Jeff Ross Takes Bruce Willis to the Cleaners - Roast of Bruce Willis - Uncensored

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  • @Bar_bah
    @Bar_bah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    "I can't wait to see next project, die hard 6 : Natural causes"
    This line alone takes it

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sadly that's what the series has gotten after 5

  • @purplelleann7027
    @purplelleann7027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10076

    Die hard 6: natural causes

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yodelingSix9
      Well that's what the paid the coroner to say. The blood test states differently

    • @kellz8260
      @kellz8260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂🍸

    • @ffierros99
      @ffierros99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dead

    • @stlkngyomom
      @stlkngyomom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Die harder 7:do not resuscitate

    • @VictorHaleNX
      @VictorHaleNX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Die Hard 8: Natural Causes 2. Coming soon during the next Christmas Season

  • @1ntothefray583
    @1ntothefray583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6837

    “You look like a lesbian on the way to prom”😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @sais8681
      @sais8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Spot on! 😂😂😂😂

    • @tinybluedot2974
      @tinybluedot2974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He does look like one 😂😂😂

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He needs to spike his bangs up... But otherwise, totally.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @DarkVortexx_
      @DarkVortexx_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I so weak 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SethBonetti
    @SethBonetti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    The “lesbian on the way to prom” just SENT ME. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kizi2213
      @kizi2213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I honestly almost spat out my drink

    • @evansam96
      @evansam96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That and "Jim Crow" were absolutely hilarious ... dude still has it lmau

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People dont say "send" anymore

    • @laurenwarren8101
      @laurenwarren8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ditto, fucking classic

    • @Winther1973
      @Winther1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was killer 🤣🤣🤣

  • @soothyourniichan
    @soothyourniichan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14794

    There needs to be a Roast of Eminem, one of the greatest rap roasters roasted by the greatest roasters.

    • @s3nkul
      @s3nkul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      Oh man I'd pay to watch that

    • @Pinkyinter123
      @Pinkyinter123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

      And then Em responds at the end lmaooo shit would be legendary

    • @angramainyu267
      @angramainyu267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      oh god i can already imagine the carnage.... Jeff Ross roasts eminem and eminem completely destroys jeff ross afterwards.....

    • @2011mrnoah
      @2011mrnoah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Ha I don’t think they can’t take it

    • @blackturkdog
      @blackturkdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good one....Bill..Hilllary and Trump again

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4849

    They don't call him The Roastmaster General for no reason.

    • @KingpinTBM
      @KingpinTBM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Don Rickles was miles ahead of Jeff Ross

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@KingpinTBM I don't know how to break it to you, but Don Rickles is dead.

    • @KingpinTBM
      @KingpinTBM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kh7688 That doesn't change anything lol

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@KingpinTBM Of course it does. Right now the roast master general is Jeff Ross.

    • @KingpinTBM
      @KingpinTBM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kh7688 No its Don Rickles. Just because he's passed away that doesn't mean Jeff Ross is suddenly better at roasting than he was.

  • @uniquesst
    @uniquesst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    That Bruce Jenner Willis line killed me. 😂🤣

    • @mikewilkinton7360
      @mikewilkinton7360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      j smooth and Bruce whatchu talking bout Willis

    • @fndfnd1
      @fndfnd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was fuckin hilarious 😂

    • @ksp1981brd
      @ksp1981brd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny as shit!!!!

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She can't take ONE joke 😂there were many, not one!

  • @antisomething4248
    @antisomething4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    “Think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell” that was so ruthless 😂

    • @coloradolivingoffgrid6106
      @coloradolivingoffgrid6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It wasn't even her roast and she got it the worst lol

    • @TorchMeetsWorld
      @TorchMeetsWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The way it played out where he paused while everyone cheered the set up..... The just hit that punchline perfect hahah

  • @gspldng
    @gspldng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    “you think Kim Jung Un is a nice guy and he thinks you’re Scotty Pippen” 💀💀💀💀

  • @diyap7343
    @diyap7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6489

    Poor Martha. She's real lonely without snoop

    • @SamSamEym
      @SamSamEym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      They're so cute together, they really look like they get each other, in a sense. Such an unexpected friendship

    • @diyap7343
      @diyap7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@SamSamEym exactly!!

