Can I Borrow A Piece Of Paper?

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    hey Show More and mobile folks. have you ever been in this situation??? so relatable huh? and also everything they're saying is also a situation you've been in, right?

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  • @PhilJamesson
    @PhilJamesson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    can i borrow ten billion views

    • @BeeGuns
      @BeeGuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah gimme a few minutes fam, I gotchu

    • @bogardeth
      @bogardeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would like this returned.

    • @rossmaclean2
      @rossmaclean2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That depends. Are you going to return the 28221.7 years this would take?

    • @Layahn
      @Layahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      make sure to give them back, haha

    • @whyilee
      @whyilee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious - both the vid and this comment. Good job Phil

  • @nicnemec7856
    @nicnemec7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    A Phil Jamesson sketch where neither person is the straight man is utter chaos.

    • @BenHazel007
      @BenHazel007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But also somehow both characters are the straight man as well. I don't know how he does it

    • @Kyle_Spivis
      @Kyle_Spivis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Finding out that he is a waiter is just the best. It totally redefines the conversation and makes. Everything so much sillier. Why did the man bring paper to dinner? Why wouldn’t the waiter have paper why would he think of asking? I had to type that out just so i understood why on so so many levels its so good and yet i knew why in the moment. Phil is truly a master and keeps getting better

  • @AdalynLeigh
    @AdalynLeigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I was already enjoying the back and forth, didn't foresee a twist. Perfect as usual.

    • @PhilJamesson
      @PhilJamesson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      if everyone foresaw the twist, we'd have to call it a normal

    • @AdalynLeigh
      @AdalynLeigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PhilJamesson good point. Thank goodness we don't have to do that, then we couldn't enjoy your genius.

    • @ItsXev
      @ItsXev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ending a comedy bit is more challenging than most people think. Phil does a good job.

    • @huntersullivan51
      @huntersullivan51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PhilJamesson wow, this level of pedantry reminds me of something I just watched.

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PhilJamesson Imagine there being some place, perhaps in a cybernetic space of a web-like structure, where that's the normal way of having a dialogue...
      How weird would that be?!

  • @zappchance
    @zappchance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    That thumbnail is genius

  • @halfblake
    @halfblake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hey Phil. One of the things I've noticed about your videos is that they are funny and I like them. Thank you.

    • @PhilJamesson
      @PhilJamesson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      good eye vince

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey halfblake. I had the same observation! Great minds think alike :)

  • @SoloStudiosOfficial
    @SoloStudiosOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I can't count the number of times I've gone to a restaurant with extra pieces of paper and the waiter asked me to borrow one

  • @SuperCaraLibro
    @SuperCaraLibro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You've really got the pacing/editing of conversations with yourself down to a science. The paper handoff was also seamless I forgot it was just an editing trick for a second.

    • @thefire4613
      @thefire4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was so good that I forgot it was only one person

  • @ZestyPlays713
    @ZestyPlays713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Phil, the weather has been crazy where i live. It's been awfully hot, but it's a dry heat!
    ^Just doin my part to keep society glued together

    • @sputnikdx
      @sputnikdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh, the weather has been crazy? So we should admit it into some kind of mental hospital? Is that what you're saying?

    • @PhilJamesson
      @PhilJamesson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      thank you for your service samuel

  • @EbinH92
    @EbinH92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I first watched Phil because I felt mocked and challenged by his handsome face and I continue watching Phil because behind that handsome face is the most consistently funny brain on TH-cam

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Some version of this entire exchange happens in my head every time I try to talk to a new person.
    also when I say "you too"

  • @loganswiftable
    @loganswiftable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now that sketch was perfection, riveting from start to finish. I was grinning at that biting quick-witted dialogue, awesome job!! :D

  • @SeisoYabai
    @SeisoYabai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That is the absolute hardest I've laughed in months, what an amazing punchline

  • @joelsmith3473
    @joelsmith3473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't even bother to ask if he was working hard or hardly working. Monster.

