@@burnpittsburgh7036 If anybody believed a billion dollar company sponsoring a podcast couldnt happen, I understand why people thought President Trump could never happen.
The absolute most disappointing food on the planet its terrible I've never gone to subway my entire life on purpose or by choice only if my family forced me when I was child you know how many other sandwich shops that there is that are a 1000 times better
I had to catch my breath during the voicemail, I was laughing so hard. I love they left it to the voicemail to describe why they lost their sponsorship. That was great.
@@horridCAM Because the voicemail sounds incredibly scripted and rehearsed. It's got Tom's thumbprint all over it, it sounds just like something he would write.
When Tom started talking about buying a Lambo, I kinda thought something was up....but, that voice mail...Not only did it sound scripted...but, seriously, how can an international company that sees millions of people a day ban just 2 people from only some restaurants in a very vaguely described region? lol
@@bobhearinger With the first two podcasts in the new studio brought in so many McDonald's references that they decided to build a very large, intricate joke/meme out of the criticism. It was a perfect opportunity to involve the viewers and let us know they read through their comments. I am really glad I followed this podcast after them coming on the H3 podcast twice. It's so great to see my favorite stand ups create podcasts. Just wish Chapelle lived in LA so he could join the ATC channel.
Treebeard it’s a statement on how our of focus our priorities are...🤦🏼♂️🤣 it makes me feel drunk for real tho, everything behind them is in focus. They turned down the lights and that helps a bit....but not a whole lot.
They get so serious and then they get excessive to bring you back to this being a joke and then they get serious again making you think this really is the truth only to play the voicemail😂🤣😂
Do you feel sorry for the cows when you go to McDonald's to eat a Burger from a genetically modified cow stuffed with different growth steroids and antibiotics? McDonald's, it's evil))
ρүccкúú пαρεнь broo shutuuuuup she wasn’t even talking about that. She was talking about how funny these two are. You take your bullshit preaching elsewhere pal.
ρүccкúú пαρεнь do you feel sorry for the poor people putting your smartphone together for 2$/hour? Do you feel sorry for the kids making your shirt and shoes? Do you feel sorry for all the rodents killed on a field by a single harvester? So gtfo with your hypocrisy.
Congratulations to Marc Evan Jackson! Star of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Star of The Good Place, AND West coast 2nd in command, Entertainment Division of the McDonald's Corporation... He's goin places.
lmfao the voicemail was perfection especially the last line about "Additionally, neither you or Christina are welcome into any Southern California McDonald's location" and Im thinking to myself 'lol what how the fuck are they going to know if you go through a drive through or even go inside?' hahahah some next level trolling guys good shit
Only and I repeat only Tom Segura and His wife could wear In-ear monitors the wrong way and still be taken seriously. Love the videos guy! Congrats on the success!!
My good friend built Bad Dragon's website. Apparently, those things fly off the virtual shelves. I even got a bunch of mini ones that are used for demo. Hilarious.
This was one of my first episodes of YMH back in the day and it honestly may have been one or two before, and i thoroughly believed this whole thing until like a good year later when i read the comments on this video lol
"I thought we were gonna get a lamborghini finally" and lars ulrich thought he was going to install his gold plated shark tank bar next to his pool, but now he'll have to wait til next month.
it truly isn't his fault. if this was real, it would be Tom's fault for playing the disturbing video right after getting a super fresh sponsor. Tom tends to take immense glee from super gross/inappropriate things (his mom says blood, penis & caca). Even his wife was uncomfortable when he forced his video agenda.
@@Ravenkiko Why are you shaming Terry like that, saying his videos are gross. THERE IS NOTHING GROSS ABOUT EXPRESSING THE HUMAN BODY IN ALL ITS GLORY! #bodyshaming
Everything from that voicemail was believable, up until they said you're no longer welcome in any of the restaurants in the area. That doesn't seem believable to me
I just watched the other clip and I laughed so hard. You got a sub from because you deserve it you guys just keep doing what you are and it will work out.
OMG you fuckers! 😂😂😂 this is like the second episode I’ve watched and you totally had me! In a sea of incredibly mediocre comedy podcasts, this is absolute genius! #subscribingimmediately
YMH it wouldn't work out in the long run. You guys would eventually say something that they didn't like and people trust you for being an independent show and we love you for that.
