"SMii7y+ is going to be for just my livestream videos with "LESS" editing." 20:50 Complete with music, flashbacks, SFXs, and filters. Smii7y is a workaholic
6:32 it would have been a fucking masterpiece if before smitty drove back with the car one of them said "first they took our jobs now they took our car"
SMii7ymultiply will be his OnlyFans account and SMii7ydivide will be where he posts the awkward breaks in-between his jokes. Like everything he deletes in his videos.
Old Farmer Brown had his farm for many, many years. You've been working on his farm for about a decade, helping him plow the fields, plant crops, tending to all the animals. He's a bit of a kooky old man, but he's nice, so you don't mind. He's usually quiet, and doesn't like small talk, but his presence is somehow just comforting. There is, however, something that's been bothering you for the many years you've been working for him; a door to the garage, which he doesn't let anyone inside. It's just a simple garage, off the side of the rickety old farmhouse, the door slightly rusted and having seen years of juveniles spray-painting male genitalia on it, which you have to usually clean off. You've seen the old man go into the garage before, but there were no window to spy through, no holes to hear through. Every time he went in, it was simply...silent. One evening, while you're out in the fields with the old man, he looks at you, his old straw hat casting a slight shadow over his wise, piercing eyes. "I think it's time." He says, almost with a small smile on his wrinkled lips. "For what, Mr. Brown?" You ask, a little surprised, since you've never really heard the old man say something so...ominous. You worry for a moment, wondering if the heat is getting to the old man and if you should be calling an ambulance, but he just stands up and dusts his patched, ancient overalls that have been through every sort of washing machine since the washing machine was invented. "It is time for you to know my secret. Come, child, and let me show you." You get up as the old man begins to walk back to the house, following him in both curiosity and concern. You think that maybe he's finally snapped. Maybe he's developing dementia. But you follow anyways. He leads you to the garage, and your heart begins to pound. What secret could he mean? Does he have more than a car in there? You've never seen the old man use one, though. Bodies? A torture chamber? The suspension begins to fill you, making your mind race. The old man lifts up the garage door with a heave, the sound of rusty old cogs and pulleys squeaking together as they struggle to do their jobs. It's shadowy and dark, but you can just make it out. Inside, the garage is neat and clean, just a few oil cans and gas canisters on a few metal shelves, but the main feature is the small, green, riding lawnmower. Confused, you turn to the old man, but he's already walking towards it. He get on the seat, settles down with a creak, and pats the spot behind him. He grins almost knowingly at you, and speaks the words that change your life forever: "Tonight, we go hunting."
Why is that thumbnail my worst nightmare, SMii7Y what the fuck Edit: not even 3 minutes in and almost everyone has died Jesus Christ... this video gonna be good 😎
Honestly thought he was Celery in a Ranch Simulation game, but this is soooo much better than what I hoped for
Bro sameeeee
@Reaper's Scribe 😂 I could see him playing a simulation game about ranch dressing. It's not underneath him. #nextaprilfoolsidea
I love how at 19:23 Smitty's wheeze is in sync with the gun's smoke coming out
i just notice that lol
Bruh how do you even notice something like that lmao
yep
How do you even notice that stuff?
@@egnition8329 honestly, i dont know lol
I'm not gonna lie, I was fucking dying with laughter, it made me cry for 10 minutes straight, please play this more smitty
What if, he played it with Jiggly too?
Bro same 😂, I’m fucking wheezing rn, I feel bad because I swear I think I’m waking up my family lmao
@@kyoswkyosw1216 yesss we want jiggly
Haha Robert!
im fucking done😂 im dying😂😂😂
8:48
imagine working in the middle of nowhere and these guys show up with a bunch of elk meat in their hands trying to buy a crowbar
That would be interesting
I just f
"They just died from natural causes because we don't feed them Flom. What do you mean?" the delivery was so on point, we need more of this
This is the the most I've ever laughed in a good while, this is a solid example to show when people ask who's smitty
Yea it is 😂😊
I’ve only seen smitty in other peoples videos, this is a really good example.
