@@nhv2381 theory: while dio was in his coffin he was in an extremly boring situation so the solution to that was fap every single day counting how much time he can last without cumming. when dio got out of his coffin the muscles on jonathan's body multiplied x2 and dio happy
Polnareff:Lies down unconsciously Jotaro:Whule fighting DIO gets several knives thrown at him,gets a muda beatdown by DIO,and gets a freaking road roller dropped on him
@@yaboichocalatesage9152 5* santana, whamu, esidici, kars and perfect kars if you are a person who count throwing your enemy to an infinite fatal destiny is a win
@@AhmedEx1. I think its worth the effort of just saying "spoiler" then clicking enter a few times if it includes any kind of spoiler, even though yes, joseph didnt really die
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 he fell right into the well where sun and earth make a square corner and still, he didnt die, he is nearly half as tough as ultimate Kars
@@nguyhiemnhan86 that's a problem of the anime. In the manga, it's implied the fight was extremely fast. The pillarmen likely had a few minutes at best without some form of shield.
Hate to be that guy, but while the Pet Shop fight happened, the rest of the crusaders fought The Scribe Ani and his stand, Ptah, look it up, I'm not pulling this shit out of nowhere
How does Hey Ya actually work? Some say it predicts the future, some say it manipulates probability and creates lucky cimcumstances, and some say it's just fucking omnipotent and knows where any particle of the universe wil be at any milisecond, and tells Pocoloco which path to take to certainly win. If it's the last one, it's actually broken.
Kakyoin sings Coda,Avdol is Tommy,Iggy is a really off-pitched Jin.The living Crusaders are getting down to the funky beats they’re past friends are puttin down from the afterlife.
Polnareff: being mutilated and brutally murdered by Diavolo. Jolyne: unjustly imprisoned and suffering in prison. Avdol Chickens: starved to death. Kakyoin and Shigechi's parents: still waiting for them to come home. Pucci: about to reset the universe. Giorno: at 15 struggling to become mafia leader. Jotaro: waiting for the disc to be saved. Kira: suffering forever in hell. Josuke in Morioh: ok so somehow i could create a war in the answer session and I just want to say that I don't care if I'm wrong about the rules of resetting the universe or blabla the purpose of this comment is just to make others laugh
"Oh, You're approaching me? Instead of Moonwalking away your shuffling towards me, Even though your Grandpa, Joseph told you the secret of my dance, [The Floor], Like a student scrambling his dance moves until it's the next persons turn!" "I can't walk out of this club without beating you." "Oh, then come as close as you like!"
is this a au where stands are just dance moves and theyre just going to egypt to have a dance-off? Cause if so... Star Funkiness Hermit Boogie Hierophant Groove Magician's Beat Disco Chariot The Fool
Anybody else get the thought of Jotaro walking down the street wearing shades and then dancing in the middle of the street with a group of people with him. Then Dio get butt hurt and stops time to try and stop Jotaro's groove, but Jotaro's groove is to powerful for the World and is almost instantaneously broken. Jotaro's groove only then becomes stronger.
Wild Wade I was just comparing because of DIU's groovy style in some moments, i said replace as in replacing those names in the original comment, not in the actual story
Just imagining the gang with their stands jamming to this on a disco floor makes me want a jojo dancing game so badly. Being able to see avdol break out his stylish dance moves oshit!
So when I met my friend I did not know him very well but we still hung out, on our first sleep over he showed my jojos and I fell in love, we found this song and had a funky jam with it. We went up on a great hill near our town and just talked about life, this was the first day I truly got to know him. Sadly, Recently he passed away, so I decided to go to the same hill in our town and thought about the past 5 years, whenever I hear this I have a mental break down and start having memories come back to me, what I would do to relive those memories. sigh* I miss him so much bro.
Polnareff on his portion of the arrow hunt: Almost dying, becoming crippled for life, can't even trust his own stand Jotaro on his portion of the arrow hunt:
![The Joestars Sing Their Own Openings [AI Covers]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/T4VnjvLFBRM/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Joestars Sing Their Own Openings [AI Covers]](/img/tr.png)
Eventually, Kars started grooving.
correct
Grooves his way all the way back to earth just to challenge 91 year old joseph to a dance off
@@darkmudkip8516
Kars: You took everything from me.
91 years old Joseph: I dont even know who you are.
@@rudolphvonstroheim4165 Joseph just demolishes Kars with his back problems.
