WANTED Murder Suspect Calls Police After Getting Cold Fries

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  • @AntiReptile317
    @AntiReptile317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5688

    By all means, if you’re a murder suspect then call the police for any reason and have a chat with them. They will take care of you 👍

    • @TheTacticalcheez
      @TheTacticalcheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kurtis I bet if I click that it’s gonna be some Allah worshiping trash

    • @Hawkz00
      @Hawkz00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jrts 🅥 FINALLY!? NO WAY I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE A FAT DUDE SWING ON A ROPE!

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      police be careful there are fake drugs out there call us and we will test them for you..and mfrs call

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      ^These bots get dumber by the day ^

    • @snoopsnet8150
      @snoopsnet8150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@carlito19934 Try the ones on MSNBC's TH-cam channel. Those ones can't even pass the Turing test anymore. I'll take these any day over that Garbo.

  • @shaquallay
    @shaquallay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7810

    Imagine having such a poor understanding of how society works that this is what you think law enforcement is obligated to take care of.

    • @Eric-vq7jr
      @Eric-vq7jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Cold fries? Yes.
      Homicide? Nawww.

    • @mike4402
      @mike4402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean do you remember the nonsense riots during trump's presidency? Over 90 people were murdered by acab antifa people and none got arrested. Kinda set a precedent.

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mike4402 lmfao where are you getting 90 people from??? Fuck antifa, but what the fuck are you talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bodangle8408
      @bodangle8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      To be fair he is high as a kite so logic goes out the window and paranoia goes up

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I mean it worked out, why complain when they turn themselves in

  • @richardkellison4353
    @richardkellison4353 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I'm crying over the guy screaming and the home alone scene. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The scream already had me going then the Home Alone clip came on. I'm in tears now. 🤣

    • @AndyT81
      @AndyT81 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr fr. its the fact that when he starts screaming its funny and your not thinking about home alone, then you see Kevin and remember the scene then it gets funnier, then the screams of the wet bandit comes in and you hear how perfect the comparison is. hilarious!!🤣😂🤣😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndyT81 it was absolutely beautiful. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @muhammadsmith7029
      @muhammadsmith7029 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AndyT81 that is 100% how I experienced it, and I'm still losing my shit! 🤣 Superb editing.👌

    • @pandurlolgg5780
      @pandurlolgg5780 ปีที่แล้ว

      mc aaaah, mc aaaaaaah

  • @Gunzfan123
    @Gunzfan123 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I work as a Security Supervisor at a Casino and the amount of times I have to call the police cause of things very similar to this is infuriating. I have also seen at least three people arrested due to warrants that requested I call the police.

  • @nikolai3620
    @nikolai3620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    How can you be scared of cops when you're calling them over something as petty as cold fries?

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I’m guessing he tried to ruffhouse the other dude got over powered and his ego took over so last resort I’ll call the cops. Probably expected special treatment. Let’s all take a knee.

    • @az_pit_viper4270
      @az_pit_viper4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      probably because he thought that he was going to get a Minneapolis neck massage.

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The way he is squealing from the Taser, young blood is NOT going to have a good time in prison🙄 I think there will be a lot of squealing in his future as his cell mate continues to check the status of his prison wallet🤣

    • @Bathtubcrocodile
      @Bathtubcrocodile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drugs logic

    • @YoshiTheOreo
      @YoshiTheOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The same way people get pitbulls for security but are more afraid of them.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I like how he starts screaming "I can't breathe" before they even touch him. C'mon man, it's already hard enough to take people seriously when they say that every single time a cop touches them, you're going to blow the whole game brah.

    • @FrostWazowski
      @FrostWazowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      George Floyd already blew the game when he said "I can't breathe" for over 8 minutes. If I have someone in a position where my body weight makes them unable to breathe, they might manage to say "I can't breathe" in full one time. ... if they say it constantly for 8 minutes, they're definitely 100,000% full of shit.

    • @ArtFiendz
      @ArtFiendz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrostWazowski right. if you can continue to say I can't breath then you are clearly breathing.
      the only difference is George Floyd ACTUALLY died.

    • @jonjonson5730
      @jonjonson5730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like how the copper tasered him on asphalt, which is strongly discouraged in their training since the suspect can crack their head open on the pavement and die, all because he refused to sign a trespass. That very well might have been considered de@dly, or at least excessive, force. Good work fat, out of shape officer!

    • @Calamatis1
      @Calamatis1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@jonjonson5730 Was he going to follow him home so he could fall on his pillow?

    • @FrostWazowski
      @FrostWazowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@ArtFiendz he died of a fentanyl overdose, not an inability to breathe.
      8 minutes and 47 seconds is how long he "couldn't breathe" but still kept repeating "I can't breathe"
      Try that sometime. Put yourself in a position where your lungs can't expand ... you have about a minute and that time frame gets cut dramatically if you struggle and fight.
      He "actually died" but wasn't "actually murdered" 😉

  • @EldritchDWX
    @EldritchDWX ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:09 Perfect timing, "He doesn't want you to come back into his store..." Van pulls in behind with BUG-OFF written on the side. Nice.

  • @Cheekymonkey2535
    @Cheekymonkey2535 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Absolutely love your commentary during this. Hysterical. I know a guy that got arrested for shoplifting at Walmart ( they had his every move on camera from the parking lot into the store and him actually trying to leave) he got 3 years, he gets out of jail, a month later goes back to the very same Walmart and does it again! He was again arrested. Some people are just dumb as rocks. We all know people that are.

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3 years for shoplifting? Fuck did he steal, a big screen TV?

    • @Dystopie173
      @Dystopie173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@crashstitches79yeah you can tell this kid made the whole story up

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dystopie173 Obviously. Nobody gets 3 years for retail fraud. Even felonious larceny doesn't often get that kind of time. Mostly shoplifting gets 90 days and a small fine, plus restitution. Dude's making shit up.

    • @JustaRandomGuy890
      @JustaRandomGuy890 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crashstitches79maybe he had previous offenses and was on probation? Still sounds outrageous

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crashstitches79 That crook probably did everything our McHero did here- racked-up a few extra charges in the process of getting arrested.

  • @spooks188
    @spooks188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    8:16 Can we just admire how beautiful that taser's success was? Given the reliability of tasers this was a huge McDub.

    • @ScrappyXFL
      @ScrappyXFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The Quarter McMile ended with a pound to the pavement.

