The Sith Janitor

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  • @GearShotgun
    @GearShotgun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    This is actually all to perfect in universe. A bunch of would be jedi seemingly destined for greatness got all arrogant and condescending got their comeuppance when the guy they spurned comes back, and with months of legitimate hard work and effort, shows them he was more than their equal

    • @iguessmynamesriya7658
      @iguessmynamesriya7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      a year and a half

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@iguessmynamesriya7658 A YEAR, AND *A %@#^ING* HALF!!!

    • @DarkSpiritZypher
      @DarkSpiritZypher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@hunterrhoades1813 GIVE ME BACK MY YEAR AND @ F@%#ING HALF!!!

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Karma's a B!tch

    • @solar2696
      @solar2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what the fuck are you talking about

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    _Tell me, have you heard the tale of Darth Custodian the Humble?_

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's not a tale the Jedi would tell you.

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Darth Custodian the Humble was a Dark Janitor of the Sith, so humble and so cunning he could use his mop to influence the people around him to create... a ruse to kill them all.

    • @RenegadeStriker7
      @RenegadeStriker7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brutalyte616 Darth Dale jesus I thought I would never hear/ said that

    • @Castor586
      @Castor586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Darth Custodian cleanly swept everything under the rug

    • @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna
      @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brutalyte616 A legend

  • @jaredmurray8454
    @jaredmurray8454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    A Jedi seek to remove their emotion
    A Sith seek to use their emotion
    A true master of the force seeks to control their emotions.
    Non of these paths are inheriently good or evil.

    • @leifjbj
      @leifjbj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jared Murray are you a grey Jedi?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@leifjbj Might just be someone that looks past Lawful and Chaotic. You don't need to have the force or be a therapist to see that there's more to people than two extremes of thinking.

    • @mikehorne4053
      @mikehorne4053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Except the Sith don't just "use their emotions" They specifically harness only the negative emotions, and the nature of the dark side itself is to consume the positive emotions of its users, and make them do its bidding. A dark side practitioner, whether they only dabble, or are the greatest master in the history of the Galaxy, will always be subservient to the Dark Side.
      The Light Side however is stronger when one harnesses their positive emotions, though it takes immense self control and mental fortitude to maintain those positive emotions in all circumstances, and not let them dictate their actions, but rather punctuate them. And while Light Side users who do this are beholden to their side the same way Sith are, the Light Side works to maintain natural balance, while the Dark Side seeks only to gain power, giving no care for balance or order. THAT is when the Light is stronger than the Dark.

    • @SilimSavertin
      @SilimSavertin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The dark side is literally the power of EVIL. If you use it willingly and often, it corrupts you and turns you evil, and there's no way to stop that by "being in control of your emotions". Grey Jedi are bullshit, not canon and an insult to the franchise.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SilimSavertin This sort of simplistic good/evil dichotomy renders the franchise an insult to itself. It lacks depth and nuance. I want to be clear that I don't begrudge anyone their interest, but Star Wars would be better if grey jedi were a thing.

  • @ciarantanner1464
    @ciarantanner1464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "you fools can never see my true power, even if i showed it to you", as the mop hes hold clicks in half, each is its own duel blade red lightsaber and duel of fates starts to play.

    • @imfullofbeed9685
      @imfullofbeed9685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hell ya

    • @ThatBeePerson
      @ThatBeePerson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underated comment

    • @TheUnlifeExile
      @TheUnlifeExile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That'd be fucking amazing. Best Sith stealth assassin.

    • @adeadlybeastkiller
      @adeadlybeastkiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I picture more of the scene from coming to america where he untwists the mop stick from the mop itself an then Aanzzzzzz

    • @draco4450
      @draco4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lightsaber mop with floppy lightsabers strands

  • @hiddenleafguy4576
    @hiddenleafguy4576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I honestly expected the sith to bow, and ask “Are you uninjured, my master?” the first time I heard this.

    • @King_Nex
      @King_Nex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That would have been awesome!

    • @darth_dan8886
      @darth_dan8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, I kind of expected something similar too)

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    This is actually better than some of the movies.

