some of the real stuff is so ridiculous though, like german police thought it was a gang rape cuz...i don't want to say it here but...wait was that real? Hmmm
I have never had an April Fools prank ever pulled on me. The closest thing was getting fired on April Fools Day 2021 and my wife thinking I was lying to her. Thank you Suckmaster.
I feel like a dumbass Googling about this dude, to find nothing… and remembering it’s April Fool’s Day. Damn it, Dan, you had me going for almost 14 minutes in.
"But the Black Pearl IS a real gentlemen's club!" "No. No, it's not." "Yes it is! I've seen it!" "Ha! You haven't seen it!" "Yes! I have!" "You've seen a gentlemen's club with sexy black strippers, that's hotter than the damned, with a featured entertainer SO KINKY, that Hell itself spat her back out..."
I knew it!!! When you mentioned he died on April Fools Day, I thought to myself... "Wait a minute, what if this is all a prank..would he do that to us?" Heck yeah he would! And you did! 😂 but you had me for a long time, almost all the way through. God job, sir.
I fell for it till the end! I kept thinking the witnesses statements sounded kind of similar to how Dan talks/were too funny to be real. I kept thinking Dan was going to be like “jk I made that part up” like the description of the stepdads pie shaped head with no neck. I listened to the first half earlier in the day and was telling my husband all about how crazy the story was so far and we finished the episode together this evening and were both just flabbergasted at the end. What a masterpiece. Well done Dan. I should have known as soon as I saw his name was Richard and that it was released on April 1st. 😅
I will not lie, I fell behind on episodes, so I just watched this a week ago for the 1st time. And I'll admit it, you got me all the way until the end. I've already rewatched this episode and added it to a playlist of my favorite episodes it's just too funny
Dan is a father, Dan's dad made him live in a shed, he has lived in Vegas and traveled to NV many times. Replace hair brushes with bananas and I think we don't have a prank, we have a confession!
I listened to this Monday AND Tuesday because I didn't finish it all in one day. And you got me for real! I listen to Timesuck while I work and just didn't catch it. Good job Dan!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is awesome. I was going to tell everyone about this guy. I thought this was a legit story and just kept thinking, "Wow, this guy is sick." Good job Dan. Best April Fool's Day ever.
Got me Dan!! I tried googling Richard Byrd and nothing was coming up so I assumed there really was no coverage due to 9/11 lol. Well played my friend! It was very well done. More believable than many of past Sucks! 😂
I played a show in Elko, NV about 8 years ago while on tour. It was by far the STRANGEST experience I've ever had playing live music. So many whacked out things happened that night
I've been going through the catalog. Started off listening to Elvis, fell asleep in the early 70's where he was doing his Vegas shows, and woke up to some boy in Nevada with his sister's hairbrush up his butt. Was terribly confused for awhile, realized I was on a different episode, came to the comments and discovered this one is a prank. Now I have over an hour left that I can just kick back and enjoy your creativity.
I fell for this 100%! It was crazy but honestly, no crazier than the stuff Albert Fish pulled. And I have to ask Dan, where the hell did you find the mugshot you used for for the title page of the episode? It's frigging perfect.
There's something insanely funny about Dan using the word "cringe", it reminds me of Pearl from Spongebob calling her friend. "CORAL IS DEFINITELY OUT."
I was thinking "man this guy was born to be on this podcast for Dan, he sticks hair brushes up his arse and his name is Dick Byrd, what are the chances" Very clever man you got me and im hell impressed.
Finally got a chance to this episode. It's been killing me, listening to the Comments afterwards without having heard it. Dan, I bow to the suck master! Brilliant!
Strip Strangler is the twenty-third episode and Season One finale of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team is investigating the ongoing murders by a ...
Can you please do the disgusting and terrific high school mass shooting case of Ethan Crumbley? And the Mcmarthin preschool cases? Please, I will completely understand if they're too busy this case deserve justin, please, and thank you.
