VAMPIRE vs EVERY UNIT - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

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ความคิดเห็น • 964

  • @lordzo7758
    @lordzo7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Vampire: " Do you want a berserk reference right now ?
    *_BEND OVER_* "

    • @majorkalashinikov1277
      @majorkalashinikov1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Vampire truly mentaly traumatyzed the troopers , thankfully he didn't found any wierd egg

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad they don’t know Elf Dimension Style

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *DONOVAN NO!*

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoodycoo4391 Donovan: "DONOVAN YES!"

  • @Xeptar
    @Xeptar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    *It’s Count Rapeulot*
    0:32 - Intimate on first date
    2:04 - Plowing the Fields
    3:03 - Surprise Buttsecks
    6:35 - Censored Clip
    12:20 - Moment of Penetration
    12:25 - An Old VHS Video for Women on “How to Defend Yourself”
    12:48 - Hacker Voice “I’m in”
    13:00 - That one Highschool dude
    13:44 - The Good Succ

    • @FaptaA
      @FaptaA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I LOVE YOUR COMMENT THANKS A LOT

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "He's in his armour suit you obviously can't penetrate his metal ass"

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dexen during the good succ he even says “oh yeh”

    • @codytran1719
      @codytran1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That one highschool dude so got me

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RandomPerson-hd6wr IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CRACK LIFE REFERENCE?!

  • @lizardlad279
    @lizardlad279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Vampire in TABS:exists
    Vlad: I’m about to end this hole mans career

    • @thegipset5327
      @thegipset5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:09 Dracula vs vampire.
      What? Vlad is child of vampire his name is vlad dracula he are general in salib war he kill many muslimin and he be a legendary! Vlad Dracula is child of couple vampire remember that

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "hole mans"
      Wut

    • @lizardlad279
      @lizardlad279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Gipset no I was just saying that cuz the tabs unit is literally called vlad

    • @salidodc1447
      @salidodc1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegipset5327 actually the legend of Dracula was inspired by Vlad also known as glad the simpler for impaling his enemies with giant sticks. The act was so Gruesome that Vlad Dracula was created for fiction. But you are still right.

  • @Maziz227
    @Maziz227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    13:04 Vapire vs Vlad the Impaler (Original Dracula) epic irony

  • @theedittingjoke
    @theedittingjoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "Dracula don't suck, Dracula scrape and lick!"

  • @angeloawesomeness8641
    @angeloawesomeness8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    14:37 looked wrong for kids

    • @kurohakze485
      @kurohakze485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DONK*

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He took a bite out of his *_Stainless steel_*

  • @piotrwisniewski70
    @piotrwisniewski70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Everybody is commenting about Dracula's attacks but nobody is gonna comment how painful was 14:38 ?

    • @Yourdailycardriver
      @Yourdailycardriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      May God have mercy on that tree giant!!😱

    • @rpproductions9189
      @rpproductions9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OH NO

    • @ehm182_9
      @ehm182_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ouch he got his pp blood succed and then he hit his pp with tree roots 😭 poor guy

    • @aweirdnibba2.023
      @aweirdnibba2.023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ehm182_9 Yeah, poor guy I feel bad for him.

    • @astolenusername7687
      @astolenusername7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      S U C C

  • @Bunford10
    @Bunford10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    13:40 When the head is so good that you cant take it...

  • @swootymedia6398
    @swootymedia6398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Things I have learned from this historical documentary:
    -Ninjas and dinosaurs are very effective against vampires
    -Despite essentially being giant stakes, ballista bolts are useless against vampires
    -Vampires make cartoonish 'nomnom' noises as they feed
    -If you're tall enough, a vampire WILL bite you in the junk

  • @LogandoesstuffAmogusRealSus
    @LogandoesstuffAmogusRealSus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    9:42 What was he aiming at?

