@@doomguy9458 that's because exercise literally makes your brain happy. it's quite literally one of the best things you can do when the going gets tough to feel better ab yourself
I thought so too, until a neighbor of mine placed a 50” OLED TV in a dumpster because “it doesn’t work,” when it only needed a backlight replacement. Anyways, this is how I got a $700 TV for about $80 after a cheap repair. Still works.
Dad here: 5 Polo shirts, 2 variety packs of monochromatic pocket tee’s, 3 carpenter jeans, work boots, new balance tennis shoes, 8 mid calf pairs of socks, 1 job interview/wedding/funeral suit, good practical water resistant hooded jacket with functional pockets. What more do you want? You now are dressed for every occasion and the entire wardrobe fits in a large suitcase assuming you wear the jacket, boots, and jeans and polo. A proper man’s wardrobe can be packet to permanently flee the country in 20 minutes.
Reminds me of the time I wore a skirt with pants because it was trendy and my dad took me shopping because he thought I had no clothes. Please dad, I was wearing two bottoms at once.
well, there's something to be said about it. if too many people are making things and not enough relate them to what's actually needed, that IS an issue.
Dad here: In my experience the people with greener grass are not the kindest. The kindest have mid quality grass. Want proof, walk across the corner of various lawns and see how the owners react. Greenest grass and worst lawn with garbage everywhere are the worst, the guy who’s lawn is just good enough is happy to say “good morning.”
My personal favorite variation of "When life gives you lemons" is: "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it." It simultaneously makes perfect sense, and no sense at the same time.
That's easy. When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price. You make juice out of yellow oranges, it's gotta be orange juice
When life gives you lemons,don’t make lemonade, make combustible lemons and throw them at life’s house. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons
This makes no sense whatsoever 😡 why is he not on this team at the time he should go on a break to play the team he wants and he wants it back to be ooo😮
My favorite is: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade... Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
I like how some of these kids unintentionally created interesting philosophical perspectives, like how the kid who said people who are given life's lemons become sour people.
@@GeneralCitizen Absolutely. Also, reinventing language, as in calling being sleepy being "bed thirsty" if you remember. Where would we be without them?
It depends on the wrongs doesn’t it. Two life sentences- no difference Two traffic tickets- big difference Trespassing plus thought crime- life destroying difference Being sentenced for a violent crime and being an illegal immigrant - cancels out and you get released that afternoon
I remember one time I was talking to my friend around my little brother and he overheard me say “Save a horse…” and then promptly finished my sentence with “get a divorce”
I felt like it was something you'd see on a sign in a tavern in an old-school Medieval-Setting MMORPG. Lol. Or maybe that a random NPC might say as you pass by. XD
I absolutely need "ALL GOOD THINGS MUST BE A POLICY" on a poster for work. As a policy analyst, it would save me a lot of time to just be able to point to that instead of presenting masses of evidence intuitively organized for efficient ignoring by elected officials.
They represent the people, and the people along the coasts are morons. I had a conversation with a few in reference to a chicken farm, they said they couldn’t understand how the Foster Farms affiliate chicken farm could kill their pet chickens rather than just chicken meat them at the store. The fact that someone buys chicken which is probably labeled “Foster Farms,” can look at a chicken farmer with the Foster Farms logo and not put it together but is permitted to vote is terrifying. The political left daily proves that “those who know the least know it the loudest.”
Policy analysis kind of lumps itself in, in my mind, with all those jobs cartoon dads have where they just sit in an office all day and do paperwork. Then again, I’m a library aid so I have my fair share haha
Though, for how young that kid was, it does say something concerning about our culture. Both that she's concerned with being beautiful, and that she clearly gets called beautiful by people. I don't know if calling kids beautiful is the best thing...
You know, that reminds me of an English class we had about a month ago. We're not on an English speaking country, and the assignment was about expressions and stuff. The teacher told us to post (we have online class sometimes) "a photo that said more than a thousand words"... a classmate posted some random-ass image from Google and said "I think this image is worth a 10 bucks" and didn't elaborate further.
The notion that "'what comes up must come down' was said by someone who's never seen a helium balloon" is an assertion of convenience put forth by someone who's not paid attention to said balloon falling after the helium leaks out of them...
Well when the helium leaks out, the balloon is no longer a helium balloon so really a different thing is coming back down. This is a ship of Theseus problem. 🙃
@@starsINSPACE Airship of Theseus problem. It can't be the 'real' ship of Theseus because it's not the same metaphor about a boat after all the pieces have been exchanged.
The meaning of the phrase "Teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" basically means to try and give advice to someone about a subject said person is already knowledgeable about, especially if that person is more knowledgeable in that subject than you. It stems from an old practice the elderly did before the invention of modern dentistry. Basically, elderly people would have no teeth or very bad teeth, and they only way they could get protein was to suck the contents of an egg out through a pinhole in the shell. Since someone like your grandmother would already know how to do something like that, there was no need to tell her how to do it, hence the phrase "Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs" AKA don't give advice to people that already know said advice.
