ACTUAL BEAR SURVIVAL TIPS: Black Bear- Make yourself as big as possible. Hold up a jacket or other clothing item. Make loud noises and yell. If it does attack(VERY Unlikely) fight back, hit the eyes and snout. Brown(Grizzly) Bear- Play dead, or alowly back away low to the ground. If you stay big or approach they think of you as a chellenger, they will fight until you go down(and you will). Thry will most likely not kill you when you go down(There is about a 1% chance thst they will kill you. You are no longer a threat. REMEMBER: They eat fish NOT Humans) White(Polar) Bear- The only was is to kill it(shoot it with a gun). Polar Bears have been known to stalk groups of men for weeks at a time. It WILL fight. If you play dead it will maul you. If you fight they will fight back until you are dead. Always go out with a gun when in an area with polar bears. If you are still reading, thank you. Please comment that you read to the end. THANKS.
Mountain Rider i agree with you on thee bear spray part, but the authorities in the area will understand if you kill the animal because it is a threat of attack. If you kill the animal by hunting and killing as a trophy it is then illegal
I know many colour blind people, and they've told me that's not how it works, it's not the loss of being able to see colours, it's not being able to differentiate between certain colours, brown black and white are all colours that are easy for them to tell apart, it tends to be with green/orange blue/purple and yellow-green/green I'm also pretty sure red/orange is a common one, but brown/black/white is simple
two guys out hunting, hours away from help, one goes to take a leak and gets snake bit on the you know what. The other gets on his sat-phone and calls up a hospital for advice. Doctor says, "cut an x between the fang marks and try and suck the poison out." the guy says, "got it," and hangs up. his friend asks, "what'd the doctor say?" he gave his friend a serious look and said, "I'm sorry bud, you're gonna die."
As an former Call Of Duty soldier and Survivalist from both Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I can say that the best thing to do in emergency situations is to level up as much as possible and steal everything, if that doesn't help, you'll just respawn, so no big deal
It is actually true sometimes, deciding when is the problem, get a compass to see if it is one of those situations would be best then you know if it is on the north side or not.
Here's a good survival tip. Remember which way you came. That way you will never get lost. The only time I've used a compass has been when I am hiking TOO some place. Once I've been there I can always find my way back.
More bear advice: wear little bells on your shoes so you don't surprise them. Identify bears in the area by the droppings. Black bear droppings have nuts and berries. Grizzly droppings have little bells.
Kris Sisk I find it often helps to walk up to the bear and introduce yourself with a polite handshake. After all he has all the sharp teeth, you wouldn’t want him thinking you’re rude.
Yeah and you wait till you get to the hospital because again the point of survival is to get out of the hell you're in and get back home or you know, be rescued.
There was this survivor of a black bear attack and they almost died because they heard the myth of playing dead. They had to get a lot of body parts amputated
Yeah, well with Grizzlies that's the only thing you can do if you cant climb a tree or didnt bring bear spray. You're a fool if you rely on one sole source of protection.
This whole video is a contradiction. Survive in the wild. Snakebite: Go to the hospital at a leisurely pace. If you're that close, you aren't in the wild. You're down the street. These are more camping tips than survival because most of the tips involve items you wouldn't have in a real survival situation.
Can you imagine spending a night on a bed with no roof in the rain or in the snow? You're dead. The bed is a necessity for rest but if you get your roof built you can sit up all night in the rain still dry then build a bed in the morning then rest. It don't work the other way around because you'll be soaked in the morning and won't have rested anyway. This is what happens when someones idea of the wild is setting up a pup tent in the back yard. You gotta watch these so called survivalists doing videos also. Just watched this video yesterday 3 days winter camping. BS. he had the tent and the stove but nothing set up to sleep at all. He was day camping and pretending to be out there all night. All he showed was lighting the stove and cooking on the stove. He also mentioned he gets paid if you buy the stove and mention his Channel. I always try not to criticize people but things like this really piss me off because survival is not a joke. Even winter camping is survival because nature doesn't just pause when shit goes wrong. Lives are risked with bad advice or bad equipment recommendations. I've spent a lot of time in the bush in all weather to the worst extremes. Believe me nature has no pause button and screw ups caused by ignorance compound extremely fast. Best piece of advice I can give is before you take any advice off of youtube check the rest of their content. A single survival tips or critique video surrounded by top ten yoga moves and top ten cell phone charger myths probably aren't giving advice you want to bet your life on.
Darri3n I agree. I haven’t even watched more than a second into the video, so all I do is give out some of my advice on survival. I always pack my ten C’s and some other items based on the climate in that area. In my area, it’s -10 degrees, but it can exceed 110 degrees in the summer.
If you're falling without a parachute, make sure to not fall in water. The impact will be the equivalent of landing on concrete. A bush or some snow would be more affective at lessening the impact. Make sure to land on your legs (however, you'll break your legs) Broken legs are better than a broken spine/ skull.
I'm surprised he didn't say "If you don't have a tent to camp in and can't find shelter, just go home. You're much more likely to survive the night in your own bed than out in the wild."
Well, in most cases of snake bites through history you just would die. But if you happen to be a pretty good chemist, and have access to the needed resources, I guess you could make an antidote out of some rocks and grass.
Qwertyuiopkl556: Its simple break out your satelite phone and climb to the highest peak in the area. By then the venom has done its job. Your smell will be picked up by a pack of wild dogs and your bleached by the sun bones will be easier to see from an airplane..
Moving during night in desert is dangerous.. You can't see the Snakes(Rattlesnakes) scorpions or spiders (Black widow), they also hunt for prey during night and hard to spot because of their camouflaging ability
@@Hahahehe126 well you jave a weapon with you. The stick which you sweep across in front of you will give you good distance. The only major threat i see is a desert snake which can be easily tackled. Strike the head of the snake. Hold it down. Grab its neck. It can no longer do any harm. And in such conditions you can eat it aswell.
Grand Admiral Thrawn not necessarily "survival situation" but "semi-likely accident". Knowing the proper first aid treatment to a snakebite is good, but if you can, get to a hospital. You're likely not gonna be *that* far away from one on a normal hike where you get bit.
Matt S-J unless you're in Australia or sparsely populated parts of Africa, or out in the Arizona deserts, though Arizona gives you a better chance of being close enough to get to a hospital because the bites you're likely to sustain don't kill as quickly as some of the venomous snakes in the other two locations. A lot of the ones in Australia will kill you within half an hour or less.
Don't forget to drink your Cyanide The video is a general video aimed at a large viewer base. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you over the potency of Australian snakes, but having some knowledge of the area you plan to be in is always helpful. Also, the more dangerous snakes are generally in the outback, where pretty much everything can and will kill you, so being extra prepared is very helpful. An emergency beacon or a sat phone is essential. Also, tying a bloodflow restrictor(basically a loose tourniquet) will slow down the spread of the venom and you will gain a little extra time to have your travelling partner find reception to call an airlift, or activate the aforementioned emergency beacon. Being able to identify the snake and recount the type of snake to your 911 operator will put you higher on the list of priorities as far as emergency response. Carrying antidotes to snakes in the area is also good, if you're that paranoid.
Matt S-J while tying a tourniquet will slow the spread, it's a bad idea. It causes additional damage to the area of the bite, sometimes causing loss of a limb that otherwise could have been saved. It also restricts blood flow in general. In Tennessee, a well-meaning passerby used a tourniquet to help a farmer who'd been bitten by a snake. When the farmer arrived at the hospital, his blood pressure was so low from the tourniquet around his arm that he was only minutes from death. Do not tie it off. Honestly, you might be better off just amputating the limb then and there if you're going to use that method. Also, when the tourniquet is removed, blood will rush to the area that was deprived and the venom will end up moving rapidly through the rest of the body, wreaking havoc all over.
Don't forget to drink your Cyanide you don't tie a full torniquet. Tie a strip of fabric loosely around the limb between the bite and the heart, slightly restricting bloodflow. I am fully aware of the damage that a full torniquet can do. However, a loose tie will slow the poison spread while still maintaining safe blood pressure levels.
LegendaryKaiten: I was wondering just how long the walk to the hospital would be if you were so far away from civilisation that you didn’t have mobile coverage. Was also wondering why they didn’t include getting a lift if possible as an option: seems like a better idea than walking if you don’t want to spread the venom throughout the body.
that is quite true. Well i guess since we are in modern day, having a cell phone could just get us that lift but still this is for survival not I live until i get medical assistance
Remember that kid that wasn’t too bright, but got better grades than you cause he was just so good a parroting and plagiarizing? Apparently he is now a survival expert.
@@StinaX732 funnily enough, there was a guy who did this not far from where I live. He was bitten by a taipan, a venomous snake here in Australia. He just lay there for 2 hours before someone found him. He lived, it actually does work. He had a serious case of sunburn though. 😂
@@StinaX732 also the bandage is supposed to be a compression bandage and go from the bite would towards the heart then back down, tightly, to slow the blood flow.
Why do people who debunk these survival myths always recommend seeking help when you are hurt? The reason we are watching these videos is to learn how to survive without help.
