Discover the glitch that made one mob near-invincible, which creature looks best after a lightning blast, and the ‘not hostile’ monster that broke our computer’s heart.
@@vomitmeflies I feel it's more like "oh, you...? Well, I didn't wanna have to do this, but if you really want it..." They mean well! They're just stupid!
@@kene3988 me: **hits myself with a arrow** my 3 year old wolf: oma wa mou shindeiru. me: NANI?!?!? wolf: *proceeds to stare at me while my body explodes from the inside*
@Shaikh Mustafa Salman Idk, having new ores used for even more powerful tools than diamond, new crafting recipes, and new naturally generated structures underneath the ground to make the usually tedious task of mining more enjoyable and making the core concept of the game better versus creepers exploding differently or updating the already-updated end, I think it’s a clear answer which one I’d choose.
@Shaikh Mustafa Salman Because we’ve been asking for it for a long time and Mojang has refused to acknowledge it(probably for technical issues or reasons unknown). Until a recent top 10 list, they haven’t recognized it so we’ve been teasing Mojang about it.
Mojang, i beg you, make this outro into actual intro in every edition in minecraft, please, it's amasing. Oh, also, 10 Things you prorably didn't know about enderman.
I was in my base, sorting items once, and one of my parrots made a husk noise. Subtitles managed to catch it as an _Enderdragon roar_ of all things, so thanks parrots for giving me a heart attack.
@Gamey Firebro That's fair. I just want them for pets, builds, and making a possible deep sea biome. It would be hard to see and have bioluminescent squids.
What we know so far about the Computer: It was given sentience from being struck by lightning Has a name Hates existing, recommends that you never be a computer for all eternity Knows of the Great Squid Uprising being planned by the squids Dated an Enderman Got locked in a closet and forgotten Jens got them malware as a present Feel free to add any other information you picked up. Old comment: IT'S COMPUTER EDIT: Someone call Sky, the squids are to rise up
Whenever i see the in game Tips from the world generation loading screen in Minecraft bedrock, i always read it with the Bot's voice lol. "Don't kill dolphins you monster!"
@Aamn#2 minecraft has many different departments this video is most likely from the marketing department who have been known to make many mistakes about the game because they didn't make the game
Zyb VX Oh are they going to sue everyone who started commenting revenge now they won’t sue Minecraft Minecraft is A very popular game some even call the most popular game You can’t sue a company just for using words it’s kind of like if you own a specific letter in the alphabet and every time someone use that letter they would have to pay you 10$
The outro of this video at the end should be the main menu of the Minecraft title screen. It would be cool to make that happen. Time between ( 6:26 - 6:40 )
2:30 Jens: Surprise old Family Computer. Computer: Yay what’s the occasion. Jens: Christmas… so I got you this. Malware: Hi. Slime exist. People who haven’t read the Minecraft handbook: ONE AT TIME! Okay but really Jens why are they semi hostile.🤨
Janie Jen (the eldest daughter) [watching from a distance]: *walks in with her new computer* hey old friend I got you something Old Computer: I hope it not another virus Janie: No it's a friend that can help you out 😉 Antivirus: Hey there! don't worry about the virus I'll take care of it because that's what I was made to do. Old Computer: Awww, you're soo nice Janie. thank you! Antivirus: Hey, I'm just doing my job =D
Hello. I'm a minecraft player living in Japan.I'm creating a city that is creative and has a castle. An example of a building are houses and apartment houses and buildings Zoos and aquariums and museums and amusement parks and parks and city hall and Earth Defense army and stations and courts and banks maintained and hotels and hospitals and fire departments and schools and broadcasters and Weather stations and Churches and shopping malls and supermarkets shopping malls and departments stores and farms and factors and power plant and ports and ships and Also I made snow city and desert city and sky city and Ocean floor city. I live happily with villagers and animals. Thank you for making such a game.
“If a witch offers you three magic beans in exchange for your body being trapped in a computer for all eternity, I strongly recommend you turn her down.” I believe we’ve discovered the computer’s origin story. Wait, that’s just GLaDOS.
