Diablo 2: Andariel Bug, Drop Comparison (WORTH IT!?)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- A comparison of drop rates for the Andariel Bug in Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction. 99 Runs with the bug and 99 runs without, at zero magic find in normal difficulty to really expose the base difference in the game mechanics.
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Just to be very clear, many of you don't seem to listen to or believe what I say - the following series of actions ALSO triggers the Andariel bug:
Kill her, go home through YOUR portal, talk to EVERYONE in town, travel east, talk to EVERYONE in town there, go to the sewers, then save and exit. Boom, Andariel bug triggered. The "don't use your own portal" and "don't talk to anyone" stuff is nonsense. It's just not true and I tried all kinds of variants to not trigger the bug.
The only important factor is to talk to Warriv after you killed her, BEFORE you safe and exit.
Cheers guys!
I like how everyone has their own version how to bug Andariel :D
Good video!
Haha yes! And most of them are correct, the only issue is that they don't know why it is correct xD
Thank you for clearing this out. The internet is full of false information. I thought I had f..... up because I was ultra poisoned and talked to Akara first.
Thank you for the definite answers here. i thought she could be unbugged when i got a no drop from her awhile back.
It is astonishing that this old bug is still being debated. Killrob is right and so are the the 500 places this same info is posted.
Experiments like this is why i love your channel!
All ze löve! Cheers man :)
Oh, I'm first, better make a joke!
How do you know andariel is a feminist?
You can trigger her by talking to a man.
*Triggered*
Nice joke. Seems so true.
Why does the whole internet have to be like this?
Joshua, even if you're a feminist, you have to admit that joke worked really well.
Bechdel Test failed! xD Bäd bäd misogynist video gayme!
I'm not a feminist, I hate feminists. This shit just got old two years ago. The only people talking about trigger warnings anymore are people complaining about them.
Always wondered about this myself, thanks for making the vid!
Thank you Killrob, I got into an argument on a DJ vid about how to trigger this, and I fully trust that you know what you're talking about when you say how to properly do it! Also, nice Clinton Cameo. ;)
I didn't trust myself or anyone, so I actually tried out all kinds of variants to trigger it or not :) turned out it really is only about Warriv, fortunately enough, so it is triggered by default! Cheers mate
First off I love seeing info like this about Diablo 2, so thank you for making the video.
But why were you annunciating like that? It sounded like you were purposely trying to talk slowly and drag your sentences out.. I found it very hard to keep listening.
I guess it's my script reading voice you mean. just watch the video at 1.25x speed or something to get rid of that if it annoys you but you still like the info :) there are controls for that in the video settings.
@@KillrobPlays you sound like you're rehearsing to be a constipated news reporter.
Do you think it has to do with the "quest drop table" being stuck activated? I'm sure you know the first time you kill a boss it gives you better drops. Do you think this "bug" keeps it so its like you kill her for the first time, everytime?
Keep up the great work man! Love the vids, and the gambling one you did w/ DJ waters was on point! Much love!
No, that is what I thought, but that too is not the case :) because on first kill for the quest drop she always drops one normal gem and two chipped gems. In the bugged state she doesn't drop any gems. So it is not the first kill loot table being stuck, I think what is stuck is the item quality multiplier - but maybe that is what you meant? :) Cheers!
Thanks for this vid, Rob! And one thing... For me this is a bug because all my life, after killing Andy i was making my own tp and going to Cain first ;v same pattern for 15yrs... That's why i've asked you for this comparison :x
That doesn't matter. I went through my own portal, talked to EVERYONE in town, and last to Warriv and traveled East, boom, Andariel bug.
Good to know, I always killed her then used my own TP. Then talked to Akara to sell items/talk to warriv and save/exit. One thing to note on normal mode she will mainly drop some blue/mainly all rare items. If you bug on NM she is very likely to drop unique rings
Nightmare Andy is the best place to find an SOJ, yes :)
This was neat to see. I would love to see an analysis of NM or Hell Andy as well! :) It's not like it's a huge time sink. ;)
Cool video!
The point is that the outcome is the same :) this works for all difficulties! I chose Normal because of how quick it is to run and test the two variants.
@@KillrobPlays I figured it would be similar with the same bug existing in all difficulties. Thanks for the reply!
