I seriously look forward to this as much as the actual show every week. You somehow articulate all my thoughts and do so with both humor and alcohol. What more could a girl want?!
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Caelynn was minding her own business and focusing the whole time on Colton, and only said anything AFTER Hannah threw her under the bus and made Colton question her character. Hannah also has ten million statements on the issue whereas Caelynn has addressed it like once. So: Team Caelynn, she's only been trying to defend herself from Hannah's fixation on something that probably wasn't even a big deal lol
I think what happened was hannah struggles with anxiety and depression as she admitted. She can't handle competition. And so Hannah probably got hurt by Caelyn's turn around on her not able to deal with her anxiety. But then again Caelyn is there for her goal.
I just noticed Hannah doesnt really take accountability. She needs to accept that she started it. All she has to say is Colton I am sorry. Calaen and I just don't get along. And I just hope she is genuine as much as I am here. Please lets start over."
I’m really impressed with Colton. I liked him before it started but I’m honestly liking him more and more each week. Your recaps are always the best part of my Tuesday!
Loving your commentary Lauren! "Befumbled" 😂😂😂 especially in her accent. Your comment about "Tracy looks like Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is her common sense": brilliant!! I am also SO over the age thing.
I am living for the inevitable 2-on-1 date with Hannah B. and Caelynn. In my perfect world, he boots them both and Elyse becomes The Bachelorette. I don't even care who he chooses- Hannah G.? Shady never been kissed potstirring Heather? Can't wait to hear your commentary when that date happens. I wish we could watch live with you! Lol. You are the BEST Lauren!
@@sytycdvigirl 100% agree with you. The spoilers are already everywhere - anyone who wants to find them can so easily, and it sucks when some ruin it for others.
As a huge pageant fan who followed both Hannah and Caelynn's years as titleholders very closely, and as a bachelor fan, I am absolutely living for this storyline. ALSO Lauren Zima you always outdo yourself I love you. Side note: Caelynn and Hannah are both saying things are *bad* but neither of them are actually saying anything.
I'm interested to hear ur opinion on who you prefer (Caelynn vs. Hannah) because besides what they've shown on the show so far I don't know anything about them (so far I prefer Caelynn 100% tho). Thoughts?
@@petraorloff6505 I actually enjoyed both of them a ton as titleholders! Hannah is very bubbly and always smiling, Caelynn is just super charming so as pageant queens, I'm indifferent. However, as the season unfolds, I think that there's a lot of carryover feelings and bitterness that Caelynn ended first runner-up and Hannah didn't place at Miss USA. I think that Caelynn has a more "I'm not really bothered by Hannah" mindset and Hannah is bothered that Colton is (seemingly) more into Caelynn than he is into her. Maybe feelings of resentment that she's "losing" to Caelynn again. I can't really say anything negative about Hannah because I can kind of see why she's feeling the way she did (since I know about how bitter she could be over losing at Miss USA) but I think she needs to forget it, and focus on her relationship with Colton because even if what she says tears his relationship down with Caelynn, it's not going to make hers stronger. Caelynn is just focusing on the relationship, and I think that's what Hannah needs to focus on as well. Sorry for long comment :))
I am also a huge Miss USA fan and a bachelor fan! I'm with you, I have followed both Caelynn and Hannah during their reigns, and it has been super interesting to see this play out on the show... I don't appreciate though how much this could possibly paint Miss USA/pageants in a negative light for people who don't really know anything about it.
@@peach4973 Thank you! I defenitely agree as far as Hannah focusing too much on Caelynn and not enough on Colton and her relationship with him goes. One thing that bothers me about Hannah is thats she brought their history and started dissing and gossiping about Caelynn to Colton FIRST and then when Caelynn started defending herself and talking about their history Hannah was scandalized and furious that caelynn would do something/badmouth her like that. Even if Hannah ends up being totally in the right and Caelynn is secretly a terrible person I feel like she should be taking respnsibility for starting all this drama (at least on the Bachelor, who knows what happened at Miss USA lol)
@@petraorloff6505 Agreed. Caelynn kind of only spoke up at all to defend herself which I find is valid. Again, I understand Hannah is frustrated but in this scenario, it is best to just pick up and move on.
I love Colton as the Bachelor more and more each episode. I’ve never really enjoyed “the Bachelor” episodes during the dates and I genuinely enjoy watching Colton on these dates. I do agree with you Lauren, I believe this season gets better and better each episode!
Elyse’s date was one of my favorite to date. It just felt so real. It wasn’t extravagant by any means. Aside from having the whole park shut down, the always random band to an awkward dance in front of a crowd, and the helicopter ride, it just felt like a date that anyone could go on. I really enjoyed that whole section. The conversation too. It was just very wholesome.
