@Brandon lee , nooooo...this is an exception. Most jails , you snitch and people find out, you die(or damn near close to it). Li k e Joe said, for whatever reason this place was a snitch factory...HE wasn't even used to it.
It's a gift to be able to tell a story so damn well, you made me lose more than a half hour without even realizing it. Keep doing what you're doing Joe!
He went to chick-fil-a got himself two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
hahahaa Christina Agulria VS. Colgate in a brawl for the ages. Ladies and gentlemen this one had everything... Dislocated arms, Sharted Poopy Pants...... Doo Doo balls and everything....
The falling in front of chair, strait off is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂. He calls him the mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Classic joe, instant comedy.. And the fight between Colgate and Christina, dumping doodoo. Wow 😂😂😂😂😂
I have to pause the video because what got me is when you had to show how the laughter sounded like so you made three of yourself laughing all at once. That was nice! genius!
Same but then I realized something. How the hell could you fence them? A) CO's are gonna notice his lack of teeth B)most likely they'd know he had a....grill?(is that the right word.?) C) they probably wouldn't care but gold......😜
Joe got knocked out not one time, not three times, but only two times lol. Anyway love the videos Joe you and Dave are passionate and very animated storytellers. Keep up the good work.
I have not laughed that hard in a loooooong time!!! I thought his grill got knocked out. I was not expecting that AT ALL...LMAO Your the best storyteller EVERRRR!!!
T Humphrey I am a Scientologist, specifically specifying in ‘cnna av acup ove cawfee’, a sophisticated concept regarding retrieving commissary from an unsuspecting individual. Thanks.
He'll forever be known as doodoo boy. He'll NEVER live that shit down pun intended. Even on the outside, I guarantee you he remembers this incident everyday of his life. Its in his nightmares and he can never ever live it down. Maybe doodoo boy will think twice before saying anything to anyone.
Ah man, i watched big joe in this video, absolutely stoned, and he made me laugh so much i was crying, thanks big man for funniest time ive had in in a couple of decades, stay blessed
You know "Christina Aguilera aka DoDo Man" will be too embarrassed to do any APS videos now! 😂 Great video Joe! You are the only TH-camr that can make me laugh!
OMG I was at work last night “ sneaking” trying to watch this video.... couldn’t turn it off because I was inside laughing 😂 then I busted out hard laughing drew way much attention my way. I can’t be watching you at work no more Joe. Have to wait for my free time 😂😂😂
I used to BINGE watch the @afterprisonshow . Then I shipped off to Navy bootcamp.... all I can say is, bootcamp was hella relatable and what I’ve learned through the APS helped me out a lot. Lol thank you. 😅
The lead into the last bit of this story was hilarious. I was actually about to play that video before this one. I've got to say I like your channel. Your a really good story teller, Keep up the good work
Joe, you’re a hell of a storyteller. I like it man. You have an awesome channel. I can almost relate to everything you say. I don’t know if you seen my comments floating around your videos. But I have also done too much time in prison.
This made me laugh. Kind of important, because I had been down since yesterday, after being raped, dry, by a local mechanic shop. Dudes drive my van into a low doorway of the shop and gouge the hell out of my paint, possibly cracking the fiberglass. Then charges me 200 bucks to replace 4 shocks when I had a already purchased the shocks at the parts store.
Oh dear Lord I've been laughing uncontrollably through this entire video, do you just do-doo yourself on floor while throwing a fight with one hand tied behind his back, this is just hilarious.
Joe tells stories so damn well you don't even realize 40 minutes have passed
He's gotta be one of the top-ten talkers on YT.
holy fuck didn't notice how long this was
I done been missed work
joe pls or start off the next vid where u left off here with debo entering ur cell, would love to hear about what happened after delicious moved in.
man im sayin tho
I just realized why you got beat up so much always roasting people 😂
@Owen S it's a joke
Mark Inglese not after getting beat up by Tyson
@Brandon lee , nooooo...this is an exception. Most jails , you snitch and people find out, you die(or damn near close to it). Li k e Joe said, for whatever reason this place was a snitch factory...HE wasn't even used to it.
