@@graysonrogers-barnes6302 Hi. I ask around: Shouldnt we report/flag Onisions Channel on youtube? I mean, i would never ask that if it just were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not? I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'. Is our disagreement with Greg just 'taste'? Or is it 'He's objectively hateful'??
Just to be clear, this isn't a fantasy for him, this is probably how he views himself. A victim but also a fighter, an aggressive person but also the most kind caring person ever, the best man a woman can ask for while also viewing them as little more than sexual objects. And of course he dies at the end so he can really hammer in the messiah complex he clearly has, what a piece of shit.
Joker being compared to Onision is the sickest burn of this life and the next. Contrary wise, Onision being compared to the Joker is a complement far beyond his worth.
@@MediaGhost_ Hi. I ask around: Shouldnt we report/flag Onisions Channel on youtube? I mean, i would never ask that if it just were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not? I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'. Well?
@@loturzelrestaurant I wouldn't do that because it's best to ignore him and move on with your life, knowing no matter what you do, at least your not onion boy
@@MediaGhost_ I see your point; i really do, but even just looking at his channel: He has still gullable people AND YOUNG PEOPLE who fall for his manipulation. So i wonder if he shouldnt be removed from youtube (which i dont wonder light-heartedly), as he's really spiteful and bashed religion and vegans and whatnotelse. ALL VIdeos on his channel, to your info, are all 'Fund-Raising', ya know. ... So i dont think 'looking away from the issue' is the right thing here. I think its better to think about acting.
Imagine, a forest burning down in smoke and flames. You know this is your end but you are assured that your offspring will live on They will grow, stronger after the burning of the forest Forty years later you still watch them fondly You see with great sorrow that in which disasters Will be the only way your generation will live on But you hear, "We need more paper! We need more trees!" "We have permission to chop down the forest over there." "Good! Get this down by next month." You feel panic and happiness run through your non-existent trunks You knew this would happen one day or another This is alas the end to most trees You feel great happiness because someone else will now treasure your offspring as you do But you, see your offspring turn into....... *WHy I hAte YoU* You commit seppuku soon after *TL:DR I wrote a cringe worthy of a short story, in which is probably a little above Onison's book* Edit: Spell check.
Fun fact: one of Onion’s fans kindly offered to edit his book for him and he went absolutely apeshit, taking it as an insult. That’s why his books have so many typos and grammatical errors: he is so bad at taking criticism he can’t even handle someone helping him fix a comma splice.
He is bad at handling criticism because the guy has some serious case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. That's why he goes after teens and mentally week women, that old man is way to incompetent to even handle a woman of his age. Even Blaire Shite kept him on his place.
There's a Spanish TH-camr that's exactly the same. He didn't have his books edited because they would lose his touch I think. The best part of this is that the fucking book got printed and shipped across the ocean all the way from Spain to South America and the dude who's an abusive disgusting man is still out on the streets abusing minors. oh my god he's the Spanish version of onision
I just told my wife her facial proportions are beyond sufficient, that she looks generally healthy and I could listen to her for some time. She called me an idiot and left the room.
I said this to my partner and they laughed and said "thanks babe love you too" and walked off Do you think i should beat up random people for their honor next?
It's not even just in this book...it's all of the books! Hell there's a rape hero fantasy situation where he finally dies saving two women (who he's fucking) from sexual assualt at the hands of his enemies. The scene is so graphic.
It's really to the point where it wouldn't take much tweaking to turn Arthur into an unreliable narrator - like if he gave the people around him realistic reactions to his nihilistic garbage it'd almost be a decent plot.
“I bet if you offered my roommate 100 million dollars to smother me, he’d do it the first chance he got” bitch, I’d do it if I was offered 35 cents and some pocket lint
@Ordonity He joined but dipped after a few months because he didn't like being told what to do. There's a scene in this very book that's really really specific about some details of the military (like code or something) which basically just means it actually happened.