I really hated what Demi did, spanking Colton. If this was the Bachelorette this would not have been ok. I could have been editing but it felt like Colton didn’t get a option to consent.
at this point, all i think about during the episodes is “ooooH can’t wait to see what lauren is gonna say about this” 😂 but i am here for the pageant queen drama!! i need all the tea and all the receipts!
My only explanation for why they (caelynn and Hannah b) both are being so vague about what happened is because they both did and/or said things they know are sketchy. I think both are probably in the wrong.
It's just catty girl drama and I completely agree with you. Hannah didn't do herself any favors bringing it up. Her insecurity is a huge red flag... She shouldn't be in a relationship until she can love herself.
She's barely even noticeable and/or mentioned on the show, but everyone who knows she's the winner talks about her as if she stands out. I'm sure she will later on, but right now, she's a ghost.
@@ktnarnia i was talking about how he talked about her this episode while they were talking (though i did know she wins) they intentionally have edited her to be less noticeable so its not obvious
It’s clear on all these bachelor recaps that former bachelor contestants read spoilers or predictions because everyone says “Cassie” and Cassie literally gets little to no air time as of now. It’s going to be interesting to watch her in the spotlight. Hannah G. is so gorgeous but she’s really just “meh” in the personality department.
Marissa Kay the reason I knew it was probably Cassie was because in the first episode they mentioned kids with her speech therapy work and we all know Colton loves kids. Plus she’s a total wifey in bachelor nation
Or you know the editing game. The F1 usually has good chemistry, stays out of drama, but is played down earlier on to make it less obvious. So it's why you can tell it won't be Carlton despite his interest because of how much screen time she's getting. Before I spoiled myself I thought f1 was either Hannah g or cassie
Soooo.... Are we ever gonna touch on the topic of Jason Tartick & Kaitlyn as side Bachelor Nation news?! Or did I miss it?! I didn’t know how I felt about it at first, but now I kinda love them together!
Omg your old time-y journalism lmaoooo you make this show so much better! It was a surprisingly good episode with a lot of content in my opinion and I’m starting to really like Colton. I wish we could get some more real moments like he had with Elyse at dinner, but I’m not mad at how the season is going!!
Lauren you are a queen! My mom and I always watch roses and rosé together and sometimes (more often than not) it’s even better than the actual episode of the bachelor lol! Keep doin you, Zima, we love you! :)
Tracy’s time is running out. I love Elyse. She’d make a great Bachelorette. Kaitlin’s conversation was cringey. I took Colton so much more seriously after he sent her home. I think his connection with Cassie was shown in this episode & of course they’ve always shown that w/ Hannah G. The pageant stuff is vague & I hope it gets clearer in the next episode or 2. I have been team Hannah B through it because she seems more genuine even though she talks kinda crazy, but I don’t think either will make it to the end. I loved this episode. They packed a whole lot of crazy drama into it & that’s what we live for! Lauren is always super fantastic & whoever edits these videos just makes her even better & more hilarious!
I agree. With the whole caitlin conversation, it was hard to watch. She had the time and moment to tell colton more about herself etc but all she can say is that her life is good . Colton did the right thing. Then when she leaves , she said that colton mad ea big mistake . Well...he asked u a question and u didnt really say anything so the connection isnt there.
Hello Lauren! I got my mom hooked on the bachelor. She watched this episode with me last night and was very entertained with the drama between Caelynn and Hannah. Love roses and rose!
I LIVE for these re-caps!! Glad to discuss all the drama with you! I'm SOOO over Hannah B. Get.out.of.here. She shouldn't have gotten a rose on that first date. uh!
Honestly both Hannah G & Caelynn needs to go home. They both crazy. But I do think Caelynn lied when Colton first asked her about the drama between them. Colton asked her a straight forward question, she didn't have a response so she covered it up with an emotional response that had nothing to do with the question he asked. Colton likes Caelynn more than Hannah G, anyone can tell that, but they both gotta go!
I noticed that too!!! I'm like, you didn't answer the question AND brought the tears as a way to manipulate the situation and shift the focuse. That was clear manipulative behavior, I did the same things to my boyfriends 😂 just cry, bring up something sad, they feel sorry for you, you get your way 💁 HOWEVER....Hannah B has questionable behavior too....both are off and seem manipulative, hannad just sucks at it and Caylnn is good at it 😂
I found out it was about sexual assault during the pageant that made her very distant as a person and shut down. Her tears were real but she didn't want to say it there because it wasn't the time, but that's probably why she was distant and shut down while her and Hannah were friends and Hannah just didn't have empathy. I viewed it the same way as y'all until it came out. She tells Colton later on. I wouldn't want to say my crap when I am not ready just because some chick decided to put me down
Lauren's moment at 14:34 , I literally laughed so hard I startled myself and my coworkers! Then re-watched that moment over and over. Perfect! - And the synonym bit, so good.