    • @z0m92
      @z0m92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ScrappyXFL that fucking comment sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoeSchr0
      @JoeSchr0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScrappyXFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @JohnDoe-dr9ff
      @JohnDoe-dr9ff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen to that. Clean deploy of taser? That’s a rarity in this channel.

  • @multimediaswamp5169
    @multimediaswamp5169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    The “I can’t breathe” before the cops even got on him was hilarious 😂 almost like he saw that tragedy a few years back and was like “yup…imma use that one ☝️”.

    • @NeroLeMorte
      @NeroLeMorte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Pretty much the entire blm movement in a nutshell.

    • @cigar_goblin4849
      @cigar_goblin4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      I mean wasnt a tragedy

    • @laughingatthepolidiots7471
      @laughingatthepolidiots7471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      It was a common tactic long before that happened, ask cops and they'll say one of the most used lines is "I cant breathe" or something about the cuffs being tight

    • @angelking.91
      @angelking.91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      If someone is screaming "i cant breathe" multiple times at the top of their lungs i can assure you that the person can breathe

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cigar_goblin4849 you're either a troll or kinda racist

  • @SaxaphoneMan42
    @SaxaphoneMan42 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I've met a few stoners, none of them have been dumb enough to call the cops on cold fries while having a warrant for your arrest and over an ounce of weed in the car. This is another level.

    • @awakenedpersona6488
      @awakenedpersona6488 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to ideocracy; public schools dumb each generation down more and more, the government more easily misleads and lies to each more ignorant generation, and our rights and freedoms erode bit by bit like a river carving through a mountain.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He was being stingy AF, it wasn’t about the frys, it was his $3.85 that cash app wasn’t going to refund for 3 days.

  • @Steve-O_27
    @Steve-O_27 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those screams with the home alone cut scene are pure gold donut!

  • @criticalmoss
    @criticalmoss ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    "I'm afraid of yall."
    Yeah not only after calling them... but calling them over the temperature of fast food.
    The horror.

    • @sebastianmeadows3005
      @sebastianmeadows3005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh… the results of BLM ✊🏿 ideology

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sound like Boomhauer, if Boomhauer didn't have all the verbal tics in the history of psychology.

    • @coffee.3.4
      @coffee.3.4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DinnerForkTongue you sound like you’re on drugs

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coffee.3.4
      Good.

    • @oblivionsa7973
      @oblivionsa7973 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know if people were "literally hunting me" I'd definitely be calling them and asking them to come directly to where I am.

  • @cheesedoosh
    @cheesedoosh ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Murder is okay but cold fries is where you draw the line

    • @Threaddd
      @Threaddd ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Us Americans are very estranged nowadays

    • @cheesedoosh
      @cheesedoosh ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Threaddd For real, go to any American Walmart and you'll find the most ridiculous things happening for the most ridiculous reasons lmao

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cheesedoosh i really wanna go to america just to got to walmart shit sounds crazy from what ive heard

    • @cheesedoosh
      @cheesedoosh ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oo-vivian Ive worked there, it doesnt happen all the time but odd stuff does happen from time to time lol. Had a guy steal beer and drink it while riding around on those handicap carts and then stole that handicap cart and drove it to Arby's lol. Another guy stopped and pooped his pants and then shook his leg to let the poop roll onto the floor. He literally stood there and pushed it out. Random customer came up to me and asked me what time I got off work because he wanted me to drive him to a motel. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of times Ive found whiskey bottles next to toilets in the bathroom stalls lol

    • @Barefoot433
      @Barefoot433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's all about giving "respect" when it has not been earned... Oh, he's mistaking societal respect for street cred. Oh, that's where he went wrong! oops!

  • @Marinesrock07
    @Marinesrock07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That taser gave him a McGasm "baddabappbapa, I'm loving it"

  • @cwp24
    @cwp24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Dr. Squatch ad was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂😆🤣

  • @DarknessVE
    @DarknessVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Most hilarious thing I ever heard was a Karen in an ice cream shop saying her ice cream was too cold, absolutely cracked me up and when she noticed I was laughing at her she threatened to call the police on me as well, at the time a fellow customer, some people just amaze me with how they behave.

    • @VioletPistols
      @VioletPistols 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Hello 911, this guy is laughing at me! I need y'all to get down here!"

    • @Freqsheux
      @Freqsheux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      While her reaction to you laughing was obviously crazy and hilarious, I can actually relate to ice cream being "too cold" I know it sounds silly. But when ice cream is too frozen it's really hard to eat, like a sweet block of ice you break your spoon in. Lol.

    • @spacecadetofficer507
      @spacecadetofficer507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now that we're here deep in the ice cream section, what would you agree is the optimal temperature for ice cream to be consumed. And also what temperature it should be served.

    • @spacecadetofficer507
      @spacecadetofficer507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I say serve it cold cold, and then stir ice cream so all bits mix then it is cold and ready for conception

    • @the88thdarcstar
      @the88thdarcstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derp

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The bad news for this guy is the food in jail is often stale. The good news is they automatically give you a refund if you aren't 100% percent satisfied, without giving you any trouble at all about it AND you can keep the food if you want.

    • @speedyd8150
      @speedyd8150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It all depends on the jail. I've done time in a county jail that doubled as a federal holding facility for ICE and the food was great. I'm talking pancakes, biscuits and gravy, sausage and a ton of other great shit.
      I've also done time in a county jail that gave everyone expired bread and other shitty food 3 times a day. I worked in the kitchen and the bread they got was donated from local stores because it was past the expiration date.

    • @jeremiahwilkes9588
      @jeremiahwilkes9588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Our Shasta county Jail in Redding CA makes its own bread it's not the best but it's not terrible. It's probably decently healthy too as it is homemade by the inmates.

    • @RadioDJam
      @RadioDJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And! They won't trespass you.

    • @overtxme
      @overtxme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeremiahwilkes9588 i got friends who moved to redding from canada, cheers

    • @tristqnejdjeh7278
      @tristqnejdjeh7278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@speedyd8150 a lot of stores throw out expired shit that's not actually gone bad yet. But still gonna go bad pretty soon

  • @markmonse5285
    @markmonse5285 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The clip of the kid turning up the arc welder made me spew my coffee out.. Well done!