Love how they can say "do whatever you want" and then cancel sponsorship when you do exactly that. don't give back the money until you get a lawyer to review your rights.
You guys are the best Loosing 2.3M McDonald's sponsorship for showing a clip of a guy testing butt plucks Hahaha Hilarious! "we had a steak house repaint" Subscribed! respect
This really is a genius bit! To know that they took this from the fact that their studio was painted like shit and think of all of this shit that makes you actually question for a second that it may be real. Fucking hilarious!
I'm sorry you guys lost the sponsorship. But if chappelle has taught us anything, it's that integrity in your work WILL pay off in time regardless. That voicemail was hilarious! It reminded me of the time I got my mom to watch 2 girls 1 cup and the phone call I got immediately after she vomited, priceless! Keep that voicemail in the high lights and play it again when you guys land an even better sponsor!
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Tom NOT laughing at the voicemail is what gave it away for me
EXACTLY 😂😂
Yea why he not laughing 😂
@@T25de cuz it was True
Lol yea
I think Tom needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps, call Subway and Jared, and get the band back together!
They might even need Bill Cosby to promote them a bit to get back on track.
@@Masssch Jared can focus on sandwiches and Bill Cosby focus on the cookie aspect of the business
Tom? I think you mean Jerome.
@@CERTAIND00M Jermaine
The best comment in the section
I don't even know what's real anymore.
What's real what's fake! -"Machines Within"
If anybody actually believed this was real, I understand why we are in the political situation we are right now...
They had me going, * *perfectly* *, all the way up to "ruined orgasm". Their faces looololol... like "what did we do wrong?!"
@@burnpittsburgh7036 If anybody believed a billion dollar company sponsoring a podcast couldnt happen, I understand why people thought President Trump could never happen.
so you cant have it your way with McDonald's?
Once you realise about 69% of this podcast is trolling the viewers it‘s even funnier
time for tom reignite his relationship with subway
Lols 😂
He can be the new Jared
The absolute most disappointing food on the planet its terrible I've never gone to subway my entire life on purpose or by choice only if my family forced me when I was child you know how many other sandwich shops that there is that are a 1000 times better
@@ScoobyShotU Only person disagreeing with you would be Jussie Smollett. 🤣
Yooo jermaine, eat fresh!😂🙏
how they lie so convincingly while keeping a straight face is concerning
So all acting is concerning?
I mean, they’ve had tons of practice by telling their children “I love you”
@@srsucioguapodelsur8845 hahaha🤣🤣🤣
@@srsucioguapodelsur8845 Jesus. Christ.
@@srsucioguapodelsur8845 That was a zinger right there, and as a father of six children it’s almost always a lie when you tell them you love them lol
The voicemail gave it away for me.
TattooJay88 no the fact that it was clearly a joke gave it away.
@@keithkeith1273 Well Tom freely admits they have a stupid audience.
McDonalds $2.3 BILLION sponsorship gave it away LOL
@@infinitreality he said million i thought?
@@johng9095 he did say million
I had to catch my breath during the voicemail, I was laughing so hard. I love they left it to the voicemail to describe why they lost their sponsorship. That was great.
They sold it so well until the voicemail lol
......how does the voicemail "break" the alleged joke?
They actually lost that 2.3 mil
@@horridCAM Because the voicemail sounds incredibly scripted and rehearsed. It's got Tom's thumbprint all over it, it sounds just like something he would write.
Cameron Rogers r u serious bruh..
When Tom started talking about buying a Lambo, I kinda thought something was up....but, that voice mail...Not only did it sound scripted...but, seriously, how can an international company that sees millions of people a day ban just 2 people from only some restaurants in a very vaguely described region? lol
@@horridCAM You're really sounding like an *"R"* word right now. Lmao
Dude this is a great opportunity for Wendy's to be a savage again and sponsor the show and come out with the new Wendy's "Cool Guy" burger.
Bro this video was from 2 years ago
Next level trolling right here
Ur an idiot
Is there a reason, any reference to why they faked this?