Been catching up on episodes and didn’t notice the episode date. I bought it until the very end. Even said to myself… “Richard Byrd? Yeah. I’ve heard of him before…” Ya got me Dan…
I was totally sucked in! But I’m usually curious of their mugshots and what everyone looks like so I googled him. I tired googling him a bunch of different ways and it didn’t come up. Not till I look at the comment section did I figure it out. Then listened to the rest of the episode and couldn’t believe I fell for this! Classic Dan!!
what is really kind of sad, is that with all the wierd sick people who did exist this could have really happened. There were a few times I kept waiting for him to say joking, but should have figured, that the hairbrush standing on a tree limb was a bit out there, but because of my cousin Angus I just thought like well its possible. GREAT Episode NOBODY hurt laughed so hard. However, Dan I am going to suggest to all that at your next stand up instead of applauding at the end, or flicking lighters we all thrown hairbrushes. # out of 5 stars wouldnt change a thing.
Yo, Suckmaster, I am a space lizard and fools day just so happens to be my birthday. This has to be the most amazing prank media I have ever encountered so thank you for that. The shed ad was amazing.
Fell for it for the whole episode! Even after the reveal, still didn't believe it. Sitting at work googling Dick Bird the serial killer. Well done Dan, well done.
Thank you Suckmaster Dan, you should go down in history as one of the best story twllers of all time. Thank you very much for your time and effort in creating these time sucks for us meatbags. Even my cat perks up when she hears your voice falling from my phone, she knows we are in for some laughter and and insight from one of the best. Thank you Dan, hail lucifena, nimrod, and never forget SHOWBIZZZZ
Thank you for this Dan, I really needed to smile, this is the best April Fools I've gotten. Even though I watched this a week after, I just got laid-off from what I thought was going to be a long-time position on April 1st. I literally asked them during the exit interview "Ya'll are fuckin' with me today, right? You're gonna say 'April Fools' at some point?" Unfortunately, they were not joking with me, but I'm glad you were Dan. Thank you for bringing some light into my difficult time.
it was perfect because it was weird, but not so over the top weird. It was just the right amount. I started to doubt a little bit when you mentioned how he died but then I just fell back into the story. Excellent job.
The best thing about checking Google afterwards to make sure it wasn't like dans flying snake comment was that in 2001 csi had a episode named strip strangler
Wow. You got me. I came from Spotify to tell the entire time suck staff they did a great job and if you didn’t reveal it , I would of gone my whole life thinking there was a serial killer that put hairbrushes up his ass.
I never comment on stuff but damn hahah there were so many points where I thought there’s no way this is real but then followed up the thought with “well who fuckin knows” 😂😂 great prank
I am a super fan; my girl is overcritical of the show. I listened to most of it on the way to my therapy appointment yesterday (Don’t worry Dan, you aren’t the complete reason for my mental fucked up-ness) and was like,”this has to be one of the best episodes I’ve heard so far.” I decide to subject my girlfriend to the last 10 minutes of the episode today. She was dying laughing and was shocked at how messed up this guy was. Then, the episode’s 5th takeaway went off and she was pissed!!! Needless to say, this episode still got her super interested and I got to show her Bear incorporated and Wipple (both totally real brands and advertisements). 5/5 you scoundrel. You got me. My favorite episode out of the 200 I’ve listened to so far!
Boy you really had me by the hairbrush there for a while... Dan, I have to say that at first I was a little disappointed because you got me for an hour and a half, but honestly your experience putting together this show every week is on full display here. I've listened to other true crime before, but I genuinely don't believe any of those hosts have the ability to put together a halfway believable story like this. Bravo. 👏 Now get me a real show, damn it!
God damn, you really out did yourself. It was too good to be true, the hairbrush, everything. It was dan cummins classic. AND I FELL FOR IT ALL. HIPHIPHYAAA
Haha omg, when you mentioned all of the brothels in Nevada I believed it caused I was born and raised in Vegas! But when you went into the masturbating in a tree and the hairbrush 🤣🤣🤣 I was never so horrified and also laughing like a psycho
It's the fact that I am currently in Vegas staying on the strip. My baby sister is getting married here. I couldn't believe when I got my update for this week's topic. I am currently sitting outside my hotel at the designated weed smoking area listening to this on my phone with no headphones. Loving the looks I am receiving right now.. 😂😂😂
Holy shit fuckn ayez, the amount of resources and research that pertained this fuckn pod cast, crimeny sakes what a good one guy. I found myself thinking periodically through this whole cast "what in the actual fuck am I listening to, fuckn really" I'm new to your podcasts but the sheer confoundness of your efforts has got me hooked. Lahaf( laugh all hard as fuck)
That was freaking awesome and I stopped a few times through the times suck try and look up his mug shot and couldn’t find it. Awesome curveball at PS you’ve got a very vivid and twisted imagination five stars the end.