  • @penelopebrown6764
    @penelopebrown6764 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was hilarious from start to finish. Donut you always make this Aussie girl so McHappy with your commentary

  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    As a person who spent many years in the restaurant business, I can tell you with probably almost 100% accuracy what this guy wanted. He wanted the order he got *AND* he wanted another order fresh , and he expected that manager to give all of it to him for *free.* People come in and scam like this all of the time. I can't say as I ever had a wanted felon call the cops about an order though 😂

    • @jackieclaps5575
      @jackieclaps5575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah scum of the earth people will try anything to take advantage of the workers, or the system they work under.

    • @dementious
      @dementious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I had a morbidly obese woman arrested for trying to do this. Everyone at the Auntie Anne's I worked at knew who she was and she always ordered a cinnamon pretzel, ate half of it, claimed it was stale, and demanded a fresh one. One day, I said "No ma'am, this is the sixth or seventh time this month. I will not do it any longer. You always have a complaint." She took her sugar glaze container and launched it at my face. A cussing battle ensued for about fifteen seconds before my manager intervened. He took me to the back and told me to call the police, while he went to the floor and said he would make her a new one, fresh and free of charge. I decided to not even change my shirt or wash my face. I looked like a pornstar who just took a money shot. Police quickly arrested her and we never saw her again.

    • @SoloClone
      @SoloClone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cuz black, see this all the time

    • @garretthorsch8143
      @garretthorsch8143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I worked in the food industry/restaurant industry for a little while as well and can confirm people do this shit all of the time. It is so frustrating because the lying POS’s will take it as far as they have to , to get free food. When I was in charge I knew exactly what the food was like when it left the door or the counter. I was certain when it was right and certain when it was a mess up on the employees part. So I knew when to say fuck you and when to say my apologies we will get that taken care of

    • @darklombax2580
      @darklombax2580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dementious it’s not the money shot if someone doesn’t lick it off you

  • @mollyfrommichigan5966
    @mollyfrommichigan5966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    I cannot tell you how many times people called the police on me at Dairy Queen. “I didn’t get enough nuts” “They charged me for extra toppings” “The ice cream melted while I was talking to someone”. BUT we also tried to give cops free ice cream for their wasted time. Some would take it, some would refuse-they all tipped insanely well.

    • @fiveninecummins7768
      @fiveninecummins7768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      It’s hard to believe that people would call the police for anything like that, but then again, people are insanely stupid…

    • @kalystagutierrez1607
      @kalystagutierrez1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fiveninecummins7768 like MIB said "a person is smart. 'People' are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals".

    • @RokU5
      @RokU5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They (LEO) get paid insanely well

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad ปีที่แล้ว +46

      departments often have weird or confusing rules around accepting gifts/discounts. they're frequently not allowed to ask for even well-known discounts relating to their job, as it could (to a particularly poor observer) appear as a weird form of bribery.

    • @shwa8157
      @shwa8157 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In no way does this comment reek of chronic liar behavioral patterns

  • @diresquad7388
    @diresquad7388 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how this manger/owner feels learning he argued with a murderer.

  • @Heavyisthecrown
    @Heavyisthecrown ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that he was facing a murder face and was out on bond is DIGUSTING! Wtf is wrong with our justice system. Murderers are getting bailed out now?!?

    • @jasonsierchio1167
      @jasonsierchio1167 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's exactly what I said... and then there's shit that shouldn't even be crimes that get no bail... our justice system is ass backwards.

  • @Psykout
    @Psykout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "Am I under arrest?"
    "Yeah"
    _Chase immediately ensues_
    I was laughing so hard at that point. Then the high pitched screaming started and I was just dying. THEN the home alone clip rolls and fits perfectly - tears rolling down my cheeks.
    This is right up there with the woman that handed a cop during a traffic stop an edibles package that says right on the front 'Contains THC'. She also had a bunch of ecstasy pills on her, big ass rolling table - the works. Tells cops they can't arrest her because she left her kids alone in a hotel room, so they slapped child endangerment onto the already impressive list of charges. It's just so amazing how dumb criminals are these days.

    • @Raven-gz7pm
      @Raven-gz7pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you got a link to this video by chance? id love to watch that one

    • @Psykout
      @Psykout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Raven-gz7pm Bah youtube seems to be eating the link - Woman Accidentally Gives Officer THC During Traffic Stop - Name of the video on the Code Blue Cam channel. I super undersold it too, no license, coke, pills, scale, stacks of cash, non compliance, assaulting government property, child neglect. Can't make that stuff up man.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Code Blue Cam. The gift that keeps giving.

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was already laughing because the screams legit sounded like a peacock, but when the Marv clip came up I lost it

    • @zdwlees
      @zdwlees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Donut Ореrator 🅥 finally, it's here

  • @imtheoperatorttv637
    @imtheoperatorttv637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    The criminals keep getting dumber and the videos keep getting better, as it should be.

    • @ExcelCannabisLimited
      @ExcelCannabisLimited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ain’t that the truuuf

    • @dcarts5616
      @dcarts5616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Kurtis I don’t EVER watch a link. Can you explain and guarantee I’m not clicking a virus or CP?

    • @ExcelCannabisLimited
      @ExcelCannabisLimited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kurtis 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @JP-kb4yi
      @JP-kb4yi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Choosing to be a criminal isn’t the smartest decision to begin with. JS

    • @Estoc__
      @Estoc__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      balanced, as all things should be. just like dudes Hightone mctazer screeches

  • @aidenhernandez6155
    @aidenhernandez6155 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Suspect: "can you make me some fresh french fries" owner: "Mcf* no"😂

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- ปีที่แล้ว +16

    in Germany you would get punished with 20.000 dollars if you call the police because your french fries are cold 😂. in general if you call because minor things, you get punished. all which isnt really life threatening has to get to a police station call, NOT EMERGENCY CALL.

    • @HaveAGoodDayFk.U
      @HaveAGoodDayFk.U ปีที่แล้ว

      Who said they didn't call the non emergency line?

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Edelweiss? That's supposed to be the mark of a true soldier

    • @edelweiss-
      @edelweiss- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@HaveAGoodDayFk.Uok, you got a point there 😂.

    • @edelweiss-
      @edelweiss- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DakotaofRaptorsits a beautiful noble white flower :). Its even just called "noblewhite", the name of the flower, if you would translate it word for word into one.

  • @IanMcleod911
    @IanMcleod911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    In my 32 years in law enforcement, I always told the trainees because of stupid people like him, we'll always have a job...