Because there are several survival situations you can't get out of with no help, like how the fuck are you supposed to stop fast traveling venom in your body, all you can do is slow it down
Alot of things about this are wrong. For example, if you are frostbitten do not drink anything warm at first, you should drink "room temperature" at first, drinking something warm after frostbite can induce shock and kill you
In a survival situation, if bitten by a snake, call 911 or walk to a hospital, man I never thought of that, how dumb of me. Only someone who has never been deep in a forest can say such non-sense. In snake territory, carry anti-venom from common snakes of the area, if you're dumb and you don't, well walk the 200 km to the nearest hospital, or call 911 with morse code bashed on a tree. Works everytime, the special forest ambulance service will get to you under 5 min.
pretty much lol.. In fact, even with the right anti-venom, chances are you will die anyway as the wound will go sceptic, you will not walk out of there. But as far I know, It's rarely something like that that will take you down, it's the little things i.e. : broken toe/foot/ankle, trench foot, exposure etc.
Little Bastard : As an Aussie that snake bite advice will get you killed here. If you don't wrap the bite tight & raise the bitten limb death is certain. Untreated bite from most of our venomous snakes will kill most healthy people in about an hour or less, moving will give you even less time. Also Browns & Tiapans don't dry bite often. Best advice is to always wear boots & jeans when Bush walking especially during warmer months November to March. Don't get hit!
I figured as much, I do not live snake territory, as such my survivalist knowledge about snakes is somewhat limited. I basically wrote the same thing as you as a reply to my own comment a few days ago. I do not see how one can survive snake bites far away from civilisation ( depending on the snake of course ) my reflex would be in that order : stop the blood flow into my body, take anti-venom, treat the wound and stay put taking care of the sceptic wound for the next few days if I live as long as needed to do all these things. The point was that the video is simply stupid. You do not ask a geologist about astronomy, you know. So a doctor saying "go to the hospital" while deep in the wood sounded as dumb as a Trump quote to me. I once crawled my way out of an expedition deep in the mountains because I had a broken toe. At first I walked on it, eventually it became unbearable and swollen AF, could not get food for 3 days, had no strenght and could barely stay couscious from all the efforts I had invested trying to get out of there. Like I said, it's usually the little things that takes you out. I got lucky that day. My best survival advice I can give to anyone in any kind of territory : DO NOT DO IT ALONE ... make sure you have someone with you strong enough to carry you a few km in treacherous terrain. Thanks a lot for sharing your knowledge, I had Australia in mind when I imagined what the video was talking about. km upon km of uninhabited terrain, good luck walking to a hospital lol ya know ;) have a good one !
In my experience, animals are rarely problematic. Media greatly amplify the danger of animals. Rule of thumb is to respect them and their home and you will most likely be fine.. Lots of bears here, Black and brown, been face to face with them on many occasions, even with a mom and her cubs. 1 paw strike and you're dead, no way around that, but usually they just want you to go away, like us they are not likely to risk it, they got more important things to do. But like anything else, some people lack the knowledge or intelligence to act properly and it's usually those people we hear about in the news. I carry what is called a bear banger, never had to use it in over 10 years even though I met a good 10-12 bears at less than 10 ft distance. Bears seem to have difficulty discerning sounds when they are close to a river so this is the place you are most likely to surprise them. But if there is civilisation at less than 10km distance, a bear will stink so much that even a human can smell them at about 1 km distance, rather easy to modify your course. Far away from civilisation bears don't smell as foul though.
video:"if you get frostbite: cover yourself with warm blankets and drink hot tea"....???? how do you get frostbite in the first place if these items are availiable? how about: what to do if you're getting frostbite and youre in the middle of nowhere.
Right? I was thinking the same thing with the snake bite thing... Okay, go see a doctor, get to a hospital, call an ambulance... No fucking shit, but what do you do when NONE of that is available? Or are you just completely fucked?
Exactly! I mean seriously. Some of these tips are good information, like don't rub the skin once it's frostbitten, but the rest is just, "You don't say??!"
k3n1 PooP2 Huh? I was joking. I’m not 70 pounds. Plus, there’s nothing wrong for enjoying Fortnite. I never knew a MaximilianMus’ fan could have this low of an IQ. Also, Max plays fortnite too. Go do your chores or something.
Idaho: Use the 12 gauge bill. Its the only thing you need. You can get food, free ammo, self defense, metal, and so forth. We can use a gun, while a lot of Liberals haven't heard of ammo.
As someone in the southwest US, the suggestion to travel around at night in the desert is a very poor one. Yes, you want to avoid the mid-day sun, it's far to hot. But running around the desert in pitch black is going to accomplish very little while exposing you to great risk of injury. Seek shade during the afternoon, try to only be active in the morning and early evening, when you still have light. Once it's completely dark, the best thing to do is stay put until you have light again. Stumbling around a pitch black desert filled with cactus, unstable footing and rattlesnakes looking for water you can't see is a poor decision.
Kuraito As an native to Arizona, and currently living mostly around Tucson, most of those cacti ARE good sources of water and food, and the coyotes, can’t spell them if I am wrong on spelling that, will kill you real quick at night, so carry a big stick, and beat everything within reach of you if it moves at you, oh and I almost forgot about the scorpions
@@samson4725 first of all, one needs a tool to get into the damn things. Also one needs to be fairly strong to open a barrel cactus - which is what they mostly advise. If you're tired and weak and exhausted, you're probably not going to make it into the damn.thing.
2 guys get attacked by a bear Guy 1: Omg a bear is chasing us! What should we do?! Guy 2: Sorry but, YOURE TOO SLOW! *dashes away in anime running style*
No need to carry around a sauce pan and matches to boil and decontaminate water... Just pick up some bottled water at the hospital gift shop while being treated for your snake bite...
if the hospital is trashed down to the ground due to a earthquake? what if the hospital is flooded up to the second floor? disaster scenario could be the worst.... what if for example happen something like the walking dead? what if from the sky falls a huge meteorite and land on top of the nearest hospital from your position? lil tip for snakes: if you find yourself in a place where u suspect there might be snakes,find a stick with a V shape on one side of the stick the V shape doesn't have to be very big 2 1/2 inch max 3 and the stick long 3 3 1/2 feet so you can block the snake to the ground at enough distance from you,coz snakes never attack if you aren't close enough for them to attack. learn survival skills whats better than learn how primitives made their tool homes pots water wheel even pools if you'd like...(most of all is hard work and made with hands no tools.. and least the tools we have today... the same link i posted in my first comment learn primitive technology.. our technology evolved from that th-cam.com/channels/AL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA.html
G Cochr Get some of those overpriced candy bars, too, while you are there. Maybe stop by the hospital cafeteria for lunch. (Your comment is one of the best!)
"Walk to the nearest hospital at a leisurely pace"? Yeah, that'll work when the hospital is hundreds of miles away. What if you don't have anything to melt the snow in?
Your hands, you can melt snow in your cupped hands. It'd take a lot longer than perhaps using a pot/pan and a fire, but you can still swallow small amounts of water at a time, over an elongated period.
Anthony Sforza You could use your cupped hands, but then they would get really cold and the snow water would still be cold, so there doesn't seem to be much point. Also "elongated"? You mean "prolonged".
I honestly have to ask, have you ever SEEN a survival show? Because you specifically call them out as spreading this misinformation, but literally every single survival show I've ever seen says the exact same things you are: Don't eat snow, Find water first, Don't sleep on the ground, etc. It doesn't make what you're saying any less true, but it really damages your credibility when you say "Survival shows say to do this" when they actually don't
Yes professionally-made survival shows and documentaries are generally accurate. However there are a lot of survival themes in fictional or "reality" TV shows, Hollywood movies and who knows how many TH-cam/lifehacks/etc. Not to mention folk lore and word-of-mouth. Unfortunately a good majority of people do get their survival knowledge (and a lot of other random "facts") from those latter sources, not the documentaries. And even fewer people would bother to verify the information; they will just assume the person presenting it knows better.
I'll admit I've heard pretty much all of these as anecdotes, or in movies, but again actual survival shows make it a point to immediately debunk all of these when relevant.
My comment isn't what debunked anything. Dual Survivor and Man, Woman, Wild, just as two examples, have gone over all of this without offering tge wrong info as good advice
Could be referring to the most popular one, if it's still on air. Man Vs Wild with Bear Grylls. Granted I've only watched a few episodes when it came out and it seemed, overly produced with him jumping into freezing rivers and stuff.
To Do List: 1) Find water source 2) Filter water 3) Boil water 4) Cool water 5) Build a bed 6) Build a house 8) Have a compass 9) Punch a bear if it isn't brown 10) Look for foo- Oh, you're dead?
No it does not the hottest it has ever naturally got in the US is 130 degrees Fahrenheit and water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Just tell me if it was a joke and I don’t wanna look stupid.
The same people eating tide pods are the same ones who can't figure out that there's only two genders, think socialism is great, think that Hitler was a conservative, think women are paid less.....basically the morons eating tide pods are social justice individuals aka leftist aka the weak. If mankind would take warning labels off of everything and allow natural selection a lot of the bs going on today would have been corrected by natural selection.
