Kit Palmer that is the most pretentious comment ever. He’s hilarious and brings it every time but his stand up isn’t that great. He is a good roaster. His stand up jokes are actually some I’d see in a family guy episode.
It mine too, it his delivery that makes it brilliant. The full quote is “David Husselhoff walks into a bar… every morning and then he stays there until it closes”.
Aint gonna lie... I like Jeff. He always stays to shake the hands of all people he roasted and to thank them for beeing a good sports. He even came off the stage to salute James Francos grandma cos he also roasted her. Give a dude some credit for that.
Jeff is the MASTER of comedic delivery, just nails it, every time. That being said, please God never let Jeff every dress this way again lol. Nightmares for days XD
Awww, look at Seth in 3:50 :( He holds a drink when he gets nervous but he didn't have any in Jeff's speech so he doesn't know what to do with his hands :( It's so adorable and cute at the same time.
Hahahaha Fuck! That "South park called, they want their everything back" and "there she is looking beautiful as never" are just beyond everything, genius!
2002, Sun Valley Resort condominiums, I'm the house maintenance man. Got a call for a toilet problem on a VIP family. Turns put David just got out of rehab and plugged the can with a turd the size of my wrist, threw a lit cigarette on it. Nasty man.
''What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself''
laila1989ism yo!!! I never even thought of that!!!! That’s funny af!!!! That would make a good show
Always reminds me how much drunk people will be buying a Tesla😂😂😂😂
only in america
lazy Guitarist probably not too many drunks setting aside that much money for a car 😂
That was Elon Musk's Muse
That Hitler joke about knowing when your career is over is very underrated
😞
That Anne Frank entertainment void part was even better.
That was awesome
It was too soon
Yes, he should have added, "he killed himself"
'There she is looking as beautiful as never' my favorite joke
Brutality
Simple but effective
Truth, NO LIES!! Lisa Lampanelli is VERY UNATTRACTIVE!! 🤢👎🏽
nah the tits joke was
How could you ignore dog the pastrami hunter? Lol
Notice Hulk Hogan completely unfazed by a man making his entrance in bikini bottoms to blaring rock music. Just another day at the office
Lmaooooo he came out like a tag team partner
great post.
Also, looks like Hulk can't laugh at himself, he barely cracked a smile!
@@themadbadger2920 he was wasted lmao
Great comedic observation.
How is it Jeff Ross never has been hired as a writer for Seth's Animation shows? He fits right in
Jeff's too high brow for Family Guy
Kit Palmer that is the most pretentious comment ever. He’s hilarious and brings it every time but his stand up isn’t that great. He is a good roaster. His stand up jokes are actually some I’d see in a family guy episode.
Kit Palmer you act like he is some genious poet or something.
I think one of the requirements is to be funny??
thepglenn on family guy? I don't think that's been a requirement since season 3
I have to admit, Jeff Ross is the only roaster I always watch on TH-cam over and over.
And Anthony Jeselnik.
Don't sleep on his talent.
Roasting for Jeff is like breathing
Correct.
Valid
Because the fatter he gets, the harder it is?
deadcrowes19 tried it
No, jeff is good at roasting
Classy roast, nasty, but knew that the daughters were off limits, instead complimented them to roast the guest. Genius
Classy.
@@miajaikaran6852 Huh?
Talent skips a generation...You're probably awesome
It’s because no one cares about them lol you don’t even know their names
Should have gotten an Emmy for holding your stomach in for 12 seasons! Lol
Jeff Ross top 5 roasters of all time imo
Battle Ship him and greg giraldo are my top2.. wbu?
Battle Ship yeah and he is nr 1 on that list 😉
greg giraldo owns
wtf he's in his own lane
The real King is Sebastian Rejent from Poland!
“Bathes in the tears of poor people” Springer knows it’s true too.
That was 6 minutes of top quality roast jokes.
The Anne Frank joke cracked me up the hardest.
StabbingPrivateMellish too soon
Me too!!! ‘What, too soon?’
Savage
hell yeah you guys sound like my kind of people....who wants to go rape some hookers with me tonight
Do you mind explaining it? I didn't get it.
Undoubtedly one of the best roasts of all times!
jeff is totally brilliant every time.. good on this man. and he can take a a laugh as well
respect to this dude!
Gilbert Godfrey has my favorite roast joke of all time during this roast.
"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, and then stays there until it closes"
It mine too, it his delivery that makes it brilliant. The full quote is “David Husselhoff walks into a bar… every morning and then he stays there until it closes”.
I love how Seth MacFarlane checks his hand after Jeff handshakes it.
What's amazing about Ross is that he wears the most bizarre outfits to roasts and still kills it.
Aint gonna lie... I like Jeff. He always stays to shake the hands of all people he roasted and to thank them for beeing a good sports. He even came off the stage to salute James Francos grandma cos he also roasted her. Give a dude some credit for that.
What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the bartender cracking the whole time.
The joke about driving itself was just brilliant
6 minutes of killer jokes. Jeff is born to do this. GOAT roaster
Seth looking at his hand after the handshake with Jeff Ross 😂
THIS MAN WAS ON FIRE IN THIS ROAST HAHAHAHA, HE BLASTED!
He is always on fire
+TheHumbled He burns fire for breakfast
+Maravi Yoso he lights his blunts by roasting em
Hey Eva how is the medicine today did not work to do it
LOVE Lisa Lampanelli! Her reactions to jokes about herself are priceless:)
There she is looking as beautiful as never 4:06 😂😂😂 but in all seriousness she’s a very good sport
That south park joke at 1:00 was so savage. South park creators absolutely hate MacFarlane.
