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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2019
- The King and Queen of UNO have returned! ...and it looks like their opponents have... got some issues.
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#Uno #Aphmau #BestTeam - เกม
Jess: Uno B*tches
Me: **replays it to see if I heard correctly**
Omg me to like 96 time's 🤣
I did that too
Did the same-
Ayy i did the same xD
I did too 😂
"I...I Uno B*tches" Best line Jess Best line
Hahaha
wat time
It's not shesngonna be determined if she keeps that up
but she cant curse in inner demons?
@@louquii5254 12:52
Jess: “I- I- *cough* UNO bitches
Jason: *laughs his head off*
Me: I love that ending 🤣🤣🤣
Same
I'm using it in my next game of uno
I was thinkin like "What did she just say???"
I was laughing so hard when I heard the ending 😂😂😂
12:46
The fact she forgot for even one second she was a family friendly channel and she let out a beautiful word,
You got my respect and I still watch your videos 🫵⭐️
I-I uno b*tches XD (Love this video so much! )
@Thedinogirl 140 12:54
How she ended it!
She said bishes not the actual word.
Via ReactsYT if you listen closer she says bitch*s
I listened like 15 times to hear that but i heard bishes
99% comments- Jess, "Uno B*tches."
1% other
😂
i know right???
Hahahahaha..😂
JESS!!!!
Why did she say that
@@kaiwilliams6917 Ok cause I thought I wasn't the only one of who thought of this cause this so true!!!😂😂😂
It's been a while since I watched this videos but I still find funny how the topic suddenly became "Jess and Jason should be our roll models because they're happily married"
I love how like David gets so many chances to screw up Aphmau but just because he is mad at Chris and wants him to apologise he doesn’t do it 😂😂
Best example 7:32
“Uno b!**ches”
-Jess 2019
Lol
XDD
Definitely my favorite line haha
@@taylor_papaimine is the "it starts with a 'D' and ends with a 'nut', oh wait that's not what I ment!" XD
When she said that it hurt because she used to be different until the Gacha 9 year olds came in
Jess:I-I-I UNO BITCHS
Me: good thing no one’s home right now :)
XD
Same
OMG ACTUALLY SAME
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
HAHA I GOT THAT JOKE SO GOOD!!!
Aph- I-I Uno Bitches Me- has to take 5 minutes to rewatch and has a stroke. WHY IS MY ARM CREAKING OR SOUND RUBBERY? 😂😂😂
12:42 huh UNO BITHES
"I-I-I..... *cOuGhS* Uno beaches 😎"
-Uno: Jess 2019 😂😂😂
Edit: (A.K.A: Jess 2020)
Beaches?
Angela Smith XD yea cuz she tryna keep it clean
don’t woorry we’re gonna make it 2020
12:53
Melody the dragon _406 oh ok
Hahahahaha
*see's chat*
Everyone-
Jess:: UNO B*TCHES!! xD Aphmau 2019 UvU
i am so dead by this line! XD
LOL know right as (ikr)
Yes
Ikr
Same
Me too
Alternative title: "Chris gets bullied by David while Jess and Jason laugh"
Legends say David is still waiting for his apology from Chris
I HEARD THAT JESS!
UNO B*TCHES!
But actually much appreciated tbh
💜
What time 😂
@@giovannamousques12.54
12:53
yes! i’m glad she didn’t shy away from cursing but now it seems they will be avoiding it like the plague with the way the channel is now
Uno bishes was the best part and also Chris and David fighting like a married couple, yes please.
Edit: Sorry I know, im bothered by my own capitalizations weird.
Have a great day cause you deserve to have a great day.
Fanart's gonna start pouring in and I'm all for it XD
I was looking for this one comment after I heard her say it and you you are just........👌😎
XD OMG IKR
Haha i get to skip school >:D
@@Aldersnap lmfaooo yesss
I was laughing that whole time because of David and Chris’s conflict and David switching with him when Jess had an uno was hilarious
13:08 I haven’t seen that in such a long time 😔 remember when they used to put Zane and kc 🤭
12:54 I-Iah Uno B*tches
Me: WOAH AHAHAHAH S
WOW SAVAGE
same
Double same.