Love you Lauren! I haven’t seen more than half an hour of this season yet... somehow I just can’t.. but do try to catch up with you here. Love you TMIs, and obsession with Marshall 😊❤️❤️❤️
Shout out to your hair here Lauren Z! I loved this look on you, very natural glam. Looking beautiful!!! Still hoping for an episode like when you sang T Swift’s look what you made me do 😂
Love your summarizing and extensive vocabulary! I don't watch the show any more but keep tabs thru your vids. I might even drop a couple bottles of rose in your honor on occasion! 🙂
#teamcassie Hannah B. is a dope for bringing it up. Her insecurity is a real problem. She won't have a successful relationship until she can begin to be more confident. She seems sweet though. Something about Caelynn rubs me the wrong way, but her responses to Colton re: Hannah seemed very genuine, so I'm torn. OMG! Kaitlin's lack of answer was the most cringey thing I have ever seen... Can you even believe it? She blew it!! Colton was like "I've been looking forward to getting to have a deeper conversation with you. Tell me about you." Her: "there's not like anything really about my life that like I feel that I need to like share with you, just that like, today was great." 😐😐😐😐 I can't even. Tracy's red blazer was crazy lol... Her meltdowns have been a little much. However, I cannot stand Demi. She thinks she can win just by turning him on and teasing him and it makes me want to puke. She hasn't shown any genuine traits or any sense of kindness or empathy. I can't wait until she is gone tbh. I think Cassie is his perfect match. I think he will choose her. My second pick is Hannah G. I like Elyse and think she is beautiful but she is too bland to be the next Bachelorette, imo, and she isn't the one for Colton. I LOVE Nicole but she's not the one either. He seems to like Tayshia and Katie, but I don't think they will "win." Caelynn won't last (or Hannah B.) Nor Tracy, obvs. I do also like Heather. I'm not sure what I think about them together yet. Onyeka- fun, like her, but not for Colton. Sydney- I can actually see them together, but I doubt it. Courtney seems like a sweetheart but I'm not sure about them together. Finally, haven't seen enough of Khirpa. Love watching your recap, Lauren! I'm living for the pageant drama and the Demi/Tracy nonsense, and I absolutely LOVE watching Colton as the bachelor. He really seems like a great guy, and I love watching his face when he is engaging with the women.
LAURENNNN!!!!! What the heck I can’t believe you’re dating Chris Harrison! I want to rewatch every roses and rose episode to see everything you’ve mentioned about him 😂 so happy you are happy!!! You looked STUNNING on that red carpet!
Roses and Rosé... Always here for the analysis. Still cheering on my girls Hannah G and Onyeka!!!. Thank you Lauren Z😍. Errrrr, Jason boo boo, you single?
This was great! Can we be besties and drink wine together please!?? I love that you say everything that we are thinking...you’re a journalist for sure girl!
Colton sending Caitlin home on the date was 🙌🏻, because he wasn't afraid to say, "this isn't working", and you saw that on the date with Hannah B last week as well. Ehhh, I'm on the fence with Hannah G. It feels with the editing they're trying to push her and Colton's relationship on us, potentially setting her up as the next Bachelorette, but I don't really see their chemistry.. and their kisses feel so awkward and unnatural. Whereas I feel like there's more of a spark with Caelynn, and a natural slow burn chemistry with Cassie - who we have not seen enough of. GIMME MORE CASSIE!
Everything that u said, I agree with . It's like we think the same lol. Colton just had to listen to his heart and sent her home. There wasnt a connection. If I dont have a good vibe with u, sorry . Hannah G, I see it too. Something isnt right . And I'm on team cassie. They dont show her much which upsets me
I thought Hannah B was gonna say “what. just. happened.” this episode because it was the same angle and background and her hair was tucked the same way. I’m confused now did i miss it??
I just rewatched the trailer to make sure. It’s definitely from the same date. You can see her black sparkly dress straps. I’m just surprised they didn’t include it after it being in all the promos.
This episode made me CRINGE during the Caitlin/Colton scene, and when Hannah was telling Colton about Caelynn. It was like watching Michael Scott from The Office.
