Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
I love u daz for calling out disrespectful men fetishising basic feminine hygiene. Having an exam is not sexy or hot, it’s nerve wrecking and sometimes scary.
100% agreed. I’m terrified of hospital and doctors. (Yes I know they help. I have 3 family members in the medical field.) But I hate being touched and especially don’t want to be touched by a man I don’t know. Plus that whole thing is just really creepy and rapey. So glad he spoke up about it. Daz is such a vibe
it’s men like them that i always request women for my appointments. and even so ive only had one obgyn exam bc im absolutely terrified of having them done.
@@sky30p75I also hate airports, once I was going through security and a man just fully put his hands down my pants. I didn’t know what to do, I felt horrible
OMG Linda has returned! Also, Daz, pleaaaaaaase read this. I've watched you since like 1.5 or 3 mil and I cannot express how proud I am of you. You have come so far and watching you accomplish your dreams is amazing. Knowing what your life was like before TH-cam and Vine and then seeing where you are now is incredible. You've worked sooo hard for all of this and you DESERVE all of it. I wish I could cook or something for you on behalf of all Dazzlers and reward you for all of your hard work but you're probably like 10x better anyway. I love you! You've saved me and many others. I'm so happy I found you on here. And I'm so happy for you for where you are now. Keep being Dazzling!
22:58 OMFG SHE’S BACK!!! I’ve been watching daz’s videos for a couple years so when daz stopped doing the “LINDA!” bit I was sad but she’s rehired and I can’t wait to hear her name being screamed again! LINDA!!!😆
Can confirm the statement "You don't get to be a billionaire without screwing someone over." My brother worked as an engineer for a space company. I'll leave the name out for legal purposes. Like many before him, he was cut months before he was due his cut of stocks for time employed. Apparently that's how it goes for nearly everyone too. He'd uprooted his life for this job too, only to lose it all when he was about to get the larger portion of income promised at the time of hire.
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
Hey daz, my girlfriend passed away 3 days ago she was addicted to your content I just want to thank you for helping us create so many memories it’s really killing me but I want you to know you got here through her tough times thank you so much
@@sky30p75 I will do one day and she really did she was genuinely the and it’s really hard to cope but hopefully here spirit can live through the community
When I’m old enough I’m getting a tattoo that says “Stay Dazzling HA!” And then “LINDA” and a cup of tea 🫖 So Ik the original creator that made my teen years just dazzling and funny
"You're suppose to kiss me when the bottle points at you!" "I'm your cousin!" That killed me for at least a minute and a half of my laughing my ass off!
hey daz, i have had a pretty rough life for multiple reasons, and there was a lot of times i was ready to call it quits. That was until i found you channel, i remember watching you as a child and now im 18, getting a start on my life. You have helped me through so much and your videos are what kept a smile on my face for the longest time. I will never stop watching you. Thank you for being such an amazing person and such an inspiration to us all, never stop dazzling. I never got a chance to meet you, never had the money to come to one of your shows, but i hope one day, i will get to meet you and thank you properly for all that you have done for me.
Hey!! I hope your doing so well I'm SO PROUD OF UU!! It may seem strange to say this to someone who is older than me, but seriously, I mean it. I'm 14 and I've been through some really, really rough things too, ready to call it quits so many times as well. I mean it when I say truly that despite me not knowing you, from what I can gather from your comment you are a lovely person who has been through a lot, but you kept fighting and that makes me so happy!! I hope you have found the beauty in life again, if you haven't yet, please remember that's so okay and it just takes time!! - that day will come i keep my word! I just wanted to say well done
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
This warmed my heart. Daz got me through middle school. If you are looking for some really good content of his, check out his series The Sims Sunday. He would put out a sims playthrough every week on Sunday and it was my favorite day of the week for the entire run. I really hope he brings it back soon. I think your son might really enjoy that content
the best thing I've ever done was get to meet Daz and watch his comedy show. He's such a sweetheart and when I told him how long I've been watching him, he genuinely sounded so grateful. Thank you Daz, for saving my life
As someone who was an attendee for your comedy show in Philadelphia, I just wanted to say congratulations on an incredibly successful U.S Tour, Daz! It warms my heart to see that the dream of one of the funniest and most genuine content creators I’ve ever finally gets to come into fruition after however many years! Keep doing awesome stuff, Daz!! ✊💖💖💕💕💕
I remember when I was deeply depressed and tried off myself with pills and suffocation . But what was the only thing that could bring any joy to me was watching vines. Your were the funniest, and thank you for making my days better. And give Linda a raise!
