I swear to God, they sound like a married couple in how they go from seemingly fighting to smiling and pretending everything was okay. It's hilarious! XD
I'll be your friend and pretend I've just listened to it: Omg Darren this is so funny send me the link to this song I'm going to download it on my phone your like the funniest guy I know!!
@@amyhaysell9156 See! Is it that hard to just shower me with praise? But no, my friends are all "No I work on Friday" and "Why are you doing here? It's 3am and you woke the baby."
You know how hard it is to play the piano, puppeteer, and sing like you're two different people all at the same time? That's a full-body activity. It takes more than four limbs just to do the first two. Give Sammy J the credit he deserves!
great khan I’m in the States, and where I work you need either a permit (I get it for free for working at one of the restaurants in the shopping area) or have to pay to use the parking lot. Same with if I ever go downtown; most places there make you pay to park, and people who work there need a permit so it’s a lower fine instead of like $20/day in a parking garage/lot.
I love this song. Its hilarious One of the more hilarious part of the song is how they get into a sing shouting match and then the next second Sammy starts singing softly again.
@@vincomortem i mean outside of its a funny joke right theres no other reason for derick to be in their drive let alone just walking around with the permit in his hand. i had listened to this so many times before realizing thats a good solution
i'm trying to tell the fucking story. well tell it then. yes will. GOOD. I'M TELLING IT RIGHT NOW! THEN TELL IT! FINE I'LL TELL IT!!! we were driving. hahahaha lol, love that
S&R: Do do ah do do do do do, ah do do do do do, do do do do do do S: It was a Monday when we took the car, and drove it to the shops. R: I think it was a Tuesday. S: I'm pretty sure it wasn't, no you're right it was a Tuesday. S&R: Cause Derrik had the permit. R: It's a clearway on a Monday. S: But we parked there. S&R: So it must have been a Tuesday. S: When we took the car. R: Did Derrik give that permit back? S: He said he'd leave it when he went to Queensland. R: We should chase that up. S: We will. S&R: Still. S: We were in the car. R: Ugggh. S: Driving to the shops. R: I'm serious that permit wasn't cheap. S: Relax we'll get the permit back. R: That's what you said about the vacuum cleaner. S: Well that was different, he's got allergies. R: Like what? S: You saw the rash. R: It's Exma. S: He has to clean the carpet cause his cats got hairy bollocks. R: He should get that thing desexed. S: He can't, he breeds them, it's his way of coping with a difficult divorce. R: As far as i can see his only allergy is giving back the shit he borrows from his neighbours. S: So we were driving north. R: I mean, the guy can still afford to goto Noosa. S: So what's your point? R: He should just buy a vacuum cleaner. S: Look, i lent it in good faith, how was i to know he'd take it interstate and give it to his neice, for her first communion. R: I didn't know he had a neice. S: It's complicated, see his sister had a friend that died she's barron so she felt obliged to care for her. R: So it's not actually his neice. S: Well not by blood. R: That's even worse, i can't beleive he gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger. S: So we were driving North. R: South. S: South towards the. R: North? S: No, it was Northen Suburbs. R: South. S: That's right. S&R: The map was upside down, but. S: We got there in the end, parked outside the fish and chips shop. R: Fruit shop? S: Milkbar? R: Hardware? S: Bake? S&R: No, haberdashery, it's nextdoor. R: To the house and home shop. S: We went in a bought a vacuum cleaner. S&R: When we came outside. S: We had a parking fine. R: Cause Derrik had the permit. S: He said he'd give it back. R: He didn't. S: Evidently. R: I won't be paying that. S: I'm tryna tell a fucking story. R: Well tell it then. S: Yes i will. R: Good. S: I'm telling it right now. R: Well tell it then. S: Yes, im trying to. R: Good, then tell it. S: Fine i'll tell it, we were driving home after the shops. R: But when we pulled into the driveway. S: Felt a bump. R: Got out. S: And realised. S&R: We'd run over Derrik's cat, who was being held by Derrik at the time, we took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away, good times!
LOVE this song!! IM TRYING TO TELL A FUCKING STORY!! ...realised the we ran over Derek’s cat *dum dum dum*who was being held *dum dum dum* by derek at the time *dum dum dum* we took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away good times! The best parts! :D Thanks for the upload!
This reminds me of how when my grandparents are telling a story oftentimes they will interrupt each other to correct minor details like what day of the week it is. It's actually mildly amusing... up to a point.
