Top 10 Most DISAPPOINTING Vehicles In GTA Online!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2024
- Today I go over 10 vehicles that have disappointed me greatly in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst TH-camr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 TH-camr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA TH-camrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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listen harmnone as i am typing this im still on the ad before the vid and u were talking so much shit on the barrage the other day so i swear to god if it aint in this list like u said it would be then ooooh we gonna have some issues i might even have to buy a new pc and gta again just to show u up
Edit: nice u kept your word
no ocelot lynx?
no
Fr
back in my days a cargobob carrying a rhino tank was considered a weapon of mass destruction
The all might oppresser mk3
Those were the days. 👍
It was prime days
👴the good old days
The gold 'ol days when there were 2 genders and no Tiktok
The Weaponized Conada losing the back seating position compared to the reg Conada and Buzzard makes it even worse. Being able to sit in the back of the Buzzard and snipe is part of what makes it awesome.
the clash of clans music in the background giving me chills
Yes childhood
Also Need for Speed Carbon towards the end lol.
Tuned in after looking at your comment . That’s cool. I would’ve thought it was bloon tower defense
Also btd balloons theme song
Perfect list besides the Comet S2. Mine gives me great handling every time I use it for an Auto Shop contract.
I disagree.. the comet s2 looks amazing in a garage byt thats all its good for. I use it from time to time to get let down by the handling. I love the car but i hate how it drives
1:20 about the tank, remember that it's the original tank that's been in game since beginning and back then in 2013 it was really good, it's just an OG vehicle that's been "replaced" by kanjali. But overall i think its good value since new cars prices start at above 1mil and they do absolutely nothing and for 1.5mil you can get a tank that might actually help you in some missions and protect from other players
cant use it for most missions though
it will not protect nor help in missions. Tanks are slow. Also its pegasus, so you have to order it and pick it up. The handling is worse then its speed. Also it is not very well armoured. It was "replaced" for a reason. Also most new cars have amani tech armour upgrades, so they take a lot more abuse then the rhino tank. Dont talk if you dont know.
@rogusmith2630 well obviously you can't use it in missions that are started with a use of the entire mission screen where you see the name of the mission on top amount of players etc. but you can use it in all free roam missions, for example stealing supplies, dax missions, agency missions and a bunch more
@Vynx798 the fact that it's slow and you have to pick it up from pegasus spawn point dosent change the fact that you can use it against other players and it can help in some missions. Indeed you said MOST cars but not all of them, also some cars that have imani tech only come with the missle lock on jammer and remote control so no armor what's soever but they still cost way over 1.5mil (for example the new baller that is going to come out tomorrow) it cost 1.7mil with out any upgrades and its just another useless car and this is where in my opinion tank is more useful as i mentioned before. Don't talk if you dont know :)
Remember the older GTAs where you if you think it was either 5 or 6 wanted stars the army came after you and they had rhino tanks.
Back in 2013, the rihno was one of the only vehicles that was armored, in fact Rockstar decided to nerf it, it used to tank even more explosives than how it is now, I think it used blow up in 15 RPGs, and you could run over vehicles without having to worry about splash damage.
Milspec Patriot definitely belongs on this List. Such a missed opportunity, they ruined it by giving it no mass whatsoever. Literally if it had the mass it was supposed to have it would have been on par with the insurgent/nightshark
It would have also been cool if they gave it a turret to make it different to the other Imani tech setups or even better the remote machine gun from the Speedo custom
It 100% should've had a turret and not shitty mines. It's literally a humvee and you're not gonna properly arm it?
The rhino used to be a lot better back in the day
I'm pretty sure it wasn't better as much as everything else was worse.
@@msbgekko1418 It got nerfed, it used to be destroyed after 8 rpg
I never agreed to a ranking video more than this one.. found myself nodding my head through the entire video. Loved the snarrly commentary on some of the videos as well... great video
Glad you enjoyed it!
“2.8 million and it can’t turn”🤣
The Tezeract's one and only strong suit: If you're confident you're a better racer than anyone in the lobby, and catch up is enabled, you will stay in first no matter what.
Catch up is broken on the Tezeract. So long as you can handle the atrocity that is the handling on it, you will win, every time.
Agree with the rest though 100%
As you said catch up is enabled, I also think that the tezeract is way way faster than it feels when you drive it correctly. When I use it in races bro, I don’t feel like I’m going that fast but I let people like there not even racing.
That will be our little secret hahaha
It's actually better to leave the stock brakes on the Brawler they work better than upgraded ones. Doesn't make them awesome or anything but they are better
the rhino tank actually used to be a beast before the devastating nerf it got. The story mode rhino is that same pre-nerf tank, and it's an absolute monster.