I don't know why, but this video affected me in a way none of your others have. You shared your disdain of where humanity is headed, and I felt it, brother. Continue being real; realness will save us in the end.
I have to say thank you so much Daz I hope you know how much you really make a difference in people’s life’s. When I started watching I was 12 and I ha got dark as I got older I never really believed that I’d still be here and make it to 15 it’s still hard to believe that I did thanks to you I made it your laugh and content really saved me from myself. You truly make life a bit more bare able
I went to your last show in KC and I just wanted to say I don't think there is anyone more deserving of the success that you have had. It's so nice to see someone succeed who genuinely deserves it. I'm so tired of celebrities and the people trying to be them, of people screwing each other over and preying on innocent people. Your channel has always been a place where I can just watch a real person, someone who has lived like a normal person and who hasn't forgot it. As fans, we are here because you are funny and creative, but also because you are a voice of reason. I love the serious moments of your videos just as much as the jokes and the sketches because so few people are willing to criticize crazy behavior and call it what it is, while still being understanding and compassionate. It youtubers like you and Jenna Marbles who maybe don't ride the highs of clickbait and controversy, but will always be watched and loved even long after you stop making content. We need more people like you. Congrats on your tour! I'm so glad you were able to fulfill that dream
as a swiftie i still support u daz, not toxic, not gonna send u d3@th threats, everyone has different music tastes, i get some of her pop songs may sound like that lol (apologies from me for any other toxic swifties in the comments)
People don't have to be a fan but bringing her up randomly to say that is a bit disappointing cause her fans deal with this same narrative on a daily and even get bullied for liking her. He also made a comment on another video abt a guy she was in a picture with where he said "be careful she'll write a song abt you" and as a Daz fan it really didn't sit well with me.
One of the many reasons why I have love watching Daz is how incredibly humble he is. Ever since Vines days to now, he has always had this loveable and relatable personality.
Congratulations Daz! You’re literally my favourite TH-camr/ channel on TH-cam! I love the Daz watches as well as the horror games you play, makes my life feel less lonely haha! So glad you’ve completed your world tour! You deserve a lot more successful ones!❤
Congratulations Daz on your world tour!! 🎉🎉🎉 It's OK if you look like you got "dragged through a bush," because it was all worth it! You worked so hard and accomplished YOUR dreams ✨️ As a long time viewer and fan, We all are so proud of you. Stay DAZZLING ✨️✨️✨️
26:40 for those with issues conceptualizing big numbers: you were a million seconds old at 11.5 days you will be a billion seconds old at 31.7 years but to reach a trillion seconds, you'd have to live to be 31,710 years old so comparing a millionair to jeff bezos or any of the other multi billionairs is like compairing an infant to an immortal being that witnessed the last glacial maximum, was taming the first dogs, and making some of the oldest cave paintings on record.
Like that time dystopia movie, with Justin Timberlake in it. I think it's called In Time, not sure though. Basic premise is: the wealthy have a wealth of time, while the poor are hours away from death. At 25, people stop aging and their one year of free time begins counting down. Time is currency. A person with a trillion seconds would be the wealthiest person in this dystopia. They would essentially have Bryan Johnson's dream life.
Why does this man continue to say “squidworth” and continue with his day like he didn’t just commit a mass hate crime to the SpongeBob community 😂 I cannot be the only one hearing this right?
i didn’t realize but recently i passed the mark of being subscribed to your channel for a decade, which at this point in time is half of my life ago. i feel lucky to have grown up watching your content and you’ve helped shape me into the person i am today and i’m so grateful for that. i’ve been binge watching your older content and you have no idea how much you’ve inspired me to just keep going in life, especially since things weren’t easy for you for a long time but you found success eventually. i appreciate you daz🙏 thank you
As an American- I can’t guarantee that some of us don’t think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, but I do know that if someone were to ask that question to Gen Z? They’d think it was funny to agree. Kinda like how Americans and Europeans struggle to understand when the other one is being sarcastic, it seems like the same is going for whatever study you found that information from.
