Assalmualaikum I'm from jammu and kashmir humara pas sub kuch hai aur hum bhoat khush hain ya log pakistani sub bakwas karta hain hum indian hain aur inadia ka sat reha gha Hum sub Araam sa Namaz bi parta hain pakistanio apna Mulk ka bara ma socho aur beek mat maango bakhari hain sub Pakistani india ka bara ma asa mat bolo I love My India jai Hind jai Bharat ❤❤❤❤
I went to kashmir three year back, and i must say it is a heaven on earth. I just meet one guy that said me never come to visit again and I replied him kashmir is not your father property. Except this, everything else was really good , people are lovely and helpful
@sayedrehan5696,How can India buy the UN .China is the driving force in the UN y its foreign aid policy.I agree with you though that any UN resolution cannot be implemented.Lets assume India agrees to the resolution and have a plebiscite.First there There are the requirements that both country have to follow.But how will Pakistan bring to the table that part of POK/ Azad Kashmir that it have naively gifted to China.But it won’t come to that because Pakistan jumped the gun and invaded the Princely States of zj&k as well as Golgotha Baltistan.That stupidity by Pakistan forced the hand of Hari Singh and he signed the instrument of accession which cannot be undone and Indian troops drove the Pakistani proxies to today’s LOC.That mistake by Pakistan forced the zmaharajahwho wanted to be Neutral and DID sign standstill agreement with Pakistan and India That blunder by Pakistan led to Hari Singh signing the instruments of accession to India and Pakistan will continue barking about Kashmir like a stuck record but the law is the law andPakistan can go to ICJ and they won’t be entertained as India have the paper trail .In the business of legal niceties if you can’t evidenced the paper work it didn’t happen and it have no claim and losing four wars after that with India ,wars that were started by Pakistanit tell you about the calibre of your army a bunch of parasites that have hollowed Pakistan from the inside all the top brass with dual citizenship and none when retired are living in Pakistan but they live in the UK,Canada,Dubai and US, with big property portfolio abroad and even more recently one of them owning the franchise of a Canadian pizza chain on the salary of an army brass in Pakistani rupees.Shouldnt the people of Pakistan bring them in for questioning ? .But Pakistanis can’t do that because you’ve been brainwashed from an early aged sexually abused in the Madrassahs by illiterate Mullahs and you are all conditioned and all they do whilst robbing the country blind is whisper in your ears zKadhmir and zHindu Dushman and you are all in a trance state.Tell me I’m wrong
Pakistan be like.: G phate to phate par Navabi na ghate. Indian payment media.: Google pay, phone pay, paytm, WhatsApp, etc etc. Pakistan Payment Method.: G-Pay. 😂..
You studied only geography but i stayed in geography for 45 years brother come out from the well and we will live together in this beautiful world and sometimes we will visit geography too.If educated Pakistani knowledge and mind set are like this then what the about others who are uneducated, I am also uneducated i studies only up to seven standard but even I can't beat them in foolishness and shamefulness anyway love you and may God guide you and protect you every steps our Indian radar Alok Sir, Bharat Mata ki jai, Jay Hind.
*_Sir_* _Please request to Kashmiri people to install a live cameras and connect to TH-cam live around Masjids , so that not only Pakistani citizens entire world can see what is happening in Kashmir ._
Haven't come across this kind of comedy show before. Hypocrisy ki to ek hadd bhi hoti hai suna tha, Zahalat ki koi hadd nahi hain yeh aaj dekhne ko mila. Kudos to the blogger on finding out this lunatic.
India madad karne wala kab tha ki ab madad karega. Mai ek aur baat kahna chahta hun ki jaise pok wale azaad hai lekin khane ke liye chize nhi hai , usi tarah pakistani bhi bole ki ham sirf azaan padh ke kaam chala lenge aap IMF se loan mat le. Ye point bhi boliyega Alok sir
*Jis Desh Ka Teacher Esa Hoga*
*Wo Desh Kabhi Tarakki Nahi Kar Skta* 👏🏻👌🏻
Padhega India toh badhega India ❤. Aur anpadh rahega Pakistan toh khush rahega hindustan❤
Assalmualaikum I'm from jammu and kashmir humara pas sub kuch hai aur hum bhoat khush hain ya log pakistani sub bakwas karta hain hum indian hain aur inadia ka sat reha gha Hum sub Araam sa Namaz bi parta hain pakistanio apna Mulk ka bara ma socho aur beek mat maango bakhari hain sub Pakistani india ka bara ma asa mat bolo I love My India jai Hind jai Bharat ❤❤❤❤
😉😉😁🤣bro warna gareeb ho jaata pak mein china ka dalal hai yeh ughurs ko nhi bolta india mein bolenga
"75 saalon se churan rahe hain chaat,
India ki nafrat mein khadi ho gai khat"😀
कश्मीर में दम है तभी तो हिंदुस्तान में हम हैं।❤
Ulta likh diya apny
हमेशा चिंता होती है कहीं ये "चपटी" दुनिया के प्राणी खतम ना हो जाए 😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂..