    • @WarriorTRZ
      @WarriorTRZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Better Sequal then the Last Jedi atleast....

    • @ThePlasmabee
      @ThePlasmabee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Most fan fiction is...

    • @spacebear4742
      @spacebear4742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TP Dragon last Jedi wasn't fan fiction?

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, Space Bear.

    • @BeginswithPIE
      @BeginswithPIE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spacebear4742 Of course it wasn't. Not enough incest/yaio to be fanfiction.

  • @oddluck4180
    @oddluck4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Darth Janitor.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      i find your lack of sanitation disturbing

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Darth Janitorious

    • @BlitzAttacker
      @BlitzAttacker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Darth Cleansus shall Cleanse the galaxy of all bigoted Jedi scum

    • @swifterman9000
      @swifterman9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i prefer Darth Mop

    • @ryanlorenzo5003
      @ryanlorenzo5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Darth MOP

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    *GIVE ME BACK MY YEAR AND A HALF!!!!!!!*

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Now isn't this the true spirit of a honest to the force right cunning sith lord. Really liked your read on the "A year and a half" speech.

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fear the wrath of Darth Scruffy.

    • @Vigriff
      @Vigriff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No one remembers Scruffy *but Scruffy never forgets.*

  • @Schregger
    @Schregger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Well, to be honest, if the players didnt see this shit coming, they deserved their deaths...

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      no they deserved there deaths for being hypocritical jerks to a random person with a massive ego problem

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The jedis are just self righteous ideologues

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They didn’t see the janitor literally hiding everything he did and apparently deflecting concerns until they stopped coming, and also deliberately feeding their egos?
      _You don’t say_ .

    • @solar2696
      @solar2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They were roleplaying and the characters ended up becoming egotistical

    • @SupernaturalDetective
      @SupernaturalDetective 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Papi The Harpy even though that’s the dark side with talking I agree dark side best side

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Executed with all the cunning that only a Sith could provide.

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    If the players couldn't see this outcome coming, based on both their interactions with the player both in and out of game; they had that coming at them. Seriously... even the girl that attacked the janitor just to test her strength or skill should have been the first signs of the dark side.
    Meh what do I know? I played a cleric that was really a devil looking for redemption in one of the D&D games I played in but once an angel showed up and noticed what I really was. All hell broke loose! Hahahahaha

    • @mrboxdlol
      @mrboxdlol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I played as a dwarf mage who turned into a Lich

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The players likely didn't see this coming because party betrayals are normally not a thing. You just sort of assume the other guys, no matter how different the alignment, will not deliberately antagonise other players because that generally leads to unnecessary strife both IRL and in-game. In other words, nobody suspected anything because metagaming.

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      > party betrayals are normally not a thing
      You kidding? Most of my games are party betrayals. Every session, without fail, someone will attack a fellow party member. Sometimes the ranger will accidentally hit an ally when shooting into a melee. That ally will get upset, turn around, and engage their ally in combat. To. The. Death. Or at least until someone KO's both members. At other times, the party will sneak off and sell the entire party into slavery. Will, more like gift-wrap. Sometimes the party will KO a goblin and the cleric wants that goblin dead, while the rest of the party want to interrogate them. In one case, the cleric proceeded to KO the entire party, less one member, in order to kill the goblin. The final party member got lucky and stopped him.

    • @hazentheflamedemon
      @hazentheflamedemon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol had a drow thief/bard that was helping my party get thru the under dark, cuz no one acttuly a had map and I was pretty much the only one that knew my way around. no one trusted me cuz we got ambushed a lot. (not my fault) so the next time every one got hurt really bad and had to take a long rest I killed half em in their sleep and put the other half back to sleep with a handy scroll I found and kill em to. She got really tired of their blaming everything on me, dispite being the one navigating and checking for traps. and being on both first and last watch cuz elf only need 4 hour of sleep. the group was pissed, but the DM explained that she was trying to redeem herself by helping them in the first place. and ever went out of her way to make that clear. they never let me multiclass rouge after that.