    • @diyap7343
      @diyap7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Star Trek Theory you do that buddy.

    • @gunplaygaming6830
      @gunplaygaming6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Star Trek Theory she's still hot ask Rick Ross.,. That shit was so cringe when he hit on her.

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Martha? Why did you say that name!!??

  • @asilver50
    @asilver50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Bruce acting like he's having fun is the best acting of his life.

    • @j.willismusic
      @j.willismusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This didn't age well

    • @RogerAlan
      @RogerAlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@j.willismusic Sure didn’t 😢

    • @89tilinfinity29
      @89tilinfinity29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how come?

    • @ZyadYousef
      @ZyadYousef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@89tilinfinity29 It turned out he's really sick and retired completely from movies. asilver50 here thought he was faking it.

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@89tilinfinity29 really

  • @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney
    @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    This dude is probably the most savage roaster around.

    • @brandonp32
      @brandonp32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Second only to Greg Giraldo.

    • @thewizardofcroagz394
      @thewizardofcroagz394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It all started with the Og Rickles 💪 may his drink always be full

    • @davidbrandel1311
      @davidbrandel1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thewizardofcroagz394 The funny thing is is that Rickles looks tame in comparison to Jeff Ross or Greg Giraldo.

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gilbert gottfried

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      obviously didn't see Jimmy Carrs set on roast of Rob Lowe

  • @teatrulemonhead
    @teatrulemonhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    “Joseph Boredom Levitt” 😂😂😂

    • @mercutiochaux1041
      @mercutiochaux1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like how nobody reacted to that one lol

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mercutiochaux1041 I don't think many people noticed

    • @maxfanin1792
      @maxfanin1792 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He slaughtered him in like 30 secs. Easily the best short roast he did on the Deus.

  • @olebill4078
    @olebill4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    "You'd think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell" ahahahha

    • @zimikshin
      @zimikshin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you please explain? I don't understand that..

    • @greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
      @greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys are nonsense

    • @africaRBG
      @africaRBG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That was simply godly writing.

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depaola63 you might have just been trolled...

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depaola63 either you are trolling or you are like at the bottom of the gene pool. If you didn't get it get off the damn internet and go explore life a little

  • @HipsterBlackMetalOfficial
    @HipsterBlackMetalOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3684

    Jeff Ross the only guy left in the roasts that's still funny.

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He is the roasts he ain’t got nothin else to do so I’d hope he’d be funny lol

    • @user-cw1hl2ne1c
      @user-cw1hl2ne1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He’s been touring with Dave Atell and they dropped a Netflix miniseries/special recently so no, roasts aren’t the only thing he has going on

    • @MissSimone02
      @MissSimone02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-cw1hl2ne1c you missed the joke

    • @NEpatriots88
      @NEpatriots88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Anthony Jeselnik is also great, I don’t know why he quit doing them. RIP Greg Giraldo, he was the best of all time in my opinion

    • @Aarameshi
      @Aarameshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess thats why they gave him a whole vid from this roast just based on the other celebrities hes the only one whose even got jokes lol

  • @mr.cooper656
    @mr.cooper656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ross is the absolute 👑 of roasts. It takes an extremely talented, open minded, creative person to be able to roast every different type of person, especially in being consistent. He will always go down in history as the most edgy, vicious roaster. If you’re not familiar, go to revisit all of his roast, theirs literally something for everyone.

  • @whitneyhbr
    @whitneyhbr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Jeff Ross killing it like always. He saved the roast. Comedy Central needs to give him more money.

    • @tmx8686
      @tmx8686 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      whitney e couldn't agree more

    • @theatrix333
      @theatrix333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicki Glaser is really good too.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, they give him a place to live when he's not roasting

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disagree, Dom Irrera stole the show

  • @brohan914
    @brohan914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I love how well the jokes landed with Ed Norton. He was loving it!

