Mark Normand tells the tale of his experience trying to warm up the crowd at the Video Music Awards, and failing miserably. Comedy! www.marknormandcomedy.com
I love his story of breaking car mirrors on "This Is Not Happening" He tells it with so much energy that you feel the adrenaline he's describing. Best episode I've seen!
Yeah. I have a feeling they have an open relationship. Especially after mark said on the flagrant podcast thar open relationship will get mainstream in a couple of years.
So, mark is just reuploading clips other people stole from him, and put on youtube . Thats why it's "savage mark normand" or a thumbnail with an explanation xD I love it
Hell yeah he's taking his content back from the countless thieves running rampant on youtube. If anyone deserves the clicks and ad revenue, it's the person who created the content, not the person who stole it and repackaged it. I wish more celebs would start doing this, then less people would be likely to steal stuff.
@@roymakescomics At one point I collected dozens of clips to make a "All Mark Normand on Morning Shows" video because nobody else compiled them yet and I just wanted to be able to watch all my favorite morning show appearances without scanning through a bunch of videos to find them all. Would you guys consider that theft too? What about all the joe rogan clip channels?
I would've been dying laughing because to me, Mark is still funny when he bombs. Coupled with the fact that the next podcast stories was gonna be great.
proud of myself for having absolutely no idea the VMAs happened recently. hearing how wack the crowd was for a hilarious guy like mark is even more of a reason to not care about that shit
For real. I used to casually watch the VMAs when I was a kid but around 2010 or something like that I completely quit tuning in altogether. Surprised it still around honestly. There’s no fucking music videos barely anymore so why am I watching anybody perform? And literally every single performance has some kind of illuminati spin to it anyways
Especially on Rogan, dude can literally say one word, not a one liner, but one word and make me laugh so damn hard. The casual "semen" after the cough, it's just beautiful
I just want to thank Mark for sharing these awesome experiences. He has crazy confidence to bomb and keep getting back out there. It sure created some hilarious material after the fact. Reaching for J-Lo 😂
i let my youtube just play through a bunch of mark normand videos the other day not knowing it was your actual channel who uploaded them. that's dope dude, smart move. get that algorithm money
The hidden beauty of his appearances on Jim and Sam is there uncanny ability to lure him in. They bait him to retell his bad jokes and then they slam him every time. A few appearances ago they tricked him into embarrassing himself with Seinfeld and it ruled.
I like normand and his comedy a lot, but I can see how he could be an acquired taste. A gig like the VMA's is not a good fit for him. His comedy is an avalanche of humor, he is dry and goes from joke to joke to joke so quick, without even putting a "hard sell" on any of them, that you dont even get a chance to realize how funny they are till he is halfway thru the next joke. Its definitely a "bang for the the buck" routine, you just literally dont get time to laugh. I dig it though.
A good portion of his material would fly right over the heads of the vapid mouthbreathers in that audience anyway. Way too self obsessed to pay attention, way too stupid to understand.
This is def correct but as a huge fan I actually do want that breath. His last special ruled but if he slowed a little I'd love to hear the late laughs on his more subtle stuff once the slower people in the crowd catch the funny wave.
they're probably phoning in the whole program these days. the old VMA productions were serious business, i'm not sure if anyone even watches the new ones
Honestly it's a fat paycheck that ensures happiness in even the worst-case scenario, I am assuming. Mark wins for it not being televised. He got his money so who needs an apology?
Mark, don’t be so hard on yourself, man. You’re not a nobody. I’ve watched at least a dozen of your videos on You Tube, or close to it. You definitely made it; you just have to keep going. MTV should’ve communicated better- that would’ve helped, even with your outfit. It was shitty of them, but maybe they didn’t bother just because it wasn’t televised. In a way, they relied on you to alleviate their last-minute craziness. Hopefully, next year they’ll call you back (in advance!) to host the whole show! And, at double or triple the salary (or quadruple!) . . . Oh, you remind me of the first dude I ever got-with, just funnier & more confident! ; P
@@Frederick0220 he was joking around saying he had to blow Louis or let him jerk off in front of him for it. Because of the Louis scandal that came out.