From run 16 to 54 NOTHING. HOLY CRAP!!!
damn it i need to play diablo 2 again
For some reason I feel like it's not really a "bug". It just simply "upgrades" your character data so the drops are better the next time. But if you don't trigger the "upgrade" via exiting and saving without talking = you stay in the early game state.
Haha yes :D also, if normally playing the game means that you trigger this "bug" that has existed for so many years, then I'm even more inclined to calling this a feature.
Indeed.
Thanks for the info. Also, I have to say that I like your insight into Hillary Clinton's character. She rates right up there (or should I say 'down there') with Diablo in my view. Gave me quite a giggle seeing her face next to my fave Boss monster.
She sure does fit there right next to Baal! :P
Cheers!
Nice experiment, I subscribed.
i swear to god the last time i killed duriel on hell difficulty for the first time on one of my pluggy chars he dropped 5 scrolls of tp. i was in shock
Haha xD let's assume that is 100% true, that would probably still mean that you are the only one to ever have seen that happen as it is soooo low probability :D cheers!
@@KillrobPlays this actually happened to me too the other day during a 8 player tombrun 😯😮
He gave me town portals only its not that rare "called bad luck"
'i like it so much, NOT' find this bit hilarious when you say it :D
Hey! Thanks for the vid. :D Btw would like to ask: After i trigger the bug. I must talk to warriv each run? I mean what if i not talk to warriv at the next run? Does that cancel the bug? Or i can save and exit in the catacombs after killing her before entering town or talking to warriv?
Thanks for the answers.
Once you have triggered the bug and the quest has gone into "completed" state, the bug is always on from that point forward. The only thing I have not tried is if changing difficulty (i.e. rerolling maps and such) resets the bug.
Thank you so much :)
@@KillrobPlays so if i bug normal, then go to nightmare, and come back to normal - it resets the bug?
I'm glad I found out about this in time to avoid it and save myself from FILTHY HAXXOR-dom.
haha the hax is normal gameplay, so I'd not worry too much :P
FWIW Rune drops are completely independent of whether you bug Andy or not (and MF in general).
Wait these runs in the beginning WITHOUT the bug??? Also. What are the chances BEFORE KILLING andarial the very first time??
Man I found a nagel at my 4th run I'm lucky as shitz.
Can say with 100% confidence that bugged Andy (as well as other act quest kills) is guaranteed to drop rare or better. All magic items are failed sets and uniques, indicated by their larger than normal durability. I like to farm glitched Mephisto, the pit and ancient tunnels in Baal runs.
Edit: Failed Uniques become Rares.
Hmm, that is interesting. So charms that drop should have been rares or uniques if they existed, too?
Charms must be an exception, otherwise Gheed's unique grand charm would drop every single time it was allowed.
Sorry, my first statement was partially incorrect: All Magic items (other than charms of course) are failed Set items. SOME Rare items are failed Unique items. Failed Unique Rares can be identified by their Tripled Durability. Failed Set Magic items can be identified by their Doubled Durability.
Right, that would make sense, but considering how many magic items I found on average that would be quite the amount of set items trying to be generated :) would have been interesting to check their durability to see where they are coming from! Cheers
A lot of your non-bugged kills must've been failed sets too, as you found more uniques than sets. Sets are more likely to *roll* than uniques, but much less likely to _exist_ in the first place. It's too bad we don't know how many of your magic drops were failed rares (charms), but great job on the runs and the record! Cheers
Good points :) cheers man!
Can you speak to towns people after you've ''killed andariel, talked to warriv then saved and exit'' and the bug will still be there?
Have a read of my pinned comment, it addresses that!
How do you know the bugged state is not the normal state and what you think is not the bugged state?
I commented on that in the video, did I not? :) I'm of the opinion that the "bugged state" should be considered the normal state.
Yep... After watching this video I can definetly say I did it, on accident but I did it
Like most people I would assume :D cheers!
4:27 I'm new to d2 LoD . In classic, uniques are generally a;ways trash.. What's the unique scimitar you hovered over that is so good?
the Arreat Summit has tons of useful info for you :) see here in regards to your question classic.battle.net/diablo2exp/items/normal/uswords.shtml
does this bug only affects Andariel's drop chance and not other mobs/bosses?
Only Andariel's drop chances are affected.