Lauren!!! My fave!!! I heard the recent news and I want to say I’m super happy for you! Thanks for this recap! I missed the first half because I decided to watch the Celebrity Big Brother Premiere! It’s a struggle to have so many shows to watch and so little time to watch them! Why did Colton call them knuckleheads... weird. Haha. Literally the first word that popped in my head after the whole “fun” montage was enjoyable, so we’re on a similar wavelength. Lol. I’m over Demi/Tracy and over Caelynn and Hannah B. I just want all four of them to go home. I don’t like when these girls talk about the other girls to the lead, focus on your own relationship and connection. Considering Caelynn did the same thing as Hannah, I’m irritated with both of them. Heather has definitely stirred the pot. So I’m not team Hannah or Caelynn, I’m neither. Haha. Don’t know why they’re whispering because the mic still picks up what they’re saying. Lol. The group date was interesting. They really love the words “strong” and “fun.” I respect Colton for not leading Caitlin on and sending her home. That was a really boring and terrible conversation. If I were her, I would’ve had things to talk about beforehand considering they have limited time to get to know the Bachelor and stand out. Even if she just talked about her childhood or her time in college or something. I don’t think Hannah G will be the final choice but she will definitely make it far and be in the final 3, since their connection is so strong and seems genuine. Also, what is a beautiful monster inside of her mean? Hannah is an interesting one. I knew Catherine was going to go home since they’re going to Thailand next week. It’s probably because the producers didn’t want to pay for her dog, and Colton wasn’t super into her. Intrigued to watch the episode tomorrow. I know travel usually starts around episode 4 or 5 but I’m surprised they’re not going somewhere domestically and are headed straight to Thailand!
I seriously look forward to this as much as the actual show every week. You somehow articulate all my thoughts and do so with both humor and alcohol. What more could a girl want?!
Totally agree!
Me too!!! I was watching last night thinking "tomorrow's recap is going to be sooo good! "
I agree, Lauren is awesome!
Me too! I love her recaps. Tbh almost more than the actual show. Hehe
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Elyse is classy and beautiful and a cut above the other girls. She made Colton look better tonight.
sparknlola 16 I know the spoiler? The last few women remaining!
right? well put together. no way Colton picks her LOL!
I like Elyse more now!!!They were so cute together on the date!
She looks so much like Sylvia Navarro.
I like her, seems genuine!
Caelynn was minding her own business and focusing the whole time on Colton, and only said anything AFTER Hannah threw her under the bus and made Colton question her character. Hannah also has ten million statements on the issue whereas Caelynn has addressed it like once. So: Team Caelynn, she's only been trying to defend herself from Hannah's fixation on something that probably wasn't even a big deal lol
ebmockingjay yes i totally agree. hannah should of just focused on her relationship with colton.
I think what happened was hannah struggles with anxiety and depression as she admitted. She can't handle competition. And so Hannah probably got hurt by Caelyn's turn around on her not able to deal with her anxiety. But then again Caelyn is there for her goal.
I just noticed Hannah doesnt really take accountability. She needs to accept that she started it. All she has to say is Colton I am sorry. Calaen and I just don't get along. And I just hope she is genuine as much as I am here. Please lets start over."
I’m really impressed with Colton. I liked him before it started but I’m honestly liking him more and more each week. Your recaps are always the best part of my Tuesday!
Loving your commentary Lauren! "Befumbled" 😂😂😂 especially in her accent. Your comment about "Tracy looks like Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is her common sense": brilliant!! I am also SO over the age thing.
I am living for the inevitable 2-on-1 date with Hannah B. and Caelynn. In my perfect world, he boots them both and Elyse becomes The Bachelorette. I don't even care who he chooses- Hannah G.? Shady never been kissed potstirring Heather? Can't wait to hear your commentary when that date happens. I wish we could watch live with you! Lol. You are the BEST Lauren!
Finaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyuy😍😍😍😍
Julie Brisson I know the spoilers who wants to know the last few remaining?
Can't wait for the inevitable Demi and Tracy 2-on-1 !!
@@sunshinegirl6854 If people want spoilers they will go to spoiler sites. Im tired to people spoiling it for everyone.
@@sytycdvigirl 100% agree with you. The spoilers are already everywhere - anyone who wants to find them can so easily, and it sucks when some ruin it for others.
As a huge pageant fan who followed both Hannah and Caelynn's years as titleholders very closely, and as a bachelor fan, I am absolutely living for this storyline. ALSO Lauren Zima you always outdo yourself I love you. Side note: Caelynn and Hannah are both saying things are *bad* but neither of them are actually saying anything.
I'm interested to hear ur opinion on who you prefer (Caelynn vs. Hannah) because besides what they've shown on the show so far I don't know anything about them (so far I prefer Caelynn 100% tho). Thoughts?
@@petraorloff6505 I actually enjoyed both of them a ton as titleholders! Hannah is very bubbly and always smiling, Caelynn is just super charming so as pageant queens, I'm indifferent. However, as the season unfolds, I think that there's a lot of carryover feelings and bitterness that Caelynn ended first runner-up and Hannah didn't place at Miss USA. I think that Caelynn has a more "I'm not really bothered by Hannah" mindset and Hannah is bothered that Colton is (seemingly) more into Caelynn than he is into her. Maybe feelings of resentment that she's "losing" to Caelynn again. I can't really say anything negative about Hannah because I can kind of see why she's feeling the way she did (since I know about how bitter she could be over losing at Miss USA) but I think she needs to forget it, and focus on her relationship with Colton because even if what she says tears his relationship down with Caelynn, it's not going to make hers stronger. Caelynn is just focusing on the relationship, and I think that's what Hannah needs to focus on as well. Sorry for long comment :))
I am also a huge Miss USA fan and a bachelor fan! I'm with you, I have followed both Caelynn and Hannah during their reigns, and it has been super interesting to see this play out on the show... I don't appreciate though how much this could possibly paint Miss USA/pageants in a negative light for people who don't really know anything about it.