@@bobhearinger yes the paint job they had in 482 looked like Mcdonalds and it was awful so they made a joke about it. there was no mcdonalds check.
idk anyone who watches this KNOWS there not sponsored by them for real
@@bobhearinger With the first two podcasts in the new studio brought in so many McDonald's references that they decided to build a very large, intricate joke/meme out of the criticism. It was a perfect opportunity to involve the viewers and let us know they read through their comments. I am really glad I followed this podcast after them coming on the H3 podcast twice. It's so great to see my favorite stand ups create podcasts. Just wish Chapelle lived in LA so he could join the ATC channel.
The way they can just improvise this shit blows my mind lmao
Pfff. Big deal.
Who HASN'T been fired from McDonald's?
10:35 "What about you Terry?"
I'm dead
Do you guys have a visually impaired person setting the focus on the cameras?
Treebeard it’s a statement on how our of focus our priorities are...🤦🏼♂️🤣 it makes me feel drunk for real tho, everything behind them is in focus. They turned down the lights and that helps a bit....but not a whole lot.
I thought something was wrong with my eyes
My bad. It's not that bad, is it?
I'll do better next time.
Try it out.
Dude seriously? FUCK OFF they had to fire the staff because cowardly McDonalds pulls the 2.3milly deal out from under them
That's Marc Evan Jackson on the voicemail. He plays Shawn on The Good Place, and he was Commissioner Gordon in Tom's short film The People's Mayor
They get so serious and then they get excessive to bring you back to this being a joke and then they get serious again making you think this really is the truth only to play the voicemail😂🤣😂
Do you feel sorry for the cows when you go to McDonald's to eat a Burger from a genetically modified cow stuffed with different growth steroids and antibiotics? McDonald's, it's evil))
ρүccкúú пαρεнь broo shutuuuuup she wasn’t even talking about that. She was talking about how funny these two are. You take your bullshit preaching elsewhere pal.
ρүccкúú пαρεнь do you feel sorry for the poor people putting your smartphone together for 2$/hour? Do you feel sorry for the kids making your shirt and shoes? Do you feel sorry for all the rodents killed on a field by a single harvester?
So gtfo with your hypocrisy.
@@SkillBeatz hah goooooooooooooooootem cows taste good just not from mc donalds
ρүccкúú пαρεнь brown stuff taste good, funny letter man shut up
The voice mail message makes me roll on the floor laughing
That voicemail is kyle dunigan!
Organic_mechanic612 I knew I recognized that voice!
Yah babeh
@@MarbRedFred Do you NOT do that?
@@MarbRedFred Marb just revealed how he gets his jollies off.. everyone send Marb clips of hair
@@jphizack9729
Hahahahaha
Lamo! Even the voicemail had me until the part where they’re not allowed into any MD in SoCal 😂😂🤣
I'm boycotting McD's for life......my family of 7 will never buy a single fry from here on out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they wont let u buy a single fry. u gotta get ur loosies on the corner
Wendy's is better
I per-emptively started boycotting them 20 years ago
now I finally understand why.
Bill Hopen lol!!! I’m curious if you think this is real lol
The fact that I’m just finding out this is a bit is amazing and so hilarious 😂
Haha you had me for a while with this. The voice mail was a nice touch.
!!!
Cockadoodle the voicemail is what made me not believe it. I immediately thought it sounded like Ben Bailey.
Maybe Bob MacRae.
The voicemail made me realize it was bullshit lol
Bruh, I have a suggestion for a username that better pairs with your profile pic. Hear me out...
Cockheadoodle
When she said. He’s holding a Big Mac lmaoooo.
I love that you can hear the production guys dying of laughter in the back
No tf its not what r u talking about?
Congratulations to Marc Evan Jackson! Star of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Star of The Good Place, AND West coast 2nd in command, Entertainment Division of the McDonald's Corporation... He's goin places.
New McD's = "ba da ba ba ba we're low and loose"
lmfao the voicemail was perfection especially the last line about "Additionally, neither you or Christina are welcome into any Southern California McDonald's location" and Im thinking to myself 'lol what how the fuck are they going to know if you go through a drive through or even go inside?' hahahah some next level trolling guys good shit
Lmao as soon as he said you're not allowed in a McDonald's I knew it was BS haha
Only and I repeat only Tom Segura and His wife could wear In-ear monitors the wrong way and still be taken seriously. Love the videos guy! Congrats on the success!!