I’m slightly upset you missed the opportunity to play Tarzan noises with Dick’s tree climbing antics lol.Nonetheless the comedy in this was great your hilarious Dan have a good one!
2:00:59 I’ve been taking care of my super sick McGills pop family and I didn’t catch on till death-by-hairbrush, then you started saying #5 is important😂 fucking got me!
I literally got through half of this episode without realizing what day it was. I should have known when I wasn't able to tell if the insane quotes from the grocery store owner and the Desert Rose sex worker were bits or not. Amazing job😂
I fell for it hook, line, and sinker you glorious bastard. Congrats to all of you for putting together such a convincing story.
It isn't true? Me too then
should've known by the name. Dick Byrd nickname Dick Turd. yeah.
smells like pancakes.
some of the real stuff is so ridiculous though, like german police thought it was a gang rape cuz...i don't want to say it here but...wait was that real? Hmmm
Dan needs to be paddled. Get my paddling spoon!
I keep imagining Larry the Cucumber singing “Oh where is my hairbrush”
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where
Is my hairbrush?
I have never had an April Fools prank ever pulled on me. The closest thing was getting fired on April Fools Day 2021 and my wife thinking I was lying to her. Thank you Suckmaster.
I feel like a dumbass Googling about this dude, to find nothing… and remembering it’s April Fool’s Day. Damn it, Dan, you had me going for almost 14 minutes in.
"But the Black Pearl IS a real gentlemen's club!"
"No. No, it's not."
"Yes it is! I've seen it!"
"Ha! You haven't seen it!"
"Yes! I have!"
"You've seen a gentlemen's club with sexy black strippers, that's hotter than the damned, with a featured entertainer SO KINKY, that Hell itself spat her back out..."
I knew it!!! When you mentioned he died on April Fools Day, I thought to myself... "Wait a minute, what if this is all a prank..would he do that to us?" Heck yeah he would! And you did! 😂 but you had me for a long time, almost all the way through. God job, sir.
I fell for it till the end! I kept thinking the witnesses statements sounded kind of similar to how Dan talks/were too funny to be real. I kept thinking Dan was going to be like “jk I made that part up” like the description of the stepdads pie shaped head with no neck. I listened to the first half earlier in the day and was telling my husband all about how crazy the story was so far and we finished the episode together this evening and were both just flabbergasted at the end. What a masterpiece. Well done Dan. I should have known as soon as I saw his name was Richard and that it was released on April 1st. 😅
I will not lie, I fell behind on episodes, so I just watched this a week ago for the 1st time. And I'll admit it, you got me all the way until the end. I've already rewatched this episode and added it to a playlist of my favorite episodes it's just too funny
Dan is a father, Dan's dad made him live in a shed, he has lived in Vegas and traveled to NV many times. Replace hair brushes with bananas and I think we don't have a prank, we have a confession!
Amazing, I was just talking about how we lost our whimsy over April fools. Way to prove me wrong and restore a little of that humanity faith.
can't believe you had me until the very end of the takeaways haha. well done,
I listened to this Monday AND Tuesday because I didn't finish it all in one day. And you got me for real! I listen to Timesuck while I work and just didn't catch it. Good job Dan!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The edibles are hitting and the end of this episode is killing me
🤣🤣🤣
This is awesome. I was going to tell everyone about this guy. I thought this was a legit story and just kept thinking, "Wow, this guy is sick." Good job Dan. Best April Fool's Day ever.