@@peach4973 Thank you! I defenitely agree as far as Hannah focusing too much on Caelynn and not enough on Colton and her relationship with him goes. One thing that bothers me about Hannah is thats she brought their history and started dissing and gossiping about Caelynn to Colton FIRST and then when Caelynn started defending herself and talking about their history Hannah was scandalized and furious that caelynn would do something/badmouth her like that. Even if Hannah ends up being totally in the right and Caelynn is secretly a terrible person I feel like she should be taking respnsibility for starting all this drama (at least on the Bachelor, who knows what happened at Miss USA lol)
@@petraorloff6505 Agreed. Caelynn kind of only spoke up at all to defend herself which I find is valid. Again, I understand Hannah is frustrated but in this scenario, it is best to just pick up and move on.
Lauren Zima as an old-timey reporter is the Netflix show we never knew we needed.
hahahahahah! perfect!!!!
That Carmen Sandiego refrence was SPOT ON!!! 💃🏾 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think I like watching this show more than The Bachelor! So hilarious 🙌🏼
Absolutley! She brings it to you every season!
I love Colton as the Bachelor more and more each episode. I’ve never really enjoyed “the Bachelor” episodes during the dates and I genuinely enjoy watching Colton on these dates. I do agree with you Lauren, I believe this season gets better and better each episode!
I love Elyse!! I think she is a great fit for Colton...she's just so calm yet fun and really pretty ☺️
#TeamElyse
Rohalia Wallace yes! Dual date
I love Elyse too!
You have to do a top 10 worst Bacholer's convos now 😂 so painful to watch!!!
Lori Weigel I love this idea! 💕
Yes!!! Excellent idea!
LAUREN IS DATING CHRIS HARRISOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN OMGOMGOMGOMGMOGMMGOGMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGMOMG
Elyse’s date was one of my favorite to date. It just felt so real. It wasn’t extravagant by any means. Aside from having the whole park shut down, the always random band to an awkward dance in front of a crowd, and the helicopter ride, it just felt like a date that anyone could go on. I really enjoyed that whole section. The conversation too. It was just very wholesome.
I really hated what Demi did, spanking Colton. If this was the Bachelorette this would not have been ok. I could have been editing but it felt like Colton didn’t get a option to consent.
If this was the bachelorette, we would be saying, 'he's a perv, that is harrassment' and many other things
Ehhh.. I think it was pretty mild & silly, honestly. It was almost like Jordan in his golden underwear.
I so agree this should have gotten demi sent home.
I want to talk about a more interesting topic: you dating Chris Harrison!! Now I am ready to drink my rosé😉
“Just fricking trust me” = perfect time to let Hannah b go hone
I expected better from her as a beauty queen.
She is not eloquent or poised at all. In fact she is quite immature.
at this point, all i think about during the episodes is “ooooH can’t wait to see what lauren is gonna say about this” 😂 but i am here for the pageant queen drama!! i need all the tea and all the receipts!
My only explanation for why they (caelynn and Hannah b) both are being so vague about what happened is because they both did and/or said things they know are sketchy. I think both are probably in the wrong.
Brianna Irene i wanna know what happened omg !!!
It's just catty girl drama and I completely agree with you. Hannah didn't do herself any favors bringing it up. Her insecurity is a huge red flag... She shouldn't be in a relationship until she can love herself.
colton and cassie!!!! he seemed so smitten when talking about her
Ikr. I like her
She's barely even noticeable and/or mentioned on the show, but everyone who knows she's the winner talks about her as if she stands out. I'm sure she will later on, but right now, she's a ghost.
@@ktnarnia i was talking about how he talked about her this episode while they were talking (though i did know she wins) they intentionally have edited her to be less noticeable so its not obvious
It’s clear on all these bachelor recaps that former bachelor contestants read spoilers or predictions because everyone says “Cassie” and Cassie literally gets little to no air time as of now. It’s going to be interesting to watch her in the spotlight. Hannah G. is so gorgeous but she’s really just “meh” in the personality department.
Marissa Kay the reason I knew it was probably Cassie was because in the first episode they mentioned kids with her speech therapy work and we all know Colton loves kids. Plus she’s a total wifey in bachelor nation
LuMilla Africa I agree!
Or you know the editing game. The F1 usually has good chemistry, stays out of drama, but is played down earlier on to make it less obvious. So it's why you can tell it won't be Carlton despite his interest because of how much screen time she's getting. Before I spoiled myself I thought f1 was either Hannah g or cassie
New fan. Love your re-cap. I drink every time you drink and humm into the glass.