HAHAHAHA
Jotaro: Fighting Dio
Holly: Dying of an Illness
Jotaro's Dad:
Joseph: fighting Aztec vampires
George II in heaven:
General kenobae
@@JSTNMW smokey:
Jotaro's dad:curse of vanishing
669
Everyone: Dying
Jotaro's dad:
comedy gold
[J A Z Z]
『ＭＯＯＤＹ ＪＡＺＺ』
@@Jester-jt8em [ M O O D Y A Z Z ]
This is truly the best comment.
Dio painting his nails, buying lipstick, and ordering a heart shaped headband online while waiting for the crusaders:
never thought of that
VANILLA ICE, FETCH MY LIPSTICK, THE CRUSADERS ARE HERE
gotta look presentable
*green lipsticks
ur name dat line
Zeppeli: *dies*
Speedwagon realizing he just got a free hat:
Golden.
Best comment
Yes
this made me laugh harder than it should've
@@pokkiheart LMAO
Joseph: almost dying in a volcano
Susie Q in Italy:
Suzi Q many years later: My husband is so loyal!
Joseph in Morioh:
@Oni maru jūösta san😂
Suzie Q in general:
More like:
Everyone depressed thinking joseph is dead.
Joseph and suzy q making holy in italy:
HAHAHA
Every jjba characters: trying to survive battles
George joestar in heaven:
😂😂😂
Guys dont like me now anymore, i have 69 likes
@@MrYareyare some dumbass didnt listen, not me, me 81st like.
100th like
Me 417th like
Polnareff: *literally on the brink of death*
Jotaro in Morioh:
Sadly he can't call jotaro because Diavolo would acknowledge that he has a sabordinate and his signals were blocked by Diavolo's organization.
@Agustín Hernández Rivas 1999 to be exact
I don't even want to think of a fight between Star Platinum using Time Stop VS. King Crimson (Time Erasure)
@@shinji391 there is a vid about it
@@eternalrio3417 But the ending is kinda weird and unreal It was supposed to be Jotaro's wins! Not Diavolo
Polnareff: takes a peaceful walk by himself
Every single stand user within a 5 mile radius:
Nice baguette there Polnareff
Stand user be like: imma bouta end this mans whole career
Polnareff: No u *pulls out reverse card*
A *walk* you say? 😳
monkey he’s just being carried by silver chariot so it’s still technically a walk
More like whenever polnareff when he is in the bathroom
Dio in part 2 in his coffin be like:
Elchplayer underrated comment
DIO skipped part 2
Just muffled and lasting 100 years
yeah like what the fuck dio did in that time
@@nhv2381 theory: while dio was in his coffin he was in an extremly boring situation so the solution to that was fap every single day counting how much time he can last without cumming. when dio got out of his coffin the muscles on jonathan's body multiplied x2 and dio happy
Avdol, Polnareff, Iggy: *horrific fight against Vanilla Ice*
Jotaro and the boys playing video games:
Dude your profile pic is awesome. Kazama's face at the end of Tekken2 right
@@caretotryagain4180 I think it’s Tekken 1 but ye
*F-MEGA*
Polnareff:Lies down unconsciously
Jotaro:Whule fighting DIO gets several knives thrown at him,gets a muda beatdown by DIO,and gets a freaking road roller dropped on him
i always assumed the boys would be Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff lol
Everyone else in Morioh: **trying to find and defeat Kira**
Joseph:
This song was passing in his head
@@sebastianperez759 he was having Vietnam flashbacks.
Ayo he defeated 3 no 4 immortal Aztec gods give dat man a break from fighting for a while
@@yaboichocalatesage9152 5* santana, whamu, esidici, kars and perfect kars if you are a person who count throwing your enemy to an infinite fatal destiny is a win
@@gabrielaragon9562 he sent kars in his flight so id consider it josephs kill
Joseph: *Is killed by Dio*
Kars from space:
Joseph: *came back alive*
Kars: *eventually kars stopped thinking*
@THE LEGEND777 ツツDESTROY so good that it doesnt need a spoiler alert? I dont think so
@@ded8491 bruh non of these are spoilers unless you haven't finished part2
@@AhmedEx1. I think its worth the effort of just saying "spoiler" then clicking enter a few times if it includes any kind of spoiler, even though yes, joseph didnt really die
@@ded8491 r/woooosh
Everyone in Stone ocean: fighting for their life
Joesph joestar in japan:
Giorno :
Jotaros dad:
Yes! JOSEPH JOESTAR IS STILL ALIVE BY PART 6. HE IS 91 YEARS OLD
Kars (except he cant move and stopped thinking):
I thought he died after part 4
Za Hando having potential to be the most op stand
okuyasu's brain:
Underrated coment
How to nerve a anime character
Araki: Just make him naturally dumb
thats true
also: Oi josuke i erased part 6.