I'd never heard this phrase before and I thought it was a reference to Gollum from The Hobbit/LotR (if you know his backstory as stated in the books you'll know what I mean). But this explanation makes a lot more sense, and who knows, maybe that's where Tolkien got the idea of adding that to the Gollum story, but I have no clue whether that phrase came before or after his books
I love these kinds of things that show how kids think. Like the "absence makes the" example. That kid very likely had never heard that word outside of school attendance
@Matt_Rose you-skullemoji are-skullemoji most-skullemoji not-skullemoji! You-skullemoji are-skullemoji one-skullemoji unpre-skullemoji-dictable slipp-skullemoji-ery unpre-skullemoji-dictable indivi-skullemoji-dual. Although I do agree with the Checkov's shirt lol.
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead it to heaven," is actually a really nice saying. Now I've got the challenging task of defining what it means...
I might be taking this comment way too seriously, but as an ex-Christian Atheist, who still respects people's beliefs as long as they aren't hurting anyone, I'd say it's a pretty accurate saying without any hidden meaning. Nobody and nothing, according to Christian belief, can be LED to Heaven by anyone other than God or Jesus (depending on your denomination), so... yeah. Just an accurate statement by that kid, based on most Christian-based beliefs. (Sorry for the way too long response comment on this silly video). Have a lovely day!
You can save a person physically (i.e. giving him water to prevent death from thirst), but you can't save a person from the bad, unless they themselves make the choice. You can force them to survive physically. Bettering them is a burden you cannot bear, it is on them to make such a decision.
One fun metaphorical way you could interpret it, is that you can't be certain any of your actions will lead to a heaven, but you can take actions to improve life on earth. The horse here would be a metaphor for everyone. You can't lead the horse to heaven (either because it doesn't exist or because only God could really grant the horse entry), but you can give the horse water, and make it happier and healthier. Basically a metaphor about how we shouldn't pre-occupy ourselves with trying to follow rules to get into heaven, and instead should focus on helping each other to live fulfilling and healthy lives on earth.
I choose to believe “shouldn’t be alive” translates as confusion. That kid is thinking wtf how would you live in a glass house. You shouldn’t be alive.
If that kid had even one traumatic experience with broken glass, that line of thinking is entirely understandable. I mean imagine having to live in a place entirely made of glass. How scared would you be? What if you broke something? You might not even know. Plus one neighbor kid with a baseball and you're done for.
You might be right, but I wondered if it was more to do with temperature. It tends to be warmer in a glass house (aka greenhouse) than outside, right? Now if that kid is, say, in a part of the US that is already pretty hot to start with then it might be a understandable assumption that the inside of a greenhouse, with probably no a/c, would be too hot for a person to survive any period of time in.
@@hello-hb1ll Knowing it's warmer inside the greenhouse than out doesn't really mean they know in any detail how a greenhouse works. It just means they have been inside a greenhouse themselves and observed the warmer temperature. My grandpa had a greenhouse throughout my childhood, so when I was that age I would have understood a greenhouse to be warmer inside than outside. Maybe today's generation of grandparents are rather less likely to have a greenhouse though.
@@MrDannyDetail I was more thinking about glass breaking due to internal stresses from thermal expansion I would've known that when I was smaller too, just with less fancy wording
Reminds me of those Google autocomplete versions of descriptions or lyrics One of my personal favorites is the Tinder bio that was supposedly "written by AI"(during that era of people who pretended to be AI writing stuff back in 2018 before AI could actually do that, I.e. "Watched 2000 minutes of SpongeBob and came up with an episode") and said stuff like "Hello, my name is *in French"* and "My body *is ready"*
Once my friend from preschool said “if life gives you lemons, give them back who likes lemons like go get some chocolate or even some skittles for god sake” I laughed hysterically when they said that
When I was about 5 I did 'every purple cushion has a silver lining', 'the grass is always greener where the sun shines bright' and my personal favourite, 'too many cooks make too much stew.' I was a very wise child.
Purple and silver are a great combination and I want these cushions. However, all the brown grass in Australia would like a word with your second assertion.
I had to do exercises where you match the first half of sayings to the second half and I wrote "look before there is a way" and "where there is a will you leap".
@@DiamondKingStudios Two with a gun, two million with DDT, but two billion with the Industrial revolution! Don't underestimate the power of your british fathers
@@hello-hb1ll i don't see any of it leaving the glass, it does slosh up, like liquids do when falling, but the design of the wine glass allows it to swish around without completely spilling. If any did spill, it was miniscule considering that he jumped into ice water and managed to keep the glass full. The shock of temperature would probably make most people disregard keeping the glass upright, so it's impressive.
