Reading Simp Comments #6

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  • @SK23.
    @SK23. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    Bird is literally an ascended human being. He knows how to travel between ages. He can be 49, 46, or even 13. A true madman.

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      And 12 and 27

    • @justsomecatwithsunglasses1011
      @justsomecatwithsunglasses1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      He also knows how to stretch a video to 10 minutes

    • @myriotgrips
      @myriotgrips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      It’s called trans age get it right smh

    • @mazza3571
      @mazza3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simp

    • @Aqotics
      @Aqotics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mazza3571 I reckon

  • @jacobhafar538
    @jacobhafar538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    “I would rather be called a simp than let females get harassed in games” he walked right into his own trap

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Bro these simps are really having these girls all confused. Girls expecting all guys to come to the rescue for dumb things they do.

    • @Limitless-g9g
      @Limitless-g9g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mac1bc playing game with a mic is a dumb thing to do?

    • @SK23.
      @SK23. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Limitless-g9g I dont think he was referring to this situation. But rather, in general.

    • @THEredraptor
      @THEredraptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zulhazreen zulkifli Prediction: Nobody Cares

  • @alexuscordero8649
    @alexuscordero8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    Those claps at the beginning weren’t his hands

    • @gaygayabrams5455
      @gaygayabrams5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      These girls are clapping but they ain’t usin hands 😂

    • @ramirez0494
      @ramirez0494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      😳😳😳😳

    • @jarrodboss777
      @jarrodboss777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Niggaaa😂

    • @sircapalott
      @sircapalott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Was just about to type that😭

    • @Mad_Axe_Man125
      @Mad_Axe_Man125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I audibly laughed.

  • @joshb42
    @joshb42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    Grown ass man: “girls have the right to game too”
    Me when girls in the lobby: make me a sammich
    They have the right to game, they have the right to get shit talked too lol

    • @xensesavege339
      @xensesavege339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      They also have the right to be good at the game too but guess what 99% of them are mechanically disabled

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@xensesavege339 i don't get why girls play pvp games, the thing with us having slow reflexes makes everything harder, so i stick with co-op games or games that don't really need fast reflexes like spider-man or horizon zero dawn (and they should too)
      unfortunately, playing those games makes them not able to show off in live-streams and a tonne of them just need attention because they feel quirky for playing video games
      also, if they ever get offended by being told to go back to the kitchen, that's just really retarded, it's totally funny

    • @ddfstar7588
      @ddfstar7588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@missasyan well atleast you play games. My gf refuses to play video games lol and when she tried she doesn't let me teach her how to play lol

    • @renniekimutai6293
      @renniekimutai6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@missasyan you handled that low blow well

    • @justinee5446
      @justinee5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omfg yall are so problematic just be nice tf

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    >"Oh, you're a girl? That's cool!"
    "Hey man, back off!"
    >"What? What'd I do?"
    "i'D rAtHeR bE cAlLeD a SiMP tHaN LeT mY fEmALe fRieNdS gEt hArRaSeD"

    • @manisyaya3199
      @manisyaya3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😭

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's dead but he doesn't know it yet

    • @NAUT758
      @NAUT758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's more of white knights than simp

    • @janellecam
      @janellecam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it’s cringe ngl. being a girl gamer it makes me uncomfortable when ppl simp for me lmao i’m also underage so i can’t use my mic anymore

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janellecam i don't experience that because i change my voice to sound like a 9 year old kid so the gender gets hard to distinguish lol
      you probably sound like you're an actual teenager so that happens, but so far i haven't had any experiences where it's a big deal that i'm a girl

  • @zionsong2033
    @zionsong2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    2 years ago: birdman was 39
    now: birdman is 49
    2 yrs later: birdman will be 69

  • @JasinIseini
    @JasinIseini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    My man birdman out here being 49 years old last time i saw him he looked like 30 or so

  • @ShowerThoughtsWithPresidents
    @ShowerThoughtsWithPresidents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    You know it’s a good day when birdman does a reading simp comments

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen

    • @ViperoK
      @ViperoK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen

    • @kingvon0125
      @kingvon0125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great fucking day👍🏾

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Faxs but also his outro song but its been silent for alot i mean alot of his videos wtf

    • @Pacers00
      @Pacers00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOR REAL AHAGAGGA

  • @danthedanator2765
    @danthedanator2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    These girls really complaining about game chat when the REAL thing they have to fear is SnD party chats when you choke a clutch.