    • @ATSucks1
      @ATSucks1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Cian McCabe, I hope you make a video about it … or at least a green text.. if you do make a greentext send it to PunishedCreepsworks… God Im shilling for this guy so hard.. ok maybe just do whatever you want... but hell yeah, id love to hear the end of this story.

  • @sirkit2105
    @sirkit2105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Palpatine needed to hide for many, many years amongst Jedi, but his work was done for him by his master years before he betrayed him. Darth Custodes lived with Jedi closely, intimately, his darkness concealed, festering, until it could be held back no longer. His hate of the Jedi rivals Darth Maul's, and his fiendish guille matches Darth Sidious. He truly was Sith, and as the Emperor fell at his hands, he knew fell well the Sith would never be dethroned again as Darth Custodes would be the one true Sith.

    • @hugglepuff1
      @hugglepuff1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      DARTH C U S T O D E S IM ROLLING

    • @jawly_
      @jawly_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait...omg I just got the name xD

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Vote Darth Custodes,
      He takes out the trash.

    • @kingsaul754
      @kingsaul754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hugglepuff1 i dont get it can you explain it to me.

    • @matthewknueven2304
      @matthewknueven2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@floridaman4473 actually custodes is Latin for a keeper, watchman, or guard which later became custodian in English.
      Think of the famous line used in the watchman series quis custodiet ipsos custodes or who watches the watchmen?

  • @reyofsoul
    @reyofsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I'll try my best to make an *IMPACT* .
    I bet our Sith Janitor reveled when he said those words ...

  • @persivle9
    @persivle9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The long con is always the funniest.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      masterb585 he should have said, before the last mission began 'We're gonna have a BLAST'. When the DM said the thing about the janitor pulling the red lightsaber, he should have added 'to your SHOCK'

  • @onokenfudou3394
    @onokenfudou3394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I'll be honest here, people take it too seriously when one of the party gets a huge evil plot going like that, people need to chill, it is a game after all, and if he didn't do it, eventualy someone else would pull that out of his sleeve. And in my most honest opinion, that Janitor was the most interesting character there, having actual character development rather than the niche cliche that all the others where doing, with their space samurai crap, while he ploted from behind, studying their flaws, improving on his own, growing stronger all by himself in the background just so he could actualy get his own hands on them, and when he finaly could, someone else took the sweet taste of vengeance away from him.
    Dude, like seriously, that one was just too good to go uncommented, if I ever ran into that player in a campaign, I'd 100% pay him a good Kebab for that one.

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said, Onoken.

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imho? This group deserved it, they atagonized him icly, but if you want to do that its best to talk to the table about it at session 0 so when the betrayal hits it only hits ic, not ooc

  • @Bidmartinlo
    @Bidmartinlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Now I can actually believe a balding beer bellied janitor actually being a Sith!

    • @johnkareh5618
      @johnkareh5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn it, Dale!

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, Walter White went from pushover, disrespected chemistry teacher to a meth kingpin people shit their pants at the sight of...
      Never, ever underestimate the 'everyman'.

    • @winterfire567
      @winterfire567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd love to imagine a Sith Lord with a high-pitched voice screaming "POCKET SAND!"

  • @KallKar83
    @KallKar83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Reminds me of the time I was in a D&D game in third edition The whole party treated my gnome wizard character horrible, at one time even holding him down to piss on him. I can't remember why or how that event came about I just remember it happened. The whole group was just fucked up and racist against gnomes or something. Anyway my character was the party 'everyman', I handled the cooking, cleaning, made the campfires,, sold our excess loot, and kept us stocked up on supplies and such, all the mundane things no one else really wanted to bother with because they didn't want to waste skill points on non-combat and other more important aspects. I bid my time through till the teen levels of the game and eventually worked with the DM with secret side planning for my eventual revenge, which even the DM could understand why as he saw just how bad they were treating my character. I was also the party Treasurer and kept up with our funds so no one but me actually knew how much we had, they just said when they wanted to get something and I would see if I could buy it whenever we were in big cities. So I sunk a lot of our party gold into getting various super expensive nearly impossible to pass poisons and no win situation magical items all to start setting up taking out the party. Basically setting up the perfect way to take out each person as I had the highest intelligence and the experience of adventuring with them all so long I could figure this all out well. (Kinda like that Justice League story of how Batman sets up plans for taking out any other member of the Justice League). I don't remember the details anymore of how I handled everyone. The human barbarian I had set up to take the fall of our big bad evil guy's crimes we were after and had used a device to convince him he did it by altering part of his memory so he believed it and accidentally confessed and was sentenced to death. The dwarf rogue I soul trapped with something to lure him and his greed by sticking it into our latest loot stash from the last evil guy's lair. And the I poisoned the food of the elf cleric as she had the lowest CON score of the group, but she wasn't a heal cleric, purely a damage spell one so had nothing to counter the poison that I made her helping of food with when we stopped for a breather in the middle of the evil guy's lair figuring it would give us enough time to finish the place but she would die shortly after we were done. The hard part was getting all these things to happen in one session.