I adore the idea that one man's trash is a raccoon's treasure, because they keep proving that true again and again, and sometimes you will find yourself acting like that one man, and sometimes you will find yourself acting like that one raccoon.
As someone who lives in a brick house, I can confirm the wolf huffed and puffed but couldn't blow the house down so he went through the chimney and got burnt alive
I like how the kid who wrote that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t be alive was trying to write “live” at first and you can see it semi-erased under the words 0:32
I'm impressed by your ability to jump into the pool without spilling the wine or getting injured. I'd die and spill it all over myself, then people would think I got too drunk and that it was an accident
I- I don't think I was this stupid in 1st-3rd grade? I genuinely want to know how many of these I would've actually known. I definitely remember my mom using these terms...
“When life gives you lemons, you are always sour,” is actually a great way to call people out for being overly pessimistic, and as a pessimist myself I will use it
I prefer Matt over Emkay cause of the pure dedication and effort that Matt puts into each video and the sound effects and reading of literally everything (even if it isn’t English or an actual word) plus the way he says things is literally perfect
One of Robin's rants went too far and made me unsubscribe and stop watching any of their videos 😆 they should be more careful what's said on camera, I don't like to hear random Internet people get called "ass-douches" for some tiny thing that's not even political
Matt reads things quickly, interjects with zany antics, stays on topic, puts in effort, collects the material himself. He doesn't beg for interactions either. EmKay spends 90% of the video going off on tangents, gets political over everything, and just lazily scrapes Reddit. The narrator isn't the one who prepares the images, leading to them often missing the point or reacting before having seen the whole image. They have a big obnoxious subscribe animation that pops up covering the content. They're barely better than those fully automated channels that also just scrape Reddit.
matt i just wanna say youve helped me so much since my dogs passing, your videos never failed to put a smile on my face during my darkest times and ive been a fan for a while, thank you matt, lotta love
"When the going gets tough, You get buff" Are words that should be on the walls of every gym everywhere.
Funnily enough, exercise helped me feel better when I was down, so I kinda related to that.
They should also put “If at first you don’t succeed, cheat” on all of the school walls 😂
@@havenshaw7856
Stay in drugs
Say no to school
that is actually a pretty good saying ngl. it even rhymes!
@@doomguy9458 that's because exercise literally makes your brain happy. it's quite literally one of the best things you can do when the going gets tough to feel better ab yourself
By making these videos, Matt eliminates emotionless AI TikTok voices AND introduces some of his own antics. Truly killing 2 birds with a gun.
‘A gun’ was really unexpected and made me laugh my self off of my chair lol
@@Nubafoxy & its the point of the video
Quite a lot more efficient than a stone
r/foundamerican
No. The correct quote is "Killing two birds with one slice of ham and a windsock."
"Great minds think that I am beautiful" sounds like a villain quote and I don't know why
Holay Molay!
hi spag
I read that with bayonettas voice
Sounds like something Cruella would say 😄
Hey spag
i liked “one man’s trash is everyone’s trash” it’s actually so true
Why do I suddenly hear the soviet anthem playing?
r/accidental communism
One small trash for man, one giant landfill for mankind
I was a big fan of "one man's trash is a raccoon's treasure". it's both very true and feels intentional
I thought so too, until a neighbor of mine placed a 50” OLED TV in a dumpster because “it doesn’t work,” when it only needed a backlight replacement. Anyways, this is how I got a $700 TV for about $80 after a cheap repair. Still works.
"Dont let your dad pick out your clothes if he cant pick out his clothes" had me DYING 😭
Dad here:
5 Polo shirts, 2 variety packs of monochromatic pocket tee’s, 3 carpenter jeans, work boots, new balance tennis shoes, 8 mid calf pairs of socks, 1 job interview/wedding/funeral suit, good practical water resistant hooded jacket with functional pockets.
What more do you want? You now are dressed for every occasion and the entire wardrobe fits in a large suitcase assuming you wear the jacket, boots, and jeans and polo.
A proper man’s wardrobe can be packet to permanently flee the country in 20 minutes.
@@nemoexnuqual3643certified father moment
Reminds me of the time I wore a skirt with pants because it was trendy and my dad took me shopping because he thought I had no clothes. Please dad, I was wearing two bottoms at once.
Wait that's actually kinda good, that can mean many valuable things.
What was the original expression?
"Too many cooks in McDonald's and nobody's taking orders."
My favorite right here, speaks to me.
well, there's something to be said about it. if too many people are making things and not enough relate them to what's actually needed, that IS an issue.
i have a feeling the kid was venting about something that happened earlier
Kendrick shaking in his boots rn
In my experience as a teacher stuff like that is because their parents said that
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsaventing? That's kinda sus ngl
“The grass is always greener with our kindness” is unironically a very sweet quote.
