@@Rinna33 that would not be hard at all to believe and I can’t believe they’re having a baby putting a child through fame and shit has to be a form of child abuse
@@cathen7848shane actually still does this to ryland idk why but he always corrects ryland when he talks about shane being gay 😭 I think ryland did it as a dig to shane
Not surprised Shane’s was just lowkey gross “im only with you for your boyish face and girlish body”😬 At least “you didn’t glow up you look like throw up” doesn’t make me want to call the police.
yeah like damn never thought I'd defend a diss track but goddamn at least Ryalnd's "track" was playful. Shane's "track" was just "everything about you annoys me and I'm only with you to have sex" goddamn
no bc they’re both terrible but ryland’s is so unserious that it feels at least kind of playful? but shane’s is so vindictive like it actually comes from a genuine place of hate 😭
Im so annoyed at these types of ppl like they clearly don’t care that everyone around them hates them and they just put out videos like this for clout bc they know they’re terrible 😭
Lol so these videos are over 5-6 years old that this weird ass no life is making videos about them, and they were literally joking around, they wrote the songs sitting next to each other and one of Shane’s friends that’s a musician helped Ryland with the chorus. I can’t believe you people can’t see this freak just wants clicks on his video. IT WAS A JOKE.
For me I feel like it’s ryland that hates Shane, they just hate eachother I think but bc Shane has a lot of money ryland stays and bc no one else would date Shane, Shane stays😭
Im terrified of them having kids! They can’t even take care of themselves, how are they gonna take care of children. And then there’s all the comments/videos/tweets that are just horrifying. Those poor kids😢
Im hoping that its a similar situation to trisha where they end up being a good parent, but knowing shane and his airhead fiance... it probably wont end well. I bet their kids wont talk to them once they can leave
@@mightymeatymech Yes, she does have a family channel and she heavily exploits her daughter on her social media accounts. She claimed to hate family channels in the past then went back on her word and essentially said you don’t know someone else’s life it’s their business what they do with their kids. And she rarely uses a car seat right, there’s multiple pictures of Malibu with the seatbelt on wrong and there’s even a video of Trisha filming Malibu without a seat belt while they’re in a clearly moving car. Unfortunately they got taken down but she had multiple big snark pages on Reddit showing her bad parenting
@@taylorm1965 i thought i replied to this earlier, thanks for letting me know. i don't follow trisha like that tbh, and i always hope the best for any kid. and thanks for not yelling at me for being ignorant 😭😭💓
@@froggy5748 yeah and drew was so much younger than shane and he was always pressuring him to do stuff… i’m glad garrett and drew got away bc they are treasures
i unfortunately remember this. literally was obsessed with it in my shane phase and added it to my playlist, as well as listened to it EVERY DAY after getting home from school because in my head it was an absolute banger. this is a canon event unfortunately. ofc now i've come to my senses and realized otherwise but like omg lmao. god im so glad im no longer in my shane phase for so many reasons
if it makes you feel better, I had my shane phase when I was in elementary school around 2011-2012 when he was doing the most fucked up stuff of all time and I… actually thought that it was funny… like I would go around saying similar things thinking I sounded hilarious while I was saying the most fucked up shit of all time 🫠
@@eri020 i started watching him when he was doing gaming videos and stopped a few years ago, mainly because of yk the cat situation + a fall out, but once i matured and realized ALL the horrible shit he was doing other than the cat situation, and also came to my senses the horrible things he was doing during my time watching him, i was like "thank god i stopped watching this sicko" lmao
I remember having that song on Spotify specifically for the "you didn't glow uppp you look like throw uppp" made me chuckle and I thought was iconic 😭...I was a young teen okay???
