Door opens, Ron with the drone and a shotgun, flash of lightning, and a clap of thunder. "We need to talk." That moment was such an 'oh sh!t' moment for me, and years later, it still is.
Ron holding that destroyed drone is just another day of Ron being a badass.😉 Also, that animal control guy thinking he needs to kill all the birds is hilarious.😂
Grizzle literally has the same vibe as Google, "Oh hey look we are doing this cool thing" and proceed to say privacy and employment destroying uses of data and AI
@@tedursus I think they meant the name (Grizzle and Google both 1.) Start with G-, 2.) End with -le, 3.) Have 2 syllables, 4.) has repeating letters in the middle.).
Yes, the cameras are always watching. First time I ate in my kitchen after my roommate moved out, and sat there with my phone, I got an ad for a round tablecloth.
My teacher tried to prove it once by telling everyone in class that we should buy a new fridge because we need one. I went home and got an ad about a fridge
@archiewoodward4115 Yeah, they're listening too. I told a friend that Jesus was not in the historical record. The next day I got a video about Jesus in the Greek and Roman historians (albeit 60-100 yrs. after he is said to have died).
@@ecamp6360 They always leave out the "almost a century after he died" part. Almost like it makes the "third party" sources a lot less valuable as a third party source. It's like all those people today trying to breed Red Cows because of biblical prophecies relating to one. Like a prophecy isn't impressive at all if you're TRYING to get that end result
Our earliest known sources about Alexander the Great were written 900yrs after he died, and the same can be said for many other Historical figures Less than 100 yrs is actually pretty strong evidence
@@matejmotuz108 Unfortunately, he was charged with a federal offense. Despite it being an invasion of privacy since he didn't order anything. Companies wanna have drone delivery? Fine. But they should only occupy airspace above that of streets and other public properties.
@@Zixology Oh man I'd take them to task in court of private property rights and what it means to be free and American ect ect. Private property rights is the bedrock upon which capitalism rests.
There is an editing error at 7:07, when Jerry and Paul Rudd fistbump. From one angle, Jerry is the one doing the fist and Paul has his hand open, and from the next following angle, it was Paul Rudd who had the fist and Jerry seemed confused as in "huh, why a fist?"
@@jedimike7622 On the other hand, if the Borg assimilate him, their programming might not be able to absorb his overwhelming nerdery. All Borg everywhere, suddenly craving cones and calzones..! 😂
@@MahkyVmedia1well that’s kind of the only answer here. Everyone won’t stop with the technology.. it is literally uprooting our civilization and causing major problems for the species. Birth rates.. gendered issues.. extreme social isolation.. mental health issues higher than ever before.. extremely sedentary lives.. people can’t even date normally anymore.. everyone finds it to be a nightmare and lacking all humanity. Because it is lacking what we need as humans.. humans didn’t evolve to date like that.. nor did we evolve to have instant access to everyone at once to date. It’s not just an overwhelming positive if you’re thinking it is.. we are ape people that evolved to live a certain way. We are getting wayyyyyy outside those parameters now.. and it’s making everybody depressed and lonely. It’s like putting an animal in a zoo with none of its biological,sexual,and environmental norms in with it.. it becomes completely non functional and depressed. We aren’t just infinitely compatible with technology. Not even close.
My favorite part of the drone scene is that the drone has 3 shot patterns. Ron is holding a double barrel shotgun. He shot it down, reloaded, then shot it again
Chatbot: “Thank you, Jessica. I love you too. I love your skin. {angry face, deeper voice} Give me your skin.” This legitimately made me laugh out loud.
Thanks man, my house has a tree thru it, I don’t have running water or electricity, I can’t leave my house because of the damage. But I’m so glad that Parks and Rec is here to make fun of that
@@sauravbanerjee3552 Sometimes it is hard, specially because she is going to school now and we said we dont like it. They accidentally posted a picture of the 3 of us on a event promoted by the school and we ordered them to delete it. They did... Privacy is way to important these days.
@@faustomadebrsorry to burst your bubble but your kid is doomed if you send them to public schools or even private schools. Your best bet is to homeschool em yourself if you really care about her.
@@faustomadebrI'm brazilian too and as someone who studied socialism I am offended you'd call this capitalist sh*thole anything other than what it is 😅 .... Though you are 100% right with the privacy stuff, kudos to that
the scariest sentence in the history of mankind "we just want to learn everything about everyone, track them where ever they go and anticipate what their about to do"
The irony of the women of the year thing is that they only gave it to Ron because of the fact that he is a male and Leslie is angry about it. But she would be and is fine when women get rewarded just for being women.
Google knows everything about me but they never sent anything cool to my door. Do you read me, Google? Where's my new macbook, my Polaroid film and my Community funko pops?