"Takes .357 to the Head point Blank" "YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS"
Power of the ranch. Its the power of honest work
@@rod5943 “it ain’t much but it’s honest work”
Maybe it's a gyrojet gun
i've taken it point blank too! except it was in the left kneecap... my knee became a fucking monocle!
@@randgrithr7387true. those things are like mere paintballs from close range
"We are literally trying to turn this place into hidden valley, cause it should not exist"
*That joke has multiple layers, thats GOOD*
Really just pouring it on there
You know what has layers an ogre
Oh like an onion onions have layers!
@@user-uh9sf5sg3n Like hidden valley ranch :D
alternate title: four trigger happy suicidal immortals with limited levitation powers decide to make a farm together
Couldn't have said it better XD
i would watch a series of this
SCP moment
1:09:42
@@vances9742 ??????
15:38 best part of the video the way Smitty's character turns is just perfect
Then Eli comes in saying "We can still sell them right?" 😂
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, I need *MOAR*
this needs to be a series
so true
Fr my sides ache
I agree 🤣🤣 we need more
I know right? This video has so much chaotic energy and I love it!
Bro we gotta have a fucking part two of this, this shit was hilarious lmao
I couldn't agree more!! Ranch games are the new hype, haha
"SMii7y+ is going to be for just my livestream videos with "LESS" editing."
20:50 Complete with music, flashbacks, SFXs, and filters.
Smii7y is a workaholic
He got an editor for this channel
Culture how do you know?? :O
@@XScarlyX of course he knows, he is a man of culture
Whats the music title
15:40 Feeling real shit and dissociating while playing a video game. This hit a bit too hard.
No one:
The Onceler: 17:25
There’s only them who’ll turn a ranch game into a GTA game. Shooting each other and robbing stores
Them in bed with their guns out is like
"I identify as a threat. My pronouns are stay/strapped"
Lmao
Based
1000th like
Sounds like me not gonna lie
Mine are nick/her
"You look like you just stepped out of the Saints Row Universe"
_Pulls out a gun_
Me: Okay, I understand, have a nice day.
Like everyone else, how do I keep seeing you
ello again, your quite popular ya know
Either we have the exact same taste in videos or youre literally everywhere
I just saw ur comment on the last video I watched
I’m surprised I don’t think I’m see you in a while.
"Getting off in 10 mins"
The game: how bout we make that in 10secs
" say less "
*Sends him off*
Loved the part around 16:10 where smii7y is just staring at the coop. What is the ambient sound playing during this scene?
"Soap trusted you..."
Honestly, disappointed at the missed opportunity when the beds were floating for someone to say “damn these air mattresses hittin different”
Or “these air mattresses are really living to their name”
oh goddamn it-
I thought this was an ad for ranch simulator and was so confused on why they made shrek for the ad.
Hidden Valley and Shrek
Shrek's Hidden Valley
true
The fuckin' "DEEER!" [multiple frantic gunshots] Got me everytime xD
The best part is at 21:45 when the beer attacks them 😭🤣
@@thesneakymann9393 I'm not trying to be "that guy", just informing: "beer" is the alcoholic drink, "bear" is the large brown animal =)
@@weakamna and the crowd goes wild!!
@Austin Peoples "fuckin' "
22:24 some kind of bug: "I WILL SEND YOU TO JEZUS!"
19:42 "the most american door"
The edit when he found the chickens was great lmaooooo
I have never laughed so god damn hard when I heard "18 Naked Cowboys"
16:40 i love how smitty just screams *DEEER!* at the top of his lungs XD
Like dogs barking at squirrels😂
16:01 Soap trusted you...
0:37 the best intro in existence =]
Have you not played any of the I expect you to die trilogies
Didn’t even read the title just saw the thumbnail and thought I need to see this now
Yes
Same
Didn't even see the thumbnail just saw the channel and thought I need to see this now
Yes
5:45 HIS WHEEZE KILLS ME
I feel like this needs to be an animated series. Just 4 psycho friends running a "ranch"...
New Justin Roiland series incoming bois
Shootouts, hunting, and space exploration. Everything I expect from a Ranch Simulator.