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, a job violating people's right. If that was your order that was incorrect, you would be arresting the employees. But you never had to pay for anything out of your own pocket in your life because the taxpayers paid for all your meal.

    • @theultimategamer56
      @theultimategamer56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@arturocamaney9235 you do know he pays taxes too ?

    • @ducky5736
      @ducky5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arturocamaney9235 you're as smart as a box of rocks... Just keep your opinions to yourself kid.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@arturocamaney9235 Found the felon

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theultimategamer56 Dont argue with stupid; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Arturo is a salty pud.

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    If I ever get tazed I hope I don't scream like that. Taser pain goes away, but being on video sounding like that is something you can never recover from.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I tried it once at the land combat expo in Germany. Woof. It locked me up, I COULDN'T scream, as my jaw was clenched. I stayed upright, but my god did it not feel good. It was like having no control of your body, but also feeling a tiny but incessant pain EVERYWHERE for the duration. If a guy shakes off a tazer, he's either high AF, or fat AF or the prongs didn't catch. (Those little bastards hurt too)

    • @mattkrieger3428
      @mattkrieger3428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody wants to be known as a McBitch.

    • @deadrifler
      @deadrifler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow Or deployment was too close. If the prongs don't have enough distance to spread, the shock can not cause a wide enough muscle lockout since the pathway is too short.

    • @darkside5452
      @darkside5452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He will be screaming like that for awhile in prison until he gets used to it…tragic

    • @noelsooley5706
      @noelsooley5706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I ever get tazed hopefully it’s in a grass field so when I fall I don’t knock all
      My teeth out on the pavement lol

  • @Miked1332
    @Miked1332 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Making fun of people with man buns while also having a man bun is exactly why I love this channel. 😂😂😂

  • @savage3625
    @savage3625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro got perfect parking but his panic alarm went off 💀

  • @DB-cu4hn
    @DB-cu4hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Taser sniper! A lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to get a good connection with those. Especially when both you and your target are running. This shot was one in a million. Props to that officer.

    • @leskobrandon691
      @leskobrandon691 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That complete idiot was but a signature away from walking. They had bought his phoney name & just wanted a signature. He signs...he walks. But after 30 minutes, he's suddenly afraid the police pose a threat to him & he had to run. This guy is definitely a Darwin awards finalist. He skips all lower rounds & advances straight to the finals!

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leskobrandon691 he’s a semifinalist at the best. He’s a strong contender, but there are stronger ones

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@leskobrandon691 I think they had already had plans on arresting him at that point, and he felt it coming. That's why he didn't want to get close, he knew something was up

    • @TonyHawkTuah
      @TonyHawkTuah ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Guy became an owl for 10 seconds 🦉🦉owww owww owww

    • @tripleo.g.datruth7112
      @tripleo.g.datruth7112 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@groowanderer yeah, you can hear the officer say it. He goes am I under arrest and he says yes right as they start running

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Imagine being not only a murder suspect but also such a Karen that you call the police over *cold french fries* LMAO

    • @fleebogazeezig6642
      @fleebogazeezig6642 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The weird thing is is that this story happened just days after some McDonald’s employee got killed by the son of some lady who was angry over cold French fries, it’s like that week people just took the temperature of their French fries very seriously

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fleebogazeezig6642
      One might even say _dead_ seriously.

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being a Karen should be a misdemeanor.
      At least...

    • @obbyg4ming905
      @obbyg4ming905 ปีที่แล้ว

      all i learned from this is that white people call the police over cold fries 🗿

    • @garaktartv3647
      @garaktartv3647 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PlasmaCoolantLeak agreed more like social misconduct in my opinion if that even is a charge lmao 🤣

  • @josh4601
    @josh4601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The car alarm that came out of this mans face.
    fucking hell hahaha

  • @kevincampos9614
    @kevincampos9614 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man you skipped the best part. When he finds out he's wanted, he's armed,dangerous, his driver's license is suspended. You should of added that part.

  • @randomshmitter8852
    @randomshmitter8852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “Am I under arrest?”
    “Yea”
    *runs*
    The lack of hesitation between the question and the responses in those 3 seconds is insane

    • @ConsumptiveSoul
      @ConsumptiveSoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It happens a lot and the people get upset even though he is a Criminal

    • @jamesdellaneve9005
      @jamesdellaneve9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It even had comedic timing.

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude was even too stupid to run in a straight fucking line. How the hell are you that out of shape and let the officers catch up to you on foot with their full gear on? As a marathon runner they would have needed at least a 20 minute car chase to catch up to me with that kind of lead.

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    His squawking while getting McTased was the funniest part of the video.

    • @lunarcat9562
      @lunarcat9562 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude the Home Alone 2 clip was when i lost it. 🤣

    • @refuciusref3283
      @refuciusref3283 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@lunarcat9562 I'm taking points off the officer for the lost "Would you like fries with that?" Commentary while he was riding the lightening! 😅

    • @ldcommando1616
      @ldcommando1616 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@refuciusref3283 Missed opportunity fs

    • @user-lu1nv7zi9h
      @user-lu1nv7zi9h ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ive never heard anyone sscream quite like that when tasered. I know his boys were laughing when they saw this hahaha

    • @PizzaTime-Studios54
      @PizzaTime-Studios54 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He actually screams like Marv! 😆

  • @kylerphipps2457
    @kylerphipps2457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, you by far my favorite TH-camr, no one makes their sponsored ads as entertaining as you.

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a McDonald’s employee I can guarantee
    Them fries weren’t cold, just not right out the fryer

    • @salvadormuro7346
      @salvadormuro7346 ปีที่แล้ว

      UNACCEPTABLE 😂

    • @Czermet666
      @Czermet666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an ex BK employee I can tell you that our chips were right out of the fryer... but it probably wasn't the first time they'd been dunked in there.

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I mean, you had me at "murder suspect calls police...", the whole cold fries thing is just icing on an already delicious low-IQ cake.

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you lose braincells if you eat that cake? 🤣

    • @zappbrannigan4170
      @zappbrannigan4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      60 on average

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost as good as the urban legends of addicts calling police because their dealer sold them fake drugs

  • @Paul-ou1rx
    @Paul-ou1rx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Wow. Even murder suspects feel entitled enough to call the police over cold fries.