    • @darth_dan8886
      @darth_dan8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So how did it end? After the party died. Did they understand what's going on? What happened to the BBEG without the party?

    • @courier3258
      @courier3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We gotta know these things! How does it all end?

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you killed your entire party. Nice

  • @friendlyredneckneighbor4326
    @friendlyredneckneighbor4326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Little disappointed that they wouldn’t talk to him for three months afterwards, I would’ve been the first one up saying “holy shit I had no idea that was coming, that was awesome”.

  • @TheBronzeDog
    @TheBronzeDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When life suffers, it is the way of life to spread that suffering, and from that a darkness is born. These small acts of cruelty may have consequence you will never know. ~Kreia, paraphrased.

  • @linkshellvendor
    @linkshellvendor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The kid in the last movie pulling the broom is a call back to the sith janitor confirmed

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I love the year and a half speech.

    • @demonelder
      @demonelder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who doesn't?

  • @Archangel_Kali
    @Archangel_Kali 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So casual!
    "Anatomy lessons? Nobody'll miss that Twi'lek girl."

  • @Movman82
    @Movman82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's sad that the other people didn't talk to him because he had the most interesting character out of all of them.

  • @Vigriff
    @Vigriff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No one remembers Scruffy, *but Scruffy never forgets.*

  • @datdabdoe1417
    @datdabdoe1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The year and a Half speech sends Chills down my spine every time

  • @spacebear4742
    @spacebear4742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    12:39 "a year and a half" speech

  • @RedwoodTheElf
    @RedwoodTheElf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Yessssss...Feel your anger...use your aggressive feelings! (That squeegee you're carrying around is a disguised lightsabre, right?)
    Seriously, that Jedi the rest of the party was following was definitely no Yoda. When someone "accidentally" uses the dark side to hurl someone across the room, you don't "Tell" them it's a bad thing and just ignore them, you SHOW them how to avoid using the dark side and train them. If their first use of the force is tossing someone across the room, they're a powerful force user.

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Gotta love how people think Jedi would be fine with an apprentice attacking an unarmed, uninterested bystander and punish the bystander.
    How old are these people, 14?

    • @reinettesylfgreinar365
      @reinettesylfgreinar365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's Imperial era. Not Republic. There is no official Jedi Order at this point, it's just individual Jedi. And yes, some Jedi were so corrupt. There was even corruption when there was still a Jedi Order.

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I could see it.

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@reinettesylfgreinar365 Do you want to give the players the credit of knowing that much about Star Wars lore and not just playing Knight Templar *IN SPAAAACE* ?

    • @darthvega3
      @darthvega3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@reinettesylfgreinar365 its empire. They have an emperor. The emperor is killed by the janitor and Darth Vader joins him to rule by his side. It's at the end of the video

    • @IsaiahClemmons
      @IsaiahClemmons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jedi are fucking terrorists i completely believe they would do that. All vader wanted was peace and palpatine knew the vong was coming and getting ready for them.

  • @OKauyon
    @OKauyon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    My god that would’ve made a better story than the new films!

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen!!!

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be honest, most any side story would've been better than the disney films. or even the prequels. yes, the prequels still suck.

  • @AshAngelV
    @AshAngelV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And so the party is killed and the galaxy is in even greater peril thanks to bullying in the workplace.