Y’all gotta run this shit again or do a series, I never laughed my ass off so hard before 🤣🤣🤣
Idk what I expected from this, but i definitely didn't expected smitty to get YEETED out of existence
This is classic. Dont know why this wasn't on main channel. It totally deserves it
*deer appears*
Everyone be like: you came to the wrong neighbourhood Deer
▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
They be like you yeed your last haw
1:06
"Hey guys it's Daithi here"
18:10 I love how Smii7y can't control his laughter and it breaks through his accent.
I died laughing when he just stood still and looked at the chicken
“We can sell it right?”
@@nathanr4860 "THAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?"
As a kid who's parents came from the ranch this is 100% accurate.
Can you explain me how ur kind launches itself into air and takes no fall damage, just curious
you are a fuckin' superhuman being my friend
Do you ever feel discriminated against because of your green skin color?
Hahhaahha
@@leonidaszatchbell2122 kids are somethin else man they'll rebound from anything
He needs to make this into a little series and he adds more friends into it cause this shit was funny as fuck
I agreeee
Eventually it just turns into a mass of chaotic energy
@@just_that_crazy1484 it already is a mass of chaotic energy. Blarg is like the black hole of this universe
8:24 damn that was some fast and furious shit right there
Nice Profile picture
@@pollo6465 thanks dude
22:32
Gotta appreciate that the game renders the *top* of the cloud layer even though "normally" there is no way you'd ever be able to see it.
14:34
When the bank teller says how much money I have on my account
Wow this post got as many likes as they do money
made me laugh like hell XD
This just proves Smitty can make anything funny, I swear
You went from mild funny to wheezing for 1 hour just because I was remembering it all day
Funniest video I’ve seen in a while. Lots a tears from laughter, thanks Smii7y!
The amount of random games I've found from these videos is insane
Smitty and Blarg upload??? I think that's a good day.
When the funny Canadian and blarg upload on the same day
I mean the thing about blarg with love cause I love them both
@@notsmii7y they are both funny Canadians
Think? THINK??? Bro, this IS a good day
@@kulterfromthebunker I see my mistake
Imagine smii7y before video games
*casually walks down street passes park then just zooms toward the nearest squirrel*
That was what I imagine an acid trip to be like
smi7y looking at the dead chickens while the ringing sound starts playing is hilarious
6:32 it would have been a fucking masterpiece if before smitty drove back with the car one of them said "first they took our jobs now they took our car"
The thumbnail made me think this was going to be about Ranch Dressing.
Same
Same
wdym it wasn't?
And don’t forget about Smii7y minus... also a great channel!!
Smii7y is my personal favorite TH-camr and I just blindly listen to what he says now...
Damn straight its a great channel
Bro I’m ready for smii7y divide
@@justagamer2485 smii7y squared
@@JamesDoe1131 Smii7yMultiplied
I've been tearing up for a solid 20 mins at the bear bit😭 SMII7Y WE NEED MORREEE!!!
"ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
*"ITS E X A C T L Y WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"*
18 NAKED COWBOYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 19:06
Whenever a deer appears on screen these guys basically just go "SQUIRREL!" XD
2:29, when I first watched that scene i wheezed so hard that I nearly choked
WAIT!!! I had a deja vu from last year about people looking at dead chickens.
16:16 DEJA VU IS REAAAALLLLLL
"There is no jerry can..."
I was honestly expecting a "Jerry Can't" joke, but no worries.
I’ve watched this video so many times. Genuinely makes me laugh every time and no video does that anymore! We need more!!
I can just imagine them selling the bear meat, and the clerk confused af if its some sort of pink swiss chese
The memorys of the truck just crashing into trees killed me
Damn, Winnie the Pooh looking hella different now 21:45
20:15 I don't know, but I feel this corpse launch is gonna be in jiggly panda's next episode on reddit 🤣
I wasnt expecting much because of the game, but i havent laughed this hard in a while. Ty for your work
i haven't laughed at a TH-cam video like this in so long xD
Can confirm this is what it's like to live on a Ranch
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying please make this a series
I wonder what SMii7Ymultiply and SMii7Ydivide is going to be about…
Divide*
SMii7ymultiply will be his OnlyFans account and SMii7ydivide will be where he posts the awkward breaks in-between his jokes. Like everything he deletes in his videos.