And has actual use. That kid was cooking
Future Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Naive lil eejit.
2:28
Dad here: In my experience the people with greener grass are not the kindest. The kindest have mid quality grass.
Want proof, walk across the corner of various lawns and see how the owners react. Greenest grass and worst lawn with garbage everywhere are the worst, the guy who’s lawn is just good enough is happy to say “good morning.”
"Two wrongs, don't make me do it again." is mildly menacing.
It’s like their saying “don’t make it three wrongs” 😭
@@WhatAmIBrewingthey're*
“one man’s trash is everyone’s trash” is lowkey beautiful. just because it’s not your litter, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t clean it up.
Spitting facts
Yep it works
That last bit with God denying someone Heaven for being a “stinky stinky boy” is right out of Monty Python
I believe it actually says that the boy is stiky.
that's the work of some christian parents using god to scare their kid. "you'll go to hell if you don't have a bath."
I think the licking feet might be a no go
My personal favorite variation of "When life gives you lemons" is:
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it."
It simultaneously makes perfect sense, and no sense at the same time.
That's easy. When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price. You make juice out of yellow oranges, it's gotta be orange juice
When life gives you lemons,don’t make lemonade, make combustible lemons and throw them at life’s house. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons
"Find a different solution to your problem and get a leg up."
This makes no sense whatsoever 😡 why is he not on this team at the time he should go on a break to play the team he wants and he wants it back to be ooo😮
My favorite is: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade... Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
When I was little, I used to think "When you play with fire" ended with "You become an arsonist"
I guess that's true in a literal sense
Dang
Me in videogames:
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit flamethrower go flicky wooshy :D
Pyro tf2
gonna steal that
"We'll cross that bridge when my mum gets her coffee" is a total mood
relatable lol parents are always reliant on coffee
My daughter will grow up with that ringing all too true. Nothing happens before coffee here
I think, after all these years, my bone marrow probably makes it.
You just *know* that kid has been told "Mum just needs her coffee first" before.
That’s gonna be a hobby lobby home decor sign soon
The “best things in life” one was so heartwarming because the kids weren’t thinking of money at all, just things that made them happy.
And then the girl says "to be rich."
to be fair in this capitalist hellscape without money, you die
"when the going gets tough, you get buff" is a profoundly motivational sentence.
"Keep your friends close and quiet." sounds insanely ominous I love it
That kid is starting their super-villain arc 😂
@@avadamour1702 Future blackmailer extraordinaire, that one.
keep your friends close and quiet because i’m coming for them 😈
@ …and their little dogs, too!
Tagline for a new Quiet Place movie? Lol
I like how some of these kids unintentionally created interesting philosophical perspectives, like how the kid who said people who are given life's lemons become sour people.
Ikr, kids are always so unpredictable and occasionally drop the hardest quotes mankind has ever heard
"When life gives you lemons, you supervise" could be interpreted as "sometimes bad things can reveal errors in your ways"
@@GeneralCitizen Absolutely. Also, reinventing language, as in calling being sleepy being "bed thirsty" if you remember. Where would we be without them?
“Too many cooks in McDonald’s and nobody’s talking orders” truly a masterpiece of a quote
lol
"when the going gets tough, go to sleep" is a mood
"Sometimes you _can_ just wait it out"
I mean, it's always worked for me. 🤷♀
I was searching for this, I paused and looked for it. Yes, it is. It is real. Very real.
I can relate
I can relate when I'm having a really low day (bipolar depression) sometimes I just sleep the day away 😂
Why is no one talking about the commitment to make the "pisce" shirt when he's jumping into the pool?
Because, piss sign 😂
I missed that!
“ *Too Many Cooks* in McDonald’s and nobody to take my order! “ is REAL.
"When life gives you lemons, you are always sour" is actually pretty accurate, honestly.
why are lemons used to mean "bad things" in this saying anyway, lemons are rad!!
@@judy3827 Cause they make you go 😖
@judy3827 every year I give my friends 2-4 lemons for every present.
@@judy3827it’s a metaphor, it’s meant to be imaginative, doesn’t mean lemons are evil lol
Hold up...😳 His writing is this FIRE??🔥🔥
“When the going gets tough, I’ll help stray cats” is genuinely a great mindset to still do the small goods when things are bollocks
yeah!!
That is still me to this day, not the last part just the helping stray cats, I am always going to do that.
😊
I was also about to say this exact thing. When the going gets tough, I will still put in the effort to be kind.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't fully undress
People who live in glass houses shouldn't live in glass houses '''''''\''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ttku;'e56ryt;r;i
Glass houses in your area
I mean, unless the glass is foggy? But that's just splitting hairs
Or maybe they should? ;)
says you
"Slow and steady wins atrophy" is the funniest thing I've heard this year 💀
“One man’s trash is a raccoon’s treasure.”