"Your first mistake was messing with my kid. Your second was not running afterwards. You don't get a third one." Ron Swanson, date unknown
DATE: REDACTED
But did his kid have a Gryzzl doo-MOM?!
- Man
Date: REDACTED
Door opens, Ron with the drone and a shotgun, flash of lightning, and a clap of thunder. "We need to talk." That moment was such an 'oh sh!t' moment for me, and years later, it still is.
Ron is the ultimate Chad
Leslie's evil smile after the conversation also adds to the scene.
The scariest moment is when Ron eagerly wants to help you with something. That's like a sign of the apocalypse.
Still petitioning for Nick Offerman to do a terminator-esque robot uprising series
The smile on Leslie's face when Ron joins the fight is beautiful.
Yes. *smiles equal as creepily.
Ron holding that destroyed drone is just another day of Ron being a badass.😉
Also, that animal control guy thinking he needs to kill all the birds is hilarious.😂
Everything was hilarious 😀
Funny how the animal control guy caused actual birds to disappear in another show
“Who you want me to kill? I’ll kill e’m, as soon as i’m done with all these birds”
how can he kill all the birds when everyone knows birds aren't even real to begin with
@@SawiDhe Omg I forgot all about that part. What is it with the birds??
Grizzle literally has the same vibe as Google, "Oh hey look we are doing this cool thing" and proceed to say privacy and employment destroying uses of data and AI
Wait until you realize it is intentionally a parody of the very same company.
@@TylerLinner yeah
more of a mashup of Google and Amazon, with some Apple and a tiny bit of Microsoft thrown in there, but yeah
@@tedursus I think they meant the name (Grizzle and Google both 1.) Start with G-, 2.) End with -le, 3.) Have 2 syllables, 4.) has repeating letters in the middle.).
“Wouldn’t it be cool if we were all chill to each other” is a straight up riff on “Don’t be evil”.
I love how shocked Leslie is when she realizes everyone in that meeting agreed with her about Gryzzl
We’re not against you on this! We’re not against you on this!
I watched this for the first time last year and I am floored that this show was as predictive as it was.
Less predictive than extrapolatory
Predictive programming
Predictive programming
@@marlybob1 lol for the point of...what exactly? Telling people game of thrones would end badly.
I wish Ron was my dad
"The Somebody's Daughters Dancers."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well, they MIGHT be.
@@paulwartenberg8479 No they definitely are 😅 they just might also be mothers as well.
“Well it’s about time. Bully for me!” I love Ron Swanson! Spirit animal.
Men winning awards intended for women lmao
Thinking of the scene where Ron talks about how spirit animals are complete nonsense.
Yes, the cameras are always watching. First time I ate in my kitchen after my roommate moved out, and sat there with my phone, I got an ad for a round tablecloth.
My teacher tried to prove it once by telling everyone in class that we should buy a new fridge because we need one. I went home and got an ad about a fridge
@archiewoodward4115 Yeah, they're listening too. I told a friend that Jesus was not in the historical record. The next day I got a video about Jesus in the Greek and Roman historians (albeit 60-100 yrs. after he is said to have died).
@@ecamp6360 They always leave out the "almost a century after he died" part. Almost like it makes the "third party" sources a lot less valuable as a third party source. It's like all those people today trying to breed Red Cows because of biblical prophecies relating to one. Like a prophecy isn't impressive at all if you're TRYING to get that end result
@@heckingbamboozled8097Technically the Gospels are first and second hand accounts, plus Roman graffity and the letters of Paul and Peter.
Our earliest known sources about Alexander the Great were written 900yrs after he died, and the same can be said for many other Historical figures
Less than 100 yrs is actually pretty strong evidence
_"Give me your skin!"_
Turns out saying this to random strangers is not okay. 😞
Saying it to friends and family is expected.
If you throw in some fava beans and a nice Chianti, people suddenly become much more amenable :D
"Soon as I'm done with these birds" is said all the time in our house
“Oh okay!!” is said around mine
the drone scene LMAO. it reminds me the Florida man shot a flying Walmart drone when it got in his property LOL
Did he have any troubles because he did that ?
😂😂😂😂😂
Never change Florida!😂
@@matejmotuz108 Unfortunately, he was charged with a federal offense. Despite it being an invasion of privacy since he didn't order anything.
Companies wanna have drone delivery? Fine. But they should only occupy airspace above that of streets and other public properties.
@@Zixology Oh man I'd take them to task in court of private property rights and what it means to be free and American ect ect. Private property rights is the bedrock upon which capitalism rests.
“Nice try, that’s the guy from Toy Story” gets me every single time. 😂😭
There is an editing error at 7:07, when Jerry and Paul Rudd fistbump. From one angle, Jerry is the one doing the fist and Paul has his hand open, and from the next following angle, it was Paul Rudd who had the fist and Jerry seemed confused as in "huh, why a fist?"