    • @BerserkeR_031
      @BerserkeR_031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Murica

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you pay for warm fries, you're entitled to receive warm fries. That's how money works. Any deviation is theft. But you've never had to earn your own money in your life since the tax payers paid for everything

    • @BestICanDoIs20
      @BestICanDoIs20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arturocamaney9235 u keep bringing in tax payers. Like dude if u have a problem with capitalism move tf on

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BestICanDoIs20 That's funny, since paying taxes is NOT a tenet-of-capitalism

    • @Kingdeathtrooper
      @Kingdeathtrooper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arturocamaney9235 You're not entitled to police involvement though; That's a non-emergency, civil matter, and too vague to be actionable even then.

  • @grantharbin7453
    @grantharbin7453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The “I can’t breathe” before anyone is even on him is hilarious

  • @RustBrand777
    @RustBrand777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually learned a good lesson here. Donut said you could just dismiss it and say “this is a civil matter I can’t do anything about it” but had the officer not gone and gave the suspect the time of day, thinking he’s just a average Joe, he the officer would have never learned the keen detail the caller/suspect had indeed committed a act equivalent to battery. So lesson I’m taking is give even the “stupids” the time of day.

  • @SableSunsets
    @SableSunsets ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I have never laughed so hard when the paperwork came and he freaked and ran 😂 I’m crying

    • @matthewheinzel6560
      @matthewheinzel6560 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The last 'Am I under arrest?" and the officer just goes "Yeah...."

    • @SDG1855
      @SDG1855 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would’ve agreed with you if the video stopped at that moment. But then came the look on Donut’s face while he laughed uncontrollably at my man screaming his nuts off while he rode the lightning in a McDonald’s parking lot after inviting the boys in blue there in the first place. I laughed, then saw the joy on Donut’s face, then laughed harder… the virtuous sscycle continued until I could no longer breathe. And then came the Home Alone clip, and I thought I was going to need a change of underwear as well… This whole story is almost too delicious to be true 😂😂😂😂

    • @pinkdink1210
      @pinkdink1210 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was the best part, he's like oh hell naw, not my signature brah!

    • @backagain5216
      @backagain5216 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkdink1210 incredible. Those people really can’t help themselves. He is a loser times 10.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SDG1855 that taser hits harder than McDonald's Sprite. 🤣

  • @twistedwires7318
    @twistedwires7318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Watching the joy in Donut's face when the taser is deployed is magical.

    • @r1marine670
      @r1marine670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look at the joy in his face when he says "smelled like a pine tree came in my hair"! OMG, dude! FAF

    • @Sn0w_Official
      @Sn0w_Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@r1marine670 "Oh no I fucked up don't eat the pine tar!"

    • @dianadora7485
      @dianadora7485 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could only imagine
      the look on the cops face

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a kid on Christmas Morning.

  • @sonofsparda657
    @sonofsparda657 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "AHHHH I FUCKED UP, DON´T EAT DR. SQUATCH!!!"
    lol

  • @SamSquids
    @SamSquids 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He sounds like Walter White getting Chemotherapy.

  • @tuftyboi4072
    @tuftyboi4072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Imagine being his cellmate and hearing how he got busted.

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh he's definitely a bottom dude for sure!

    • @seaocean4868
      @seaocean4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hes going to lie about it anyway lol

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seaocean4868 prison people usually have someone check your paperwork to make sure you're not a rapist etc and to see if your story checks out arrest info is public knowledge as far as i know

    • @roadking99jokerst60
      @roadking99jokerst60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Arlo Guthries' "Alice's Restaurant" What are ya in for? "Litterin' "

    • @rogerrabbit4545
      @rogerrabbit4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Them checks for sure gone be spreading

  • @ilovedetails
    @ilovedetails 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Literally as soon as that dude started screeching like a hoot owl I thought "dang, that boy sure sounds like Marv." No sooner had I finished laughing to myself, I was treated an absolute gem of cinematography. Well played sir.

    • @bwofficial1776
      @bwofficial1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vaccinated Kid Who's Philip and why is he committing bestiality?

    • @Christopherson2006
      @Christopherson2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Vaccinated Kid what the hell

    • @lanthanumlanthanium6373
      @lanthanumlanthanium6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Christopherson2006 these bots need to die of AIDS

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You could almost stick him onto the roof of the police car and have an effective siren, but that would unlawful and more ridiculous than the rest of this story.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mediokay508 I mean....idk...I just watched this story and am still baffled how God damn ridiculous it is!
      That sounds more like normal earth stuff next to this video

  • @kyranwhitehead2883
    @kyranwhitehead2883 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “I need a health inspector right away!”

  • @iaingorry
    @iaingorry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OOFT, you kicked the arse right out of the "Mac" jokes at 3 minutes

  • @realitychallenged4488
    @realitychallenged4488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Honestly, I think this guy learned something here. Instead of just killing whoever served him cold fries he tried to do it by the book by calling the cops to have them kill whoever served up the lukewarm fries. Progress.

    • @ditzyneko637
      @ditzyneko637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTA Cops would have killed them both.

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So the police would rather have that? I have no problem with that. People need to start learning that the customer is always right. Big business like McDonalds, Home Depot, etc. have way too much power. And it's always astonished me how employees who don't even own the store are allowed to "deny service."
      Like they didn't pay to build the store, they don't pay suppliers or contractors, they don't pay for upkeep. So why on earth should they be given the right to deny service?
      If was a police officer, I would refuse to let anyone other than a store OWNER (not an employee) issue a trespass warning. But my refusal to serve big business is likely why I didn't become law enforcement since i believe in customers' rights

    • @JointerMark
      @JointerMark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arturocamaney9235 What would you consider to be customers responsibilities?

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 'whomever', dude. It's not that fucking hard.

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LeatherCladVegan 🤓

  • @jdizzforyou
    @jdizzforyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I laughed uncontrollably for the rest of the video after he screeched like a… I can’t think of anything other than home alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The one guy getting electrocuted in Home Alone is hilarious. Shows his skeleton and everything. LOL

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seanrosenau2088 notice how they use a Lincoln electric welder, i have the same one in my shop! That model lasts forever! Its known as the tombstone due to its shape😊👍🍻

    • @mrow7598
      @mrow7598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the Michael Jackson scream.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrow7598 HeeHee!