@solidsnakesimulation666 it's 4 Continental counties which counts as a world tour, Oceania, Asia, North America and Europe, also he can't go to every country now because that would take way too long
I love daz so much and how he stands up for what he believes in, and I just love him he seems so sweet. It is so refreshing for someone to address the issues in the TH-cam community and social media in general. With his level of jokes and seriousness at the same time
Oh, I’m totally callin nosy people pearlfish from now on. Not only to lowkey identify other Dazzlers, but also so that I can watch as they discover in abject horror through a Google search what a pearlfish is 🤣
Firstly, welcome back, Daz! 😊 And as soon as you said, "I fired her..." at 22:36, I was like "Linda!", and yep; *Linda's back!!* 😁 Great reaction video, haha!
It was so awesome to meet you, Daz. Thank you for agreeing to come out after your show and talking to me, my mom, and my sister, and for taking a few pictures with me. That night in Kansas City I will never ever forget!! 💖
I woke up at 4am today. Sever chronic pain from untreated bacterial tonsillitis (I had it since Monday- its Thursday and the only doctors visit is on Sunday) and I just layer in bed watching Daz and I kid you not it made me feel so much better! Thanks Daz! Keep doing your thing, don’t listen to hate you mean so much to us Dazzlers!
At 24:30 Bro: get a white board and write down you' re goals! Daz: Got a white board. Bro: ok good what's your goal? Daz: Watch TV. Bro: 😧 Daz: ok bye 👋
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5:20 thanks to daz for being a youtuber that touched our hearts and not our parts 🫡
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@Random-shite-2000 ty ty
Stopppp😭😭🤣🤣
LINDA HAS RETURNED!
I missed Linda 😂
We missed Linda 😩😩
FRRRR YAYY
LINDA!
Wooo!!!🎉🥳
Can we talk about how Daz nailed that song. Like he sounded just like the guy singing it
fr that was actually amazing
NO FR
DAZ: THE RETURN OF LINDA 🎉🎉
yeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhHhHhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day three of asking daz to play world war z with dave
@@mia_canady0951 what was that for?
I love u daz for calling out disrespectful men fetishising basic feminine hygiene. Having an exam is not sexy or hot, it’s nerve wrecking and sometimes scary.
100% agreed. I’m terrified of hospital and doctors. (Yes I know they help. I have 3 family members in the medical field.) But I hate being touched and especially don’t want to be touched by a man I don’t know. Plus that whole thing is just really creepy and rapey. So glad he spoke up about it. Daz is such a vibe
it’s men like them that i always request women for my appointments. and even so ive only had one obgyn exam bc im absolutely terrified of having them done.
@@sky30p75I also hate airports, once I was going through security and a man just fully put his hands down my pants. I didn’t know what to do, I felt horrible
It’s fucking frightening & shouldn’t be sexualised. Great comment.
And painful. I had to have a biopsy down there. Super painful and honestly felt violating
OMG Linda has returned!
Also, Daz, pleaaaaaaase read this. I've watched you since like 1.5 or 3 mil and I cannot express how proud I am of you. You have come so far and watching you accomplish your dreams is amazing. Knowing what your life was like before TH-cam and Vine and then seeing where you are now is incredible. You've worked sooo hard for all of this and you DESERVE all of it. I wish I could cook or something for you on behalf of all Dazzlers and reward you for all of your hard work but you're probably like 10x better anyway. I love you! You've saved me and many others. I'm so happy I found you on here. And I'm so happy for you for where you are now. Keep being Dazzling!
Me: please scream it, please scream it, please scream it
Daz: LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeeeesssss!!!!!
I had the same reaction
taken out of context this is bad 😭
Literally gasped SHES RETURNED WOOOOOOO
I literally did the same. Word for word 😁
Fr
GRAB THE POPCORN. DAZ POSTED
HI LOOTSTATION
What's up lootstation!
hi
Wsp lo station
yes sir
I’m so happy that Linda returned!!! Linda makes everything funnier especially when he calls her name in the middle of his video
“That’s not machine gun Kelly that’s Pistol Nelly” 😂😭
i cackled 😭
SCREAMING 😂
I lost it right then and there 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We have a customer like that that comes into work we call him water pistol crystal
22:58 OMFG SHE’S BACK!!! I’ve been watching daz’s videos for a couple years so when daz stopped doing the “LINDA!” bit I was sad but she’s rehired and I can’t wait to hear her name being screamed again! LINDA!!!😆
Same!!! LINDA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
“LINDA!!!