    • @philsan3782
      @philsan3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Burned at the stake

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @purlink1394
      @purlink1394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R6S and CSGO voice chat when it's a 1v[amount of people] is the scariest thing to ever listen to

  • @rhatala27
    @rhatala27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Overly sexual and bullying, huh? I see you've discovered the internet.

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    Fedora = Ladies magnet. It's been proven

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      If only these simps knew how many bitches a sombrero attracts...

    • @iamfree5186
      @iamfree5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @dejan f yes bro

    • @bungeespeaks6081
      @bungeespeaks6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I see you everywhere

    • @LAR3MUSIC
      @LAR3MUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dejanf8168 Don't make me pull out the Doug Dimmadome Hat

    • @ingen6051
      @ingen6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looks like that Ushanka is paying off.

  • @IRantweekly
    @IRantweekly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    LMAO imagine these e-girls went into a old mw2 lobby RIP

    • @---kr3zg
      @---kr3zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Those lobbies were the best lmao they wouldn't survive 30 seconds and halo 3

    • @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67
      @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What I instantly thought. These people need to stick to story mode or something.

    • @kingvon0125
      @kingvon0125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They wouldn’t even survive a fucking Fortnite lobby🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh boy you right

    • @Jakezillagfw
      @Jakezillagfw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@---kr3zg Haha, nah MW and MW2 was the worst. Reason being 12 year old squeakers flocked to cod and Halo but everyone had a mic in cod. I swear the majority of the kids on those games had actually issues like we're actually psycohpaths. Looking back those lobbies were so autistic but so much damn fun.

  • @chuyys12
    @chuyys12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Y’all know Birdman wasn’t using his hands to clap.

    • @chillingpotato1355
      @chillingpotato1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He used his wings

    • @unixpert321
      @unixpert321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chillingpotato1355 he used his cheeks

    • @chadev9748
      @chadev9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he be tryna record and his dummy thicc cheeks be wildin out

    • @joshuaevans2696
      @joshuaevans2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hol up

  • @alext7993
    @alext7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Gamer👏Girls👏” Eugene wants to know your location

  • @tempviduse
    @tempviduse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The “reloads with malicious intent” is a doom meme. “Loads shotgun with malicious intent” e1m1 starts playing

  • @cbicck
    @cbicck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    “Stream old man” - Everyone

  • @sergiosantiago2
    @sergiosantiago2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    This is just what I needed after a seven hour shift in a very physically demanding job with 100 degree Fahrenheit weather and hearing bubonic plague is here once more

    • @DamianLopez-td3rc
      @DamianLopez-td3rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @23abedabed23
      @23abedabed23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one Guy stop crying

    • @sidegrabsheriff
      @sidegrabsheriff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fahrenheit eh? what a normie

    • @sergiosantiago2
      @sergiosantiago2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sidegrabsheriff lmao I meant 200 Celsius😂😂😂(of course I’m joking)

    • @pinnaclegaming4544
      @pinnaclegaming4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      should have went to college for a stem field, I just finished an 8 hour shift from home office in nice a/c..🤷‍♀️

  • @ChasmRift
    @ChasmRift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    bro that 2nd simp comment, if you playing with friends and don't want them harassed, make a private voice chat party! Its not rocket science

    • @FirstLast-dp7no
      @FirstLast-dp7no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But how will the world know that he has female friends that game?

