Mays Clan yeah the script buddy. they write it alllll our word for word to make these things happen. especially with the random people they talk to in game
bro you dont get it, so many fucking people try to imitate the way that he enunciates things. It's so fucking annoying. I get told I sound like him and I fucking hate it cause no ones likes those people
it's so fucking weird sometimes. i've met someone who sounded exactly like swagger in vrchat and it threw me through a loop. wasn't him though, and he said it was his natural voice. we got him to watch some videos of him so he could learn how to say some of the same shit
When he's on a plane he's flyin bryan When they're asking him too many questions they're Pryin Bryan When his dad's last name is Bryan he's Bryan Bryan When he's hungry he's Dinin' Bryan When you see him across the stars he's Orion Bryan When he asks how his lungs are doing you tell him they're fryin, bryan When he's got golden spiked hair he's Saiyan Bryan If you ask him to clutch, he's tryin bryan When he's disabling the bomb he's wirin' bryan
@@evanjohnson6723 racc isn't a misfit tho. Also mccreamy only uploads fortnite sadly. Fitz streams like twice a week tho. Jschlatt is taking raccs place tbh. Racc used to be the one to keep in character and escalate thing. Now it's schlatt and I love it lol.
This is the funniest video of Swagger’s I’ve seen in awhile. They’re all good but the Schlatto energy was just too intense not to laugh. Bro, I was DYING!
It's funny because of the fact that it is so absurd and stupid. Dude wasted his life away by smoking. And don't even give me shit that one cannot control their urges.
To yeet, or not to yeet--that is the question: Whether 'tis danker in the mind to yeet The slings and arrows of dank fortune Or to yeet arms against a sea of troubles And by yeeting end them. To yeet, to yeet-- No more--and by a sleep to say we yeet The heartache, and the thousand dank shocks That flesh yeets heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to yeet yeeted. To yeet, to yeet-- To yeet--perchance to yeet: ay, there’s the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may yeet
Right when I thought of this joke I looked in the comments to see if anyone put something similar and it came up right away why does this always happen to me
Gotta love ol brizza on the cigs. (For people that don’t know the story, Bryan actually died of cancer not related to smoking, and the big tobacco companies used that photo, so the family sued and got MILLIONS of dollars. But part of the deal was they can still use the picture so that’s why he’s on there still.)
The many laughs you’ve given me and so many others are very much appreciated dude. You inspired a lot of my channel’s personality, and I hope your channel grows to atleast 6.9 mill subs very soon
Dyin Bryan smoked 2 packs a day for 10 years. He died 10 weeks after the diagnosis. He was also from Florida but Australia for some reason adopted his image.
That guy is having the hardest time explaining such a simple concept. I would explain sigfigs like this. Say you have a scale that measures weight down to a 100th of a gram. You measure a rock and get 23.42 grams. If you wanted to estimate how much 100 rocks weighs, you could multiply the weight of a single rock (23.42) times how many rocks (100). You would get 2342 grams, but there is no point keeping the number specific down to the ones place, because it is just an estimate. So you would round 2342 to 2300. The main reason you do this is to avoid having a very specific estimate, because you don’t know exactly how much 100 rocks weighs. And I get that Swagger asked him to explain it as a joke.
Jschlatt is the best sidekick a comedian could ever have. He'll never be the spotlight because he's too willing to burn himself for the bit.. but that makes the bit so much better.
Who’d’ve thunk that watching VR videos would make me laugh so hard?! I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks! Thanks, Swagger and friends. As one who struggles with clinical depression and high anxiety disorder, this helps a lot.
![ILLSLICK - KILLSHOT REMIX [FULL VERSION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIK8RrqIAzE/mqdefault.jpg)
(Lights cigarette)
“I can quit whenever I want to.”
“Alright, then quit.”
“I don’t want to.”
Bruh you stole that from brooklyn 99
@@Cole_Tihor thats why he put it in quotation marks idiot
@@nicopetroccione5621 you're the idiot, idiot
@@Cole_Tihor shut up idiot
@@Cole_Tihor no you're the idiot idiot, idiot
Schlatts commitment to bits is unreal, he's so good at staying in character
You mean dyin Bryan
@@UltimateDurp Urite
great at reading the script
Mays Clan yeah the script buddy. they write it alllll our word for word to make these things happen. especially with the random people they talk to in game
get a load of carson. he lives his life in a bit
When someone breaks his heart he's Cryin Bryan
YoGizmo when he runs out of smokes he’s Cryin Bryan
When he tries to come up with witty rhymes in the comment section he's tryin Bryan
When he's high on crack he feels like he's flyin Bryan
When he’s stalking his crush he’s spyin bryan
Bappo begins again 😂
When his buddy offers him a smoke he’s supply’n Bryan
That shot through the smoke: He’s Spyin Bryan
he hackin Bryan
He's a smoke criminal
my guy was reciting his heart out and y’all was just laughing at his stuttering self.