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
पाकिस्तानी टीचर ऐंसे हो तो इनके पढाए हुये विद्यार्थी फिर कैसी होगी?😂😂😂
जहलिएत का कोई कमी नहीं
*Declare Educational Emergency In Pakistan And Immediately Suspend This Kind Of Teachers*
Suspend karne wale bhi aise hi hai, religios zombies
Intelligent Teacher good news for India
For sure 😂
😂😂😂
*Teacher Nahi Ye Teacher Ke*
*Name Pe Dhabba Hai* 🤣😂🤣😂
दोज़ख में जायेंगे नहीं दोज़ख में हैं अभी.. पापीस्तान दोज़ख से कम है क्या 🤣🤣🤣
Sir aisi hi video laaya kre
Dekhne m bda mja aata h
Ye alag hi duniya m rahte h 😂😂
Comedy Never Ends in Pakistan 🤣😆😆
I went to kashmir three year back, and i must say it is a heaven on earth. I just meet one guy that said me never come to visit again and I replied him kashmir is not your father property. Except this, everything else was really good , people are lovely and helpful
भैया मै तो कहता हु की ये पाकिस्तनी इस गृह के नही है या फिर पाकिस्तान इस गृह का हिस्सा नही हैं😅😅😅😅
Dusra Gola say tapke hai bhaiya. Sasta Nasha
😆
Tere Hindi likhne me गृह और ग्रह में अंतर होता है।।
Jabardast counting Nimra👍🔥
Chacha ko Oxford University me hona chahiye😅😅😅
जय हिंद जय भारत वंदे मातरम्
Ek Din Balochistan Azad Hoga Inshallah 😢😢
Masala😂😂😂
Good teacher, Aisa Hi teacher ka Pakistan ko jarurat hai.
लोग तो हंसेंगे पाकिस्तान पैदा ही हंसाने की लिये हुआ है।
Pakistan ki tarakki me in jaise logo ka hi haath hai😂😂😂😂😂
Baat to sahi ki Pakistani jab jab rote hai to Dil khush ho jata hai 😂
Teacher nahi Leachad hai
4:38 ye banda har Ghar me aya hai Kashmir me...😂😂😂
Sir koi fayeda nahi inn log ko UN ka resolution dikhayenge toh bolenge India ne kharida hua hai UN ko😂😂😂
Nahi manenge ye log
@sayedrehan5696,How can India buy the UN .China is the driving force in the UN y its foreign aid policy.I agree with you though that any UN resolution cannot be implemented.Lets assume India agrees to the resolution and have a plebiscite.First there There are the requirements that both country have to follow.But how will Pakistan bring to the table that part of POK/ Azad Kashmir that it have naively gifted to China.But it won’t come to that because Pakistan jumped the gun and invaded the Princely States of zj&k as well as Golgotha Baltistan.That stupidity by Pakistan forced the hand of Hari Singh and he signed the instrument of accession which cannot be undone and Indian troops drove the Pakistani proxies to today’s LOC.That mistake by Pakistan forced the zmaharajahwho wanted to be Neutral and DID sign standstill agreement with Pakistan and India That blunder by Pakistan led to Hari Singh signing the instruments of accession to India and Pakistan will continue barking about Kashmir like a stuck record but the law is the law andPakistan can go to ICJ and they won’t be entertained as India have the paper trail .In the business of legal niceties if you can’t evidenced the paper work it didn’t happen and it have no claim and losing four wars after that with India ,wars that were started by Pakistanit tell you about the calibre of your army a bunch of parasites that have hollowed Pakistan from the inside all the top brass with dual citizenship and none when retired are living in Pakistan but they live in the UK,Canada,Dubai and US, with big property portfolio abroad and even more recently one of them owning the franchise of a Canadian pizza chain on the salary of an army brass in Pakistani rupees.Shouldnt the people of Pakistan bring them in for questioning ? .But Pakistanis can’t do that because you’ve been brainwashed from an early aged sexually abused in the Madrassahs by illiterate Mullahs and you are all conditioned and all they do whilst robbing the country blind is whisper in your ears zKadhmir and zHindu Dushman and you are all in a trance state.Tell me I’m wrong
Jay Hind 🇮🇳
Very good job when Pakistani crying like this man but India must not allow any relation with Pakistan
I want every pakistani teachers to be like him.