LOL peaceful protests, There is so many compilations of these antifa fucking hitting people with bike locks and sticks and hiding their faces like pussies because they know they;re breaking the law. They need to eat some tide pods or move to a communist country so they can starve to death.
"People can survive WEEKS without food, don't seek it first" Yes, people CAN survive weeks without food, but lack of energy could make you immobile in a matter of days.
Food is important, but not your 1st priority. Shelter, water, then food is pretty much what the experts all say is the order of importance. Death can result in 3hrs without shelter, 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. I would much rather be found alive after a couple of weeks without out food, than be found dead after 3 days without water.
Depends on your diet before hand. I've bee doing daily 18 hour fasting for a few months now. My body is adapted to burning fat for fuel because of this. As long as I have body fat to burn, I will have energy. It did take me a couple months to adapt though, so if you aren't yet fat adapted... well sucks to be you for a few days... you won't die but you'll probably be miserable while your body adjusts.
Speaking of survival myths that will get you killed...…..Pepper pray works with "curious" black bears but Browns, Grizzlies, or even a black bear mother with cubs will charge right through it and be extra pissed as it kills you. You need are large caliber firearm in bear country and you need to train with it regularly to have the muscle memory to react in time. The bear pray, bells and the rest of it is about as effective as sprinkling your self with pixie dust.
www.merckmanuals.com/professional/injuries-poisoning/bites-and-stings/snakebites Merck also says not to tourniquet snake bites. So maybe your memory is just faulty.
Marty.R Woodcock I’m always calm when being attacked by bears and bitten by snakes and listening to videos made by people who have never been in the woods. The guy who made this video needs to go back to his comic books.
Don't die, why don't they all just tell you this instead of giving you stupid little tips that may or may not apply where you are? Don't die works every fucking where. Dumbass survivalists.
WATER - You can purchase water filter straws online for around $10. I keep one in each vehicle, in my work desk, and in every day pack. They are far better at making water potable and don't require a fire or pot to boil it in.
ilikebacon - FIRST, let me congratulate you on a superb ID. Everything is better with bacon. To your good question: you need a plan to get home no matter where you are. I'm in south Texas with plenty of refineries. Should anything happen that leaves me walking home it would be long, in the heat, and require hydration. It's also possible that I might not be able to get to my truck so for only ten bucks I keep another "life-straw" at my desk. Nobody expects terrorism but refineries are a huge target.
If you are asking about the $10 'life straw' the answer is yes. They are 'new in box' military units from Germany. A friend has tried them and they work as well as those costing three times the price. They aren't rated to filter as much as 'name brand' commercial units but 10k liters is plenty to get me home. With any method, I would use whatever is at hand as a debris filter to extend the life of the filter.
Thanks for the compliment but unlike most "survival experts" I don't claim to be one. Each situation is different and I've made it through eight major declared disasters. Most recent was hurricane Harvey that struck us dead on. I improve my understanding of needs each time. Other disasters include earthquake, hurricane, blizzard, ice storm, week or longer power outage, and a flood that covered two cities. I wrote a common sense approach to preparedness '11th Hour Preparedness' (available on Amazon.) Without 'telling people what to do' the book simply addresses typical problems and offers ideas on how to handle them. Every problem has at least three options; good, better, and best, that allows you to progressively improve your situation.
-Snake venom: do this and this and this and this first before calling for medical aid. -Survival in the wild: don't look for food because people can go weeks without it...if you have had years of training. Not eating will lead to loss of brain power. -Melting snow before consuming it...because everybody has a handy pan, fire and a stove with them where ever they go. -Building a bed while surviving in the wild...then gives us Ikea instructions on how to build your forest bed Rustær. -Being stranded in a desert: wait in the shadow for night to arrive. WAIT...what??? Shadow in the desert during day time?? yeah....... -Boiling water....whut?? again assuming people conveniently carry stoves, pans and burning materials around? Following these tips will for sure get you killed!!
eating snow can lead to hypothermia. if you are well insulated, you can use a ziplock or some kind of a container to melt some of the snow under your clothing (but this can cool you as well). water is very important in cold situations though.
yeah wait in the shadow HAVE U NEVER HEARD THAT DESERT IS THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH guess what PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE IN THE WILD AND A PAN PEOPLE NEED WATER OR THEY WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS
To be fair, ground water is ironically often more clean than surface level water... because of the fact that the ground itself acts as a sort of filter, and bacteria is less common....................... Part of why spring water is so sought for, because it comes up from the ground. But don't take my word for it.
Man, I went through about 17 bottles of water finding this little underground puddle! Oy yeah, I also can't dig because my fingers fell off in the intense cold nights in the desert
In regards to the shark part, I've always heard you need to try to hit it as hard as you can in the 'nose' because of how sensitive it is to pain in that area. But it was to try to "stomp" it as hard as you can, not use your fists, since you can exert alot more force underwater with your legs kicking downward (like jumping as hard as you can) as apposed to doing anything with your arms. Not that that actually works (I wouldn't know but always heard it does), it just makes alot more sense than to say just punch it any old where. Although maybe that's like when the airlines tell you to put your head between your legs. It isn't to break your neck so you don't potentially just burn alive, it's so you break your neck and guarantee that you cannot sue them later on. The Coast Guard says kick out at their face just so you go right on down their throat and they don't have to bother searching for your floating guts and stuff...
Good job on the info itself, but a LOT of these make massive assumptions about the tools available in a survival situation. Pots? Containers? Bear spray? Cell phone? *Nearest hospital* ?!?! If you have any of that shit available, you're not actually "stuck in the wild".
ll Kasper ll haha indeed , when having frostbite use a blacket en go into shelter and use a blanket etc 😂 in a survival situation having just fire is already a lot times not easy to have. Or call 911 is also stupid , if you're in a survival situation you probably better call people to pick you up when your phone works 😜 better become ed stafford and you get good survival skill
That's how I felt. Especially at the end when he talked about filtering the water with a jar and a white cloth, cuz sure, that's something that we all carry on us just in case we accidentally get stuck in the woods.
Yea the last one was dumb. It didnt even make sense. "Filter the water through a cloth to avoid harmful sediments that cause illness" like what? Its the microorganisms in the water that cause disease and are killed by boiling anyway so doing a bunch of straining manuevers with jars and cloths is a waste of time unless the water is super turbid.
Yeah that seems ludicrous It could be miles away And if you are in a place with wild venomous snakes, you probably have no idea where the nearest one is
Yep and if you're frostbitten: Go inside, get under a blanket, & drink some hot tea. Wow, I just don't know how I would have survived last winter without his professional advice... I mean it snowed 2 inches! I thought I was gonna die cuz I didn't have any cocoa, but he told me that I could drink hot tea instead! Phew, he totally saved my life with that, cuz I was a goner 4 sure!
asian love forever: I know the dangers if polar bears, but did you see that video of the huskies (I think it was) playing with a couple of polar bears? I was like HTF are those dogs still alive? But the bears just played like HUGE MF'n dogs. was really cute actually.
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ACTUAL BEAR SURVIVAL TIPS:
Black Bear- Make yourself as big as possible. Hold up a jacket or other clothing item. Make loud noises and yell. If it does attack(VERY Unlikely) fight back, hit the eyes and snout.
Brown(Grizzly) Bear- Play dead, or alowly back away low to the ground. If you stay big or approach they think of you as a chellenger, they will fight until you go down(and you will). Thry will most likely not kill you when you go down(There is about a 1% chance thst they will kill you. You are no longer a threat. REMEMBER: They eat fish NOT Humans)
White(Polar) Bear- The only was is to kill it(shoot it with a gun). Polar Bears have been known to stalk groups of men for weeks at a time. It WILL fight. If you play dead it will maul you. If you fight they will fight back until you are dead. Always go out with a gun when in an area with polar bears. If you are still reading, thank you. Please comment that you read to the end. THANKS.
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Mountain Rider i agree with you on thee bear spray part, but the authorities in the area will understand if you kill the animal because it is a threat of attack. If you kill the animal by hunting and killing as a trophy it is then illegal
i dont know who to believe right now. so grizzly should be, just play dead? or drop down to the ground and move back slowly?
Read to the end
Khabib,the type of guy who is going to challenge a polar bear and smesh it.
In Canada, we have a good system for bears,
If it’s brown lie down
If it’s black fight back
If it’s white say goodnight
if you find a polar bear your ded no matter what
i've been seeing this saying a bit, seems better than any ideas i would have in a beary situation :p
If you see a polar bear use a 12. Gauge obviously.
@@redengineer4826 pmsl
If it’s a polar bear what you could try to do is make a lot of noise to scare them
Bear attacks color blind person.
Game over.
You have to pretend dead while fighting back.
@@alexanders860 lol
@@alexanders860 if it's a polar bear u can't do anything without a gun
Make yourself as big as possible and play possum.
