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My legs are broken The kneecaps are stolen I'm now stuck on a wheelchair I don't know the lesion Or what is the reason I'm flying here hit by a car A desolate crash Without insurance It's only the wheelchair I feel It's me that you crashed in As I stand up no more The only pain I know for real There will be car-crash The driver adjusts his seatbelt The only bone left Will not ride on anyone's back Because nobody gives back kneecaps they take Oh no, there will be car-crash It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my walking skill Wondering: Can I pay the bill? To flee the doc in front of me I must climb this big tall fence Looking downward from this medic-place And realizing my legs will not work
My legs are broken The kneecaps were stolen I’m forever bound to a chair! I’m half quadriplegic That means paraplegic I can’t seem to feel my legs! Can’t go to that place! There’s just a staircase! There’s no elevator I see, My legs don’t work right I can’t stand up and fight, The only thing I know for real There will be crutch-es The man in the mirror broke his legs The only one left Will ride upon the wheelchair’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they break, Oh no there will be crutch-es It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my abilities, I’ve stopped walking at this point To climb the ramp in front of me I must turn this big chair’s wheels Looking upward at the staircase height And not deserving for my legs to die! (this aint mine)
FULL SONG my legs are broken the kneecaps are stolen I'm foreverbound to a chair I'm no longer walking I cannot stop falling I cant even use the stairs a shit mental place(place) worse physical state(state) it's only my arms that I feel it's me that I spite as I lay down and cry The only thing I know for real there will be broke(broke) bones(bones) the man in the mirror sobs instead the only one(one) left(left) will crawl up on the chair he has because the ankles don't grow back when they break oh no there will be broke(broke) bones(bones) it's the only thing I'll never grow loosing my mobility wondering "Will I walk again?" to traverse the path in front of me I must use this weel chair looking downward from this chair I cry and I realize I'll never fight
when the charakter watarmelon spy = french man french man = frencher man neco arc = wanted for war crimes kiryu = dame dane guy medic = LEAN jetstrebm sam = Memories broken, th- shark = absolutely bullied amogus = sus heavy = heavy small doll = where is it hiding skeleton = chad
So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.
Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight
my legs are broken the kneecaps are stolen I'm foreverbound to a chair I'm no longer walking I cannot stop falling I cant even use the stairs a shit mental place(place) worse physical state(state) it's only my arms that I feel it's me that I spite as I lay down and cry The only thing I know for real there will be broke(broke) bones(bones) the man in the mirror sobs instead the only one(one) left(left) will crawl up on the chair he has because the ankles don't grow back when they break oh no there will be broke(broke) bones(bones) it's the only thing I'll never grow loosing my mobility wondering "Will I walk again?" to traverse the path in front of me I must use this weel chair looking downward from this chair I cry and I realize I'll never fight
All of this was recorded with people from my Discord. Consider joining it if you wish to join us next time we do these sessions :)
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Swag
Can't install that bro
@Yes But No Cinematic Camera.
@Yes But No steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=124024144
what is this mod pack?
3:07 as always. Niko One Shot saves the world from certain doom.
well, she did *One Shot* nico arc
@@ze_hurting *S H E * ?
Make sure to give niko pancakes
“My legs are broken
the kneecaps are stolen.”
Literally the purest form of comedy I have seen. ( 1:18 )
I want someone to turn that into a remix and I'm also so glad I found this channel
im forever bound to a chaaair
@@bdgame8725 I don't know the lesion
Or what is the reason
I'm flying here hit by a caaaaar
The only thing I know for real
*There won't be blood, shed*
The man in the wheelchair nods his head
🥲
I wish I had a computer right now, I want to play with Star :(
this relates to me so badly it hurts
I have it but I didn’t know you can play with him
Had a match with him on tf2 before and he is a awesome guy! :)
You'll get there one day, Niko pfp! I believe in you!
I wish I can run 32bit games
The most famous killer and villain
Whole Gotham City was afraid of it
Neco Arc with giant glock
Helo vo
Hopefully Niko One Shot will come save us again with her sniper
Great video as always Star Dash
Yes
5:16
Laughed uncontrollably as he made his epic entrance
I love it when the impostor from the hit game among us said "it's amonging time" and shit aggressively on the floor
Truly one of the moment of all times
My legs are broken
The kneecaps are stolen
I'm now stuck on a wheelchair
I don't know the lesion
Or what is the reason
I'm flying here hit by a car
A desolate crash
Without insurance
It's only the wheelchair I feel
It's me that you crashed in
As I stand up no more
The only pain I know for real
There will be car-crash
The driver adjusts his seatbelt
The only bone left
Will not ride on anyone's back
Because nobody gives back kneecaps they take
Oh no, there will be car-crash
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my walking skill
Wondering: Can I pay the bill?