Tracy is "the crazy one." The one who ends up having a major meltdown. There is one on every season.
Soooo.... Are we ever gonna touch on the topic of Jason Tartick & Kaitlyn as side Bachelor Nation news?! Or did I miss it?! I didn’t know how I felt about it at first, but now I kinda love them together!
Jamie K I don’t like them together, I like Jason and think he deserves better. I’m not a big fan of her.
Thank you for the bad conversation with Caitlyn commentary!! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost couldn’t watch it! 🙈 Colton handled it perfectly and gave her so many tries!
Also, the end when they had the little girls come and steal time with Colton, that made me laugh so hard
Omg your old time-y journalism lmaoooo you make this show so much better! It was a surprisingly good episode with a lot of content in my opinion and I’m starting to really like Colton. I wish we could get some more real moments like he had with Elyse at dinner, but I’m not mad at how the season is going!!
LAUREN ZIMA AND CHRIS HARRISON!!! What??? Omg I’m so happy!!!❤️❤️❤️
Lauren you are a queen! My mom and I always watch roses and rosé together and sometimes (more often than not) it’s even better than the actual episode of the bachelor lol! Keep doin you, Zima, we love you! :)
The bad news is Caitlin got kicked off The Bachelor. The good news is she has a story of something bad happening to her , finally.
Caitlin’s conversation with Colton=CRINGE😬😬😬
Ikr. She messed up lol. Colton's face was like 😐
Tracy’s time is running out. I love Elyse. She’d make a great Bachelorette. Kaitlin’s conversation was cringey. I took Colton so much more seriously after he sent her home. I think his connection with Cassie was shown in this episode & of course they’ve always shown that w/ Hannah G. The pageant stuff is vague & I hope it gets clearer in the next episode or 2. I have been team Hannah B through it because she seems more genuine even though she talks kinda crazy, but I don’t think either will make it to the end. I loved this episode. They packed a whole lot of crazy drama into it & that’s what we live for! Lauren is always super fantastic & whoever edits these videos just makes her even better & more hilarious!
I agree.
With the whole caitlin conversation, it was hard to watch. She had the time and moment to tell colton more about herself etc but all she can say is that her life is good . Colton did the right thing. Then when she leaves , she said that colton mad ea big mistake .
Well...he asked u a question and u didnt really say anything so the connection isnt there.
Yes! Just got home from spin class and this is my reward!
Also this was the best bachelor episode I've ever seen!
"does not sponsor this podcast" loll Lauren is seriously the best host ever! I never get bored watching her!
Omg Lauren at 14:35 you literally had me LOL'ing on the floor! You're so funny!
How cute was the ending with all the little girls interrupting eachother at the amusement park!? So adorable & funny!
Love ya Lauren! And miss ya JC!💖
My 3yo was sitting on my lap watching with me...she now says BYEEEEEE Lauren style. I don't hate it haha Love your recap Lauren
Hello Lauren! I got my mom hooked on the bachelor. She watched this episode with me last night and was very entertained with the drama between Caelynn and Hannah. Love roses and rose!
Thank you for making these every week!!! I don't have time to watch the show every week but either way I think these recaps are way better!
Lauren, you are so fun! Love the Carmen San Diego piece about Tracy! I definitely think Tracy’s time is coming up. Love the synonyms btw!
Hi Lauren, I just saw a clip of you and Chris hitting the red carpet as a couple! That is so exciting.....so happy for you both.
I LIVE for these re-caps!! Glad to discuss all the drama with you! I'm SOOO over Hannah B. Get.out.of.here. She shouldn't have gotten a rose on that first date. uh!
Honestly both Hannah G & Caelynn needs to go home. They both crazy. But I do think Caelynn lied when Colton first asked her about the drama between them. Colton asked her a straight forward question, she didn't have a response so she covered it up with an emotional response that had nothing to do with the question he asked. Colton likes Caelynn more than Hannah G, anyone can tell that, but they both gotta go!
I noticed that too!!! I'm like, you didn't answer the question AND brought the tears as a way to manipulate the situation and shift the focuse. That was clear manipulative behavior, I did the same things to my boyfriends 😂 just cry, bring up something sad, they feel sorry for you, you get your way 💁 HOWEVER....Hannah B has questionable behavior too....both are off and seem manipulative, hannad just sucks at it and Caylnn is good at it 😂
Yes!! I get crazy vibes from them both. Caelynn’s reaction was hella weird.
