human: "let's help the salmon so they have a better chance surviving the breeding season" salmon: "I TRANSCENDED THROUGH THE TUNNEL OF SPACE AND TIME!!!"
@@lolnamelollastname9788 it won't let me paste Facebook links in the comments. In case the reply doesn't go through, the page "Nerds with Vaginas" posted it in August of 2019. The video has the caption "volume up. Also what the fuck"
You know how you know the salmon cannon is powerful? This video is being shared by the Department of ENERGY. It's so powerful it got on THEIR radar. Just kidding. I know it's probably because the dams are used for hydroelectric power.
Oh my god. I was playing Rebel Inc. Escalation and got the random event in Azure Dam where people are worried about the fish migration routes through the dam, and one of the solutions was "fish cannon". I didn't think it was a real thing. A bit less dramatic than I had envisioned, but I can't believe they're a real thing... that's hilarious.
Gotta admit, I never thought something like this would exist if it wasn't for Stuart Gibb's FunJungle book "Lion Down", which mentioned this in the acknowledgments.
are they being pump or suck in? is confusing, nowhere else explain how this works, is there water in the tube? then how they kept the water mid air like going up tall place?
that tube is going to remove the fish's protective slim coating during its joy ride .... they are gonna die before they get to their spawning grounds...
As someone who gets most of his power from the Columbia River, I would much rather have a dam with fish ladders or fish cannons then using fossil fuels. Do the methods still have room to improve survivability for Salmon? Certainly!
If left to it, they would all be sucked in backwards as they are trying to get away from it. This would then damage fins and scales (more than it probably already does).
human: "let's help the salmon so they have a better chance surviving the breeding season"
salmon: "I TRANSCENDED THROUGH THE TUNNEL OF SPACE AND TIME!!!"
bears: YO WTF!
I mean it must literally look like some sort of portal from their perspective
Can't wait for the bears to figure this out.
right now they are just being *r/whooshh* ed
If they wait in front it’s like being at a hibachi restaurant to catch food in your mouth
To be honest I’m a little disappointed. I expected them to literally shoot the fish over the dam.
Unenthusiastic Person ha!ha!ha! That's funny I thought the same thing.😅
Unenthusiastic Person shoot
exactly how I pictured it lmao
Same lol
Straight up mw2 grenade launcher them across
FISH IN A TUBE
FISH IN A TUBE
no one :
The fish: LIFE IS A HIGHWAY AND I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG
amanda moreno The fish*
@@Vincent_A. ur right srry
Best comment by far
when in doubt, blast a trout
Without context, this sounds much different
fish in a tube
This. This needs to be their company motto.
@@aarepelaa1142 Like fire in the hole, but instead fish in the hole.
Anxiety
what if you’re not good enough
Depression
everyone hates you
Fish
in tube b right there
saw dah meme
Can we get a fully automatic one now? I wanna see one that shoots 30 Salmon per second
I don't know if civilians are allowed to have one that holds more than 10 fish in Washington State.
Wouldn't it be nice, if the salmons yell "WEEEEE!!" while sliding through the tube?
There's a version of this video with Super Mario 64 sound effects on Facebook.
They do brah!
We'll never know but I'd like to think they do! I love Salmon!
@@robpowell8802 Do you know where it is? Desperate to find this now I know it exists
@@lolnamelollastname9788 it won't let me paste Facebook links in the comments. In case the reply doesn't go through, the page "Nerds with Vaginas" posted it in August of 2019. The video has the caption "volume up. Also what the fuck"
I wonder whether this will mean salmon evolve to be smooth and whooshy over time.
Salmon: what is this hole???
Salmon:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Salmon: wth, I'm alive!
My thoughts exactly
LOL
The music pairs very nicely with the footage.
Amusingly, the dam pictured at 0:19 through 0:22 is San Vicente Dam in San Diego County, CA, which is not in a salmon-spawning area.
nerd. (jk thanks for the info)
LOL a salmon waterslide...best part of my day!
Imagine if it was a salmon trebuchet instead
If the salmon had to listen to the music accompanying this video, they'd jump over the dam all by themselves...
*did you mean: fish roller coaster?*
*did you mean : fish coaster?*
fish in a tube
Wonderfull! I'd like to ride it (suitably enlarged) myself!
You know how you know the salmon cannon is powerful? This video is being shared by the Department of ENERGY. It's so powerful it got on THEIR radar.
Just kidding. I know it's probably because the dams are used for hydroelectric power.
I should be studying for midterms but I find myself watching this.
0:26 “GET READY MEN!!!”
Ahahaha
fish said: "YOOO"
PURPLIE fishpog
This would be great set up on my property for sending me beer from my fridge!!