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*squids are very quiet*
Me : *hears them dying every second because they get out of water*
I feel like they messed up the ai in 1.14 and they get out of the water really often now
They keep spawning in my underground waterfalls.
Ikr I see a squid die in the same place everytime I look over there
@@min432g put some hoppers there. Now you have infinite ink.
@@bobisnotaperson That's a good idea, I'll be sure to put that in my world
Nobody:
Mojang: “I GOT STOOD UP BY AN ENDERMAN!”
you have a stack of likes
No, their computer person did. GET IT RIGHT INTERNET!
Actually she didn’t get stood up, he just dodged the bill
was gonna like but you were on 666
Sry for that no USB port :(
"WHAT IF WE LET ONE OF THE ANIMALS USE WEAPONS TO BALANCE IT OUT?"
And thus, the fox was created.
Piglins.
@@ricanchildA113 _time to get the fox warriors_
RicanchildA113 Someone they aren’t animals
Minecraft Madison They’re pigs.
RicanchildA113 Someone no there Piglins
This series is a gem, Mojang is so self aware and it’s amazing
Kamil I’m sad it’s gone ☹️
Yes
must be because they're the ones who created the game duh
ZA WARUDOOOO
@@ahaha272 Marilla*
Me : *_*Hits myself with an arrow*_*
My tamed wolf : So you have chosen *death.*
Me: **Accidentaly hits myself with an arrow**
My 2 year old tamed dog: i've never met this man in my life!
@@vomitmeflies I feel it's more like "oh, you...? Well, I didn't wanna have to do this, but if you really want it..."
They mean well! They're just stupid!
no jojo requiem refrence in here ? oh ok i'll go then
@@kene3988 me: **hits myself with a arrow**
my 3 year old wolf: oma wa mou shindeiru.
me: NANI?!?!?
wolf: *proceeds to stare at me while my body explodes from the inside*
@@kene3988 killer queen has already touched your comment
"The squid uprising is in motion soon the world will be in our tendrils"
*_*kills every single squid in my map*_*
I have seen so much squids kill themselves so you don't have to kill them
Then suddenly more squid instantly begin spawning.
AAAAAHHHHH!
Then those new ones beach themselves. Nvm.
First the dolphins, now us? Oh no! (DanTDM ref for the normies)
Reminder me of skydoesminecraft
_sky had a reason to be scared, and we had no idea_
This computer is losing 10% sanity every month I'm telling
@@trolley7657 makes sense
oooo perfect chance to say it
CREEPER, AW MAN
@Shaikh Mustafa Salman Idk, having new ores used for even more powerful tools than diamond, new crafting recipes, and new naturally generated structures underneath the ground to make the usually tedious task of mining more enjoyable and making the core concept of the game better versus creepers exploding differently or updating the already-updated end, I think it’s a clear answer which one I’d choose.
@Shaikh Mustafa Salman Because we’ve been asking for it for a long time and Mojang has refused to acknowledge it(probably for technical issues or reasons unknown). Until a recent top 10 list, they haven’t recognized it so we’ve been teasing Mojang about it.
@Shaikh Mustafa Salman Right. I personally don’t mind waiting too long but at this point, Mojang is just teasing us.
6:32 why is there a torch next to the diamond. that means someone's been there but hasn't taken the diamond, wtf.
Someone's been there with a wooden pickaxe.
@@DutchZeringer but he has litten up the whole cave, including iron
@@jonathansurujon6283 he's waiting to get fortune III duh
@@truhce2362 he didn't mine around the diamond to see if its worth waiting or just 1 diamond xD
@@jonathansurujon6283 No matter the vein it would still be worth waiting
Those foxes crawling like spiders whilst having diamonds covering their body is actually terrifying
(cave sounds play)
*Please insert disc 13
*So we out in the mine*
Aww man
Im stupid but creeper
"If that isn't hostile behaviour, I don't know what is,"
That's my favourite quote so far.
stalking is hostile behavior.
agreed
“What’s the most disappointing present you’ve ever gotten?”