@@KillrobPlays does this work on nightmare/hell runs as well?
Yes, that is why I'm doing this hehe, only in Normal would make no sense whatsoever, unless you're really after those low quality uniques xD
@@KillrobPlays You're so informative. Thank you so much. ^_^)/
On normal theres not that much reason to worry about it. On hell difficulty and even nightmare, being able to double the unique drop chances is sooooo worth it. Either way its easy enough to do.
Yeah, absolutely :) same rules apply for Nightmare and Hell, hence why the effect can be shown on Normal :D
Awesome vid, cheers.
If you talk to ANYONE else before Warriv as well the bug won't trigger. Pretty sure.
I tested that, not true. Read my pinned post :)
do you have to "go east" after every run or just the first time?
Just the first time fortunately! :)
@@KillrobPlays cheers!
The real question is why 99 and not 100?
:D Because it triggers OCD and thus is a little nudge to go out there and do the last run yourself to complete it. Cheers!
@@KillrobPlays Yeah, it also skews all your stats, hahaha!
You drop 3 Shako on 100 runs, you could say 3% but now you can't 😂
I feel like theres one important that you didnt explain in this video ... WHAT IS the Andariel Bug ?
I thought the video made that obvious :) it is "a difference in future drop chances depending on actions after you kill Andariel"
I do understand the bug makes it so andys drops are usually better with the bug than without .. but what causes the bug ? Why does this happen ?
"Talking to Warriv after you kill Andariel the first time on that difficulty" causes the "bug" (I'd say it's a feature).
"Not talking to Warriv after you kill Andariel the first time on that difficulty, doing save & exit" makes that the "bug" doesn't happen.
Quick question, can you trigger the bug if you failed to do so in the first place ?
Once you've failed to trigger the bug you can't get it back, no.
so do I have to save and exit in act 2 or can I go all the way thru the difaculty ?
Also dont you have too wait until the automatic Town Portal appears and take it ?(non character tp)
Like I say in the video and in the pinned comment here (check it out :) the only thing that needs to be done is to talk to Warriv after killing Andariel, nothing else matters. The only way to not trigger the bug is to save & exit after killing her before talking to Warriv.
Why do andarial runs? Maybe mega early normal game level and items but does the drop rate matter once you get to nightmare and hell runs?
Highest chance to get a SOJ in Nightmare, and can drop some good stuff in Hell, too, while being an easy kill for the most part.
Just to clarify, if I don't bug Andy on Normal, I can still do it on NM and Hell?
Sure can, yes!
might as well do it on a strong char in hell, to really show us how effected the drop rate of her desirable drops are and not just normal difficulty drops
That would take a lot more time though, and the resulting numbers and ratios would be very similar; i.e. not worth the effort for me :)
well i mean if you had a high lvl char it would arguably take nearly the same time, she can nearly be 1 hit. Not every unique/rare is a desired one and the ratios change pending on difficulty. I don't know anyone farming hundreds of normal andariels but I know plenty ppl farming hell andariel. Solely because her only long-term sought after items only drop in hell. Couple decent items in NM. Just about everything here is useless after act 2 normal due to the amount of superior options inevitably occuring
that's some decent frw and fcr for lvl 19 :')
Haha yes, feels OP as fuck :D
IgNoble for you! ;)
Good content, well done bro!
Cheers mate! :)
Ok but can this bug be re-triggered? I didn't knew this before and i am on Hell Act V. Can i trigger the bug now?
No, the bug cannot be re-triggered. You either have it or not. But the data shown herein gives you an easy comparison to check if you triggered it or not :) most likely you did, it is kinda hard to avoid :P
I just did my second kill and literally no items droped.. ;) does glitch andy drop gold coins ? I did 5 runs and only saw rare items and maybe some gold coins.
Yes.Potions ,keys etc. Normal non buged can have 18% chance for non drop.
Hello can you help me? I've started the new season last weekend, Idont remember if i did it on Normal difficulty, however I gonna do this on nightmare. If i didnt bug my andy normal, will it work on nightmare?
It works for every difficulty separately, yes. No idea about multiplayer though, as that treats sessions in a different way that multiplayer :) you'll find out I guess!
what happens if you bugged andariel in classic and convert the char? still bugged?
haha no idea if the bug even existed in pre-LoD :) so I can't answer.