    • @aafinity396
      @aafinity396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah, your suggestions make too much sense. he don't want common sense solutions. he wants to virtue signal and be seen as a hero fighting the bad misogynistic problematic men

    • @unclebendover2489
      @unclebendover2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sims89 yea lmao

  • @kaandervis6276
    @kaandervis6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I see you as a friend" every simp's faith

  • @w4hu
    @w4hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    >Simp: girls can game too
    Me when girl talks: *you’re in the wrong game, kitchen simulator is on the 4th page*

  • @ajharhussain898
    @ajharhussain898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    If females wanna stop being bullied when playing games. You gotta argue back instead of going on social media complaining about it.

    • @Navrozs
      @Navrozs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You know Wimin aren't funny as or emotionally strong as men to deal with being told words let alone smart enough to come up with good comebacks. That's why they use the simps on social media to defend them.

    • @stevegarza666
      @stevegarza666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Navrozs it can be either way. And in any game a woman is on they get those shitty kitchen jokes and whatnot.

    • @aafinity396
      @aafinity396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@stevegarza666 more of a reason to roast/insult the gamers back. if their insults are weak and shitty, then it makes it that much easier for the girl gamers to roast them.

    • @LunaMane
      @LunaMane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or just mute the person or don't bother with the microphone. Women like this make these things far more serious than what it really is.

    • @eugenegarcia21
      @eugenegarcia21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Niassuh stfu. Stand up for women

  • @tomasmccreesh3490
    @tomasmccreesh3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    6:36 we have a code EUGENE. I repeat we have a code EUGENE

    • @Crankyham422
      @Crankyham422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eugene is reaching for the AK

    • @Xachremos
      @Xachremos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kaiser7695 with the gold camo

    • @crysis1174
      @crysis1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is not a drill we have a CODE EUGENE I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE.

  • @Hatingonyall2023
    @Hatingonyall2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    2:04 this lady clearly haven’t been black in a modern warfare 2 lobby 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Death sentence

    • @Hatingonyall2023
      @Hatingonyall2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ray Pist if u haven’t called nigger in mwf game u weren’t playing it right 😂

    • @swaggyp5518
      @swaggyp5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ive been called a nigger so many times

  • @MilesRizzales
    @MilesRizzales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "OMG I have to debate wether I should turn on my mic or not on a VIDEO GAME! Oh, how hard life is for us females"
    this ain't adding up...

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just wanted to say your profile pic is perfect for this comment.

    • @justinee5446
      @justinee5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s annoying just be nice lol it’s not that hard. We wanna speak? We don’t wanna mute because ur being problematic

    • @peregrinus524
      @peregrinus524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Justine Everyone has to debate whether or not to mic up. It’s not really a female issue.

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@justinee5446 that's the problem. If you want to talk, dont do it in a video game. Gamers hate everyone. I get into an argument with some random person every single day I turn my mic on. It's a never ending war, I just learn to either mute the savages or just not use my mic. And even with my mic turned off I still hear people arguing. I'm a guy btw.

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@justinee5446 bruh just mute,aint that hard,dont expect ppl to be nice on the fucking internet

  • @GFreezy
    @GFreezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simp was meant to be a insult but now simps like to be called simps we need a new word boys

  • @DYSL3X1C-240
    @DYSL3X1C-240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When taking a L is so embarrassing that every man on the planet feels it 😂

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Let me catch my son being a simp on Twitter.

  • @Abcd-sl1mf
    @Abcd-sl1mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I should show this to my girl. She is literally the most toxic 2k player you'll ever come across.

    • @dadon0133
      @dadon0133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone on 2k is toxic😭😭

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell her mad respect love when they just stand up and don’t complains on social media

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh, my girl is as nasty as I am when it comes to trash talk

  • @elizabethposekany4944
    @elizabethposekany4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whoa i watched this guy like 5 years ago and came back to see how he was doing, nice job dude

  • @DigitalPand3mic
    @DigitalPand3mic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wholeheartedly cant decide which I hate more, simps defending gamer girls, or people who complain about trash talk...
    Ok yeah I'm halfway through this vid and its definitely simps.....