Got me Dan!! I tried googling Richard Byrd and nothing was coming up so I assumed there really was no coverage due to 9/11 lol. Well played my friend! It was very well done. More believable than many of past Sucks! 😂
I kept expecting a “just kidding” on some of the letters and stuff and then going “well damn, this is the weirdest dude I’ve never heard of.”
Same here!!
I played a show in Elko, NV about 8 years ago while on tour. It was by far the STRANGEST experience I've ever had playing live music.
So many whacked out things happened that night
I've been going through the catalog. Started off listening to Elvis, fell asleep in the early 70's where he was doing his Vegas shows, and woke up to some boy in Nevada with his sister's hairbrush up his butt. Was terribly confused for awhile, realized I was on a different episode, came to the comments and discovered this one is a prank. Now I have over an hour left that I can just kick back and enjoy your creativity.
I fell for this 100%! It was crazy but honestly, no crazier than the stuff Albert Fish pulled. And I have to ask Dan, where the hell did you find the mugshot you used for for the title page of the episode? It's frigging perfect.
There's something insanely funny about Dan using the word "cringe", it reminds me of Pearl from Spongebob calling her friend. "CORAL IS DEFINITELY OUT."
the hairbrush part was weird, but i was rolling with it.
Damn you Dan. I thought if anything the hairbrush was the made up part, but never thought the whole thing. Bravo, you got me you glorious bastard
No f-ing way. The pancake batter thing should have tipped me off. I was confused each time you mentioned it.
Bro had me the whole way despite me googling to no avail
I fell for the whole story! GODDAMMIT DAN!!!
Even my husband didn't tell me.... Thanks for the entertainment for several DAYS of work! 🤣🤣🤣
Best AFD prank ever! You know we will all be suspicious of every ep for a long time! Well played 🙌🏽
lol me too
I’ve been waiting for you to cover this crazy psychopath since I saw the Netflix special
😉
As if by fate, this is the first episode I have EVER listened to on release day AND in its entirety in one day. F’ing gold. Well done, sir!
Man I fell for this hard. Still one of the best episodes laughed for the entire drive home, Dan you rock bro
You're killing me with the shed room ad.😂
I was laughing so hard at that 😂
@@stevied5459 I can no longer see a shed and not giggle. 😊
I was thinking "man this guy was born to be on this podcast for Dan, he sticks hair brushes up his arse and his name is Dick Byrd, what are the chances"
Very clever man you got me and im hell impressed.
This after the Spartan Episode was actually perfect 🤣
Same sheesh
Haha I live in Elko… 😂 interesting to hear one of my favorite podcasts mention my home
Brilliant!! Loved everything! 3 outta 5 stars!
Finally got a chance to this episode. It's been killing me, listening to the Comments afterwards without having heard it. Dan, I bow to the suck master! Brilliant!
The whole time I felt like there was no way 😂 I was like when is he gonna say the hairbrush thing isn't real.
Strip Strangler is the twenty-third episode and Season One finale of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team is investigating the ongoing murders by a ...
Sadly the comments ruined it for me but what a fucking masterpiece. A gem of a bit. You’re the absolute best Dan, keep em comin my dude.
OH! MY! GOD! You got me! Best April Fools prank EVER!!!😂
You got me! It was fun to listen to!
Can you please do the disgusting and terrific high school mass shooting case of Ethan Crumbley? And the Mcmarthin preschool cases?
Please, I will completely understand if they're too busy this case deserve justin, please, and thank you.
Been catching up on episodes and didn’t notice the episode date. I bought it until the very end. Even said to myself… “Richard Byrd? Yeah. I’ve heard of him before…” Ya got me Dan…
ALL HAIL THE SUCKMASTER!! My new favorite episode by far! I’m loving the different reactions 😂
The fact that Richard Byrd is the name of a famous American aviator is fucking hilarious, I was very confused for about 10 mins on google🤣🤣🤣
Great episode!
I enjoyed the ending.
You got me.
Thank you Dan!
Holy shit. This is the best April fools day joke ever.
I was totally sucked in! But I’m usually curious of their mugshots and what everyone looks like so I googled him. I tired googling him a bunch of different ways and it didn’t come up. Not till I look at the comment section did I figure it out. Then listened to the rest of the episode and couldn’t believe I fell for this! Classic Dan!!