  • @WarlordRising
    @WarlordRising 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Jeff Ross roasting celebrities is like Christmas for stand up.

  • @jeffbrown8117
    @jeffbrown8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Was it just me or was it genuinely great watching Ed Norton laugh so much at Jeff Ross’ set? You can see the respect there.

  • @joediaa5993
    @joediaa5993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "That Christopher Walken impression is so old, Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it!" LMAOOOO!!!

  • @mydjmode
    @mydjmode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Edward Norton was probably thinking: *PHEW that was close..*

    • @t99155
      @t99155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Facts 😂😂

    • @neosson3256
      @neosson3256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont get it......

    • @KSIJuniorMajeed
      @KSIJuniorMajeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neosson3256 fr

    • @four-twenty4205
      @four-twenty4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Neos Son - Seriously?

    • @hardrightturn7502
      @hardrightturn7502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What am I missing here? Ed Norton what?

  • @satan1189
    @satan1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4070

    Jeff looks like a walmart version of bruce

  • @avenshmit66
    @avenshmit66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" JFC this was the most epic roast.

  • @NormSide
    @NormSide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Jeff Ross is a genius! I can watch him roast all day...🤣😂

    • @JeffKaste
      @JeffKaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, and he looks so at ease doing it...like he's just hanging out with the crowd

  • @isaacvasquez7598
    @isaacvasquez7598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Jeff Ross is a freaking savage 😂😂
    “Jim Crow”
    “Bruce whatcha talking about Willis”
    “Lesbian on the way to prom”

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lost it on the Jim Crow line!! OMFG

    • @alexxxdlc7667
      @alexxxdlc7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t get the Jim Crow comment lol but I bet it’s funny !

    • @emmadrauer814
      @emmadrauer814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alejandro De La Cruz Jim Crow laws were racist laws the south made after the civil war to keep society mostly the same & segregated

    • @nytey540
      @nytey540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was the name of the segregation laws

    • @John0500
      @John0500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Many years ago, farmers used to drop alcohol in the corn so that when the crows came to eat it they got drunk and could not fly. Then the farmer would come a hit them with a club and kill them. That was the origin of the all jim crow thing. The racist remark was " dance, jim crow, dance " relating to the crows.

  • @5burowz
    @5burowz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    Bruce's kids can really take one on the chin.

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I’d like to rest my balls on their chins.

    • @sammysung3326
      @sammysung3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ytmndan 😂😂😂

    • @donniebrasco7305
      @donniebrasco7305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      5burowz
      these nuts would be more than happy to rest against their chin !!

    • @greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
      @greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That takes me 1 minute to laugh

    • @kdoty
      @kdoty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or two

  • @davidb6973
    @davidb6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The amazing thing about Jeff Ross is coming freestyle with many of his jokes. Spur of the moment genius. My favorite all time roaster.

    • @JeffKaste
      @JeffKaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seen him in interviews, he is naturally funny but he says he spends a ton of time preparing for this

  • @metallicak5
    @metallicak5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This guy has perfect comedic timing. I laughed my ass off.

  • @sirgobbledygook
    @sirgobbledygook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Loved how much Norton was enjoying this!

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jeff always knocks it out of the park at these roasts, that's why he's the Roastmaster General!

  • @wymy1412
    @wymy1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jeff Ross can never be cancelled. The Guy is bullet proof! Love the guy.

  • @Luzalvarez
    @Luzalvarez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    Die hard 6: natural causes 😂😂💀💀 truly ended me

    • @arion9696
      @arion9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @vamph0lli3
      @vamph0lli3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arion because bruce willis is getting old and it’s a joke saying he’s so old , he will die hard of natural causes lol

    • @arion9696
      @arion9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goat - what do you mean

    • @arion9696
      @arion9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goat - I didn’t get the joke till now

    • @arion9696
      @arion9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goat - right so don’t say I am slow

  • @vanmorgan1867
    @vanmorgan1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    “You look like a bouncer at a nursing home”
    Lmfao

    • @FernServesGod
      @FernServesGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s funny cause it true. Lmao.