They are going to have twins…Shane and Ryland look like they barley can tolerate each other I personally think Shane and Colleen would be the perfect couple, they are quite literally the same person…predators😍
A girl at work was watching this video and I saw that she was and I told her I had been watching you earlier and we both shared our mutual hatred for Shane Dawson lmao
I’m in a v stable and not insecure relationship but damn if my partner said some if these things (they wouldn’t they’re v sweet) I think I’d cry, even if they’re joking
i love u sm jake & hannah you really inspire me to keep fighting and show me that i can still be happy even if my life isn't perfect. you two have gotten me through a lot and i can't thank you enough
My partner got in a pretty big fight recently we rarely fight but after in an "apology" letter In that letter he trashed me! He wrote down everything he didn't like about me and that I needed to change about myself! I wasn't in the wrong and when I got even more angry he couldn't understand what he did wrong no matter how many times I pointed it out to him.
omg i remember eating these "diss" tracks UP when i was younger (under 16).... a little ashamed that i used to watch shane when i was younger but now we all can collectively bully him for how weird he is LMAO
I'm actually kind of upset that this diss track is kink of catchy, especially considering how embarrassing it is to produce something like this about someone you claim to love
I really don’t understand either track cuz it seems like they’re both insulting each other for being gay……but they’re both gay. What? Weird internalized homophobia…..
Watching Jake bullying Shane is what keeps me going every day, I've been re-watching all of the old streams so I was surprised to see a new video! We love bullying Shane!
i would listen to shane's songs over and over again. sometimes i randomly think of the 'live like you're dying' video with his s-deezy character. how did i just realize while typing this that it's a p-diddy parody??? took me 12-13 years 🤡
I love it when I’m anywhere near early to anything. Hate that it’s for Shane 😂😭 but analytically… go off king. 👑 also it’s a diss rap I’m a little excited tbh good choice
This video is sending me because literally the other day I was violently reminded that these diss tracks existed and could only get 30 seconds into Shane's before I cringed too badly to continue
JAKE I NEED YOU TO DO A VIDEO ON SHANES ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY ITS INSANE. HE HAND FEEDS DICK COOKIES TO A CHILD AND I GENUINELY THINK ITS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS SHANE HAS DONE.
no amount of money would ever convince me to even jokingly defame my partner. it’s just weird man i’m supposed to be the one person that like.. doesn’t? do that? it’s just so creepy when couples do stuff like this. like if this is what you’re saying in front of millions, what the hell is happening behind closed doors??
I saw my friends watching shane and I had two thoughts “Too loud, not funny” and “How can anyone watch this, let alone thirst after him” No offense to former Shane Dawson fans. Super offense to current Shane Dawson fans.
@@StarlitBawka For real I was super confused "What am I not seeing? Would my friends watch fanboy and chum chum or is it only because they think he's attractive (which he's not)" to be fair they were all teenagers. As I guess your friends were too lol. (edit: I was also a teenager poor phrasing)
@@salamantics as a former shane watcher it's confusing too bc idk how I found him funny either. I didn't find him attractive at all I just found him funny somehow😭 maybe it's partially bc he's bi and i rlly valued having lgbt content creators as a kid, so that made me think he was better than he was his videos with drew / drew and garrett were the best ones tho, i think they were genuinely good
i can’t imagine writing, producing, and releasing a diss track with specific “disses” about someone you love to millions of people.
It's content. I guess
It’s all just for clout they said in a video prior to this that they should do it and they did but was it really worth it 😭😭😂😂
@@addieanderson5345yeahhh idk even if it gets a lot of money i could never 😭 they’re so toxic it’s insane
I’m convinced both actually hate each other and are only together because both are afraid of being alone.
@@Rinna33 that would not be hard at all to believe and I can’t believe they’re having a baby putting a child through fame and shit has to be a form of child abuse
Calling someone gay as a diss doesn't really hit if you're actually in a gay relationship with them
LOL literally and the way he was being fully serious too
@@cathen7848shane actually still does this to ryland idk why but he always corrects ryland when he talks about shane being gay 😭 I think ryland did it as a dig to shane
@@starfiresreign exactlyyy
I'm still stuck on Ryland, a gay man, dissing his boyfriend for not being straight. That's some weird-ass internalized homophobia.
LMFAO i don't even know how to begin analyzing that 😭😭
Anal-yzing 🤭
also the way shane also has that problem
his whole song was js criticizing the same things he has in common with Shane ☠️
True, but I think its more Biphobia/Bi-erasure; the rap uses qualities of "not gay enough" but still "too gay," and treats both as personal failings.