20 meter radius emerald splash *oi josuke, I just killed koichi, wanna help me with the body?*
lol
Jotaro shitting himself thinking he just brought Dio back
Joseph's brain:
NIIICEEEE
I wheezed a little too hard at this
this should get more likes
Just remember that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you just happen to live at the same time as this.
I feel bad 4 the dinosaurs.
How do you know that its billions?
Truly a blessing
We are truly blessed to have been born in this generation
Bro thats kinda cringe
Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy after Jotaro stopped time:
I present ur award
if this comment was on reddit it would have every award
777 likes
777
I could imagine
Jotaro: I have depression, anxiety, PTSD and for that reason, I can't show affection to my friends and family
Also Jotaro in Part 4 openings:
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@@gogeets9915 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
Jotaro is having a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@@gogeets9915 Shining sadnesses me baete
Dio: finally, the Joestar line is over
George II in Erina’s womb:
tbh mans carried the series a lil
@@fluffyth3f0x8 he carried heavy
same pfp
@@themanx6019 Correction, Erina carried it
We lucky they fucked before Jonathan died
Dio: oh ho *you're approaching me*
Jotaro: i cannot show you my dance moves without getting on the dance floor
Oh ho then dance as much as you like!
@Malachi Hodge *NO*
@@f.b.i6889 Hey about that thing I was watching yesterday it was for research purposes okay don't raid my house please
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 *NO*
@@f.b.i6889 umm, no as in "No, we're not raiding your house" or "No, we're gonna do it anyways"?
Jotaro and Koichi: **fighting Sheer Heart Attack**
Kira getting a sandwich:
Yes, actually. *chew*
Kira biting the sandwich.
Jotaro*
Giolpo Giovando what?
@@notmenotme281 i meant
Jotaro: Fighting sheer heart attack
And Koichi doing nothing.
Phantom Moves
Funky Tendency
Stardust Dancers
Disco is Unkillable
Groovy Wind
Dance Ocean
Disco Ball Run
Gogrooving
Golden dancers
Disco ocean
Dance floor is unbreakable
Yep, this is the best one.
Disco in HEAVENNNNN!
Disco ball is not crash
GroovGroovinon
Phantom Beat
Everyone: Wants Stone Ocean animated
David Productions:
David Productions: WHO WANTS ANOTHER ROHAN OVA
@@MarMar-mo1ru I think you mean a live action OVA
@@MarMar-mo1ru ROHAN GUCCI MANGA TIME
@@JOJO-Bub pretty sure there was a manga about Gucci with Bruno and jolyne if I’m correct
@@MarMar-mo1ru Jolyne Fly High With Gucci
Dio : shall we compare the speed of our dance moves?
*jotaro and dio dance furiously while playing stand proud on dance dance revolution*
I need that in a video.
Please.
Dio : Ho! You Showing moves to me?
with the power of my stand i never miss a single note what will you do now jotaro
@String Cheese Dio: *Then come as close as you like.*
@@juanito_198 Jotaro:beats dio score that was 69 with 420 points both of them:Nice
the guys singing: trying to be epic
the music in the back: *they're grooving*
Welcome to down town groovesville
Here everyone's grooving. Including the dead people on the street
Slavic crusader wait is this the town Enyaba made?
Bc they be vibin, what do you want
Me and the boys on our way to Egypt IRL:
JoJo fans dancing to the openings while Dio’s killing everyone:
pee
pee
pee
pee
*sniffs and cries while grooving* pee
Zucchero: Is hanging entirely by his eye lid, forced to stare at the sun through a magnifying lens
Narancia, Mista, and Fugo:
Hayato: *scared of the murderer that's disguised as his dad and wants to kill him*
Killer Queen's First Second and Third bombs:
The other 7 glory gods: *Trying to cleverly murder the stardust crusaders*
Oingo and Boingo:
OINGO BOINGO
*BROTHERS*
@@ryanbui2046 Oing on ao densi ensi ooooo oo o o o o o o
Komik
3 singers
Oingo
Boingo
HOL HORSE
COMBOOOOOOOO
Everyone: fighting to death
Petrified Santana:
ACDC, Whammu: died due to Joseph's hamon
Santana:
I mean seriously, how the hell did he ran around naked in the day for so long?