  • @akshatmittal1234
    @akshatmittal1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "I'm forty-nine years old, im a grown ass man"
    yeah brandi love definelty thinks so

    • @wadyz
      @wadyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont do my man like that😂

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How old is he actually? He ain’t 49 bruh lol

    • @danii8168
      @danii8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Steve he be 69 with the “age is just a number” vibe

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some Guy it also says he’s a transgender feminist right next to that... believe everything you read huh lmao

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn so he isn’t actually 69 trans feminist 😭

  • @chuspa1403
    @chuspa1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    When you’re low key simping for birdmans feet pics so you click that notification as soon as ir pops up

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @milo4239
      @milo4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Call me simp😎

    • @1DeletedAccount
      @1DeletedAccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@milo4239 simp

    • @YunosJoJo
      @YunosJoJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@milo4239 simp

    • @XRelays
      @XRelays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      log off this website

  • @millk8052
    @millk8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I wished I could find someone like you." God that is tough had me dead

  • @busterbrown3957
    @busterbrown3957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Crazy hearing him talk about disrespect when no one knew wtf happened

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Is nobody going to talk about the fact that birdman is 49 and sounding like he's in his twenties

    • @seearyari
      @seearyari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s a inside joke lol

    • @willfish3494
      @willfish3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josip you sure that’s not the rapper?

    • @GuranPurin
      @GuranPurin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You must be new LMAO

    • @oOcorridosOo
      @oOcorridosOo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol he's not 49 bro

    • @dartineer4315
      @dartineer4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EE3EEEEEEEE

  • @diamondhandape
    @diamondhandape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I mean I miss the times where 100% of the time I would get roasted for being a squeaker, what's her problem?

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those were the days I loved getting on little kids cases and when it happened to me it was also funny it’s the cycle

  • @tylerc760
    @tylerc760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    99% of “gamer girls” play and stream to get simp’d on and secure that bag not hating but keep it 💯.

    • @maryamibr3914
      @maryamibr3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, I am the other 1%...

    • @angelayala7922
      @angelayala7922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maryam Ibr Yeah and the 99% have ruined it for u

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine not respecting your body lmfao u know they have no self respect and they can’t say it’s for money ... okay money is more important than u smh

    • @gh05tnoh24
      @gh05tnoh24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know one of the 1% lol she’s great

    • @jr5296
      @jr5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy exaggeration.

  • @thebeef8115
    @thebeef8115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Rn, as I am typing this there are 442 views, 402 likes, and 2 dislikes. That tells us alot about birdmans subscribers

    • @kojack635
      @kojack635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2 dislikes= 2 simps

    • @UwUOwl
      @UwUOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah it tells us that there’s 40 mfs that need to like the video lol

    • @HI-ge4xm
      @HI-ge4xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That he doesn’t get that many?

  • @aliabbani2974
    @aliabbani2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Most times I’ve seen gamer girls in game chat, they got the simp squad backing their asses up, other times I’ve joined them I just had the normal dialogue gamechat was made for, which is telling enemy positions, telling teammates to rush to a flag n shit. People really wanna make this stuff complex. Jeez if everyone was nice the world would be duller than my physics teacher trying to make a joke about relativity

  • @josephmclaurin3743
    @josephmclaurin3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These terms we make are basically manipulation, it motivates people to avoid them (out of fear or desire to look good) preventing them from being themselves, this leads to people caring way too much about their reputation online, even more so than their real lives, leading to unacceptance of yourself, no self-love, and sometimes suicide. Ladies and Gentleman, social media.

  • @jashthemad5
    @jashthemad5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Yo how much can you bench?
    Aslo if it's his friend hes defending I can understand (a bit), cuz when my boy is getting blasted I just gotta come in and save his little ass.