*random question*”
😂
Can confirm the statement "You don't get to be a billionaire without screwing someone over." My brother worked as an engineer for a space company. I'll leave the name out for legal purposes. Like many before him, he was cut months before he was due his cut of stocks for time employed. Apparently that's how it goes for nearly everyone too. He'd uprooted his life for this job too, only to lose it all when he was about to get the larger portion of income promised at the time of hire.
"butt gun" is the best referral to a bidet i've ever heard. The confidence with which he describes said butt gun like its the official name 🤣
😂😂
Where I’m from a lot of people call it the bum gun.
22:28: not me immediately yelling LINDA! Just as Daz was talking. As an old dazzler it was nice to hear. 😊
SAMEE
YOO SAME
I haven’t checked in with Daz’s channel in a long while, when was Linda gone/fired? 😭
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
@@mia_canady0951you’re clogging up comment sections with messages which do not need to be sent.
24:29 “Okay I got a white board. And I started to write my goals. Number 1 was watch TV” 🤣🤣
“Dont act like you wouldn’t subscribe because you would” Im deeeeaadd😭
Real 😭😭😭
Yeah please don't dangle that in front of us and then take it away 😁
I would tho 😭😭😭
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
he's not wrong tho
Hey daz, my girlfriend passed away 3 days ago she was addicted to your content I just want to thank you for helping us create so many memories it’s really killing me but I want you to know you got here through her tough times thank you so much
I’m so sorry for your loss. Your gf had great taste in TH-camrs. I hope you heal
I hope you will find comfort ❤
@@sky30p75 I will do one day and she really did she was genuinely the and it’s really hard to cope but hopefully here spirit can live through the community
@@DAZller-666 I will do one day buddy❤️
mans always here when we need him the most! sorry for ur loss!
30:23 we got this
29:53 ✨stop pearl fishing ✨
yas
#stoppearlfishing
I made it a hashtag lol
Needs to become a known phrase!
@@freymay Yes!
15:25 “that’s pistol nelly”😭🤣
😂😂
“I love that buldgy-eyed bear 🥹” I want that as a tattoo, that is iconic 😂
When I’m old enough I’m getting a tattoo that says “Stay Dazzling HA!” And then “LINDA” and a cup of tea 🫖
So Ik the original creator that made my teen years just dazzling and funny
@@MillieJones-t8x that, too, would make an awesome tattoo! ✨😎
"You're suppose to kiss me when the bottle points at you!"
"I'm your cousin!"
That killed me for at least a minute and a half of my laughing my ass off!
Fr
30 MINUTE LONG DAZ WATCHES? YES PLEASE
i like your profile pic it's cute
@@moonrizer-qb5do Thank youu! It’s my character Princess, I do icon commissions but I don’t have my kofi linked to my TH-cam yet!
furry
@@jj-vj1fv Ya know what I never noticed! Thanks for letting me know
YESSS! I LOVE THE LONG DAZ WATCHES VIDEOS
19:39 Guys, just for future reference in case anything happens. I would like to point out that Mr. Beast got an island💀💀
Oh
hey daz, i have had a pretty rough life for multiple reasons, and there was a lot of times i was ready to call it quits. That was until i found you channel, i remember watching you as a child and now im 18, getting a start on my life. You have helped me through so much and your videos are what kept a smile on my face for the longest time. I will never stop watching you. Thank you for being such an amazing person and such an inspiration to us all, never stop dazzling. I never got a chance to meet you, never had the money to come to one of your shows, but i hope one day, i will get to meet you and thank you properly for all that you have done for me.