I know many colour blind people, and they've told me that's not how it works, it's not the loss of being able to see colours, it's not being able to differentiate between certain colours, brown black and white are all colours that are easy for them to tell apart, it tends to be with green/orange blue/purple and yellow-green/green I'm also pretty sure red/orange is a common one, but brown/black/white is simple
Doctors: *What Did The Snake Look Like?*
Me: *Long And It Hisses..*
"I found it in the desert, while I was digging for water."
Dammit they know
- 🐍
And it looks like a snake
I watched for two minutes and all I can think is "if you can contact medical help then you are not really in a survival situation, are you?"
Zunken if you get bit by a snake you are in an immediate survival situation, no matter where you are.
Exactly
joelouis321 thats not what the term means
joelouis321
Life or death, not survival. Sometimes they are related. But they are not the same thing.
Chrono Mitsurugi Exactly. Thank you.
So, about the snake bite... how do I find a hospital in the wild?
GalloViking that what i was thinking, if the city is 4 hours away , you're dead
Ask the snake
Spam the medic button
Poopy Pigeon · 5 years ago im talking about bf1 with the need medic spam and everyone avoiding and not healing you
two guys out hunting, hours away from help, one goes to take a leak and gets snake bit on the you know what. The other gets on his sat-phone and calls up a hospital for advice. Doctor says, "cut an x between the fang marks and try and suck the poison out." the guy says, "got it," and hangs up. his friend asks, "what'd the doctor say?" he gave his friend a serious look and said, "I'm sorry bud, you're gonna die."
As an former Call Of Duty soldier and Survivalist from both Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I can say that the best thing to do in emergency situations is to level up as much as possible and steal everything, if that doesn't help, you'll just respawn, so no big deal
lel
You sir have won comment of the year!!
😂😂😂
Apocalyptic Bone-Daddy as a professional Spartan, worst case scenario just rely on your life support in your armour
I forgot to save
Bitten by a snake
In a jungle
I will just walk to a hospital
hours later
God dangit
Roman Rynning Ikr that was so dumb
Lol
The fact that you imagine yourself going so deep into a jungle, and all alone without anyone else, is unrealistic unless that's your job description.
Aequinox
Jumanji: hold my beer
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WHERE WE HAVE FUN&GAMES
Survival Tip : Dont Eat The Yellow Snow..
Yes do not *EAT* but *DRINK* yellow snow
Arindam Awasthi oh no...
@ms.Artsy fartsy B. Two options isn't good enough? Well then there are another way: *ABSORB THEM*
Ooops
Oh crap
Chuck Norris doesn’t carry bear spray.
Bears carry Chuck Norris spray.
Chuck Norris sweat is corrosive
Lol, they do because Chuck Norris is epic ninja boi
Robloxian gamer 31232 The galaxies most powerful god
@Robloxian gamer 31232 boi
No spray gets rid of Chuck Norris.
_That's why I rather stay home, watch netflix, play roblox an eat fast and nasty food_
Fat ass
I already do that
And you don't know if their fat they might have a high metabolism like me and saying someone is fat is rude
@@t4ourpython46 Don't judge others...
@@xxbearbearxxyagirl503 wow so cool
"Expert":"The moss always grows on the north side of trees."
*There's moss surrounding all of the tree*
Me: "N A N I ?
It's true though. Have you ever walked around in a forest? I have. Looking at my will do you no good.
It is actually true sometimes, deciding when is the problem, get a compass to see if it is one of those situations would be best then you know if it is on the north side or not.
Here's a good survival tip. Remember which way you came. That way you will never get lost. The only time I've used a compass has been when I am hiking TOO some place. Once I've been there I can always find my way back.
@@mattwyrick8394 same
*Greatest Survival Tip: DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE*
unless its on fire.. now what beeyach? :)) lel
@@tranceemerson8325 greatest survival tip:dont get your house on fire
Second greatest survival tip:*DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE*
What if their in your house
@@imsoongrai1799 a freak accident? Lol
Ronnell adyn greatest survival tip: never let bears in your house
lost in the wild?
walk to the doctors
Girlygal Cgamer ikr it’s like boi I can’t I’m lost In the wild
Girlygal Cgamer right common sense!
CraftyStylz exactly!
CraftyStylz what
Girlygal Cgamer ok
Instructions unclear: ender dragon killed me
@@destruxandexploze2552 nah he plays minecraft not fortnite
Minecraft!
PigsSchoolMinecraft Birthday yep
yes
He punched me to void and i died
Bears are faster than Olympic sprinters? I am most likely too when I'm chased by a bear.
unless ur able to run faster than 90 miles per hour ur moat likley gonna be mistaken for a deer and become a very untasty snack for the bear
@@mitjakovac278 it was a joke, buzzkill
@@mitjakovac278 bears dont run 90 mph ._.
Bears are as fast as horse nevermind an Olympic runner haha
@@Thomas-rw4dx Buzz Killington, how bout a good long story about a bridge (rubbing my eyes)
And the number 1 survival tip is...
*Don't go into the wild just stay in the comfort of your home.*
I LOVE the wild I hate being inside but I will not listen too these tips
that would be boring
Im an hiker so fuck you!
I already do that
Wow how did you get ahold of my life story?
What if your house catches on fire
How to survive in the wild:
1. Don't leave the safety of your parents' basement
Márk Bányai your mom
That's where I am (in Mommie's Basement), and I'm never leaving. Porn & food -- too good here !!!
Staying in the city is a good way to avoid being lost in the wilderness plus the city has bathrooms and take out
No
How to survive in the wild:
2. Don't go there. Our ancestors built civilization because the wild fucking sucks.
More bear advice: wear little bells on your shoes so you don't surprise them. Identify bears in the area by the droppings. Black bear droppings have nuts and berries. Grizzly droppings have little bells.
Kris Sisk....that be funny!
Kris Sisk I find it often helps to walk up to the bear and introduce yourself with a polite handshake. After all he has all the sharp teeth, you wouldn’t want him thinking you’re rude.
Kris Sisk lol
Wear little noisy bells but walk as quietly as you can to not make noise, yup that’s logic.
lol
i think the whole point of survival tips is in the scenario that you don't have access to a hospital
Yeah and you wait till you get to the hospital because again the point of survival is to get out of the hell you're in and get back home or you know, be rescued.
The whole point of survival is to survive meaning not die🤦🏾♀️
I still don’t think sucking venom is a good idea.
WHAAAT? You need to filter water?? I never thought about that. You know I just love it when water is really brown that gives it that nice texture
Music for Meditation and the taste. I just can't drink water that doesn't taste like sewage.
Stop watching youtube.. Focus more on your education dude.....
Music for Meditation
Mother Earth Flavor. Yum.
Everyone is a woosher
The Real Potato
Shh, don't tell them.
There was this survivor of a black bear attack and they almost died because they heard the myth of playing dead. They had to get a lot of body parts amputated
But this says don't do it for other species like the black blear but if you play dead won't the still eat you 😂
Charlotte if they are hungry most of the time it’s over territory
Yeah, well with Grizzlies that's the only thing you can do if you cant climb a tree or didnt bring bear spray. You're a fool if you rely on one sole source of protection.
@@crackedblock2264 yep. Cause if you rely on someone too much, you wont learn to do stuff yourself
@@LALOsings Bear know if you are alive or dead. And if you just lie and play dead, then the bear can easily eat you because you are so easy catch
This whole video is a contradiction. Survive in the wild.
Snakebite: Go to the hospital at a leisurely pace. If you're that close, you aren't in the wild. You're down the street.
These are more camping tips than survival because most of the tips involve items you wouldn't have in a real survival situation.
Can you imagine spending a night on a bed with no roof in the rain or in the snow? You're dead. The bed is a necessity for rest but if you get your roof built you can sit up all night in the rain still dry then build a bed in the morning then rest. It don't work the other way around because you'll be soaked in the morning and won't have rested anyway. This is what happens when someones idea of the wild is setting up a pup tent in the back yard. You gotta watch these so called survivalists doing videos also. Just watched this video yesterday 3 days winter camping. BS. he had the tent and the stove but nothing set up to sleep at all. He was day camping and pretending to be out there all night. All he showed was lighting the stove and cooking on the stove. He also mentioned he gets paid if you buy the stove and mention his Channel. I always try not to criticize people but things like this really piss me off because survival is not a joke. Even winter camping is survival because nature doesn't just pause when shit goes wrong. Lives are risked with bad advice or bad equipment recommendations. I've spent a lot of time in the bush in all weather to the worst extremes. Believe me nature has no pause button and screw ups caused by ignorance compound extremely fast. Best piece of advice I can give is before you take any advice off of youtube check the rest of their content. A single survival tips or critique video surrounded by top ten yoga moves and top ten cell phone charger myths probably aren't giving advice you want to bet your life on.
Exactly...
@@RoughAndWretchedRAW Yes my friend... Nature doesn't its course stop looking at your condition
Or just call for the doctor if u got bitten in the hospital
Darri3n I agree. I haven’t even watched more than a second into the video, so all I do is give out some of my advice on survival. I always pack my ten C’s and some other items based on the climate in that area. In my area, it’s -10 degrees, but it can exceed 110 degrees in the summer.