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣

  • @DehumanizingSounds
    @DehumanizingSounds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    He murdered Cybill Shepherd. That line made me pause that shit for a few minutes. Brutal.

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right. Shes almost 70.

    • @hellohello9400
      @hellohello9400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      She was so fucking salty about it

    • @truballa103
      @truballa103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I threw my collar bone when I heard that 😂😂😂

    • @pseudonymphmusic7721
      @pseudonymphmusic7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got bad blood lol.

    • @latinace1981
      @latinace1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a horrible name. "Cybill"

  • @KM-uk2md
    @KM-uk2md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Bruce Willis has to be pretty cool to tell Jeffrey Ross not to hold back.

    • @michiganmike001
      @michiganmike001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he has mental problems

    • @dividepaths
      @dividepaths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruce Willis has never spoken to Jeff Ross.

    • @hydrazombie
      @hydrazombie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dividepaths did you not watch the whole video

  • @MONSTERaider
    @MONSTERaider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The Oscar statue joke killed me 😂😂😂

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    3:42 - I don't think anyone noticed he said "Joseph Boredom Levitt."

  • @whoisjukes
    @whoisjukes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jeff Ross is really incredible. His jokes are brilliant and his delivery is excellent. Hope I can meet him one day!

  • @masudghedi468
    @masudghedi468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Jeff Ross is literally the goat of roasts mans Too funny

    • @Jaguar1314
      @Jaguar1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out Greg Giraldo, RIP, he in my opinion was the best.

    • @emmettervin
      @emmettervin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jaguar1314 he had a brilliant mind with impeccable timing. 🙏🏽

    • @benstolz6503
      @benstolz6503 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Giraldo is the GOAT, not even close.

  • @jerrypolete5258
    @jerrypolete5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Bruce Willis is the shit the legend of action films. My uncle met him at a bar one time. He said Bruce Willis walked in and sat at the bar next to him and ordered a drink like he was one of the locals. I wish I could have been there that would have been awesome. That’s a once in a lifetime memory right there.

  • @torikol1045
    @torikol1045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Die Hard 6: Natural Causes" 🤣

  • @Los150
    @Los150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The “Jim Crow” joke on Lil Rel got me 😂

  • @FishermanSculley
    @FishermanSculley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “You’d think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell!” gets me every time. 😂😂😂

    • @wyomingar
      @wyomingar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      didn't get the joke. did he mean that she name her dog Elvis and she was talking about the dog and not Elvis Presley?

    • @bigbud8182
      @bigbud8182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The song Elvis did. U aint nothin but a hound dog

  • @sshelbz
    @sshelbz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Edward Norton is just having the best time

    • @alfioreyesledda8817
      @alfioreyesledda8817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He really likes the actor jokes

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. I love that Norton is cracking up on every jokes. :D

  • @denzelagbettor
    @denzelagbettor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Bruce whatchu talkin bout Willis” LMAOOOOO

    • @jboone7570
      @jboone7570 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stormchild7418
    @stormchild7418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    When the older man spit water or whatever he was drinking out, I laughed so hard, soda pop came out of my nose!

    • @zykovii1868
      @zykovii1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @Marco Huevo Cause someone doesn't know Kevin Pollack? I am sure you don't know many german actor's or french actors or foreign films for that matter. Get over it lol. Don't be an old ornery bastard.

    • @flowers379_
      @flowers379_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Stormchild74, that is Kevin Pollack. He was also on that sitcom "Mom" but i cant blame you, i notice there are so many famous people that i dont really know either. I mean you cant know every celeb...

    • @ricopine303
      @ricopine303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was just trying to be funny but it came off cringy because we all know that only happens in movies...