@@nguyhiemnhan86 And He was the weak one.
Kars...We need to talk
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 he fell right into the well where sun and earth make a square corner and still, he didnt die, he is nearly half as tough as ultimate Kars
@@nguyhiemnhan86 See,you agree with me
@@nguyhiemnhan86 that's a problem of the anime. In the manga, it's implied the fight was extremely fast. The pillarmen likely had a few minutes at best without some form of shield.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Thunder Cross Split Attack has absolutely no weaknesses
YOU FOOL! THIS WAS A TRICK FOR YOU TO GROOVE WHILE I PREPARED THE UNESCAPEABLE THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
**mumbles** ‘cept punching him in the balls, but let’s forget about that for now
No weakness, except it has absolutely no efficiency
Hi
Thundercross spilt attack vs emerald splash. A battle of gods
Kakyoin: no one can deflect emerald splash! dio:
To soon
Dio fucking stopped 2 impossible to stop moves
More like...
Dire: No one can deflect the Thunder Cross Split Attack
Dio:
jotaro deflected it too
@Weed Whacker
It’s literally just one guy
Thousands of people die per day
But Kakyoin, who died more than 20 years ago is too soon?
Pucci about to reset the universe
Giorno in Italy:
Nicholas Escamilla Ah the ending we all wished for
Josuke in Japan:
Suzie Q taking care of her adopted daughter:
Jotaro in heaven:
Joseph in his retirement home:
Iggy: *fighting for his life against pet shop*
The rest of the crusaders:
Polnareff: I can’t believe it. Iggy and Avdol sacrificed their life to save me (cries)
Meanwhile....
*OH! THATS-A BASEBALL!*
@@LogicanTBR also don’t forget
“F-Mega!”
“Serrect yur curr!”
@Cyclic Jellie
Joseph: Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my god!
Hate to be that guy, but while the Pet Shop fight happened, the rest of the crusaders fought The Scribe Ani and his stand, Ptah, look it up, I'm not pulling this shit out of nowhere
@Cyclic Jellie I wasn't talking about your joke, and yeah, I just wanted to give some people a bit of obscure knowledge
This is one of the reasons why I joined the Jojo Fandom
now, you are dog full of culture
Ain’t it just great? The most bizarre shit happens, so it’ll never get old!
One of the best community I am in
So now you are one member of the best community
YOU ARE ONE PROUD JOJO FAN
aye
Hayato: *having mental breakdown about his dead father and bites the dust*
Kira:
*HAYATO*
@@chibiemon008 what have you created
@@chibiemon008 you tried
@@chibiemon008 H A Y A T O
Yes
DIO: *thinks he smashed Jotaro with the RODAROLLA*
Jotaro right behind him:
I read this right as the oraora part played
rola? tu é
"Nothing personell kid."
*Teleports behind you.*
@@YCountdownY gay
@@sacola_furada ⁿ⁰
**Polnareff, Iggy, and Avdol battling vanilla ice and dying**
Joseph, Jotaro, and Kakyoin checking out DIO’s mansion:
Polnareff didn’t die?
*Joseph, Jotaro, Kakyoin playing game with d'arby:
@@CanYouSt0p
Polnareff didn't die, only Avdol and Iggy died
Kakyoin: it’s gamer time
*OH THATS A BASEBALL!*
Polnareff: Literally being crippled and nearly killed by Diavolo
Jotaro:
he be vibin in Morioh
@A_Midget_Spinner
a crazy noisy bizarre town*
@@incendio00 A bizarre Summer?
@@incendio00 Morioh cho
he found a cool starfish
Narancia: dies
Abbachio for a few secs in heaven thinking it was Giorno:
I died reading this
Finally, the little fuck is dea- wait is that a plane
@@LIGHTNING691YT so did narancia
@@muffetundertale882 fuck fuck fuck, please tell me giorno now has a plane stand and naranccia is alive
@@gabrielaragon9562 body switch because of silver chariot requiem
Onision: *_crying and pretending to have a mental breakdown_*
The entire internet:
HAHAHAHA
I snorted 😂
Facts
The entire internet:
*torture dance*
nicu nicu veeeery nicu caesar chan
Just imagine Jotaro returning home after kicking Dio's ass, he kicks back and turns this music on
He should go to the hospital after dio broke all his bones
@@kevinc4123 na hes jotaro, hes to angry to die
Breaking News:
Local teenager literally too angry to die.