Greatest survival tip: Never dig straight down
I liked but mumbo proved it mostly safe.
Wrong it is very safe
That works for MC cuz ppl do it and it’s bad,
But in real life, it’s still bad, but....
I don’t think anyone is going around digging holes to survive
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
In mother Russia, You dont play dead, bears play dead
Shouldn't it be dead plays you? *wait a minute...*
(You and death playing a sports game, and he beats you by 30 points)
HMMMMM
daddy shrek ciok
In mother Russia, Dead plays you
Cat Assassin ii
You mean Soviet Russia ?
Good survival tips thank you, i really love how going to hospital is a survival tip.
😂😂
DONT LISTEN TO THE BLACK BEAR TIP MAKE YOURSELF BIGGER ON THAT ONE
you are so stupid
Hospital isn’t a survival tip!
I'm glad someone said it
how about dont go outside in the first place
9,999,999 IQ
Exactly,i like how he is talkin
Manuel Eziekwe true, who wants to see that huge yellow ball on the sky whatever it is.
@@nakkileipareikalappi1097 ikr
Or just go into creative mode.
Here is my survival tip:
Stay at home.
Ikr
Like bruh
Yup
but to stop from having to get out of your room as bear grills always says.....
drink your own piss
No s#%@ sherlock
#2 doesn't tell you that deserts can get below freezing at night, because the atmosphere is so arid.
I fought 4 sharks once.. They all dropped out and didn't want to invest in my company
Fuentes oof
And for that reason, im out
😂😂😂
Poor man
Fuentes lol
Survival tip:
Using a stick to kill any animal in minecraft.
Never works.
My name is Jeff
@@thecheekyfazbear1659 no you don't
And do the same in real life
it does i do all time
If you're falling without a parachute, make sure to not fall in water. The impact will be the equivalent of landing on concrete. A bush or some snow would be more affective at lessening the impact. Make sure to land on your legs (however, you'll break your legs) Broken legs are better than a broken spine/ skull.
Spongebob taught me how to prevent a Sea Bear Attack..
That won't work on a Land Sea Bear though.
Crev 4Cuba lol this comment is 10/10
Mah man
Draw a circle around yourself in the sand.
Yes, NihilisticPancakse, but how likely is it to encouter a land Sea Bear though?
Survival tips:
"If bitten by a snake, call emergency services or go to the nearest hospital."
[Visible Confusion]
I'm surprised he didn't say "If you don't have a tent to camp in and can't find shelter, just go home. You're much more likely to survive the night in your own bed than out in the wild."
When making a video like this, that just sounds like a better piece of advice than the more realistic "whelp, you're fucked."
Well, in most cases of snake bites through history you just would die. But if you happen to be a pretty good chemist, and have access to the needed resources, I guess you could make an antidote out of some rocks and grass.
Qwertyuiopkl556: Its simple break out your satelite phone and climb to the highest peak in the area. By then the venom has done its job. Your smell will be picked up by a pack of wild dogs and your bleached by the sun bones will be easier to see from an airplane..
HTMR4445 1 snake anti venom is made from snake venom . There are no other antidotes.
"You should sit in the shade."
YUP. in the DESERT.
How stupid from me to not think about that in the first place!
Hatty Tarrant find a big cactus
Moving during night in desert is dangerous.. You can't see the Snakes(Rattlesnakes) scorpions or spiders (Black widow), they also hunt for prey during night and hard to spot because of their camouflaging ability
@@Hahahehe126 find a long stick and sweep it across on the ground as you walk forward.
@@ryhan9896 I believe it will just provoke the animal when you hit it
@@Hahahehe126 well you jave a weapon with you. The stick which you sweep across in front of you will give you good distance. The only major threat i see is a desert snake which can be easily tackled. Strike the head of the snake. Hold it down. Grab its neck. It can no longer do any harm. And in such conditions you can eat it aswell.
I got some survival tips.
Research where you're going and pack accordingly.
>Survival situation.
>"Just goto the hospital."
Grand Admiral Thrawn not necessarily "survival situation" but "semi-likely accident". Knowing the proper first aid treatment to a snakebite is good, but if you can, get to a hospital. You're likely not gonna be *that* far away from one on a normal hike where you get bit.
Matt S-J unless you're in Australia or sparsely populated parts of Africa, or out in the Arizona deserts, though Arizona gives you a better chance of being close enough to get to a hospital because the bites you're likely to sustain don't kill as quickly as some of the venomous snakes in the other two locations. A lot of the ones in Australia will kill you within half an hour or less.
Don't forget to drink your Cyanide The video is a general video aimed at a large viewer base. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you over the potency of Australian snakes, but having some knowledge of the area you plan to be in is always helpful. Also, the more dangerous snakes are generally in the outback, where pretty much everything can and will kill you, so being extra prepared is very helpful. An emergency beacon or a sat phone is essential. Also, tying a bloodflow restrictor(basically a loose tourniquet) will slow down the spread of the venom and you will gain a little extra time to have your travelling partner find reception to call an airlift, or activate the aforementioned emergency beacon. Being able to identify the snake and recount the type of snake to your 911 operator will put you higher on the list of priorities as far as emergency response. Carrying antidotes to snakes in the area is also good, if you're that paranoid.
Matt S-J while tying a tourniquet will slow the spread, it's a bad idea. It causes additional damage to the area of the bite, sometimes causing loss of a limb that otherwise could have been saved. It also restricts blood flow in general. In Tennessee, a well-meaning passerby used a tourniquet to help a farmer who'd been bitten by a snake. When the farmer arrived at the hospital, his blood pressure was so low from the tourniquet around his arm that he was only minutes from death. Do not tie it off. Honestly, you might be better off just amputating the limb then and there if you're going to use that method.
Also, when the tourniquet is removed, blood will rush to the area that was deprived and the venom will end up moving rapidly through the rest of the body, wreaking havoc all over.
Don't forget to drink your Cyanide you don't tie a full torniquet. Tie a strip of fabric loosely around the limb between the bite and the heart, slightly restricting bloodflow. I am fully aware of the damage that a full torniquet can do. However, a loose tie will slow the poison spread while still maintaining safe blood pressure levels.
and how tf would you go to the hospital if you are stranded?
LegendaryKaiten: I was wondering just how long the walk to the hospital would be if you were so far away from civilisation that you didn’t have mobile coverage. Was also wondering why they didn’t include getting a lift if possible as an option: seems like a better idea than walking if you don’t want to spread the venom throughout the body.
LegendaryKaiten easy : you build one. But remember that you must built the beds before the roof!!!
haha nice one !
that is quite true. Well i guess since we are in modern day, having a cell phone could just get us that lift but still this is for survival not I live until i get medical assistance
Yeah I thought the same thing. If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to fly. You've got nothing else to lose!
What happens if you find a black bear and a grizzly bear together huh?
Play dead while also hitting them with a stick?
Cut off your hand, and throw it at them. While they are fighting over it, run away. 😃👍
@@shawnyfin Good job
I’m literally laughing hard as hell
Run... and let them be a TV: Black bear vs Grizzly bear
It wouldn't happen they need different ecosystems
In a survival situation if you get bitten by a snake you can’t really walk to a hospital
Remember that kid that wasn’t too bright, but got better grades than you cause he was just so good a parroting and plagiarizing? Apparently he is now a survival expert.
Bit by a snake?, watch youtube.
Probably just as useful as lying down, putting a bandage and walking quickly to a hospital though 😂
@@StinaX732 funnily enough, there was a guy who did this not far from where I live. He was bitten by a taipan, a venomous snake here in Australia. He just lay there for 2 hours before someone found him. He lived, it actually does work. He had a serious case of sunburn though. 😂
@@StinaX732 also the bandage is supposed to be a compression bandage and go from the bite would towards the heart then back down, tightly, to slow the blood flow.
What if TH-cam ad starts 🤣
Why do people who debunk these survival myths always recommend seeking help when you are hurt? The reason we are watching these videos is to learn how to survive without help.
Charlie Bartlett then take a real survival course.
THANK YOU
Because there are several survival situations you can't get out of with no help, like how the fuck are you supposed to stop fast traveling venom in your body, all you can do is slow it down
Charlie Bartlett ikr
If I'm stranded in a jungle and I break my arm or get bitten by a venomous spider, being told to go to the hospital isn't going to help me at all.
Be Amazed: survival myths
Bear Grills: *I'M I A JOKE TO YOU*
*A'M*
Yes he is...
Am*
Yes he stays in hotels and his ultimate knife ultimately bends and isn't sharp
Alot of things about this are wrong. For example, if you are frostbitten do not drink anything warm at first, you should drink "room temperature" at first, drinking something warm after frostbite can induce shock and kill you
Did that happen to you. Om looking at your profile picture
Source?
