Honestly, the whole "Don't peek while I get changed" shtick just doesn't work, especially in the 2020s, because it just becomes an instant red flag. Decent people don't want to seem intrusive, so to treat them like they did something wrong when they treat you respectfully just makes you out to be an awful person.
@@AkameOda Yeeeah. I'm reminded of a Lewis C.K. bit that's... kind of weird in context, but at the same time even HE saw a line not to fucking cross. He was kissing this waitress he took back from a show, tried to make a move, she stopped him. Did things for a bit, he tries again wondering if she's more relaxed, she stops him. So uh, they don't do much. She asked him days afterwards why things didn't go further, he reasonably says "You stopped me." Apparently, she wanted him to just force her anyways, and she never talked about that. She even says she wanted him to specifically without them discussing it. His blunt punchline is, "So you wanted me to [redacted] you, in case you're into that shit?!" There's legitimately people out there like that, and it's fuckin dangerous and dumb. Talk about what you want, for the love of god.
Got my blood tested a lot when doctors were trying to figure out one of my illnesses at the time when I was 20. So I wound up seeing this same phlebotomist most of the time to get my blood drawn, who I think was only a few years older then me and we chatted everytime I saw her. So February comes around and I'm back in getting my blood drawn and she asks if I have plans for Valentines day. I tell her I don't, she legit asks me about wanting to Netflix and chill with her. I thought she was just being friendly. I turned her down, having no idea. Like two years later, random memory of it pops up and I want to facepalm so hard.
Oh god this takes me back. When me and my gaggle of friends were like 14-15 one of them offered to try setting me up with his ex because he knew she was my type and they were still on surprisingly good terms with each other. I agree and a day later she calls, we chat for a while and plan a date for the weekend. Saturday morning she calls to reschedule to next weekend. Next weekend she reschedules again. Third rescheduled date day comes up and she dumped me before our first bloody date without any explanation. Just kinda sat there staring at my phone's "Call Ended" with a visible what-the-actual-fuck look of confusion on my face for like 5 minutes straight. Next 5 relationships I actually managed to get into all turned out to be with mentally unstable people to various degrees then I realized being a crazy cat man doesn't sound so bad after all.
@@Just_Keep_Ronin I like em a bit crazy but good lord they all took the cake in interesting ways. Off the top of my head I remember, in the first relationship, she was great but kept trying to convince me she was both a druid and a vampire.
Why do I feel like as a man most men just don’t get hints. I remember when I would go to a restaurant, listen to music, and do some homework. I got called the “unbullyable kid” if someone tried to bully me they got bullied by all types of people “bad/gang” people or wholesome people… even though I would just laugh it off. At that restaurant I made a lot of friends even groups of girls.(Still I don’t know how, I had RBF all the time til I talk to someone then I try to joke around with whatever popped into my head whether it be really edgy or just being silly) Off topic: Oh god, I just remembered one of my close friends tried to ask if I was straight because I was with “that” group most of the time and none of them are my girlfriend (because they were fun ,smiled a lot more than men, in-turn I smiled a lot more, and plus I didn’t want the drama that comes with a relationship sometimes) Okay back on topic… I would over hear something like this sometimes “so and so didn’t get the hint” “blah blah blah men are a bit dumb” and I would intervene a lil bit offended and just say “just be straight forwards… we like things straight forwards… and erm… to the point… If you like them… just do that…” they would get more guys they liked afterwards and seem happy on insta, then more people wanted advice from me like I was the “wise man of the restaurant… what is your wisdom…” P.s I’m thankful that my mom made me be an observant kid. She would point at a screaming kid and just say “Don’t be like that” then my curiosity would be like “why are they screaming” and try to be in their perspective
Back when I was a teen I had a 3 week internship and this cute girl from another department asked me if we could eat lunch together, and that's what we did for all 3 weeks. On the last day I walked her on her way home and when we had to go different ways she asked me if I could kiss her.. but in my infinite wisdom I said something like "Nah, it's alright" and then gave her a quick hug and left Lost contact after a while cuz calling her parents home or having her call me was too annoying for 14yo me. Still facepalming whenever I think of this
Not that it means anything, but when I was in elementary school there was this girl that I liked. I made it rather obvious that I did, partially because I stared at her a bit too often, but when I snuck a note into her desk basically telling her that I liked her, I almost got in trouble as a result because she gave the note to the teacher. I've never felt more in despair after that until around middle school, but that's an entirely different story that I ain't going to tell. Love sucks bruh...for reall.
I had multiple cases of my friend saying "hey, I'm pretty sure they were hitting on you." After someone was talking to me. Im aro/ace so I don't care but it has happened on four separate occasions over the years. I even had someone offer 200$ so they could "service" me and I turned them down. Being ace, I don't exactly see people as hot and when my parents tell me I'm handsome, I would just ignore it because it's my parents. Being offered 200$ and them telling me I'm handsome really gave me a different perspective and made me believe that I actually am a good looking guy.