Parking permit, its a thing that you put in your windshield that says that you are allowed to park i that area, like how in the US you can get a parking card if you have a disability, but this is more general
Love how it starts with a fight about the permit and about how they want it back but the story's end shows they already got the permit back, so they just started fighting over it for the hell of it xD
I love this song, but after really listening to the lyrics, it confuses me. At the start Randy wants to chase down Derek to get their permit, but the story that he is trying to tell is how they ran over Derek and got the permit back. So at the start of the story, Derek has been ran over and they have the permit that Randy is complaining that they need to get back..? Either way, the song is hilarious.
someone please post these lyrics....this song always seems to get stuck in my head and the only way to get it out is to sing the whole song till the end...ITS TORTURE!!!! torturously good, but still AHHH!!!
The litteral only flaw of this otherwise perfect comedy routine is that the source of their argument is that Randy wants the permit back, but in the end it is revealed that they have had the permit back all this time...and Randy must have forgotten that the whole time. Is it because this is on a tv show and in the full show Randy realises that they already have it back?
Wait - what day was it? It was a clearway on Mondays... They argue that it was a Tuesday, because they parked there... ...but, they got a parking ticket - so... it must have been a Monday? This song actually got better after the 10th repeat. :D
I swear to God, they sound like a married couple in how they go from seemingly fighting to smiling and pretending everything was okay. It's hilarious! XD
This song is perfectly timed... the way Sammy J and Randy play off each other shows how much theyve rehearsed and prepared this song. Brilliant work
No, they're just the attuned to each other
Nah fam, that shit ain't easy... That's incredibly well rehearsed.
It's not rehearsed at all. You can see that by the fact that Randy keeps interrupting Sammy.
I'm trying to tell a fucking story 😆
I keep trying to show my friends this song, but none of them shut up and pay attention to the song long enough to laugh..
Well me and 3700 people watched it and laughed so consider us all your new friends
Time to get new friends.
I'll be your friend and pretend I've just listened to it:
Omg Darren this is so funny send me the link to this song I'm going to download it on my phone your like the funniest guy I know!!
@@amyhaysell9156 See! Is it that hard to just shower me with praise? But no, my friends are all "No I work on Friday" and "Why are you doing here? It's 3am and you woke the baby."
We all have that one friend who is physically incapable of letting us finish a story without butting in ...
It's worse when it's a family member
And it feels worse when you forget where you were.
I just love the subtle breaking into laughter of Sammy when he says he just trying to tell the fucking story.
It's funny how Randy moves more naturally than Sammy
The King of Morons Whoever does the puppeteering is really talented. In some of their other bits too, Randy has so much emotion.
Orion Pax I’m sorry a puppeteer? Randy is nobody’s puppet smh
Secretly, its Sammy who's the puppet
I'd say Sammy is still the more life-like puppet.
You know how hard it is to play the piano, puppeteer, and sing like you're two different people all at the same time? That's a full-body activity. It takes more than four limbs just to do the first two. Give Sammy J the credit he deserves!
I want these guys to tour the US so badly
please give us this awesome comedy
Buy nobody would understand the permit thing
My friend plays guitar. I wanna play this on stage with him
great khan I’m in the States, and where I work you need either a permit (I get it for free for working at one of the restaurants in the shopping area) or have to pay to use the parking lot. Same with if I ever go downtown; most places there make you pay to park, and people who work there need a permit so it’s a lower fine instead of like $20/day in a parking garage/lot.
Sammy J pulled off the "I'm getting so bloody irritated with you" way of delivering that line perfecty, I reckon.
Damn, randys puppeteer is really talented I can always tell what kind of emotion he is feeling through his body movements alone....
Anyone else wish the story kept going?
I love this song. Its hilarious
One of the more hilarious part of the song is how they get into a sing shouting match and then the next second Sammy starts singing softly again.
I love Randy's little dances all the time!!
I'm still unclear on whether they were driving north or south.
@@travisdixon-oneill1558 you mean west.
they were driving north towards the south
the map was upside down
No....
WEAST
North.
just to note. the fact the permits in his hands implies he was waiting in the driveway to give it back
Literally never picked up on this for years
@@vincomortem i mean outside of its a funny joke right theres no other reason for derick to be in their drive let alone just walking around with the permit in his hand. i had listened to this so many times before realizing thats a good solution
The applause though
I prefer to think he was frollicking with it, feeling full of himself 🤭
i'm trying to tell the fucking story.
well tell it then.
yes will.
GOOD.
I'M TELLING IT RIGHT NOW!
THEN TELL IT!
FINE I'LL TELL IT!!!
we were driving.
hahahaha lol, love that
My favorite Sammy J and Randy song.
S&R: Do do ah do do do do do, ah do do do do do, do do do do do do
S: It was a Monday when we took the car, and drove it to the shops.
R: I think it was a Tuesday.
