Dracula Roasts Richter

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  • @CGB_Crash
    @CGB_Crash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    "Can a vamp come up in your crib?"
    He literally just walked into YOUR crib, dawg.

    • @3Balanced
      @3Balanced 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He was getting tired of that routine and wanted to change it up. Can you blame him?

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And to be honest, Richter's response is understandable. After all, last time Drac visited his home town, it ended with half the town burning and infested by monsters.

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why it should have been the other way around

    • @AlexOshino
      @AlexOshino ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It unironically fits since vampires need to ask people permission to enter the house.

    • @epicsheep9004
      @epicsheep9004 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AllardRT Also a bunch of hoes, Richter's fiancé, and a child wielding Pokémon were kidnapped.

  • @F1nicky
    @F1nicky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3061

    the subtle touch of Dracula throwing the glass on the word "man" gives me life.

    • @melty_x_
      @melty_x_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When no comments

  • @F1nicky
    @F1nicky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    He was preparing that roast ever since simon beat his ass

    • @femto7579
      @femto7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      twice simon beat his ass then brought him back and beat his ass again. Dracula had some hatred built up

    • @gjtrue
      @gjtrue 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@femto7579 Even funnier when you discover Christopher Belmont also did so twice before Simon. ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

  • @Foobin_Lera
    @Foobin_Lera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    "Don't hate cuz I'm beautiful, Belmont"
    Is the funniest substitute

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't hate me because I'm a vampire, Belmont. That's racist to vampires you know

    • @neroisntdead3681
      @neroisntdead3681 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      B*lmont (derogatory)

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@OkbuddypalALSO ACCURATE! LOL!😆😆😆🤣

  • @remixtheidiot5771
    @remixtheidiot5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    I love how accurate the voice acting is. Dracula giving his all with every line while Richter says all his lines with as much passion a cardboard box can give.
    Just like in their original interaction, I love it.

    • @JohnnyofTheSevenSeas
      @JohnnyofTheSevenSeas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is that a reference to Konami both making Castlevania AND Metal Gear?

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so fake

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He went to Juilliard, damn it!

    • @samidekash
      @samidekash ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely perfect voice acting. 👍

  • @elementmanexe8389
    @elementmanexe8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Richter: what does that miserable pile of secrets have that I don't
    Dracula: a miserable pile of secrets
    Richter: oh

  • @xSeri0xLimex
    @xSeri0xLimex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    Hard "ER" on the Richta? not cool man

    • @dariendude17
      @dariendude17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Nah it's cool he's a vampire he can say it.

    • @heehooobsessor7907
      @heehooobsessor7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@dariendude17 He has the R-word pass

    • @TzofeOJ
      @TzofeOJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      not cool, epic

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dariendude17 Tru

    • @Mooshkajoe
      @Mooshkajoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed too hard at this.

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I love that no matter what he says, it's a rule that Richter needs to have the absolute most wooden delivery possible.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU STEAL MENS' SOULS
      AND MAKE THEM YOUR **checks script** SLAVES

  • @KevinMunchyButtons
    @KevinMunchyButtons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The Alucard "What" at the end would of been great

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Was that not Richter?

    • @Embyreal
      @Embyreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ No

    • @PartyDude_19
      @PartyDude_19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was busy because Maria was fucking with him.

    • @paladin8052
      @paladin8052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was expecting to hear that what too

    • @thetrooper4743
      @thetrooper4743 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is Richter Belmont.

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    To be fair Richter wouldn’t want Maria now since she’s 12 plus he’s dating her sister that Dracula kidnap

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, but Dracula can probably see the future and is honestly trying to give Richter some useful dating tips while also forgetting he's seeing a little too far into the future and that bringing up Maria now in this context probably isn't the best timing.

    • @codysingh2572
      @codysingh2572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well Maria isn't actually Annette sister that just something Maria called her. Plus Maria and Richter are cousin so that would be weird

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maria is pretty attractive in SOTN when she matures

    • @boombox2ikik239
      @boombox2ikik239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@codysingh2572 in Dracula X they were sisters

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BIastProcX She's bloody powerful too, if Saturn SotN is any indication.

  • @SlamBolts
    @SlamBolts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Holy shit, this is the best version.