Kid was trying to one up that saying. This version is true both figuratively and literally.
“if at first you don’t succeed, stop it eat chips” biggest mood i’ve ever seen
Light Yagami did both at the same time
That's the attitude
@@aliciam6145He took his chip… and he ATE IT too.
HOW is no-one talking about how Matt perfectly kept his wine in the glass? That shit was impressive
I am a professional
professional wine glasser 🔥🔥🗣‼️‼️
do not underestimate a professional drinker
@@Matt_Roseprofessional alcoholic
bro is johnathan joestar
“Two wrongs don’t make a difference”
Words to live by
My favorite iteration is "If you make a wrong turn, remember: Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left." Care of my grandfather. 😂
I always hear it as: two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Ah yes, when you make two mistakes on a maths question that perfectly cancel out...
I just like to tell people that two wrongs don't make three lefts and let them be confused for a second
It depends on the wrongs doesn’t it. Two life sentences- no difference
Two traffic tickets- big difference
Trespassing plus thought crime- life destroying difference
Being sentenced for a violent crime and being an illegal immigrant - cancels out and you get released that afternoon
“He’s in that movie Elf” is so funny and I bet that kid doesn’t even know it
I remember one time I was talking to my friend around my little brother and he overheard me say “Save a horse…” and then promptly finished my sentence with “get a divorce”
4:12 "Actions speak, so run away." That is oddly terrifying.
Actually yeah. Are you running away from what the actions are saying or are you running away to say something with that action?
They are going to Runaway an open up their mind.
The actions have become sentient. Run.
,,Out of sight ... never loose your might'' sounds like some cheesy gangster motivational quote and I absolutely love it.
"Just because you have no more to prove doesn't mean you should let yourself fall behind"
I felt like it was something you'd see on a sign in a tavern in an old-school Medieval-Setting MMORPG. Lol. Or maybe that a random NPC might say as you pass by. XD
I absolutely need "ALL GOOD THINGS MUST BE A POLICY" on a poster for work. As a policy analyst, it would save me a lot of time to just be able to point to that instead of presenting masses of evidence intuitively organized for efficient ignoring by elected officials.
efficient ignoring is wild
They represent the people, and the people along the coasts are morons.
I had a conversation with a few in reference to a chicken farm, they said they couldn’t understand how the Foster Farms affiliate chicken farm could kill their pet chickens rather than just chicken meat them at the store.
The fact that someone buys chicken which is probably labeled “Foster Farms,” can look at a chicken farmer with the Foster Farms logo and not put it together but is permitted to vote is terrifying.
The political left daily proves that “those who know the least know it the loudest.”
Would you have any advice for a recent graduate looking to become a policy analyst? :)
Policy analysis kind of lumps itself in, in my mind, with all those jobs cartoon dads have where they just sit in an office all day and do paperwork. Then again, I’m a library aid so I have my fair share haha
Google used to have the motto “don’t be evil.” They got rid of it. Apparently it was inconvenient.
"Great minds think I am beautiful" that kid is going PLACES 💀💀😭😭
Its a winner mentality
Though, for how young that kid was, it does say something concerning about our culture. Both that she's concerned with being beautiful, and that she clearly gets called beautiful by people. I don't know if calling kids beautiful is the best thing...
"One man's trash is a raccoon's treasure" is really wholesome!
I once saw a kid trying to finish the “Better late than..” saying, and he said “Pregnant.”
💀💀💀
That’s wild
absolutely crazy
Lol! Blanche said that in a Golden Girls episode. That may be where he got it from.
From what I've heard, literally anything is better than pregnant.
7:37 “One man’s trash is a raccoon’s treasure” man this kid is going places
2:33 "A picture is worth $20" that kid's going places.
Going to your local Walgreens
Peter Parker had better renegotiate his contract.
20 bucks is 20 bucks
I hope the teacher gave that kid the rightfully earned $20 for that assignment.
You know, that reminds me of an English class we had about a month ago. We're not on an English speaking country, and the assignment was about expressions and stuff. The teacher told us to post (we have online class sometimes) "a photo that said more than a thousand words"... a classmate posted some random-ass image from Google and said "I think this image is worth a 10 bucks" and didn't elaborate further.
“If at first you don’t succeed stop it eat chips” is honestly too real
"What goes up must come down" was said by someone who's never seen a helium balloon.
The notion that "'what comes up must come down' was said by someone who's never seen a helium balloon" is an assertion of convenience put forth by someone who's not paid attention to said balloon falling after the helium leaks out of them...
Well when the helium leaks out, the balloon is no longer a helium balloon so really a different thing is coming back down. This is a ship of Theseus problem. 🙃
@@starsINSPACE Airship of Theseus problem. It can't be the 'real' ship of Theseus because it's not the same metaphor about a boat after all the pieces have been exchanged.
