I still can't get over Elias' slow transformation into a Christian death metal fan. I lost it when he wore all that face paint to look like king diamond from merciful fate.(an alleged satanic band).
One of the many reasons I stopped being a christian. When an actual Christian band makes it into mainstream the first to hate them are christians. They just attack and attack like women.
Did you watch the movie? He wasn't a Christian death metal fan. He renounced Christianity for Satanism after Randall recovered and then spent the movie cycling through all the alleged satanic imagery stereotypes and icons. How did you get this confused?.. it's heavily showcased in the movie.
@@deadpuddle86- They're so bad at being Satanists though...they're like a lifelong Christian's idea of what a Satanist should be, lol! Characters like Jay, Silent Bob, and Randal are more like what actual Satanists are like... 😆
You could say I'm like Randall when I meet a guy who says any other fighting game's better than Mortal Kombat and I shoot my own mouth off proving MK's superiority!
@@tcdahn7 I've actually seen this whole movie on vodesy movies but I didn't like the third act I didn't like Randall in it I should have probably been more specific with the comment I wrote I meant to say for now on when I watch this film I'm only going to watch the first 12 and 1/2 minutes of it because I don't like the third act or the way it ends.
@@art23428 people do care about my opinion, you're just a remaining Kevin Smith fanboy who's just trying to defend this film just because it's made by Kevin Smith even though it's bad mean-spirited and unfunny and don't call me little baby I am not a baby.
@@598superchris- You have a point, the movie gets pretty depressing at times...but that's still no excuse to pirate it on Vagtastic Voyage or whatever site you're watching it on.
Elais is making a comprehensible point about true religion and false religion. The true religion that’s based on Jehovah’s thoughts and tell the absolute truth about Jehovah and Jesus. Why did Jesus came down to earth and walked hundreds of miles on the dusty road? Who are the Fourth Gospels? And the false religion , that will take you on destructed road, forsaking Jehovah’s love and trust, follow the Devil’s playbook that involves five mortal sins. Lie,cheat,steal,kill and committed adultery.
Wow, awful……… Clerks was his only true good movie. Every other movie was like crack, just kept chasing that first high but it’s never as good as the first. Clerks II was barely watchable. Yeah it had a few funny parts but otherwise, c’mon…….this tubby Elias character was atrocious… The only good part of III was when Dante died, knowing I’ll never have to see that character again! Still gave ya a thumbs up though, thanks for posting. Toots!
Yeah, Elias was pure cringe. His over-acting in the hospital scene was so embarrassing. It was ok during Clerks 2, but now u are a 40 year old that's turning into a toad! Elias alone nearly ruined the movie for me.
Elias was the best character in the second movie,Randal is an asshole. In this scene Randal got what he deserved. Dante is the one that deserved to live not Randal,Dante is the best character besides Elias.
@@nick56677 I agree but at the same time there's even a song that says don't I make you cringe so I guess that's the sign of the times the way of the times but it's not good!
0:51 Randal's giggle
So cute
0:48 No surprise that Mewes’s daughter would laugh at that.
🎵Grandma what was it like
To be on that holiday site
Let me help you outta that chair, Grandma...🎵
I still can't get over Elias' slow transformation into a Christian death metal fan. I lost it when he wore all that face paint to look like king diamond from merciful fate.(an alleged satanic band).
One of the many reasons I stopped being a christian. When an actual Christian band makes it into mainstream the first to hate them are christians. They just attack and attack like women.
Did you watch the movie? He wasn't a Christian death metal fan. He renounced Christianity for Satanism after Randall recovered and then spent the movie cycling through all the alleged satanic imagery stereotypes and icons. How did you get this confused?.. it's heavily showcased in the movie.
Not "alleged", King Diamond is in fact a Satanist. 🤘
@@deadpuddle86- They're so bad at being Satanists though...they're like a lifelong Christian's idea of what a Satanist should be, lol! Characters like Jay, Silent Bob, and Randal are more like what actual Satanists are like... 😆
@@deadpuddle86He even outright says he is a Satanist.
Randal never changes
That's what makes him suck in this movie.
Just watched the movie and every time Elias Said But Thief it seemed to me he was saying BUTT Thief. Like Pillow Pants, and Listerfiend from Clerks 2
I like the Cheeri-EH's and Pucky Charms boxes in the background on the shelf.
1:23 is probably the only thing i agree with randall on.
You could say I'm like Randall when I meet a guy who says any other fighting game's better than Mortal Kombat and I shoot my own mouth off proving MK's superiority!
this feels like a commercial
I still fly kites...I'd buy one.
I'd buy one with King Diamond on it... 🤘
Love this movie
One of the best scenes of the film I watched this movie on vodesy movies and I turn it off 12 and 1/2 minutes in.
You missed it then.
@@tcdahn7 I've actually seen this whole movie on vodesy movies but I didn't like the third act I didn't like Randall in it I should have probably been more specific with the comment I wrote I meant to say for now on when I watch this film I'm only going to watch the first 12 and 1/2 minutes of it because I don't like the third act or the way it ends.
@@598superchris nobody cares if you did or not cry about it little baby
@@art23428 people do care about my opinion, you're just a remaining Kevin Smith fanboy who's just trying to defend this film just because it's made by Kevin Smith even though it's bad mean-spirited and unfunny and don't call me little baby I am not a baby.
@@598superchris- You have a point, the movie gets pretty depressing at times...but that's still no excuse to pirate it on Vagtastic Voyage or whatever site you're watching it on.
Elais is making a comprehensible point about true religion and false religion. The true religion that’s based on Jehovah’s thoughts and tell the absolute truth about Jehovah and Jesus. Why did Jesus came down to earth and walked hundreds of miles on the dusty road? Who are the Fourth Gospels? And the false religion , that will take you on destructed road, forsaking Jehovah’s love and trust, follow the Devil’s playbook that involves five mortal sins. Lie,cheat,steal,kill and committed adultery.
@MARCVS ANTONIVS let’s agree to disagree
@MARCVS ANTONIVS I prefer Kunta Kinte.
What’s a “Butt Thief?” 😂😂😂
What are butt thieves
1:17
Wow, awful………
Clerks was his only true good movie. Every other movie was like crack, just kept chasing that first high but it’s never as good as the first.
Clerks II was barely watchable. Yeah it had a few funny parts but otherwise, c’mon…….this tubby Elias character was atrocious…
The only good part of III was when Dante died, knowing I’ll never have to see that character again!
Still gave ya a thumbs up though, thanks for posting. Toots!
Yeah, Elias was pure cringe. His over-acting in the hospital scene was so embarrassing. It was ok during Clerks 2, but now u are a 40 year old that's turning into a toad! Elias alone nearly ruined the movie for me.
@@nick56677 did ya ever see Now You Know? Jeff directed that one.
Elias was the best character in the second movie,Randal is an asshole. In this scene Randal got what he deserved. Dante is the one that deserved to live not Randal,Dante is the best character besides Elias.
@@nick56677 Elias is awesome! Randall is cringe!
@@nick56677 I agree but at the same time there's even a song that says don't I make you cringe so I guess that's the sign of the times the way of the times but it's not good!
I didn't realize they filmed this movie inside a tin can.