  • @bloodtingeproto
    @bloodtingeproto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's a hot day. Damn hot. Leaf fell in my water, made a cup of tea before I could pluck it out. No wonder these guys are so mad.

  • @sithofdarkness8927
    @sithofdarkness8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The philosophy, the drama, the Jamesson.

  • @mookooy
    @mookooy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    and then they kissed

  • @amateurmeteorologist7365
    @amateurmeteorologist7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant sketch as always plus that thumbnail is so darn aesthetic

  • @nefariousyawn
    @nefariousyawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next time I'm at work and need to write down an order I'm totally asking the guest if I can borrow a piece of paper.

  • @AUXdrone
    @AUXdrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You know what is the glue that holds food together? Butter.

  • @7dnein944
    @7dnein944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The plot thickens. You gonna talk about everything we accepted without thinking? This is amazing

  • @robotlorekeeper9880
    @robotlorekeeper9880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still laugh at this every single time. The writing and performance is so rock solid

  • @DragonEmperorVT
    @DragonEmperorVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually applauded irl at the end, fantastic video.

  • @godmodeon666
    @godmodeon666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wow the video is titled "can i borrow a piece of paper?" but he clearly says "Could I borrow a piece of paper", what a blunder he's never going to live that down

  • @anotherone96
    @anotherone96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG that punchline was so fucking perfect.

  • @NotFromConcentrate
    @NotFromConcentrate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was starting to get stressed out until the punchline. Awesome skit as usual. :)

  • @tylerreeves1414
    @tylerreeves1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the M. Night Shyamalan twist

  • @rachelrachel9152
    @rachelrachel9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to be really pedantic about this as a kid, not in a mean way but i was just really trying to figure out the right way to say it, so i determined that have means you can keep the object, use means you'll keep it for a short amount of time, like one task, and then give it back, and borrow means you'll keep it for a couple of days and then give it back. So thanks for catering a video specifically for me for your birthday Phil

  • @YuliaLinderoth
    @YuliaLinderoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a perfect demonstration of how my sister and I communicate.

  • @DenisRyan
    @DenisRyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol! That punchline is **chef's kiss**

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *dang*!
    I know it's a cliche, but *that* escalated quickly.

  • @pragmaticfilly0
    @pragmaticfilly0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy Birthday! And FINALLY a video I relate to. I was beginning to think I was alone.

  • @tohomoko5120
    @tohomoko5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this video contains humanity's most perfect punchline

  • @krzuker
    @krzuker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    interactions like this are why i quit twitter

  • @garten646
    @garten646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    gotta be one of my recent favorites, good one Phil.
    also happy birthday, or I guess, I am wishing that you have a happy birthday

  • @Kyle_Spivis
    @Kyle_Spivis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are a funny and creative man mr phil. Id say you have talent but i feel that word takes away from the hard work and dedication.

  • @JesstyEissej
    @JesstyEissej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I always ask to steal things instead

  • @sporknaut
    @sporknaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A sketch so nice, I had to watch it twice

  • @percyross7612
    @percyross7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t know Reddit had a restaurant now.

  • @logank1686
    @logank1686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    More like papertizers amirite? You know, like paper, appetizers? idk, being among the first commenters is a lot of pressure.

  • @evilmetbad
    @evilmetbad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one of my favorite endings

  • @Ikillzomehs
    @Ikillzomehs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil, you've never made a video I don't like

  • @therenewedpoet4292
    @therenewedpoet4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Conflict asks for Resolution but more Conflict ensues, miring what could have been a stroll in the park of pleasantries into the quicksand that is: The Days of our Lives.

  • @quensoueu1
    @quensoueu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao, that's the best one I've seen in a long time

  • @nathfrancois5507
    @nathfrancois5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, I see you decided to show the people what a video that could literally have been 15 seconds shorter without losing any comedy looks like.:)
    Except, well, that's a reference to your last video, and a joke. Which means there would have been a loss if it was 15 seconds shorter. But then it doesn't work as an example anymore... I'm stuck in a paradox!