Mans actually funny I also understand why he survived. Plus giving a good tattoo game helped
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14 jaywalking charges, facing life.. hahaha
LMAO
Hah I died too when he said I got 14 jaywalking facing life
Homie ain't trying to get caught in traffic. The price to be a boss. 😤😤😤😂😂😂
I havent laughed this hard in FOREVERRRR too funny lmao
Oh hell I am right there with you I am laughing like you would not believe
I’m crying 😭 🤣😂
😂😂😂🤪
"I got 14 Jay walking charges im facing life" haha
@ stop giving morons ideas. Kus a kid got charged and had to register as a S.O over hugging classmates. So yea.
That was the funniest shit ever I'm stealing that if I get locked up
@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 there has got to be more to that story
I saw him he crossed that street. Him right there! Lmao
You’re an idiot.. I had to read your comment three times before I understood what you meant.. “Jay walking”.. it’s J-walking.. not Jay walking
He got the shit beat out of him. Literally 😄
I'm crying
He got beat down from the seat down
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Anything is possible 🤣😂🤣😂
If i ever end up in prison I really hope I meet someone like Joe.
Joe's prison voice always cracks me up!!!
Joe much respect from Scotland man you’re gonna end up in da movies
best story teller on TH-cam
probably
Not.
Na bro luna is
@@whatsaaappthesequel ....L
@@voopezz3146 facts but Joe's second
Joe you a genius, I'm using the "Stand down before you a man down!"
😂
It's a gift to be able to tell a story so damn well, you made me lose more than a half hour without even realizing it. Keep doing what you're doing Joe!
14:50
"Yeah I got 14 jaywalking charges and I'm facing life."
I'm fuckin DYING
He went to chick-fil-a got himself two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
Hugh Mandingo I prefer a 12 pice nugget, medium waffle fries and 5 Polynesian dipping sauce!!! Yummo 👍🐓🐓🐓
Your not funny
That's from GTA
Big smoke is fat as shit
Aha Good old San Andreas!
hahahaa Christina Agulria VS. Colgate in a brawl for the ages. Ladies and gentlemen this one had everything...
Dislocated arms, Sharted Poopy Pants...... Doo Doo balls and everything....
Bhbj. Jk. Bj
Doo Doo balls?
I missed that part.
He literally beat the shit out of him 😂😂😂😂😂
“I got 14 jaywalking charges, I’m facing life!” Lmfao
The falling in front of chair, strait off is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂. He calls him the mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Classic joe, instant comedy.. And the fight between Colgate and Christina, dumping doodoo. Wow 😂😂😂😂😂
I loved it.
Colgate and mouth are the same person.
Blow grippers! Lol
Sounds like a D ride
I have to pause the video because what got me is when you had to show how the laughter sounded like so you made three of yourself laughing all at once. That was nice! genius!
When he started on the gold teeth I thought he was gonna say prisoners will knock them out and steal them if they are cemented in that is
Words of Wizdom so did I lol 😝
Same but then I realized something. How the hell could you fence them? A) CO's are gonna notice his lack of teeth
B)most likely they'd know he had a....grill?(is that the right word.?)
C) they probably wouldn't care but gold......😜
Same
Yep so did I never saw the Breath Jokes coming.Joes Gold😂
I thought Colgate's gold teeth fell out. I wasn't expecting the gum balls. LOL
The Dungball Machine
Haha
ain't that some shit *flush sound* mwahahaha XD
“ beat down from the seat down” 😭😭😭 i laughed way too hard than i should
no no..its "damn son..you tore up from the floor up"
To' up from the flo' up.
Or "Catch a square!!"
@@michieladriaansens6476 what weak ass prison is that
@Steve Lagana damn what? did I miss something? 😕
@@tylerwebs2014 hahaha
I can't y'all need to stop, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Joe got knocked out not one time, not three times, but only two times lol. Anyway love the videos Joe you and Dave are passionate and very animated storytellers. Keep up the good work.
Lol Punch Em 2 Times Tony
15:47 "Smelled like a pack of smoked cigarettes"😂
When you get hit hard enough in the right spot you're no longer in control of your faculties. Shit happens.
“ I’m watching Colgate beat Cristina Aguilera with one arm” 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious. I love this channel. Been binge watching since last night. I'm addicted like I was when watching prison break
This aint netflix u cant binge for free AYE TH-cam WE GOT A PROBLEM!! Spam her with the premium package🎁ads
@@andru8127 are you so damn desperate because you can’t get no woman
@@andru8127 i bet yo thirsty ass about to say "aye you got IG?"