Good stuff thanks for the video!
Cheers mate :)
I'm confused on how to activate every other video/website says use quest to and only talk to warriv and save and quit. Help??
Have a read of the pinned comment by myself.
does it only work in Single Player or also closed bnet?
Only ever tried it in SP, I would assume it works the same way on bnet if you're the one creating the game, because that transfers your current quest status to the game you're in.
Question; can you bug Andariel on nightmare and hell?
Also if you keep going, lets say to act 3 can you come back and keep doing andy runs?
Yes, this applies to all difficulties.
Yes, once bugged - always bugged. Don't know about multiplayer though, I assume it doesn't work there, but haven't tried.
@@KillrobPlays thanks for the quick reply on a 1 year old video.
Btw i subbed.
So to make it clear, i can rush to hell ball and after keep doing andy forever, as long as i take a portal. Talk to warriv and" go to east"?
That would be correct!
@@KillrobPlays I can help you with that question. Yes, Andariel is bugged in multiplayer if your character is the one that creates the game, because it is your characters sheet that had Andariel bugged. Have helped some ppl doing bugged runs in Normal and Nightmare to get them better gear, therefor I know that it works.
My record is on Nightmare, 3 unique 1 rare and 1 set item in Nightmare when I created bugged run with a higher MF at 300%. That she would not drop unbugged.
No drops at all from normal bugged Andarial? thats funny :D but what about the other day when i did the first kill on Durial in hell mode on my assassin and he dropped …. 6 scrolls of teleport (only)
The teleport scroll thing is a meme I've heard about ;) possible theoretically, but I would never believe you that hehe it is way too unlikely.
@@KillrobPlays Damn didnt know about the meme. And if its so unlikely as you say i consider it as a rare drop :D
does using /players8 command effect bugged andariel drops?
I would think it affects her drops just the same way as other boss drops.
Well 99 runs is not that much to tell a difference. A bot on hell difficulty with 10000 runs should show statistically much more relevant results. And results that actually matter for item runs. Nobody runs Andariel on normal...
Not true. With the differences big enough the statistical significance is high, which is the case here. You need more than 30-ish runs (with drops every time) to get a Gaussian distribution and make the results significant. In this case it is shown beyond the 5-sigma confidence level I'm pretty sure. Not for uniques and sets mind you, but in general for there being a statistically significant difference.
5 sigma? Are you willing to put your channel's credibility on the line by assuming that 1 in 3.5 million didn't happen? :)
Somebody call Dbrunski.
is this happen in patch 1.14d???
Yes, that is the patch I'm playing!
I was pretty sure you had to use the portal that spawns after you kill andrial
I tried messing it up that way, still bugged her... talked to everyone in town, went around in act 2 and talked to everyone, still bugged her.
Good to know!
when you log in clikc enter and type in /players 8
3:25 does open wounds work with aura damage?
I don't think so, no!
but the question is:
how does it work with mf ?
im running bugged andy hell with 300% mf and i feel like she should drop way more stuff ?
if feel like bugged andy is not affected by mf or somehting ?
so maybe its better with mf to run non bugged ? im confused.
MF just improves your drops, it works with both bugged and non-bugged Andy as you'd expect, on any difficulty level. You're maybe just expecting too much or somehow didn't bug her? :) But that would be easy to see by looking at what she drops (gold, scrolls).
@@KillrobPlays does she drop that much less than meph? when i see ppl mepping they almost always drop like one set once unique, im running her with almost 300 mf and she bearly drops anything :/
@@lolleonlolable So are you sure you bugged her? If yes, then it is your perception that is skewed. :) Mephisto is in general a better target to run for sure.
bugged version? how? xD
By going east after killing Andariel for the first time, that's how. Then she's bugged forever.
Nice video!
I used to do Andariel runs every playthrough and then Mephisto runs to try and get sigons belt boots and gloves for melee characters.
When I heard about this bug recently I was kind of bummed and thought I'd been missing out all that time; thanks for the clarification that by default the bug is usually activated.
Yes, I was worried too, which is why I went on this investigation :D cheers!