It’s Hannah B not G lol
I found out it was about sexual assault during the pageant that made her very distant as a person and shut down. Her tears were real but she didn't want to say it there because it wasn't the time, but that's probably why she was distant and shut down while her and Hannah were friends and Hannah just didn't have empathy. I viewed it the same way as y'all until it came out. She tells Colton later on. I wouldn't want to say my crap when I am not ready just because some chick decided to put me down
Elyse is a sparkling gem and I’m ok if she’s the next bachelorette
Lauren's moment at 14:34 , I literally laughed so hard I startled myself and my coworkers! Then re-watched that moment over and over. Perfect! - And the synonym bit, so good.
Love you Lauren! I haven’t seen more than half an hour of this season yet... somehow I just can’t.. but do try to catch up with you here. Love you TMIs, and obsession with Marshall 😊❤️❤️❤️
I just poured a glass of rose and then I got the notification about this video! Perfect timing!
Shout out to your hair here Lauren Z! I loved this look on you, very natural glam. Looking beautiful!!! Still hoping for an episode like when you sang T Swift’s look what you made me do 😂
Lol’d at the “did she steal your shoes before you went on stage?” 😂 Lauren is so witty!
Lauren is hilarious. Such a great personality!
Love it that you are back lauren!!!! this season is getting so much better and always here for the re-caps
Don’t drink everything time they say LIKE either especially if you’re drinking lemon 🍋 drop martinis 🍸 w/a splash of blue curaçao , potent !!!
Like ughhhhh such a like pet peeve. LMFAO but really.
Best bachelor recap i have ever watched....i don't even enjoy the Bachelor anymore, but i do enjoy you girl!!!
Omg you as an old timey journalist. Dead 💀 😂😂😂😂😂
You’re the reason I watch The Bachelor....so I can enjoy your funny recap afterwards!
Love your summarizing and extensive vocabulary! I don't watch the show any more but keep tabs thru your vids. I might even drop a couple bottles of rose in your honor on occasion! 🙂
#teamcassie
Hannah B. is a dope for bringing it up. Her insecurity is a real problem. She won't have a successful relationship until she can begin to be more confident. She seems sweet though. Something about Caelynn rubs me the wrong way, but her responses to Colton re: Hannah seemed very genuine, so I'm torn.
OMG! Kaitlin's lack of answer was the most cringey thing I have ever seen... Can you even believe it? She blew it!! Colton was like "I've been looking forward to getting to have a deeper conversation with you. Tell me about you."
Her: "there's not like anything really about my life that like I feel that I need to like share with you, just that like, today was great."
😐😐😐😐 I can't even.
Tracy's red blazer was crazy lol... Her meltdowns have been a little much. However, I cannot stand Demi. She thinks she can win just by turning him on and teasing him and it makes me want to puke. She hasn't shown any genuine traits or any sense of kindness or empathy. I can't wait until she is gone tbh.
I think Cassie is his perfect match. I think he will choose her.
My second pick is Hannah G.
I like Elyse and think she is beautiful but she is too bland to be the next Bachelorette, imo, and she isn't the one for Colton.
I LOVE Nicole but she's not the one either.
He seems to like Tayshia and Katie, but I don't think they will "win." Caelynn won't last (or Hannah B.) Nor Tracy, obvs.
I do also like Heather. I'm not sure what I think about them together yet.
Onyeka- fun, like her, but not for Colton.
Sydney- I can actually see them together, but I doubt it.
Courtney seems like a sweetheart but I'm not sure about them together.
Finally, haven't seen enough of Khirpa.
Love watching your recap, Lauren!
I'm living for the pageant drama and the Demi/Tracy nonsense, and I absolutely LOVE watching Colton as the bachelor. He really seems like a great guy, and I love watching his face when he is engaging with the women.
LAURENNNN!!!!! What the heck I can’t believe you’re dating Chris Harrison! I want to rewatch every roses and rose episode to see everything you’ve mentioned about him 😂 so happy you are happy!!! You looked STUNNING on that red carpet!
This has been one of the best bachelor seasons since Sean!! I love it!
Roses and Rosé...
Always here for the analysis. Still cheering on my girls Hannah G and Onyeka!!!. Thank you Lauren Z😍.
Errrrr, Jason boo boo, you single?
I was literally waiting for this upload!!
I don’t like Demi’s cougar comments!!
I had so much FUN watching your recap! Lol!
Your recap is so much fun !
Omg you're awesome! Just as entertaining as the bachelor! Cheers to you & I wish you were my best friend!
Don't drink every time Lauren Zima says "don't drink"
I literally only watch the bachelor for this show and the funny tweets not for the actual show itself 😂😂 love you the most Lauren
I'm glad she shuts up tgh Soo. She is okay. She doesn't really argue like going on and on.
Haha I loved your beauty pageant comparison. . . I had the EXACT same thought. I was like WAIT WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW YOU'RE ON??!!!!!!!
Rooting for Caelynn!
This was great! Can we be besties and drink wine together please!?? I love that you say everything that we are thinking...you’re a journalist for sure girl!