    • @TotalTech2.
      @TotalTech2. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really is. This is *AWESOME*

  • @ZX3000GT1
    @ZX3000GT1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Never knew I need SotN memes before.
    Now I want more.

  • @ominousparallel3854
    @ominousparallel3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Did Dracula just show his middle finger right before majestically leaving the room?

  • @Mooshkajoe
    @Mooshkajoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The phrasing, the timing, and the inflection are on point. The voices aren't *quite* there, but good enough. You really studied the voices to nail this.
    This is a gem. Solid work.

  • @lonebattledroid4474
    @lonebattledroid4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Imagine if Graham McTavish (the guy who voiced Dracula in the Netflix show) reenacted this

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can't believe they got a guy named Graham to voice Dracula. Literally a potential Dark Lord reincarnation IRL

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@panthekirb7561Graham finally got his wish!

  • @atticusrex9468
    @atticusrex9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This deserves way more views. Small subtle touches (The glass fling on man; The delivery of Richter; "Church Ass") all work. Hilarious stuff. Thanks for the laugh. Needed it.

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When he realizes that man or pile of secrets is Alucard.

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will be, anyways.

    • @svartfrasr9755
      @svartfrasr9755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AkaiAzul I fear Nocturne may retcon that now xD

    • @gbaboy313
      @gbaboy313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@svartfrasr9755that depresses me. Like that actually makes me sad

  • @mikethecurious2489
    @mikethecurious2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Man, my favorite meme from Grand Theft Carriage V.

  • @RasKass__
    @RasKass__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That's amazing, pure gold

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is the best thing on TH-cam now, thank you for this.

  • @93bendzsi
    @93bendzsi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Should've ended with: "But enough talk, Riiiiichteeeer."

  • @penny.dreadful666
    @penny.dreadful666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "If she ever stop fuckin' that man or pile of secrets she fuckin' with." Best line.

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Richteeeer~

  • @callsignvapor07
    @callsignvapor07 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never thought I’d hear Dracula saying: “yee-yee ass haircut”, and I am glad I did.

  • @agidyne9676
    @agidyne9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amazing how this only has 10k views. Really flew under the radar this channel.

  • @sridrawings4510
    @sridrawings4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The voice acting is so excellent that I had to replay 100 times to enjoy this masterpiece again and again 😂, and I truly love the way that Richter says "I will see you at work" and "what" it always got me every time 🤣. also this is truly an creative meme instead of using the GTA5 mods, truly an props to that one to you my friend 😉

  • @CaptainStupendous
    @CaptainStupendous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Richter and Maria are distant relatives and she is only 12 at this time. Not that this would stop the Europeans of this period or anything.

    • @mbrillon765
      @mbrillon765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maria is Annette's sister

    • @CaptainStupendous
      @CaptainStupendous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mbrillon765 Not that this would stop the Europeans of this period or anything.

    • @2004DodgeViper
      @2004DodgeViper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      your pfp fits this comment so well on god💀

  • @Mecceldorf
    @Mecceldorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If the whole starting campaign continued from this opening sequence where Richter returns to chase after Dracula, it would have been the best revenge story ever.

  • @audrniasn
    @audrniasn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is pure refined art!

  • @triplestar100
    @triplestar100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    but wait, Count D; isn't that "pile of secrets" you've mentioned... YOUR son? (dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!)

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man those voices were *extremely* accurate

  • @N_Moli
    @N_Moli ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Can a vamp come up in your crib?". Funny enough, a vampire can't enter your home without permission.

  • @Luckymann1223
    @Luckymann1223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That "Richterrrrr" broke me 😂

  • @chriskoschik391
    @chriskoschik391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just finished Symphony of the Night yesterday with 196% and I had no idea how much I needed this. TH-cam recommends this to me today!
    The only example, in my life, that I am happy my phone listens to me lol!

  • @losisansgaming2628
    @losisansgaming2628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    0:17 it took me that long to realize its franklin and lamar

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did the tumbnail not make it obvious?