Abdullah Abd why
@@pickle8649 Because they're cunts
BlackSketchyThing okay. fuck em then
I don’t get why they can’t get a long imagine if McFarlane and the South Park duo teamed up that would be legendary
@@codybrooksmusic4119 family guy is a gag show south park is more story centered they fucking hate gags
That joke about hulk hogan n Roman numerals is the funniest joke ever 😂😂
Jeff’s “they both made embarrassing videos with meat stuffed in their mouths”. By far the best zinger ! Lol
I dont get this reference? Any captain to explain it?
@@kianodoganofficial David Hasselhoff was filmed eating a cheeseburger drunk off the floor and Pam made a sex tape with Tommy Lee. Hope that helps.
I like how Jeff laughs at his own jokes
"coz every night you drown in your own sorrows." savage af
This man is the best roaster of all time
I agree one hundred percent
"The Hoff´s beautiful daughters are here, give them some love"
Oh, I would...
The Roman numerals killed me 😂
So great to see Greg Giraldo laughing...RIP...:(
he looks like gahdafi
+nazmul hoque He was wearing a copy of his uniform at Charlie Sheen's roast.
no shit !
ah shit, I've been thinking to whom does this guy look like.
Jeff is the MASTER of comedic delivery, just nails it, every time. That being said, please God never let Jeff every dress this way again lol. Nightmares for days XD
Hulk's been wrestling for over 3 decades... With his Sexuality!!! lmao, salute to Jeff Ross.
Ok. He got me on “Dog, the Pastrami Hunter”. 😂😂😂
South Park called, they want their everything back lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff is a classic comedian guy.If u ever get bored or piss off,just watch him he's the guy that can change your mood.Hands down this dude got jokes
his daughters are gorgeous
By the end you really did run in slow motion!!! Lol
It’s so hard to not look at the captions that I can’t understand
lmao ikr feels realbad
"No means No Michael" still gets me🤣🤣
its cool seeing greg again
I was thinking the same now I'm going to watch him on TH-cam
Aww I know..
The one with Hasselhoff and Anderson with meat in their mouth......LMMFAO! 😂
There is also another connection between them inside that joke.
“Every night you drown in your own sorrow” 😂 💀
"You look like dog the pastrami hunter" LMAO!
"The Hoff" knows how to laugh at himself.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Greg! Greg! Greg!
All gone but not forgotten!
Dog the pastrami hunter!!!! Funny shit!!!!!
I cried laughing at that shit
Gold
When Seth looked at his hand after shaking Jeff’s 💀 😂
I can't believe they allowed Rosie O'Donnell on stage without pants and a 70s perm.
Good comedy never gets old.
RIP Jerry Springer.
Lisa..There she is looking beautiful as never 😂💀
Dude is a roast king....he just kills 'em.....fucking hilarious.
Every joke is a closer. He's the master.
whenever im depressed, i just smoke a bowl and watch this
knight rider was my favorite show growing up...
+JO Darmian you were gay growing up
+wiremessiah 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*****
nothing wrong with being gay
+JO Darmian thats cool bro, my brothers gay also.
+K0RZN STRiFE feel that burn
jeff is ferocious
R. I. P. Greg Giraldo
Damn when he nailed Jerry Springer dude's face look like a Oompa Loompa he was so embarrassed🤣🤣🤣🤣
There should have been standing ovation for that opening...
That Anne frank joke lmao
Jeff Ross is the most savage and hilarious to ever grave the stage
"Finally, a Jew gets to roast a German."
Ross had no filter.
Jeffrey Ross I love you hun you're friggin awesome 💯 👍👌❤️😘
His daughters are bloooody fire mate!!!!😍😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍 damn
Awww, look at Seth in 3:50 :( He holds a drink when he gets nervous but he didn't have any in Jeff's speech so he doesn't know what to do with his hands :( It's so adorable and cute at the same time.
Mr. Ross . . . You counted up not down.
Jeff is an awesome comic
When I first saw this the first that came to mind was the phrase "Save the Whales harpoon Jeff Ross".😂
Jeff Ross always goes IN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay Jeff I have to apologize you really did your job on this one awesome man
I may have laughed hardest at his Roman numeral counting.
for some reason Jeff side kicking the air is the funniest part of this for me
LMAOO
I dont speak spanish, I dont understand spanish. But I read the subtitles cause I got love for ya, Spanish.
We love you too buddy!
We love you back!!!
Te envió besitos desde Barcelona
so gorgeous Hasselhoff's daughters
We now know what Shia LeBouf will look like when he gets older.
How is this not the greatest jeff ross moment ever
Hahahaha Fuck! That "South park called, they want their everything back" and "there she is looking beautiful as never" are just beyond everything, genius!
Seth McFarlane at 0:29, I died laughing.
Vince J the least funny thing out of the video but yeah clever.....
R.I.P
2002, Sun Valley Resort condominiums, I'm the house maintenance man. Got a call for a toilet problem on a VIP family. Turns put David just got out of rehab and plugged the can with a turd the size of my wrist, threw a lit cigarette on it. Nasty man.
His transitions are so smooth, you don’t know where one roast ends and another begins.
Jeff is a roast genius :D
This guy is good. He should have more gigs man, wtf.
Hey look my aunt is on tv. Oh wait that’s Jeff Ross.
brilliantance great quickness and I.q..
Mate the south park joke 😂😂😂😂
Entertainment void left by Anne Frank. 😂😂
Classic!
Best part of joke too, almost slips under the radar.
Fantástico! Cuanta diferencia con el humor light español, son pocos los transgresores
Jeff ross remains the king of roasts not because his funny but because its the only place we see him
This might be Jeff’s best one
Dog the pistrami hunter 😂😂
This dude is a beast
A man of a 1000 voices and all of them Stewie 🤣🤣🤣
fall off the stage the best one
Hell yeah! Thanks so much!