Teaching My Kids Bad Things...
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OffTheRanch hi Matt 😊😊
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Nice to see parents that don't bubblewrap their kids and make them sit still on the couch for fear they might hurt themseves. Chin wounds are a sign of a kid having fun
texans arent spoiled by modern bullshit i guess
You should come to Romania 😂... here parents still beat their kids if they are bad..
Alex Ru that’s the way. Spare the rod spoil the child. That’s part of what’s wrong in the US.
Most kids need more of the “anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”.
Yes true
You can keep feeding chickens their eggs shells but you can also get cracked oyster shell to provide both GRIT and CALCIUM to the chickens which are both vital.
They've got that huge pen, they're scratching through dirt and stuff, that's natural grit for them. The eggs are calcium enough. If that isn't helping, then calcium supliments may be needed.
Lincoln's personality is something else. Great little dude.
I'd love the Demolitia shirt in black. Can't wear gray in Florida. It shows sweat to much. And I'm a sweaty man lol.
3:44 Lincoln's realization that dad is saying he might have to get his head shaved. Priceless!
Matt you should definitly sell a DemoRanch Zippo style lighter that'd be something !
I agree
I would buy it
Me too
I would buy one
It should be a REAL Zippo. Not a "Zippo Style" lighter. Zippo DOES make them in many different case decorations. The one in my pocket is laser engraved with an American Eagle. I got one for Pop before he passed that is painted with an Eagle on it. Zippo is in Bradford, PA. Made in AMERICA! Still the best lighter I've had. And I've had up to a Colibri.When Pop was in WWII he was in France (not long after D-day) and in the abandoned farmhouses he and his guys would fill their Zippos with Brandy. Pop said that first puff tasted wonderful!Zippo is a great cigar lighter too...:)
Mere can wear a burlap sack and still will look good in it.
It's hilarious to watch your video's your have so much fun with your children you just cut loose and have the best time it's something that they can look back on and say they had a great childhood
DUUUUUUDE, I watched DemoRanch for years, found out VetRanch a few hours ago and tought "I think I know that guy", I'm very excited to follow all of your 3 channels now! Thanks for the entertainment and I'm still wanting to know what happened with the squirrels, maybe I find out in some video!
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AR charging handles please and dust covers in the merch shop. Please. Love all your channels thank you for all the great videos.
Richard Graves yess!!! A Demolitia dust cover would be awesome.
+1 for a dust cover
I want an updated version of the classic shirt with the shotgun shells!
I literally love Matt's family more then my own 😂😂 it's cool knowing he is making a name for Texas.
Try and fix the old camera and let Lincoln vlog
He is pretty good with a camera.
Demolition Son
I'd sub. XD
Would be a great April 1st video!
Justin Roman no he's too pure for TH-cam!
Matt, take the dune buggy and put a 24 volt battery on it. But you’ll also have to put a higher volt fuse in it, but it can do wheelies and burnouts!
Do you have to go pee? ... no ...
10 minutes later...
Dad I have to pee! .... been there
Matt, you know what the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is?......2 weeks. Learned that one in college when cutting my own hair as well.
WBCSaint haha I like that
EVERYONE Matt just replied to a comment!! EVERYONE ASK 20million QUESTIONS AND GO INSANE!!AAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHHHHH
+GoodTImeFIshing Haha i know right?
Back in my college days I went to a place in Bryan that was actually a hair cutting school. I learned fast to ask for junior/seniors after my first visit. I knew I was in trouble when there were 3 instructors standing around my chair. I ended up getting shaved!
Is that a long time?
Lincoln is a great cameraman
he gets better at it every time ;)
Aw I dwopt it
"i need an adult sized version of this"
*walks by adult sized version of that
Thats not a buggy..thats a super car..he and mere brings it to the drag strip
its a super buggy if he drives it he going flying lol
God Matt, everythign with wheels is a playthign for you, i love it :D You (and mere of course!) are a absolute amazing example of parenting done right.
We need a dont tell mere shirt(attempt 41)
James Landholm - waiting on all the negative comments about the shirts and his twitch statement....
James Landholm - Nice to see you here James.
J O H N what did he say on twitch about it?
