David: Jess why is your husband so mean? Jess: because he learned from the best..... me! Moments later Jess that was a jerk move.... I learned from the best!.... jason
Honestly I prefer when people play games like these and actually cuss. Otherwise it sounds fake when they have to censor themselves with other words or completely just not say it.
12:46 The fact she forgot for even one second she was a family friendly channel and she let out a beautiful word, You got my respect and I still watch your videos 🫵⭐️
Uno bishes was the best part and also Chris and David fighting like a married couple, yes please. Edit: Sorry I know, im bothered by my own capitalizations weird. Have a great day cause you deserve to have a great day.
It's been a while since I watched this videos but I still find funny how the topic suddenly became "Jess and Jason should be our roll models because they're happily married"
I do. My favourite time she has cussed was in her first do not laugh w/ Adam, Ross, sgc barbarian, and I think Jin -_-. Ross was trying to make her laugh, and when she didn’t he broke the block under himself and fell. Jess in a very soft, sweet voice says “bye Ross, die in hell” .
I love how like David gets so many chances to screw up Aphmau but just because he is mad at Chris and wants him to apologise he doesn’t do it 😂😂 Best example 7:32
took me 7 months to realize that Jess was hufflepuff and Jason was slytherin, David was a gryffindor and Chris was a ravenclaw and the entire round was a perfect representation of it.
Editing out your friends to make yourselves the only ones in the game Couple goals Edit: Y'all need to stop freaking out over Jess cussing, she's an adult and this isn't the first time she has (well maybe for you depending on how long you have been on the channel, which nothing wrong if you never heard it before) Just thought I would say that
Getting couple’s therapy cause uno ( if you found my comment it was a joke cause in one live Jess was complaining about Chris and someone else cursing )
Chris: jess what color do you have (feeling like he won the game Jess: I-I- (coughed) Uno bishes Jason :(dyeing of laughter) David: chris look ZEROES,zeroes chris
Jess: I-I..**Coughs** Uno b*tches 😎 Jason and Chris: *Laughing their head off* David: Look chris, ZEROS! Me: I need medical assistants im laughing way too much xD
I played uno with my family for the first time last Saturday. There was some screaming. We played teams. But my teammate needed to cook noodles. So I had to play by myself. *BUT GUEsS WHAt BEAcHeS I wOn 5 TImES In A RoW*
REPORT ME FOR SPAMMMM GFVV(*C543*(FGHFJUJYFYUJFFXXXHBFRTYYG WAS A GOOD DAY LOVE 💓 YOU KNOW I SAW YELLO THE LAST OF YOU I GOT THE INSIDE OUT THERE THAT WAS SO NICE 👍 I DIDN’T HAVE ANY
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Legend says, David is still waiting for his apology.
Lol so true
If Chris doesn’t do it I will for him
Its true!
What. The hell
David coment on this comment
David: Jess why is your husband so mean?
Jess: because he learned from the best..... me!
Moments later
Jess that was a jerk move....
I learned from the best!.... jason
vyperx2 in adopt me The backwards logic of that is so funny 😂
Ye I think they learnt from each other
LOL SU TRU
They reflect on each other
Aww 🥰 they learn from each other! Aww
"Family Friendly they said"
Well I'ma happy either way Anyone else with meh?
Yep
Honestly I prefer when people play games like these and actually cuss. Otherwise it sounds fake when they have to censor themselves with other words or completely just not say it.
Lots of her older videos had swearing in them. Imo I liked it better.
*Uno B!tches*
TH-cam’s adding an update about that...
12:46
The fact she forgot for even one second she was a family friendly channel and she let out a beautiful word,
You got my respect and I still watch your videos 🫵⭐️
Same 🙌🏼
I still agree, and I still watch it too
I already know that they Aren't kid friendly cause I saw it from angelville
Uno bishes was the best part and also Chris and David fighting like a married couple, yes please.
Edit: Sorry I know, im bothered by my own capitalizations weird.