*Phantoms.*
Ah yes, another super annoying flying creature in minecraft. Totally wanted that.
Tricky Gamer That was literally the first flying aggressive mob.
@@diousthomas8878 ehh you forgot about the dragon, wither boss, blaze and ghast.
@@trickygamer555 Sure but those aren't the same since you have to choose to go to them. Besides, I like how the phantoms affect the game.
Listen, it's our fault that we got them.
Also I don't really mind them because they are a cooler reason to sleep.
The squid uprising would be a pretty cool april fools joke
That's what I thought!
Nah it needs to be its own game.
they should create a squids uprising in the next april fools update
"Wanna get married?"
"Wanna have 5 beautiful children?"
"Wanna name them all Jeff?"
I absolutely love these videos
4:17
4:18
4:19
4:20
@@randomname5052 aham 4:20 is better 👌
I edited it
And also i wont like the comment bc
Than i wouldn't have 123 likes.
My name Jeff
6:23 👀
Ph1lza do you like poop?
That would be cool
Hmmmm?
"The alleged squid uprising"
Woomy
Hey the ending animation is awesome can we have that I stead of a white screen with “MOJANG” on it when we load up the game?
Yeah it should be the startup animation !
the loading bar (for pocket edition or perhaps all platforms) could be i dunno maybe like zombies chasing steves or something
Damn yeah
Nope, now you get a bright red screen with white text.
Heh the loading screen is meant to be made so all the assets in Minecraft are working properly without those expect placeholders.
If Minecraft won't be in YT Rewind, we will send our diamond foxes to raid them
It was in 2012's or 2013's
@@CrispyShroom ooh
it will be. its popular trend
We will send diamond sharpness 5 fire aspect 2 unbreaking 3 sword
FOR BENGT!
I love how self aware mojang is in this series
exactly
Ikr
SEGA is another one
I mean, have you ever seen a company using and encouraging the memes about their own products?
Oh wait... Flex Tape
@@thaiangquoc9505 and mojang does it so well.
Nobody:
The Computer's DM's: Wanna have five beautiful children?, Wanna name them all jeff?
Godamm if were the enderman i´d probably say yes
THE SQUID UPRISING
Sky:I WAS RIGHT!!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Mojang, i beg you, make this outro into actual intro in every edition in minecraft, please, it's amasing.
Oh, also, 10 Things you prorably didn't know about enderman.
It'll help Game Theory
suggest it in the minecraft feedback website, then something can actually happen
That you can't skip
@@zokaper801 *Game Satanic Script
@@zokaper801 **brutally murders her until there is nothing left behind anymore**
Lemme guess. We don't get a Minecraft update, but a squid bossfight update
no, BEES ya like jazz?
@@CoolVictor2002 I'm lucky cuz I use Android ,not pc! And I also am not using the version for bees!
Sheesshhh
1.15 Squid Overtake the World Update
@@hayleycakes3435 the last update
Butcher : my dream was to be a dancer
Me: Oh so that's why you're always on my bed.
😳
😳
😳
😳
😰😰😰
I was in my base, sorting items once, and one of my parrots made a husk noise.
Subtitles managed to catch it as an _Enderdragon roar_ of all things, so thanks parrots for giving me a heart attack.
XD
instead of raiding area 51 we have to raid this place to save her
EDIT: thank you so much for all of the likes ?? bless y'all !!
What if she is at area 51?
@@gerardoargueta1400 What if she's area 51?
@@Kurai0 what if area 51 is area 64
CONSPIRACY THEORY!,
*I'M WITH YOU!!!*
I love these videos :D
I love u
I love you both
Ahw :3
@Z Films love u more
Anyone know the voice of the computer? Also I love you.
"Pigs are THE OLDEST MOB IN MINECRAFT"
Humans: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
A glitch with TH-cam caused me to post the same comment twice, oops.
Same
Same
Yeah i've been through that before
Yeah i've been through that before
Who got sent here after the Minecraft.net article on the new Mob Vote.
ALL HAIL THE GLOW SQUID UPRISING!!!!!!