Everything Epic smooth real smooth
Everything Epic
They're not hurting you by making a simple comment that's not negative in a single manner mate.
Chill out.
Lincoln: is that a long time
Matt : ya it's a pretty long time
Lincoln : not it's not
Matt : than why'd you ask me?
Thanks patience though 😂😂
My favorite shirt is the don't tell mere shirt...oh wait.
Unfortunately he's told us he won't be making this shirt because his wife doesn't appreciate it and he feels the shirt is a bit too personal.
My son and i started watching ur Chanel a little bit ago and it's so great to c a dad wanting to spend time with his kids my son keeps saying me play too he is 3 and hasn't seen his dad since he was 3 months old. I get lots of ideas on what kind of things to do with him from u and ur kids thanks for showing me what a good dad is like
Matt you are so fun... love watching you with your children. I think Lincoln looks like you. Mere and you are so lucky to have each other, a beautiful family...Thanks for a great video and keep them coming.
Matt, as long time chook feeder, they will eat their own laid eggs if you leave them too long, and they will eat just about anything EXCEPT onion. Even chicken meat and other meats as well.
fishaholiclures I've seen chickens eat other dead chickens.
When I'm cutting up roo meat for the dogs the chooks always line up for some as well. Yes, in case you couldn't tell I'm from Australia.
They eat onions...yes they do.. Our chicken loved it!! 🤣
Every time I think man I hope Matt uploads a video I get a notification he uploaded a video Matt your the best Matt Carriker 2020!!!!!!!!! PLEASE come to south Carolina I would love to shake your hand
That is actually the same camera I use. I think I am going to look up those mic covers now. And you need to mount a BB gun on Linc's go-kart.
Milsurp Mike
Wind muffs is the other name for the thing that looks like a dead cat lol.
great idea
Milsurp Mike fifty Cal
Oh yah
Fifty cal.
Love this channel, demo, and vet ranch him and his family are so entertaining to watch. Way better than anything on television. I appreciate all your videos thank you so much for sharing all the great moments with us you guys are amazing.
That smile at 11:15 .....the realization that daddy has bad ideas that sound awesome! You have a great family there, for that, I am genuinely happy for you. Good stuff.
You should probably start getting a case for those cameras...they are expensive like hell and you go through one every 2 months....
Hoping he got an extended warranty. Most cover accidental damage, might not cost him anything for a replacement... hopefully.
Nick Duitsman you didn't see his video against warranties did you?
Michael SleepingWarrior what's the video name?
He just bought a carbon fiber gun, i don't think he's worried about camera prices
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No I’m on Lincoln’s team
Top 10 anime betrayals
Dakota Soza why does everyone put top ten anime somthing
NANI!
Charlie2071 because anime is one big meme, which is actualy pretty fun to watch. But top ten anime......... is a pretty big meme
You guys need to sell demolition ranch ammo cans
I adore how you treat your ladies in the coop. You care so much for them.
seeing your beautiful family warms my heart, I wish you all a long, happy and healthy life
Shirt is cool but Mere is a bad ass and makes it look even cooler
You should totally get one of those automatic chicken coop doors, they work with a daylight censor and are totally awesome! Great video 😊
Dozer : " He's got the helmet, RUN!"
Great tee shirt. Matt, thanks for bringing your family on today. Enjoy seeing you enjoy your kiddos.
I watch this video when I'm sad sometimes. There's so many good highlights. There could be a best of off the ranch compilation with just this video.
That has to be legit the most durable battery powered dune buggy in the world.
IronNote ikr? I thought for sure it'd be a goner on those stairs.
haha yep!
@11:12 Lincoln's face priceless Lol
9:22 That wheel slip though!
Here in the ol' Hoosier state the weather keeps up guessing.. when leaving the house pack your umbrella, parka, tank top, flip flops and some snow shoes.. just the other day we had a 60° heat wave that melted every bit of snow. In the same day the temperature dropped to 20° with a snow/ice storm. God bless yuns and can't wait for the next Demo vid!!!
Hello fresh is an incredibly good service that my 5 person family uses in Australia... Apart from when they repeatedly leave the boxes out in the rain even after calling them about it.