Have a great day cause you deserve to have a great day.
Fanart's gonna start pouring in and I'm all for it XD
I was looking for this one comment after I heard her say it and you you are just........👌😎
XD OMG IKR
Haha i get to skip school >:D
@@Aldersnap lmfaooo yesss
*see's chat*
Everyone-
Jess:: UNO B*TCHES!! xD Aphmau 2019 UvU
i am so dead by this line! XD
LOL know right as (ikr)
Yes
Ikr
Same
Me too
*yes, jess and jason are the only royalty of uno that we need*
So true xD
Yes so true
I have to agree too
YEP
I love
It's been a while since I watched this videos but I still find funny how the topic suddenly became "Jess and Jason should be our roll models because they're happily married"
"I-I-I..... *cOuGhS* Uno beaches 😎"
-Uno: Jess 2019 😂😂😂
Edit: (A.K.A: Jess 2020)
Beaches?
Angela Smith XD yea cuz she tryna keep it clean
don’t woorry we’re gonna make it 2020
12:53
Melody the dragon _406 oh ok
Hahahahaha
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Aphmau: *WELCOME TO MARRIAGE*
Hi 1st comment
À ÇÓÓL
Wow 🤩😂😘🦄🎆
Lol Aphmau is savage
When
Chris” I feel like I’m being held Hostage”
Jess “ Ha welcome to marriage”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's why I don't want to be marry :) see im sorta smart
I WILL NEVER HAVE A GRILFRIEND
What
You coppied the comment before you......u know the one with almost 1,000 point not 400 and something
Aph- I-I Uno Bitches Me- has to take 5 minutes to rewatch and has a stroke. WHY IS MY ARM CREAKING OR SOUND RUBBERY? 😂😂😂
Oof
David: what card do you have
Jess: I,I,I..... ,cough, uno b**ches
Omg this is the 2nd most likes I every got on a comment! I can’t believe 200 over other people liked my comment.
I died when Jess said that XD
12:51
Ya that had my dead
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙉
12:54 I-Iah Uno B*tches
Me: WOAH AHAHAHAH S
WOW SAVAGE
same
Double same.
She so savage
I’ve been a fan of aphmau for a LONG time and I can’t remember her ever cussing
Kera Williams I do it was the funniest thing ever 😂
I do. My favourite time she has cussed was in her first do not laugh w/ Adam, Ross, sgc barbarian, and I think Jin -_-. Ross was trying to make her laugh, and when she didn’t he broke the block under himself and fell. Jess in a very soft, sweet voice says “bye Ross, die in hell” .
@@racheleliz2536 ooohhh i remember that vid XD it makes me almost die laughing every time XD
Kera Williams she rarely does it to keep it very kid friendly but this time was amazing and funny.
I remember her live stream and Jason cussed
I love how like David gets so many chances to screw up Aphmau but just because he is mad at Chris and wants him to apologise he doesn’t do it 😂😂
Best example 7:32
First off: THAT OUTTRO IS FIRE🔥
Second: THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH😂😂
Yeah I can also say the outro was fire cause I very well enjoyed it :)
and yes this video was outstanding xD
I AMMM SSOOOOO FANGIRLING OVER DAT OUTTRO
@@shypotato5731 i- same
That outro applies to my real life.. I'm young and free.. Also, one of my top favorite songs.
Chris: "I feel like I'm being held hostage"
Jess: *"WELCOME TO MARRIAGE"*
Me: What? 😂
Me to!
I, like not even kidding, choked
Time stamp?
@@yanqingsno1fan 11:54
If Jessica is mad:
Jess:😣🙄
Jason:🙂🤣
If Jessica is happy:
Jess:🙂😊
Jason:❤😂
Hee hee funny oh first comment
Legends say David is still waiting for his apology from Chris
"I...I Uno B*tches" Best line Jess Best line
Hahaha
wat time
It's not shesngonna be determined if she keeps that up
but she cant curse in inner demons?