    • @Mirolo12
      @Mirolo12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He tried to commit suicide

    • @LuigieGaming456
      @LuigieGaming456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He throw a bomb at the opposite side

  • @MrDuzzee
    @MrDuzzee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    3:17 we just all going to ignore this
    Edit thanks for all the likes

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrDuzzee no

    • @Yourdailycardriver
      @Yourdailycardriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Poor night

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      xavier gonzales he got raped

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      knight:no homo! ´punch´

    • @rjhabon
      @rjhabon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrDuzzee Don't mention it and no problem bub

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    7:20 was actually really cool

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    3:26
    **Sucks blood from catapult**
    Why? Because logic.

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could say it’s...
      *_TOTALLY ACCURATE_* -BATTLE SIMULATOR-

  • @SphericalParagon
    @SphericalParagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    0:52 *_And here we have a mother mammoth feeding its young_*

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brutal

    • @randomm9318
      @randomm9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He almost lifted the damn thing

  • @TaigaShark-ij8oh
    @TaigaShark-ij8oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    This Vampire is so wrong. It felt like he's doing sexual harassment.
    Edited: woah crap man, that's alot of likes. Thanks.
    Also yes, Shin Malphur, the vampire is a molestor, and protestor to no-nut-November

    • @saxonkeel4445
      @saxonkeel4445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Isnt that what Vampires normally do?

    • @Supersayainslick
      @Supersayainslick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah but not me tho If I see a vampire I would tell say no homo

    • @amongus2260
      @amongus2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Supersayainslick not funny didn't laugh

    • @cheeseymacky7061
      @cheeseymacky7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Supersayainslick funny. I did laugh.

    • @thesilliestgoose5990
      @thesilliestgoose5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lord Azreal Lais death by snu snu...

  • @КолянчикКатапультист
    @КолянчикКатапультист 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    4:42vampir"am nom nom!"human"nanani!"

    • @finic2807
      @finic2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Вампиру судя по звукам очень вкусно!

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    6:13 A set-up for something inappropriate

  • @stacystaley1069
    @stacystaley1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    7:23 hey that's illegal

    • @Yourdailycardriver
      @Yourdailycardriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @cacamlo2200
      @cacamlo2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      12:47 that’s illegal too

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all of these are illegal

  • @SrBlue-qp2ux
    @SrBlue-qp2ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The video title should be: Sexual Maniac vs every Unit

  • @marko9061
    @marko9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    5:45 how cool was that WWE spear

  • @mihklis3892
    @mihklis3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    3:22 how tf he CAN suck blood from a catapult?

    • @ehm182_9
      @ehm182_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mihkel Laur LMFAO

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don't you know that catapults are actually made from flesh of the enemies and their blood was used to keep the flesh together?

    • @traceyomoruyi302
      @traceyomoruyi302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't question a rapist

    • @skyletjasondean7727
      @skyletjasondean7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mihkel Laur he just suck out the nutrients of the catapult. Since it’s made out if wood so it got weakened. XD

    • @thienviet3429
      @thienviet3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you think wood?

  • @jaldarone
    @jaldarone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    12:25 ah, yes, kick his balls, an effective strategy

    • @CGTNinEnglish
      @CGTNinEnglish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Taekwondo is called peanut cracker

  • @MrHds46
    @MrHds46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Somebody should make Vlad with vampire abilities

    • @carnoyoutubeman
      @carnoyoutubeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hds406 That's pretty ironic. Vlad is a vampire killer not a vampire himself lol.

    • @Fakeusername806
      @Fakeusername806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@carnoyoutubeman he's not a vampire killer cuz he's a vampire himself vlad drinks the blood of his enemies
      But he has a wooden sharp spiky bat technology so in real life or in tabs he can be a vampire hunter

    • @3.615ธณภัทรเดชบุญ
      @3.615ธณภัทรเดชบุญ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carnoyoutubeman do you mean van helsing?

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The vampire was based off of the legend of Vlad the Impaler

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I mean the legend of Dracula was based off of Vlad the Impaler

  • @demo_AAA
    @demo_AAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    1:05
    FBI OPEN UP!!!

