QI Compilation | Best Of Creepy Crawlies 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
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Everyone talks about how great Sandi is for replacing Stephen so well but I don’t think the show would be the same without Alan
karl pilkington would be perfect for that
@@josephmichealholland5381 If you replace the handle on a broom. Then next year you replace the brush. Is it the same broom? (Ross Noble would be a fair replacement for Allan, but Allans the one constant across all seasons)
@@josephmichealholland5381 The point of Alan is to fade in the background when not needed and leave the floor to the guests. I don't think that would be something Ross Noble likes to do. Part of the concept of the show is that other guests can finish a sentence from time to time.
Alan is hilarious, but i'm glad Sandi took over and not someone who would have changed the tone of the show, it'll never be the same as Stephen's QI but she's doing a damn good job of making it her own.
@@alexandrealmeida5492 not a chance
This show drags me through the Corona mess.
Everyone: *talking about alan*
Me: HAHAHA THIS IS TOO FUNNY HAHAHA
Would someone mind explaining Alan’s snail-throwing joke please? I didn’t get it. TIA
I've never seen a single cockroach in the uk in 35 years. I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Alan's bit in the end had such a "Monty Python"-esque energi to it!
This is what's he's best at - had me in absolute stitches
The mad caterpillar improv is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen. Just alan being ridiculous while everyone else falls over laughing.
The three headed night from holy grail is what you’re thinking of with sir robin
@@torakunoichi More like the knights who say Ni!
Reminds me of the three headed soldier from Holy Grail, bickering with each other about having tea after slaying the knights. 😂
I don't think Alan's "Fleaing the scene" joke got the laugh it deserved.
Must have jumped over some people's heads.
I thought it was lousy
@@twojuiceman ...
Well played, sir.
Very well played.
It was inaudible for me, one of his many asides.
I didn't notice until you spelled it out
Alan's wierd improvised sketch about the insects can make the creepiest creatures sound almost adorable
“If only you could do that to Piers Morgan”
I love how Alan just keeps the bit going long after he's got the laugh.
Not saying this as a bad thing but I believe he kept going because he got the laugh.
@@NomadUniverse That's what he always does, which is what makes it funnier to me. Hehe.
Never waste a good gag! If you've got people in the giggles you run with it, those moments are rare enough as it is :P
Alan has metamorphosed into such an outstanding entertainer. Still prepared to be the token fool, he knows the show and it’s audience better than anyone. Great stuff Alan!
He's the best at interrupting others' wit.
Just a shame he hijacks the jokes of other panelist’s so often
@@aaronscott1991asthe whole point of the show is trying not to be predictable 😅 Alan just plays his part
What's going to happen when QI eventually gets to Z? Will they go back and start from A again?
Numbers, hieroglyphs, kanji, emoji
Yes, to correct all their errors along the way. M will be amazing when they address moons again.
They won’t get there
'... and then the ant will sh*t in its face!'
Dunno why that made me laugh so much.
Because bathroom humor is always funny. The old recorded joke is a fart joke, even. And yes, I heard that on QI.
I love stephens glasses and how they can come apart in the middle and be re-attached at 7:05
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out
I wonder where you get those
@@Rjs81187 google it. took me about five seconds.
'If only you could do that to Piers Morgan.' 😂😂
Oh John Sessions, I miss you. ❤
It’s strange to now live in a world where Jeremy Kyle references are dated.
Good day sir from the Is Lay of Man
It’s wonderful!
Would you say it's MASSIVEly strange?
Thank jebuz
Well I suppose that's one thing to be thankful for this year
"If only you could do that with Piers Morgan." Aww, missing you, John.
British TV is #1 worldwide, for sure. Shows like these comedy + education are THE shit.
I knew about the gears in the nymphs thanks to zefrank and his true facts series
I never thought I'd see Greg Proops on Qi, gotta see the whole episode now
The diatribe by Stephen 3:20-5:00 should be its own video.
For what?
All that to come to the wrong conclusion.
It makes the assumption of a good god.
Doesn't really explain why "only evolution could come up with that". Why does it dispel the notion of a benign (?), divine God? Because we find it icky?
Luke Shiras To claim it’s the wrong conclusion is a bit presumptive, though. Any theologian worth their salt should stop before claiming to know a god exists.
I would posit to you that parasitoid wasps are, in fact, bright and beautiful
The cockroaches might disagree...