I love the Tesrac (forget spelling) it has a Sprunk livery and looks pretty in the collection. I mean museum lol
I have the Brawler myself and I've won numerous races with it.
And the Rhino REALLY deserves some kind of upgrade.
When you said you didn't like the barrage, I thought it was gonna be number 10 not 2 😭
Barrage is nice, so is the menacer... none of them should be on this list imo
@@xismxist barrage deserves it imo, menacer doesn't
Bro, the barrage doomsday prep had me traumatized from the amount of times it flipped and I got crushed
GTA online OG’s remember the disgusted we all had when these trash vehicles first came out, good video.
I'll defend the Brawler. It can do short underwater runs better than any other off-roader.
Yeah you'll definitely need to be spending some time in the water with those brakes lmao
Cool video but I think taipan is really good car in driving around the city and also henssey Venom is my favourite car
Eat everything 12:45
Harmnone is just casually running over hikers
Who needs a valentine when you have a new harmnone video 😂😢
This was very entertaining. Felt therapeutic for HarmNone too lol
I was super disappointed in the ramp truck when it came out, it can't carry a car and because of the way the ramp is set up the cab is above the end of it so you can't even use it as a ramp. It doesn't handle good which I really wouldn't expect it to anyway but it also doesn't even really handle like an old truck like that should handle
If anything deserves a MKII upgrade it's the Rhino, at the very least to let someone use the machine gun on the turret.
7:39 POV: you see the Drake Leak
I’m ngl you just made me laugh my ass off
You told not to but I still Bought Coil Brawler I just think it looks cool I like it ❤ just like your video ❤
The most disappointing vehicles in GTA 5 Online:
1. Cheval Taipan
2. Overflod Tyrant
3. Coil Brawler
4. Buckingham Weaponized Conada
5. HVY Barrage
6 HVY Menacer
7. Pegassi Tezeract
8. Rhino Tank
9. Brute Police Riot
10. Overflod Entity XXR
i’ll always respect you for the simple fact you include REAL music in ur videos
Back in the 360 days the whole lobby had to join forces to take out a Rhino tank on a rampage. And people used to point the gun to the back and repeat fire to speed boost. 😂
I've always wanted a Mk.II variant of the Rhino. Imagine if you could store it in your facility and give it explosive reactive armour, making it "tank" (pun intended) as many explosives as the electric Imani-Tech vehicles, it will also look very cool on it. Make the damn coaxial MG and top MG work, the model is already there for both, it will also allow one other person to ride along. Maybe add countermeasures to be installed on it, you could make some smoke act like the chaffs. It would be awesome, I'd pretty much use it almost every time.
The patriot mil spec is the most miserable thing to drive, slow, can’t turn and doesn’t stop until it hits something. It’s like a faggio, tezeract and brawler all in one
You right I might have to make a part 2 to this
@@HarmNonemake sure you mention the phister growler if you do make a part 2.
You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Faggio is the ultimate epitome of what the best vehicle in GTA should be. It is the quintessential representation of speed, power and agility, all in one. XP
Brawler is actually one of the fastest off road vehicles when it's actually off road. I've won that Grass Route off road race with it a ton of times because it hauls on that last stretch of road where you go over the bridges. It's outclassed now though.
Trick with the Brawler...USE STOCK BRAKES; and only squeeze half way on the brake and it has good brakes. 10x better than everyone thinks.
I only honestly actually know this because years of offline play and the Brawler being one of very few off-road vehicles in storyline.
The brawler used to be the best off-road vehicle bc it would do a wheelie in the water and keep the engine from dying
The S2 makes me so mad. A 911 was one of my dream cars and I was so excited to purchase it only to find out it sucks driving. I’ve only driven it twice - when I test drove it and when I updated the customization on mine this past summer
Bro forgot to put x80 proto😩😩🤧
I didn’t even wanna give that car the spotlight, even the negative spotlight is too much praise
bro was so disappointed he just phased it out of memory 💀
Too many disappointments for a 10 vehicle list
What's wrong the the X80? I haven't mobbed in one for probs 5 years but I always thought it was decent
Bro it's broken it doesn't have downforce@@RiseT14
People just don’t know about the Rhino Tank xp exploit in the mission “Hank N Dash”, I wonder if it’s still in the game 🤔
I couldn’t focus on the video at all once the zombies theme started playing
My friend literally just bought the rhino tank 😂😂 btw 3:08😂😂first time i heard him cuss lmao
The Rhino and Kanjali are both ok for causing mayhem ... for a few minutes :) I mean if you have the cash, buy everything.