    • @michaels.8663
      @michaels.8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Banshee

  • @fuelfreak108
    @fuelfreak108 ปีที่แล้ว

    Calling for crap like this should be a capital offense 😂😂😂

  • @Dredster747
    @Dredster747 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's what he gets for wearing a man-bun"
    *Donut wears a man-bun*

    • @Chasingrail
      @Chasingrail ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s also donut who commented

  • @jabbpapi
    @jabbpapi ปีที่แล้ว +76

    everyone overlooks the fact that he stated he had no ID but drove to the McDonalds…

    • @spookyskelly5276
      @spookyskelly5276 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That seems inconsequential considering he's a murder suspect.

    • @jabbpapi
      @jabbpapi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spookyskelly5276 If the officer realized that sooner he would’ve realized there was something shady about him. Not to mention the fact that he committed a crime by getting there lmao. He obviously was trying his hardest not to be ID’ed and gave a name to make running him less of an option. Either way every detail counts, and thats definitely something that should’ve been noted or caught his eye

    • @spookyskelly5276
      @spookyskelly5276 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jabbpapi idk I've been pulled over without my DL and they just pulled it up on the computer. If he had one he would lie about it anyway because he knows he's wanted. I don't think not having an ID is suspicious here. It's how he's behaving.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spookyskelly5276dude Idc care about that. No ID and trying to drive is the real crime

    • @Chase_Sparrow3337
      @Chase_Sparrow3337 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@scottpeltier3977no it definitely was not, it's not dangerous (unless you have never had one, d don't actively have one)

  • @meggreen4058
    @meggreen4058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Imagine sending yourself to prison over cold McDonalds; personally I’d value my freedom a little more than that, I’ll take the cold fries over the cell any day. Thank God for stupid criminals.

    • @user-ik4br3nk2w
      @user-ik4br3nk2w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      his entitlement supersedes his intelligence

    • @Im.Okay.Youre.Fucked
      @Im.Okay.Youre.Fucked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When he's eating prison food he will be dreaming about having some cold fries.

    • @craiglyles4755
      @craiglyles4755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He be gettin’ skreet cred…ain noebody fuk wit my fries gnomesayin

    • @voiceofreason9780
      @voiceofreason9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine throwing a drink at someone, then trusting them to make you more food.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-ik4br3nk2w he got what's coming to him and I give sympathy to the manager of the place 🤦‍♂️

  • @Leafwink
    @Leafwink 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I know I am running away from the law, have weed in my car, and I'm a suspect of a murder but I am calling the cops for my fries being cold!"
    Genius play bro.

  • @crib4046
    @crib4046 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those screams were hilarious. Calls cops over fries, gets tased! LMAO

  • @SlightlyDisgruntledVeteran
    @SlightlyDisgruntledVeteran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    I'm happy you're posting more often again. My life is a big dookie filled pop tart without you.

    • @CasperDaCat
      @CasperDaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Kurtis ew, begone bot

    • @tabcreedence6553
      @tabcreedence6553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's hallmark card material bro

    • @CasperDaCat
      @CasperDaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kurtis you should be ashamed. You know how many bots need jobs? You spamming your links by hand when a bot is starving and can’t support the mini bots at home. You disgust me 🤢🤮

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man that's my favorite flavor pop tart! I'm pretty sure we've all had our lives filled with them. But hey man I really hope you have a good day. Life can suck sometimes we've all been there! :)

    • @jonsmith685
      @jonsmith685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All I want to know is did they stop at Burger King on the way to processing?

  • @movieman175
    @movieman175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    dude's really got his priorities in order.

  • @Tom-bn8ok
    @Tom-bn8ok 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anybody that keeps repeating “You know what I’m saying “ is usually headed to prison

  • @RetroBaby
    @RetroBaby ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I like how he asked “am I under arrest” multiple times and the officers said no every time except for the last one. “Am I under arrest” “yeah” *runs!**

    • @mikey2time484
      @mikey2time484 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same I don't get it.. did they know he had a warrant n was just slow playing him?

    • @AttackShadow3463
      @AttackShadow3463 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mikey2time484 They probably weren't going to arrest him but then got suspicious on why he kept asking them.

    • @HaveAGoodDayFk.U
      @HaveAGoodDayFk.U ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​@@AttackShadow3463 They knew who he was. In the actual video the cop ran his name and found out he had a warrant for the murder charge, so they waited until more officers arrived in case he had a firearm. Their plan was to have him go to the back of the car to sign the form so he would be flanked on both sides and wouldn't be able to get to his gun if he had one. They also had another officer watching the girl friend (who you can't see but is In the passenger seat) In case she tried doing something. The guy knew something was up, I mean it's pretty obvious that something's up when more officers arrive and then they tell you to go to the back of the car to sign a paper that's 'ON A CLIPBOARD'. LoL

    • @turbofreek
      @turbofreek ปีที่แล้ว

      had that song pop in my head "run" oh ah oh oh, as the cop said yea..

    • @melissamorse8876
      @melissamorse8876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The original video is much longer. The responding officer calls in his info and finds out he's wanted for murder. He calls for backup and then this video cuts to the end after all the other cops have gotten there so that's why the suspect is suspicious. The cop keeps telling him he's not under arrest until the very last so they can get closer to him. I think Cop Watch is the original poster.

  • @Doomguy9OOO
    @Doomguy9OOO 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Murder suspect: “i cant breev”
    Me, laughing at him screaming: i cant breathe either 😂😂🤣🤣 laughing too hard 🤣

  • @tacticalninja7096
    @tacticalninja7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Classic speed run technique. Just ask “am I under arrest?” Until they arrest you, genius!

    • @spraitukas
      @spraitukas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just wanted to be sure he's breaking another law. He could legally ran away from cops until they informed him he's under arrest 🤷

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Whenever someone said "I'm afraid of ya'll" all the bells and whistles in my head started going off. But yea if this idiot had just signed the damn CT and been cool, he might have gotten away

    • @startledmilk6670
      @startledmilk6670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I’m afraid of a cop when they pull me over. It’s normal to be nervous around cops, places actually make laws where there it is acknowledged that nervousness cannot be the sole reason of a cop searching someone

    • @jailoutafreecard4414
      @jailoutafreecard4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@startledmilk6670 ill informed opinion.

    • @TheRealBDouble
      @TheRealBDouble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy wasn't afraid until he realized the gig was up. He interacted with the police for how long? 15-20 minutes? Perhaps I should have phrased that differently. The only thing he was afraid of was getting caught. I've been in situations like this where I don't necessarily get a person's info, but once it gets to a point where information needs to be obtained, they're all the sudden "afraid".