Its because he was playing a game at the same time, he couldn't do both, so its funny... it ain't deep
he was also baked af lmao. he even said it
@@spencer795 another guy
@@Oof-st9hn o
Laced dress you need to stop being such a lyin bryin
Gotta give the lad who tried to explain shit while playing some credit even tho he stuttered like a mad man
Sig Figs are a bitch too, props to that dude for trying
@@ashikjaman1940 They trully suck, luckily our science teacher didnt realize that our calculators can do sig figs
He didn’t even explain it right but he tried man that’s all that counts lol
He was fried asf, trying to play, and explaining that shit lmao
Gotta love how people say "ur trying to be swaggersouls" as they're talking to swaggersouls.
Well they're not really wrong
bro you dont get it, so many fucking people try to imitate the way that he enunciates things. It's so fucking annoying. I get told I sound like him and I fucking hate it cause no ones likes those people
Influx of streamers with Peter Griffin could voices .
Nova Melting can’t really mistake his voice.
it's so fucking weird sometimes. i've met someone who sounded exactly like swagger in vrchat and it threw me through a loop. wasn't him though, and he said it was his natural voice. we got him to watch some videos of him so he could learn how to say some of the same shit
When Bryan scrapes his knee on the ground he’s crying Bryan
Cryin*
When Bryan gets accused of cheating, he's denying bryan
This didn’t really age well
@@kingsimp1072 😂😂 fr
@@kingsimp1072 why
“When Bryan is wet, Dryin Bryan”
Bappo No Hacko: Finally a worthy opponent!
Shark Gamer first thing that popped in my head😭
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!
When Bryan is upset, Cryin Bryan
I kid you now I had the same idea
When bryan sweats hes tryin bryan
"How can we put this on the internet?"
Quite easily it seems
Schlatt and Swagger together are such a powerful duo
I’m in tears from laughing I need more of this
"Swagger will put you in tears" take that as you will
Literally same I just realized my eye is wet when I read ur comment hahahah
For some reason I read this comment in my head and it sounded like Bordie
youre cryin bryan
It’s like swaggers the new fitz and shlatts the new swagger
When Bryan is depressed, he's Cryin' Bryan.
When he's on a plane he's flyin bryan
When they're asking him too many questions they're Pryin Bryan
When his dad's last name is Bryan he's Bryan Bryan
When he's hungry he's Dinin' Bryan
When you see him across the stars he's Orion Bryan
When he asks how his lungs are doing you tell him they're fryin, bryan
When he's got golden spiked hair he's Saiyan Bryan
If you ask him to clutch, he's tryin bryan
When he's disabling the bomb he's wirin' bryan
underated comment
‘When you’re the only person who uploads in the misfits.’
Mccreamy does actually too. Someone wake racc up
Uhhh for real tho, noone posts anymore but swags
Fitz streams like every other night tho
@@evanjohnson6723 racc isn't a misfit tho. Also mccreamy only uploads fortnite sadly. Fitz streams like twice a week tho. Jschlatt is taking raccs place tbh. Racc used to be the one to keep in character and escalate thing. Now it's schlatt and I love it lol.
@@jonathancamut7287 he's been back like two days after a three month leave, but im ready for those podcasts
When he learns about mexican history he’s Mayan Bryan
Arraviste when he learns about porn history he’s Creampie’n Brian
@@sdionisiooof1243 not funny. didn't laugh
somekid1337 aww really? I’m really bummed out now
Sdionisio Oof sheesh that’s tuff. I’ll like it for ya
Thought you were gonna say "El Bryan"
This is the funniest video of Swagger’s I’ve seen in awhile. They’re all good but the Schlatto energy was just too intense not to laugh. Bro, I was DYING!
Dying cole
Same
Cole were you dyin Bryan
I feel the same way. Good chemistry
Schlatt makes everything better to be honest
When bryan gets new clothes, he’s stylin bryan
When Bryan complains, he's whinin Bryan.
When Bryan is clutching, he's tryin Bryan.
When bryan goes to the mall, he's buyin bryan
@@ratskum6680 when Brian goes to the airport, he's flyin Bryan.
When bryan smokes weed, he's highin bryan.