"anyone could hype up crowds. you just yell "which side of the room can be louder"" 5 min. later "its an art to hype crowds up and id never talk down to people good at it"
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The world just wasn't ready for Kevin Hart.
wow lol amazing comment
You get it cuz he always says "thanks I'm Kevin Hart!"
Should have opened with “any homophobes here?”
Should have*
@@mightytaiger3000 *shoed *off
The only thing funnier than Mark Normands stand up is him just telling a story.
I think Mark will become a legendary stand-up when he tells personal stories like this onstage.
I love his story of breaking car mirrors on "This Is Not Happening"
He tells it with so much energy that you feel the adrenaline he's describing.
Best episode I've seen!
You ever listen to Tuesday’s with Stories??
@@ifoldtower no but I need to!
dcool2u2 “Asian, must have been Mongolian!😂”
mark normands a legend but if he can upload that vma set would be even more legendary
I'd love to watch it too!
@@1MinuteFlipDoc After this description who wouldn´t
He'd probably get copyright struck.
this comment is utterly right!
He says it wasn't televised lol
" Bombing " at the VMAs is a Badge of Honor. When Narcissist's hate you, you're doing something GOOD.
Factual
What is the VMAs?
@@cccpkingu MTVs video music awards
"I bring some lady and she's in her twenties"
"Is she your girlfriend?"
"Uh..yeah"
lol
lol
haha nice
Yeah. I have a feeling they have an open relationship. Especially after mark said on the flagrant podcast thar open relationship will get mainstream in a couple of years.
Lol
I need Marks patience whenever he's being interrupted. Literally such a cool calm head about it everytime lol
They’re all fuckin around so i doubt he cared
it's called low self-esteem lol
Nobody bombs better than Mark Normand. His quarantine street stand up is excellent
It’s great!🤣👍
I’m kind of sad that none of his bombing sessions are on TH-cam! I really wanna see one.
Park Normand!
hahahaha this comment rules
Mark is literally the worst guy they could have picked to be a “hype” guy for an award show lmaoooo. He’s too awkward. But he’s a great comedian
When Mark Normand bombs it’s still a five star show. You still get what you came to see
Yes Mark! Keep the highlights coming!
I love comedians so much.
So, mark is just reuploading clips other people stole from him, and put on youtube .
Thats why it's "savage mark normand" or a thumbnail with an explanation xD
I love it
I noticed that too. COMEDY!
Hell yeah he's taking his content back from the countless thieves running rampant on youtube. If anyone deserves the clicks and ad revenue, it's the person who created the content, not the person who stole it and repackaged it. I wish more celebs would start doing this, then less people would be likely to steal stuff.
He needs to pay those mortgages!
it's a good approach, really. and funny.
@@roymakescomics At one point I collected dozens of clips to make a "All Mark Normand on Morning Shows" video because nobody else compiled them yet and I just wanted to be able to watch all my favorite morning show appearances without scanning through a bunch of videos to find them all. Would you guys consider that theft too? What about all the joe rogan clip channels?
Mark is the hottest comedian right now. Great shit Mark
“Mark”? I thought this was Kevin Hart.
you mean kevin hart*
the VMA's didn't deserve Normand. maybe they thought he was Kevin hart.
I would've been dying laughing because to me, Mark is still funny when he bombs. Coupled with the fact that the next podcast stories was gonna be great.
“Don’t talk about kids in cages..”😂
proud of myself for having absolutely no idea the VMAs happened recently. hearing how wack the crowd was for a hilarious guy like mark is even more of a reason to not care about that shit
For real. I used to casually watch the VMAs when I was a kid but around 2010 or something like that I completely quit tuning in altogether. Surprised it still around honestly. There’s no fucking music videos barely anymore so why am I watching anybody perform? And literally every single performance has some kind of illuminati spin to it anyways
"At least someone killed at that one" was an underrated line.