I like to think that was intentional and just goes to show that no matter how you look at something, Jerry-Larry-Gary will get it wrong.
I love the animal control in this show. So professional and competent
“Somebody’s Daughter Dancers” is diabolical 😂 also, Paul Rudd is brilliant in every scene of this show
Ben HAS BEEN to space. He is the Helmsman on the USS Defiant. Helping to defend Earth from the Borg.
"Sir, there's another starship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" I wonder if that's what led to them making Ben such a huge, glorious nerd! 😁
In "Romeo + Juliet" he came to a costume party dressed as an astronaut in a spacesuit.
I always hoped he made it through the whole incident intact. Just wouldn't be right otherwise.
@@jedimike7622 On the other hand, if the Borg assimilate him, their programming might not be able to absorb his overwhelming nerdery. All Borg everywhere, suddenly craving cones and calzones..! 😂
No, that's his descendant, Helmsman Wyatt
"We're not against you ON THIS!"
As usual Ron Swanson had the right idea
Lol as usual? His usual solution for a real problem was to run to his secret cabin in the woods instead of dealing with the problem. Haha but okay
@@MahkyVmedia1 that was one time.
@@albertlincoln1729 yeah he had multiple secret cabins for a one time thing
@@MahkyVmedia1well that’s kind of the only answer here. Everyone won’t stop with the technology.. it is literally uprooting our civilization and causing major problems for the species. Birth rates.. gendered issues.. extreme social isolation.. mental health issues higher than ever before.. extremely sedentary lives.. people can’t even date normally anymore.. everyone finds it to be a nightmare and lacking all humanity. Because it is lacking what we need as humans.. humans didn’t evolve to date like that.. nor did we evolve to have instant access to everyone at once to date. It’s not just an overwhelming positive if you’re thinking it is.. we are ape people that evolved to live a certain way. We are getting wayyyyyy outside those parameters now.. and it’s making everybody depressed and lonely.
It’s like putting an animal in a zoo with none of its biological,sexual,and environmental norms in with it.. it becomes completely non functional and depressed. We aren’t just infinitely compatible with technology. Not even close.
@@MahkyVmedia1 AND JUST LIKE THAT, he has relocated all his secret cabins because you know the existence of his secret cabins.
The best one was Ron being okay with being named Woman of the Year lmao.
Still the best show. Watch this all the time to feel good. So heart warming.
My favorite part of the drone scene is that the drone has 3 shot patterns. Ron is holding a double barrel shotgun.
He shot it down, reloaded, then shot it again
Say it with me "you always double tap"
8:31
Pretty sure Skynet hasn't made it's move yet because Ron Swanson is still alive...
Didn't they also predict the world series in an offhand comment from Tom in Chicago?
Yep yep
Yeah that one happened quick too
i love how brett was ready to kill anyone for leslie
"well it's about time"
Everyone breaks character.
Nick is a hero.
8:59 I love Ron so much in this part.
8:31 This is Ron Swanson's Declaration Of War - And I am all for it!
"Khalisi is marrying Jack Sparrow" - in fact, Daenerys marrying Aeron Greyjoy would actually be better that what actually happened.
Aeron? He's a drowned priest and not even named in the show.
@@pderham26I'm sure they meant Euron
Ron looked like he had a light saber in that thumbnail. Lol.
6:46 she was so into Paul Rudd. So am I. 😢😂
Oh god how am i JUST noticing her?? (When he and Ben are on screen, idk who to look at😭😭)
idk how i forgot how funny this show was
1:12 “Tiite!” What I’m gonna say to bad news from now on
Gotta get the finger snap in there too
This show to me is more tame sometimes than what this world has turned out to be…
Thats because all of this was actually happening back then. Things have gotten worse since.
6:36 Lmao 😂 I need to find somewhere to chant this.
"This is Hamuel L. Jackson from the movie Pork Fiction, and I'm keeping it." LOL
7:27-7:34
Ironically, a certain Parks and Rec worker would later be involved in another Pixar project.
They could make a 'Taken' Style movie with Ron exactly as he is in the show and i wouldnt doubt it for a second
The Somebody's Daughter dancers 😂😂😂😂
"Biden the Rails" is a bipartisan slam dunk.
Well she became internationally famous by lampooning Hillary Clinton as a disingenuous, egocentric criminal....just in jest though
Chatbot: “Thank you, Jessica. I love you too. I love your skin. {angry face, deeper voice} Give me your skin.”
This legitimately made me laugh out loud.
Thanks man, my house has a tree thru it, I don’t have running water or electricity, I can’t leave my house because of the damage. But I’m so glad that Parks and Rec is here to make fun of that
And thats why my babygirl has zero photos online...