@@a-s-greig ok but the helium that escaped the balloon does indeed keep going up, eventually outgassing into space
"Those who live in a glass house should have their toilet in the basement"
oh my god 😭 true tho
The meaning of the phrase "Teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" basically means to try and give advice to someone about a subject said person is already knowledgeable about, especially if that person is more knowledgeable in that subject than you.
It stems from an old practice the elderly did before the invention of modern dentistry. Basically, elderly people would have no teeth or very bad teeth, and they only way they could get protein was to suck the contents of an egg out through a pinhole in the shell. Since someone like your grandmother would already know how to do something like that, there was no need to tell her how to do it, hence the phrase "Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs" AKA don't give advice to people that already know said advice.
But why suck it out of a pinhole? Why not just crack the egg into a cup or something
That makes more sense, i always assumed it was like a boiled egg
Oh! I thought it's an euphemism.
Which makes it kind of hilarious that the kid put pretty much the exact meaning of the phrase (7:10).
I'd never heard this phrase before and I thought it was a reference to Gollum from The Hobbit/LotR (if you know his backstory as stated in the books you'll know what I mean). But this explanation makes a lot more sense, and who knows, maybe that's where Tolkien got the idea of adding that to the Gollum story, but I have no clue whether that phrase came before or after his books
My favourite deliberately incorrect quote is "rocks can be used to bludgeon birds"
But how many birds with one rock?
But how many birds with one rock?
@@Manelneedsaname
But how many birds with one rock?
@@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 but how many birds with one rock?
@@i.love_sTuFf but how many birds with one rock?
"It's always darker before morning and then at night it gets dark again" sounds like a line from a Bill Wurtz song
“When life gives you lemons, you are always sour” is genuinely brilliant.
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FROGMERGENCY E SITUATION‼️‼️‼️🐸🐸🐸🐸📣📣📣📣📣
She frogs on my emergency til i situation
IMPORTANT AMPHIBIAN SCENARIO!!!!!! 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣
Now that I know that money can’t buy frogs, it really adds some context to the devastation caused by EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONs.
I love these kinds of things that show how kids think. Like the "absence makes the" example. That kid very likely had never heard that word outside of school attendance
"If at first you don't succeed, stop it, eat chips" is an absolutely banging piece of advice. I'm adopting that.
I KNEW as soon as he mentioned the Pisce shirt, he would be wearing it later in the vidéo.
It’s Chekov’s Shirt!!
Am I really that pre-skullemoji-dictable?
@Matt_Rose you-skullemoji are-skullemoji most-skullemoji not-skullemoji! You-skullemoji are-skullemoji one-skullemoji unpre-skullemoji-dictable slipp-skullemoji-ery unpre-skullemoji-dictable indivi-skullemoji-dual. Although I do agree with the Checkov's shirt lol.
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"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead it to heaven," is actually a really nice saying. Now I've got the challenging task of defining what it means...
I might be taking this comment way too seriously, but as an ex-Christian Atheist, who still respects people's beliefs as long as they aren't hurting anyone, I'd say it's a pretty accurate saying without any hidden meaning. Nobody and nothing, according to Christian belief, can be LED to Heaven by anyone other than God or Jesus (depending on your denomination), so... yeah. Just an accurate statement by that kid, based on most Christian-based beliefs. (Sorry for the way too long response comment on this silly video). Have a lovely day!
@AlexanderStark Hey! I'm also an ex-Christian atheist and I think you're right
You can save a person physically (i.e. giving him water to prevent death from thirst), but you can't save a person from the bad, unless they themselves make the choice.
You can force them to survive physically. Bettering them is a burden you cannot bear, it is on them to make such a decision.
You can make someone feel better but not make their overall life better
One fun metaphorical way you could interpret it, is that you can't be certain any of your actions will lead to a heaven, but you can take actions to improve life on earth.
The horse here would be a metaphor for everyone. You can't lead the horse to heaven (either because it doesn't exist or because only God could really grant the horse entry), but you can give the horse water, and make it happier and healthier. Basically a metaphor about how we shouldn't pre-occupy ourselves with trying to follow rules to get into heaven, and instead should focus on helping each other to live fulfilling and healthy lives on earth.
I choose to believe “shouldn’t be alive” translates as confusion. That kid is thinking wtf how would you live in a glass house. You shouldn’t be alive.
If that kid had even one traumatic experience with broken glass, that line of thinking is entirely understandable. I mean imagine having to live in a place entirely made of glass. How scared would you be? What if you broke something? You might not even know. Plus one neighbor kid with a baseball and you're done for.
You might be right, but I wondered if it was more to do with temperature. It tends to be warmer in a glass house (aka greenhouse) than outside, right? Now if that kid is, say, in a part of the US that is already pretty hot to start with then it might be a understandable assumption that the inside of a greenhouse, with probably no a/c, would be too hot for a person to survive any period of time in.