  • @barbtoslek7312
    @barbtoslek7312 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I f**ked up dont eat Dr Squach has me laughing so hard

  • @murrayfam502
    @murrayfam502 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man........lmao😂, the home alone clip stole my soul...... I sware you don't know how much I love your videos. I've been binge watching you content for the past 48 hours and I'm upset I didn't find your Chanel sooner than I did..... definitely the TH-cam goat, thank ya sir for your time, tallent, and effort. I hope you have a mcfawking wonderful day 🤣 💀 🎉

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    A few years ago,he was probably screaming to defund the police so what does he want when his fries are cooler than he wanted?
    He wants a cop to come fix the problem.

    • @dfmrcv862
      @dfmrcv862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah... Everyone hates the cops until they need the cops.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dfmrcv862 that’s why I stick to my values and just don’t bother with the cops unless its life or death

  • @Abronics
    @Abronics ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Message of the day: if you have lukewarm fries, don’t call the police. Just eat them, it’s still food.

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ye this happens to me all the time. Cold fries, stomach hurts after meal, the cheese in the cheese burger is not even melted... if you dont realize mc d is bad food your stupid haha

    • @A_trans_sneasel
      @A_trans_sneasel ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like “don’t commit murder” would be a better message 😅

    • @leafkefn3774
      @leafkefn3774 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro don't take yourself as a human to serious ,you just a dude or girl who gone die and nobody gon remember, some people especially these type of dudes think WAY TO highly of themself, its totally okay to kill someone and take another one lifes right, but once you got cold fries that like DAMN!! fkn idiot hope he rots in jail for life on god

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fosphor8920 I thought it was just me. So your stomach also acts up if you eat McDonald's?

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twistedyogert not every time, but it's true. I'm convinced it's very unhealthy

  • @MrDuds101
    @MrDuds101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you want fresh fries? ask for fries without salt, theyll have to toss in a new batch. then at the counter, ask for salt

  • @cadenperlbachs2328
    @cadenperlbachs2328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is nobody talking about how to he referred to the soaps different smells as “Flavors” 😂

  • @jamesvillegas3553
    @jamesvillegas3553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Calling police on cold fries is a sign, that guy is institutionalized. Thinking everyone else needs to solve your problems.

  • @ProbablyRose
    @ProbablyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I’m glad your posting more. I hated having to wait for weeks for you to post.

    • @Oxide1-1
      @Oxide1-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Muscleman8562 the fuck??

    • @LORD_V4D3R
      @LORD_V4D3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First of all, agreed. Papa Bronuts vids make my day man
      Second, what in the actual fuck is @Muscleman8562 on, and where do i get some i mean wat

    • @ProbablyRose
      @ProbablyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These bots are funny as fuck bro

    • @ProbablyRose
      @ProbablyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOO THE BOT DELETED HIS COMMENT IM PISSING IN ANGER

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best shooting break-downs and fair assessment videos on youtube. Plain and simple. Not to mention seems a natural in-front of a camera. The ad had me lol! SOOOO glad there have been more vids recently, but I can understand the reason for a "break" from it. :-)

  • @jrsodkes2776
    @jrsodkes2776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you want fresh fries ASK FOR NO SALT. Ask for salt packets if you want salty fries.

  • @samuelemeryjiujitsu
    @samuelemeryjiujitsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The cop screaming to put his hand out, realizing the suspect was literally frozen in fear and electricity then starts yelling "don't move" is hilarious.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He was riding the McLightning.

    • @codycampbell3562
      @codycampbell3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmyrustler8983 Ride the Lightning, feel the thunder, till the darkness pulls you under!

    • @jackcoleman5955
      @jackcoleman5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Continue to freeze and scream!!”

    • @teamidris
      @teamidris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d do that :o) You just gotta :D

  • @asmb100
    @asmb100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    In all my years in customer service I’ve only ever had to have 1 person trespassed, by my gosh it was an eventful day.
    A coworker had left their vehicle at the business, and an “acquaintance” of theirs saw the vehicle parked in our lot, became upset that the coworker was not at the store and not returning phone calls. The acquaintance keyed the vehicle, and then sat in their own vehicle to wait for the coworker to return. Local police happened to stop by to make a purchase, and almost got run over in the parking lot by the acquaintance fleeing in a panic because the police had pulled in. I told the officers what happened, gave them a description of the vehicle, sold them their items, and sent them on their merry way.
    The acquaintance then comes back to the store to ask us if we can repair a broken taillight on their vehicle. While I asses the damage, another coworker of mine calls the officers and has them come back to the store. Alas, they arrived too late and the acquaintance was gone.
    But wait there’s more.
    While we gave more info to one of the officers, the other handled a phone call. Partway through the phone call the second officer interrupts our information giving and asks us to redescribe the vehicle and damage. He then returns to his phone call, very excitedly. Soon after, another police vehicle flies into our parking lot, officers exit the vehicle, and hand me a broken piece of plastic, the exact piece missing from the acquaintance’s tail light, and asks me if it could have come off the vehicle I had described. I replied “without a doubt”.
    The officers give me a direct number for them, and leave. As soon as the officers are out of sight, the acquaintance, with no vehicle in sight, walks into the store to once again ask me to fix their broken tail light. I explain that I would need the vehicle in my parking lot to do so, and the acquaintance goes to retrieve it. I walk back inside and single my coworker to call the officers, but before we can even get to a phone the officers pull back into the parking lot, blocking the acquaintance’s vehicle. Trespassed from my place of employment, and cited for a hit and run, and charges filed by the owner of the vehicle keyed.
    An exciting night in a relatively calm town.
    And all for the low price of spending years in the soul sucking customer service industry.

    • @MiBurnout
      @MiBurnout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow.... hahahaha

    • @mattkrieger3428
      @mattkrieger3428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did the acquaintance break their taillight if they did the hit and run? Did they back in to a vehicle?
      Awesome story btdubs

    • @asmb100
      @asmb100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattkrieger3428 yeah. According to the officers the acquaintance pulled into a parking lot up the road, sat in the vehicle for several minutes, reversed into a parked vehicle (while the owner watched) and fled the scene.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that was some tom and jerry level back and forth right there

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good story! thanks for the share :) I hope you have a great day!