Colton sending Caitlin home on the date was 🙌🏻, because he wasn't afraid to say, "this isn't working", and you saw that on the date with Hannah B last week as well.
Ehhh, I'm on the fence with Hannah G. It feels with the editing they're trying to push her and Colton's relationship on us, potentially setting her up as the next Bachelorette, but I don't really see their chemistry.. and their kisses feel so awkward and unnatural. Whereas I feel like there's more of a spark with Caelynn, and a natural slow burn chemistry with Cassie - who we have not seen enough of. GIMME MORE CASSIE!
Everything that u said, I agree with . It's like we think the same lol.
Colton just had to listen to his heart and sent her home. There wasnt a connection. If I dont have a good vibe with u, sorry .
Hannah G, I see it too. Something isnt right .
And I'm on team cassie. They dont show her much which upsets me
Lol, "this is not a podcast" 🤗 I'm smitten with lauren zima kbyeeeee
Omg don’t listen to that person!! The humming into your drink is fantastic! You have the best insights about the show and you’re hilarious!!
I thought Hannah B was gonna say “what. just. happened.” this episode because it was the same angle and background and her hair was tucked the same way. I’m confused now did i miss it??
i guess they cut it out?
I just rewatched the trailer to make sure. It’s definitely from the same date. You can see her black sparkly dress straps. I’m just surprised they didn’t include it after it being in all the promos.
@@CocoChloeTV Yeah. Strange.
I did too. Lol
Right?!
I love these updates almost more than I love the show!
Update since last week: 0 episodes watched. Still loving this series more than life.
yasss! Thank you Lauren! It seems like Caelynn is more mature because she did not start all the drama. Hannah did! saying it like it is!
Oh my gosh Lauren! You’re the best! 😅😅😅 you call it as it is!
I was thinking it will be a 2 on one for them too! :) hard to ignore that drama train opportunity, but probably not until episode 6 or 7.
You are to funny in a good way😂😂
LOVE THIS SERIES AND THIS SEASON!!
You are so funny and entertaining. Love this!
This episode made me CRINGE during the Caitlin/Colton scene, and when Hannah was telling Colton about Caelynn. It was like watching Michael Scott from The Office.
Why did the second episode of Roses and Rosé get deleted??? 😭😭😭
“Hannah. That’s what this is.” I feel so bad for Caelynn!! I feel you girl! When girls get all dramatic and caddy you shut down. Same. Uhg.
Also, I loved the one on one date!!! Absolutely love Elyse and Colton’s connection
I still love her So much. She is so witty! Is this scripted or does she wrote her own jokes!??
I ship Demi & Jordan. 💅🏼
Such a FUN recap
Lauren!!! My fave!!! I heard the recent news and I want to say I’m super happy for you! Thanks for this recap! I missed the first half because I decided to watch the Celebrity Big Brother Premiere! It’s a struggle to have so many shows to watch and so little time to watch them! Why did Colton call them knuckleheads... weird. Haha. Literally the first word that popped in my head after the whole “fun” montage was enjoyable, so we’re on a similar wavelength. Lol. I’m over Demi/Tracy and over Caelynn and Hannah B. I just want all four of them to go home. I don’t like when these girls talk about the other girls to the lead, focus on your own relationship and connection. Considering Caelynn did the same thing as Hannah, I’m irritated with both of them. Heather has definitely stirred the pot. So I’m not team Hannah or Caelynn, I’m neither. Haha. Don’t know why they’re whispering because the mic still picks up what they’re saying. Lol. The group date was interesting. They really love the words “strong” and “fun.” I respect Colton for not leading Caitlin on and sending her home. That was a really boring and terrible conversation. If I were her, I would’ve had things to talk about beforehand considering they have limited time to get to know the Bachelor and stand out. Even if she just talked about her childhood or her time in college or something. I don’t think Hannah G will be the final choice but she will definitely make it far and be in the final 3, since their connection is so strong and seems genuine. Also, what is a beautiful monster inside of her mean? Hannah is an interesting one. I knew Catherine was going to go home since they’re going to Thailand next week. It’s probably because the producers didn’t want to pay for her dog, and Colton wasn’t super into her. Intrigued to watch the episode tomorrow. I know travel usually starts around episode 4 or 5 but I’m surprised they’re not going somewhere domestically and are headed straight to Thailand!
I was worried for those girls doing the limo pull . That would have given me a hernia.
Thank You!!! I was like this can NOT be safe!
The bomb. Byeee Caitlyn Read the playbook! 😂
17:42 and they were ROOMMATES 😂😂 who else gets my reference lol
The two individuals that makes it far I am not suprised !!!!
i just love this show LIKE im having FUN, so much Fun LIKE i looooove it!!!
I am so much FUNNNNN watching this!!!
Your hair looks great hun!!!
I love Lauren so much