@@louquii5254 12:52
Jess:I-I-I UNO BITCHS
Me: good thing no one’s home right now :)
XD
Same
OMG ACTUALLY SAME
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
HAHA I GOT THAT JOKE SO GOOD!!!
I loved the ending my goodness Jess😂😂😂😂
Jess:I..I *cough* Uno B*tches Ahahaha
I love Jess I love Jason I love Jesson❤️💜😂
I love it when she said it🤣😂
Jesson will come soon
This is I think the first time she cussed on camera nowadays she's really trying not to cuss but like 2 years ago she was cussing alot
Alternative title: "Chris gets bullied by David while Jess and Jason laugh"
Yay I love uno and the end of the vid “I-I Uno bi*ches”
Yea
It been a while since I heard aph say that it
Lol I was dying once she said that
Lol 😂
Lol dis is why dis is da best vid UvU
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Jess: Welcome to marriage!!
Me: Coughs out my water-
I almost got kicked out of the library....
I did the same thing.. I then replayed that one part
Lmao 😂 R.I.P.
Every married person:
Hm, seems legit
Lol😂😂😂
took me 7 months to realize that Jess was hufflepuff and Jason was slytherin, David was a gryffindor and Chris was a ravenclaw and the entire round was a perfect representation of it.
Jason is 100% a Slytherin
Chris? Ravenclaw? Really?
Game theory be like
Jason is a gryffindor
13:08 I haven’t seen that in such a long time 😔 remember when they used to put Zane and kc 🤭
I-I uno b*tches XD (Love this video so much! )
@Thedinogirl 140 12:54
How she ended it!
She said bishes not the actual word.
Via ReactsYT if you listen closer she says bitch*s
I listened like 15 times to hear that but i heard bishes
9:09 When Jess was like: “🐵🐵” I felt that
Haha
No, this video should be called ‘Bullying Chris’
Or 'Apologize, Chris' lol XD
i-
YASS QUEEN
Or 'Uno Bishes'
They wanted a different title. That's literally ever title for them already GOSH
SLAY GURL UNO BÍTCHES THAT WAS REALLY SLAY JESS💖✨
The best part:
"I- I- Uno betches."
"Chris you see that? ZEROES"
so funny!!!!
@@BlueWolf78344 yepp 🤣
@@lunatheunknown1558 I like watched this 20 times because of that
@@clevang.cabuhat2717 yepp. Same here
Platinum know I'm not the only things that finds that LOL 😂😂
FINALLY UNO IS BACK !!
Also,
12:54 “Uno b*tches”
Lol
Omg i keep watching it now
This was the first time btw i saw her curse on camera
DID APH JUST SAY A NO NO WORD IN MY CHRISMAS MINECRAFT SERVER
Do you mean Christian Minecraft server?
Cereal Killaz she said Christmas bc Jess says that instead of Christian. Respect Christmas kids
Lol
YE SHE DID WE NEEDS TO SEND THE CORGI SHARKS AFTER HER
@@storybook2041 wee woo
I was laughing that whole time because of David and Chris’s conflict and David switching with him when Jess had an uno was hilarious
Editing out your friends to make yourselves the only ones in the game
Couple goals
Edit: Y'all need to stop freaking out over Jess cussing, she's an adult and this isn't the first time she has (well maybe for you depending on how long you have been on the channel, which nothing wrong if you never heard it before)
Just thought I would say that
I'll edit ever one just for I can be alone with mahhhh cookies
Getting couple’s therapy cause uno
( if you found my comment it was a joke cause in one live Jess was complaining about Chris and someone else cursing )
I know but it’s funny to call that out🤣🤣🤣
Love your stories and videos
People weren't freaking out they thought it was funny
I HEARD THAT JESS!
UNO B*TCHES!