Not surprised Shane’s was just lowkey gross “im only with you for your boyish face and girlish body”😬 At least “you didn’t glow up you look like throw up” doesn’t make me want to call the police.
yeah like damn never thought I'd defend a diss track but goddamn at least Ryalnd's "track" was playful. Shane's "track" was just "everything about you annoys me and I'm only with you to have sex" goddamn
everything shane does is unhinged somehow. EVERYTHING
no bc they’re both terrible but ryland’s is so unserious that it feels at least kind of playful? but shane’s is so vindictive like it actually comes from a genuine place of hate 😭
It's because Ryland is only with him for the money and Shane actually despises Ryland
Im so annoyed at these types of ppl like they clearly don’t care that everyone around them hates them and they just put out videos like this for clout bc they know they’re terrible 😭
Lol so these videos are over 5-6 years old that this weird ass no life is making videos about them, and they were literally joking around, they wrote the songs sitting next to each other and one of Shane’s friends that’s a musician helped Ryland with the chorus. I can’t believe you people can’t see this freak just wants clicks on his video. IT WAS A JOKE.
Shane straight up hates Ryland. It's very uncomfortable to watch
For me I feel like it’s ryland that hates Shane, they just hate eachother I think but bc Shane has a lot of money ryland stays and bc no one else would date Shane, Shane stays😭
Nobody hated him more than the parent who named a human being "Ryland"
@@adabsurdum5905he named himself that lol, his name is Ryan
Ryland is a sugar baby basically. Money money money 💰
It amazes me that Shane is so bad it can make Ryland look talented
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I’m sorry but even back then was no one concerned when a grown ass man straight up admitted he wants a “girlish body” that’s creepy af
Im terrified of them having kids! They can’t even take care of themselves, how are they gonna take care of children. And then there’s all the comments/videos/tweets that are just horrifying. Those poor kids😢
Im hoping that its a similar situation to trisha where they end up being a good parent, but knowing shane and his airhead fiance... it probably wont end well. I bet their kids wont talk to them once they can leave
@@oharuarchiveTrisha isn’t a good parent though…
@@taylorm1965 sorry how do you know? does trisha have a family channel or
@@mightymeatymech Yes, she does have a family channel and she heavily exploits her daughter on her social media accounts. She claimed to hate family channels in the past then went back on her word and essentially said you don’t know someone else’s life it’s their business what they do with their kids. And she rarely uses a car seat right, there’s multiple pictures of Malibu with the seatbelt on wrong and there’s even a video of Trisha filming Malibu without a seat belt while they’re in a clearly moving car. Unfortunately they got taken down but she had multiple big snark pages on Reddit showing her bad parenting
@@taylorm1965 i thought i replied to this earlier, thanks for letting me know. i don't follow trisha like that tbh, and i always hope the best for any kid. and thanks for not yelling at me for being ignorant 😭😭💓
poor drew :( i’m so glad he’s back and doing better
I FEEL SO BAD WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT
@@mounta8ncause he’s the worst
Right??? Shane and ryland honestly seemed like toxic/abusive friends to both drew and Garrett.
@@froggy5748 yeah and drew was so much younger than shane and he was always pressuring him to do stuff… i’m glad garrett and drew got away bc they are treasures
wait what happened? i’m sorry i’m so behind
everytime shane and ryland make jokes about having sex with (closeted) dan and phil i lose 5 years of my life span
RIP, you are negative dead
considering shane is deeply insecure to a toxic degree i think the only plus is knowing this probably hurt him regardless of it being trash.
I honestly feel that Ryland completely meant every word of his …. Lol.