S: I'm pretty sure it wasn't, no you're right it was a Tuesday.
S&R: Cause Derrik had the permit.
R: It's a clearway on a Monday.
S: But we parked there.
S&R: So it must have been a Tuesday.
S: When we took the car.
R: Did Derrik give that permit back?
S: He said he'd leave it when he went to Queensland.
R: We should chase that up.
S: We will.
S&R: Still.
S: We were in the car.
R: Ugggh.
S: Driving to the shops.
R: I'm serious that permit wasn't cheap.
S: Relax we'll get the permit back.
R: That's what you said about the vacuum cleaner.
S: Well that was different, he's got allergies.
R: Like what?
S: You saw the rash.
R: It's Exma.
S: He has to clean the carpet cause his cats got hairy bollocks.
R: He should get that thing desexed.
S: He can't, he breeds them, it's his way of coping with a difficult divorce.
R: As far as i can see his only allergy is giving back the shit he borrows from his neighbours.
S: So we were driving north.
R: I mean, the guy can still afford to goto Noosa.
S: So what's your point?
R: He should just buy a vacuum cleaner.
S: Look, i lent it in good faith, how was i to know he'd take it interstate and give it to his neice, for her first communion.
R: I didn't know he had a neice.
S: It's complicated, see his sister had a friend that died she's barron so she felt obliged to care for her.
R: So it's not actually his neice.
S: Well not by blood.
R: That's even worse, i can't beleive he gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger.
S: So we were driving North.
R: South.
S: South towards the.
R: North?
S: No, it was Northen Suburbs.
R: South.
S: That's right.
S&R: The map was upside down, but.
S: We got there in the end, parked outside the fish and chips shop.
R: Fruit shop?
S: Milkbar?
R: Hardware?
S: Bake?
S&R: No, haberdashery, it's nextdoor.
R: To the house and home shop.
S: We went in a bought a vacuum cleaner.
S&R: When we came outside.
S: We had a parking fine.
R: Cause Derrik had the permit.
S: He said he'd give it back.
R: He didn't.
S: Evidently.
R: I won't be paying that.
S: I'm tryna tell a fucking story.
R: Well tell it then.
S: Yes i will.
R: Good.
S: I'm telling it right now.
R: Well tell it then.
S: Yes, im trying to.
R: Good, then tell it.
S: Fine i'll tell it, we were driving home after the shops.
R: But when we pulled into the driveway.
S: Felt a bump.
R: Got out.
S: And realised.
S&R: We'd run over Derrik's cat, who was being held by Derrik at the time, we took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away, good times!
Fuck dude ya did the whole thing well done man!
Thank you, haha.
Cody Commandeur thank you
You put way too much effort in this
Damn
they have to be the most talented comedians i know!
LOVE this song!!
IM TRYING TO TELL A FUCKING STORY!!
...realised the we ran over Derek’s cat *dum dum dum*who was being held *dum dum dum* by derek at the time *dum dum dum* we took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away good times!
The best parts! :D
Thanks for the upload!
ive watched this so many times i know the lyrics off by heart
2:03 "I'm trying to tell the FUCKING STORY" XD I'm laughing with tears!
this could be 2 hours long and it would be perfect
This is a masterpiece, I come back a rewatch every year
This song is so great. I love it. I still have to laugh even when I saw it a hundred times.
This reminds me of how when my grandparents are telling a story oftentimes they will interrupt each other to correct minor details like what day of the week it is. It's actually mildly amusing... up to a point.
One word : amazing
I just discovered this randomly and I love it.
Good times. :)
One of their best songs imo
Sammy is so freaking attractive!!
Plot twist: It was Monday all along
1:46 why is this my favourite part of him singing. Like the way he sang those lyrics
"im trying to tell the fucking storyy!" ahahahahahah
:) you give me so much joy
Best performance of this song.
Bloody funny and relaxing
Turn on the subtitles... funniest thing ever!!!!
XDLadyHydrangea it's best right after "the map was upside down".
Quarantine tunes
Anyone: starts walking away from me because they are bored
Me: I'm trying to tell a fucking story 🎵
1:58 best part of the whole thing
Note to self 0:17
I'm American. What is the permit they are singing about?
Parking permit, its a thing that you put in your windshield that says that you are allowed to park i that area, like how in the US you can get a parking card if you have a disability, but this is more general
@@darklimeking372 thanks fam, i thought it was like a drivers licence or something
A parking permit we have those in America
Katiegreatie4 it’s a big country, they must not have it in their part.