But actually much appreciated tbh
💜
What time 😂
@@giovannamousques12.54
12:53
yes! i’m glad she didn’t shy away from cursing but now it seems they will be avoiding it like the plague with the way the channel is now
Jess: Uno B*tches
Me: **replays it to see if I heard correctly**
Omg me to like 96 time's 🤣
I did that too
Did the same-
Ayy i did the same xD
I did too 😂
Who's here in 2024?
Meeeeeeee
I love tbe card customizations so much, and UNO is a fung game, Jess!!!!!😀
Very fung(sorry this was just so funny to me🤣🤣
@@BJR-no7et lol 😂😂😂😂
Fung as in Foot Fungus
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Jess: Welcome to marriage!!
feels like it
🙃
That is why everybody is reporting on David he actually said something really bad about Ein in his TH-cam channel
But yet I still don't understand why the TH-cam HQ Is Still Not Taking Down His Channel
*I'm quite enjoying this quality content full of Chris being picked on and screaming.*
Yes
Mhm!
Is Chris Ein?
@@jamonbun I think
@@shayannecialfi839 cuz Chris sounds like ein
I love how Jason & Jess are always on the same team in UNO:)
Jess: “I- I- *cough* UNO bitches
Jason: *laughs his head off*
Me: I love that ending 🤣🤣🤣
Same
I'm using it in my next game of uno
I was thinkin like "What did she just say???"
I was laughing so hard when I heard the ending 😂😂😂
12:53
"YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM DAVID HOW COULD YOU!?"
YEAH DAVID!! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE TO FEED YOUR CHRIS AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES A DAY
Nah, you need to feed him at least 10 times a day
@@puppypalace249 oh I feed mine 34
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying because of youuuu!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Undyne Dubs It's white Mulk and Bacon with a occasional treat of Bacon Mulk! You haven't been feeding your Chris right.
@Annie Vu Of course! I feed both the same.
“I feel like I’m being held hostage.” - Chris
“Welcome to marriage!” - Aph
PFFFTT 😂😂
plz gimme time plz
galactic memer 11:50
Aph and Jess aren't the same person...
Jess is her own person....
Yas u right gurl
5:26 Jason: Jess I don't know what you should do in this situation.
Jess: "pulls a second seven" Jess and Jason laugh so hard
Chris: jess what color do you have (feeling like he won the game
Jess: I-I- (coughed) Uno bishes
Jason :(dyeing of laughter)
David: chris look ZEROES,zeroes chris
Bruh she didn't sneeze she coughed!
She coughed
There happy?😑
@@melissagregory4271 no ÒwÓ
@@vmp3ire can i not satisfy you 😑
Chris: “Red” David: *Picks yellow* Chris: “Wha?!- I don’t have that colour!” David: “Isn’t that red?” Chris: “NOO!” 😂😂5:51
PixieIra I lovee Jess’s vids but also yours I am a big fan! :)
*color
@@nusratislam5401 what cha mean?
@Pixieira
I NEED TO SEEEE
IT FIDNT WORKKKK
Jess: swears
The internet: you weren't supposed to do that
Me: *inhales* NAAAAASSSSSSS
Ik It’s like ok seriously look at some of her older content especially her fnaf play through
@@-vira-6422 Yeah
I SEE YOU KNOW THE POWER OF NAAAAASSSSSS
@@bbueno2009 I WIELD THE POWER
NASSSSSS SISTER
Is this what it looks like when adults argue? Because this is entertaining!😂
I-I-I UNO BITCHS -Best line of 2019 ~Aphmau ~
Yasssss
Nasssssss
Chris: i feel like im being held hostage
Aph: WELCOME TO MARRIAGE
me: Laughs historically
Ein: "Hey Jess what color do you have"?
Aphmau: I,I,I,I *coughs* UNO BISHES!
Jason and Jess: *LAUGHING SO HARD!*
CutelilGummiBear UwU uh that was Chris :/
Brian C are you stupid?