Aacha huwa inko alag karke 😂 Pakistan bana diya
Gazab ke Zahil teacher he bhai😲🤭🤣🤣🤣
Currently for me the best source of comedy and uncontrollable laughter is the history of Pakistan and the current mind-set of most Pakistanis.
Pakistan be like.: G phate to phate par Navabi na ghate.
Indian payment media.: Google pay, phone pay, paytm, WhatsApp, etc etc.
Pakistan Payment Method.: G-Pay. 😂..
😂
Aisa banda padhayega to bache kyahi sikhenge
Salute on ur challenge to Pak🎉🎉❤Mumbai-India
Hai re ye julm itna julm modi ji oye hoye ye chor ucchake pagal padosi hame hi Milne the hai Bhagvan
A victim of false narrative
Medicine main number one hai Pakistan, tabhi to aisa chran bana kar inhein khila raha hai😂😂😂
No, they’re intentional in their ways. The false narrative is the aftermath.
All of Pakistan just feel entitlement..full of inferior complex ..papa ki pari types 😂
My🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🥰❤️😂😭😀🤗🤣🇮🇳
Alok Bhai aise anpar beimaan, bevkoof log mene Kahi Nahi dekhe puri dunyian ghoom layi
Sahil bhai sahi bolte hain yeh sab dimagi apang hote hain😂
Yeh Chhati peetna dekhke uncle ka bohaaaat mazza aya. Neend achhi ayegi
Atal bihari vajpay +Modi ji jai ho
Meri kismat h mei indian hu
or aaj ye bolne mujhe garv he❤❤
Best dialogue Paijama mei raho nara maat kholo Wah Alok Sir Wah.
Absolutely right 😂
Jo aapna root, culture ko bhul gaya, vo duniya se mit jayega.
Bohot badhiya bhagwan kre Pakistan k saare teachers aise hi ho aage Chalke. Koi Yudh ki zaroorat hi nhi padegi, ye apne ap tabah ho jayenge 😂😂😂😂
एक किताब दुनिया में जहालत ही नहीं आतन्कबाद भी फैला रही हैं
12%कश्मीर तो क्या ये डॉलर के लिए अपनी माँ बहन बहू बेटिया सब देदे चाइना को 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mazedar comedy
Thank you so much sir aapne mere request par is video me reaction diya.
Another learned person of Pakistan who is a comedian. I have laughed so much at this scholars comments.
अलग ही लेवल के नशे हैं इनके 😂😂
When student study ABCD in class 8 what you expect
Our 12 class student comparison enough for Pakistani graduation student
Nimra, ese jahilo ko turant saboot dijiye taki sab ke samne expose ho jae.
Sar ji badayun ki khabar per aap kya kahana chahte ho Aaj Dil bahut ro Raha Hai
Chapti dunia ka momin 😅😅😅
Agar Naila ny abi Bola k India Chand py gia to qasam sy boly ga k me be Chand India sy pehly gia hon 😂😂😂😂
વા વા આલોક ભાઇ વા 🎉🎉🎉🎉
झूठा है सला खुद को टीचर कहता है
ये मौलवी है जो शिक्षक के भेष में घूम रहा है,
इसका काम सिर्फ रेडकालाइजेशन फैलाना है।
Nab one jahil teacher kuch pta isko Nimra ji salute hai aapko because this is fact gd counter Nimra. Jai hind jai Bharat
और आज वापस कपिल शर्मा शो खतरे में आ गया हैं.... 😱
Usko Sony chhodke Netflix mein aana pad Raha hai just because of porkis😂😂
You studied only geography but i stayed in geography for 45 years brother come out from the well and we will live together in this beautiful world and sometimes we will visit geography too.If educated Pakistani knowledge and mind set are like this then what the about others who are uneducated, I am also uneducated i studies only up to seven standard but even I can't beat them in foolishness and shamefulness anyway love you and may God guide you and protect you every steps our Indian radar Alok Sir, Bharat Mata ki jai, Jay Hind.
