I initially made this video as a little joke for some mutuals who also like Will Wood,, I never expected to get 3k+ views on it,, thank you all so much!! :))
This is great but after 2012 of course comes hand me my shovel I’m going in, cotards solution is the second to the last in the album (That’s just my head cannon of it lol)
@@dante1706 thank you!! i really didn’t want to have to lock my whole channel but better safe that sorry. i think everything will work out, it seems as though it has so far so at least that’s good 👀👀
The only way this experience can be described is like you’re going down the stairs but on the first flight you trip and begin falling and you keep gaining speed as you barrel towards the bottom until you achieve terminal velocity and break your neck
@@krazykatedraws1145 at one point I forgot unus annus existed and questioned why everyone was saying momento mori in the comments of people that had the pfp
I was starting to wonder what applied as "screaming" in this, as sometimes it wouldn't speed up when Will raised his vocals pretty high But then I heard Cotard Then I understood.
I put this on in the background while I cleaned my room and forgot what it was and when it started speeding up i thought I'd finally lost my last scrap of sanity
NOW WITH MY MORAL COMPASS POINTING SOUTH IM GOING DOWN WITH NONONONONONONONO MOMENT SPARED FOR REALITY- *breaks sound barrier* (also love how most of this video is cotards solution)
live commenting: -self is so nice 😌 vibes all around -god i love how fun and mysterious the intro to 2012 is and then it goes into jAzZ land -FUCK -god i can’t understand the words to the verses of 2012 even if they’re not sped up -oH HERE WE GO -the frantic “ba-doops” in the background lol -the instrumental sksjskf -IDONREMEMBER2012 -ok lord that ones over -the intro to cotard’s sounds so nice fast but i know hell is coming soon so i can’t really enjoy it -CHRIST. HELP -there is no solution anymore there is only ctrdsltn -fucking hELL CAPGRAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU -THE SONG WITH FIVE NAMES NOO -hand me my shovel and dr sunshine weren’t even there oh my god -the five seconds of ish didbjfbc
The original album was half an hour- edit: 33 minutes and 20 seconds if my maths is correct lmao edit from 6 months later: I just realized I said maths this is embarrassing
Played a Dr sunshine is dead for my mom, and now I have to show her this to let her see what it's like to indulge in what Will Wood and the Tapeworms is really like
0:00 Self- 2:36 2012 5:54 Cotards solution 7:29 mr capgras encounters a second hand vanity Thank you nightfall for the rest of these 7:44 the song with five names 7:51 hand me my shovel, I’m going in 7:53 dr sunshine is dead 7:56 -ish
as the person who made the video here's some clarity on the rest of the timestamps lmaoo 7:44 The Song With Five Names 7:51 Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! 7:53 Dr. Sunshine is Dead (I think??) 7:56 -ish
I should probably say that I legitimately do not remember anything that happened in 2012, I don’t even remember the “OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA END” stuff. I know that it happened, but I don’t remember it. And I don’t remember anything from before then either. I mean, sure, I was born in 2007, but you’d think I could remember stuff from when I was five
I FORGOT WHAT VIDEO WAS PLAYING AND SINCE I USUALLY LISTEN TO THE LIVE VERSION OF 2012 MY BRAIN JUST WENT "oh 2012's a lot faster than i thought" AND THEN COTARD'S SOLUTION STARTED AND MY BRAIN BROKE
live-blogging me watching this here we go -aw the intro to self- is so good 🥺 -I just get to listen to Self- now! this is so nice -ish- isn’t gonna be this calming, is it? -oh BOY 2012 time -heres comes the fuck -FUCK! -oh I thought that was gonna be a speed up LMAO -NOW WERE JAMMING TO 2012 HELLA -god this song slaps -FIRST SPEED UP HOLY SHIT -OH WE’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND ARE WE -mouthing along to the words is like fighting a MOUNTAIN OX -oh we’re IN IT NOW -OH JESUS YEAH WE’RE JUST SPEEDING -OH NO -oh Christ above what’s Cotard’s Solution gonna be -wait hold up this intro kinda hits -oh I’m just Vibing -OH NO -OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO -I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!! -THIS IS NO LONGER COTARD’S SOLUTION -WHAT SONG ARE WE ON NOW -CAPGRAS WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOU -I GENUENLY have no idea what song we’re on now -ITS OVER -thank god someone put that beast down -christ almighty
Listening to this at 2x speed makes me want to start aggressively eating the ink out of every invisible ink pen I see for the next 67687765 years, and the only way I can describe this is goin into the cupboard for a snack and seeing a box of ur favorite snacks only to open it and seeing a dude but tiny hiding in the box eating the last bag of snacks while yelling at you in a normal tone and speed but eventually getting more aggressive, fast and angry.