That last one before the insane person. Man i wished the girl had just grabbed them when they said they'll leave and just "IT COULDNT BE MORE OBVIOUS I LIKE YOU 🤬🤬🤬" Or something 😂
These stories made me remebered my university years lol I started a relationship with a girl and within 2 weeks I took her into my dorn room to play games. While I said i need to do some homework first before playing games with her, she grabbed a beer and started drinking. Before I finished my study she was starting to be horny and took of clothes trying to seduce me into having sex. What did I do as a virgin at that time? I paniced and my dumb smart brain said we don't have protections and my mind was still thinking about studies and turned her down🤓 My reason was I also was not sure was that going too fast too lmao. A week after I felt I was too dumb, but we still made out after a while. What happened after? We broke up after a year and she dated my (i thought would be my bro) friend so ... :D
I've had a few girls ask me if I wanted to have a coffee with them sometime, but I would decline because I'm not a coffee drinker. But I also know that if I thought they were asking me out with the coffee line and accepted it, then they would be offended that I didn't drink the coffee because I thought that was a cover for dating. The mind games....
6:26 I don’t get this one. If she wanted something more to happen why not say "I’m gonna skinny dip, wanna join me?" To me it seems pretty disrespectful to ignore someone telling you to not to look at them naked. In my mind most people would naturally get upset and feel lost trust in a friend if you look at them naked after they tell you to look away.
I’m grey aroace and the first time I ever felt romantic attraction was towards my (girl) best friend back when I thought I was a straight cis girl (I am none of those things). I legit mistook my attraction for a disease for *months*.
Honestly, the whole "Don't peek while I get changed" shtick just doesn't work, especially in the 2020s, because it just becomes an instant red flag. Decent people don't want to seem intrusive, so to treat them like they did something wrong when they treat you respectfully just makes you out to be an awful person.
Yeah, I get their hint but are they really expecting you to risk sexual harassment charges just in case this person is being flirty? 🤨
@@AkameOda Yeeeah. I'm reminded of a Lewis C.K. bit that's... kind of weird in context, but at the same time even HE saw a line not to fucking cross. He was kissing this waitress he took back from a show, tried to make a move, she stopped him. Did things for a bit, he tries again wondering if she's more relaxed, she stops him. So uh, they don't do much. She asked him days afterwards why things didn't go further, he reasonably says "You stopped me." Apparently, she wanted him to just force her anyways, and she never talked about that. She even says she wanted him to specifically without them discussing it. His blunt punchline is, "So you wanted me to [redacted] you, in case you're into that shit?!"
There's legitimately people out there like that, and it's fuckin dangerous and dumb. Talk about what you want, for the love of god.
11:22 Chat: “My ex-GF tried to disembowel me.”
Geega: “What prison is she at? I can fix her!”
I have zero desire to fix anyone ever
@@GEEGA Good to know my old, twisted, busted-ass self is _safe!_
Got my blood tested a lot when doctors were trying to figure out one of my illnesses at the time when I was 20. So I wound up seeing this same phlebotomist most of the time to get my blood drawn, who I think was only a few years older then me and we chatted everytime I saw her. So February comes around and I'm back in getting my blood drawn and she asks if I have plans for Valentines day. I tell her I don't, she legit asks me about wanting to Netflix and chill with her. I thought she was just being friendly. I turned her down, having no idea. Like two years later, random memory of it pops up and I want to facepalm so hard.
The whole "if you don't like me then you are gay" was such a common place thing in the 2000's
How are all of these stories real the heck, folks getting max luck but have the social awareness of a rock
I think you underestimate the power of dense idiots.
I was a rock once...
Until I took an arrow to the knee
Phenomenal fucking editing. Geega’s effortless wit & Chat being an actual community was exemplified perfectly
Hats off to Geega's editors who sifted through 10 hours of footage to make 1 coherent video.
I would try to fight Self Deprecation David but he teamed up with my autism so there is no way I could win
I was enjoying watching and suddenly saw the # for the manscaped ad and died 😆
Meanwhile heavenly(yes Russianbadger's friend) in chat typing out the same thoughts geega is at 11:32
I absolutely can't read any signals, not even normal ones. Which also gives me the debuff of my body language be hard to read/confusing.
Oh god this takes me back. When me and my gaggle of friends were like 14-15 one of them offered to try setting me up with his ex because he knew she was my type and they were still on surprisingly good terms with each other. I agree and a day later she calls, we chat for a while and plan a date for the weekend. Saturday morning she calls to reschedule to next weekend. Next weekend she reschedules again. Third rescheduled date day comes up and she dumped me before our first bloody date without any explanation. Just kinda sat there staring at my phone's "Call Ended" with a visible what-the-actual-fuck look of confusion on my face for like 5 minutes straight. Next 5 relationships I actually managed to get into all turned out to be with mentally unstable people to various degrees then I realized being a crazy cat man doesn't sound so bad after all.
Jesus man.
@@Just_Keep_Ronin I like em a bit crazy but good lord they all took the cake in interesting ways. Off the top of my head I remember, in the first relationship, she was great but kept trying to convince me she was both a druid and a vampire.