Love your videos keep it up
10.25 You should have continuntied "Annie are you okay, are you walking Annie"
Vilho Ääri that was smooth. Almost... criminal
I think any shirt with Mere in it is your favorite shirt at that time.
Foam rollers are for rolling the lactic acids out of your muscles so they don’t cramp
ive been watching your channels (mostly offtheranch and demo ranch) and i very much appreciate how much humor and attention you give to your familly and not just your viewers. and if you see this comment please reply to me. keep up the awesome videos bro!
I, along with all other behind the walls, appreciate the support of the gray line. Love the contents brother, been watching for years👌
Lincoln looks suspiciously like Matt,what if Matt made a tiny clone of himself🤔🤔🤔
Jonathan Clark lol
I'd make a clone with Mere lmfao
Joshua Scott LOL
He did
Update on bronco please like if you agree
Whos bronco?
Matt, you will break Linc's dune buggy
Layer pellets work well...and maybe get them some RedCell mix in 4 ounces for every gallon of cracked corn...helps them with egg production...well at least I've found it to be for me
I'm getting tired of this weather was on my bike after work and dumped my jacket at the house because it was 58 and beautiful. Then the front hit faster than expected, and now we're getting a wintery mix. Y'all stay warm down there.
Who else thinks Matt should convert the dune buggy to 24 volt instead of 12 volt.
With 2 motors
Why? trucks run on a 24 volt system not little toys!! pull your head in.
cause we need more power for everything !! why not?
You complete meathead!! no you don't need more power for everything!
my buddy upgraded his electric skateboard so instead of standard 25 it does 40mph on flat ground and last like 3 to 4 times longer... the hill behind us goes from sea level to a little over 500 ft... he says he can make 4 trips up and down that sucker at like 25 though...
Let’s get a black demolitia shirt!!!
olive as well
A red one
midnight urban camo!
Navy blue!
FDE Or OD Green
You go through cameras faster than Casey Neistat
Raiden Uchiha is that a long time ?
CalebGotSkillZ casey always ends up smashing this super expensive DSLR's so, yes.
Gabe Vogel you don’t know what I did there do you ;)
CalebGotSkillZ i get what your saying😂😂, good one
Raiden Uchiha 😂😂😃😄
I'm going to miss the day Lincoln loses his baby voice, I glad you tape it for the future saving of all your kids, you and Mere are great parents.
That's great that you are not afraid to have fun with your kids and give them slightly risky toys. That thing is really fast for a kiddie car. They're going to have a ball. You demonstrated that it's OK to have fun. Way to be a real dad.
Any shirt would look good when its being modeled by such a beautiful lady ;)
Awesome vid as always Matt. Also, dont stress over the wind noise too much, it really wasnt that noticeable.
Thanks for keeping us entertained. We love ya!
I absolutely like the shirt Mere, is wearing the best out of the Demo shirts you have. Does it come in long sleeve or hoodies?
“I need an adult-sized one”
*walks past the kit car*
they make A/T goblin kits too
Instead of getting an auto door for the chickens, get a Great Pyrenees. It’ll be a buddy for dozer, it’s good with kids(to my knowledge of the ones we have had) and will kill anything trying to bother the chickens. It might also prevent what happened to Ms. Kitty from happening again.
Matt,
Oyster shell will help with eggshell strength too. Also if you bake the eggshells at ~350F for 20 min or so to dry them out, my chickens seem to like them better.
If you have any cracked eggs when you go out to collect them, toss it on the ground so it breaks open and watch them go insane. They love the shell and the yoke, it is actually really good for them.
HOODINI Aren't you not supposed to feed chickens their eggs? That's like feeding a cow a hamburger. Isn't that cannibalism?
don't do that they will start eating their own eggs.
Andrew Delashaw mine love scrambled eggs
Lincoln is a good camera man
Y'all need some long sleeve shirts next. Just sayin'
Awesome to see you promote safety while doing sketchy stuff (which kids are gonna do regardless if you teach them or not) but at least they'll have a leg up on doing it safely
Hi Matt! I’ve had similar problems(tldr someone filled my lenses with sand) and was able to order a new lens and fix it myself for under $20(instead of the 220 canon was asking). You should try! It’d be nice to have an extra/beater camera!