I initially made this video as a little joke for some mutuals who also like Will Wood,, I never expected to get 3k+ views on it,, thank you all so much!! :))
Pog
:)
This is great but after 2012 of course comes hand me my shovel I’m going in, cotards solution is the second to the last in the album
(That’s just my head cannon of it lol)
oh shoot hey, i just read the updated description and wish you luck!! i know it can be difficult but stay safe
@@dante1706 thank you!! i really didn’t want to have to lock my whole channel but better safe that sorry. i think everything will work out, it seems as though it has so far so at least that’s good 👀👀
Self-Ish SPEEDRUN 2020 | WORLD RECORD! (Scream Exploit)
Best comment.
Invader Ziiimm
420 Likes!! :))
Early game could def be improved. I think if the rules for the category allowed the FUCK from 2012 we could get 7:3x
Mentally Ill %
The evolution of this video is like finding a little cat in an alley and petting it, then it chases you home and steals your bones
DAMN YOU RIGHT THO-
Seems the feeling really DID follow home
bones bones bones, let me see your bones
Because it's not a cat, it's a bear
BONES?!?!?!
When Cotard’s Solution started playing I knew what was going to go down.
Hi
@@swaggyyoutuber2963 Hello
didnt we all lmao 😭
As soon as I clicked on the video I knew exactly where things would go so wrong. And boy did it go so wrong
i looked at the time and knew what was going to go down mate
when ur just reaching the end of 2012 and the video is almost over: *fear*
when you need to get your daily Self-ish binge in, but you have 8 minutes before class starts
List of songs:
- Self-
- 20¹²
- Ctard's sution
- Cpgrsscndvty
- Hndmemysh
- Tsngwt
- _Dr_
- h
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@@content6907 h
@@jewemoiahboinsuwu708 h
@@crowthyr5884 h
@@pal103 h
The only way this experience can be described is like you’re going down the stairs but on the first flight you trip and begin falling and you keep gaining speed as you barrel towards the bottom until you achieve terminal velocity and break your neck
omori
@@comic_jack.6020 NOOOOO
@@comic_jack.6020 fuck you take my like
@@comic_jack.6020 this is what Mari heard before *it*
@@comic_jack.6020 ahahshshsjs
finally some will wood shitposts 😭
ah yes,
*my favourite album in 7 minutes.*
The best way to consume your music
i love how self is completely normal
calm before the storm
You’ve essentially turned the latter half of the album into the year 2012. A blur indeed.
Nice one
Friend: Hey, do you like nightcore?
Me: Yeah.
momento mori 🤍🖤
@@cryptidseafog applies both to unus annus and the song "momento mori" by Will Wood. It's all coming full circle lads
@@krazykatedraws1145 at one point I forgot unus annus existed and questioned why everyone was saying momento mori in the comments of people that had the pfp
Yo memento mori
@@morganstauter8660 memento mori🖤🤍
I was starting to wonder what applied as "screaming" in this, as sometimes it wouldn't speed up when Will raised his vocals pretty high
But then I heard Cotard
Then I understood.
That was the will wood song I heard i get that
ISH DIDN'T EVEN LAST 5 SECONDS
🤹♀️
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I don’t wanna ruin 666 likes-
🐀
the guy named ish:
i felt actual, genuine fear when Cotard's Solution started playing. i knew it was going to be hellish and i was correct
I'd like but it's on 222 likes and I don't wanna ruin it
YOOO I LOVE YOUR PFP DISMAS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VAST ERROR CHARACTERS!! (also, i was literally thinking the exact same thing LMFAO)
(i also just realized this comment was 2 years ago, god damn. 😨)
@@JesterDoesVoiceOvers thank you! EDOLON PFP SPOTTED 🫵
@@forgbeloathed HECK YEAH!!! :D
what will wood sounds like at normal speed when I'm overstimulated
real(yes i know this is from 3 yrs ago lolz xD)
WAIT THATS WHY I THINK SONGS ARE FASTER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE??.
