Ricky Gervais On Bad Excuses To Tell Your Doctor | Politics | Universal Comedy
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- "Why did he put a condom on it? He was then going to use it on his chips" 😱
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How he slips in, “as you would”, is priceless.
It's not priceless ...it's done to death by many U.K comedians and U.K, Australian and New Zealand people in general, you clueless clown. LOL
U R EZ 2 Please A?
I slipped on the soap in the shower once and fell backwards onto a cucumber somebody had left on the floor of the shower.
Nice, me too
I wouldn't eat cucumber sandwiches at your houses 🤣
@@barrymitchell6444 Making sandwiches is a waste of a perfectly good 7 inch cucumber.
"Someone left on the floor of the shower, lubed and in upright position." 🤷♂️
@@stevencarr4002 Only 7 inches?
You can get a 12-incher at Tesco, with a good girth, cheaply.
The condom on the bottle makes perfect sense to me. After all, it was a condoment bottle.
😂
Underrated comment
Brilliant🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂dad joke
@@kevinmcnicholas3734 Yup. Almost inevitable given my long-term dadhood.
I’ve actually seen that when I worked in casualty. Wonder why they leave the top on? The man also was missing a finger so as I was getting his signature for theatre I said “I won’t ask where that went”😂
"See, I fecking told ya"😆
I’m a doctor and I’ve honestly heard several times “I slipped and fell on it…” 😂
2 bottles.....don't mix those bottles up!!!
My friend was in ER on duty when a guy showed up with an adult toy shoved where the sun doesn’t shine, he explained his predicament & the staff having to maintain professionalism managed to extract said item. After the guy left ER the nurses were getting ready for shift change & 1 commented “I didn’t know if he wanted the batteries changed or the item removed”. There are some very strange occurrences that end up ER Dept’s these days.
the first man wanted to introduce the sauce to his intestine before they'd meet later for the second time!
I fell down the stairs and someone had left a marble on each step 🤪
To me, he is the funniest man to have ever been on planet Earth. It’s just genius! He’s making you laugh before he’s said anything. 🇬🇧
Same here.
I worked in the ER and one night a guy came in at 1AM with the shot glass up his a**. There was a bad snow storm and his buddies used snowmobiles to get him there. Then they just dumped him. He was so drunk the doctors couldn't get any information from him as to "how?". A surgical team was called in and State Police had to get everyone to the hospital {due to road conditions} I suppose they couldn't do much until he sobered up a bit. We had 15 inches of snow and that night I slept on a gurney. Don't know how he made out.
'One for chips, one for arses!'
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reminds me of when my mother was a nurse and a guy came in with a ring spanner on his knob , he said it slipped 🙂
It did slip, he was aiming for his nuts.... 😉
If the sauce is ketchup, all well and good - but don't try Tabasco.
i put tabasco in everything.
or brown sauce hehehe
The pigeon sh*t😳😆
Love Ricky!
Yes, LOVE RICKY ❤️
It’s his willingness to say things during the Oscar’s that kills me! Omg he’s brutal and hilarious at the same time
He's never hosted the oscars@@vickilawrence7207
Lends a whole new meaning for the word Condoment.
So funny 😅😂
#10 Is a Defenestration Sensation!!
Perhaps he could have convinced the doctor it was his internal back support?
This Dvd is one of his best
it isnt a DVD. This is called "TH-cam"
@@doyourownresearch7297 congratulations. You win nothing for the most inanely daft replies to a TH-cam comment. It's a clip from a show he did called Politics. Which is a DVD special. How do I know? Because it's sat in my DVD cabinet as I speak. Talking of special, you're a bit aren't ya pal?
@@doyourownresearch7297
maybe you should do your own research
Lmao!!!
I once fell on the Eiffeltower
I didn't know you were a fence jumper ..blimey darling 🎉😅
One man, one jar.
"e.g. watermelon" omg🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy went into his A&E with a vibrating Father Christmas up his arris. The doctor asked if he wanted it taken out and the guy replied “no I just want you to change the batteries”.
You know when you can't find the ketchup in the cupboard
I'm convinced Gervais bats for the other side a real guzzler a packer
I suffer from the same condition. Symptoms are embarrassed children
Whent up tomato sauce came down brown sauce
Now that's colorful!
what kind of sauce was it ? well it was brown sauce of course !
Interesting to watch this after watching his famous 'favourite leaflet' video. He definitely delivers the jokes better on the other video. Nonetheless, love Ricky
So this recorded twenty years ago
Time flies.
Which special is it?
Politics
It's fun to find the weirdest reply, add a bit that's even wierder, then send it back Look down..
Please be polite. No surprises, OK? 🙄 Why Not Look down before you come...Look out for the Baldies!
It's bad if you live on the top floor 😮
As someone in the medical field, for the love of whatever god You're praying to, USE A FLARED ITEM >_
#golden Globes, to not find his best speech ever... that is so sad... look how he owned all of hollywood
In a fruit? Wtf?
😢
Jackfruit
A tailor might improve your acceptability
Why is there Canned laughter.
This was filmed in front of 1,400 people in the Palace Theatre in London, no canned laughter
I tried to buy laughter in a can, couldn't get it anywhere.
Best to be like Ricky and rely on the real thing.
What's to bet she's bought clapping in the crowd when she appears. Whoop whoops and all.
Stevecarr4002..don’t you hate when that happens? 😂🤣🤭🫣