Liked for 'nothing-burgers'
ty very much!!!
dude, this is crazy, but it doesn't work for me (1.14d patch)
So how do you know it doesn't work? :)
well, i've talked to Warriv right after killing Andariel and then opened a quest tab and quest was marked as completed. I've also tried these other actions, like going east, talking to everyone there and so on. To my understanding it's that an actual quest should stay unfinished? Thanks for replying btw
No, the quest does not stay as unfinished :) you have triggered the bug, that is why I was asking, you misunderstood what to look for. The only difference you see is in what is being dropped, other than that it looks completely normal.
just checked drops a couple of times and it looks like you're right! Thanks a lot!
Does it work on nightmare and hell?
Sure does!
I had burger king last night, ill make u a drop diary to if you want
I only take XXL sized diary dumps!
How can you tell when weather she`s bugged or not?
If she ever drops piles of money or potions you know you failed to bug her :)
Thank you.
Does this work on Nightmare/players=8 to get tons of SOJ's?
It works on all difficulties and player settings, although I'd suggest to keep it low players when the bug is on. :)
KillrobPlays this is SP only?
Huh, good question, no idea actually, as I don't play multiplayer. It is a little different as each time you play the game is reset. I mean you could give it a try in normal difficulty, see if you can manage to bug her or not :) with the stats in this video it should be reasonably easy to figure out which state you're in. Cheers!
Am I the only one that like firewall over fireball?
Ah, okay, is this the door out? I see myself out, thank you ...
Firewall would be great if there were more doors that can't be opened along with bars on either side keeping the enemies out. :P
@@KillrobPlays But it is kind of cool on the open field when you put out a firewall on your side just to see it rip thru the hordes and scorch them as they have to hunt you :)
@@Aracne80 Sure does, requires some good movement :)
why 99 runes and not 100
So to not only trigger the Andariel bug but also trigger those with OCD.
Triggered yet? I thought so.
haha exactly! :D The OCD triggering is always fun! "Hnnngg just one more run to make it a nice nuuuumber". Cheers guys!
3:50 you said glegclaw lol
Carsaras Iron Hear?
What the holy shit is that?
Funktioniert das auch In hölle?
Yes! Funktioniert in allen Schwierigkeitsgraden.
why do this when u can just hack it
Why work when you can just steal it?
Why care about anything when you don't have to?
Important questions for sure, I don't have an answer for you.
If she was bugged, then she will never drop any gold.
Lol just realised your a classic player lol not LOD if I come back I'll play classic
I played both for the channel as I have the classic V1.0 without any patches :) pretty interesting!
is this already patched?
I was playing the latest version when making the video, so you can check if this has been addressed in any potential patches that may have come out since :)
@@KillrobPlaysthank you
Andy bug for life!
why is hillary there wtf LOL
:P You'd see if you google "Hillary Clinton What difference does it make"
Seems like it isnt worth it
If you want to find SoJs then it certainly is a necessity though.
Is your accent fake? Like it sounds all over the place
It is all over the place because I have been all over the place: native German, lived in Sweden for 11 years, taught (in English) at university, worked at an international lab for 5 years, worked with two Australians for 5 years and still do today. So nothing fake about the accent, just a funny mix.
KillrobPlays sehr interessanter Werdegang
Good job
do you speak to everyone like you do in this video? just trying to imagine you talking to the police after an incident.
This is just how I speak when doing a scripted video, my normal Let's Play's are closer to what I normally sound like :P
@@KillrobPlays righto
Lmao I love the pic of Andy and Hillary Clinton perfect fit
xD yeah, "what difference does it make?!" famous line, fitting with some of the prime evils in the background.
normal runs.... at lvl 19.... shame on u
For efficiency reasons, you might be missing the point of the video xD
Two runewards dropped for me first time I killed her
perhaps never triggerid it, aways had a portal created
The portal is irrelevant to triggering it.
Nice!
BUT, how about hell? whos cares about normal :D
It is applicable for ALL difficulties, that is why I did it for Normal.
I love your voice ahah.
Who cares about normal difficulty... -.-
No one, and that isn't what the video is about in case you had not noticed :P this effect is the same on all difficulties.
I’m doin it! I’m really doin it!!