"What do you mean half of my skeleton is broken? Give me a break." -Jotaro Kujo
Just like Joseph at the end of Battle Tendency
@@dailyremix5780 well....in parts three and maybe four that is..;-;
Shigechi: Dying outside the door
Josuke and Okuyasu:
kira how could you insult that poor thing that you killed
@@user-iz1wj7zp5n you are right ;-;
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
@@jojorbit yes
but you are the one who killed him
Everyone in the race: trying their hardest not to die
Poco Loco passing by everything using luck:
xd
Underrated
It's not luck, his power is just op as fuck. Like come on, positive encouragement? Nobody gets that anymore
Hey ya is on par with tusk and GER
Change my mind
How does Hey Ya actually work? Some say it predicts the future, some say it manipulates probability and creates lucky cimcumstances, and some say it's just fucking omnipotent and knows where any particle of the universe wil be at any milisecond, and tells Pocoloco which path to take to certainly win. If it's the last one, it's actually broken.
Holly: dying
Joseph, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff and Iggy: fighting for her life
Suzi Q: taking care of her
Sadao Kujo:
this is the most fitting comment on here
Canon, considering his profession
I find it upsetting that not many people know who Sadao Kujo is, but this is by far the best comment here
I’m still wondering why they never showed him
This deserves more likes
I can actually imagine the crusaders drunk and singing this in karaoke
No, because most of thrm are fcking dead
Sorry
Well that kind of exists with Daisuke Ono
Kakyoin sings Coda,Avdol is Tommy,Iggy is a really off-pitched Jin.The living Crusaders are getting down to the funky beats they’re past friends are puttin down from the afterlife.
@@GumballGamerNoob
Iggy: part 3
Avdol: part 3
Polnareff: part 5
Jotaro: part 6
Joseph: He is fucking inmortal lmao. OH MY GOD!
Joseph: cheating wife
Jotaro : ungodly to mother
Josuke : steal dad walllet
Giorno : leader of the gang
Jolyne : crime
Jonathan :
johnny: horse racing yee haw
@@TheGamerFansMades Gappy: *4 bAlLs*
@@calvyn9366 also WhO tHe FuCk Am I
Jonathan And Johnny Are Probably The Least Problematic Outta Of All The Jojo's
Jonathan: Simp
I’m sorry don’t kill me it’s a joke
Ceaser:*DIES*
Jotaro: *Realizes he gets a free belt*
I always wondered why one of Jotaro's belts looked like Caesars and how he got a hold of it
Yall are just noticing that?
I noticed that the second i saw that damn belt
@@jolynekujo8490 me too, I’m just saying I wondered how exactly he got a hold of that belt.
Isn't that Joseph tho
@@begg8261 Lol no joseph used it as a **HeadBand** Jotaro used it as a **Belt**
The Crusaders: *Trying not to die*
Lisa Lisa with her Rich Movie Writer Husband:
@cammer ammer She was 80-90 at the time of stardust crusaders
in battle tendency lisa lisa was 50, stardust crusaders is 50 years after joseph defeated kars. damn, 100 years. "I'm impressed."
@@Eternal_Ten she's probably alive in part 3, she never dropped hamon training, and joseph lived around 100 years and he dropped training
@@Eyeofwebbishbog Joseph was 79 in part 4
@@xeno1068 Yes, but it was confirmed that by part 6 he was still alive
Joseph : Has trouble killing the Pillar Men
DIO under water:
Polnareff: being mutilated and brutally murdered by Diavolo.
Jolyne: unjustly imprisoned and suffering in prison.
Avdol Chickens: starved to death.
Kakyoin and Shigechi's parents: still waiting for them to come home.
Pucci: about to reset the universe.
Giorno: at 15 struggling to become mafia leader.
Jotaro: waiting for the disc to be saved.
Kira: suffering forever in hell.