  • @firestorm165
    @firestorm165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    if that was me at that table I would've given him a standing ovation. Just brilliant

  • @leeleavelle716
    @leeleavelle716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *hears lightsaber ignite from behind* Jedi: “I got a bad feeling about this”

  • @ultimateweeabo9995
    @ultimateweeabo9995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Top ten most powerful anime characters

  • @zekenkurolyon
    @zekenkurolyon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "a year and a half, A YEAR AND A HALF"
    That's fucking great rp

  • @Wookiescantfly
    @Wookiescantfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Darth Dale and his Force Pocket Sand!

  • @SlyProphet
    @SlyProphet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I freaking love this. It's BS how the other players shunned you for in game actions. Especially when they were such asses in game.

  • @jhart6764
    @jhart6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Darth Schoon. That's this characters name in my head.

  • @Xenophage100
    @Xenophage100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now THAT is how you fucking roleplay. That's how you do it. Right there.

  • @jeffdoe5505
    @jeffdoe5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!*
    it gets the tough stains Out!

  • @kmon1324
    @kmon1324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Respect the quiet ones for they could be the ones to save you at the last moment or damn you as they kill you from a distance...
    Darth Custodian really cleaned those Jedi clocks and did a clean sweep of the galaxy after cleaning up the Emperor's act.
    But I have to admit the OP was patient and calculating right down to the last moment and in the end, his perseverance and training were well rewarded.
    Plus he made that impact like he promised.

  • @darknephilim3248
    @darknephilim3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is basically Adachi from Persona 4 but with a lightsaber and force powers.

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Darth Custodius.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The closest I ever got to something like this was in a VTM game, the players had a tendency to kill each other to try and get more and more powerful, my character sat back and didn't even really talk to anyone much, so while they were all backstabbing each other they ignored me, and because of that I gained a lot of power as none of the other players were paying attention to what I was doing.

  • @rexcoleman4213
    @rexcoleman4213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow, That was awesome. Keep the stories coming. I will never look at a janitor the same again

  • @Chirpysemperboy
    @Chirpysemperboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had something similar happen to me in a D&D game. I made a Dwarf Cleric who got relegated to support and was not allowed by the party to do heroic shit. They then had the gal to act surprised when I betrayed them to the BBEG and my Dwarf Cleric became a Dwarf Warlock.

  • @thunderthunderstorms8828
    @thunderthunderstorms8828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You: she attacked me from behind. Jedi: hey are you ok you nobble hey janator are you insane!? Calling the dark side! Are you dumb?!

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lore-accurate jedi

  • @rane932
    @rane932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    >Gabe writes things
    Tell me more you beautiful person

  • @Hailix4240
    @Hailix4240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Great story! I think I might use this as a background character in a campaign later on

  • @williamallan5791
    @williamallan5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Darth Mop

  • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
    @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    my party members treat me similarly, constantly attacking me or insulting me, or stealing and eating my very expensive ritual chalk that I had been trying to get for 3 months to summon a damn eldritch horror (they didn't know I was planning on summoning an eldritch horror, all they knew is I desperately wanted the chalk so it would be funny to take it). I attempted to kill the one who ate the chalk, before he actually went through with it I told him I would if he did it, he did it anyway.
    now I am a paladin, I worship the goddess Ianite, and I had recently been transformed into a half demon half angel by a pair of sentient cursed weapons. my grandmother is a red dragon in human form, my village was next to a friendly flight of white and blue dragons (one of which I witness the hatching of and essentially adopted her as an unofficial pet/younger sister) and I was even taught draconic by my grandmother to be more in tune with my roots. despite looking human I considered myself to be a dragon, and my whole reason for adventuring is to find a suit of armor that will allow me to become a dragon.
    now after all the torment I had gone through we were put into a tournament style scenario by a substitute DM, our normal one wanted to take a break and let one of our players take over. now he knew my love for dragons, I had made this quiet obvious through my characters dialogue over the past 2 years, so what is the first monster we face in the colosseum? a baby white dragon of course, not unlike the ones I played with as a child. I ask the dragon to surrender peacefully and ask my companions not to hurt it, the dragon is unable to leave because a spell was holding it and it's family there and my companions outright refused to spare the dragon, claiming they needed the reward money even though we were in the middle of a quest with a reward great enough to buy an entire kingdom (literally, the DM stated that the payout would be worth more than the entire kingdom we were currently in). so I did the only thing I could do, I stood beside the baby dragon and used my magic to protect it.
    I am a very powerful tank, I can make myself have 60 AC for 3 turns and during those 3 turns any attack directed at a friendly creature within 5 feet of me would instead be deflected towards me, and as a paladin I have tons of healing spells. unfortunately I alone am not enough to stop all the others who managed to kill the dragon. we were teleported back to our waiting room before I had a chance to cast revivify on it and everyone was pissed off that I betrayed the party (both in character and out). I calmly reminded them out of character about everything they had done, the fact that I tried to kill one of our party members who I felt betrayed me, and my immense love of dragons. my character had not ever gone against his well established personality traits and honestly they should have seen it coming.
    the next fight began and the same dragon was back with its mother. apparently the game master in charge of the colosseum (the man responsible for imprisoning them in the first place) had used magic to bring it back from the dead. this time the bard trapped me in a force cage to stop me from interfering. after a bit of trying I managed to break free using misty step (a spell nobody knew I had, myself included. the normal DM slipped it into my character sheet at some point while helping me level up and I only knew about it because I like to check my character from time to time in order to make sure I'm roleplaying him correctly) and I got in between the dragons and used my stronghold spell mentioned earlier. now I have 21 strength, yes 1 more than the max, very stronk, and because they literally couldn't roll high enough to get past my armor even if their irl lives depended on it they decide their only option is to push me out of range so the dragons become vulnerable again. the tiefling barbarian tackles me, but I do not budge an inch (very stronk) but then the 7 foot tall Reinhart looking muther fucker (paladin construct controlled by the normal DM who joined our party because the new DM couldn't control himself and the monsters without being biased. {it's ok though, he was just goku inuyasha clone and barely did any damage, only thing he really did was piss on stuff, good riddance}) decides to help him using a charge attack and pushed me out of range. all the spellcasters nuke the poor dragons with extreme prejudice.
    afterwards the bard bans me from our parties private island pocket dimension, and orders his awakened trees to destroy the alter I made to my goddess (serious dick move) then tried to rape me. I had a ring that protected me from the hypnotic effects of a succubus so I threw the horny bitch off. afterwards the game master teleported into our room to congratulate us on our victory. he tells us that the next battle will be between the last to dragons and the father of the baby. apparently he doesn't have the power to bring them back again so the next time we kill them they're dead forever, he also says it's a shame because white dragons are going extinct so he's having trouble finding more to use in battle. nobody bats an eye at this but I'm freaking out. I demand he let them go and challenge him to a fight saying he should face me himself instead of sending defenseless children into battle. he just waved me off and teleported away. it should be noted the person most excited about killing the baby is the formerly dragonborn bard who is lawful good alignment. he says he wants to kill them because metallic dragons hate chromatic dragons, like seriously? dragon on dragon racism, and he's not even a metallic dragon anymore, he got turned into a succubus and lost all her previous draconic features aside from the spiked tail and wings. the bastard even tried to use mass suggestion to make me hate dragons. now obviously the whole point of my journey was my love of dragons, my family are dragons, I consider myself a dragon. I no longer have any purpose in life, I can no longer love my family, and I see myself as an unholy abomination so I did the only thing a mind controlled paladin would do to an unholy abomination, I pulled out my greatsword and impaled myself on its blade.
    luckily the normal DM is returning next week and he said everything that happened during the other campaign is non canon and none of it actually happened. moral of the story, don't be baby smashing murder hobos and don't use mind control on friends.