........sectually ;)
99 times is not a good sample size. You should have read about the Gamblers Fallacy before making this video. The preferred sample size when testing probability is upwards of 10,000 to 100,000 iterations. As an actual game developer, I always test my probability and loot tables with 100,000 iterations. Granted I can run this in less than a second, and it would take you exponentially longer to actually do 100k Andariel runs, I just wanted you to know that your results are going to be skewed due to the low sample size. Any numbers or results you come up with are going to be completely meaningless.
Edit:
6:52
Like I said, these numbers are completely meaningless.
KillrobPlays
I wasn't trying to be an ass, I was just pointing out what I've learned via my education in the gaming industry. If you're going to turn helpful and positive feedback into flinging feces around, then consider this conversation over with. I was actually very interested in your video, and I even read my post back just to make sure that it wasn't coming off as being irreverent, which I don't think it was. It seems to me that you're incapable of accepting positive feedback; which I was merely relaying to you for the betterment of your channel. Do you not care about your content? I apologize if I offended you, because that was not my intention.
However, everything that I have stated here is indeed accurate, and I'm not pulling credentials out of my ass; I really am a game developer. I worked on the original Syphon Filter games (the first 2), and Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow, and Chaos Theory. I currently work for Cerner developing database mechanisms for their consumers. Again, this was not my attempt to "compare the size of my dick", as you so eloquently put, I was just attempting to show validation in what I was about to tell you. Maybe I should have added more clarity.
Regardless of how you respond, I appreciate your time.
There were two problems with your post that made it seem ignorant and hostile to me:
First is saying that what someone does is meaningless is very poor feedback unless you know for a fact what the person wants to achieve (for instance by asking them first). You know that from experience I'm sure.
Second is that you actually are wrong, the difference in drops being due to statistical fluctuation would be a 12 sigma event for the rares. 5 sigma would mean 99.99994% confidence that the experiment has shown an actual difference between the test cases (the highest scientific standard to pass for experiments, if I remember correctly) - and we have 12 sigma, that is beyond any shadow of a doubt. The sets and uniques clear by only 1 sigma or slightly more though, so I would never say their differences are resolved, there is not enough statistics to make that claim here, but still it basically means that with around 70% confidence we can say that we have shown a difference in drop rate for those, too.
I reacted to you pointing out that you are a game dev because that is irrelevant to the argument, just as it is irrelevant that I'm a PhD in experimental nuclear physics. Maths don't care, and if you need those qualifiers to make people believe you, maybe you shouldn't. Good and accurate arguments stand for themselves... I know I have fallen for that myself many times and had to eat big slices of humble pie.
No apology needed! I quite enjoy the more ... vigorous exchanges ;-)
Cheers
KillrobPlays
I'm not going to argue with you. However, if you have Visual Studio and brief knowledge of C#, I would be very happy to write you up a very quick demonstration showing Loot Tables, and even provide a way for you to execute them 100k times, and print the results. I already have the code written in my current project, so all it's going to require is for me to rip it out into a separate solution for you. You can see yourself then how skewed results can be with the incorrect number of sample sizes. It's up to you.
Thanks for the offer, I'm currently working on writing a Countess Run Simulator (series on this channel) for which I had to learn how loot tables work, etc. So I'm aware. Doesn't change anything about what was said above though. You haven't eaten your humble pie yet (not addressed where you are misguided), so indeed I'm not going to argue with you further. Best of success with your project! Cheers!
KillrobPlays
I could see some loot table code as being a good addition to that. More of a visual representation of what you're going to be discussing. If you change your mind, just let me know. I can probably throw it all together in about an hour or so. I'm not sure why you're saying I'm not being humble though, I'm pretty sure I've remained calm throughout this entire ordeal...but it's irrelevant. Have a great day; just shoot me a message if you change your mind!
war*iv
do this in hell or nm
you missed the point :) this works the same way in NM and H, hence the principle would be the exact same.
@@KillrobPlays not a lot drops off andariel in normal so you missed my point.
Getting stuff is not the point of the video :P
@@KillrobPlays you're still missing the point of my comment. just forget it.
Hehe nah mate, I'm not missing the point, we just have different opinions on what makes it interesting :) and that is fair enough.
Hey man, just as a heads up, you spent two minutes just talking at the beginning, very boring.
Heads up, if 2 min of talking is not your thing, then my channel is not for you :P hence: thanks for the warning, I know, and I won't change it one bit.
Stop talking so weirdly, just narrate normally