  • @space-wolf6351
    @space-wolf6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    1:01- i call the police

    • @Naif3mk
      @Naif3mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Space- Wolf bruh😂😂😂😂😂

    • @poyo2830
      @poyo2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *its a good reson tho.*

    • @KobibebX
      @KobibebX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just call FBI

    • @lordzo7758
      @lordzo7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Naif3mk he put his hand on the victim mouth lol

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He muffled his screams

  • @Guy21072536
    @Guy21072536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    9:55 DENIED!!!

  • @anijahatwater6406
    @anijahatwater6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:05
    Vampire: 1, 2, annnd 3 is down Now it's for you~
    Women: BOY MOVE
    *_Smack_*

    • @jager477
      @jager477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it looked like she wanted it

  • @PROGAMER-fp9ds
    @PROGAMER-fp9ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    1:40 DODGE

  • @nul_point
    @nul_point 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:07 *NOW THAT'S WRONG*

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R34 artists: *Show time.*

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Egg T ???

    • @mr.leeleeleee7153
      @mr.leeleeleee7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:40 This is even MORE wrong.

    • @klsad
      @klsad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:17

  • @labcrab3573
    @labcrab3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:20 that was pretty cool

  • @shinpuppy50
    @shinpuppy50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    VAMPIRE vs EVERY UNIT (gone sexual)

  • @ZexySF
    @ZexySF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    13:43 “ I came out if the closet”

  • @Apricoffee
    @Apricoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:17 amazing

  • @SIRSANDMAN0
    @SIRSANDMAN0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this character is just wierd. they constantly say "om nom nom" and start "sucking" on enemies

  • @tysonthegamer6208
    @tysonthegamer6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:27 he sure does love wood.

  • @kosta7084
    @kosta7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Vampire: "I'VE REJECTED MY HUMANITY, JOJO!"

  • @hamletislostxd9474
    @hamletislostxd9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:04 he was gettin him sum *_PUH_*

  • @stimurate-pariparu5051
    @stimurate-pariparu5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:29 the fact that he said 'nom nom nom' after the bone mage missed his attack got me crying XD.

  • @jevimendoza1074
    @jevimendoza1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vampire:a kid easy
    Hafling:hey im no easy im hard
    Halfling:*dead*

  • @Jac7pot
    @Jac7pot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:24
    Stone thrower: *throws stone*
    Vampire: *pulls out uno reverse card* get rekt >:3
    Stone thrower: T-T

  • @Terminatorex
    @Terminatorex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    6:37 *censored*

  • @HeadHunter-mv2ht
    @HeadHunter-mv2ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So lets sum this up
    Tribal Faction: Everyone except the Chief and his pet mammoth fell to this supernatural monster, ensuring that only the strongest would survive to pass on there gene's.
    Peasants Faction: Just like in horror movies the regular village peasant's stood no chance aginst the vampire threat until they started hunting it in pack's (Wheelbarrow) or summoned a supernatural monster of there own (Scarecrow), but at what cost i wonder?
    Medieval Faction: Nothing short but the well armored knight's or the king himself stood a chance in single combat aginst the undead beast.
    Ancient Faction: The legion's tactics proved extremely effective aginst the vampire threat, with only minor losses (Shielded and Legionnaire) they had managed to hold the line.
    Viking Faction: In the north the hardy viking's had found themselves as prey to the deadly vampire's, it was only though the aid of the valkyries, strength of their jarls and sturdiness of there boats that they had managed to survive.
    Dynasty Faction: Moving to the far east the Vampire scourge overtook many warrior's, and though the ninja and dragon's where able to hold the line it finally took the monkey king's overwhelming might to banish the undead back to the west.
    Renaissance Faction: Having long regarded there ancestor's tale's as nothing but fiction the people of the renaissance found themselves ill-equipped to fend of the vampire's, only though musket's and horseback jouster's where they able to fend off the undead beast's long enough for Da vinci to finish his ultimate weapon.
    Pirate Faction: Though the Vampire's proved a formidable foe at first the hardy pirates where able to overpower them soon enough. (P.S. your forgot the Blunderbuss)
    Spooky Faction: Back in the underwold the Vampire's where getting too proud, believing that they should rule over the land of the dead they attacked the reaper's troops, however the Candlehead's and Swordcasters where able to easily cull ther number's down their numbers for the reaper to finish off.
    Wild West Faction: Coming (hopefully) Soon
    Secret: Though out history there are many long forgotten battles with vampire's, who one and who lost are only for those who have watched them to know.