@@MrDannyDetail what 2nd grader would know how greenhouses work?
@@hello-hb1ll Knowing it's warmer inside the greenhouse than out doesn't really mean they know in any detail how a greenhouse works. It just means they have been inside a greenhouse themselves and observed the warmer temperature. My grandpa had a greenhouse throughout my childhood, so when I was that age I would have understood a greenhouse to be warmer inside than outside. Maybe today's generation of grandparents are rather less likely to have a greenhouse though.
@@MrDannyDetail I was more thinking about glass breaking due to internal stresses from thermal expansion
I would've known that when I was smaller too, just with less fancy wording
Reminds me of those Google autocomplete versions of descriptions or lyrics
One of my personal favorites is the Tinder bio that was supposedly "written by AI"(during that era of people who pretended to be AI writing stuff back in 2018 before AI could actually do that, I.e. "Watched 2000 minutes of SpongeBob and came up with an episode") and said stuff like "Hello, my name is *in French"* and "My body *is ready"*
I was born *in the dark* My turnoffs are *being blocked on Whatsapp* and *being found in human form*
This has me 😂😂 so much!!
2 wrongs dont make a difference is really ominous
A watched pot never looks away is doing wonders for my paranoia
“This kitchen ain’t big enough for the both of us” -watched pot (most likely)
Once my friend from preschool said “if life gives you lemons, give them back who likes lemons like go get some chocolate or even some skittles for god sake” I laughed hysterically when they said that
Is your friend Cave Johnson?
@@astero5124 They're missing the part about inventing combustible lemons to burn your house down.
"When bad things get handed your way, you still can negotiate."
_I am the lime man_
"When the going gets tough, go to sleep" is actually my body's current response to stress.
Good advice I practice every day. How did that kid know?
"We'll cross that bridge,when mum gets her coffee".
I wheezed.
"never trust a rock, because it's not a real person"
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“BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE FEET YOU STINKY STINKY BOY” actually has me giggling hysterically 💀
Same
“SKULLEMOJIIII” - a really really famous quote by the legendary Matthew Rose
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@@Matt_Rose skullemojiiiii
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@@Matt_Rose suckle emoji
1:40 implies horses are inherently sinful creatures.
Who says that they aren’t?
I understood it as you can't help someone else to get to heaven, they have to get there themselves
oh, horses *are* inherently sinful creatures.
Once you look into ones eye's, you'll understand. Sinister creatures.
because they are
3:01 Another Emergency Frog Situation!!
Also, congrats on the 1,000,000 subs, Matt!!
2:26 I like how this one is wholesome but the next one is gloomy.
The duality of kindergarteners right there 🤣🤣
I love that so many of these have unironically become even better quotes, some kind and some just funny.
When I was about 5 I did 'every purple cushion has a silver lining', 'the grass is always greener where the sun shines bright' and my personal favourite, 'too many cooks make too much stew.' I was a very wise child.
i like the phrase too many cooks have their won daytime TV show
Purple and silver are a great combination and I want these cushions. However, all the brown grass in Australia would like a word with your second assertion.
I had to do exercises where you match the first half of sayings to the second half and I wrote "look before there is a way" and "where there is a will you leap".
no, grass is actually greener when rain is enabled.
smart boy.
Kill two birds with - "A Gun"
American ahh proverb 🤣😂
Two with a gun, two million with DDT
There’s no way like the American Way
@@DiamondKingStudios Two with a gun, two million with DDT, but two billion with the Industrial revolution! Don't underestimate the power of your british fathers
@@mistrsportak9940 What smog Britain makes, her sons in America make tenfold.
Ironically one can interpret the stone in that saying as a metaphor for bullet so the kid was pretty accurate.
Right because NO other country has people who hunt. 🙄
"When the going gets tough, go to sleep" relatable
I really like "One man's trash is everybody's trash.".
It really highlights the collective responsibility we have when we create waste.
I told my English teacher yesterday
“When life gives you lemons, take the tree.”
"Don't cry over horses" this kid better not watch Bojack Horseman in the future
MLP G4 also has some pretty sad episodes, so chances are they'll do that even earlier.
Or 'Equus'.
"when the going gets tough you get buff" actual banger of a quote
0:59 HELL YEA the Matt Rose edition is way better than AI voice
You know the answer is going to be bloody hilarious when Matt Rose shows one word at a time
"Better late than... REALLY REALLY Hungry"
Yknow this might actually be true I will start living by this advice
5:09 AND NOT A DROP OF WINE SPILLED!!!! Great priorities, Matt!
Absolute legend
erm akshually, he did spill a bit of it 🤓
@@hello-hb1ll i don't see any of it leaving the glass, it does slosh up, like liquids do when falling, but the design of the wine glass allows it to swish around without completely spilling.