Nimra said' mujhe sikhao, vaise bhi mein padhi likhi nai hoon' 😂. Killer dialogue.
Talking to these people is like talking to 5kids at once all over everywhere and Don’t know anything.He is PHd.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ye log Zahilo ke duniya se he🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆Alok sir😄🤩
Aise teacher hai to Pakistan ka iswar hi Malik hai.....
❤ 24 imandar Indian tiger 🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯 pm Modi g jindabad hindostan jindabad Afghanistan jindabad TTP jindabad ❤❤
इन से पूछो अटैकर कब्जा करता है या डिफेंटर कब्जा करता है।
Happy Birthday tu u Pakistan 1947
Pakistan Me Aise Aise Log Bhare Pade hue Hai ki Yakin hi Nahi Hota Hai ,Kitane Salonse Ek Hi Rapptt Lagai Hai "Hamare Kashmir pe Julm Ho raha Hai"
Ram Ram Alok Bhai
Yeh log subah shaam nafrat aur jehad ka nasha karate hai
Ham logo ka lea hamara hero mahan ha 🇮🇳🙏
India ke kashmir mein bhi inflation aur unemployment peak par hain.
Alok ji. Woh bacchon ko muh nahi dikha sakta.. Kyunki uske bachhe yahaan rehte hai. 😂😂
India ke class 3 ke bachha inse educated hai. How can this person be a teacher?
This is only possible in Pakistan.
Jai hind
Pakistan aise hi comedian peda krte raho😂😂😂
12:27 chori pakdi gayi to ab jalebiya bana raha hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love you Alok Bhai from Jammu ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ 1millon tak full sports
*_Sir_*
_Please request to Kashmiri people to install a live cameras and connect to TH-cam live around Masjids , so that not only Pakistani citizens entire world can see what is happening in Kashmir ._
Whenever i feel bored i watched your channel sir and really you beat up the show of kapil sharma😂😂 Pakistan 🇵🇰 sach main😂😂😂
Relax guys....chips mang rha hai😂
आस्मानी 'किताब की आयते दिमाग मे लेते है फिर सोचते कम है और ऐसे हो जाते है...😂😂😂😂
Yaar CAA lagao aur India ke muslims ko Pakistan ki free citizenship de do. Itna hi ang vishesh mai dard ho raha hai to.
गज़ब है बस एक ही चीज ये रोज लेते है - *बाबाजी की बूटी*
Waah Alok sir 🤩aise hi dikhate raho...cutt gayi 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤗
Ye log kahin p bhi ho .... aise hi hote h
@20:02 “Hum to ___ person hai”
Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bohot hi jald history me ek or baat phadhi jaye gi, ek Pakistan tha 😂😂😂😂
Haven't come across this kind of comedy show before. Hypocrisy ki to ek hadd bhi hoti hai suna tha, Zahalat ki koi hadd nahi hain yeh aaj dekhne ko mila. Kudos to the blogger on finding out this lunatic.
Nimra : Mere paas toh Intehai ghatiya knowledge hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:09 केसे धीरे से और डर के मारे बोल रहा है 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ऐसा इसलिए के इसको पता है के इसने जो भी बोला है जूठ बोला है.
Koi itna zahil kaise ho sakta hai Isi liye Pakistan ka yeah hall hai kyu ki Pakistan ke teacher ese hai to student kaise hoge
Mujhe iss pakistani ko dekh k gussa nahi daya ati hai. Ye logon ko pata nahi inka ending kya hoga.
👏🏼 I love it the way you give the answer 👍 Mr Aloke ! Very good Nimra ur awesome
इसकी हिस्ट्री किशन लाल है। किशन लाल राम लाल इनके पूर्वज हैं।
He was a teacher sir, this was his knowledge.... 😅😅😅 good
समझ नही आता कॉमेडी किंग किसको माणु पाकिस्तानियों को या पप्पू को😂😂
Ya Allha aise teacher se Pakistan ko bachaaye😂😂😂😂😂
This beggar's will never change that's why modi ji and people of india don't need to talk to them 😂😂
India madad karne wala kab tha ki ab madad karega. Mai ek aur baat kahna chahta hun ki jaise pok wale azaad hai lekin khane ke liye chize nhi hai , usi tarah pakistani bhi bole ki ham sirf azaan padh ke kaam chala lenge aap IMF se loan mat le. Ye point bhi boliyega Alok sir