Mark your content has been absolutely wonderful during this period thank you - you’re a class act and hilarious!
Mark is a year younger than me? Whew boy, time for an existential crisis!
"Look how they massacred my boy." ~ Vito Corleone
Poor Mark. Smh
Tim Dillon's story about preforming at Whitney Cummings driveway sounds just like this 🤣
"They're all running around wearing crazy shit and they've f***ed Kylie Jenner" 🤣🤣
"Its this whole thing"
My wife wants me to do 8 1/2 minutes sometime, but I give myself the light after three
*coughs*
“sorry, SEMEN.”
This dude should be a baseball announcer.
He is someone in my books.
He is hilarious.
Mark Norman... PLEASEEE USE THAT EXPERIENCE as material for one of your standup specials!!! It will be hilarious!! :D
Mark, I can't believe you wrote this headline! Dude, you really are brave!
Mark: Being a hype man takes no talent.
Mark 2min later: It's an Art!
Well, he's not wrong lol. I've seen some art that definitely took no talent 😂
Meaning it takes skill
It takes a lack of self-respect.
Mark is the best guest on shows. Always brings it.
First comic I ever paid to see 🐐
That opening joke is fucking hilarious though
Especially on Rogan, dude can literally say one word, not a one liner, but one word and make me laugh so damn hard. The casual "semen" after the cough, it's just beautiful
How do they still have vma's? I havnt seen a music video on mtv since the early 2000's
That JFK thing made me laugh lol
“They had the best seat in the house, they couldn’t see me.”
Such a great story! listening to a lot of your work lately. this was brutal (and funny)
Mark 'Crickets' Normand... AAAAAH!
Don't feel bad Mark....now I'm 40, would've never guessed The Weekend is a person.
And apparently his name is 'The Weeknd"🤣
I thought the weekend is Saturday and Sunday?
That's a dude/thing/person?
Mark, add this story to your act if you haven't. It's fucking gooooood.
God, this story gives ME anxiety!
I just want to thank Mark for sharing these awesome experiences. He has crazy confidence to bomb and keep getting back out there. It sure created some hilarious material after the fact. Reaching for J-Lo 😂
This is goddamn fantastic,
Love ya!
i let my youtube just play through a bunch of mark normand videos the other day not knowing it was your actual channel who uploaded them. that's dope dude, smart move. get that algorithm money
I havent bombed like that since the 80s...
holy crap that line made me chuckle so hard
The hidden beauty of his appearances on Jim and Sam is there uncanny ability to lure him in. They bait him to retell his bad jokes and then they slam him every time. A few appearances ago they tricked him into embarrassing himself with Seinfeld and it ruled.
He should have done the aristocrats joke.
Isn’t that bob saggets bit?
@@DATsun727 I think that would be Gilbert Gottfried's bit.
The Aristocrats is everybody's bit. It's a traditional. Like folk music. You either add to the tradition or you don't.
I really wish there was video of this.
What A Story Mahrk
This guy is getting better.
That car screech and crash...😂😂😂😂
man Kevin Hart is gonna be huge
Nark Mormand 🤔
@@joes.8351 watch a Mark Normand set and you'd get the joke...
or hear him dicuss it himself
th-cam.com/video/bI71yJYTMfU/w-d-xo.html
I come back to this story over and over again
Mark Norman is down low hilarious.
What a story Mark, haha.
Mark Normand doesn't have earlobes!
What a story Mark...
You're a hero kev
Listening to this story about him crashing is so hilarious lol 😂. That must have been so hard
#1 Warm Up guy
Brody Stevens RIP
Haha what a story, Mark!
Why would the VMAs even hire him to be a hype man. They did no research and they got what they deserved
I like normand and his comedy a lot, but I can see how he could be an acquired taste. A gig like the VMA's is not a good fit for him. His comedy is an avalanche of humor, he is dry and goes from joke to joke to joke so quick, without even putting a "hard sell" on any of them, that you dont even get a chance to realize how funny they are till he is halfway thru the next joke. Its definitely a "bang for the the buck" routine, you just literally dont get time to laugh. I dig it though.