In a survival situation, if bitten by a snake, call 911 or walk to a hospital, man I never thought of that, how dumb of me. Only someone who has never been deep in a forest can say such non-sense. In snake territory, carry anti-venom from common snakes of the area, if you're dumb and you don't, well walk the 200 km to the nearest hospital, or call 911 with morse code bashed on a tree. Works everytime, the special forest ambulance service will get to you under 5 min.
well then i guess you're fucked, right?
pretty much lol.. In fact, even with the right anti-venom, chances are you will die anyway as the wound will go sceptic, you will not walk out of there. But as far I know, It's rarely something like that that will take you down, it's the little things i.e. : broken toe/foot/ankle, trench foot, exposure etc.
Little Bastard : As an Aussie that snake bite advice will get you killed here. If you don't wrap the bite tight & raise the bitten limb death is certain. Untreated bite from most of our venomous snakes will kill most healthy people in about an hour or less, moving will give you even less time. Also Browns & Tiapans don't dry bite often.
Best advice is to always wear boots & jeans when Bush walking especially during warmer months November to March. Don't get hit!
I figured as much, I do not live snake territory, as such my survivalist knowledge about snakes is somewhat limited. I basically wrote the same thing as you as a reply to my own comment a few days ago. I do not see how one can survive snake bites far away from civilisation ( depending on the snake of course ) my reflex would be in that order : stop the blood flow into my body, take anti-venom, treat the wound and stay put taking care of the sceptic wound for the next few days if I live as long as needed to do all these things. The point was that the video is simply stupid. You do not ask a geologist about astronomy, you know. So a doctor saying "go to the hospital" while deep in the wood sounded as dumb as a Trump quote to me. I once crawled my way out of an expedition deep in the mountains because I had a broken toe. At first I walked on it, eventually it became unbearable and swollen AF, could not get food for 3 days, had no strenght and could barely stay couscious from all the efforts I had invested trying to get out of there. Like I said, it's usually the little things that takes you out. I got lucky that day. My best survival advice I can give to anyone in any kind of territory : DO NOT DO IT ALONE ... make sure you have someone with you strong enough to carry you a few km in treacherous terrain. Thanks a lot for sharing your knowledge, I had Australia in mind when I imagined what the video was talking about. km upon km of uninhabited terrain, good luck walking to a hospital lol ya know ;) have a good one !
In my experience, animals are rarely problematic. Media greatly amplify the danger of animals. Rule of thumb is to respect them and their home and you will most likely be fine.. Lots of bears here, Black and brown, been face to face with them on many occasions, even with a mom and her cubs. 1 paw strike and you're dead, no way around that, but usually they just want you to go away, like us they are not likely to risk it, they got more important things to do. But like anything else, some people lack the knowledge or intelligence to act properly and it's usually those people we hear about in the news. I carry what is called a bear banger, never had to use it in over 10 years even though I met a good 10-12 bears at less than 10 ft distance. Bears seem to have difficulty discerning sounds when they are close to a river so this is the place you are most likely to surprise them. But if there is civilisation at less than 10km distance, a bear will stink so much that even a human can smell them at about 1 km distance, rather easy to modify your course. Far away from civilisation bears don't smell as foul though.
video:"if you get frostbite: cover yourself with warm blankets and drink hot tea"....???? how do you get frostbite in the first place if these items are availiable? how about: what to do if you're getting frostbite and youre in the middle of nowhere.
Loooooooooooools ikr. Just find the nearest food stocked building
Right? I was thinking the same thing with the snake bite thing... Okay, go see a doctor, get to a hospital, call an ambulance... No fucking shit, but what do you do when NONE of that is available? Or are you just completely fucked?
Exactly! I mean seriously. Some of these tips are good information, like don't rub the skin once it's frostbitten, but the rest is just, "You don't say??!"
May as well say "To avoid heat stroke in the desert, be sure to turn on your air conditioner".
Best thing to do is find a cave build a fire and sit by it put of the wind but not to close better hope their is flint in the cave tho
Ha, joke's on you, I never leave the house. It's been years since I last saw the sun...
Y'know there's a thing called CURTAINS SO YOU CAN OPEN THEM TO LET THE SUN IN
@@heyandrey6251 yknow there are such thinks called *JOKES*
I haven’t seen the sun in.. what’s a *sun?*
I leave my house but don't worry I live in the UK.
vitamin D:Am i a joke to you?
So you’re telling ME to get my 70 pounds ass, to fight a black bear that’s almost as 3000 pounds. Ok...
Lol, fortnite skinny kid
k3n1 PooP2 Huh? I was joking. I’m not 70 pounds. Plus, there’s nothing wrong for enjoying Fortnite. I never knew a MaximilianMus’ fan could have this low of an IQ. Also, Max plays fortnite too. Go do your chores or something.
@@richarl3291 where's the proof im stupid? Oh yeah right NOWHERE! If im 11 years old it doesn't mean im stupid, i bet I'm ×3009899 smarter than you.
@@richarl3291 i actually like fortnite tho
@@richarl3291why are you so offended i was saying it as a joke, i guess you hate maximilianmus fans.
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*All My Friends Are Eating Steak And Snow*
-Twenty One Pilots
Wow so original it’s not like I’ve seen that hundreds of times
I had to find you
Oh no no
Lol
hello clikke |-/
Bear Attack:
*Black* - fight back
*Brown* - lie down
*White* - goodnight
Idaho: Use the 12 gauge bill. Its the only thing you need. You can get food, free ammo, self defense, metal, and so forth. We can use a gun, while a lot of Liberals haven't heard of ammo.
SniperMapping I assume you mean “shot” and not bill?!? Or is there a bill or something that gives you money to go hunting in Idaho???
I don't know how the bill got in there, but i mean a 12 gauge shotgun. Sorry for the typo.
polar bears, fight back
SnjperMapping, sometimes it can be good with a 36 slug shotgun bcz that is long range aswell
Me: gets bitten by a snake
“Oh SUrE iLL JusT wALk tO tHe HosPItAl! Yeah, that will never work.”
*sits down to rest in hospital parking lot
i think he got almost all of his images from wikihow
Info too I bet.
I saw a few caps from other youtube channels too.
9:35 thats mount lemmon in tucson arizona
Ewan Ward all images com from some place ..so what yr fu#king point..
Survival tip: just stay home
Ribobo2001 this is Pro Tip one!
Was about to say the same thing 😂
Ribobo2001 what kind of Life is staying at home ?
Ribobo2001 thx I will keep that in mind
This survival tip is removed by developers
As someone in the southwest US, the suggestion to travel around at night in the desert is a very poor one. Yes, you want to avoid the mid-day sun, it's far to hot. But running around the desert in pitch black is going to accomplish very little while exposing you to great risk of injury. Seek shade during the afternoon, try to only be active in the morning and early evening, when you still have light. Once it's completely dark, the best thing to do is stay put until you have light again. Stumbling around a pitch black desert filled with cactus, unstable footing and rattlesnakes looking for water you can't see is a poor decision.
Kuraito As an native to Arizona, and currently living mostly around Tucson, most of those cacti ARE good sources of water and food, and the coyotes, can’t spell them if I am wrong on spelling that, will kill you real quick at night, so carry a big stick, and beat everything within reach of you if it moves at you, oh and I almost forgot about the scorpions
Kuraito I hate how bad this video is
Ha, you believe in the desert.
Nabne There is only one very specific type of cactus that has drinkable water.
@@samson4725 first of all, one needs a tool to get into the damn things. Also one needs to be fairly strong to open a barrel cactus - which is what they mostly advise. If you're tired and weak and exhausted, you're probably not going to make it into the damn.thing.
Be Amazed: "Use pepper spray when facing a bear."
Also Be Amazed: "Look at this idiot woman using pepper spray against a bear."
Lol so true.
For the 1% of people who see this comment I just wanted to tell you
That God loves you ♥️
+ Jesus
>< he’s our lord >< I love him ✋
I accidentally read it "for the first percent"
XD XD
I'm aetheist sorry
Alex King god bless you
When running from a bear , you don't have to be faster than the bear , only faster than the person your with .
you mean trip
2 guys get attacked by a bear
Guy 1: Omg a bear is chasing us! What should we do?!
Guy 2: Sorry but, YOURE TOO SLOW! *dashes away in anime running style*
コールドハート you literally have a video how to crouch on Fortnite. I think youre on the worse side.
コールドハート Your video helped only like 5% of the viewers, because the rest had more braincells than teeth.
Yeah, especially if you are alone
No need to carry around a sauce pan and matches to boil and decontaminate water... Just pick up some bottled water at the hospital gift shop while being treated for your snake bite...
Thank you-you made my day!
if the hospital is trashed down to the ground due to a earthquake?
what if the hospital is flooded up to the second floor?
disaster scenario could be the worst....
what if for example happen something like the walking dead?
what if from the sky falls a huge meteorite and land on top of the nearest hospital from your position?
lil tip for snakes: if you find yourself in a place where u suspect there might be snakes,find a stick with a V shape on one side of the stick the V shape doesn't have to be very big 2 1/2 inch max 3 and the stick long 3 3 1/2 feet so you can block the snake to the ground at enough distance from you,coz snakes never attack if you aren't close enough for them to attack.
learn survival skills whats better than learn how primitives made their tool homes pots water wheel even pools if you'd like...(most of all is hard work and made with hands no tools.. and least the tools we have today...
the same link i posted in my first comment
learn primitive technology..
our technology evolved from that
th-cam.com/channels/AL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA.html
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G Cochr Get some of those overpriced candy bars, too, while you are there. Maybe stop by the hospital cafeteria for lunch. (Your comment is one of the best!)