Hey!! I hope your doing so well I'm SO PROUD OF UU!! It may seem strange to say this to someone who is older than me, but seriously, I mean it. I'm 14 and I've been through some really, really rough things too, ready to call it quits so many times as well. I mean it when I say truly that despite me not knowing you, from what I can gather from your comment you are a lovely person who has been through a lot, but you kept fighting and that makes me so happy!! I hope you have found the beauty in life again, if you haven't yet, please remember that's so okay and it just takes time!! - that day will come i keep my word! I just wanted to say well done
LINDA!!! NOW THAT YOU ARE BACK GET 8.69 MILLION CUPS OF TEA!! PLEASE!!!🙏
Thank you for thinking of all of us! ❤
More like 8.7 mil
Ik it was 8.69 when I commented sorry to everyone else
It’s okay ❤️
22:56 when the world needed her the most she returned
“Have a bidet, have a good day” 🚽🔫 🚿this is peak slogan. Marketing done right. Get this shit to a bidet company and sign a deal right now
Jesus Christ Loves You and died for you and rose three days later after conquering hell! God bless you and your families! Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever! 1 John 4:9
@@mia_canady0951 no one cares
@@mia_canady0951 FYI he didn't die for your sins, and you are born sinless, hope that help
My son is autistic and Daz Games is a channel we bond over watching Daz, we are always in stitches 😊
❤️🏴❤️
This warmed my heart. Daz got me through middle school. If you are looking for some really good content of his, check out his series The Sims Sunday. He would put out a sims playthrough every week on Sunday and it was my favorite day of the week for the entire run. I really hope he brings it back soon.
I think your son might really enjoy that content
Aww that's so sweet 😭❤
@@ethandick2660thank you so much, we will maybe start sim series tonight 🥰
❤️🏴❤️
@@rosiecharlie2434 🥰
❤️🏴❤️
Oh no, another has fallen victim to the ‘tism curse. I prayed I was the last😔
17:59 OMG i thought that was a fried rat and when i saw it move i screamed i thought it survived being fried
Omgggg LINDAAAA!! She’s RETURNED 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
I’m so happy cl😂
15:23 “that ain’t machine gun kelly , that’s pistol nelly”
20:51 real though 😭
the best thing I've ever done was get to meet Daz and watch his comedy show. He's such a sweetheart and when I told him how long I've been watching him, he genuinely sounded so grateful. Thank you Daz, for saving my life
As someone who was an attendee for your comedy show in Philadelphia, I just wanted to say congratulations on an incredibly successful U.S Tour, Daz!
It warms my heart to see that the dream of one of the funniest and most genuine content creators I’ve ever finally gets to come into fruition after however many years!
Keep doing awesome stuff, Daz!!
✊💖💖💕💕💕
I went to Daz’s Austin TX show, I even got to have a conversation with him about his upcoming wedding. Love you so much Daz your show was so great 🫶🏼
This is the earliest I've ever been lmao hi fellow dazzlers
Edit: 12:19 those are elephant test!cl3s
Hello dazzler
Hello fellow dazzler
same omg
Hi!
Same
Daz: " I'm tired "
Me and all the international dazzlers: "same pinch daz, it's 1 in the morning🥲🥲"
Its 12:13 in the afternoon here. Where are you?
8pm for me 🫢 im sick at home so im so glad i have smth good to watch finally 😍
Dang it's 19:18 here, South Africa
7:18 here or 19:18 in my country's clock
3 am for me
I remember when I was deeply depressed and tried off myself with pills and suffocation . But what was the only thing that could bring any joy to me was watching vines. Your were the funniest, and thank you for making my days better.
And give Linda a raise!
Love how daz calls Squidward "squidworth"
‘That ain’t machine gun Kelly, that’s pistol Nelly’ 😭😭😭😭
23:40 Deadass thought one of my professors just popped up on my screen lol LIIIINNNNDAAAAA
I don't know why, but this video affected me in a way none of your others have. You shared your disdain of where humanity is headed, and I felt it, brother. Continue being real; realness will save us in the end.
22:55 SHE BACK!!!!!
I love the iconic “LINDA!”
It brings me nostalgia
"Nevertheless, just love me!" - Daz
I need it on a hoodie immediately, please! 👏🤣
Best part "linda" 😂😂😂 well done linda for being rehired 😃 great video as always Daz xxx
I have to say thank you so much Daz I hope you know how much you really make a difference in people’s life’s. When I started watching I was 12 and I ha got dark as I got older I never really believed that I’d still be here and make it to 15 it’s still hard to believe that I did thanks to you I made it your laugh and content really saved me from myself. You truly make life a bit more bare able
15:00 The way I cackled. My cousin made it into Daz Watches?!?! Iconic.🤣💀
Damn bro congrats to your cousin😂
I would be embarrassed but fe 🤣
Is it satire or nah?
@yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479 Yes, it's a joke 🤣
@@Sassy.like.shelby That's hilarious!
I went to your last show in KC and I just wanted to say I don't think there is anyone more deserving of the success that you have had. It's so nice to see someone succeed who genuinely deserves it. I'm so tired of celebrities and the people trying to be them, of people screwing each other over and preying on innocent people. Your channel has always been a place where I can just watch a real person, someone who has lived like a normal person and who hasn't forgot it. As fans, we are here because you are funny and creative, but also because you are a voice of reason. I love the serious moments of your videos just as much as the jokes and the sketches because so few people are willing to criticize crazy behavior and call it what it is, while still being understanding and compassionate. It youtubers like you and Jenna Marbles who maybe don't ride the highs of clickbait and controversy, but will always be watched and loved even long after you stop making content. We need more people like you. Congrats on your tour! I'm so glad you were able to fulfill that dream
“That’s not machine gun Kelly, that’s pistol Nelly” 😂😂😂
OnlyDaz should be a platform for people who don’t have friends to just share random videos to each other
Is t that just TikTok?
4:26 BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM
as a swiftie i still support u daz, not toxic, not gonna send u d3@th threats, everyone has different music tastes, i get some of her pop songs may sound like that lol (apologies from me for any other toxic swifties in the comments)
yh most ppl only hear her pop hits im more attracted to her other music
MY PEOPLE ARE HERE THANK GOODNESS
@@bellasguitar13 always here ❤️
@@bellasguitar13 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YESSSS
People don't have to be a fan but bringing her up randomly to say that is a bit disappointing cause her fans deal with this same narrative on a daily and even get bullied for liking her. He also made a comment on another video abt a guy she was in a picture with where he said "be careful she'll write a song abt you" and as a Daz fan it really didn't sit well with me.
One of the many reasons why I have love watching Daz is how incredibly humble he is. Ever since Vines days to now, he has always had this loveable and relatable personality.
Congratulations Daz! You’re literally my favourite TH-camr/ channel on TH-cam!
I love the Daz watches as well as the horror games you play, makes my life feel less lonely haha!
So glad you’ve completed your world tour! You deserve a lot more successful ones!❤
21:20 daz is unironically better at singing then all of the singers we were forced to listen to
Congratulations Daz on your world tour!! 🎉🎉🎉 It's OK if you look like you got "dragged through a bush," because it was all worth it! You worked so hard and accomplished YOUR dreams ✨️ As a long time viewer and fan, We all are so proud of you. Stay DAZZLING ✨️✨️✨️
“But apologies, I look like I’ve been dragged… through a hedge”😂💀this had me giggling already
Early Gang
Edit: WE NEED MORE STORE SIMULATOR PLS DAZ
gangnamstlye
Hello!
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@@ralphralph1346wise words spoken by a wise man
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you shouting LINDA but a massive smile on my face, bring back so many good memories
26:40
for those with issues conceptualizing big numbers:
you were a million seconds old at 11.5 days
you will be a billion seconds old at 31.7 years
but to reach a trillion seconds, you'd have to live to be 31,710 years old
so comparing a millionair to jeff bezos or any of the other multi billionairs is like compairing an infant to an immortal being that witnessed the last glacial maximum, was taming the first dogs, and making some of the oldest cave paintings on record.
Like that time dystopia movie, with Justin Timberlake in it. I think it's called In Time, not sure though. Basic premise is: the wealthy have a wealth of time, while the poor are hours away from death. At 25, people stop aging and their one year of free time begins counting down. Time is currency.
A person with a trillion seconds would be the wealthiest person in this dystopia. They would essentially have Bryan Johnson's dream life.
18:39 is how you get a assult charge and why the doctors have to have a nurse sit in
Why does this man continue to say “squidworth” and continue with his day like he didn’t just commit a mass hate crime to the SpongeBob community 😂 I cannot be the only one hearing this right?