    • @ShifterInTheShadows
      @ShifterInTheShadows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't suppose there's a way you can/could've slayed/maimed them in the name of your goddess, is there? Surely their actions go against your teachings in some sort of way that would allow you to smite them in righteous fashion; that dipshit bard was more than happy to defile an altar to your goddess, and I can't imagine she'd be too happy about that. Could certainly make for an interesting new twist in your DM's story, even if you don't actually manage to kill them.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShifterInTheShadows well there is a variety of reasons why I couldn't, every current member of the party are demon kings, I am the king of envy (shit powers, very confusing) and the demon kings are forbidden by an all powerful super god from harming each other until they have ascended (which is really hard to do for everyone except the king of gluttony), I asked the DM to rain holy judgment upon them for desecrating my beautiful shrine I carved with my bare hands, but they ruled that the island was the territory of the god of islands so my goddess of balance had no real authority there. luckily we were unable to finish this shitty questline designed specifically to dick me over and the normal DM has decided to make everything the temporary DM did non canon.

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And yet you stayed with that party...?

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ChobinoftheFunk I've grown attached to the character and my quest is not yet complete.

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah.

  • @SomeKindaSpy
    @SomeKindaSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God this is actually an inspiring story. I LOVE this.

  • @jayhawktd6240
    @jayhawktd6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What i don't understand is why would the party try and stop the sith from attacking the emperor when they could wait it out and attack whoever wins when they are weakest.

    • @spookyscarysteve
      @spookyscarysteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because they have to be ‘Heros’ and ‘stop the BBEG before he can get power’

    • @Pyruswatcher
      @Pyruswatcher ปีที่แล้ว

      Or more likely because they thought that's what a Sith would do

  • @morromenos1016
    @morromenos1016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1. This is what Jedi do. The players and GM were great in that aspect!
    2. I LOVE this. Totally want to play a character like this at some point!

  • @Glandorray
    @Glandorray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And this is why the Jedi philosophy of the old order is flawed irredeemably~

  • @ericczaja5010
    @ericczaja5010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Anyone else imagine the janitor as Buster from Arrested Development?

  • @dontmindme1681
    @dontmindme1681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You magnificent bastard, I'LL READ YOUR BOOK!

  • @hamer5171
    @hamer5171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved that shit and that was by far some of the best amateur storytelling I’ve heard and I get it was d&d and all but god damn that twist and the fact there were the details included and it isn’t just thrown out there out of the blue that was awesome

  • @groffenator
    @groffenator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Waitaminit... Isn't this just the story of Darth Bane with a mop?

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder how that next campaign went...
    "The party chose not to fight him"...

  • @DarkLordAzagthoth
    @DarkLordAzagthoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good to have the GM's support to take revenge.

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The year and a half quote reminds me of that one time in The Punisher when the crazy guy wanted his applesauce back.

  • @EvilAgony1
    @EvilAgony1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude you have some of the sickest story telling. Im making a playlist of my favorite stories, really good shit. Hope you get big like the other story tellers!

  • @hfict3082
    @hfict3082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How do you not have more subs? This shit is so amazing oh my god.

  • @happyheavy3685
    @happyheavy3685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think he looks like Futurama janitor lol

  • @Storyteller2093
    @Storyteller2093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dal the Sith Janitor Wrecks the Jedi 😂😈

  • @wels234
    @wels234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Also you where trying to get her to stop and she wasn't listening.

  • @lonelywanderer1114
    @lonelywanderer1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I was willing to be reasonable until I had too be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable thing's"- Marvin H.

  • @StrudelKitty5527
    @StrudelKitty5527 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It makes me happy that the party checks in with him out of game to make sure it is all okay.

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    So clearly you and the DM are kind of a That Guy duo massively amusing yourselves at the expense of the group's fun.
    However
    It DOES make for a fantastic story and goshdarnit I do love a good betrayal story. I would describe this as the *perfect* betrayal story. Well done.

    • @TheTaleForge
      @TheTaleForge  7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hahah, I wish I could take credit, but I'm just the narrator. This is
      one of the classic stories, like Old Man Henderson and The Ballad of
      Edgardo.

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The link I found on a site described this as "narrated by myself" which for some reason I assumed also meant you wrote/experienced it, which admittedly is a huge leap of logic on my part. Nevertheless thank you for making these because I love RPG stories but my impaired eyesight makes extensive reading difficult, you read these well.