When I first heard about this I thought they shot them through the tube like it was a t-shirt cannon
They should've played this video with the Futurama theme
thanks mcelroys
had to rewatch it for the mcelroys
Oh my god. I was playing Rebel Inc. Escalation and got the random event in Azure Dam where people are worried about the fish migration routes through the dam, and one of the solutions was "fish cannon". I didn't think it was a real thing. A bit less dramatic than I had envisioned, but I can't believe they're a real thing... that's hilarious.
salmon cannon sounds like a good idea to protect fish.
Giant flesh light
Please don't use it as a fleshlight
*Fishlight 😂
Grazie barbascura x♥️
It's like that old Barclays advert but with fish
🎵 Just let your glub flow 🎵
Gotta admit, I never thought something like this would exist if it wasn't for Stuart Gibb's FunJungle book "Lion Down", which mentioned this in the acknowledgments.
This is when you learned that fish love water parks
I was wondering if you could find an even worse musical accompaniment, and see if technology exists yet to play it even louder.
i love how all the comments are either boomers, indecipherable nonsense, or memes
This is awesome.
Salve a tutta la ciurma 🏴☠️
questo porta il "preparate i cannoni" a tutt'altro livello :D
Well Done!!!
This literally popped up in my recommendations after watching the salmon cannon
thinking about phish tube rn
“ENEMY ARTILLERY STRIKE INBOUND”
Wow how cool is this fantastic idea?
When Fish have more fun then you
Griffin brought me here
Same. 😂
HEYHEY!
I just imagine it either being like an alien upduction or a new ride all the fish will want to do. Lol.
And today on "What would youtube put on my recommendation page?" we have...this
What if chubby one stuck on tube??????????????
Herring
But.... with this speed, does the fish are hurt ?
Probably a bit surprised but judging from the fact they keep swimming probably not hurt
fussy
Top Text: Fish in da tube
Bottom Text: Fish in da tube
Bank teller: do you need a pen?
Man: No thanks, a salmon will do.
Until the fish are shot over the dam, in a big, howitzer-like arc, I'm not going to be impressed with this.
*After firing the fish
"WE DIDN'T PENETRATE THEIR ARMOR"
I think they have something like this at West Edmonton Mall.
More like a... "Speedy Salmon Super Slide!!!" YYYIIIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEE!!!
The bear waiting at the other end. Isn't this a nice fish buffet?
Hey uh, how does one get a job doing this? Asking for a friend.
Clearly looks like those tubes in futurama, but for fishes
One sick fish through that tube = a lot of sick fish coming through after it.
Holy salmon Batman!
**insert robot rock and subtitle saying fish in a tube**
raise your hand if you're here from MBMBAM
HEYHEY!
are they being pump or suck in? is confusing, nowhere else explain how this works, is there water in the tube? then how they kept the water mid air like going up tall place?
That's really cool
Send it!
Why did this become a meme 😂
What in tarnation
BETTER than Disney world!!
INCOMING ENEMY ARTILLERY
what if we kissed on the fish tube?
can we????
No fair, fish got a hyperloop already
that tube is going to remove the fish's protective slim coating during its joy ride .... they are gonna die before they get to their spawning grounds...
It just birthed a fish. That explains the smell.
The fish in a tube ir r/wooshing over everyones head
The innovator
They used parachutes for beavers, I'd expect nothing less
Bad and naughty children get put in the Salmon Cannon
Enemy: something is fishy
As someone who gets most of his power from the Columbia River, I would much rather have a dam with fish ladders or fish cannons then using fossil fuels.
Do the methods still have room to improve survivability for Salmon? Certainly!
It seems kind of inefficient to have to manually insert each fish into the tube...
How else would you transport the correct specie of fish?
Walt F. I think they have a section that they swim to that sucks them in
Linus Cleveland if this was the case them all types of “fish” would be able to use it. Maybe they have some kind of sensor that identifies the specie.
If left to it, they would all be sucked in backwards as they are trying to get away from it. This would then damage fins and scales (more than it probably already does).
they could have made a salmon water slide or a salmon artillery piece. i would have taken the second one.
Fisp in da tube
엄마! 물고기가 하늘을 날아요!!
I’m here bc of mbmbam
Worlds largest fleshlight
"Ain't cool enough without a generic rock tune"
~ 'Murica
Imagine how fuckin' confused these fish must be.
That's salmonella cool!
Shooting fish into a barrel? That didn't sound right....
r/woosh innovations. These guys know their stuff
Fuck it
Fish cannon
barbascuraX mi ha fatto cercare questo video!
What about salmon downwards? Turbin Shaking Salmon? 😂
Diesel plains look the same for were top handle Rhyme of agrium.
I think those salmon probably found JESUS!
amen
Fire in the hole fellas! * loads a salmon *
fish in a tube
Where all here because of the meme
"The weapon to surpass Metal Gear"
Fun fact if you say fun fact then people will look throw your comment.
Trading Pokemon be like