    • @HughMungus11
      @HughMungus11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did a vid about that for his 800 k subscriber special I think

    • @yd945
      @yd945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he said he doesn't bench more than 225

    • @jameslinazasoro591
      @jameslinazasoro591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man's was benching 130kg in a fitness vid ages ago

    • @tdl8472
      @tdl8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ben 25 bruh he can bench way more than 225 are you joking. He ain’t that weak man

    • @unravelmysoul1598
      @unravelmysoul1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tdl8472 225 is really weak? Damn

  • @diggietydog9939
    @diggietydog9939 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:15 Damn the prediction was on point

  • @reallybigbiscuit3568
    @reallybigbiscuit3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It seems _muting_ or _blocking_ is a really difficult task for these _'victims.'_
    A twitter post seems so easy.

  • @mcfarvo
    @mcfarvo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    4:16 but, birdman, what if she says "you're just like a *step*-brother to me"

    • @nathanspencer1487
      @nathanspencer1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Kurogane -sensei in a washing machine or under a table😏

    • @xxx_memeyboi_xxxonfroy5629
      @xxx_memeyboi_xxxonfroy5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then you smashin

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanspencer1487 under the bed

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If that happens, remember your training. Just like in the simulations.

  • @jbbandholtz417
    @jbbandholtz417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Overly sexual or bullying”. I’m a dude and that happens to both genders😭

  • @eliteflite8395
    @eliteflite8395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Imagine using the word “pwn” in 2020 LMAOOOO

    • @jayvonpryor1956
      @jayvonpryor1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats pwn mean

    • @OmegaSon
      @OmegaSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nigga. table it’s like own but starting with a p

    • @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy
      @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ybk lamar I think it was because in the keyboard the p and the o are next to each other so someone instead of typing own he put pwn instead lol it was ages ago

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "The "Pwn" part of the Pwnhammer's name was a popular gaming term from the unofficial language Leet. It is derived from a misspelling of "own", which denotes success and domination, usually in multiplayer. A succeeding player is "pwning" while a failing player is being "pwned"." I just found that on the fucking Terraria wiki

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure why i was on the terraria wiki i must just be a retard

  • @TheKrishPandya
    @TheKrishPandya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The last time I was this early, Mahomes didn't have 450 million

    • @art-sw1de
      @art-sw1de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      503 million*

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last time i was this early birdman still had an outro at the end

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And claims to be an oppressed victim

    • @jackericson4643
      @jackericson4643 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      503 mil

    • @ej1304
      @ej1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juhalight5921 Fr. Why'd he get rid of it?

  • @carterpao
    @carterpao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everyone gangsta until birdman checks twitter

  • @MrBrodie2468
    @MrBrodie2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think if you're a full grown adult, male or female, you should never need someone to defend you against a little online shit talk.

  • @Icebergslim_1
    @Icebergslim_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can agree with that first post. Every time there is a girl in the lobby, some guy tries to hit on her. The thing is sometimes the guys just goes off on the game and he ends up like 30 - 4. We usually end up winning, so I guess it’s alright

  • @Gold-Entertainment
    @Gold-Entertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:34 WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

  • @ryanfoley9725
    @ryanfoley9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Was about to ask my wife’s boyfriend for permission to sleep with her tonight but birdman uploaded

    • @aaronford4159
      @aaronford4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mega S.I.M.P

    • @theguywhoasked5591
      @theguywhoasked5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Go and get the job done.

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Soda King can't relate

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HMN134 nice name

    • @afriking
      @afriking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the fact that u got a default pfp as well make it 10x funnier

  • @bonderi_2682
    @bonderi_2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Let👏me👏catch👏my👏son clapping in a tweet

  • @johnnymorris3366
    @johnnymorris3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I play search n destroy I get bullied for my high voice. I don’t go and bitch on Twitter about it, I laugh it off like a normal person. It’s a stranger, their words mean nothing.