Bro what about SMii7Y minus? Would he just delete videos??
@@backfootdrive Lmao ty
@@carterbowman8611 I guess idk 🤷♀️
This might be my favorite smi77y video
I made it to 4:47 before almost passing out from crying and laughing
17:34 tucker kill tree tree kill tucker
15:06 Chaotic Lumberjack Tucker
This entire video feels like the "out of your friends, which are you" meme but everyone is crazy ass
Old Farmer Brown had his farm for many, many years. You've been working on his farm for about a decade, helping him plow the fields, plant crops, tending to all the animals. He's a bit of a kooky old man, but he's nice, so you don't mind. He's usually quiet, and doesn't like small talk, but his presence is somehow just comforting. There is, however, something that's been bothering you for the many years you've been working for him; a door to the garage, which he doesn't let anyone inside. It's just a simple garage, off the side of the rickety old farmhouse, the door slightly rusted and having seen years of juveniles spray-painting male genitalia on it, which you have to usually clean off. You've seen the old man go into the garage before, but there were no window to spy through, no holes to hear through. Every time he went in, it was simply...silent. One evening, while you're out in the fields with the old man, he looks at you, his old straw hat casting a slight shadow over his wise, piercing eyes. "I think it's time." He says, almost with a small smile on his wrinkled lips. "For what, Mr. Brown?" You ask, a little surprised, since you've never really heard the old man say something so...ominous. You worry for a moment, wondering if the heat is getting to the old man and if you should be calling an ambulance, but he just stands up and dusts his patched, ancient overalls that have been through every sort of washing machine since the washing machine was invented. "It is time for you to know my secret. Come, child, and let me show you." You get up as the old man begins to walk back to the house, following him in both curiosity and concern. You think that maybe he's finally snapped. Maybe he's developing dementia. But you follow anyways. He leads you to the garage, and your heart begins to pound. What secret could he mean? Does he have more than a car in there? You've never seen the old man use one, though. Bodies? A torture chamber? The suspension begins to fill you, making your mind race. The old man lifts up the garage door with a heave, the sound of rusty old cogs and pulleys squeaking together as they struggle to do their jobs. It's shadowy and dark, but you can just make it out. Inside, the garage is neat and clean, just a few oil cans and gas canisters on a few metal shelves, but the main feature is the small, green, riding lawnmower. Confused, you turn to the old man, but he's already walking towards it. He get on the seat, settles down with a creak, and pats the spot behind him. He grins almost knowingly at you, and speaks the words that change your life forever: "Tonight, we go hunting."
Bestest video in 2021
Happy 420 y'all have a good smoke 🌿
I did
9:26 getting ready pull an Uno reverse card on your sleep paralysis demon. give me sleep paralysis, bouta give you real paralysis
Why is that thumbnail my worst nightmare, SMii7Y what the fuck
Edit: not even 3 minutes in and almost everyone has died Jesus Christ... this video gonna be good 😎
It honestly surprises me that some of these simulator games look better than a couple of big money developer games
baby messing around with gun 2:17
This entire video was a god damn fever dream... Make another
1:22 Green Giants unknown brother 🤣
19:34 "damn, double homicide."
So who else is so dumb that they thought “Ranch Simulator” was actually a simulator for the dressing and not a ranch on a farm?
Just you
@@tkirk3660 I did
I did-
I did
Me
3:38 the hulks great escape
This is so funny. Im only 2 minutes in and my cheeks hurt lmao
Bro same, this is the first time I've genuinely laughed in a long time
1:40 Netflix adaptation of the avengers
16:52 is the best clip ever
Man…hearing that mating call whilst running for your life irl, wouldn’t know if I’d be terrified or dying of laughter 😂
Seriously some of the best gaming content on TH-cam right now.
Gets shot in the head
"You are unconscious"
More please this was aspalutly astounding because it looks like you had genuine fun playing it, jeep it up Smi7y!^^
It’s only 6 minutes in and I can’t stop laughing
That one moment at 20:02 killed me
21:45 that is MOST American thing i have ever seen.