    • @PhilJamesson
      @PhilJamesson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      given that all the jokes that people are enthusiastically commenting on are in the last 15 seconds of the video, i am gonna have to disagree with you on this one nath

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PhilJamesson I am unsure if you've acknowledged Nath's reference to the 15 second "SUBSCRIBE" outro or not.

  • @huntersullivan51
    @huntersullivan51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dang this one was tight

  • @rochelle1117
    @rochelle1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mmm, love to start a meal with a heaping helping of discourse. Hope you had a wonderful birthday!

  • @Andrewizner
    @Andrewizner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    we say borrow for things like paper, money, and food because those things are fungible. which means it has to ability to be replaced with an identical copy.

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant ending. Made me actualol.

  • @thatbuckmulligan
    @thatbuckmulligan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You do endings very well.

  • @NOTYOU0BVIOUSLY
    @NOTYOU0BVIOUSLY 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha I bet that server wants to 'borrow' a tip too

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending was brilliant

  • @AEmiliusLives
    @AEmiliusLives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The birthday boy made a funny-haha video 🥳🎂🎁🎈

  • @guilhermemb11
    @guilhermemb11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    your twists are the best

  • @LukePalmer
    @LukePalmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I just watched an internet comment thread

  • @ferguspitcher7911
    @ferguspitcher7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant stuff today Phil

  • @Skaxarrat
    @Skaxarrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second best plot twist after hurricane Katrina

  • @transrightsbaybee
    @transrightsbaybee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    happy birthday phil i hope u have a nice day

  • @jacksonduruy4303
    @jacksonduruy4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So, speaking as a guy who's a Marxist who's friends mostly with other nerdy ass Marxist, this is pretty much how every one of our conversations go. This really spoke to me.

  • @Kanchilla
    @Kanchilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An end card?!

  • @humanperson6598
    @humanperson6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesssss Phil! This is good. I am proud.

  • @steb5394
    @steb5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best ones!

  • @thatguy00271
    @thatguy00271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great paper, Phil

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    War is hell

  • @LezbionestHere
    @LezbionestHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy fuck that sucker punch line

  • @yunkozane1807
    @yunkozane1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wtf is the length to width ratio of this piece of paper?

  • @awoat
    @awoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil

  • @kelsopwnsnoob
    @kelsopwnsnoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another fuckin slam dunk phil

  • @Mailed-Knight
    @Mailed-Knight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best.

  • @zackbill603
    @zackbill603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    how are you this good this always?

  • @Justpastawesome
    @Justpastawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tight script, great delivery.

  • @ThePixelatedChef
    @ThePixelatedChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well done

  • @johnberniejaramillo1341
    @johnberniejaramillo1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am I recommended this so early? So weird. But thanks YT.

  • @43eggroll34
    @43eggroll34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good thumbnail

  • @tribananas
    @tribananas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very phunny Phil thank u have a nice day

  • @andrearonen3409
    @andrearonen3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I borrow a feeling

  • @NeonGamer100
    @NeonGamer100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice video, phil

  • @dexterxxl2372
    @dexterxxl2372 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you youtube

  • @Olivreira_
    @Olivreira_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    genio da bola

  • @Jdjsucbebakzicufbr
    @Jdjsucbebakzicufbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol

  • @tygamer15
    @tygamer15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A+

  • @onkelpappkov2666
    @onkelpappkov2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I DON'T KNOW; CAN YOU?

  • @seanbloomfield5029
    @seanbloomfield5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice

  • @addama
    @addama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing

  • @Layahn
    @Layahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think this video could've been 15 seconds shorter, Phil.

  • @KahhyLee
    @KahhyLee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i laughed

  • @megaalan12
    @megaalan12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Read David Graeber's book on Debt?