real
Same
@@Starjellybearwe've been overstimulated our whole life
Cotard’s opening sounds like a nursery rhyme and I’m all for it
@cosmic candy ARE YOU A FAN OF THE ORION EXPERIENCE
@@marmairh im not them BUT THE ORION EXPERIENCE SLAPS
@@c0smic.dw3ller THE ORION EXPERIENCE SLAPS HARD
@@virtualcynical8515 THE ORION EXPERIENCE SLAPS SO HARD MY FACE FELL OFF
@@hi.4174I LITERALLY DIED DUE TO HOW GOOD THE ORION EXPIRIENCE IS
first lemon demon's "oh's" and now this.
th-cam.com/video/mgIXzV5jy2Q/w-d-xo.html
I swear 🖐️😭 we're speeding through all of the strange guys now
I love my screamy boy, he makes beautiful decomposing music
He… _composes_ it… hehe
@@bludraws094 h e h e
@@c0smic.dw3ller he he
@@egg_mittens Hee Hee
@@sadegg777 how dare you also have an egg-based username and pfp
the last ten seconds sounds like flipping through radio stations
Now imagine how Everything is A Lot would go...
Oh
thermodynamic lawyer😻
@@kyrenics6604 dear god.
OH.
@@kyrenics6604 Thermodynamic Lawyer would blueshift a red light under these rules
I put this on in the background while I cleaned my room and forgot what it was and when it started speeding up i thought I'd finally lost my last scrap of sanity
Look how they massacred my boy-
Love how they massacred my boy!
@@neuroticdisneyprincess7502 omg I love your name
will wood: wOO
the music: idontrememberhowiforgotmyselfidontrememberidontremember2012
NOW WITH MY MORAL COMPASS POINTING SOUTH IM GOING DOWN WITH NONONONONONONONO MOMENT SPARED FOR REALITY-
*breaks sound barrier*
(also love how most of this video is cotards solution)
i think most of it is actually 2012
Cotard's Solution starts near the end of the video
Cotard's Solution: **play**
Everyone: oh no...
This is just what my brain sounds like during mind warping panic attacks
same
Words? Sure, those are words. Am I gonna let you know what they are? No.
Yeah honestly
The only thing I can make out my brain saying in those moments is "YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE YOURSELF"
Ok but why does cotards solution sound like one continuous guitar and saxophone solo? Kinda goes hard
i haven't listened to the entire album yet so this will be a nice introduction :D
edit: OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FU
AHAHAHAH YOU DUN GOT BAMBOOZLED
rick rolled
LNFAO IM
dude was flabbergasted
My same reaction
I LOVE HOW IT GOES PRETTY OKAY, BUT AS SOON AS COTARD APPEARS IT'S LIGHTSPEED😭
The way I felt utter f e a r hearing the first note of Cotard’s Solution knowing all hell was gonna break loose- XD
disliked
Yo these edibles ain't shi-
Lmao
When you try it out on 2x speed lmaooo
@@tinybubblesyay713 omg you right 💀
@@tinybubblesyay713emphasis on *try to*
We have reached maximum velocipy
are you ok?
@@radicool8328 who are you to accuse me
maximum velocipastor
minimum velociraptor
live commenting:
-self is so nice 😌 vibes all around
-god i love how fun and mysterious the intro to 2012 is and then it goes into jAzZ land
-FUCK
-god i can’t understand the words to the verses of 2012 even if they’re not sped up
-oH HERE WE GO
-the frantic “ba-doops” in the background lol
-the instrumental sksjskf
-IDONREMEMBER2012
-ok lord that ones over
-the intro to cotard’s sounds so nice fast but i know hell is coming soon so i can’t really enjoy it
-CHRIST. HELP
-there is no solution anymore there is only ctrdsltn
-fucking hELL CAPGRAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
-THE SONG WITH FIVE NAMES NOO
-hand me my shovel and dr sunshine weren’t even there oh my god
-the five seconds of ish didbjfbc
when you have only 8 minutes left to live and you wanna listen to this album for the last time
who wouldn't want to make will wood even more incoherent than usual. I love it
will wood nightcore
in all seriousness i guess you could say i SPEEDran the stages of grief while listening tothis
Self- is a third of this whole video... my god
this shit had me in tears it’s so funny
Oh shidd judgement boy
@@yourbrainonegg159 damn you got me
Ayo judgement boy what’s my fate
I listened to this at 2x speed. I’m suffering.