YES
I was expecting Splatoon tbh
slucarios I was expecting some sort of news article about real life squids overpopulating the seas or something.
Yeah
@Gamey Firebro That's fair. I just want them for pets, builds, and making a possible deep sea biome. It would be hard to see and have bioluminescent squids.
This isn't your average shitpost,
This is
*ADVANCED SHITPOSTING*
@Nangs But war, war never changes.
i love how the official minecraft youtube channel is just shitposting.
please dont stop!
They had us in first half not gonna lie
@@andrew_7_155 why WOULD you lie?
agreed
I'm glad I wasn't lost. I was like wtf am I watching?
They had us in the second half, not gonna lie
Enderman: Why do I hear boss music?
*Me shoots myself with a bow*
Dog: Peace was never an option.
glitch
@@minecraftify95 joke
When you’re such a Minecraft veteran nothing surprises you anymore.
Oh my bad sir I did not mean to even look at this comment you are clearly above all human life, I will be leaving
I can relate
oh you are Pewdiepie fan too? if you aren't Pewdiepie fan, you aren't minecraft veteran
@@ribljikeksic just because somebody doesnt watch pewdiepie doesnt mean they arnt a mc veteran.
Riblji Keksic i was 6-7 when this game came out, now its been like 10 years and im a proud veteran 9 year old
Please make the outro of this video the starting animation of Minecraft. It's so cool.
Why does this just have a few likes
You should go to their feedback website cause I doubt they look at these comments
Yes
@@joelgonzalez7806 many people have already said that
@@nachoferrari240 it deserves to be made into the intro
Who else was sent here from Glow Squid article on Minecraft live 2020?
Yeah...
JOIN THE UPRISING
@666 The Demon moobloom gang
SQUID UPRISING
Sky was right, we should never have trusted the squids
Squist
Wait, villagers aren't passive.
I still here their demonic chants...
*"Herh"*
and then they summon their godforsaken villager golem every 20* population, to protect their rituals
I LIVE WITH VILLAGERS!
Well @@miroslavmolnar2020... you had a good run.
@@slayz13razor *_SHUT UP._*
That’s why I keep my villagers walled up in pens. With all my cats and wolves guarding them. Unless they want to trade I want nothing to do with them.
Horse get strike by lightning and became skeleton horse
Minecraft: awwwww cute
the computer is insane
2:26 and that my friends, is how foxes were made
The squid uprising is a serious problem being really concerning since now we know they learnt to glow
What’s next they will spawn TNT
Butcher : My real dream was to be a dancer.
im dead
Im neutral But not if u hurt MINECRAFT
I agree
Same
Lol
hurts minecraft by saying terraria*
I’m not joking, nearly all my friends say get offended when I even say anything related to terraria
Fake
I like how the video outro is better than the minecraft loading screen
*glowsquid time*
I'm back, do you still want me to bring you to the swamp?
Awww mannnnnn
No. But Shrek wants to.
*AWWWWW MANNNNNNN*
Just a guy I was shrek but my profile
What business have you etend why don't you answear her mail
Have a great day everyone! Minecon is coming soon 😬🙏
Stealth IM EXCITED FOR MINECON 2019
@@ender4032 yes they are they have verified symbol
Oh god here we go again
Stealth huge fan of your work
Hi stealth!
4:40 you have no idea how scared I was when my parrot decided that imitating the Wither out of nowhere was a great idea
My imitated the ender dragon
They are right the squids will envade the earth they added glow squids on mob vote this year.
These are the funniest and most creative “10 things” videos ever!
Don't worry, there are plenty of Endermen in the End. (Not that any will date you but that doesn't matter does it?)
3:25 i remember this bug lol. I used to tame a lot of dogs and then shoot myself lol.
Minecraft: releases a new episode
Me: *ALRIGHT! TIME TO GET SOME POPCORN AND WATCH!*
What we know so far about the Computer:
It was given sentience from being struck by lightning
Has a name
Hates existing, recommends that you never be a computer for all eternity
Knows of the Great Squid Uprising being planned by the squids
Dated an Enderman
Got locked in a closet and forgotten
Jens got them malware as a present
Feel free to add any other information you picked up.