Josuke in Morioh:
ok so somehow i could create a war in the answer session and I just want to say that I don't care if I'm wrong about the rules of resetting the universe or blabla the purpose of this comment is just to make others laugh
haha yeah
josuke got it easy man
@Mr. Rice the universe was reset and unfortunately everyone died. I don't think Araki is going to suddenly return to the first universe.
RocketZz No one dies during the universe reset dude. It only affected already dead people.
Kira just went to a different universe where he lived as a ghost detective
@@Songittheledgebog That's odd because at the end of Stone Ocean universe-reseted Jolyne said she was going to see her dad...
Polnareff: *became a cripple after fighting a mafia boss*
Jotaro in morioh:
Polnareff: sitting in a wheelchair
german science:
@@windhelmguard5295 German science died when stroheim died
Every other part 3 JoBro not making another appearance
Polnareff who is now a turtle:
Jotaro has the benefit of josuke
@@RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses wrong the speed wagon company developed it even further.
It even explains how Joseph keep fixing his hand
This is so surreal wtf
The vocals are fast, but also slow?? And the music in the background is just ??????
AaaAAAAAAAAAA
I agree
Funkier than funk
Jojo is just so mixable
Don't you mean ora?
Its simple really
The background track is half the tempo of the original
So its still on beat
Everyone in both world wars: Dying
Switzerland:
Sweden:
Me not born :
I now have the image of the entire swiss population doing the cha cha slide in the streets while this song plays, meanwhile Germany steamrolls France
Land of Wheezer oh my god, that’s amazing
this is gold
koichi walking his dog:
After all this had happened, Koichi Hirose took his dog for a walk
Everyone in Stardust Crusaders: literally fighting for their lives in Egypt
*Blind Kakyoin:*
You mean The Cool Kakyoin
Kakyoin leaving the hospital and getting sealed in a doll, before getting a hole punched through his abdomen:
@Mar Mar
CoolKyoin
cockyoin
"Oh, You're approaching me? Instead of Moonwalking away your shuffling towards me, Even though your Grandpa, Joseph told you the secret of my dance, [The Floor], Like a student scrambling his dance moves until it's the next persons turn!"
"I can't walk out of this club without beating you."
"Oh, then come as close as you like!"
now this is epic
I would pay to hear that dubbed.
Jotaro : I can't beat the rhythm out of you without dancing any closer...
Dio : Oh, then groove as close as you like... !
THE FLOOR
@@troljynx9953 l
Egg
Jolyne:trying to get her dad's disc
Jotaro in the disc:
Star platinum on your pfp: mm yes yummy hierophant
His *hol up*
bro u just call Jolyne a *he?*
GG Pablo8 Mb
GG Pablo8 not gonna change it tho B)
Everyone: "Please make a Stone Ocean anime"
DP making a 'Rohan shaves his arse' OVA:
They did
@@BloodyWagon Alright , I'm gonna go watch the Rohan shaves his Arse OVA, Thanks I didn't know it was out yet
Someone knows a page that has Rohan ova i am too poor to watch It on Netflix
me
aged like milk
00:00 - 00:04 For a moment i though this was Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
the original title of this mashup was "This is Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Right?"
Miguel L Majora the sound is similar to "to be real" I thought it was similar the moment I heard it
Loganmax ! What the fuck are you talking about
Same
So basically, Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town, but the Siivagunner Rip.
At certain points it sounds like they are saying Wryyyy in the background.
Jordan keane To be WRYYYeal
it's cause dio says it
lmao
It does actually wow you have good ears
To bee *WRYYY*
Dance of that Blood
Bopping Stream
Disco Proud
End Of The 70's
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
Jig
Great Sways
Fighting Groove
Funky Requiem
Underrated as hell
Literally sounds like music DVD titles.
Like how Chase totally changed to Jig
@@bbd1603 And Crazy noisy bizarre town is remain unchanged
I love all these but I think it should be Funky gold
Traitor’s groove
But they’re still great
Josuke: explodes, screams, watches okuyasu die, gets stabbed by wood
Jotaro, Koichi, and Rohan:
Mr. Jotaro. There appears to be a building that is blowing up. Should we check?
2 more minutes, the song's not done yet
100 like
Polnareff: fighting Diavolo in Italy
Jotaro in Morioh:
Jotaro: *Let me just write a starfish thesis real quick*
Ocean Man~
*Jotaro Grew in the 70's*
He listened to this kind of shit before going back to Japan.
Shawn Ferrer Nani?
i dont see a woosh tho ??