  • @jean-baptiste6479
    @jean-baptiste6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:08 you 👏reading 👏the 👏comment 👏is price 👏less

  • @caflorero
    @caflorero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Wait a minute - I'm me!"😂

    • @white240490
      @white240490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MJ for life

    • @riodemark9999
      @riodemark9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got that ‘i wish i had someone like you’ from a person i didnt even like lmao

  • @NotMyFoodStamps
    @NotMyFoodStamps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Had to stop spying on my stepmom when I got this notification

    • @Noscope-wg3dt
      @Noscope-wg3dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂You too much step moms

  • @paulburns7951
    @paulburns7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Girl: You’re like a brother to me
    Me:Good thing we’re in Alabama

  • @ragingoaktree
    @ragingoaktree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro I know my friends call me a simp and laugh about it cause they think it’s funny, but these guys, they are ACTUAL simps and they’re just sad

    • @imbeast191ify
      @imbeast191ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better not let me catch any of yall simpin

  • @spub395
    @spub395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    girls shouldn't be free from harassment but i do have to admit, it can be irritating to try listening in a sound sensitive game like siege and someone gives me a call-out and the only thing i can hear afterwards is "GamER GriLl x3"

  • @wowplayer105
    @wowplayer105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:29 Did you mean friends or girls who think you’re adorable for defending them but know they gonna have to make sure you know you aren’t even in the friend zone and I know one of these dudes did not just use Doom Guy memes in a simp situation.

  • @C5goinLV
    @C5goinLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “I’m 49 years old” 🤔

    • @Bendi_T
      @Bendi_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's an inside joke as I can see.

  • @jonossell2442
    @jonossell2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'd rather have her tell me that my meat is small." Coffee right through the nose, still laughing 11 minutes later

  • @YoungKingJoshua
    @YoungKingJoshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best series. Please continue simp series forever

  • @aedanokelly5794
    @aedanokelly5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trash talk is part of gaming. I need it to play

  • @NoName-up9bg
    @NoName-up9bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Girls have the right to game like us guys."
    If that's the case then why are they out here thinking they ain't gonna get bullied😑

  • @coolbeans7222
    @coolbeans7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    People that use quotations watching this video:”reloads with Eugene mindset”

  • @jameshiggins5598
    @jameshiggins5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Eugene vids NEED to make a comeback

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first one is very true.
    As a female that plays games, I have given up on using my mic. I get harassed maybe 90% of the time. So I changed my tag to my husbands tag just with Mrs. In front of it to show that I am married and also because I play with my husband a lot. Still doesnt make a difference. I get harassed even more because I have Mrs. In my name and before I had a gender neutral name. I just dont play online anymore. I will just play under my husbands account when hes at work and play in private matches with a select few when we decide to play together. The crazy thing is, they will do this with my husband in the game as well. And he would say something but they dont care and keeps harassing me. Sending me tons of messages and requests. So we just leave because there no use of arguing with children online.
    I'm just saying, fellas, stop doing this. We are actual human beings and not objects. Its absolutely sad that girls cannot play online without guys doing something stupid.

  • @jordivillanova7925
    @jordivillanova7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you're a gamer girl consider this:
    1. you can mute other player or just ignore them
    2. harrasment happens to everyone regardless your gender or other trait
    3. there a lot of horny dudes online, you have to adknolege this and find a solution for you instead of trying to change a huge comity

    • @TriggerHappyThoughts
      @TriggerHappyThoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. Just be a normal human being and ignore them, try not to get pissed off

  • @shamarsimpson2838
    @shamarsimpson2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    last time i was this early my girlfriend broke up with me .... think about it

    • @thatstuff1519
      @thatstuff1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @joshr1873
      @joshr1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Woulda been funny without the "think about it"

    • @shamarsimpson2838
      @shamarsimpson2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh R i wasn’t sure ppl would get it soooo yeah

    • @torelifts
      @torelifts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh R it’s funnier with the think about it

    • @ryanwilliams5093
      @ryanwilliams5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Extreme cringe

  • @ZDR-BoyZ
    @ZDR-BoyZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "sometimes you just want to play a game" - so then what is the reason to turn mic on or even thinking about turning it on?