To flee the doc in front of me
I must climb this big tall fence
Looking downward from this medic-place
And realizing my legs will not work
Perfection
My guy
Dammit I can even hear the entire music!
Oh god the amount of laughter as I tried to sing this was insane
( RIP Sam’s leg’s)
excuse me its
My legs are broken
The kneecaps are stolen
I'm forever bound to a chair
My legs are broken
The kneecaps were stolen
I’m forever bound to a chair!
I’m half quadriplegic
That means paraplegic
I can’t seem to feel my legs!
Can’t go to that place!
There’s just a staircase!
There’s no elevator I see,
My legs don’t work right
I can’t stand up and fight,
The only thing I know for real
There will be crutch-es
The man in the mirror broke his legs
The only one left
Will ride upon the wheelchair’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they break,
Oh no there will be crutch-es
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my abilities,
I’ve stopped walking at this point
To climb the ramp in front of me
I must turn this big chair’s wheels
Looking upward at the staircase height
And not deserving for my legs to die! (this aint mine)
I randomly came across this and ended up laughing my ass off cause of it, I love it, it's so well edited 😂
This guy’s Criminally underrated Its actually ridiculous, Wish you the best dude on future dude.
Truly appreciate it!
@@StarDashAnd look at how that turned out! You finally got recognition!
Оставим тут немного позитива Стар Дэшу, улыбок и счаться тебе мой американский контект мейкер, удачи и будь таким же классным! :3
О РУССКИЕ! ПРУВЕТ
Ты чё нах?
@@JeckmanIDunnoWho Привет :)
This be some of the most solid editing I’ve seen in a long time.
The pacing especially is incredibly well done.
I came here for Jetstream Sam in a wheelchair and I stayed for the random shit you can do in gmod
Tonight on Star Gear! Heavy drives a Ferrari and fucking dies, James shoot’s a seagull and Medic becomes a racist, all tonight on Star gear!
FULL SONG
my legs are broken
the kneecaps are stolen
I'm foreverbound to a chair
I'm no longer walking
I cannot stop falling
I cant even use the stairs
a shit mental place(place)
worse physical state(state)
it's only my arms that I feel
it's me that I spite as I lay down and cry
The only thing I know for real
there will be
broke(broke)
bones(bones)
the man in the mirror sobs instead
the only one(one)
left(left)
will crawl up on the chair he has
because the ankles don't grow back when they break
oh no there will be
broke(broke)
bones(bones)
it's the only thing I'll never grow
loosing my mobility
wondering "Will I walk again?"
to traverse the path in front of me
I must use this weel chair
looking downward from this chair I cry
and I realize I'll never fight
This is some good stuff right here, happy i could join these sessions
Yooooooooo thanks Mr. Dash for including my epic office even tho it was just the couches. Also I was the spymelon hitting officer duck. :)
This is the first video about this channel that appeared in my recommended and I'm laughing my ass off, subscribed
Спасибо за ролик. Я понимаю, что всё новое - хорошо забытое старое, но это реально новый век прикольных видосов по Гаррис Моду.
полностью с этим согласен
I absolutely love those GMod compilation, wish to see more
3:24 EPIC SHAKE WITH JESTREAM SAM Good work tho keep it up!
Rip for sam for being in a wheelchair also dame de dame guy driving real
1:20 "Jack the Ripper, I cannot Dance Dance Revolution™ anymore..."
Awesome to see another upload, what mods did you use for the first section of the video? like the camera shakiness and the map itself
gm_Fork is the map. The mods I use was 'Cinematic Camera' and 'Flixs's SmoothCam'.
All jetstream sam parts 3:15 5:16 1:18 7:04
Raiden.
Raiden.
My leg bones are broken my rib cage is broken I even forgotten to pay (my bills)
garry's mod: i have returned from the grave to give the living harcuts
As a gmod player this is a pretty accurate representation
this is some underrated good shit man, I'm looking forward to see the growth of this channel
Appreciate it!
7:05 his ass was so strong it straight up deflected the rocket
And he barely has any cyborgnatic enhancements!
@@Pootis-hn3ky He's truly the weakest Brazilian male ever. He can deflect a rocket from behind.
They way he said “Medic Racing” sounded like that one Pakistani McDonald’s commercial.