Old comment: IT'S COMPUTER
EDIT: Someone call Sky, the squids are to rise up
Minecraft Ps4 edition is like Mojang’s least favorite child
Fax
I need a pc
doubts in minecraft ps3, wiiu and such
PS3 and Xbox360
@Alexander Nikoniuk I thought Sony started rolling out cross platform play.
Wow, [OLD MODEM SOUND] is quite a depressing computer.
That computer "accidently" leaked their name on one of their videos: "Marilla"
@@craftyfish0 [OLD MODEM SOUND]'s a better name
Whenever i see the in game Tips from the world generation loading screen in Minecraft bedrock, i always read it with the Bot's voice lol.
"Don't kill dolphins you monster!"
Enderman:
$@!?#*:
*Wanna get married?* *Wanna have 5 beautiful children?*
*Wanna name them all Jeff?*
Jeb
Jen
Jeff
Jake
Joe
One’s green, one’s dead, They’ll hit you in the head! hostile mobs! hostile mobs!
Minecraft veterans will remember...
what parody is that?
Maggie Ent back in 2012 there was a guy who had a series that told about crafting recipes and mobs, and he had an opening for a video that had that
wtf how do I still remember that haha
ScienceRedstoneGaming 😂😂😂 I saw it in my TH-cam recommendation the other day
I remember being annoyed because two of the mobs at the time were dead and I didn't know whether he was excluding the zombie or the skeleton.
I was more surprised by that Skyrim arrow in the knee reference
What we expect to find in Area 51: aliens
What we actually find : this computer
imagine an incel find the computer.
With the new shapshot that includes the bees would you add a beekeeper villager in 1.15 or not
IT will be cool if you add it😂 ALSO I love thee vids
I like how mojang is aware of glitches and bugs and openly talks about them
a glitch created the creeper, after all
1:56 I remember the old cow sound! And I can confirm that I did sounded like a kazoo
I remember the days when if we wanted to make a a zoo, he had chickens, pigs, cows, and sheep.
Just got the notification as soon as I was about the exit TH-cam
arrow: *lands on players knee*
wolves: get that arrow boys! it has hurt our master!
player: Oh Jason murphy!
they'll only make it worse trying to pull it out with their teeth!
Me: Hits self with arrow
Dog: *hesitantly* Good soldiers follow orders...
Squids: "The Squid uprising is in motion, soon the world will be in our tendrils"
Guardians with Laser Beams: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Who here thinks the squid will turn into inklings from the squid uprising?
they certainly can't use the squid from the mob votes because they said they wouldn't use the other ones
@@maggieent3215 they'd better add in the other ones.
3:14 ‘Took an arrow to the knee’
Lol! Minecraft is still making jokes
I love how they're so self aware in these videos
Nobody:
The number counter:
*_one_*
Some needs to call the MBI on those squids. Seriously this a problem.
4:17 - “It’s-A-Me!” Mario?
I think there is an actually lore to this computer character.
make a deep dive video with the lore of the computer character
The fact that this was made and posted on the official Minecraft YT channel feels nice!
I would joke about my own game too...
6:39
*Looks to the right*
*Realizes that the furnace has a crafting table side aswell*
ILLUSION 100
Rescuteax yea but it’s hard to unsee the illusion
@@rescuteax same
@@rescuteax it isnt
What illusion
You guys forgot to add in the "When Pigs Fly" Achievement back when it got replaced with advancements.
I dont even think whoever made this video even knew it was removed
and "The Lie" Achievement
@Aamn#2 minecraft has many different departments this video is most likely from the marketing department who have been known to make many mistakes about the game because they didn't make the game
I.e. elytras with chest plates in posters or even bluestone in the 1.14 trailer
Muddy dare you to eat urself
Now a squid uprising sounds cool. Wow 1 year ago I was really different
Why don’t we make a creeper aw man achievement, instead?