  • @Wispybubs
    @Wispybubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let me catch birdman uploading

  • @BZgA
    @BZgA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let me catch my son reloading his shotgun with malicous intent

  • @Pikachu-vj5jr
    @Pikachu-vj5jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know exactly what i'm getting myself into when i click one of these videos but they never fail to make me want to break their monitors

  • @mason11198
    @mason11198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think that "Gamer Girl" kind of forgot the 9 year olds lmao

  • @Byrdia
    @Byrdia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bruh “pwn” I haven’t heard that in ages 😂😂

    • @graysonlong4779
      @graysonlong4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "What does pwn mean grandpa?"
      "I haven't heard that name in years"

  • @jorgealvarez2613
    @jorgealvarez2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Last time I was this early, simps were still called Eugene

  • @SCIBA
    @SCIBA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad you let the gameplay run out. had me worried that I wasn't going to see the end

  • @BawdyTV
    @BawdyTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey bird man. Just wanted to say that I watched you years ago, took a hiatus, and now watching more of your videos. I don’t even really watch them for the actual simp comments, but rather your reaction and opinion on them. I hate the simps that defend their egirls the most. It’s like they have never been accepted by females and now they are on a mission to make their egirls accept them. It’s hard to explain but I know you understand. Keep it up man!
    Ps: you give me anxiety when you say you are 49 because you sound so much younger. xD

  • @dwdw781
    @dwdw781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Birdman sounds like Optimus, wouldn't be surprised if they're the same person or even related.

  • @hopearchangel4624
    @hopearchangel4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't understand the whole "girl gamers just want to game too" comment when they complain about it. Umm... welcome to the club? Everyone has things they get shit talked about when they play games whether it's their tone of voice, the way they talk, their ethnicity, etc. etc. Some girls happen to get shit talked because they're female. Deal with it. There's a mute button in 99% of online games for a reason.

  • @fullmetalalchemist1758
    @fullmetalalchemist1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I deadass remember seeing a guy gve a girl that he never met $1000+ to pay for a macbook😭😭

  • @michaelamaynard
    @michaelamaynard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Online people will literally FIND ANYTHING to make fun of you. It can be if you wheeze a little, high voice, low voice, getting a little emotional, aiming bad, aiming too good, having a slow computer, sounding weird, sounding fat, sounding like a virgin, being new, being too old, being too young, being slow, mouse sensitivity, profile picture, ping and yea being a girl. They will just pick the most obvious one first. The one they think you'll be most sensitive about.

  • @jjona3645
    @jjona3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate you letting us watch you finish the game without commentary instead of just ending the vid💀 idk how but you have crazy good accuracy

  • @ormod9558
    @ormod9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bruh that clapping had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @davidbowman2991
    @davidbowman2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The og tweet is probably one of the stepsisters from the streams

  • @kittycatty8336
    @kittycatty8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a girl and I play video games all the time and I have to say, games like LOL don't really catch my attention. I watch my cousin play the game all the time but with the long 40 min matches and with how the gameplay mechanics work, I never made it past the tutorial. It just didn't look intense.
    Now what games do catch my attention? I do play lots of fps like PUBG, Paladins, Splatoon(that one nintendo game and the one I played the most). And I like the quick mini game modes alot. They're fast, full of intensity, and much more interesting. And my interests align with many other casual girl players.
    The games girls get shit for have this one pattern. They're either dominated by guys or the girl playing is just shit at the game. Let's take Overwatch and PUBG. Two different but similar games. Girls get shit in Overwatch bc not many girls play Overwatch compared to the guys playing the games. It's obviously gonna be harder to find a good player that's a girl so it's understandable that girls get shit. But with PUBG, the gender ratio is pretty even. There are players who hit the too 10 ranks across servers that happen to be girls. So people don't shit you for being a girl but rather a bad player.
    I want to see more girls who play seriously without trying to do the ethot thing. They could dress however they want but they don't have to show their tits everytime they play to earn more coin. I know alot of Korean streamers that don't show their faces and focus more on the commentary and gameplay. And alot are girls.
    If people are gonna be like "I get shit in a game bc Im a girl." then don't fuckin play like a girl. Or play something else. I don't expect you to be good if you're busy trying to get more simps to like you. Get good at the game or play a game that isn't dominated by people who don't care if they have simps paying them for wearing skimpy clothes. Or play minigames with viewers. If you're bad at the game but u still wanna make content, stop trying to be good, rather make it fun atleast. Don't scream at ur game bc you didn't win. If you wanna win against people who don't sleep to get good, you gotta atleast have the mentality of those people.
    Tldr: I have nothing against girls being good at games or doing tournaments but if you wanna be taken as a good, serious player, get good at the game or change into a more gender balanced game and stop tryin to gather simps. You're making actual competitive gamer girls lose their chances and look bad.
    I wrote the tldr bc I don't think my words sound that good and they're prob all over the place.