My tip:
Pack your helmet , Ammo , and any armor , Don’t forget your M60
Pro tip: Don't get survival tip from a youtube video either.
Brian B thank you, some of the information here is garbage
Nothing wrong with a TH-cam video. Just depends from who and what their own sources further would have been.
What was wrong, specifically?
milamberarial nah, why would someone wanna explain themselves or their opinion. They just wanna say everything is wrong so they can feel right
lol your so right
I've survived 4 divorces.
But how many marriages did/do you have.
🤔
Tim Michael
most people learn the first time lol.
Tim Michaels ..
Tim Michaels ok
Maybe you should look into going MGTOW!
Just give me WI-Fi and I'll be fine
Kozo there is no internet in the forest, so, good luck😊
Lazy, I say. Go do something fun.
You can’t punch a shark, but you can hit it with a snorkel?
Yes
I’m 100% more likely to die from lightning than a shark because I never go in the water
That u never bath
CrispyBacon420 sharks can fly dude...
ZoomTheFroom yeah I know people don’t believe me
@@somebody7130 That's why you carry a chainsaw
Sharknado
"Walk to the nearest hospital at a leisurely pace"? Yeah, that'll work when the hospital is hundreds of miles away. What if you don't have anything to melt the snow in?
George Bushlington The writers of videos like this often don't seem to consider if their tips are actually feasible.
To answer your first question YOU'RE FUCKED. To answer your second question YOU'RE FUCKED.
you're welcome.
ZenithOfJudith Yes. It's better to die of thirst than to eat snow.
Your hands, you can melt snow in your cupped hands. It'd take a lot longer than perhaps using a pot/pan and a fire, but you can still swallow small amounts of water at a time, over an elongated period.
Anthony Sforza You could use your cupped hands, but then they would get really cold and the snow water would still be cold, so there doesn't seem to be much point. Also "elongated"? You mean "prolonged".
I honestly have to ask, have you ever SEEN a survival show? Because you specifically call them out as spreading this misinformation, but literally every single survival show I've ever seen says the exact same things you are: Don't eat snow, Find water first, Don't sleep on the ground, etc. It doesn't make what you're saying any less true, but it really damages your credibility when you say "Survival shows say to do this" when they actually don't
Yes professionally-made survival shows and documentaries are generally accurate. However there are a lot of survival themes in fictional or "reality" TV shows, Hollywood movies and who knows how many TH-cam/lifehacks/etc. Not to mention folk lore and word-of-mouth. Unfortunately a good majority of people do get their survival knowledge (and a lot of other random "facts") from those latter sources, not the documentaries. And even fewer people would bother to verify the information; they will just assume the person presenting it knows better.
I'll admit I've heard pretty much all of these as anecdotes, or in movies, but again actual survival shows make it a point to immediately debunk all of these when relevant.
TheKyrix82 how does your current comment debunk otaku factual statement?
My comment isn't what debunked anything. Dual Survivor and Man, Woman, Wild, just as two examples, have gone over all of this without offering tge wrong info as good advice
Could be referring to the most popular one, if it's still on air. Man Vs Wild with Bear Grylls. Granted I've only watched a few episodes when it came out and it seemed, overly produced with him jumping into freezing rivers and stuff.
*Tries to use stick to fight off black bear*
Black Bear:Am I a joke to u?
To Do List:
1) Find water source
2) Filter water
3) Boil water
4) Cool water
5) Build a bed
6) Build a house
8) Have a compass
9) Punch a bear if it isn't brown
10) Look for foo- Oh, you're dead?
What's tip 7? Lol
Tip 7's in your pants.
You starved to death in a week? That's being generous too.
I could've died at any of the steps. For example, if I didn't bring a heating device that could boil water for me then I'm dead at step 3.
True. I can't build fire.
Survival Tip: just don't die.
Fuck I must have gotten something wrong , now I'm dangling from a skyscraper and I need someone to send me a sandwich ASAP.
You do it every day so just keep doing it damnit
I've been on a damn good spree so far.
Wow thanks you've saved my life with that tip
Don't die? Wow, I have some bad news for ya mate.
Shaggy doesn’t need ant tips on survival
shaggy cant be hurt
Shaggy vs Chuck Norris
He can also destroy the universe with only 14% of his power
@Chairez-97 yah
Clorox Bleach 0.001 bruh. Get it right
Nobody:
Survival Myths:
Yes but actually no
Drink cactus juice
It'll quench ya
Nothing's quenchier
It's the quenchiest
Anyone else get the reference? (I did)
@@aishutoon4553 yes
Sokka? Are you okay.... Hahhahaha
I specifically searched the comments for a Sokka cactus juice reference.
Mhhhh quenchiest quench
This video is a mixture of things that are false, things that are true, and things that are true only in specific circumstances.
That's true. Sort of.
**drinks blood** Is this harmful?
na, if it was I would have died by now
@Inahmation!!!! but then again, this is real life, not fantasy, go back to school kid.
Horror Sans [puppy][Owner: Small Child] s
Not if your a vampire.
Probably
Boiling water
In the desert water boils itslef
In Soviet Russia, water boils you!
No it does not the hottest it has ever naturally got in the US is 130 degrees Fahrenheit and water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Just tell me if it was a joke and I don’t wanna look stupid.
@@hydro1821 still r/wooooshed
Sans god damnit
@@hydro1821 srry ;)
A bear tried to attack me once...
I flexed on him and he gave me his wallet and walked away
I just gave him my pic a nic basket and he left me alone.
Honest Troll u sure it wasn't just a homeless man in a car park in the middle of nowhere....😂😂😂lol
A bear attacked me once too! Then i woke up.
A bear attack me once.
I gave him a picnic basket.
So many people missed the gay joke I am ashamed at youtubers
Survival Tips: Never get involved in a land war in Asia and never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Taeneri Bladestorm I love that movie!
Taeneri Bladestorm unless you have built an immunity to iocane powder. Haha
*sniffs capsule* it's iocane powder. i'd bet my life on it.
Didn't work out for the Sicilian did it?
whats the movie?
Why didn't you mention disguising yourself as a rock? Peeta didn't have much luck with that.
I know right Katnis is too smart 😂👍
For katnis any tree is a bed
Ouuuuuh smooth! 😂
Yh I really do love hunger games and have a secret crush on peeta 😍😶
The Hunger Games i love peeta he is so cuteeeeeee
What if your in a de- *Desert part plays* oh ok
No. 1 Rule for survival: Disregard this dangerous video.
no, extract the pure facts, disregard the advice that comes with it
The best way ro servive in the wild is to catch a bear ... beat it into submission and make it your minion . TRUE DOGE FACT!
Jack Frost, amen ta that. I feel retarded for even watching this. this is stupidity, not natural selection.
And dislike it
I feel dumb just watching this. I don't even know if I'd be able to survive my backyard now.
And then you have people eating tide pods.
Dan maybe as an anti venom to snake bits
The same people eating tide pods are the same ones who can't figure out that there's only two genders, think socialism is great, think that Hitler was a conservative, think women are paid less.....basically the morons eating tide pods are social justice individuals aka leftist aka the weak. If mankind would take warning labels off of everything and allow natural selection a lot of the bs going on today would have been corrected by natural selection.
you mean the typical antifa guy that is "protesting peaceful" with masks and sticks?
LOL peaceful protests, There is so many compilations of these antifa fucking hitting people with bike locks and sticks and hiding their faces like pussies because they know they;re breaking the law. They need to eat some tide pods or move to a communist country so they can starve to death.
thats why i like anti riot units like OMON, they dont fuck around with antifa and other rioters :D
"People can survive WEEKS without food, don't seek it first"
Yes, people CAN survive weeks without food, but lack of energy could make you immobile in a matter of days.
Food is important, but not your 1st priority. Shelter, water, then food is pretty much what the experts all say is the order of importance. Death can result in 3hrs without shelter, 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. I would much rather be found alive after a couple of weeks without out food, than be found dead after 3 days without water.
no energy ? sounds like you have no body fat for your system to convert into energy
must suck to be that skinny
Catnium yes, it sucks, I would be fucked without food in the wild because I'm skinny and I can't gain weight even if I try
Depends on your diet before hand. I've bee doing daily 18 hour fasting for a few months now. My body is adapted to burning fat for fuel because of this. As long as I have body fat to burn, I will have energy. It did take me a couple months to adapt though, so if you aren't yet fat adapted... well sucks to be you for a few days... you won't die but you'll probably be miserable while your body adjusts.