Honestly I love how you edit your videos!
if chickens eat their own eggshells does that count as canibalism
If you eat your own shit does that count as canibalism?
Nah, its like eating your own nails, its weird but not cannibalism
Chickens actually are cannibals. If you introduce a new chicken during the day they can and sometimes will peck it to death and eat it. The best way to introduce a new chicken is at night when they are sleeping, they wake up in the morning not realizing that the new one hasn't always been there (for the most part).
Have you considered purchasing the cameras in bulk for a discount?
By Wednesday it'll be in the upper teens winds 25-30 MPH from N which means it could actually be around ZERO here in NW FL.
To strengthen the eggs you can also use corn "Masa" mixed with salt. Masa is what you use to make corn tortillas if you didn't know. But that's what we use on our chickens
Sometimes our chicken's eat their eggs before we can collect them. Also they love chicken.........
Mustang Man well uh may wanna lock chicken sizes entry ways into your house.
Canibalism
Demolitia shirt...Canadian Chapter....maple leaf flag on the side. Thanks.
Hey Matt, My wife bought me a Demolition Ranch hat and Christmas sweater recently as a "Gift". More like a trade to me as she is asking me to buy her a Demolition Ranch T-Shirt but you guys are sold out of her size (small). Now she thinks I'm flaking on her. Go buy your shirt printing machine so you can keep up with the demand you've created ;) By the way, go talk to Brian regarding an email I send you regarding Barrett rifles.
I like the new one with the American flag.. you should sell it in black or dark blue. I'd buy one of each. I already ordered the gray one. But definitely sell it in black
Hey - Lincoln is ready for a watch - at least a digital one. He is interested in time and is showing that he has some sense of time and is showing interesting in gaining perspective for whats long and longer (and no Dad not that long!). The plus side is that the digital watch will help him with numbers. It does not have to be anything fancy - a $7 one as long as the digits are big enough to be seen easily would be great!
this vlog is 16 min long
is that a long time !? 😂😍 *linck❤*
Make a don't tell mere shirt
Thomas Wilson there aren't even enough like buttons!
We Need This Shirt Matt
But then mere would know. So that wouldnt work
Maybe you should get warranty on your camera haha
I doubt they make a matt proof warranty...
insurance*
Man it really amazing how your son looks up to u I just had a son and I can’t wait
THE NEW SHIRT ROCKS! But so does the eagle one....they're both awesome
How long is this video? Is that a long time?
Lincoln’s burnout 😂🤣😂🤣
Demolita shirt all the way
A foam rollers purpose is to release the lactic acid build up, which causes soreness, in the muscles after intense leg work outs. It helps release this build up which your body natural removes on its own. Using the rollers helps speed up recovery and also helps with immediate relief from soreness.
Those chicken doors are great! My mom had one for her coop, and once it’s set (she had a solar panel one) it just keeps working!
Hey Matt. Did Jimmy crack that corn? Never mind. I don't care.
That was a-maize-ing.
Best TH-camr ever
With the american flag on the shirt, am i part of the Demolitia even if i am french ? :)
Vex30 always dude
yes
Yes
As long as you support freedom. You are always welcome
T’inquiète t’es pas le seul français a etre la ;)
Try mixing Tabasco sauce with their feed not a lot tho. An old chicken farmer told me and they will lay sometimes twice as many eggs a day
Have you tried feeding the chickens ground up oyster shells? Works grate for us.
IDEA: AR15 eagle on the back of the Demolitia tee shirt. thank me later I'll take 25% of the profits (just paypal me)
Ego you are mean
Ego lol
If you just throw the egg shell in they'll eat it.our chickens eat their eggs if we don't get them quick
X2
I still have my old power wheels sitting in my back yard
If you are ever in the Fort Worth area, and are interested in lions, tigers and other big cats, I would highly recommend looking up C.A.R.E rescue texas. They take in big cats from various sources and give them forever homes at their facility. They do tours, but I'm not sure if they allow children other than at their fall festivals.
Bake the egg shells in the oven (about 150c for half an hour or until they are very brittle to touch). You can then crush them up into a powder & sprinkle over whatever food you are giving them. I did this all the time when i kept reptiles.