If any did spill, it was miniscule considering that he jumped into ice water and managed to keep the glass full. The shock of temperature would probably make most people disregard keeping the glass upright, so it's impressive.
@@blakewhite3131 true, it looks like a small bit of it was spilled but it's still impressive
5:00 Him wearing the pisce shirt 😭😭😭
HELPPPP 💀
Nah bro 💀
So good😂
pis sign
half of these are just more accurate with today's world than the originals
Maybe that kid thought it was "abstinence makes" and "less people" is an obvious answer lol
I adore the idea that one man's trash is a raccoon's treasure, because they keep proving that true again and again, and sometimes you will find yourself acting like that one man, and sometimes you will find yourself acting like that one raccoon.
As someone who lives in a glass house, I can confirm that I shouldn't be alive.
as someone who lives in a straw house, I can confirm that I am no longer alive
@@highlyuntrainedprofessional that goddamn wolf.
As someone who lives in a brick house, I can confirm the wolf huffed and puffed but couldn't blow the house down so he went through the chimney and got burnt alive
As someone who lives in a stick house, playing with fire burned it to the ground. I am homeless, which also means that I cannot be a beggar.
@@Ra1ndr0p Aw. Such a sweet story. Heartwarming
“When the going gets tough, you get buff” goes hard.
Unironically better than the original
@@holyelephantmg8838 It should even be on posters.
@@holyelephantmg8838 Needs to be on posters too.
same with
"If at first you don't succeed then you cheat"
SNEAKY LIL SCOUNDREL!
5:05 the fact that matt didnt spill a single drop of wine has to qualify him for some kind of guiness world record
I like how the kid who wrote that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t be alive was trying to write “live” at first and you can see it semi-erased under the words 0:32
Roses are red violets are blue,
The FBIs most wanted fugitive Curious George,
Is coming for YOU
What is this, a crossover episode?
That monkey was just too curious…
😨
I'm impressed by your ability to jump into the pool without spilling the wine or getting injured. I'd die and spill it all over myself, then people would think I got too drunk and that it was an accident
5:08 really impressive you still keep that wine glass steady
guy has experience
@@dsaid20817 golden experience
Without spilling out indeed
I- I don't think I was this stupid in 1st-3rd grade? I genuinely want to know how many of these I would've actually known. I definitely remember my mom using these terms...
Out of sight, never lose your might sounds like a badass slogan or catchphrase.
7:58 Isabelle whenever I open Animal Crossing:
Yes
Emergency frog situation
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how can we prepare though? money can't buy frogs, after all.
"The grass is always greener with our kindness" is lovely actually
5:08 I'm genuinely impressed at how little wine he spilled.
“When life gives you lemons, you are always sour,” is actually a great way to call people out for being overly pessimistic, and as a pessimist myself I will use it
I like how he made the balon joke before it appeared in the video (4:52). Good foreshadowing
Cheers. I should be writing plays really.
@@Matt_Rose That just gave me an idea. Have Emerald Chat help write the script to a play, then act it out!
@@StuffandThings_YES.
@@StuffandThings_ THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS
DO IT
I love the pisce sign.
3:01 EMERGENCY MONEY SITUATION
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
I'm gonna stop calling it "economic depression" and start calling it "emergency dollar situation"
I like how someone dreamed that “Emergency frog situation” would be spammed all over Twitter, and in real life it’s been spread all over TH-cam.
Aww I was gonna comment thattt
EMERGENCY MONEY SITUATION
I prefer Matt over Emkay cause of the pure dedication and effort that Matt puts into each video and the sound effects and reading of literally everything (even if it isn’t English or an actual word) plus the way he says things is literally perfect
Emkay also just sounds really... inflamatory sometimes.
They just rant about every single thing for almost a minute, gets boring very quickly
One of Robin's rants went too far and made me unsubscribe and stop watching any of their videos 😆 they should be more careful what's said on camera, I don't like to hear random Internet people get called "ass-douches" for some tiny thing that's not even political
Matt reads things quickly, interjects with zany antics, stays on topic, puts in effort, collects the material himself. He doesn't beg for interactions either.
EmKay spends 90% of the video going off on tangents, gets political over everything, and just lazily scrapes Reddit. The narrator isn't the one who prepares the images, leading to them often missing the point or reacting before having seen the whole image. They have a big obnoxious subscribe animation that pops up covering the content. They're barely better than those fully automated channels that also just scrape Reddit.
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1:11 “ghost white a knife”
That cracked me up lol
2:11 how is the handwriting so good 😦😦😦
matt i just wanna say youve helped me so much since my dogs passing, your videos never failed to put a smile on my face during my darkest times and ive been a fan for a while, thank you matt, lotta love
Glad I could help a little, take care mate.