@@briancrawford5880 Chris is Ein
Chris: WHY IS DAVID SO MEAM TO ME
@@briancrawford5880 Chris is Ein :/
SHE SAID UNO BICHES JUST JUST SAVAGE
3:16
XCept: Chris would that be a lesson for arguing with me?
Chris: WHAT DID I DOO??
He he he he he
His name is David
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The NEW king and queen of Uno” THEY WERE ALWAYS THE KING AND QUEEN
U can say that again
Jess:Jason learned it from the best ME!!
Later Jess:I learned it from the best Jason
LOL That is funny
Idc if she swears she is still the best girl and IDC IF SHE SWEARS APHMAU FANS FOREVER WHOS WITH ME
👇
99% comments- Jess, "Uno B*tches."
1% other
😂
i know right???
Hahahahaha..😂
JESS!!!!
Why did she say that
@@kaiwilliams6917 Ok cause I thought I wasn't the only one of who thought of this cause this so true!!!😂😂😂
Jess: I-I..**Coughs** Uno b*tches 😎
Jason and Chris: *Laughing their head off*
David: Look chris, ZEROS!
Me: I need medical assistants im laughing way too much xD
Well.........
Don't we all?
JHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **WHEEZE*
You know dang well I had that on REPEATTTT
Llloooollllll so true
When you like your own comment just to get things started
I liked your comment to :3
When you have no friends so you only friends Jess
Me 🤣
@@jadahs4637 same
@@jadahs4637 me to........................................
Legends say David is still telling ein to say sorry✨
Chris: I feel like I’m being held hostage.
Jess: HHEHHEHRHEHEHE *welcome to marriage*
Me: *First time hearing Jess cuss*
Me: 😱
She has cussd a lot befor
@@annabeth_chase6914 yep she’s cussed lots in the past I don’t see why people over react, like she’s an adult she can cuss
same
well 2nd time so :OO
@@caitlin6813 well it’s because she’s a kid/family friendly channel but I’m sure everyone found it funny
@@dive2swim47 she didn’t used to be PG a few years ago
“Uno b!**ches”
-Jess 2019
Lol
XDD
Definitely my favorite line haha
@@taylor_papaimine is the "it starts with a 'D' and ends with a 'nut', oh wait that's not what I ment!" XD
When she said that it hurt because she used to be different until the Gacha 9 year olds came in
12:48 I had to rewatch out of pure shock 🫨
Who went back 10 seconds just to hear the “Uno BITCHES” XD I went back at least 20 times!
Same
Same
Same same
Dear God I did like 50 times
Same I’m still doing
Every comment is gonna be “JESS MADE A SWEAR AT THE END!!!1!1!1!!” I predict rn
correct prediction
You have successfully forseen the future
Yes she did
jEsS mAde a sWeAr aT tHe eNd!!
Thats the first time ive heard her swear loll
@ whoever edited, you did an amazing job
I will never stop coming back to watch these old uno videos there so good they bring me and my sister so much joy
OMGGGGGGOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THE EDITOR JUST DELETED THERE PROFIL XDD
He did?
No, they left he didn't delete their profiles
Not the editor, i think Jess kicked them
@@シシ-f7o oh really welp, oof
@@chryl1805 0:12
Jess: - Breathing Heavily -
Chris: - Puts Yellow 1 Card Down -
Jess tell us what color you have.
Jess: I.. I-
- Chuckles -
Uno Beaches.
My favorite part 😂
Bitches!
12:49
I love that everyone is commenting about Jess cussing when she said, "Uno Betches."
Best line
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
Best line
maybe the only time shes sweared on a vid?
This is my favorite Uno because of the opening and how crazy this one is
Jess 2019: No swearing in my Christmas minecraft server.
Also Jess 2019: Uno b*tches.
Christian* u v u not trying to be rude tho :P if u did mean christmas srry
@@godiloveyttd In the vid she said christmas...