I have done this and now I feel your pain
Absolute mad lad (or lass, I don't judge)
2012 becomes hilarious at this speed
@@drjekyll5402 absolutely
4:38
The original album was half an hour-
edit: 33 minutes and 20 seconds if my maths is correct lmao
edit from 6 months later: I just realized I said maths this is embarrassing
Honestly, I'd be fine with that
ITS A BRIT GO GET EM BOYS
the fact that majority of the album is less than a minute is just so funny to me
Willwood: *screams*
The entire album: I say we fast today
GOD COTARD'S SOLUTION REALLY... CHANGED IT
Cotard's really bodyslammed the speed up button before pressing it down into the ground with the force of 12 anchors stacked on top of each other
Me: “oh, this is fine”
Also me: *remembers hand me my shovel*
no one:
the audio quality at 4:15 : "bro im out of here"
My friend doesn’t wanna listen to the Self-Ish album because of its length, so imma send her this. >:-D
30 minutes isn't that long for an album tho haha
@@ackewtful. i agree
THAT IS LONG??? I listen to it four times a day and I'm not even kidding
I need help lol
i consider it to be a pretty short album. i have a very short attention span so that may be why it's one of my favorites lmao
SELF-iSH but every time Will Wood screams the album speeds up (A.K.A - A Song and a Half of Normality).
I have trouble processing audio sometimes, so this is just how Will Wood sounds normally to me
an hour compressed into 7 minutes. yeah that sounds about right
Half an hour compressed into seven minutes, technically.
@@Mothpuff true that idk time or math
this is just advances nightcore
This is what hell sounds like
hell must be fkin lit
@@keibunny this is what im saying
yeah
The last 15 seconds sound like sorting algorithms
i want you to know this actually made me cry in real life.
Played a Dr sunshine is dead for my mom, and now I have to show her this to let her see what it's like to indulge in what Will Wood and the Tapeworms is really like
0:00 Self-
2:36 2012
5:54 Cotards solution
7:29 mr capgras encounters a second hand vanity
Thank you nightfall for the rest of these
7:44 the song with five names
7:51 hand me my shovel, I’m going in
7:53 dr sunshine is dead
7:56 -ish
as the person who made the video here's some clarity on the rest of the timestamps lmaoo
7:44 The Song With Five Names
7:51 Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
7:53 Dr. Sunshine is Dead (I think??)
7:56 -ish
@@resident_simon omg ty lol
I cant wait until this speeds up and i get sent into another dimension
Feel like throwing up-5:30
6:50 and we're on a whole other plane of reality now
😍😍😍
Put it as 2x speed you're in for a helluva ride
this feels like a 'oh crap i've got 7 minutes til class, but i want to listen to music, lets just put this on' type situation
I looked up in the middle of 2012 and realized there were 2 minutes left
*oh god*
6:37 this is what a keyslam sounds like
CRYMYNAMEREMINDMYBRAINOFMYIDENTITY
I want to get off Mr. Cotard's Wild Ride
this is the fastest selfish speedrun ive ever seen
2012 is nearly over: I check how much is left in the video.
*oh n o*
Self: Being as good as always
2012: Trying to be the next Blackboxwarrior
Cotard’s Solution: I’m ‘bout to ruin this videos whole career
This on the normal album would be INSANE
The video would be over the moment Vampire Culture started
Wow, I'm back after 11 months and didn't realize :) See you in another 11 months!
@@swampthing. I think u should come back now
@@stillplay4962 here I am!!
@@stillplay4962 I'm here!!
i was listening to this and then forgot it wasn’t just will wood and i think my heart may have stopped for a few seconds
Guys, he doesn't remember 2012
I was listening to this while doing something else and I completely forgot it was sped up and thought I was going insane
this is what remembering this album in a dream sounds like
I love how the chorus of cotards solution sounds
[*unintelligible intensifies*]
I'm enjoying the normalcy of Self-, knowing it will all go downhill soon.