  • @alexraill2838
    @alexraill2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:04 that dodge was awesome

  • @kennedt7561
    @kennedt7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:38 this fight was fire ngl

  • @diamonx.661
    @diamonx.661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:00 so your telling me that a catapult can't stop the vampire but a snake can?
    seems legit XD

  • @ALPHAz111
    @ALPHAz111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:21 that was an amazing come back he got outplayed

  • @kalmason23
    @kalmason23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:20 that vampire was giving that good brain. Slurping and everything. Daym

  • @xxcheezycheezexx598
    @xxcheezycheezexx598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:37
    Blue Vampire: Who are you?
    Red Vampire: You but stronger
    Red Vampire: Now its time to... SUCK YA BLOOD

  • @lightswitch2622
    @lightswitch2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Looks like whenever he gets the enemy pinned down, its almost always a victory

  • @MaDragon20
    @MaDragon20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now we have a Vampire in TABS,we need a Werewolf.

  • @muhabot9680
    @muhabot9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:49 looks like he likes attacking sideways

  • @captainfoxyplayz3267
    @captainfoxyplayz3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:00 when someone skips you when giving a high five

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you jump onto their back and start to suck the life force out of them?

    • @captainfoxyplayz3267
      @captainfoxyplayz3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mlgthuglife5528 are you saying you wouldn't do that? 😂

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, I to rape my victims when they skip me when I'm giving a high five.

  • @Oskar_GD
    @Oskar_GD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:45 Watch out watch out John Cena

  • @aleksd286
    @aleksd286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:14 - Literally me and *the boys* against a vampire

  • @lawrizli8672
    @lawrizli8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:00 Like a boss moment

  • @datfacepriceless3442
    @datfacepriceless3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:36
    when she stares at you in bed and says "I'm into shy people"

  • @adriane454
    @adriane454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:45 WOAH THEREEEE

  • @geovancal3393
    @geovancal3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:52 did you expect the literal angel to win

  • @murrz-_-
    @murrz-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:17 I’m not even gonna ask what that looks like

  • @stormdust5455
    @stormdust5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vampire biting the wood and wins... Yeah totally accurate

  • @ameenariaz1968
    @ameenariaz1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:27 I didn't know wood had blood

  • @TheReminiscentalOne
    @TheReminiscentalOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm starting to believe the developers are actually abusing the dracula's biting hitpoints.

  • @Ruinz32
    @Ruinz32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:01
    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *he hates bats*

  • @animagi6844
    @animagi6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:01 when zeus broke the bat

  • @NathanTheHedgehog
    @NathanTheHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:00
    Red: I'm coming to get you!
    Blue: Yeah, nice try Buddy.

  • @alexberhane7083
    @alexberhane7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:01 first time I've seen a vampire die in bat form

  • @phoenixmoudymedina461
    @phoenixmoudymedina461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:50 love at first kiss

  • @heylisten1612
    @heylisten1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who would say that all we needed to defeat a vampire was just apple? 2:29

  • @pathetic8709
    @pathetic8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So? Nobody gonna talk about how the vampire survived the sunlight?

  • @superbooper19
    @superbooper19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It just looked like the vampire was harassing all the other units

  • @Salvo04
    @Salvo04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Think new ship guys? 2:03
    Edit: however

    • @bigdongcat
      @bigdongcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its rape, so it cant be shipped

    • @alovekok9044
      @alovekok9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually according to the SJW community, you can actually ship a rapist and a victim.