It’s not Minecraft p 😏
“Uno b*tches” me: *chokes on my chicken* oop she really said that
I know
She swears in some of them
shania millers yeah ik I just didn’t expect her to say that lol
The Best part was that they didn't sensor it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Luciana Araoz I knowww 🥴😂
i love how throughout the years, jess has always been that kid friendly yet not so kid friendly youtuber lmaoo
See has never truly trying to be kid friendly just trying not to get demonatized
I can’t stop listening
Me:I would roast David and Chris but my mom said I’m not allowed to burn trash 👌😂🤣
OOOOOHHHHH!!!!
BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!! lol haha
Dang!! Smooth burn. I’ll get the fire extinguishers~
Ooooooooooohhhhh
Im not on good terms whith tik tok but I love your comment
Also Chris being picked on all episode + amazing art + sassy Jess banter = grade a content
*cough “UNO b*tches”
The phrase of 2019
2019 BITCHES!!!😂🤣😂🤣🙀
I love the Aphmau cartoon version of herself 'cause I'm really in-love with cartoon aphmau in the outro.
12:47
Jess: "Uno bItchES"
Me: *laughing so hard*
New notification aphmau posted video 27 seconds ago
Me: *CLICKS VIDEO FAST ENOUGH TO BREAK THE DEVICE*
Why do I do that tho😂
I have the same problems🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✔️〰️✔️
Oh wow
3 views 4 likes 0 comments. LOVE YOU JESS!!! YEAHHHHHHH! ❤️
ItzLenny
Lol
Plot twist for David and Chris 12:37 😂
12:50
I have bad stress and when i tell you, i havent genuinely laughed in a while and that made my burst out laughing
Sgzhx965
Oh
Is anyone else in love with her new ending animation it’s so cute
I played uno with my family for the first time last Saturday. There was some screaming. We played teams. But my teammate needed to cook noodles. So I had to play by myself. *BUT GUEsS WHAt BEAcHeS I wOn 5 TImES In A RoW*
GG family XD
Men I can't even win two times in a row:}
;U same
imppresive!
Heres that the four's real names are
Aphmau's is Jess
Zane's is David
Ein's is Christopher
and Aaron's is Jason
Thanks I didn’t know who David was.
UNO betches takes half the comments up-
Me 2k19 12:52 everyone’s FAVE bit
I believe its bITcHEs
Basically all the comments are about jess saying " uno b*itchs" 😂💜
Galaxy Wolf hmmm your commenting that to.
@@andrea3803 yeah I am commenting that beacsue I find it funny 😂 I was also shocked when she said it , also found it funny💜
Yeah.
......Okay....?
lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Chris:”oh I’m color blind “
Me:”oh my “.
Kitty Slimes134 it was David that said that:)
Shadow_ eclipse 123 poor david
REPORT ME FOR SPAMMMM
GFVV(*C543*(FGHFJUJYFYUJFFXXXHBFRTYYG WAS A GOOD DAY LOVE 💓 YOU KNOW I SAW YELLO THE LAST OF YOU I GOT THE INSIDE OUT THERE THAT WAS SO NICE 👍 I DIDN’T HAVE ANY
Btw
I spammed the right side of this
I’m going home 🏠 I D I love 💔 I’m new for a long weekend here so I’m a little excited 😜 next time you are a good boy 👦 I D I like you I know you’re going out of
The sass that jess had 😂😂😂😂😂omg
Me: **Thinking of going to sleep because of school**
Jess: **Uploads**
Me: Sleep can wait.
Edit: Thank you for 28 likes :3
Lol
Same
Not first not last
But when it comes to aphmau
I click fast
Jess: "uno bishes"
Me just laughing my butt off
😂
I’m replaying it over and over again-
FRRRR IT HITS DIFFERENT WHEN APHMAU CURSES BC SHES FAMILY FRIENDLY AHH ITS SO SATISFYING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@bloop1403 frrrrr I started laughing like crazy at that part
David- let this be a lesson to arguing with me before the round
Chris- WHAT DID I DO
Me- laughing my head off