I was literally looking for this comment I was so disturbed by it 😂
“Food shouldn’t look like the person who is eating it” is by far the best thing I’ve heard this week!
i didn’t realize but recently i passed the mark of being subscribed to your channel for a decade, which at this point in time is half of my life ago. i feel lucky to have grown up watching your content and you’ve helped shape me into the person i am today and i’m so grateful for that. i’ve been binge watching your older content and you have no idea how much you’ve inspired me to just keep going in life, especially since things weren’t easy for you for a long time but you found success eventually. i appreciate you daz🙏 thank you
me at 23:03: LINDA!!
22:58 "LINDA! YOU'RE HIRED! AND BRING ME A FREAKING LATTE!"
"I hope you're happy" oh how I missed Linda
19:09 "I think im a sexy bitch"
As an American- I can’t guarantee that some of us don’t think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, but I do know that if someone were to ask that question to Gen Z? They’d think it was funny to agree. Kinda like how Americans and Europeans struggle to understand when the other one is being sarcastic, it seems like the same is going for whatever study you found that information from.
25:34 16 is a bit old to be successful thay have to be at least 12
The joke at 19:37 had me gasping for air
Congrats on completing your world tour 🎉
Ikr I'm so happy for him he makes me proud to be a Dazzler❤️🥰
I’m so proud of him!!
3 countries is hardly a "world tour".
@solidsnakesimulation666 it's 4 Continental counties which counts as a world tour, Oceania, Asia, North America and Europe, also he can't go to every country now because that would take way too long
"it's already bad enough your swam up my arse and lived there like it's a fuckin free bnb" i haven't laughed so hard in years
24:18 People who wear shorts to show off all the saline they've injected into their thighs are the reason why I carry a scalpel with me at all times.
I love daz so much and how he stands up for what he believes in, and I just love him he seems so sweet. It is so refreshing for someone to address the issues in the TH-cam community and social media in general. With his level of jokes and seriousness at the same time
Oh, I’m totally callin nosy people pearlfish from now on. Not only to lowkey identify other Dazzlers, but also so that I can watch as they discover in abject horror through a Google search what a pearlfish is 🤣
Just by the thumbnail I can tell I'm in for a wild ride
Linda has returned AND a Daz post ON MY BIRTHDAY! Best birthday ever
23:22 Kay’s Cooking vibes 😂
13:48 interesting motion daz…
I'm watching this while sick and unable to sleep to get my mood up.
Firstly, welcome back, Daz! 😊 And as soon as you said, "I fired her..." at 22:36, I was like "Linda!", and yep; *Linda's back!!* 😁 Great reaction video, haha!
do you know what video linda was fired???
It was so awesome to meet you, Daz. Thank you for agreeing to come out after your show and talking to me, my mom, and my sister, and for taking a few pictures with me. That night in Kansas City I will never ever forget!! 💖
YESSSS LINDA HAS RETURNED 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
9:41 steps unclear, i now have metal rods sticking out my toes
"Where do u go on the internet to fine a restraining order" had me wheezing
Not the dramatic music for LINDA?!
😂
10:30 let’s be honest, that shoe could be a new Gucci item and some people would go crazy over it 😬
"What's wrong with men.. 😮💨😔💅" Bro I died 💀
daz, we're so proud of you for completing your world tour!! Ive been watching you since 2018 and i love how far you've come
8:35 bro got us excited as if we just watched a new movie trailer and now waiting for the release
That sea cucumber one actually disturbed me...
15 years....me as an og Daz vine fan, feeling ancient...*knees crackling*
"food sould never look like the person eating it" was crazy 😂
Everything apocalyptic I can’t 😂😂😂😂
We got Linda’s return before GTA 6
I woke up at 4am today. Sever chronic pain from untreated bacterial tonsillitis (I had it since Monday- its Thursday and the only doctors visit is on Sunday) and I just layer in bed watching Daz and I kid you not it made me feel so much better! Thanks Daz! Keep doing your thing, don’t listen to hate you mean so much to us Dazzlers!
Feel better soon!
I'm going through similar! Watching old and new daz vids deffo helps
Sending you lots of love 💗
Awww feel better love!!
😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘
"Okay I got a whiteboard. And I started to write my goals. Number 1 was watch TV" 🤣🤣
At 24:30
Bro: get a white board and write down you' re goals!
Daz: Got a white board.
Bro: ok good what's your goal?
Daz: Watch TV.
Bro: 😧
Daz: ok bye 👋
Daz: watch TV and make millions recording this handsome face 😊