She so savage
If Jessica is mad:
Jess:😣🙄
Jason:🙂🤣
If Jessica is happy:
Jess:🙂😊
Jason:❤😂
Hee hee funny oh first comment
12:50 OMG JESS 😂😂😂😂THATS A FIRST I LOVE SEEING YOU SWEAR FOR SOME REASON 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
SHE SAID UNO BICHES JUST JUST SAVAGE
Editing out your friends to make yourselves the only ones in the game
Couple goals
Edit: Y'all need to stop freaking out over Jess cussing, she's an adult and this isn't the first time she has (well maybe for you depending on how long you have been on the channel, which nothing wrong if you never heard it before)
Just thought I would say that
I'll edit ever one just for I can be alone with mahhhh cookies
Getting couple’s therapy cause uno
( if you found my comment it was a joke cause in one live Jess was complaining about Chris and someone else cursing )
I know but it’s funny to call that out🤣🤣🤣
Love your stories and videos
People weren't freaking out they thought it was funny
I-I-I UNO BITCHS -Best line of 2019 ~Aphmau ~
Yasssss
Nasssssss
Chris : I feel like I’m being held hostage
Aphmau: WELCOME TO MARRIGE!
Legends say David is still telling ein to say sorry✨
Yay I love uno and the end of the vid “I-I Uno bi*ches”
Yea
It been a while since I heard aph say that it
Lol I was dying once she said that
Lol 😂
Lol dis is why dis is da best vid UvU
Oof
David: what card do you have
Jess: I,I,I..... ,cough, uno b**ches
Omg this is the 2nd most likes I every got on a comment! I can’t believe 200 over other people liked my comment.
I died when Jess said that XD
12:51
Ya that had my dead
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙉
Jess be here with the best thing to say after winning, she be out here like "Uno bitches"
"I..I..*cough* Uno bitches."
Best thing I've ever heard her say. 🤣
DID APH JUST SAY A NO NO WORD IN MY CHRISMAS MINECRAFT SERVER
Do you mean Christian Minecraft server?
Cereal Killaz she said Christmas bc Jess says that instead of Christian. Respect Christmas kids
Lol
YE SHE DID WE NEEDS TO SEND THE CORGI SHARKS AFTER HER
@@storybook2041 wee woo
When you like your own comment just to get things started
I liked your comment to :3
When you have no friends so you only friends Jess
Me 🤣
@@jadahs4637 same
@@jadahs4637 me to........................................
chris's pfp is amazing
Chri: I feel like Im Being held hostage
Jess: welcome to marriage!😃
Just got me laughing XD
David: Jess why is your husband so mean?
Jess: because he learned from the best..... me!
Moments later
Jess that was a jerk move....
I learned from the best!.... jason
vyperx2 in adopt me The backwards logic of that is so funny 😂
Ye I think they learnt from each other
LOL SU TRU
They reflect on each other
Aww 🥰 they learn from each other! Aww
FINALLY UNO IS BACK !!
Also,
12:54 “Uno b*tches”
Lol
Omg i keep watching it now
This was the first time btw i saw her curse on camera
Plot twist for David and Chris 12:37 😂
I know this was 3 years ago but,what she said at the end got me dying of Laughter on the floor😂😂
I loved the ending my goodness Jess😂😂😂😂
Jess:I..I *cough* Uno B*tches Ahahaha
I love Jess I love Jason I love Jesson❤️💜😂
I love it when she said it🤣😂
Jesson will come soon
This is I think the first time she cussed on camera nowadays she's really trying not to cuss but like 2 years ago she was cussing alot
"Family Friendly they said"
Well I'ma happy either way Anyone else with meh?
Yep
Honestly I prefer when people play games like these and actually cuss. Otherwise it sounds fake when they have to censor themselves with other words or completely just not say it.
Lots of her older videos had swearing in them. Imo I liked it better.
*Uno B!tches*
TH-cam’s adding an update about that...
Could we bring back these good old videos Jess?
Bro aphasia said a No non word and all I can say is “YES QUEEN YOU ENDED THAT SO STRONG “👑
No, this video should be called ‘Bullying Chris’
Or 'Apologize, Chris' lol XD
i-
YASS QUEEN
Or 'Uno Bishes'
They wanted a different title. That's literally ever title for them already GOSH
Chris” I feel like I’m being held Hostage”
Jess “ Ha welcome to marriage”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's why I don't want to be marry :) see im sorta smart
I WILL NEVER HAVE A GRILFRIEND
What
You coppied the comment before you......u know the one with almost 1,000 point not 400 and something
David: Aphmu tell us what color you have
Aph: I- i- 😏 uno b!tch3s 😜
THAT WAS SO SMOOTH THO WTF
I love the Aphmau cartoon version of herself 'cause I'm really in-love with cartoon aphmau in the outro.