If he ever attempted to quit, he’d be tryin Bryan
"When people get mad at his failed error, he's Tryin Bryan"
Swagger and Jay are the only misfits who actually uploads sometimes
So we just gonna throw Jay aside
Sticksy you’re right
is Kryoz one of the Misfits?
@@ulexx6574 Nah, but they are great friends
@@ulexx6574 hes associated, not one of them
Dying man on a cigarette packet: * exists *
Swagger et al. : "Now *THAT* is some funny shit!"
jesus christ lmao
Yeah, he actually smoked like two packs a day for 10 years
Dude in Australia it’s lucky to get Bryan on a durry pack
@@nikkirennardo5100 20 years I think
It's funny because of the fact that it is so absurd and stupid. Dude wasted his life away by smoking. And don't even give me shit that one cannot control their urges.
It’s because all of the pictures on ciggy pictures are so absurd
To yeet, or not to yeet--that is the question:
Whether 'tis danker in the mind to yeet
The slings and arrows of dank fortune
Or to yeet arms against a sea of troubles
And by yeeting end them. To yeet, to yeet--
No more--and by a sleep to say we yeet
The heartache, and the thousand dank shocks
That flesh yeets heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to yeet yeeted. To yeet, to yeet--
To yeet--perchance to yeet: ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may yeet
most underrated comment
Dang
Beautiful, I cried
This masterpiece deserves to be a kiddie poem book
1)I love you
2) fuck you
When Bryan is a rainbow flying cat, he's Nyan Bryan
underrated
i haven’t paid taxes in 20 years
same
What a savage
@Fakin hell ok
I made it 69 likes :)
thats because you havent been alive that long
When he’s on a plane he’s Flyin Bryan
when he's mezo-american hes myan byan
when he's sold as a slave someone's buyin bryan
When hes crying its cryin bryan
when hes watching his favourite film hes saving private ryan bryan
When Bryan won't tell the truth, he's denyin Bryan.
Swaggers the kind of guy that would turn his helmet into a bong just for a 10 second joke
When he runs out of cigs he’s cryin Bryan. When he smokes he’s high’n Bryan. When the B in his name is silent he’s Ryan Bryan
3:33 the moment that pictured turned up, i automatically knew this video is demonitized.
I just googled "Dyin Bryan" and his DAUGHTER SMOKES A PACK AND A HALF A DAY 😂
It runs in the family
He also didn't die from lung cancer but aids🤔
@@El_Chap he died of lung cancer 9 weeks after diagnosis.
@@Symphonicrockfran it only runs for 10 weeks its ok
But did she do it for 10 weeks at the age of 34?
6:31 Oh no it’s like the bappo thing all over again.
Bappo do crapo
Bappo: who are you?
Dyin Bryan: I’m you, but stronger.
I'm you but dead
7:28 it just sounds like you’re running things through the self-checkout at the supermarket
When he goes skydiving he’s flying Brian
I’ll be smoking 3 packs a day after this video?
I’ll do it for free
Joseph’s Lolice you sure you wanna be dyin Bryan?
He died age 34
It just takes 10 weeks
@@boder841 stop youre dragging it out, dont drag jokes out its unfunny
Chuck Bro dyin bryan isn’t a joke, he died age 34 bro it only took 10 weeks
So when he’s purchasing cigarettes, is he “Buyin Bryan?”
Right when I thought of this joke I looked in the comments to see if anyone put something similar and it came up right away why does this always happen to me
when his dad left
he was cryin bryan
when he drives a ford, hes orion bryan
When he tripped he was fallin bryan
cryin bryan*
I don’t think I’ve ever heard swagger laugh that hard at dead people
Gotta love ol brizza on the cigs. (For people that don’t know the story, Bryan actually died of cancer not related to smoking, and the big tobacco companies used that photo, so the family sued and got MILLIONS of dollars. But part of the deal was they can still use the picture so that’s why he’s on there still.)
5:51
"This is like the 5th time someone has told me that I play like one of the bots"
Guys, he admitted to aimbotting
U again
Future Justin Y.
This is what I needed in quarantine, I'm bored af
hah! city peasant
@@imapigeonyoupeasant1489 i thought peasants didn't live in the cities, duh
@@cntrix2047 Peasants are everywhere
thanks to schlatt ive kicked my meth addiction, thank you bryan
Started smokin huh?
there is a conspiracy that Bryan actually died of HIV.
schlatt killed him to take over bryancoin and rebrand the company
you can't silence the truth
sheep
This was literally the best episode in forever y’all thanks.
6:27 here we go with the rhyming jokes like the bappo bit they did before.
When he gets stung by a bee, he's Cryin' Bryan.