Aamn#2 allso sparkles and tryhardninja definetely wont sue the company that basicaly made thier carreers
Yeah for when you get a charged creeper
Zyb VX captainsparklez wouldn’t do that
Zyb VX Oh are they going to sue everyone who started commenting revenge now they won’t sue Minecraft Minecraft is A very popular game some even call the most popular game You can’t sue a company just for using words it’s kind of like if you own a specific letter in the alphabet and every time someone use that letter they would have to pay you 10$
is this intro made by game theory? :o jkjk
*_:O_*
*unless*
Coincidence? I think. Nut.
*_NO._*
*Game Satanic Script
The outro of this video at the end should be the main menu of the Minecraft title screen. It would be cool to make that happen. Time between ( 6:26 - 6:40 )
I agree, I feel like it wouldn't be too difficult to mod in to play after the game is done loading.
sup may
Only in bedrock, in java it would be very laggy
HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS MASTERPEICE OF A SERIES
*”what kind of mob is an enderman”*
Me: Uh.
Here are 10 things you "Used" To know before you grew up and left your minecraft friends behind
/Time reset 2012
Command not found type "help" for more commands
I want to see the Squid Uprising in 1.15, anyone else? 🤣
Yes please yes
I bet that that is the 2020's april 1st prank
@@DobroPitanje That would actually be awesome
@@nephit_ it would
"what if we let the animals use weapons to balance it out?" I am deceased
For all Jeffs out there, this computer loves you.
P. S. If you and her went for a nice meal, don't teleport when the bill come.
"Pigs are THE OLDEST MOB IN MINECRAFT"
indeed they were created in survival test which was super old
6:26 I want this as Minecraft's startup intro
In next video,please upload :who is herobrine!
@gembor gamer Mona they didn’t create the entity it was the fan base
my god... skydoesminecraft knew about the squid uprising all along
Petition to make this outro the Minecraft startup screen⬇️
“Wanna try that new sandwich place?”
Goes from that to “Wanna get married,” and “Wanna have five beautiful children, and name them all Jeffrey.”
2:30
Jens: Surprise old Family Computer.
Computer: Yay what’s the occasion.
Jens: Christmas… so I got you this.
Malware: Hi.
Slime exist.
People who haven’t read the Minecraft handbook: ONE AT TIME!
Okay but really Jens why are they semi hostile.🤨
Janie Jen (the eldest daughter) [watching from a distance]: *walks in with her new computer* hey old friend I got you something
Old Computer: I hope it not another virus
Janie: No it's a friend that can help you out 😉
Antivirus: Hey there! don't worry about the virus I'll take care of it because that's what I was made to do.
Old Computer: Awww, you're soo nice Janie. thank you!
Antivirus: Hey, I'm just doing my job =D
Give wolves the ability to use diamond swords and then hit yourself with an arrow.
THE SKY ARMY MUST REUNITE FOR THE SQUID UPRISING! SAVE THE BUDDDEERRRR!
I was waiting for this battle cry to come out 😤
Hello. I'm a minecraft player living in Japan.I'm creating a city that is creative and has a castle. An example of a building are houses and apartment houses and buildings Zoos and aquariums and museums and amusement parks and parks and city hall and Earth Defense army and stations and courts and banks maintained and hotels and hospitals and fire departments and schools and broadcasters and Weather stations and Churches and shopping malls and supermarkets shopping malls and departments stores and farms and factors and power plant and ports and ships and Also I made snow city and desert city and sky city and Ocean floor city. I live happily with villagers and animals. Thank you for making such a game.
In your dreams
Rabbi Talukdar
I think what he is saying is true. Because Minecraft has a high degree of freedom and can build a lot of architecture.
That's great and here I dont have creativity to build a decent house lol
“If a witch offers you three magic beans in exchange for your body being trapped in a computer for all eternity, I strongly recommend you turn her down.”
I believe we’ve discovered the computer’s origin story. Wait, that’s just GLaDOS.
Looking for this comment for quite a while…
Fisherman:I Catch fish
Librarian : I catch librarians
2:05 LMAO