“WHO DID THIS!? WHO DOODOO’D!?!?” Is a line I just can’t stop laughing at. Rewound that part like 20 times now and it just gets funnier.
I have not laughed that hard in a loooooong time!!! I thought his grill got knocked out. I was not expecting that AT ALL...LMAO Your the best storyteller EVERRRR!!!
Pandora40 Haha, me too. I would have bet a considerable bit that when he said something was on the floor, that it was Colgate's busted grill, LOL
“You speaking to me is an assault charge” 🤣
This guy is hilarious !!!!!! He had me rolling. And he does a great job telling his story to.
“Through him out with the trash “, that cracked me up 😂
I grabbed that like button, caressed it, and thrusted it into my screen.
T Humphrey I am a Scientologist, specifically specifying in ‘cnna av acup ove cawfee’, a sophisticated concept regarding retrieving commissary from an unsuspecting individual. Thanks.
leon lushhh
That sounded a little.. Gay.
Joshua Traffanstedt - Your dad wears a thong, now that’s gay.
Hmm sounds pervy😑😑😑
If this program doesn’t become a series and make you a bazillionaire, there is no such thing as entertainment!!! This is GOLD!
We need to hear the DELICIOUS story!!!! - great story telling bro. Someone else said it, but I didn’t even realize this video was 36 minutes!
When first listening to this, I had no idea you were talking about the "Poop Fight".
It took me until 28:20 to finally realize it.
RDR 🌙 same I thought it was gonna be the gold teeth on the ground
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he calls him the mouth , omg I'm laughing soo hard my stomach hurts.
I see how this dude survived! He kept them laughing like hell.!!
Yoooo! I ain’t laughed this hard at nothing on TH-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has always been one of my FAVORITES...doo doo pebbles everywhere 🤣😂🤣😂
He literally got the shit beat outta him
Your stories make me laugh. Thanks for sharing laughter is medicine for my soul.
"I'm watching my celly beat Christina Aguilera with one hand."
Keep up the great work. I have been watching your videos the last 2 days and can't get enough.. you guys are my new favorite channel
He literally got the shit beat out of him lol.
He'll forever be known as doodoo boy. He'll NEVER live that shit down pun intended. Even on the outside, I guarantee you he remembers this incident everyday of his life. Its in his nightmares and he can never ever live it down. Maybe doodoo boy will think twice before saying anything to anyone.
I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Dude this is a classic story for the world record of stories book.
I grew up in the system. I love the way you paint the picture.... But most of all I love how honestly you are. Most wont
I don't know why i can't stop watching this dude talk. Captivating stuff dude. Carry on
Has Joe told this story before? Beat down from the seat down, Cody the auto tunes. 😂😂😂😂
I am finally on board the storyline of the poop fight and delicious character introduction
that guy literally got the shit beat out of him lol
Joe , please YOU GOTTA put this shit on cable , or T.V. you're killing it bro. !!!!!
Genius Joe.....Genius.
Ah man, i watched big joe in this video, absolutely stoned, and he made me laugh so much i was crying, thanks big man for funniest time ive had in in a couple of decades, stay blessed
Bruh I laughed so hard I had to subscribe
WITHOUT a shadow of a doubt, the FUNNIEST video I'd ever watched!!! cheers joe. done over 12 myself through the years!
stand down before youre a man down, lol!!! i like it
EXCELLENT STORY! Great job Joe, keep it coming. This is the kind of content that makes this channel, I want to hear more stories like THIS!
Every time I watch this video I laugh like it’s my first time ever seeing it 😂 this is also one of the vids I send to people when introducing APS 😁
I know right ill look up and realize I just killed three hours listening to this dude! Lol
I am watching this stoned and I haven't laughed this hard in along time!😂🤣
No shit..😂🤣😂🤣👀🤪
Didn't know Joe was this funny...🤣 lol💯
Ohh my God!!! This shit had me rollin!! The guards came in like OHH MY GOD!! WHO DID THIS!!?
You know "Christina Aguilera aka DoDo Man" will be too embarrassed to do any APS videos now! 😂 Great video Joe! You are the only TH-camr that can make me laugh!
For the competition for Colgate instead of white boy you should have called him crest
I can't stop watching this still lol it's been years and I laugh just as hard as I did the for at time I seen it 😂😂 I love you Joe!