Had me till the end. Damn good.
what is really kind of sad, is that with all the wierd sick people who did exist this could have really happened. There were a few times I kept waiting for him to say joking, but should have figured, that the hairbrush standing on a tree limb was a bit out there, but because of my cousin Angus I just thought like well its possible. GREAT Episode NOBODY hurt laughed so hard. However, Dan I am going to suggest to all that at your next stand up instead of applauding at the end, or flicking lighters we all thrown hairbrushes. # out of 5 stars wouldnt change a thing.
Yo, Suckmaster, I am a space lizard and fools day just so happens to be my birthday. This has to be the most amazing prank media I have ever encountered so thank you for that. The shed ad was amazing.
Fell for it for the whole episode! Even after the reveal, still didn't believe it.
Sitting at work googling Dick Bird the serial killer.
Well done Dan, well done.
Thank you Suckmaster Dan, you should go down in history as one of the best story twllers of all time. Thank you very much for your time and effort in creating these time sucks for us meatbags. Even my cat perks up when she hears your voice falling from my phone, she knows we are in for some laughter and and insight from one of the best. Thank you Dan, hail lucifena, nimrod, and never forget SHOWBIZZZZ
when Dickie kept falling onto the shelved and making a mess I can imagine Yakkity Sax playing overtop lol.
Thank you for this Dan, I really needed to smile, this is the best April Fools I've gotten. Even though I watched this a week after, I just got laid-off from what I thought was going to be a long-time position on April 1st. I literally asked them during the exit interview "Ya'll are fuckin' with me today, right? You're gonna say 'April Fools' at some point?" Unfortunately, they were not joking with me, but I'm glad you were Dan. Thank you for bringing some light into my difficult time.
Nice, I was just laid off too! Just makes more time for Timesuck 😂
I live in NV and my husband worked in the mines in Elko and went to Great Basin College. I was buying it all, hook, line, and hairbrush
it was perfect because it was weird, but not so over the top weird. It was just the right amount. I started to doubt a little bit when you mentioned how he died but then I just fell back into the story. Excellent job.
The best thing about checking Google afterwards to make sure it wasn't like dans flying snake comment was that in 2001 csi had a episode named strip strangler
Wow! This whole road trip I was invested, to just hear the ending. BRAVO SIR! This is why I’ve been listening for years now! 3/5 stars always!
I am so pissed off, yet impressed. I should've checked the comments first 😅
You truly are a MANIAC. Well done, sir.
I wish I hadn't read the comments before the ending. I kept seeing "watch to the end!" and scrolled down a half hour in. Haha, well done anyway, Dan.
Wow. You got me. I came from Spotify to tell the entire time suck staff they did a great job and if you didn’t reveal it , I would of gone my whole life thinking there was a serial killer that put hairbrushes up his ass.
You got me until around the 40 minute mark, well played Gigadan. - your humble floridian melvin
I never comment on stuff but damn hahah there were so many points where I thought there’s no way this is real but then followed up the thought with “well who fuckin knows” 😂😂 great prank
I am a super fan; my girl is overcritical of the show. I listened to most of it on the way to my therapy appointment yesterday (Don’t worry Dan, you aren’t the complete reason for my mental fucked up-ness) and was like,”this has to be one of the best episodes I’ve heard so far.” I decide to subject my girlfriend to the last 10 minutes of the episode today. She was dying laughing and was shocked at how messed up this guy was. Then, the episode’s 5th takeaway went off and she was pissed!!! Needless to say, this episode still got her super interested and I got to show her Bear incorporated and Wipple (both totally real brands and advertisements). 5/5 you scoundrel. You got me. My favorite episode out of the 200 I’ve listened to so far!
Awesome show, Dan! You fully sucked me to the very end.
Ouf, I listened to this whole thing.
Thoroughly entertained can't be mad lol
Holy... shit... There were so many times where I was expecting you to say "Ha JK" at so many points and it didn't happen!! Well done!
You mother fer!!!!! You got me! Only reason i came back because u mentioned in your next episode!
Boy you really had me by the hairbrush there for a while...