    • @Salvo04
      @Salvo04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why?

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alove Kok oh ok.

  • @maurotechera2486
    @maurotechera2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:51 tiene una garrapata el mamoth XD.

  • @elgus3802
    @elgus3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:41 Oh my GOD that was sick

  • @PB50.
    @PB50. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:13 yea imma end it right there

  • @vanadiate3085
    @vanadiate3085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That poor halfling...

  • @lawrizli8672
    @lawrizli8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:24 Please tell me how does this work?

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything is simple when you can suck the physics out of everything!

  • @dracheusmomentus2033
    @dracheusmomentus2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we got an 18+ Faction
    Starting with Dracula/Vampire
    God damn he's into that kind of shit

    • @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
      @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      theirs boss unit would be an giant dildo rided by some women clothed in latex

  • @rhyoncalebfozsantos
    @rhyoncalebfozsantos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It feels as if I'm watching BJJ(Brazilian Jiu Jitsu) with the small units

  • @animagi6844
    @animagi6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:06 DEATH! YOU DARE BETRAY MEEE!!

  • @toxicflame2427
    @toxicflame2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He tackled the rock thrower at 0:24

  • @welp4709
    @welp4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:21.Firework archer:I'm gonna win!!!!
    Vampire:Are u sure about that?
    Also Vampire:*transform into bat form and transform again in a "human"form*
    Vampire:The fire pest of yours is gone now.
    Firework archer:..............Oh come on!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me:Wow.......I hAtE WhEn tHaT hApPend.......
    1 like=1request so landfall fix that.

  • @TurkiyeBall
    @TurkiyeBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:35 Okay...

  • @ausaralexander2627
    @ausaralexander2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel real bad for that Mammoth 😂

  • @icecream1728
    @icecream1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13:35 is painful to watch

  • @CarlosRodriguez-nu5gj
    @CarlosRodriguez-nu5gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blue knight said the hell you will, back hand! Also omg the rape 12:40

  • @andrewsypniewski3403
    @andrewsypniewski3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:59
    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @gun8378
    @gun8378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:20 so the vampire is sucking the blood of the wagon and kills the wielder ok

  • @PePentoou
    @PePentoou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:38 where's the blunderbuss?

    • @bloodreaper8822
      @bloodreaper8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its at 10:01

    • @stickmaniac672
      @stickmaniac672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bloodreaper8822 that be the captain.

    • @yenjungliu4600
      @yenjungliu4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The blunderbus would take too long

  • @josecriollo6976
    @josecriollo6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    knight: CHAAAAAARGE
    vampire: ole *gets behind him*
    Knight: ahhhh get it off me, avavavaveewwaasdw*falls*
    vampire: fucking time 3:16
    knight: NO HOMO

  • @MrHds46
    @MrHds46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The real Batman... Dracula

  • @shkotayd9749
    @shkotayd9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half the time because they are so cheap and so fast, I use nothing but vampires to defeat some of the later more technical armies lol. A simple swarm of fast moving, hard to hit bloodsuckers can go a LONG ways. And it sounds funny as hell while you are at it xD
    "Nom nom! Slurpslurpslurp! Mmm!"

  • @Selond2
    @Selond2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vampire unit: I came looking for booty....

  • @kennethfajardo9102
    @kennethfajardo9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:20
    That was so smart!!!

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a beautiful vampire, such a gentle creature 🤣🤣

  • @neobranco1
    @neobranco1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:10 911

  • @bigmacjack5095
    @bigmacjack5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vampire is the highschool wrestling coach that could've went pro but hurt his knee

  • @ExquisitePainCh.
    @ExquisitePainCh. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:00 deja vu on the last video

  • @radityakevin6352
    @radityakevin6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vampire’s takedowns puts olympic wrestlers to shame

  • @royaldarkness8453
    @royaldarkness8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    at 7:20 , did he just eat the rocket and nothing happen ?

  • @LemonMelonShork
    @LemonMelonShork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:09 *R E J E C T E D*