@@DKF_oli deadass unless you're extremely secure or in couples therapy i feel like this is a terrible idea.
i completely buried the memories of the era where EVERYONE was doing diss tracks on each other. god.
but fall of jake paul still goes hard, idc 😌
I can't stand Logan Paul, but yeah, that song kinda slaps
I just love that they both use being gay as if it’s a bad quality…I would say I’m underwhelmed but Shane has never made me even whelmed
poor dan and phil lmao shane and ryland were obsessed with making gross jokes about them
i think about this sometimes and how shane said "boyish face with a girlish body" and no one thought that was weird
its weird for so many reasons
the way they are both so weird about each other’s sexuality is almost impressive
i unfortunately remember this. literally was obsessed with it in my shane phase and added it to my playlist, as well as listened to it EVERY DAY after getting home from school because in my head it was an absolute banger. this is a canon event unfortunately. ofc now i've come to my senses and realized otherwise but like omg lmao. god im so glad im no longer in my shane phase for so many reasons
I feel this is in my soul but not these ones but literally every other Shane song (like the vacation one or I’m sorry I’m a fuck up)
if it makes you feel better, I had my shane phase when I was in elementary school around 2011-2012 when he was doing the most fucked up stuff of all time and I… actually thought that it was funny… like I would go around saying similar things thinking I sounded hilarious while I was saying the most fucked up shit of all time 🫠
@@eri020 i started watching him when he was doing gaming videos and stopped a few years ago, mainly because of yk the cat situation + a fall out, but once i matured and realized ALL the horrible shit he was doing other than the cat situation, and also came to my senses the horrible things he was doing during my time watching him, i was like "thank god i stopped watching this sicko" lmao
I unironically used to listen to superluv, I still cringe every time i think about it lol
@@lieselottekramer2302same
I remember having that song on Spotify specifically for the "you didn't glow uppp you look like throw uppp" made me chuckle and I thought was iconic 😭...I was a young teen okay???
😭😭😭
HELP HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY DISSED EACH OTHER
I DIDNT EITHER BRO
Omg I’m glad I missed this… the only thing that makes it remotely acceptable is the commentary lmao 🤣😂
😂😂
Ur not alone I didn’t know aswell
me neither LMAO
I think it's weird that being a bottom has been used as an insult so much
Like it's cool when it's a joke and it's clear no one means any harm, but with Shane and Ryland... like have we time-traveled back to ancient Greece?
They are going to have twins…Shane and Ryland look like they barley can tolerate each other
I personally think Shane and Colleen would be the perfect couple, they are quite literally the same person…predators😍
shane is too big for colleen. she only likes little bony backs, like her own
@@kd_16420 shoot you are so right. Colleen would bully him in to losing weight for her😬🥊
“You didnt glow up” is crazy 💀
Jake: Do you remember when Shane Dawson and his bf made diss tracks on each other?
Me: yeah 😞
Lol maybe it's just because I hate Shane but Ryland actually made me laugh just because he's making fun of him
A girl at work was watching this video and I saw that she was and I told her I had been watching you earlier and we both shared our mutual hatred for Shane Dawson lmao
Shane Dawson is like the internet's boogeyman
i cant believe my 12 year old self used to listen to these and thought they were such bops..
LMAOAOAO
i am yet again reminded how lucky i am to have a teen brother who loves ariana grande and introduces me to new pop songs a lot
I’m in a v stable and not insecure relationship but damn if my partner said some if these things (they wouldn’t they’re v sweet) I think I’d cry, even if they’re joking
and they say romance is dead
This is the best comment on this video, I actually laughed at it
That just seems like a pretty toxic thing to do
i cant imagine ever doing this with my girlfriend, its way different from plain old teasing
Ryland being biphobic, color me totally shocked 🙄
Shanes song having a heavy black-accent is crazy
i hate that i remember these videos and watching them unironically at the time 💀 i am so embarrassed for myself
Shane's music career should have never happened to begin with tbh 💀
shane should have never happened
@@ace-of-pentacles-o99you should never have happened
I am so glad we are past the diss track era of TH-cam
Genuinely so fucked up that they turned even viewing Drew as attractive into an insult
Oh also ryland said “ I’m going home”. Wasn’t this one of Shane’s phrases back then? I completely forgot
Yes, omfg. I wanna say he even made that into merch, didn't he???