Dan, I have to say that at first I was a little disappointed because you got me for an hour and a half, but honestly your experience putting together this show every week is on full display here. I've listened to other true crime before, but I genuinely don't believe any of those hosts have the ability to put together a halfway believable story like this. Bravo. 👏
Now get me a real show, damn it!
Your the best the world has to offer dan!
Awesome Dan! Thanks! Great story.
half way through i realized the date... lol so so good. makes me hyped for the possibility of a new podcast made up by you suckmaster.
oh my god his name is Richard lol didnt even realize
I kept waiting for him to say just kidding about all the hair brush stuff😂😂😂
God damn, you really out did yourself. It was too good to be true, the hairbrush, everything. It was dan cummins classic. AND I FELL FOR IT ALL. HIPHIPHYAAA
Oh my effing god!!! I completely fell for this today 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha omg, when you mentioned all of the brothels in Nevada I believed it caused I was born and raised in Vegas! But when you went into the masturbating in a tree and the hairbrush 🤣🤣🤣 I was never so horrified and also laughing like a psycho
Really need to keep a eye on what comment gets shown. It got ruined as soon as I clicked on the video
You got me so awesome
I listened to this on the April 8th and even with all the hints this was completely unexpected. Fucking greatest April fools prank of all time.
Too many details about the hairbrush gave it away for me it made me Google the guy's name
How can you expect us to take you seriously after lying to us for two hours?
How do we know you will not lie to us again?
Born and raised in Spartanburg, never thought I’d hear my hometown on Timesuck lol 😅
Hell Yeah!!! Absolutely loved it….
dude LOL you totally got me. that was great LOL. thank you for a great suck
It's the fact that I am currently in Vegas staying on the strip. My baby sister is getting married here. I couldn't believe when I got my update for this week's topic. I am currently sitting outside my hotel at the designated weed smoking area listening to this on my phone with no headphones. Loving the looks I am receiving right now.. 😂😂😂
What hotel has a designated weed smoking area?
The Sahara and the MGM Grand I know for sure. The one at the MGM Grand is nicer they have a fire pit. 😂😂
Holy shit fuckn ayez, the amount of resources and research that pertained this fuckn pod cast, crimeny sakes what a good one guy. I found myself thinking periodically through this whole cast "what in the actual fuck am I listening to, fuckn really" I'm new to your podcasts but the sheer confoundness of your efforts has got me hooked. Lahaf( laugh all hard as fuck)
You got me real good
Looking jacked Dan! Love your podcast dude! Your voice helps me sleep at night.
As a hobbyist concerning serial killer info, I was initially in, but very quickly had huge doubts. Fun stuff.
That was freaking awesome and I stopped a few times through the times suck try and look up his mug shot and couldn’t find it. Awesome curveball at PS you’ve got a very vivid and twisted imagination five stars the end.
I’m slightly upset you missed the opportunity to play Tarzan noises with Dick’s tree climbing antics lol.Nonetheless the comedy in this was great your hilarious Dan have a good one!
I'm from Las Vegas and have family in Winnemucca and Elko and I properly fell for the '9-11 buried the story' haha
You are a creative genius, Dan.
That was like boarding a train, just to find out at the end of the ride that it's a roller coaster.
2:00:59 I’ve been taking care of my super sick McGills pop family and I didn’t catch on till death-by-hairbrush, then you started saying #5 is important😂 fucking got me!
Mmm, I'm early. Nobody even turned on the lights yet.
I was even ready to look it up online! Lol!😂
Two fuckin hours Dan!!!!!! 😂😂😂 you god damn prick😂😂😂 GOT ME!!! Love it you sick sick man!!!!
I was always told that I'm a gullible person and I wouldn't believe it... until I was brutally Cummins Lawed for 2 straight hours. Amazing
Damnit you got me you beautiful bastard! I fell for the whole thing 🤦. All I have to say is WELL PLAYED MY FRIEND, WELL PLAYED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally got through half of this episode without realizing what day it was. I should have known when I wasn't able to tell if the insane quotes from the grocery store owner and the Desert Rose sex worker were bits or not. Amazing job😂