Scything is for the birds

Yea lemme just plop my lazy ass down on some dumb ass lawn mower and wake up the whole damn neighborhood. Lemme just pulverize all this free mulch. Yea I’m a big dummy and I wanna compact all my soil with some expensive ass tractor that needs gas. Yea lemme give my yard a military crew cut once a week and then whine about poor drainage. The birds are out and they’re all talking shit.

[@WladyslawKozharin]

the description made things much clearer :]

[@samueldougoud3289]

Yep mowing with a scythe is the way to go 🤠
But where is your lower handle ?

[@jonbruh]

I would have to glue the handle on, which I don’t wanna commit to. I’d like to get a new setup with a detachable handle. Doing it the hard way for now!