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same his reaction was priceless

    • @chancereally
      @chancereally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know that shit hurt

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best segment of ALL THE ROASTS!!! Pure gold.
    Many roasters get help from comedy writers. Has anyone ever reported that Ross gets outside help?
    This segment is so perfect, I just can't believe it came out of one man's mind.

  • @smalltruckadventures
    @smalltruckadventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Sir Patrick Stuart if he operated a Farris wheel" HILARIOUS!

    • @seanmcneil349
      @seanmcneil349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best one

    • @jackbunn
      @jackbunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ferris*

    • @RioPio-h6e
      @RioPio-h6e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jackbunn meaning of the joke..

  • @rafaelmogollon8160
    @rafaelmogollon8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "That Christopher Walken impression is so old that Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it"

    • @jacobgomez5605
      @jacobgomez5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That spit take got me 😭😂

  • @coolmoe3289
    @coolmoe3289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Elvis went down on you?
    Alright... Hell Yeah..
    "You'd think ah Hound Dog would
    have ah better sense of Smell"
    I'm LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @tzughfd9175
    @tzughfd9175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    jeff delivers as usauall...great stuff

    • @DreamRust
      @DreamRust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tzu Ghfd usauall?

    • @tzughfd9175
      @tzughfd9175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dream - Rust grammar police strikes usually

  • @youness7687
    @youness7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    Bruce : *gets roasted*
    Also Bruce : *gives a weird look*

    • @zebracakez1621
      @zebracakez1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What look are you supposed to have ? Lol

    • @floordoctor
      @floordoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WTF is the comment? Dumb. Even worse....people like it. Hmm

  • @eshswam
    @eshswam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Angry Birds 2. Who are you playing Jim Crow?
    I am Dead crying lmfao..

    • @vash7274
      @vash7274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thats messed up!

    • @xodus2580
      @xodus2580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      V.A.S.H called humor

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      eshswam that is Dean Martin worthy type shit. 😂👏🙌

    • @nicolas4377
      @nicolas4377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahah yeah I know that joke was so funny and I totally get it, but could you please explain it, not to me, just for those who didn't get it (not me)

    • @eshswam
      @eshswam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The joke is because there is a bird character in Disneys dumbo named Jim Crow, and there is a form of racist segregation called Jim Crow. Since its Angry Birds and its about birds he asked if he was playing Jim Crowe. (edit, there is more to explain soon)

  • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
    @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Kevin Pollacks reaction was priceless

  • @PatrickGeorge97
    @PatrickGeorge97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeff Ross has some of the most simple yet hilarious roasts, it almost sounds like he thinks about his jokes for 2 minutes tops. Even the most respected comedians think he’s the goat roaster

  • @BernardoFlor_Krio
    @BernardoFlor_Krio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The only roaster that night

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bernardo Flor Dom Irrera destroyed.

    • @David-vi7ef
      @David-vi7ef 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Burkheimer im straighter than pole your dad dances on

  • @OnAWireStudios
    @OnAWireStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    06:00 "That Christopher Walken impression is so old Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it."
    TEARS! XD XD XD XD

  • @thl205
    @thl205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was actually the nicest and most wholesome Comedy Central roast overall

  • @hkmuzikinc2125
    @hkmuzikinc2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    The Jim Crowe joke had me physically dying

    • @CDEEZ03
      @CDEEZ03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had a nice cringy laugh

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that was the best one, so clever

    • @alphatron6722
      @alphatron6722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When was this joke I didn't find it

    • @rero1519
      @rero1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounded racist to me maybe it flew over my head could someone explain ?

    • @rero1519
      @rero1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      michael lee oh ok lol I thought I wasn’t getting something 😂 thanks bro

  • @Jordan-ln9rp
    @Jordan-ln9rp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Is there any unreleased footage of Ed Norton's reaction to every joke? He's just over there in stitches lol

  • @Novous
    @Novous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jeff Ross has amazing dedication. He went out of his way to look like a fat Bruce Willis. Incredible.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Who do you play? Jim crow?" I'm done! Jeff is roast master for a reason!