Self-ish be so normal then bam.
2012.
live report: i just finished 2012 and the video is almost over i’m terrified
COTARD'S SOLUTION LMFOAOF
the way it's only 7 minutes
“I don’t remember 2012” neither do I bud
I am not ok
I should probably say that I legitimately do not remember anything that happened in 2012, I don’t even remember the “OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA END” stuff. I know that it happened, but I don’t remember it. And I don’t remember anything from before then either. I mean, sure, I was born in 2007, but you’d think I could remember stuff from when I was five
@@bludraws094 dang me too bro i remember nothing
@@bludraws094me too
i do NOT remember anything from before 2019
This keeps playing on auto play and I always think I’m listening to a playlist then will wood overdoses on crack
I am speed
I FORGOT WHAT VIDEO WAS PLAYING AND SINCE I USUALLY LISTEN TO THE LIVE VERSION OF 2012 MY BRAIN JUST WENT "oh 2012's a lot faster than i thought" AND THEN COTARD'S SOLUTION STARTED AND MY BRAIN BROKE
Self-ish? More like Scream-ish
I'm sorry I had to-
Scream-ish? More like Scream-ing
@@Gh0u1ish_ nono, He's got a point
Did you?
being able to keep up with all of 2012 in this is my greatest accomplishment
update: everything past the end of 2012 sounds and feels like a panic attack
This is what it sounds like when I’m having really bad sensory overload
live-blogging me watching this here we go
-aw the intro to self- is so good 🥺
-I just get to listen to Self- now! this is so nice
-ish- isn’t gonna be this calming, is it?
-oh BOY 2012 time
-heres comes the fuck
-FUCK!
-oh I thought that was gonna be a speed up LMAO
-NOW WERE JAMMING TO 2012 HELLA
-god this song slaps
-FIRST SPEED UP HOLY SHIT
-OH WE’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND ARE WE
-mouthing along to the words is like fighting a MOUNTAIN OX
-oh we’re IN IT NOW
-OH JESUS YEAH WE’RE JUST SPEEDING
-OH NO
-oh Christ above what’s Cotard’s Solution gonna be
-wait hold up this intro kinda hits
-oh I’m just Vibing
-OH NO
-OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
-I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!
-THIS IS NO LONGER COTARD’S SOLUTION
-WHAT SONG ARE WE ON NOW
-CAPGRAS WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOU
-I GENUENLY have no idea what song we’re on now
-ITS OVER
-thank god someone put that beast down
-christ almighty
i was debating on whether or not i should make the first speed-up at "FUCK" or not haha;;
"mouthing along to the words is like fighting a mountain ox"
never before have i wheezed so hard-
What the last like minute and a half of this video sounds like is what I imagine a seizure to feel like.
This is what sensory overload feels like
the eial part of 2012 on 2x speed... holy shit
Listening to this at 2x speed makes me want to start aggressively eating the ink out of every invisible ink pen I see for the next 67687765 years, and the only way I can describe this is goin into the cupboard for a snack and seeing a box of ur favorite snacks only to open it and seeing a dude but tiny hiding in the box eating the last bag of snacks while yelling at you in a normal tone and speed but eventually getting more aggressive, fast and angry.
i love the fact that some people have commented live reactions
i will add onto that: IM AT COTARDS SOLUTION THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO ON TH-cam BAHAHAHA
according to the description, this is only self- and 2012
The SCREAM album. Honestly.
Not as much SCREAM as Everything is A Lot.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
I'M WHEEZING WHAT IS THIS??????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like Self- was okay. 2012 was almost okay but I lost it. And there came Cotard's Solution
NOT THE BARKING AT COTARDS ENDING 😭
before watching: i’m frightened at how short the video is should i be worried
after: i need therapy
and every time we kiss I swear I can fly
I love this album! I’m pretty excited to do a self-ish marathon
EDIT: NONONO SISJNWJWKQKKQKQKW OH GODNFUCKHELPFUCKNONONONOOHSHITOHFUCKOHGODOHFUCK
Will wood sped up is heart attack inducing this feels illegal
this is like playing russian roulette except all but one chambers have a round in them