@@jmr4018 someone mustve deleted
@@shawnferrersaud931
r/woooooosh
Deal with it
0:00 You though that was Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
But it was me! Sono Chi No Funky Groove!
Nani?!
I was your hundredth like honessy thought it was cnbt
@@supremeulousboi4628 thank you for the like!
Kono Sono Chi No Funky Groove Da!
I actually did
Josuke: Dying from a fever
Polnareff getting scared of toilets:
Joseph after not dying:
Nobody:
Dio and the zombies at the bottom of the ocean when someone drops their mixtape:
correct
Hello me
is this a au where stands are just dance moves and theyre just going to egypt to have a dance-off?
Cause if so...
Star Funkiness
Hermit Boogie
Hierophant Groove
Magician's Beat
Disco Chariot
The Fool
i'll changed Disco Chariot with Silver Dance Floor
ZA DISCO!!! TURN ON THE DISCO BALL!!!
The afrool
Magicians beat is the best
I like how The Fool didn't even get changed
I love how this sounds like 3 friends to a karaoke just having fun
I'm guessing this is like how it is for Japanese karaoke
Everyone in the current part: **fighting an automatic stand**
The stand user off somewhere else:
A Jojo Reference very specific
Sheer Heart Attack has no weaknesses
This is a canon thing that happened in the Black Sabbath fight and you physically cannot change my mind on this issue
Ah yes, 69 likes
Steely Dan
If joseph was here he would say"SUPA FUNKEY"
Megaman654 OHH MAI GOOOD!
SO MUCH FUNKEY
Sheer Funk Attack: *Funkily explodes*
Jotaro: KONO FUNK!!!
NAISU NAISU, VERY NAISU
SUPA FUNKEY
VERY FUNKEY
STAND NAME: [Funky Groove]
STAND USER: [Groovetaro Kujo]
[Abilities]:
[Super Groove]
[Star Groove]
[The Groove]
[Gro-ora]
グラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラグラ
STAR GROOVNUM*
Part 5 Jotaro be like:
underrated
Jotaro: Fighting for his life to save his dying mother from Dio
Holy: Literally dying of an illness
Jotaro’s dad: G R O O V I N
Which is funny bc his dad is a jazz musician
the comment under you is the original
I like how you stole this
@@yaboichocalatesage9152 I like how you're a JoJo reference
End of the line
cj:kill tons of enemy
sweet:
Everything in your life led to you hearing this
one more like until 69 likes
do you...believe in gravity?
@@giovana1008 it's the reason why we meat people.
and that's how I met your mom!
The prophecy speaks for itself
Then I’ve lived the best life I could
Anybody else get the thought of Jotaro walking down the street wearing shades and then dancing in the middle of the street with a group of people with him. Then Dio get butt hurt and stops time to try and stop Jotaro's groove, but Jotaro's groove is to powerful for the World and is almost instantaneously broken. Jotaro's groove only then becomes stronger.
Now I did.
Just replace Jotaro with Josuke and his gang and DIO with Kira and you have the plot of part 4: Groove is Unbreakable
I imagined him lamenting all the bizarre shit he gets put through, in a groovy, badass kind of way.
+Mosaro Like...Kira stopping time though?
Wild Wade I was just comparing because of DIU's groovy style in some moments, i said replace as in replacing those names in the original comment, not in the actual story
Everyone in Part 5: **Freaking dying**
Josuke: **Enjoying his graduation day**
Sono Chi no Funky Groove
Disco Stream
Pose Proud
End of the Party
Crazy Noisy Funky Town
Dance
Great Moves
funky gold
Dancing Gold
Dancers Requiem
Modern funk
Freak’n groove
Smokey in part 3 being the president of USA be like:
you mean mayor of georgia
@@user-iz1wj7zp5n pfft no HE BECAME OBAMA
charlieclover he always was Obama
@@dreamsdad6752 wait. its all obama?
@@KRODR Always has been
even speedwagon is impressed
nice meme
Caesar: **fighting for his life against one of the strongest beings in the world**
Joseph and Lisa Lisa chilling on a balcony:
Just imagining the gang with their stands jamming to this on a disco floor makes me want a jojo dancing game so badly. Being able to see avdol break out his stylish dance moves oshit!