  • @abbas1ne
    @abbas1ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Some one needs to say “then after I roast them, they clap like I just saved their career”

  • @youranimemania
    @youranimemania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    6:24 When you’re laughing in class and the teacher turns around suddenly.

    • @karasay__01
      @karasay__01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good one lol

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell Yea..Don't wanna have that one on one talk after class dismisses

    • @DabuDave
      @DabuDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pay attention in class DAMN

    • @yungdghoncho7789
      @yungdghoncho7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @houseofmatrix6174
    @houseofmatrix6174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Legendary the Jimmy Crowe joke was genius

  • @chuckie14469
    @chuckie14469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jeff Ross is the king of Roasts! Such a savage 😂❤️

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Respect to Bruce for takin it so well!

  • @rossdiamondthief6627
    @rossdiamondthief6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jeff Ross was the only one who actually “roasted” everyone and not just told stories about Bruce.

  • @ripdajacker23
    @ripdajacker23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Ross is the only proper roaster anymore. Damn we miss Giraldo, Lampanelli, Jeselnik and Cummings more than ever

    • @dylanroper1406
      @dylanroper1406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ripdajacker23 don't rickles ?

    • @joshstoner8014
      @joshstoner8014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rip to Greg g...he was the man but why don't lampenili and Cummings do it anymore?

    • @joesmo4729
      @joesmo4729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Mullen would be great at this and a easy target

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nick DiPaolo was and is great also. Cummings just yells shit not even original.

    • @dankk2754
      @dankk2754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ripdajacker23 jesselnik and cummings suck tbh

  • @davidv2700
    @davidv2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was probably one of Jeff Ross's best roasts.

  • @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
    @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Boy do I miss Greg Giraldo for these roasts! He was the KING. He would have destroyed Bruce and everyone else.

    • @JeanClaudeYoung
      @JeanClaudeYoung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dustin Noobs hell yeah greg and jeff always killed it
      They took no prisoners
      They were str8 savages when they came up to the mic

    • @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
      @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This dais was terrible for the Willis roast. Jeff was the only funny roaster! Where's Lisa Lampanelli? Where's Anthony Jeselnik? Where's Nick DiPaolo? Where's Gilbert? They could have got better talent. It's pretty bad when Martha Stewart is one of the best performances lol

    • @JeanClaudeYoung
      @JeanClaudeYoung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree bro they didnt have a good line up for this one i only came for Jeff

    • @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
      @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jean Claude Young Yea Ross is the last of a dying breed.

  • @stephenkirk1024
    @stephenkirk1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" 🙊😱😂🤣😂 top drawer

  • @TooShots
    @TooShots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Lmfao that Jim Crow line was brilliant

    • @QueenJneeuQ
      @QueenJneeuQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was the most clever joke

  • @arthurmuniz506
    @arthurmuniz506 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can clearly see how much Jeff admires Ed Norton(as everyone should); he tells his jokes and immediately looks at Ed EVERY TIME to see is he's laughing.

  • @VanessaKlinger
    @VanessaKlinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it me or is Jeff getting better and better at each roast! Great job Jeff!!

  • @t.n.9508
    @t.n.9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I only watch these roasts for Jeff Ross part 😁

  • @pim5490
    @pim5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    HAPPY ROAST BRUCE!

    • @pim5490
      @pim5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David
      Be careful🤓😋

  • @rsm8995
    @rsm8995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    „My pal Lil Rel is here“
    As soon as he heard that, my mans started to grasp for the cross on his neck

    • @jiggy8158
      @jiggy8158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro I read this as soon as he said it lol

  • @fanirama
    @fanirama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Damn, this was Jeff Ross at this best. Some epic roasting by Jeff.. even the others were in awe of his roasting. I really lol'd when he took the stage.