    • @losisansgaming2628
      @losisansgaming2628 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bcd32dok36 well I wasn't paying close attention and had only seen the scene once at the time

    • @flamealchemist546
      @flamealchemist546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@losisansgaming2628just admit you were trying to be funny but failed miserably

    • @losisansgaming2628
      @losisansgaming2628 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@flamealchemist546 no, because it would be a lie

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, hit him with the Hard R "Richter"

  • @brandonfaddis7443
    @brandonfaddis7443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was not ready for this. May honestly be my new favorite TH-cam video

  • @gondolaFGC
    @gondolaFGC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Goated player and goated meme-maker 😌

  • @jonathongeiger8119
    @jonathongeiger8119 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "What?" - Richter, 2021

  • @professionalprocrastinator980
    @professionalprocrastinator980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YOU HAVE UUUUNOOOOOO

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way you say "Belmont" as Drac. I love it.

  • @classicgameplay10
    @classicgameplay10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dracula just teleported away cuz there was no point in fighting after this.

  • @nictomahawk7018
    @nictomahawk7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dracula: HA HA H-- wait a minute. That man or pile of secrets Maria's fuckin' with is my SON!
    Richter: Bruh.

    • @AfreenSabah
      @AfreenSabah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richter: What?

    • @nictomahawk7018
      @nictomahawk7018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AfreenSabah Alucard: (flips the bird at Richter)

  • @sablebranwen2539
    @sablebranwen2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what I needed today.

  • @TheAzureNightmare
    @TheAzureNightmare ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Richter: "One thing you forgot about *this* Belmont.
    **
    I'm going with *Annette!* I don't fuck Little Girls..."

  • @snomflakes
    @snomflakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "man or pile of secrets" destroyed me 😭

  • @everestthefrencheevee661
    @everestthefrencheevee661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Richter: I have a spouse? You kidnapped her to sacrifice her remember?

  • @LimitBlade617
    @LimitBlade617 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still come back to this. I love it so much

  • @GeekBearReporter
    @GeekBearReporter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Yee-Yee ass haircut" lmao!!!!

  • @InvertedWIng
    @InvertedWIng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can see Dracula is an alumni of the Lamar Institute of Roastology.

  • @emperorlelouch5696
    @emperorlelouch5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is still one of my favorite memes of all time.

  • @everettomailia6244
    @everettomailia6244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely not what I was expecting but still funny I could never see Dracula talking like that until today

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You achieved the cadence and sound of the voice acting absolutely perfectly.
    I applaud you.

  • @ThePallasAthene
    @ThePallasAthene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    only a selected few are eligible to understand this level of meme intersection

  • @zefanyalt5944
    @zefanyalt5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    shaft & death : OOOOHHHHHH TAKE THAT BELMONT!

  • @MrMikkyn
    @MrMikkyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg that was amazing. More pls

  • @proxy90909
    @proxy90909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glorious!

  • @wilfredynunez5263
    @wilfredynunez5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This was great, but you should have replaced "Maria" with Annett. Maria is 12 Years old here, and is also related to Richter...

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @skipskip342
      @skipskip342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh

    • @cesar1667
      @cesar1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maria is a pretty common name, you know... 🤣

    • @thebluephanto7655
      @thebluephanto7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Richter is being a bit too MUCH catholic here

    • @aurancrash4654
      @aurancrash4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since when is she related to him? You guys just making this stuff up?

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The conversations between Richter and Vlad keep getting more hilarious by the second

  • @xBanditKeithx
    @xBanditKeithx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pure gold

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is pure genius

  • @Thisisjustname
    @Thisisjustname ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so stupid. I love it.

  • @jsoaps2
    @jsoaps2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmfao this shit never ceases to make me
    laugh

  • @D__D-cg3zb
    @D__D-cg3zb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “…man or pile of secrets she f with “

  • @alldaysjboxing393
    @alldaysjboxing393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jaw dropping mouth wide open utterly speechless here

  • @ColoqueNombreAqui
    @ColoqueNombreAqui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Richtaaaaaaa 🎶

  • @tylerjones9017
    @tylerjones9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh my god the way it was replaced with "Richterrr~" kills me

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Dracula: Can a vamp come up in your crib?
    Richter: Wait. I'm in YOUR crib.
    Dracula: Not important.

  • @Tsumekia
    @Tsumekia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit, it's perfect.

  • @Potpie_king
    @Potpie_king 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wait a dang minute. This is the cutscene at the start of the game, which takes place in Rondo of Blood. This means that Maria is still a little girl, making Dracula's comment even more vile than he is. Okay kids time to cancel Dracula, not for human rights violation but instead peer pressuring Richter into a relationship with a little girl.