Sanguine are you buff or shredded
Speaking of survival myths that will get you killed...…..Pepper pray works with "curious" black bears but Browns, Grizzlies, or even a black bear mother with cubs will charge right through it and be extra pissed as it kills you. You need are large caliber firearm in bear country and you need to train with it regularly to have the muscle memory to react in time. The bear pray, bells and the rest of it is about as effective as sprinkling your self with pixie dust.
Gets bit by a snake in jungle
*God damn it*
элита волк In a jungle? Lol
элита волк In a jungle? LOL
Walk to the hospital
@@Deangers1 IN A FKN JUNGLE
@@viniciusbernhardtkroth971 obviously 🙄
I wonder why they taught me to use a a tourniquet in the Marines for a snake bite? Should I trust my military training or some random video on TH-cam?
When has some on on the internet ever been wrong?
www.merckmanuals.com/professional/injuries-poisoning/bites-and-stings/snakebites
Merck also says not to tourniquet snake bites. So maybe your memory is just faulty.
I would trust the instructors that have been teaching the army for 100's of years rather then a WEBMD equivalent
Well, use a tourniquet if you’re willing to lose a limb......
taco cat! Fun fact a tourniquet is only lethal after 15 minutes so.... Uninformed Much?
The most important step in survival is to stay calm. Remaining calm and rational, will increase your chances of survival.
OMG YOU KNOW THAT TO! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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Marty.R Woodcock I’m always calm when being attacked by bears and bitten by snakes and listening to videos made by people who have never been in the woods. The guy who made this video needs to go back to his comic books.
wanna here my survival tip?
Don't die.
Saved my motherfucking life.
Thanks man just a few days ago I was like about to drown and then I remembered this tip. Saved my life man
Good point
Good job team!
Don't die, why don't they all just tell you this instead of giving you stupid little tips that may or may not apply where you are? Don't die works every fucking where. Dumbass survivalists.
WATER - You can purchase water filter straws online for around $10. I keep one in each vehicle, in my work desk, and in every day pack. They are far better at making water potable and don't require a fire or pot to boil it in.
Tyler Woods that one tip is better than the whole video.
ilikebacon - FIRST, let me congratulate you on a superb ID. Everything is better with bacon. To your good question: you need a plan to get home no matter where you are. I'm in south Texas with plenty of refineries. Should anything happen that leaves me walking home it would be long, in the heat, and require hydration. It's also possible that I might not be able to get to my truck so for only ten bucks I keep another "life-straw" at my desk. Nobody expects terrorism but refineries are a huge target.
The question here is: does it work?
If you are asking about the $10 'life straw' the answer is yes. They are 'new in box' military units from Germany. A friend has tried them and they work as well as those costing three times the price. They aren't rated to filter as much as 'name brand' commercial units but 10k liters is plenty to get me home. With any method, I would use whatever is at hand as a debris filter to extend the life of the filter.
Thanks for the compliment but unlike most "survival experts" I don't claim to be one. Each situation is different and I've made it through eight major declared disasters. Most recent was hurricane Harvey that struck us dead on. I improve my understanding of needs each time. Other disasters include earthquake, hurricane, blizzard, ice storm, week or longer power outage, and a flood that covered two cities. I wrote a common sense approach to preparedness '11th Hour Preparedness' (available on Amazon.) Without 'telling people what to do' the book simply addresses typical problems and offers ideas on how to handle them. Every problem has at least three options; good, better, and best, that allows you to progressively improve your situation.
-Snake venom: do this and this and this and this first before calling for medical aid.
-Survival in the wild: don't look for food because people can go weeks without it...if you have had years of training. Not eating will lead to loss of brain power.
-Melting snow before consuming it...because everybody has a handy pan, fire and a stove with them where ever they go.
-Building a bed while surviving in the wild...then gives us Ikea instructions on how to build your forest bed Rustær.
-Being stranded in a desert: wait in the shadow for night to arrive. WAIT...what??? Shadow in the desert during day time?? yeah.......
-Boiling water....whut?? again assuming people conveniently carry stoves, pans and burning materials around?
Following these tips will for sure get you killed!!
eating snow can lead to hypothermia. if you are well insulated, you can use a ziplock or some kind of a container to melt some of the snow under your clothing (but this can cool you as well). water is very important in cold situations though.
yeah wait in the shadow HAVE U NEVER HEARD THAT DESERT IS THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH
guess what PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE IN THE WILD AND A PAN
PEOPLE NEED WATER OR THEY WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS
follow a river your sure to find a city or place.
C_ATiger I actually did this and yes, it's true. I only had to walk for 4 miles before I found a town...
Or ocean
I've finally found water in the desert! Just let me whip out my clean white cloth.
You could use your t shirt as a cloth.
Mama told you to wear clean undies. Now you know why. LOL
To be fair, ground water is ironically often more clean than surface level water... because of the fact that the ground itself acts as a sort of filter, and bacteria is less common.......................
Part of why spring water is so sought for, because it comes up from the ground.
But don't take my word for it.
Man, I went through about 17 bottles of water finding this little underground puddle! Oy yeah, I also can't dig because my fingers fell off in the intense cold nights in the desert
Either I have a really dirty mind or people don't get the joke XD
Survival situation
Answer: Never go outside.
That's not a snake at the beginning, that's a legless lizard smh head 0:24
I hope you see the body
Well yeah. Snakes ARE reptiles
No it's a danger noodle not a snek, shhhhhhhg
@@AnubisTheLycan was that a reference to god creates countries?
@@imanoahhunter3530 ?
In regards to the shark part, I've always heard you need to try to hit it as hard as you can in the 'nose' because of how sensitive it is to pain in that area. But it was to try to "stomp" it as hard as you can, not use your fists, since you can exert alot more force underwater with your legs kicking downward (like jumping as hard as you can) as apposed to doing anything with your arms. Not that that actually works (I wouldn't know but always heard it does), it just makes alot more sense than to say just punch it any old where.
Although maybe that's like when the airlines tell you to put your head between your legs. It isn't to break your neck so you don't potentially just burn alive, it's so you break your neck and guarantee that you cannot sue them later on. The Coast Guard says kick out at their face just so you go right on down their throat and they don't have to bother searching for your floating guts and stuff...
Good job on the info itself, but a LOT of these make massive assumptions about the tools available in a survival situation. Pots? Containers? Bear spray? Cell phone? *Nearest hospital* ?!?!
If you have any of that shit available, you're not actually "stuck in the wild".
ll Kasper ll
haha indeed , when having frostbite use a blacket en go into shelter and use a blanket etc 😂 in a survival situation having just fire is already a lot times not easy to have.
Or call 911 is also stupid , if you're in a survival situation you probably better call people to pick you up when your phone works 😜 better become ed stafford and you get good survival skill
That's how I felt. Especially at the end when he talked about filtering the water with a jar and a white cloth, cuz sure, that's something that we all carry on us just in case we accidentally get stuck in the woods.
lol i guess tip number one would be... try NOT to get in those situations in the first place at this point lmao
Yea the last one was dumb. It didnt even make sense. "Filter the water through a cloth to avoid harmful sediments that cause illness" like what? Its the microorganisms in the water that cause disease and are killed by boiling anyway so doing a bunch of straining manuevers with jars and cloths is a waste of time unless the water is super turbid.
Prescott Fulton x
just walk to the nearest hospital? wtf? lol
Yeah that seems ludicrous
It could be miles away
And if you are in a place with wild venomous snakes, you probably have no idea where the nearest one is
yeah and if your near a hospital your not in the wild
In a LEISURELY manner! LOL
You can’t walk when your dead idiot
so many wooshes here
Survival tip: If you are starving just go buy food
Excellent tip. I never thought of that. Thank you.
I knew i had forgotten the Squirrel Chamber of Woodland Commerce has set new pricing guidelines on selling food to humans...
This is pretty much the most underrated advice ever.
Absolute Garbage brilliant
Yep and if you're frostbitten:
Go inside, get under a blanket, & drink some hot tea.
Wow, I just don't know how I would have survived last winter without his professional advice... I mean it snowed 2 inches! I thought I was gonna die cuz I didn't have any cocoa, but he told me that I could drink hot tea instead! Phew, he totally saved my life with that, cuz I was a goner 4 sure!
But on the thumbnail....I like to eat snow somtimes...I'm alive...😐
i like to eat ice
"sometimes"
Well, that's fresh snow.
You didn't get the message that it doesn't hydrate you and makes you cold which makes it pointless.
@@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 It does hydrate you but it can definitely give you hypothermia
Made on my Birthday, and it's got 62k likes, also you have 6.2 million subs!
For bears it goes if its black fight back, brown lie down, if its white say good night as your a goner without a rifle.
asian love forever A BIG rifle.
asian love forever: I know the dangers if polar bears, but did you see that video of the huskies (I think it was) playing with a couple of polar bears? I was like HTF are those dogs still alive? But the bears just played like HUGE MF'n dogs. was really cute actually.
That's racist.
i live in alaska and we have all three this is correct but then if i am out and about i carry 10mm and 45-70
If you're going into white bear territoty, bring a REALLY long trench coat and stilts, then you'll look *HUGE*.