@@crybabycasperm pretty sure he did, yeah
@@crybabycasperI don’t remember but tbh he made everything into merch. He had a whole collection pig themed
I hate that I unfortunately can correct this☠️☠️☠️but he used to say “I’ll go home” and I used to laugh my naive ass off🤦🏼♂️
@@natashastay1😪 i remember being so sad that shane didnt ship his merch to australia. i am now very glad he didn't bahah
i love u sm jake & hannah you really inspire me to keep fighting and show me that i can still be happy even if my life isn't perfect. you two have gotten me through a lot and i can't thank you enough
I hope you're doing okay
Never stop jake.
It’s so funny man
These guys are such goobers (put them in prison 😍)
and throw away the key
@@iheartfriesss i agree dude 😭
Drew Monson appreciation 🙏
HELP, Can you imagine that they sing this to their kids before they go to bed. 💀💀💀
My partner got in a pretty big fight recently we rarely fight but after in an "apology" letter In that letter he trashed me! He wrote down everything he didn't like about me and that I needed to change about myself! I wasn't in the wrong and when I got even more angry he couldn't understand what he did wrong no matter how many times I pointed it out to him.
never uh
never expected to see venting in the Jake Doolittle comments
LMFAO
imagine ur bf telling u "u look like throw up u got a flaky ass face" 😭😭😭 ID DIE
I was super confused when I clicked. I was thinking "why would you write a diss song about a cat?"
They hate each other so much it's hilarious
omg i remember eating these "diss" tracks UP when i was younger (under 16).... a little ashamed that i used to watch shane when i was younger but now we all can collectively bully him for how weird he is LMAO
I'm actually kind of upset that this diss track is kink of catchy, especially considering how embarrassing it is to produce something like this about someone you claim to love
Catchy in a bad way, like Colleen or “baby” by JB
they unironically bang 😭 its so bad yet kind of good..
@@acid-angel the throw up thing made me want to throw up. Agree to disagree but it was garbage
@@salamantics YESS LITERALLY
You make the best videos, especially about shane. The way you ABSOLUTELY destroy him itches my brain. Can’t wait for the next video
Ryland, you leave Drew's name out your mouth boy 💅
lmao not the "i go hard in the paint" sample at the beginning 💀
Phychic Sisters: "we knew 9/11 was gonna happen"
Shane: "did it even happen tho" 👀
I really don’t understand either track cuz it seems like they’re both insulting each other for being gay……but they’re both gay. What? Weird internalized homophobia…..
do they both have a degradation kink or something ?
Rylands song sounds JUST like onisions songs from when he tried to have a music career
✨️healthy relationship✨️
Watching Jake bullying Shane is what keeps me going every day, I've been re-watching all of the old streams so I was surprised to see a new video! We love bullying Shane!
Embarrassing fact about me : when I was a Shane fan back in 2018 I knew the lyrics to the diss tracks by heart.
And yes I still do remember some words
I'm so sorry for you
Proud of ur growth though haha
have you bathed in holy water?
@@the_idiot_eris5029 Unrelated but I love your Wiggly profile pic
praying for your recovery 🙏💕
i have like 4 shane dawson songs MEMORIZED. both of the diss tracks, superluv, i am everything ☹️
superluv still gets stuck in my head sometimes, it's a curse
@@viridian7635 LITERALLY ME, WHYS IT SO GOOD
I remember listening to superluv almost everyday in middle school 😭
@@mrmpht i was in ELEMENTARY 💔💔
i would listen to shane's songs over and over again. sometimes i randomly think of the 'live like you're dying' video with his s-deezy character. how did i just realize while typing this that it's a p-diddy parody??? took me 12-13 years 🤡
The fact I listened to these unironically as a kid and thought they ate 😭😭
These videos were buried at the far back of my mind 😭😂
Same 😂😂
"The only thing that aged well is your audience that turned on you" ICONIC JAKE
always a good day when jakey poo uploads shane content ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫡🫡🫡
Real 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
Ryland’s music video reminds me of old Jeffree Star music/videos😂
i’m gonna be honest. shane’s diss made me wanna call cps BUT at lease it rhymed lmao i did NOT miss this era of youtube
I remember watching both diss tracks and the video where they thought of the idea..
i remember when this foul shit came out dawg 😭
I forgot about their gross jokes towards Dan and Phil :(
i bet they’ll divorce eventually
for sure
i wonder who’ll get custody of the kids-
they barely even got married💀 i’ll give it a few months
@@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsI was thinking this after watching that cake video.