  • @doubt2022
    @doubt2022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dracula said the r-word

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    since vampires have to be invited in, I’m just thinking about a bro-vampire going up to random dudes and being like
    ‘Wazzup? Can a vamp come up in your crib?’

  • @SonicReese
    @SonicReese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riddles

  • @Euskalbikoizketak
    @Euskalbikoizketak หลายเดือนก่อน

    Remember that Vampires CAN´T get into your house, unless you allow them.

  • @plugzly-x613
    @plugzly-x613 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love that Dracula asks to come up in richters crib,while being in his own house that richter just barged into

  • @Wishbone4evr
    @Wishbone4evr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a feeling this is gonna be a meme. They did the same except that Pingu roasted Franklin. NOOT-NOOT!🐧

  • @SupermanNew52
    @SupermanNew52 ปีที่แล้ว

    How have I not seen this yet after quoting this for the last almost thirty years lol

  • @SpectrumAnalysis
    @SpectrumAnalysis ปีที่แล้ว

    The sheer bewilderment in that "What?" Perfect.

  • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
    @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ...the fact this becomes death's personality in the Netflix show

  • @zeus28frenzy
    @zeus28frenzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What?!"

  • @helix4048
    @helix4048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is even more hilarious with the knowledge that Maria, at this point in the story, is 12

  • @richie404
    @richie404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was Epic.

  • @sandwingsauced339
    @sandwingsauced339 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hearing Dracula say "Wazzap" sent me to my damn grave XDDD

  • @realbartsimpson
    @realbartsimpson ปีที่แล้ว

    Librarian: Young master, I cannot aid one who opposes the Master.
    Alucard (while handing him a bunch of gems): You forget a thousand things everyday, pal. Make sure this is one of them.

  • @giogio4222
    @giogio4222 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "If she ever stop fuckin with that MAN or PILE OF SECRETS she fuckin with"
    Bro I can NOT

  • @TheeLZ
    @TheeLZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dracula: Riiiiichteeeeer!
    Richter: You can't use that name like that! That's a Belmont way of saying names! It's 2023 Dracula, you trying to get canceled?
    Dracula: Who is going to cancel me!?
    Richter: Mankind of course!
    Dracula: What is a MAN!? A miserable pile of Secrets!
    Richter: Wow... You are a racist...
    Dracula: No, I hate all humans!
    Richter: The basic defense of all racists. Wow...
    Death: Wow Drac... Don't you think that's oddly fucked up.
    Dracula: Who cares!? Let us fight! Have at you!
    Richter: Nope. You got cancelled. The Church X site already blocked you. I hoped better for you.
    Death: Yeah, imma put in my two weeks man. Can't have my image ruined by a racist.
    *Both leave*
    Dracula: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
    Alucard: Father, I am disappointed in you...

  • @sonicthehedgehog110
    @sonicthehedgehog110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"Perfect"*

  • @MAHIM2000
    @MAHIM2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best thing I have ever seen today, 10/10

  • @misskillercat8482
    @misskillercat8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lamar roasting Franklin is the best meme of all time.

  • @felphero
    @felphero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RichTErrR

  • @jaodasilva7993
    @jaodasilva7993 ปีที่แล้ว

    He roasted Richter so bad , he became a pot-roast on some wall.

  • @swordofstabbing
    @swordofstabbing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maria is his cousin...

  • @crissmasters9921
    @crissmasters9921 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THIS IS CINEMA.

  • @Umbra_Nocturnus
    @Umbra_Nocturnus ปีที่แล้ว

    God I love these

  • @Sephiroth69
    @Sephiroth69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gold, this is fucking beautiful

  • @tobiascontrera2788
    @tobiascontrera2788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man or pile of secrets

  • @Vortex-or5zy
    @Vortex-or5zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing that I don’t like about this is that Richter and Maria are distant cousins in the Japanese version of SOTN (not by blood). However, in the American version, they are not related. So, if you off of the American version, everything’s fine. Anyways, great video!

  • @darkhunter5293
    @darkhunter5293 ปีที่แล้ว

    He clearly graduated from the LS institute of Roastology!

  • @akitosvalentine
    @akitosvalentine ปีที่แล้ว

    I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @SparkTFS
    @SparkTFS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is beautiful