An Accessory to Mordor Those too
(Fixed)
I was eating a sandwich when the cockroach bit. A crisp sandwich.
Who said you don't laugh out loud when you're on your own?
Zombie or not, I like the idea of walling up Piers Morgan into a wasps' nest.
Love, love, love this show!😁
growing up in Australia, every year when the rains came we'd all jump in the swollen rivers but there were thousands of clusters of ants everywhere. if you ran into one you'd be covered in ants in seconds. 😒
10:44 That ant wouldn't know it's beatle from a hole in the ground.
Alan's effortless tableside humour and friendliness makes me jealous of his best friend.
I’m from NZ didn’t know about the Mad Hatterpillar, just looked it up, it’s true 😳
mike jones - Hello fellow Kiwi - Yes - No fake news here!!!! They put out a programme showing how they decide on topics & questions - fascinating. First time I came across roaches was when I went on Holiday to Surfers - Yuck. All the best for 2021. ChCh
@@joanne4758 same to you Joanne, have a wonderful New Year, all good so far 😃
Lol “Flea seen fleeing scene”
"to kill them or trap them" lol or just leave a bit of something they like far away from you when eating outside or something just to distract them, I guess she went straight to that cus he said jar, lol I just put some on a lil plate or a bottle cap or something for them 🤣
That was my thought, but "once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane"...
(No offense, Sandi)
This program is making me more comfortable with not meeting people, I smile I am informed I am entertained. Why would I waste my time with someone as dull as bathwater
Missed opportunity there ... When Sandi said "That's like if I was to jump from here to ... " someone should have said " ... the other side of the room."
I was seriously expecting that ...
Now i know from where aliens ' ideas come.. Aliens bursting out of humans, it must be from the 'jeweled thing life cycle' and pregnancy
So if cockroaches don’t like people then why do they run up people’s legs
Is that a real thing? I would freak the fuck out if that happened to me.
Kyle Kinsey It certainly is, at least a dozen ran up my legs when i lifted the cover off a septic tank in Abu Dhabi once.
Spite, I guess.
That, and they don't realize we can flick them off and step on them.
@QI
These videos will benefit greatly from subtitles! Still missing.
Peter Riis I was thinking just the same thing. I adore QI and I love to share them with my father but he struggles to understand them without the subtitles.
The show itself always has subtitles, even when it's airing on tv. I do not understand why the official TH-cam channel does not.
Roaches don't clean themselves after they encounter me. I usually clean up after them..
The sting seems to make the cockroach at peace.
I've heard of jerem Kyle but i don't know what he's done.....somebody help
Jeremy Kyle's show got cancelled last year because a guest committed suicide after failing a lie detector test.
That last one is brilliant hahahaha
11:24 sounds like Alan is doing a Jerry Seinfeld impression for some reason
I've never seen a cockroach...
rest assured, they've seen you. That's Why you've never seen one.
Well I'll let you know here and now, that you're not really in the "Human Club" until you've encountered one.
Me neither.
Five Head Gary is my favourite Alan impression. Like a character from Labyrinth
frances mcdormand would like to not be blamed for jewel wasps :P
The missing lyrics to All things bright and beautiful.
The rich man in his castle,
The poor man at his gate,
God made them high and lowly,
And ordered their estate.
That’s right. You’ll be poor and suffering and you’ll like it!
musical beef we’ll suffer with pain and be closer to god. Like mother Teresa who’s ethic was to keep the donations going to Rome. But at the end lowered herself to suffer a private hospital in Italy.
As ever with QI the tangents are the most entertaining - facts as banter fodder; inspired!
Tremendous stuff...! Thanks guys 😁
Then an elephant gun fires elephants?
When it comes to my ex college roommates... the roach was right.
I can’t even understand what Allen is saying due to the audience laughing so hard at it
Alan, at the end of the video, just went into a *beautiful* fugue state.
I love when Stephen goes on a rant about God
With the Cockroach bit, I just imagined an Alternate universe where cockroaches are the dominant species and a nice cockroach family movies into a nice house. Only to have be infested by these giant naked humans. Like, “Dear god this place is infested! Honey, get the glock!”
there is no god
9:58 So is that where Nintendo got the inspiration from for a certain enemy in Super Mario World? :)
You're referring to Pokeys, right? The tall yellow enemies with a head on top and head size balls in a column below?
bowser
Lol! Alans 'talking heads' riff - queen's bohemian rapshody n monty pythonesqe !