Legend says, David is still waiting for his apology.
Lol so true
If Chris doesn’t do it I will for him
Its true!
What. The hell
David coment on this comment
Every comment is gonna be “JESS MADE A SWEAR AT THE END!!!1!1!1!!” I predict rn
correct prediction
You have successfully forseen the future
Yes she did
jEsS mAde a sWeAr aT tHe eNd!!
Thats the first time ive heard her swear loll
Is this what it looks like when adults argue? Because this is entertaining!😂
12:53 LOL!!!! DID JESS JUST SAY “Uno Bitches”?!?🤣
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Jess: Welcome to marriage!!
Me: Coughs out my water-
I almost got kicked out of the library....
I did the same thing.. I then replayed that one part
Lmao 😂 R.I.P.
Every married person:
Hm, seems legit
Lol😂😂😂
9:09 When Jess was like: “🐵🐵” I felt that
Haha
3:55
David: what card is in my hand right now
Jason: a yellow 5
David: WHAT THE HELL
I can’t get over of Chris’ UNO avatar, it’s so funny 🤣
I cant get over that she said uno bitches
"YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM DAVID HOW COULD YOU!?"
YEAH DAVID!! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE TO FEED YOUR CHRIS AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES A DAY
Nah, you need to feed him at least 10 times a day
@@puppypalace249 oh I feed mine 34
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying because of youuuu!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Undyne Dubs It's white Mulk and Bacon with a occasional treat of Bacon Mulk! You haven't been feeding your Chris right.
@Annie Vu Of course! I feed both the same.
Me:I would roast David and Chris but my mom said I’m not allowed to burn trash 👌😂🤣
OOOOOHHHHH!!!!
BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!! lol haha
Dang!! Smooth burn. I’ll get the fire extinguishers~
Ooooooooooohhhhh
Im not on good terms whith tik tok but I love your comment
"jess what colour do you have?"
"omg...om-g....i-i-iaa uno bitchs~"
Heres that the four's real names are
Aphmau's is Jess
Zane's is David
Ein's is Christopher
and Aaron's is Jason
Thanks I didn’t know who David was.
“Uno b*tches” me: *chokes on my chicken* oop she really said that
I know
She swears in some of them
shania millers yeah ik I just didn’t expect her to say that lol
The Best part was that they didn't sensor it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Luciana Araoz I knowww 🥴😂
Who went back 10 seconds just to hear the “Uno BITCHES” XD I went back at least 20 times!
Same
Same
Same same
Dear God I did like 50 times
Same I’m still doing
I would call you the Queen of Gaming and Minecraft, not just UNO. And anyways, its not Uno, its Duo... 'cause there are 2 teams.😂😂👍
Me to y'all in 2021 watching this: Guys remember when Ein/Chris still called Aphmau Jess? *MEMORIES*
Jess:Jason learned it from the best ME!!
Later Jess:I learned it from the best Jason
LOL That is funny
Chris: "I feel like I'm being held hostage"
Jess: *"WELCOME TO MARRIAGE"*
Me: What? 😂
Me to!
I, like not even kidding, choked
Time stamp?
@@thonechanmyaezaw9262 11:54
Raise your hand of you love aph and have been watching her a long time❤🖐🏾
IN ALL MY YEARS WATCHING APH I HAVE NEVER HEARD HER SWEAR. MY LIFE IS A LIE
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Aphmau: *WELCOME TO MARRIAGE*
Hi 1st comment
À ÇÓÓL
Wow 🤩😂😘🦄🎆
Lol Aphmau is savage
When
First off: THAT OUTTRO IS FIRE🔥
Second: THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH😂😂
Yeah I can also say the outro was fire cause I very well enjoyed it :)
and yes this video was outstanding xD
I AMMM SSOOOOO FANGIRLING OVER DAT OUTTRO
@@shypotato5731 i- same
That outro applies to my real life.. I'm young and free.. Also, one of my top favorite songs.
SLAY GURL UNO BÍTCHES THAT WAS REALLY SLAY JESS💖✨
The purple guy and Chris: Jess what color do you have?
Jess: oh oh god
Jess: Uno b!tchis
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dies
“I feel like I’m being held hostage.” - Chris
“Welcome to marriage!” - Aph
PFFFTT 😂😂
plz gimme time plz
galactic memer 11:50
Aph and Jess aren't the same person...
Jess is her own person....