    • @TheTaleForge
      @TheTaleForge  7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That'd be because I'm the one who posts these over on Reddit when I upload them. And thanks! I do my best at trying to make these sound half decent.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MrCompassionate01 I imagine the group didn't stay mad because good fucking LORD that betrayal was MASTERFUL!

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A Year and a half!
      I don't consider it a That guy as this work within star wars very well.

  • @FrozenHawkHunter
    @FrozenHawkHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was EPIC. I got stuck DMing a very home brew D&D game. I'm also a player. We are all chaotic neutral. The problem is only myself and one other have ever played before. I'm. planing on either killing all of them or making them into my minions. My guy got taken over by a dark elder god. Who finds himself in a new world and rather then just smash he is trying to learn about how it works. Only one other player is kind of in on it. It should be fun I'm planing on killing at least 1 of them off soon. I'm new to being a DM and haven't played for at least 20 years so I'm kind of just winging it.

  • @wickedgrimm3270
    @wickedgrimm3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Darth Janitus The Patient

  • @pennhooven8844
    @pennhooven8844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh gosh! I loved this one a lot! This was a good one.

  • @andrewharding5173
    @andrewharding5173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    lol i didnt know these were green text stories

  • @crazybeatrice4555
    @crazybeatrice4555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Atleast they cared whether they were having fun or not.

  • @YosterTheDragon7205
    @YosterTheDragon7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least the guy kept 1 friend in the dungeon master

  • @mbalazs3544
    @mbalazs3544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think letting you take the generator job, and being how they ware asked for this :D sad that no one in the party but the GM understand it.

  • @jsrisonline2226
    @jsrisonline2226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You, my good sir. Have just won the game.

  • @p.t.557
    @p.t.557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are a really good story teller!

  • @theautisticartist9370
    @theautisticartist9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOUR VOICE IS PERFECT FOR EVERYTHING

  • @brendanmahns4493
    @brendanmahns4493 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You will be my apprentice, Dale, but you shall rise with a new name. I shall call you Darth...Shackleford

  • @tripple-a6031
    @tripple-a6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Epic ending, how can the other players be pissed about it?

  • @karmite
    @karmite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    OMG this is me I need to play this I am The Sith Janitor

  • @ComedicalBystander
    @ComedicalBystander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope the new sith lord in the following campaign was like actually the janitor himself

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That does seem to be the implication

  • @travishutson9012
    @travishutson9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is an amazing into to your Chanel. I love this video

  • @yubasheehan8552
    @yubasheehan8552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your confuse a sith with a dark jedi

  • @BlazeDoesSomething
    @BlazeDoesSomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorites

  • @GreenStuffConsumer
    @GreenStuffConsumer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BEST SITH BACKSTORY

  • @jimfreeman6010
    @jimfreeman6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A year and a half" is suck a good speech.

  • @Leostar-Regalius
    @Leostar-Regalius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    most of the stories on this channel need to be animated, I'd love to have dingo,jocat or the guy who does animated spell book animate them, also anyone else think of dale gribble's voice evey time the janitor talks

  • @tsunamio7750
    @tsunamio7750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You sound a lot like a puppet guy I know... but it's most likely just a wrong idea...

  • @humanguyalsoperson7987
    @humanguyalsoperson7987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the best short story ever

  • @wagesofsinn3881
    @wagesofsinn3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can the players not know that all of this is going on. Aren't they all sitting at the same table as you? Even if you were keeping that secret they'd notice you constantly passing notes and whispering to the GM all the time.

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Send them via text or messages.

  • @elixxon
    @elixxon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know... I think it ALL would have been avoided if they asked him about having fun IN CHARACTER, rather than outside of the game.

  • @GreyTalus
    @GreyTalus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I kinda want to see this janitors character sheet

  • @Sircreepington9th
    @Sircreepington9th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd love to play something similar to this if the situation calls for it.

  • @evanb1470
    @evanb1470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish i had you in the Drow campaign

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Monologue-off. :D

  • @hippopilot6750
    @hippopilot6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This isn't a story the jedi would tell you...

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Puts the mental image of Dale Gribble as a Dark Lord of the Sith (Darth Gribble?) in my head.