Imagine if someone did a nogla quote 😂
“Uh I shat myself when I was seven before!”
Yeah, I have a decent mount of embarrassing relationship stories
Self deprication David......... literally my name and i do it all the time, im lurking in the back of your minds
me when my stories are embarrassing
6:15 is the big nono for me oh the paaaiiiiin
Why do I feel like as a man most men just don’t get hints. I remember when I would go to a restaurant, listen to music, and do some homework. I got called the “unbullyable kid” if someone tried to bully me they got bullied by all types of people “bad/gang” people or wholesome people… even though I would just laugh it off. At that restaurant I made a lot of friends even groups of girls.(Still I don’t know how, I had RBF all the time til I talk to someone then I try to joke around with whatever popped into my head whether it be really edgy or just being silly) Off topic: Oh god, I just remembered one of my close friends tried to ask if I was straight because I was with “that” group most of the time and none of them are my girlfriend (because they were fun ,smiled a lot more than men, in-turn I smiled a lot more, and plus I didn’t want the drama that comes with a relationship sometimes) Okay back on topic… I would over hear something like this sometimes “so and so didn’t get the hint” “blah blah blah men are a bit dumb” and I would intervene a lil bit offended and just say “just be straight forwards… we like things straight forwards… and erm… to the point… If you like them… just do that…” they would get more guys they liked afterwards and seem happy on insta, then more people wanted advice from me like I was the “wise man of the restaurant… what is your wisdom…” P.s I’m thankful that my mom made me be an observant kid. She would point at a screaming kid and just say “Don’t be like that” then my curiosity would be like “why are they screaming” and try to be in their perspective
Geega made many good points! Truly the wise one!
Back when I was a teen I had a 3 week internship and this cute girl from another department asked me if we could eat lunch together, and that's what we did for all 3 weeks. On the last day I walked her on her way home and when we had to go different ways she asked me if I could kiss her.. but in my infinite wisdom I said something like "Nah, it's alright" and then gave her a quick hug and left
Lost contact after a while cuz calling her parents home or having her call me was too annoying for 14yo me.
Still facepalming whenever I think of this
Not that it means anything, but when I was in elementary school there was this girl that I liked. I made it rather obvious that I did, partially because I stared at her a bit too often, but when I snuck a note into her desk basically telling her that I liked her, I almost got in trouble as a result because she gave the note to the teacher. I've never felt more in despair after that until around middle school, but that's an entirely different story that I ain't going to tell. Love sucks bruh...for reall.
If Geega does this again, then I’ll prob share mine rock dating stories😂
SEX IN MINECRAFT
Im glad im not the only clueless one lol
We're quite a "special" bunch *geeganodders
God this was such a fun stream. These stories were insane
4:10 *whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy* The rudeness r.i.p. lol
I had multiple cases of my friend saying "hey, I'm pretty sure they were hitting on you." After someone was talking to me. Im aro/ace so I don't care but it has happened on four separate occasions over the years. I even had someone offer 200$ so they could "service" me and I turned them down. Being ace, I don't exactly see people as hot and when my parents tell me I'm handsome, I would just ignore it because it's my parents. Being offered 200$ and them telling me I'm handsome really gave me a different perspective and made me believe that I actually am a good looking guy.
First win baby! 5:50 🎉
That last one before the insane person. Man i wished the girl had just grabbed them when they said they'll leave and just "IT COULDNT BE MORE OBVIOUS I LIKE YOU 🤬🤬🤬" Or something 😂
Damn, I remember this stream. Good stream.
I’d share my embarrassing stories with a girl, but I’m too ugly to have any.
Bullet is too good for old david
Great romance story lol
That guy’s hasn’t a success story! Kick him out
These stories made me remebered my university years lol
I started a relationship with a girl and within 2 weeks I took her into my dorn room to play games. While I said i need to do some homework first before playing games with her, she grabbed a beer and started drinking. Before I finished my study she was starting to be horny and took of clothes trying to seduce me into having sex.
What did I do as a virgin at that time? I paniced and my dumb smart brain said we don't have protections and my mind was still thinking about studies and turned her down🤓 My reason was I also was not sure was that going too fast too lmao.
A week after I felt I was too dumb, but we still made out after a while.
What happened after? We broke up after a year and she dated my (i thought would be my bro) friend so ... :D
I've had a few girls ask me if I wanted to have a coffee with them sometime, but I would decline because I'm not a coffee drinker. But I also know that if I thought they were asking me out with the coffee line and accepted it, then they would be offended that I didn't drink the coffee because I thought that was a cover for dating. The mind games....
6:26 I don’t get this one. If she wanted something more to happen why not say "I’m gonna skinny dip, wanna join me?"
To me it seems pretty disrespectful to ignore someone telling you to not to look at them naked.
In my mind most people would naturally get upset and feel lost trust in a friend if you look at them naked after they tell you to look away.
geegaB
for the algo!
I’m grey aroace and the first time I ever felt romantic attraction was towards my (girl) best friend back when I thought I was a straight cis girl (I am none of those things). I legit mistook my attraction for a disease for *months*.