    • @thetruth1733
      @thetruth1733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fxp only new triggered feminists and gays didnt like it

    • @davidsuransky2278
      @davidsuransky2278 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Ross is THE roaster. The others are just so that it's longer. Dom Irerra was very cool too though

  • @fastsean9
    @fastsean9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Best part of this is seeing Edward Norton laugh. He seems like a sad guy lol

    • @Youtuber-lv6eh
      @Youtuber-lv6eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is a major comic lover

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that's why they fired him from playing The Hulk

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am Jack's laughing tearducts.

    • @shashashashadowbannedbud4371
      @shashashashadowbannedbud4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MikeBrownLegend we're the ones that protect you while you sleep...oh, jeez his balhz are ice cold

  • @sabonesjones
    @sabonesjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg the Elvis one "you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" dude he totally destroyed everyone! Lol just look at all their faces when it's their turn, their feelings are hurt lmao.

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Edward Norton just enjoying it. Cool guy.

    • @Z4J3B4NT
      @Z4J3B4NT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is a genius of some sort... But if you knew anything about him, you wouldn't call him a cool guy. At least not "cool" as in calm.
      There is a reason he disappeared from the acting scene so fast after doing some of the most iconic acting ever.

    • @Hello-there120
      @Hello-there120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Z4J3B4NT Do tell

    • @philocan426
      @philocan426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fugly Muppet yeah but he actually improves the scripts and makes whatever he’s in better. Those other two are just cry babies. There is a difference.

    • @aaronaustin9814
      @aaronaustin9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fugly Muppet idk about Charlize she was literally in a million ways to die In the west anyone in that movie can’t be too hard to work with

    • @wazgoodjj
      @wazgoodjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Z4J3B4NT what are you, his publicist? Are you the casting agent behind the scenes? I love how everyone reads Variety and suddenly they know everything about the inside business...😒😒😒

  • @dallas-cole
    @dallas-cole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This is my first time seeing Bruce Willis actually laughing. Even if sometimes was a forced laugh, it worthed it.

  • @jerodowhipple8115
    @jerodowhipple8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jeff Ross is a straight fool. He has rolling on the floor laughing at every roast

  • @endocry
    @endocry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I figure if you can survive a roast by Jeff Ross or Greg Giraldo (RIP) then you're tough enough for this world.

  • @Jansen33
    @Jansen33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeff kills it this time. One of his best.

  • @ericburton3255
    @ericburton3255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can’t get enough this video. Watched it like 200 times already, the man is a beast!

  • @Lopez.Victor
    @Lopez.Victor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ed Norton busting a gut at the Scottie Pippen joke was great

  • @Thesuppcabinet
    @Thesuppcabinet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Die hard 6 natural causes” 😂😂

  • @user-cq6dg6ql9j
    @user-cq6dg6ql9j 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every roast I watch, it’s Jeff Ross that I eagerly await. The man is legendary.

  • @Albalam
    @Albalam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:23 he's tired of fake laughing so...

  • @Scyber_Official
    @Scyber_Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "A quote from the video!"

    • @Mykidshistory
      @Mykidshistory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here I am laughing at that quote!

  • @AllDaWayJay
    @AllDaWayJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bro, that Pippen line had me on the floor

  • @oldtimerf7602
    @oldtimerf7602 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nobody can beat Jeff Ross.
    That blonde chick with the acid tongue is a close second.

  • @CultofThings
    @CultofThings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The only one having a good time is Edward Norton.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Holy shit, I didn't even recognize him. I was wondering who that was.

    • @alaaeddine9735
      @alaaeddine9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @3 name changes allowed every 90 days. Idiot because he didn't notice an actor... Omg this new generation are making celebrities Gods

  • @antoniomontana6061
    @antoniomontana6061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Once again - Jeff is crushing it !! Seriously, can’t take a sip of water while listening to him , cuz gonna be laughing n choking after pretty much every one of his jabs

  • @petesmith4498
    @petesmith4498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeff Ross saves the roast … once again.

  • @ibreezsaleem2293
    @ibreezsaleem2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “ you think kim jong un is a nice person and he thinks you’re scottie pippen “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quickgraphicsTV
    @quickgraphicsTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who needs a goddamn frying pan when you still got Jeff Ross on the stage