Sponsored by fleshlight and bad dragon lol
Well, you know what they say - “There’s no cock like horse cock”!
Try it out!
lol the days when JRE had to sponsor fleshlight was always mad awkward
My good friend built Bad Dragon's website. Apparently, those things fly off the virtual shelves. I even got a bunch of mini ones that are used for demo. Hilarious.
Don't forget Onnit.
@@iraqbeentheredonthat that's ironic. i had a friend who worked for fleshlight and said it was nothing but a sexual harassment sausage fest
I dont even know whats going on here but that voicemail is hilarious... "they're very not cool"
Beautiful. Somehow this is Bert Kreischer's fault.
He’s fat
"second in command" I would laugh at some so hard if they told me that
It was Christina's butt music that was too much to handle.
This was one of my first episodes of YMH back in the day and it honestly may have been one or two before, and i thoroughly believed this whole thing until like a good year later when i read the comments on this video lol
I would die laughing if Mayor McCheese just walked on in right now. Lmao.
Thank you. I am 100% on board with everything said in the opening minute of this clip.
Tom “Got fired by McDonalds” Segura
Dr Nathan House and subway..
ktm196 beat me to it!👍🏼
ktm196 Dodged a bullet there!😬
Dr Nathan House a good 25 to life
"I thought we were gonna get a lamborghini finally" and lars ulrich thought he was going to install his gold plated shark tank bar next to his pool, but now he'll have to wait til next month.
I love the bummed out look on Tom’s face as he listens to the voicemail....😁👍
Cmon bruh Bruce and Billy be classics 🤣😂
I love that voicemail so much.
Good day, sir.
"i am... dismayed" i lost it lmaoo
ITS NOT TERRY"S FAULT! HE IS JUST TRYING TO LIVE HIS BEST LIFE!
That a pretty good sum up for all the worlds' problems right there.
it truly isn't his fault. if this was real, it would be Tom's fault for playing the disturbing video right after getting a super fresh sponsor. Tom tends to take immense glee from super gross/inappropriate things (his mom says blood, penis & caca). Even his wife was uncomfortable when he forced his video agenda.
@@Ravenkiko Why are you shaming Terry like that, saying his videos are gross. THERE IS NOTHING GROSS ABOUT EXPRESSING THE HUMAN BODY IN ALL ITS GLORY! #bodyshaming
Everything from that voicemail was believable, up until they said you're no longer welcome in any of the restaurants in the area. That doesn't seem believable to me
I know someone banned from all Walmarts
I LOVE the set - the colors, lighting, everything. 👍👍
This is one of the greatest bits from this podcast.
Good morning McDonald’s...... come piss on me try it out
Mr Singh I really like thaaat...!😁
Come over, Beat the fuck outta me, try it out.
If you're in prison, homeless.... I'll give you a key, bring your friends
I have no idea what to believe with these two 😆
I just watched the other clip and I laughed so hard. You got a sub from because you deserve it you guys just keep doing what you are and it will work out.
this is hilarious. first thing ive ever watched off of YMH. great content
Set looks better but sorry about that check fam
I have not laughed that hard in forever! Definitely worth 2 million dollars! Lmao
I was literally about to never go to mcdonalds again
🤣 I know right
I watched 482 at 49:00 and came back. I laughed a lot as well.
You are the goat!
They had me fooled until tom said he was finally gonna get a lambo and especially with the voicemail lol
“We were gonna get a Lamborghini” was the turning point where it was obviously a joke 😂
I really believed it. until he said "We're gonna need that 2.3 Million back." -
Can sponsors really just request a return on that much money?
If this were real it would depend on the terms of the contract.
@@TheAlexAdrian it WAS real dude. They gave them the sponsorship back later that week.
I'm such a Tik Tok, it took me 3 years to realize this wasn't real
No longer welcome at any McDonald’s location in Southern California... hahaha
That gave it away
AHAHAHA. I was almost in tears from the beginning here...