When Bryan looks at his children's failed report cards he's sighing Bryan
*looks down awkwardly*
If he horny but scared he spyin Bryan
This is hands down the best Schlatt bit and every few weeks I cannot stop myself from coming back to it and laughing like I've never seen it before
i love swaggers csgo videos. they always make me laugh, and his laugh is amazing and makes everything better.
i love corona virus sticks
oh god
what have you done
The many laughs you’ve given me and so many others are very much appreciated dude. You inspired a lot of my channel’s personality, and I hope your channel grows to atleast 6.9 mill subs very soon
Dyin Bryan smoked 2 packs a day for 10 years. He died 10 weeks after the diagnosis. He was also from Florida but Australia for some reason adopted his image.
Schlatt + Swagger is probably my favorite thing on youtube rn
Idk why I find your gameplays so calming, so much so that i feel asleep in 3 minutes
when his friends are shouting at him to clutch the round, hes tryin bryan
That guy is having the hardest time explaining such a simple concept.
I would explain sigfigs like this. Say you have a scale that measures weight down to a 100th of a gram. You measure a rock and get 23.42 grams. If you wanted to estimate how much 100 rocks weighs, you could multiply the weight of a single rock (23.42) times how many rocks (100). You would get 2342 grams, but there is no point keeping the number specific down to the ones place, because it is just an estimate. So you would round 2342 to 2300. The main reason you do this is to avoid having a very specific estimate, because you don’t know exactly how much 100 rocks weighs.
And I get that Swagger asked him to explain it as a joke.
I AM SMART Pepega
I don’t get it
Goddamnit I just quit smoking too what the hell swagger
Jschlatt is the best sidekick a comedian could ever have. He'll never be the spotlight because he's too willing to burn himself for the bit.. but that makes the bit so much better.
When ever swagger souls uploads you know it’s already gonna be a good video
My dad smokes a pack a day... now he's been walking to the local gas station for 17 years...
Obama Man bro is your dads name Bryan?
Cause he sure as hell dyin’
@Logan Aucoin is your stepsister name kiss
French Fries Logan’s from Alabama he doesn’t need no step siblings
@@boder841 I see
this is the most i've laughed in a while, thank y'all lmao
These csgo moments can cure corona
This is the classic content i subscribed for. That was absolutely halarious
The funniest video I’ve see all quarantine long
"everybody tells me i play like the bots"
"I don't know what im doing!" just like the bots.
Wont lie, i wasnt prepared for the "oh yeah why"
"This isnt swaggersouls bro" xD
This is actually one of the funniest videos I've seen in long time.
By far one of the funniest ive seen in a while
6:49 he smoked so hard in his life, that smoke has no effect on him.
When you already smoke a pack a day
“When Bryan is wet he’s dryin Bryan”
When he wants a job he’s Mayan bryan
I wasn't expecting a CS video..
Good to see it again, I came from CSGO and I return to CSGO.
I feel like everytime someone doesn’t believe that it’s actually Swagger he just slowly loses his sanity XD
Next: "csgo moments that will make you eat silver everyday"
*proceeds to show people with purple/gray skin*
When Bryan gets high off weed he's flyin bryan
When he dyes his hair
Cyan Bryan
He doesn't have a hair
SCP-682 Stop you’re going to make him crying Bryan
Loved every second of it, one of the best videos Swagger nice job, made my day
I’ve been waiting for another video like this for so long
You should make “CSGO Quarantine moments”
Anyone else get sad when they hear the music come in at the end...
when someone puts Bryan in a 350°F pot of oil: he’s fryin Bryan
schlatt and swagger together make a powerful combination
I think this is a sign that the good content is coming back
When he magically sees someone even though there's smoke, he's scryin bryan
How's quarantine been for you swagger
When he finds his girlfriend cheating he’s cryin Bryan
when hes sad hes cryin bryan
when he is playing videogames he is *Gamming Bryan*
when Bryan is acting up, he's wylin Bryan.
I can’t wait to smoke a pack a day
Im so stoned i dont remember anything in this vid
That ear rape smoking rant had me nearly pissing myself
Who’d’ve thunk that watching VR videos would make me laugh so hard?! I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks! Thanks, Swagger and friends. As one who struggles with clinical depression and high anxiety disorder, this helps a lot.
When he's on the plane he is Flyin' Bryan
What’s going up dude 😂😂
when he cheats on his wife but doesnt want her to know, hes lyin brian
Maybe it wasn't the cigs, maybe Bryan jumped out of a windows to commit suicide, nobody saw flyin Bryan coming
Only person I can genuinely binge watch and stay laughing the whole time😂😂😂