1:30 that's a big yakuza spoiler
Ok, not gonna lie, first time watching you, was a really good impression, subscribed.
I know nothing about your channel but im subbing because this video in particular is just THAT funny
Star Dash, more like-
The best TH-camr :>
Jets treat Sam is probably one of the best drivers ever no cap
“Sitting here, I realize” 1:21
i love how the most replayed moments are jetstream sam moments
You is hella underrated big bro
The Sam meme brings a whole new meaning to “the mountains don’t give back what they take”
1:15 So that's how Wheelschair Sam was created.
01:16
I'm dying lmaooooo
I'm gonna need that mod folder star dash
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2837054422
when the charakter
watarmelon spy = french man
french man = frencher man
neco arc = wanted for war crimes
kiryu = dame dane guy
medic = LEAN
jetstrebm sam = Memories broken, th-
shark = absolutely bullied
amogus = sus
heavy = heavy
small doll = where is it hiding
skeleton = chad
3:15 thats marcus's bus from borderlands
This guy need more attention fr his edits are good as hell
this style of editing really shows how far backwards we movin as a species and i love it
Amazing video, do more gmod like this
So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.
Finally I had found you again
Gmod vid with star dash edit?
e p i c
This video has single-handedly reminded me why I have so many hours on Gmod
7:05
Sundowner: I'M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE
Sam: No bro... I am
Im getting a fusion of Max0r Twomad vibes from the editing and it’s weirdly satisfying
this is one of the videos ever made
This guy should really have more attention, this is great.
The mountains took his legs.
This video was a blast to watch, ty star dash
I loved garry mod funny moment compilations and this is just 10/10 I love it, every type of good meme was in it.
Best gmod vid I've seen in a while
Man there's so much Chaos going on in the backgrounds almost at all times xD
Standing here.
I realize.
I cannot stand.
I’m paralyzed from the waist down.
MY LEGS ARE BROKEN
KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN
I EVEN LOST A WHEELCHAIR LEG!
Pffft, this isint cursed Gmod, this is just an average Tuesday.
that was actually a really good skit at the start lol
My legs are broken my knee caps are stollen IM FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIR 1:18
Bro my PC broke in a poorly understood hostile can of diet Pepsi incident and I miss playing gmod every day
I am now terrified of the very thought of Jetstream Sam driving a bus.
I didn’t think this thing was still alive after all these years, glad to know there’s videos of this kind still being made
Underrated youtuber fr
This is both hell and heaven at the same exact time
“I can’t feel the blood raiden” - sam
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
This just goes to show how fun Garry's Mod is.
I wonder the exact number of times that jet stream Sam actually shows up in the video like all times that he's on the screen
this is the Garry's mod video of all time
"memes, the DNA of the soul"
-MoonSon
1:18 my legs hurt after this
“Nice motorcy- augh.”
-Me
Extreme Road Trip music in the end slaps
Memories broken, memories broken, I even forgor my memories!
Melon Spy is the supreme life form
I saw Jetstream Sam on a wheelchair and I immediately clicked on the video
i love the edits so much!
goddamn this editing!!
Yup im bus driver when im aint working at my job
U r a great Gmod youtuber
Medic racing
*I WISH I HAD AN ADDON COLLECTION OF THIS, I DEARLY NEED IT-*
9:01 F r y i n g P a n .
Edit: I forgor
This editing is godly
best shit I've seen in ages, can't wait to see more from ya!
MEMORİES BROKEN TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN IV'E EVEN FORGETTEN MY NAMMEEEEEEEE
holly shit the intro was good
I couldn't follow a single thing that was happening in this video and I love it
God I wish this showed the house building thing we did. But sweet video regardless.
My friend telling me a story about what happen during his Journey To Village: 3:14
"How to broke you legs"
-jestream sam
my legs are broken
the kneecaps are stolen
I'm foreverbound to a chair
I'm no longer walking
I cannot stop falling
I cant even use the stairs
a shit mental place(place)
worse physical state(state)
it's only my arms that I feel
it's me that I spite as I lay down and cry
The only thing I know for real
there will be
broke(broke)
bones(bones)
the man in the mirror sobs instead
the only one(one)
left(left)
will crawl up on the chair he has
because the ankles don't grow back when they break
oh no there will be
broke(broke)
bones(bones)
it's the only thing I'll never grow
loosing my mobility
wondering "Will I walk again?"
to traverse the path in front of me
I must use this weel chair
looking downward from this chair I cry
and I realize I'll never fight
I M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAAAIRRRR
I do not know how to have fun in gmod. I only see it as Stop Motion Helper