CookehMuffin copout and make a dancing stand
This was posted a year ago imagine iggy in a jojo dancing game
Imagine if polnareff turtle were to dance
I can see dio and jotaro doing a dance off and then both of them freezing time for some sick dance moves
When I saw this comment, I imagined Highway Star and Gold Experience having a dance-off XD
To be honest, Rap, Pop, and Rock music would be a lot better if artists threw down more ORAs into their lyrics. Just saying.
How...muda
Well i agree with rock but it will be MUDA in rap and pop
Rapper Name: Lil’ Ora
First Album: 「Vocal Percussion」
Stand Name: 「Mix Tape」
Younga Flame he go ORA ORA ORA
@@Abdega Is it coming from his mind?
Stand Name: 70's Platinum
Stand User: Jotaro Kujo
Stand Ability: FUNKY BEATS
End of THE 70's
Can only stop time for 70 seconds.
@@omeleteman1729 also talking is a free action
What if instead of stoping time he makes you dance if you memorize the beat of his song?
Stand Cry: FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY! FUNKY!
FUUUUUUUUUNK!
I’m conflicted because there’s 69 likes but I have the chance to make it 70, which is probably more fitting
that is a broken ass time stop
So when I met my friend I did not know him very well but we still hung out, on our first sleep over he showed my jojos and I fell in love, we found this song and had a funky jam with it. We went up on a great hill near our town and just talked about life, this was the first day I truly got to know him. Sadly, Recently he passed away, so I decided to go to the same hill in our town and thought about the past 5 years, whenever I hear this I have a mental break down and start having memories come back to me, what I would do to relive those memories. sigh* I miss him so much bro.
cherish the memories, carry them with you and do not forget them. that's how we honor the fallen. it's all we can do.
Sorry for your loss😢, he's in a better place now.
You've got this my man! I may have no Idea who you are, and you have no idea who I am, but I still believe in you nonetheless!
Damn bro… thanks🥲
Don't worry man, a man dies when he's forgotten, don't ever forget him.
NIIIIIICE
Hey dad where you been
Hey kid, respect your dad, he fought a freaking vampire/homosexual/perfect being/god without a stand. xD
+Theo Hennemann yea and he owes my mom child support but I'll see him real soon
Niceu, Niceu, Caeser-Chan!
Naisu Naisu Very Naisu Caesarinochan
Even Speadwagon is dancing!
*speedwagon you Turd not knowing the game of god himself*
Stephen Atkinson Name*
Lmao dude that was correcting someone got corrected as well
@@Brunastor Correction: it was correcting someone who was making a correction.
@@justinthompson6364 correction
Is this the jazz song Jotaro's father was busy making all this time?
Nice joke but, this isn't jazz
Polnareff on his portion of the arrow hunt: Almost dying, becoming crippled for life, can't even trust his own stand
Jotaro on his portion of the arrow hunt:
nobody:
dio waiting for the crusaders to get to cairo:
Jotaro: This is the last time you'll hear ORA from my family.
Jolene: Hold my beer.
Yeah basically
*Jolene*
LOL
It's actually jolyne
Robert Reilly alternate universe sailor: hold my beer.
@@Kerosene. nah fam, its jolene
@@CosmicJit am I gonna get woooooshed if I correct you?
How long can you dance in THE 70's funky groove, Jotaro!
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Jorge Emilio You monster!
How many breads did you eat in the 70s.
HerculesMays Wasn't he born in the 70s? He probably can't dancereally long since... you know... he's a little child... or baby... yeah
I have stepped so many times I can finally use a book?!?!
Doppio: in pain and literally about to die
Diavolo:
To be wrrrryyyyylll!!!
I'm sorry
i laughed
10/10 dio pun
Don't be.
Even speedwagon laughed at this
your love is mu-da
my love is mu-da
0:33 @1.25x speed
oh shit, i didn't even recognize you by your icon
i've seen your videos before, lol
small world, we jojo fans inhabit
i'm not gonna make a bloody stream variant of this mashup specifically, but i will make an equally funky bloody stream mashup sometime in the future.
Zach CG hello
Thanks
big smonk ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
This is...
This is.......
This.......
Is art
And art...IS AN EXPLOSION!
d i m o l t o
this is...
requiem
This is overheaven
@@nocharge7189 wha-
Everyone: Want's part 6 to be animated
Rohan Ova:
This didn't age well
@@forestedge2000 Fortunately.
If Joseph was young and stole all of Jotaro's thunder this is what the theme would sound like.