Khanjali is good until flying vehicles show up.
@@wildpride1119 super easy to kill with a car full of sticky bombs, but yes, even easier with flying rocket vehicles.
3:14 my eyes widened with excitement, please use the damned theme for background music more often 🙏
The brawler was awesome back in the day. Unfortunately it just got outperformed by newer vehicles.
You hit the nail on the head about the tezeract too. Driving straight in it is like punching nails.
W background music selection
You really got the clash of clans music in the back xD
How are you driving the Tezeract? That bad handling doesn't happen to me. It's great for races.
Your Bgm is giving me chills. Clash of clans tune 😢
7:50 "That's What She Said" 😂
Fr 😂😭
Lol 🤣
Lmfao😂😂😂
I don’t know why people hate the menacer, it’s better than the insurgent pickup in most ways. It has smaller windows, front mounted machine guns(which are pretty useless but you can use your own weapons), it’s not a pegasus vehicle and you can keep it in your garage, but most importantly YOU CAN USE IT IN MISSIONS. Only downside is that it doesn’t have mines and maybe is a little slower.
I don’t think you know that you can make the insurgent pickup into the pickup custom in the MOC, which allows you to customize it and it becomes a personal vehicle, has proximity mines, armor level upgrades, much better ground clearance, sits higher up so it’s harder to get a shot on the occupants of the vehicle and holds 9 players
@@HarmNone Yes, I know that, and I know that insurgent pickup custom has some advantages, but the armor is mostly useless, and if you have the heavy armor equiped, you can’t shoot from the inside. Also, from what I know, you can’t use insurgent pickup in missions, even if you have it in your MOC.
You rarely drive with 8 other players, so i don’t really think you need that much seating capacity. You have some good points, but i don’t think you noticed how hard is it to actually upgrade the insurgent, you need to buy the vehicle, then the bunker and the MOC, AND many upgrades are unlocked through bunker research. You have to pay like 6 million for all of that.
Never have i ever heard somone pop off on a car like tht which is the tesseract.
"We got the McDonald's trays with WET paper towels wrapped around the wheels. Wheels made of wood and cardboard. A lil fusion going on there."
Dont let anyone of my friends get caught with ANY suspension/steering issues coz im firing of this nuke no holds barred lmaooo
The barrage kicks my ass in te apocalypse bridge survival 💀
Harmnone being Harmeveryone for 15 min straight 😅
„Tires are made out of wood“ I’m dying😭
It's criminal that the tezeract is 4th intead of 1st because that thing deserves to be thrown in the bin
I agree honestly it should be #1
average electric haters be like:
@@Luxx04 I think it's more so that 2 of us have common sense and you don't. The car is shit and deal with it.
The rhino used to be really powerful on the 360 taking a lot of damage and to be fair it still dishes out pretty well. But it got nerfed because there wasnt as much to counter it combined with people generally having less stuff and practice than these days. Now with the amount of helicopters, jets and flight capable ground vehicles with high tier tracking missiles plus the fact that players can now restock heavy ammo from their interaction menu which wasnt a thing originally, a tank is a sitting duck and the only use for it in PvP is if youre off radar and the khanjali is way better for that too. What the rhino needs is a personal vehicle upgrade and then both the rhino and khanjali need some changes to armour and weapons plus maybe some defensive changes like an active protection system?
Yo harm can you do a top 10 war stock vehicles, Top 10
Super cars and Top 10 apartments/investments.??? 🙏🏾💪🏾
Absolutely I screenshotted this ima do it
@@HarmNone my guy 💪🏾
For me honestly the biggest issue with the Comet S2 is the active. I now many people love it but I hate it. Makes it impossible to make an elegant car, cause you have a big spoiler sticking out 95% of the drive. That alone makes the Growler much better to me
Honestly, if the Khanjali could have a stealth mode and anti-missile lock-on jammer, it'd be a better ride overall. ESPECIALLY if the turret got upgraded to being able to aim higher. It needs to get some improvements.
The barrage has saved me so many times on club re-ups
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I love the comet s2. Yes at times the down force is non existent but it is actually really good.
good video, the music is a bit loud though
Was that last song from Need for Speed Carbon?!?
Yes
My #1 disappointment was the postlude (prelude). They chose first generation. When 3rd generation was the breakthrough for the prelude with the 4ws si
I used to own an 88 4ws si(3rd generation), it it drove like a dream!
Number 10: Rino tank
While it has very low armor, I think it's a great vehicle. I think it's spot it's amazing due to it not being so high on the "terrible" vehicle list.