No, I've had a cockroach dive bomb me twice in 4 minutes. It climbed up the door, on which doorstep I was sitting, jumped off and flew at me then climbed up and did the exact same thing again. suffice to say I sprayed the entire region after.
Alan’s imagination: He should create cartoons.
10:09 Falinks?
Cool dating trick, look that's my face at 20 years old!
Nice looking, am I not?
Care for a cup of tea at my place?
You don't have to look at my 50 year old face.
This show was made for Alan, and Alan was made for this show. Seen him elsewhere, meh. Here he is great...
So don’t agree 2 reasons Bob & Rose and Jonathan Creek 😀
Wasp v spider: Watching a giant wasp dragging it's dead Huntsman spider across the school yard in Sydney. Blehahahah
Wasps killing spiders is not a positive! Spiders are your friends and they get rid of all the shitty creepy crawlies! :(
Alan Davies' five-head ant bit sounds EXACTLY like a Monty Python sketch
evolution?? who needs that when you got karma....i wonder what the cockroach did....lol
0:38 brilliant...... 😂😂😂😂
I love how Stephen uses any chance he can to show the absurdities of religion. Great work good sir!!
I think you get a wasp gun in Half-Life, don't you?
infectious, like COVID only worse, Sarah and Sandi's laughter, I get the giggles when I hear them going off, especially Sarah Millican, That Lady Knows How to Laugh !!
Please may we have some more?
Yessss! Why cant we do that to piers morgan!!!
Stephen Fry applying is own logic to God again. Can't he see how arrogant that is? I mean, sure, he's a clever man, but not as clever as God.
Of course assuming God exists, stephen was trying to bring up a point that God might not.
No, not really. He was attempting to counter one specific point of religion with flawed logic... trying to be more clever than the religion, as if he has any arguments that haven't been addressed many times before. No, he's not that clever.
Clever enough to know that an invisible sky deity designed by man to brainwash the masses simply doesn't exist.
@@gavinwyllie7855 Except he isn't, is he? If he were, he would be able to prove it. Derren Brown comes closer, frankly.
@@davidmaxwaterman No-one's proved there is a God yet so it's not like Fry has much work to do. He is simply stating facts which fly in the face of the notion of a benevolent deity existing.
Pretty sure "he" doesn't lay eggs.
Anyone notice how Alan borrowed his talking caterpillar heads joke from the labyrinth???
Personally I would rather have the spiders and the cockroaches eats the wasps...
When Allan is on a roll, he is almost as synapse twitchingly mad as our beloved Robin Williams, RIP. His physical/observational comedy is so on point and so shamelessly out there, it really does remind me of Robin Williams, although RW could riff on any subject indefinitely. Allan has the similar absence of a filter, and is also as sharp as a whip. Always look forward to that spiraling out of control by him if the improv bug bites him. Love it to bits!
Alan is a violent child. All his "comedy" is school ground play and bashing up any props handed to him. Absolutely nothing compared to the genius and genuine person that was Robin Williams.
A wasp gun would be a gun that fired wasps thus increasing the problem LOL
Amazing unless you live in southern Florida and have stepped on a nest😆
Cockroach hates bay leaves
Wasps in NZ are an absolute pest.
Average Meatsack especially the paper wasp 🤨
the fire ants shit was crazy
Who is the gorgeous redhead?
I hate wasps but love spiders so this makes want to kill wasps even more
Okay, but I like spiders and still hate wasps.
creepy!
07:25- Reminds me of Rainbow Does Top Gear
whos the woman in the first clip?
Rachel Parris
Wasps are great pollinators as well.
That was a good Alan riff at the end
8:51 weak joke my dear sir...
0:21 cracks me up
just not a fan of Sandi
Oh I feel sick
4:36 The Cosmos(god*) devours itself to survive, my young master S. Fry.
01:10 The elves on their podcast years ago said this pheromone idea is a myth.
I've never seen a cockroach in the UK!
Spent 13 years in the hospitality trade here in the UK ... never saw one there, but did when living as an impoverished student back in the 80's :)
they need a certain kind of humidity to thrive and you won't get it much in the UK. I never saw one but I've moved to Malta now and lets say they are common even in the street lol
6:51 who's that
Greg Proops
Hello
Good evening
0:48. Who is she?
Rachel Parris
@@AndrewTBP thx from aus