jimmy's most savage roasts | Jimmy Carr
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- Jimmy Carr really does not take any prisoners when he delivers a roast. He sees a target and he pounces. Let's enjoy 12 minutes of his most savage roasts.
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I hope no scandals ever come out bout Jimmy and that he a great dude in real life.
There was a tax scandal, but he got over it
@@prollins6443eh, that doesn’t really make you a bad person though. at least he isn’t touching children LOL
So does he!
He just thanked us for watching the video I think he’s ok
Besides a couple of jokes that might have pushed the unspoken rules of comedy, he really hasnt done anything horrible in his actions, just a clever man who loves to experiment with jokes and isnt scared to fail
Jimmy Carr is a crazy man ---and we wouldn't have it any other way 😂 👍
The clip with the guy asleep who says he’s a footballer is called Stephen Farrell.
He’s now in management with the club and still gets a ribbing over this. 😂
I can imagine Jimmy as a dinner guest. I would either choke to death laughing or go hungry to avoid showering everyone with my mouth contents giggling.
Love this dude! His interaction with the audience is so good
The Viagra bit with the kid in the green shirt got me. That was hilarious!
Sounds so wrong out of context
I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh. Thanks Jimmy.
Okay that "You may have whispered it but just picked up an echo"
THAT was savage.
From The States: Always love Jimmy!!!
Now this is the Jimmy I expect with every video.
Thank you for making me laugh of course and keeping the algorithm happy. 🤣 🤣 Australia 🇦🇺 ❣🌟
saw you live in montreal, love your performances jimmy!
When wAs he there?
OK why is the name "mongo" beeped out? They do know its the name of a character he is quoting who speaks in the third person right? I also love how THATS the offensive part 😆 🤣
But it isn't though.
Mongo could be offensive for disabled people with down syndrome... Well, with all his cussing I would not care but in some areas of the world this is considered inappropriate.
@@ralfjansen9118 Not here. 👊👍❤
@@ralfjansen9118 bruh if the "offensive words" need to be bleeped, Jimmy wouldn't have a career.
@@danieln9226 I agree, and that is what I mean with "with all his cussing". I just answered the question.
my face is hurting with laughter
Tough job but they are the masters.
God bless.
He's gonna have to pay that tenner now.
You are the funniest comedian I've ever seen/heard. And I've seen everything Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor have done!
This guy is gold! Diamant even, so fucking funny
You mean Dynamite? Perhaps you should learn to read and write before you go willy nolly about the internet
@@DrDeusExMachinaI think he meant diamond buddy
His ability to riff with the crowd is insane.
When Jimmy looked like Jimmy.
“Mongo” is not offensive if you’ve seen Blazing Saddles.
Parents always love me as a dinner guest
As long as *it* hits the sides,dude, you're 👍 good....
60 year old Stranraer footballer
5:17 couple of Ed Sheerans there…
Jimmy Carr is Sheldon, if he were interested in comedy and dark humour instead of physics
I can't determine if those were the best parents or the worst but I'm leaning towards the former.
Fantastic job
Why was the word “Mungo” bleeped out at 3:43 ?
Probably seen all these but ya know.
The thumbnail should have been Jimmy savage !
Jamaica!
Damn, I forget sometimes how fast he is.
His skinny version, very much scared me 😮😢
Enjoy your riches, you deserve them ❤❤❤❤
Love you ❤
Would Canada allow him? I'm laughing my ass off..
He's coming to Victoria or Vancouver in the spring
9:48 I've heard him tell this joke a few times in this actual show but never noticed that he said it wrong! Should've been mantlepiece not fireplace, of course. I've never understood the comparison, really, as I like seeing a pretty face when I'm with a woman! lol Ah, memories... :P
It goes ... " Who looks at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire ? But a pretty mantlepiece helps when the fire won't go "... Doesn't weird Bob like a pretty face when with a man also ? Lots Of Love to you also...
@@waynepantry7023 Nope, weirdunclebob doesn't slide that way! Ladies only 😁
Please be on skit stage with Roger Federer.
How can Julio be a gay when he's sitting next to a stunner?
It's going to turn out that Jimmy was gay....and some of you are going to be like "Huh, didn't see it"
What's a coche?
i remember hearing these on... oh yeah..some random page 3 years ago. great work Jimmy
bro these shows are like 10 years old the jokes are his own lmao
its not water its a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er
What is strand-ra football club?
Stranraer
he still alive
Did they censor the word "mundo"?
The word was "mongo" 😉
He is coming to Hamilton Ontario in April. Taking my wife. She has no idea what she’s in for
Can someone explain the “sorry it’s quite possible you just whispered that and it picked up an echo” lmao I’m dumb af
Seriously??? 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
He's insinuating that she has a loose vagina 😂
comparing her vagina to a cave i think
Did they really bleep out Mongo no lie? Smh
Wtf an 14 old kid is doing there ffs ?
The parents are mad lads
jimmy carr whose he?
LOL
Lol
i fucking love you Jimmy if you could cure cancer like you cure depression the world would be great
Stopping swearing could help you . . .
@@waynepantry7023 no
@@yanzo-the-captainfuck no*
he lost a lot of weight.
I didn't read the leaflet in my packet of Viagra.. Unfortunately I rubbed my eyes after handling it and it made me look hard for hours.. 😏
haha
Like a sex machine
his beleve in covit19 xaxaxxaxxaxaxaxa
lmfao Jimmy is funny NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Plastic surgery is too risky, even in 2024.
The Scottish guy at the start is a plant for sure as he has made heckles in earlier videos. Actually I suspect they are all plants ;)
I don't get British jokes
they are quick witted and word play is halarious
😈👍🏴☠
Jimmy, please send me money so I can get a cool hairline like you. 😊😊😊
Is he wearing eyeliner ? 🤔🤔
Are you ?
Maybe.. it’s common for people on stage to wear eye shadow and eye liner because of the stage lighting. I’ve never been to a play or musical where the actors weren’t wearing eye liner.
Whenever you see ANY entertainer in a movie or on TV, they all have makeup on. Stage lights make the performers faces look washed out. It's necessary.
Should I really laugh....this is some dark stuff...
snowflake
Is Jimmy Carr not well.
He looks like he's lost a lot of weight at the end
Gonna steal anymore of George Carlins bits?
Example?
@@TC_83 his famous "7 words" bit
@@roystonrubble7103 Great bit… where did Jimmy do it?
This guy is simply not funny
Yet here you are
Unlock I never controlling safe system oh it's water you probably heard of it then they make a suggestion of crowd people laughing expect to Lap with them making sense of humour jokes putting sense of humour inside of a person to make their laugh smile and giggle
nice
WHERE I WORK WE HAVE COMEDY AMATUERS ,WITH SOME COACHING THEY CAN BECOME PROFESSIONALS
Your caps lock is broken.
Does he make me laugh, yes. Does some of his material seem out of place in 2022, I think so.
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