A good portion of his material would fly right over the heads of the vapid mouthbreathers in that audience anyway. Way too self obsessed to pay attention, way too stupid to understand.
While you're not wrong, you're giving a little too much credit to the type of audience you'd find at the VMAs
I feel like you really nailed his comedy style with your description.
This is def correct but as a huge fan I actually do want that breath. His last special ruled but if he slowed a little I'd love to hear the late laughs on his more subtle stuff once the slower people in the crowd catch the funny wave.
Very accurate description
That is absolutely fucking brutal
Normand getting savy with the youtubes
You gotta reach them kids!
Mark Normand is funny as hell
they're probably phoning in the whole program these days. the old VMA productions were serious business, i'm not sure if anyone even watches the new ones
This sounds like someone NOT involved in the VMAs was pranking Mark by telling him to show up to do warmup for the VMAs. 🤣🤣
I wish was there I would of laughed my ass off
I really enjoyed this. Thanknyou Mark 🌍❤👍
That car wreck sound threw me into a brick wall😂😂😂
I would love to see the footage of this 🤣
id py so much for this footage
Even when Mark bombs, he's hilarious. and I love it. it all depends on the crowd. They can make or break a set.
Oh man, you were gone for like two seconds. Brutal! Lol
Did the VMA’s apologize to him for not preparing him?
I wouldnt expect a whole award event based on vanity to extend any apologies to a comedian. If they did I would be pretty surprised
Honestly it's a fat paycheck that ensures happiness in even the worst-case scenario, I am assuming. Mark wins for it not being televised. He got his money so who needs an apology?
No. He got paid. You dont need an apology if the check clears
He's working on it
This guy sounds just like Varrick from legend of korra
I'm having a little deja vu 😂
COMEDY!
We’re really doing it
What a Great story!! LOL
Dislike Jim and Sam... so thanks for putting this up! I would have missed out on this brilliance.
This is hilarious!
Mark, don’t be so hard on yourself, man. You’re not a nobody. I’ve watched at least a dozen of your videos on You Tube, or close to it. You definitely made it; you just have to keep going.
MTV should’ve communicated better- that would’ve helped, even with your outfit. It was shitty of them, but maybe they didn’t bother just because it wasn’t televised. In a way, they relied on you to alleviate their last-minute craziness.
Hopefully, next year they’ll call you back (in advance!) to host the whole show! And, at double or triple the salary (or quadruple!) . . .
Oh, you remind me of the first dude I ever got-with, just funnier & more confident!
; P
I love the quick one liners going over the interviewers’ heads. Rolex joke was killin me!
I may have gone full ret@rd but I didn’t understand the Rolex joke. Would you mind explaining it?
@@Frederick0220 figure it out yourself
@@JohnDoe-vv3id Someone’s butthurt!
@@Frederick0220 think what you want I’m just trying to help.
@@Frederick0220 he was joking around saying he had to blow Louis or let him jerk off in front of him for it. Because of the Louis scandal that came out.
You should take bombing at that shit show as a badge of honor
Mark Normand rocks
A funny Jim and Sam clip :O
"anyone could hype up crowds. you just yell "which side of the room can be louder""
5 min. later "its an art to hype crowds up and id never talk down to people good at it"
Nightmare experience lol
My new favorite!
I would pay to see Mark before I'd give a dime to anyone at the VMAs.
Mark reads his comments which is cool, Hope all is well dude, do it for the introverts man.
I am so early, that Ellen is still nice.
She was never nice. She’s a nasty lez.
Went to instagram for a second
Good picture, a smile on and the look of panic.
I look like the accountant of the vmas
Yeah mark Jim Norton had to bring you back to earth. you were giving off the vibe that you thought you’re on Seinfeld’s level.
Where y@ Mark ! Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans? Good luck and come back home soon. ⚜️
Mark has thing where whole voice/Cadence comes off like he’s a clean square comic. But then he’ll talk about race and women lol