The music when the new cellmate came in had me DE💀D 😂😂😂
Im addicted to this chanel now :D been listening your stories two whole work days alredy
Omg, this story made me laugh so hard🤣😂🤣😂. Love it 😍😍
😂😂😂😂😂 the honey bun and the Romans straight prison food right there LOL don't forget the Kool-Aid in the Twinkies Etc
Joe got "Beat up, from the feet up!" :P lol
Omg, the way you mimicked the way u tattooed the kid, was HILARIOUS!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I didn't see that " SHIT" coming!
I thought he was going to say that colgate's rack had gotten broken out of his mouth and was on the floor.
Genius joe...genius.
Okay, how the hell did i miss this 2yr.old vid...?? I'll never know.
Liked this video before i even watched it!! Lots of love from Michigan #aps4life
So funny man..got me in tears.. laughing so hard..
I like "beat up from the feet up" better. lol.
Ok. Now I get beat down from the seat down. That’s pretty good 😂😂😂
If you put "beat down with the seat down" on a t shirt I guarantee it would sell. lol
OH MY GOD I"M LAUGHING SOOOO HARD!! "the mouth!"
You are killing me, this story is too funny.🤣😂😅
I laughed so hard at this... OMG hahahahaha..”That’s an assault charge” LMAO
Bro keep up the good work LMFAO.. shit really happens the way you portray it I swear to God it's hilarious
Joe tells pretty damn good stories.
I think you slipped up and told us what his real prison nickname was at 31:41
DooDoo man, hell nah lmao
Wow, congrats for 1 mil subs
The gunshot sound effect and your antics are hilarious! Colgate and The Mouth, hahahah
There’s meaning to the saying “gonna beat the shit outta you” seen it before myself, ironically enough in a jail pod.
Absolutely MEZMERIZING tales. I'm on the edge of my seat for each and every one, WOO HOO and thanks for the awesome entertainment !
I SMASHED THAT LIKE BUTTON
Michael Pomposello Well Lets Hope The like Button Is Over 18
@@7-ten that's some necrophilia stuff going on there
7 year olds "i smashed your mum"
OMG I was at work last night “ sneaking” trying to watch this video.... couldn’t turn it off because I was inside laughing 😂 then I busted out hard laughing drew way much attention my way. I can’t be watching you at work no more Joe. Have to wait for my free time 😂😂😂
I used to BINGE watch the @afterprisonshow . Then I shipped off to Navy bootcamp.... all I can say is, bootcamp was hella relatable and what I’ve learned through the APS helped me out a lot. Lol thank you. 😅
I know you commented this a year ago, but I wanted to say congrats on getting through boot camp, and Thank You for your service.💗
The lead into the last bit of this story was hilarious. I was actually about to play that video before this one. I've got to say I like your channel. Your a really good story teller, Keep up the good work
I bet touch en two times tommy wouldsmash that like button
Who’s two times Tommy? Another TH-camr with jail n prison stories?
a clown oh ok good lookin out, I just started watching the after prison show
a clown hell ya I did sub, I can relate to all I’ve seen so far on the channel, I’ve seen all the same things n it’s funny to me cus it’s so true
not one time, not three times but five times so I can like, unlike, like again, unlike once more and then finally like it. touch em 5 times tommy
Joe, you’re a hell of a storyteller. I like it man. You have an awesome channel. I can almost relate to everything you say. I don’t know if you seen my comments floating around your videos. But I have also done too much time in prison.
What, the story was just getting good. Did delicious get to taste those junie cakes? 😂😂
This made me laugh. Kind of important, because I had been down since yesterday, after being raped, dry, by a local mechanic shop. Dudes drive my van into a low doorway of the shop and gouge the hell out of my paint, possibly cracking the fiberglass. Then charges me 200 bucks to replace 4 shocks when I had a already purchased the shocks at the parts store.
@@zulumagoo1 that's fucked
Oh dear Lord I've been laughing uncontrollably through this entire video, do you just do-doo yourself on floor while throwing a fight with one hand tied behind his back, this is just hilarious.
Where's all the prison cooking shows!? Lol
Right? I wanna see one with Danny
the cell block bustin out laughing at 6:29am🤣 that is so accurate
7:15 I'm dying that was the absolute funniest reaction skit ever on this show. OMG
Bring it in for Colgate.
Joe your story's are the greatest...I love your channel