  • @boywithoutsoul587
    @boywithoutsoul587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gaming community is pretty toxic. If you can't handle the heat, leave. But if you choose to stay, have thick skin

  • @meganaxelia
    @meganaxelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my experience, it used to be fun, everyone used to trash talk and I’d get the opportunity to wreck trash talkers. Now... I just get a bunch of simps in the DMs

    • @bbpoItergeist
      @bbpoItergeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megan Axelía Carrington-Ráðvarðardóttir we didn’t ask nor do we care

  • @AlbertoHernandez-kq8fc
    @AlbertoHernandez-kq8fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grab a voice changer, hit the lobby, and teach these recruits how to dish it out instead of just playing victim. I think that would be hilarious.

  • @darth2303
    @darth2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Birdman basically saying her experience with harassment is ok because even guys get trash talked is like saying all lives matter lol

    • @tildenkatz5581
      @tildenkatz5581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All lives do matter right?

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea don't they?

    • @GamrGalore3K
      @GamrGalore3K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is ok, and if she doesn’t like it she can stop gaming. You’re not gonna change the gaming community

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh i hardly ever use my mic anymore for pretty much the same reason. As soon as i start talking in game, 70% of the time some guy(s) will start trying to hit on me or id be getting a bunch of friend requests and/or creepy messages and shit. It really is annoying so unless im with a group of friends, i dont even use mic. But at the same time it doesn't stop from playing Xbox 😉

    • @MilkyJohnsons
      @MilkyJohnsons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like trash talk on a game and ALM/BLM ain’t rlly comparable lol

  • @connorarmstrong7512
    @connorarmstrong7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are the coolest 49 year old I’ve ever met😂

  • @bosten56
    @bosten56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he took the tweet down for a second when he decided to clap 😂😂

  • @kentwyman8175
    @kentwyman8175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never thought I'd make this comment but now that leafys back I can see the superiority in your channel and jokes birdman. You the goat for this type of shit.

  • @arizzle8048
    @arizzle8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Outside of the comments, I get what she’s saying. I’ve been in parties and seen how some dudes act really weird when a female is playing. Not sure of the stats on it, but it’s enough to be noticeable

    • @samjr1151
      @samjr1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True sometimes when I play online with my girlfriend dudes say the weirdest things and never stop hitting on her but luckily I'm a chilled dude and I don't take it seriously neither does she we honestly find it amusing that people like that exist.

    • @joemomma6446
      @joemomma6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yall just soft

    • @arizzle8048
      @arizzle8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe Momma very productive response, very well stated

  • @Reaper-cl2vp
    @Reaper-cl2vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait Birdman is 49?! Didn't expect that...

  • @soft_waffles236
    @soft_waffles236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Who else gets excited when the see a bird man notification

  • @canyonmoon5825
    @canyonmoon5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i play games with my brother or boyfriend everyone’s so kind though , I don’t understand. when playing video games everyone roasts each other, it’s what makes playing the game fun tbh. I suck at video games but i have fun getting roasted or being told to go back to the kitchen. if a guy is being sexual(which is rarely), I just tell him I have a boyfriend and he respects that.

  • @bobmarleymoment
    @bobmarleymoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    trust me when i say this. simping gets you no where. females be breaking hearts. thankyou birdman for converting me
    edit: never was i anything like these clowns tho