Yas u right gurl
I’ve been a fan of aphmau for a LONG time and I can’t remember her ever cussing
Kera Williams I do it was the funniest thing ever 😂
I do. My favourite time she has cussed was in her first do not laugh w/ Adam, Ross, sgc barbarian, and I think Jin -_-. Ross was trying to make her laugh, and when she didn’t he broke the block under himself and fell. Jess in a very soft, sweet voice says “bye Ross, die in hell” .
@@racheleliz2536 ooohhh i remember that vid XD it makes me almost die laughing every time XD
Kera Williams she rarely does it to keep it very kid friendly but this time was amazing and funny.
I remember her live stream and Jason cussed
Aph's Material girl line.. "i-i- Uno B*tches😘"
Who is watching this in 2022 its been 2 years am still laughing and now look at jess she know has 12Million Subs😊😊 am proud of her😇
*yes, jess and jason are the only royalty of uno that we need*
So true xD
Yes so true
I have to agree too
YEP
I love
*cough “UNO b*tches”
The phrase of 2019
2019 BITCHES!!!😂🤣😂🤣🙀
Chris’s icon picture is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm from the furture to give you a famous Aphmau quote you will here often
*"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*
The best part:
"I- I- Uno betches."
"Chris you see that? ZEROES"
so funny!!!!
@@BlueWolf78344 yepp 🤣
@@lunatheunknown1558 I like watched this 20 times because of that
@@clevang.cabuhat2717 yepp. Same here
Platinum know I'm not the only things that finds that LOL 😂😂
Jess: I-I..**Coughs** Uno b*tches 😎
Jason and Chris: *Laughing their head off*
David: Look chris, ZEROS!
Me: I need medical assistants im laughing way too much xD
Well.........
Don't we all?
JHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **WHEEZE*
You know dang well I had that on REPEATTTT
Llloooollllll so true
12:54 DID SHE JUST SWEAR?!
She DID 🤓🤓🤓🤓
david: what card is im my hand right now
jason: yellow 5
david: what the hell
Chris: jess what color do you have (feeling like he won the game
Jess: I-I- (coughed) Uno bishes
Jason :(dyeing of laughter)
David: chris look ZEROES,zeroes chris
Bruh she didn't sneeze she coughed!
She coughed
There happy?😑
@@melissagregory4271 no ÒwÓ
@@vmp3ire can i not satisfy you 😑
Basically all the comments are about jess saying " uno b*itchs" 😂💜
Galaxy Wolf hmmm your commenting that to.
@@andrea3803 yeah I am commenting that beacsue I find it funny 😂 I was also shocked when she said it , also found it funny💜
Yeah.
......Okay....?
Aph: I-I.... Uno B*tches. Gotta b my fav line eva now😂
12:20 to 12:53 "I uhhh ... UNO Bit*hes" best lines ever said
12:47
Jess: "Uno bItchES"
Me: *laughing so hard*
Chris: i feel like im being held hostage
Aph: WELCOME TO MARRIAGE
me: Laughs historically
Chris’s pfp is an accurate representation of his face the entire video😂
The sass that jess had 😂😂😂😂😂omg
Jess 2019: No swearing in my Christmas minecraft server.
Also Jess 2019: Uno b*tches.
Christian* u v u not trying to be rude tho :P if u did mean christmas srry
@@godiloveyttd In the vid she said christmas...
It’s not Minecraft p 😏
took me 7 months to realize that Jess was hufflepuff and Jason was slytherin, David was a gryffindor and Chris was a ravenclaw and the entire round was a perfect representation of it.
Jason is 100% a Slytherin
Chris? Ravenclaw? Really?
Game theory be like
Jason is a gryffindor
This is my favorite Uno because of the opening and how crazy this one is
5:26 Jason: Jess I don't know what you should do in this situation.
Jess: "pulls a second seven" Jess and Jason laugh so hard
Jess: swears
The internet: you weren't supposed to do that
Me: *inhales* NAAAAASSSSSSS
Ik It’s like ok seriously look at some of her older content especially her fnaf play through
@@-vira-6422 Yeah
I SEE YOU KNOW THE POWER OF NAAAAASSSSSS
@@bbueno2009 I WIELD THE POWER
NASSSSSS SISTER
I love tbe card customizations so much, and UNO is a fung game, Jess!!!!!😀
Very fung(sorry this was just so funny to me🤣🤣
@@BJR-no7et lol 😂😂😂😂
Fung as in Foot Fungus
0:24: Hold it! This is the game of uno, not DOS.
Y’know I was wondering what everyone was freaking out about, but after seeing/hearing 12:54, I see why