How To Talk Your Way Into A Club

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @thumpchannel
    @thumpchannel  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Congrats, you made it into the club... and it's packed. How the hell are you going to order a drink?
    Watch the *THUMP Guide to Getting a Drink in a Crowded Club*: bit.ly/2lzz75K

    • @BassParty
      @BassParty 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      THUMP I think walking behind the bar can be easier than walking past the bouncer sometimes 😂😂

  • @RYNO2511
    @RYNO2511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    this is probably the worst thing ever

  • @brenthopkins8275
    @brenthopkins8275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Okay here are their suggestions: Cut in line, be on the list already, lie about cutting in line when people get outraged and then just ignore them (ensuring a beating and ban), don't act like you are famous, lie and say you work there (hahhaha), buy the bouncer a drink (how? while you're in line?), hug the bouncer (prepare to be assaulted and then banned), say the word "plug" 5 times in a sentence, give the doorman a joint (illegal and he doesn't want "drugs" from a complete stranger --setup from cops or club owner). These are just the worst suggestions; inviting a fight, being banned permanently or even having the cops or undercover in the club being called on you and your friends.

  • @torymayek3226
    @torymayek3226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Some added points.... Money talks and bs walks. always fold at least a 20 or larger bill under your id as u pass it to the doorman. this makes it easy for them to pocket it with out being seen as most clubs have gms and bosses watching the action. always be nice. and patience is a must.......it also helps to call ahead and fake a bday as well.

  • @Karlos1760
    @Karlos1760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Are these real people?

    • @mango9087
      @mango9087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toby Davies haha

  • @willdahbe
    @willdahbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I once watched my friend cut in line then ask "please" like 9 times and the door guy let him in. lol

  • @definitepartymaterial
    @definitepartymaterial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i just threaten to call my mum on the bouncers if they don't let me in, foolproof

    • @definitepartymaterial
      @definitepartymaterial 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      in all reality tho, it shouldnt be that hard for people to get to the club in good time/buy tickets in advance

    • @Rusty511
      @Rusty511 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obvious 12 yr old over here

    • @Concise_Parakeet
      @Concise_Parakeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rusty511 17 year old*

  • @SP00FCAKE
    @SP00FCAKE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    what is the plug?

    • @Gman1998
      @Gman1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, it's the plug

    • @sumnahoe7234
      @sumnahoe7234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so basically, the plug is

  • @KikiHolly
    @KikiHolly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Do you know who I am?" lol

  • @vPrezx
    @vPrezx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t get into clubs cause I have speech impediment it’s so fkn Dumh it’s cause they can’t understand me

  • @Saralv12
    @Saralv12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    they drunk or on drugs?

  • @Rusty511
    @Rusty511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If that fudge packing dark fella cut in front of me in line; I'd get out my bowing knife and cut him a new smile.

    • @d1tzy875
      @d1tzy875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow casual racism, we love to see it❤️❤️💪🏼 i hope in the three years since this comment you’ve grown as a person and think differently. that or you got a vicious std xx

  • @mynemjefflol
    @mynemjefflol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heres a better idea: Get some drinks in, order pizza and have friends round. 👌