You can't sing a normal conversation
Sammy and Randy-Hold my fish and chips
Sammy J..... MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these are so good
This should be the anthem of r/NuclearRevenge
I was humming the song when I read this and I wheezed so hard
@MrNickeh Some of them are topical and clearly written for the show, but this particular song has been around for a while now. Great song.
my love for these guys is unhealthy :l
This is so me when I try to talk
Need this on Apple Music US.
it is now
Excellence!
Beautiful "as far as i can see his only allergy is giving back the shit he borrowed from his neighbors"
Love how it starts with a fight about the permit and about how they want it back but the story's end shows they already got the permit back, so they just started fighting over it for the hell of it xD
2:06-2:09 so good!
Sammy has a good singing voice
I love this song, but after really listening to the lyrics, it confuses me. At the start Randy wants to chase down Derek to get their permit, but the story that he is trying to tell is how they ran over Derek and got the permit back. So at the start of the story, Derek has been ran over and they have the permit that Randy is complaining that they need to get back..? Either way, the song is hilarious.
Also Derek apparently needs the vacuum cleaner because he breeds cats and is allergic to them, but then he gives it to his niece as a gift.
shhhhhhh... dont question a puppets logic
@@justsumguy6700 - well, he gave it to his niece because he didn't need it anymore after his cat got run over.
@@GreyAcumen 🤔 he gave it to her beforehand, seeing as he was run over with his cat
I think all the arguments happened while they were driving
I need to find someone who will perform this with me
someone please post these lyrics....this song always seems to get stuck in my head and the only way to get it out is to sing the whole song till the end...ITS TORTURE!!!! torturously good, but still AHHH!!!
Funny, cute, friendly, good looking, what more can you ask for? And I'm only talking about Randy here, wait till I start on Sammy J!
what can i remember the "that's what he said about the vacuum cleaner" from
but anyway i fucking love this
Years later... still makes me smile.
F* Derek!
Sammy J - beyond clever!
Chord progression is kinda like : C Em Am F G repeat the whole song. Four beats on everything except F and G which share a measure two beats each.
Realized we run over Derek's cat, who was being healed by Derek at the time we took the permit of his cold dead hands and ran away good times!
Derrick was using a Phoenix down when Sammy ran over him in cold blood
this is fucking epic stuck in my head all day
lol..randy was complaining about derrick having the permit..but they got it back..at the end
0:18 for the start of the song
Sammy J with his Adam Gaze eyes
Oh I get it. Part of the song is what they were arguing about in the car. Ok now it makes sense. They were arguing about Derek and such.
Randy looked into camera a bunch
Randy. A puppet... with no working eyes
My god he's good
I love the bit from 00:20 to 00:24
These songs get better each week. I wonder if Sammy J and Heath write them each week?
I like how the audience tried to clap at first, but couldn't keep the rythme🤣
I like the implication that he was in their driveway with the permit he was going to give it back to them
Thumbs up for Sammy J and Randy's Shenanigans!
“Sometimes music can reach out in touch you in ways you’ve never felt possible “
Cuts to “ caveman grunting
Wonder what they’re doing now
I quite like the deiscription :)
0:17 I don't care what the dude at the beginning says
thank you
Where can I get sheet music for this?
subtitles are funny and awkward XD
Crazy that they’re able to say fuck on tv in Australia
That was like sex in a public elevator.
wrong on all sorts of levels.
*I'm trying to tell a fucking story*
Is this song on Spotify??? I cant find it anywhere!!
Heya Mini Gree, it is on Spotify. You wanna look up "Sammy J & Randy" and it'll be the only artist that pops up.
2:11 quality
The litteral only flaw of this otherwise perfect comedy routine is that the source of their argument is that Randy wants the permit back, but in the end it is revealed that they have had the permit back all this time...and Randy must have forgotten that the whole time. Is it because this is on a tv show and in the full show Randy realises that they already have it back?
It's called "they are comedians, not story tellers"
Has anyone figured out the piano chords for this? :)
Why do i know this whole thing you ask?
I have a problem
Lol I live in noosa
If that's an idea of a "good time" I want to hang with you two. Maybe we can go take a trip to Broad Meadows or Broken Hill and buy a vacuum.
Me and bros average conversion
How much practice would this have required??
@0zeagle That's what I was thinking when it started lol, déjà vu
Wait - what day was it?
It was a clearway on Mondays...
They argue that it was a Tuesday, because they parked there...
...but, they got a parking ticket - so... it must have been a Monday?
This song actually got better after the 10th repeat. :D
hey Sammy J can you upload the song from the last good news world
Sammy's eyebrows seem weirdly potent, if that makes any sense
what's the music name
What are the chords?
Is it just me or does Sammy look like Gavin Free from achievement hunter
I do