The riot van:
I think the one you buy is worth it if you rp a lot. I think this is a good car as well as the speed isn't bad and it least it can protect the driver and passenger pretty well.
Everything else I personally agree with. But these 2 I feel like are worth it for some reasons.
if you're spending out going around a corner maybe try releasing the gas
This is the most I’ve heard you swear and it’s hilarious 😂😂
Personally, i like and use the Menacer on a somewhat regular basis. If you're doing pve with a friend or 2, it's fun to use and useful. I got mine when it was discounted.
As a comet s2 driver like all the time I fully agree with you bro it is like a drifiting tune on a jester rr
The rino tank was just nerfed into the ground. It used to take numbers amouts of rockets to blow it up. I forget how many but it Basically would either force people to go into passive mode, run away or team it and you would still die multiple times befoe it got destroyed.
Als9 thus was a time when they didn't have custom icons so when someone had one you wouldnt know untill they start shooting the cannon
Referring to a comment in this video, I don't understand why Rockstar bothered putting trash machine guns on vehicles. For example, the Nightshark would be awesome if they just improved the guns by 50%.
Bro the night shark is awesome. Throw some sticky's on the front bumper and Kamikaze everyone and everything 😂
The Rihno used to be awesome, it got nerfed around 2014
Honestly the two most annoying things i have to choose in this list is the fake gun on the rhino tank and the f160’s bombs that don’t actually drop
Rhino use to be a beast! See one coming... start running! Now I laugh whenever I see 1
I feel like the ardent is disappointing only because 90% of the time people used to buy it expecting it to be good/cool either because it looked like the stromberg or because it is on warstock, and it does absolutely nothing.
I personally love the Ardent. But that's because I love Lotus as a brand, and that one have pop-ups, so it's a big win for me
@@aajlespl7410 Fair, im not at all saying its a bad vehicle im just saying a lot of people i know were thinking it was gonna be a lot better since it was on warstock. (i personally like the vehicle too lol)
I‘ve never seen HarmNone that outraged 😂
I disagree with the coil brawler. I used to love this thing and use it all the time back in the day. I’m sure GTA has made way better vehicles in the almost 7 years since I’ve played but it was always a great off road vehicle.
Hey yo Harme that Insurgent you have there is fire yo. Love that red you have on it. Going to have to buy one and do it like that too 🤘😎🥃🍻
I love my taipan BUT !! That’s because I won it from the wheel right before the snow update. The slow acceleration makes up for the fact that it is glued to the ground and snow didn’t stand a chance against it. But ever since then it’s been sitting in my garage. I had fun customizing it tho and I think it looks rlly nice in there with my other cars.
Also a majority of it is based off the Hennessy Venom f5 which is a rlly cool car itself ^
You forgot the Dune FAV. It literally performs worse than the vanilla Dune for off-roading
The clash of clans music is killing me 😂
I have 2 tezeracts and I like them 10:14 you should see the cyclone 2 with hsw trying to turn
“Tyres made out of wood” lmao 💀
7:47 ayoooooooo chill bro chill 😂
Why is The Original Clash of Clans Home Village Music in the Background at the Start of the Video?
I’d see the Menacer as a better use of money if it had armor plating for the gunner or at least a trailer hitch so that it can pull an AA trailer
Tbf I don’t think it’s really fair to label many vehicles pre 2017 as disappointing just cuz the games changed so much. Like the rhino used to be pretty decent
The Rhino always disappointed me from day 1 tbh
u weren’t kidding about making this video 😂😭
I keep it a buck lol
Best part about this video is the bo1 zombies music damned
Shit slaps
38min w video as always brodie
If I win any of these cars as a podium vehicle, I will keep it and mod it for fun, but they will never see the light of day again.
They intentionally like to fuck up anything that looks nice that you might want, unless it is race car in most cases.
i love all of your videos, keep it up
People waiting for the barrage>>>>
Lolol
Omg NFS carbon music in the end
No way cuddy put NFS Carbon music in the back
I'd throw in the Jester Classic. I like the San Andreas supra, but the way the car just bounces off the limiter for an hour instead of shifting is so annoying.
Back when I played GTA at the beginning you seen EVERYONE using rhino tanks lol. Like literally everyone. Sure it sucks now, But it was a tank back then
I think it’s still a tank
i can feel that transaction pending at begining of the video
Shit is constantly happening Rockstar gotta fix that happens to everyone I talk to lol
heyyy i like the barrage when i mess around w friends and do ceo stuffs
I recognize that need for speed carbon music 🔥