Shane just likes to be wined, dined, and canined
its weird how homophobic both their diss tracks are…
In another timeline "you got what i need / boyish face with girlish body" is the chorus of a song about loving ur cute femboy
oh god no
Ngl shane feels hella homophobic
He’s like already transphobic I heard already too so😭
It’s so funny too watch both equally garbage people try to diss each other. Like why would they throw money away making trash like this……hold on.😭
I love it when I’m anywhere near early to anything. Hate that it’s for Shane 😂😭 but analytically… go off king. 👑 also it’s a diss rap I’m a little excited tbh good choice
I am rather ashamed to say i can sing the entirety of Rylands diss track from memory😭
This video is sending me because literally the other day I was violently reminded that these diss tracks existed and could only get 30 seconds into Shane's before I cringed too badly to continue
“I’d rather fuck Drew” is wrong on so many levels considering Shane preyed on him from such a young age
Shane looked like a psychopath wtf😭
you think we forgot about this? jurassic park car for a dinosaur man has been stained in my mind & i always randomly sing it help
He was born in 1988... he's wellll over 30 now, he's 35 lol
The beginning of the song juxtaposed with rylands voice is INSAAANE
Not me having this on my Spotify playlist for years upon years
JAKE I NEED YOU TO DO A VIDEO ON SHANES ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY ITS INSANE. HE HAND FEEDS DICK COOKIES TO A CHILD AND I GENUINELY THINK ITS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS SHANE HAS DONE.
NOT SHANE TRYING TO DO THAT EMINEM VOICE 😭😭💀💀
Only Shane could make a ‘documentary’ about making the worst diss track ever. What the hell did I just watch 😂
I keep forgetting he's queer probably because of all the internalised homophobia
Personally for me it's just because he's very gross
Unfortunately sometimes still I’ll be at work doing something and I’ll just
🎶Queen Latifah shook as fecketh 🎶
we should legally classify this 'rap' as a hate crime. start the petition, my kinfolk
god i remember being a fan when these came out and thinking they were AMAZING
no amount of money would ever convince me to even jokingly defame my partner. it’s just weird man i’m supposed to be the one person that like.. doesn’t? do that? it’s just so creepy when couples do stuff like this. like if this is what you’re saying in front of millions, what the hell is happening behind closed doors??
literally so glad I never watched Shane
like ive been into some crazy fandoms but at least I didnt watch Shane Dawson
I saw my friends watching shane and I had two thoughts “Too loud, not funny” and “How can anyone watch this, let alone thirst after him”
No offense to former Shane Dawson fans. Super offense to current Shane Dawson fans.
@@salamantics EXACTLY
I would hear them all talk about him and be like "what??? do you see in this man's content????"
@@StarlitBawka For real I was super confused "What am I not seeing? Would my friends watch fanboy and chum chum or is it only because they think he's attractive (which he's not)" to be fair they were all teenagers. As I guess your friends were too lol.
(edit: I was also a teenager poor phrasing)
@@salamantics as a former shane watcher it's confusing too bc idk how I found him funny either. I didn't find him attractive at all I just found him funny somehow😭 maybe it's partially bc he's bi and i rlly valued having lgbt content creators as a kid, so that made me think he was better than he was
his videos with drew / drew and garrett were the best ones tho, i think they were genuinely good
Bang on with the budget Eminem comment. Gotta listen to Killshot to cleanse my brain, though.
I’m so glad someone spoke about this. This was a bop to me at the time but now 😬😬😬😬😬😬
ryland drives me crazy w the way the syllables never match and it never picks up. i can't handle it
that stinger in shane's song is a sample from a linkin park song omfg
Drew and Garret deserved better!
Thats so ew
literally