@@faustomadebr great step honestly
@@sauravbanerjee3552 Sometimes it is hard, specially because she is going to school now and we said we dont like it. They accidentally posted a picture of the 3 of us on a event promoted by the school and we ordered them to delete it. They did...
Privacy is way to important these days.
@@faustomadebrsorry to burst your bubble but your kid is doomed if you send them to public schools or even private schools. Your best bet is to homeschool em yourself if you really care about her.
@@mremu4358 I agree with you, but we cant homeschool in Brazil... Our socialist country is a mess.
@@faustomadebrI'm brazilian too and as someone who studied socialism I am offended you'd call this capitalist sh*thole anything other than what it is 😅 .... Though you are 100% right with the privacy stuff, kudos to that
"Somebody’s Daughter Dancers" LMAAAAOOO! Retta always had the best lines.
Don’t forget, Patons filibuster monologue predicted The Book of Boba Fett.
wut
Weeelp....
Time to go re-watch all of Parks & Rec. See ya'll in a few weeks.
the scariest sentence in the history of mankind
"we just want to learn everything about everyone, track them where ever they go and anticipate what their about to do"
0:35 And now we have the Penguin TV show
Good start so far
The irony of the women of the year thing is that they only gave it to Ron because of the fact that he is a male and Leslie is angry about it. But she would be and is fine when women get rewarded just for being women.
7:49 "I'M DEAD!" 😁👍
"Doesn't matter... Prepare for the diarrhea" Is a great line lol
Some of this stuff was relevant but didn't even matter until years later. This video is too perfect
bro the IOW bullsh*t is f*cking HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭 iykyk
Soon as I'm done with these birds.
Ron & Leslie are like the real life Batman and robin lol….the real “TV Show Real”
I really wanted that disposable duvets. I hate putting them out and then putting them back in again after laundry.
That animal control dude tho!!
I’m going to try to have Chris’ enthusiasm when I die. (7:49)
(8:35) He knew damn well what that was. C’mon!
The way gryzzl got away with data mining was because Ben didn't double check the contract with them in the beginning
I constantly forget that my guy from Dudez A-Plenti was on parks & rec
The "Somebody Else's Daughter Dancers."
2 workaholics cast members in this video!!
And Lonely Island!
"...as soon as I'm done killin' all these birds." XD
3:27 becomes even funnier when you realize both Joe and Jill voted for President Trump LMFAOOOOOOOOO
The PCU homage "We're not against you on this!"
That "A thousand?" was great
We don’t talk about the penguin’s preference 🤫
if you consider jack sparrow as euron greyjoy him marrying khalisi is a legitimate theory in books
Ben❤
I have no clear idea of what you are saying, but I'm totally up for whatever it is.
Good point actually. And in the books Euron has all the swagger that sparrow had
That would be insaneeee But that would be such a twist
7:38 he must not have told himself to STOP POOPING
7:53 Is that Jorma from The Lonely Island in the Paws shirt?? 😂
YES. I want that shirt...
4:20 pigeon tried to warn us
They needed more scenes with Animal Control
Google knows everything about me but they never sent anything cool to my door. Do you read me, Google? Where's my new macbook, my Polaroid film and my Community funko pops?
"After I'm done with these birds"
I love this show so much!
Of Course Ron would be the one to lead the rebellion against the robot empire.
Ron is my spirit animal.
Which I suppose makes me April.
“…soon as I’m done with these birds.” Bwhahaha
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
"..would have sent me careening towards Bummerville.." 🙃
8:31 did he really need to bring the gun?🤣
This whole storyline is as terrifying and eye opening as they live or the matrix.
Ron Swanson. The ultimate manly figure of manliness.
This came up in my feed after TH-cam started suggesting videos to me that were only relevant to a private conversation I had on Discord 😄
Really was a brilliant show.
The Somebody's Daughters Dancers has got to be the best name for a dance group I've ever heard
8:30
*My spirit animal*
I literally almost choked to death at "Hamuel L Jackson"
10:30
This cracks me up so much.
Disposable duvets
Supermoon
Gryzzl
For just a split second as I was scrolling past the thumbnail for this video, it looked like Ron was holding a lightsaber. 🤣
"They have no right to send me something I will treasure the rest of my life!"
1:20 I forgot Garret from SuperStore was on this show!
After his time in Dudez A-Plenti with Conan!
S**t IS him!
And he talks about wanting to kill birds like he did with Dina’s
4:30 lol
God I miss this show
Nurgle would love chris as a disciple.
“Prepare for the diarrhea” would make a great shirt.
animal control is lowkey my favorite part of the series
"Tje Somebody's Daughter Dancers" 😂
I’ve just watched Upload by the same creators as Parks and Rec. Upload is warning us about the future! Watch it if you haven’t already.
Didn’t they also predict the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series?