  • @Savanna_W
    @Savanna_W ปีที่แล้ว

    Him screaming like a little girl
    “Mcahhhhh”
    “My dude got mctased over French fries”

  • @richardkellison4353
    @richardkellison4353 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Smells like a pine tree came in my hair" same 🤣

  • @TheMicJoe
    @TheMicJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The girly screaming and the new catch phrase "I can't breathe" this is an instant classic

    • @psibug565
      @psibug565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The up side for the cops of the original horrible “I can’t breath” incident is that those three word have become mostly meaning less because DF’s like this scream them if they so much as stub a toe.

    • @Chase_Sparrow3337
      @Chase_Sparrow3337 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@psibug565DF?'s? How have I never heard/read that before..Dumb Fucks?

  • @MDornbusch55
    @MDornbusch55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Love the part where he got mcZapped and screamed like the ice cream machine was actually working

  • @Zoms101
    @Zoms101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy was the kid that asked the teacher if the class has homework on a Friday.

  • @Domaorn
    @Domaorn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have to.... "Two all beefy cops, man bun, tasing with cheese.. suspect screaming like a felony rat.." McMack Attack

  • @1BlackSheep
    @1BlackSheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude said "I CAN'T BREATH" before the cops even got on him 🤣😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta play the victim. #just13percentthings

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course, its the magic ticket to get the kid glove treatment.

    • @anonymousfx486
      @anonymousfx486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also yelling "I have a heart murmur!".

    • @ScrappyXFL
      @ScrappyXFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like saying I'm pregnant, they never believe me 🤷‍♂

    • @1BlackSheep
      @1BlackSheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ScrappyXFL 😂

  • @keithcunningham923
    @keithcunningham923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I used to watch Homicide-Life on the Street about a detective squad in Baltimore. Det. Pembleton once said, "crime makes you stupid." This guy proves the theory.

    • @josephd6203
      @josephd6203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved that show!

    • @SoulClubCoffee
      @SoulClubCoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josephd6203 Cool show and a number of the actors later had roles in The Wire

    • @ParadigmUnkn0wn
      @ParadigmUnkn0wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like stupid people commit crime, or at least are the ones that get caught and create drama like this.

    • @bwofficial1776
      @bwofficial1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they were smart, they wouldn't be trying to get free stuff from a McDonald's manager. They'd be white-collar criminals scamming the whole company and covering their tracks.

  • @goldjaws
    @goldjaws ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact you said the soap has “flavors” is great. The image of you eating bar soap will be engraved in my mind for eternity

    • @goldjaws
      @goldjaws ปีที่แล้ว

      And then after you actually ate the soap…

    • @kurticeberg4566
      @kurticeberg4566 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I noticed that too. I always have to stop myself from saying flavors for candles, etc. and say SCENT lmao 😂

    • @hdvideoman6231
      @hdvideoman6231 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brother you do have good taste w Mcsqwashables…
      Dude screams like a Mcbitch at the end -great home alone edit dog!!

  • @dogloversrule8476
    @dogloversrule8476 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, if you want to make sure your business has great customer service, hire a cop.

  • @08carbonslvr
    @08carbonslvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Whoever edited in that scene from Home Alone is a goddamn genius and deserves a pay raise.

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Donut, my man, the amount of McDonald's jokes you made during this... I love it.
    Still say my favorite and funniest part is how calm that officer was and then that last 'Am I under arrest?' and his total tone shift when he just went 'yeah.'

    • @TheMrGamer1
      @TheMrGamer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I love it" lmao

    • @DeimosV8
      @DeimosV8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mc'lovin' it...

    • @carl4043
      @carl4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *McJokes. Please play along

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come on man! "bah bah bah bah bah I'm lovin' it" was *right there* and you fucked it up!

    • @Utubesanarc
      @Utubesanarc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blobbertmcblob4888 "you should mc calm the fck down"

  • @Ultraviolet02
    @Ultraviolet02 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact you said favors in the ad lol

  • @RangerMelB
    @RangerMelB 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So, Tazer's might not work, but it sure is funny when dude goes into the high sopranos singing about it.

  • @jsledge8557
    @jsledge8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I heard this story on a morning talk show on an urban radio station while driving through Jackson, MS. They were dogging this guy so bad for calling the cops to complain about cold fries when he knew he had an active arrest warrant.

  • @papa_squat
    @papa_squat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    You just gotta love the anti-cop crowd. They'll "peacefully protest" their way into local businesses and demand defunding the police, but as soon as their fries are cold or someone calls them the wrong pronoun, who's the first people they call?

    • @alienlife7754
      @alienlife7754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve seen videos of defund protestors calling on cops to protect them from pro police counter protestors. Lol.

    • @pettifoggingpharisee
      @pettifoggingpharisee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not Ghostbusters

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      saul

    • @Snipervenomaz
      @Snipervenomaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cops??

    • @Fck_the_atf
      @Fck_the_atf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao did you hear him say “I can’t breathe”

  • @corbingarrett1206
    @corbingarrett1206 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you imagine him trying to tell people why he's in prison? Well you see my fries were cold so, yeah 😂

  • @hollowayquotes
    @hollowayquotes ปีที่แล้ว

    The taser had that dude screaming like one of the Wayans Brothers!

  • @Themaxxrad99
    @Themaxxrad99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    It's never just 'my food is cold' it's most always 'my food is cold, I want a whole new order and/or a refund' people trying to get free food can kick rocks and not come back. Those arent customers.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s about as infuriating as people who act interested in buying your art, but then keep requesting ridiculous lowball after lowball.

    • @bazoinked6615
      @bazoinked6615 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im gonna disagree with this if your order gets messed up they atleast owe you a new CORRECT order

    • @firstnext5482
      @firstnext5482 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bazoinked6615 Yeah most places will get you the correct order. You don't get to keep BOTH orders. I've worked in fast food and people will order $60 worth of food, pull the whole "my food is cold! Remake my food/refund me!" and want to keep their cold food. You don't get both.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a more benign version of people who run through traffic in hopes of being hit so they can sue the driver.

    • @DatJNP
      @DatJNP ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bazoinked6615 I think you missed his point, he's talking about THOSE people. Everyone that's ever worked in a restaurant knows exactly who he's talking about. Raising a stink to get free food is a common practice among low lifes.

  • @mostbasedman1686
    @mostbasedman1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What a great use of resources. I'm glad my taxes go to cold fries.

    • @Fiona2254
      @Fiona2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It did net a murder suspect so I think it was a win.

  • @prollins6443
    @prollins6443 ปีที่แล้ว

    The greatest advertisement break, Grubhub shows up with a bunch of McDonalds