OMG you fuckers! 😂😂😂 this is like the second episode I’ve watched and you totally had me! In a sea of incredibly mediocre comedy podcasts, this is absolute genius! #subscribingimmediately
I lost it with the voice mail omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius comedic writing guys. I mean Larry David couldn't have come up with a better story.
Ahhhhhhh this reminded me of tim heidecker’s court case . Good build up and lasting joke.
@Matthew Jamison I agree. I hoped using his name would let people know i was being sarcastic but that's YMH fans for ya
This shit is fucking ridiculous not funny at all.
Nate Snarf I almost reported this comment, blasphemous.
"second in command, entertainment division" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bob is one of the best ever dude you’re missing out
The "good day sir" gave it away.
I agree with all these statements 🤣 especially Springsteen
I knew tom was a legend, he just casually mentions a Toyota Supra at the end of the video lol. Keep up the awesome work you two, 😄
McDonald’s keeping it low and loose
Describes the standards of quality for their food as well.
YMH it wouldn't work out in the long run. You guys would eventually say something that they didn't like and people trust you for being an independent show and we love you for that.
Love how they can say "do whatever you want" and then cancel sponsorship when you do exactly that. don't give back the money until you get a lawyer to review your rights.
...
You not know what a joke is?
Sarcasm buddy
@@LegacyFlash15 bro, it’s real.
You guys are the best
Loosing 2.3M McDonald's sponsorship for showing a clip of a guy testing butt plucks
Hahaha
Hilarious!
"we had a steak house repaint"
Subscribed! respect
Honestly probably the best introduction to another Channel I've ever seen
Ahaha ha you guys are too funny!! So glad you changed the colors. So much better visually.
I just thought you moved into Ronald McDonald's old law office.
William Cutting that’s very funny
when he said that you are not welcome in mcdonald's....lmao!!!
Pretty sure they just have Marc Evan Jackson playing the McDonald’s rep
"...and having a quote 'ruined orgasm' as you laughed like a lunatic'" hahahah
Did they really have to ban y’all from eating there though?
Eric King how? Where did you hear about it being fake?
Black Asphire the voicemail is another comedian. Kyle Dunnigan
3 years later and I still don’t know if this is a bit or not
This really is a genius bit! To know that they took this from the fact that their studio was painted like shit and think of all of this shit that makes you actually question for a second that it may be real. Fucking hilarious!
The Bobby Flay back and forth edit had me dead!
That's gotta be the best voicemail I've ever heard. Pure gold.
Excellent bit, took the criticism and ran with it. Funny stuff.
Was that Kyle Dunning on the Voicemail?!?
Dunnigan?
Kinane?
YAAAAA BAYYYBAYYY
@@Ironman829 Kinannigan?
SURFnTURFdude Sounded more like Marc Evan Jackson who played the lawyer on Parks and Rec.
I applaud you for standing your ground, definitely earned my loyalty. Don’t worry other sponsors will come..
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
is that voicemail real 😲 wtf
Ranton, I love you but... No homie, this is all a bit
Obviously not 😅
"Good day, sir" gave it away
DON'T READ THE COMMENTS. IT'S A WARZONE DOWN THERE.
I'm sorry you guys lost the sponsorship. But if chappelle has taught us anything, it's that integrity in your work WILL pay off in time regardless. That voicemail was hilarious! It reminded me of the time I got my mom to watch 2 girls 1 cup and the phone call I got immediately after she vomited, priceless! Keep that voicemail in the high lights and play it again when you guys land an even better sponsor!
Voicemail guy said 2.3 billion, not million.
Nah, he clearly says million with a hard “m”
LOL, the voice mail was so funny.
Was the voicemail Chris delia
No he only calls 17 year old girls
McDonald's guy sounds like a modern Foghorn Leghorn. "Not in our wildest dreams... Good day sir...I do declare..."
Of course it was fake. These 2 are comedians. How could you not know that?
@@HelloHello-uh9qz does he/she/xim/zer work at the president's house too?
The first time I believed it because I didn't give a fuck lol
@@audrasupernova he/she/xim/zer lmao
Bruce Spingsteen is a god damn fucking legend how dare you
Boycott McDonalds
This is the funniest shit ever, you guys killed it.