Honestly as an aspiring writer, onision is one of my main role models. Mainly because if I ever get in my own head thinking that what I'm writing is dumb or bad, I just have to look to onision's dumpster fire of a book and I'm just filled with confidence
Dude same!!! Im usually worried when it comes to "if I actually finish writing, how can I even publish? Is it hard? How do I do that?" and then Onion come sour with 3 books and I'm like "ah,,,,, not THAT hard I guess-"
@xewoiurowieue It really depends on the author. I‘ve read some incredible fanfiction, which would make good novels, if not for the fact their entire premise is built on someone else‘s ip. All stories worth reading aren’t „literature“ anyways. They’re prose. =D
The whole "If humans weren't able to speak they wouldn't be able to be racist, homophobic, etc." is in my opinion the epitomy of Greg's "deep thoughts" and perfectly encapsulates how fake deep he is.
old comment but to add on to this, it's as if Onion boi never heard the phrase "actions speak louder than words". You can still be racist, homophobic, etc without verbal communication, so if anything it solved literally nothing
Fr you can still be offensive to people without saying a single word. General body language and expressions can show how someone feels and then there’s also physical hate crimes and such. Onion boy didn’t think that out very well
if anything having no language would lead to more racism as communication is the best way to understand others and de-escalate situations, of course the same can be said for the opposite effect
@@jaysun8942 nah dont call Onision the devil, he'll like that too much because it fits in with his teenage edgy personality. Better yet call him fucking crusty the clown because hes nothing but a hot topic bozo
Arthur: "I have a degenerative disease" Also Arthur:"I am strong enough to snap necks with only 50% of my power and can beat up multiple highschool athletes"
Nothing like forgetting plot points in your own story because you're too fucking arrogant to *write down* the major plot points in your own story. (I think that's basically how Onision writes stories lol: just freestyle except with 0 considerations given)
The "degenerative disease" thing was metaphorically talking about being lazy and how he rarely is lazy. Still a shitty book but that isn't a plot hole.
Onision sounds like a 14 year old deviant artist who's favorite hobby is drawing his OC beating up his school bullies alongside Shadow the Hedgehog and Altair Ibn-LaʼAhad.
Nah, that's an insult to Shadow. He wasn't born an edgelord. It's just that one game that won't just get away and that different writer who didn't get him.
"if humans didnt have mouths we wouldn't be racist, homophobic, ablest, misogynistic, all those awful things." then proceeds to be racist, homophobic, ablest, misogynistic
I think the whole "you have to not speak in order to not be horrible" meant that he can't open his mouth without "triggering the libs." Because he says awful things.
Things Onision writes about but has zero idea how they work, a short list: -butterflies -free will -the human condition -fighting -women -dating -marriage -the legal system Feel free to add more
He also has kids. Apparently he had to prove that he didn’t throw one of them out of a window?? Also sad to know that his Co Groomer was also groomed by him,, mans a monster
Arthur: Doesn't get in trouble for breaking arms, ripping eyes out or literally murdering people. Also Arthur: almost gets arrested for not eating the food his dad prepared Does Greg even know how the authorities work?
OOOOOOHHHH BOY! This line is so dumb. Let's assume he talks about soccer. Sure, you kick a ball around, but there is also maneuvering, forward thinking and strategies in order to win in soccer.
A principal freaking out because of some teens fighting over a girl is hilarious. On her first month as a middle school teacher, my friend had to separate two teenage girls fighting over a Popsicle... twice.
"And then I was super cool and beat up the kids that were mean to me and my pretty girlfriend who loves me by the way but I looked super cool and they were scared and all the jocks were afraid of me so fuck you Brian from school and you're stupid girlfriend Ashley you don't deserve her >:(" Is pretty much how I imagine the teenager fantasizing scenario
All of them have their own methods. StrangeÆons focuses more on how the content of the books reflect how bad of a person Greg is. KrimsonRogue gravitates more towards how awful the writing is. And Kappa exposes ALL of the unfiltered cringe.
@@smileplease_91 Shouldnt we report/flag Onisions Channel on youtube? I mean, i would never ask that if it just were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not? I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'. I mean, i would never even bring this up, but youtube has a flag-button; shouldnt we use it against this sexist Racist who bashes Religion SO HARD that Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'?
@@zoeas_if i'm on wattpad & can confirm that at least some of them have VASTLY better writing than mr önion's book. some are equally shitty tho & and, in terms of writing/grammar quality, most are much worse 😭 tbh his book reminds me of My Immortal if it was written by a wattpad school shooter
This book is written from the perspective of the main character, so I think he actually got his ass kicked throughout the book but his ego was too fragile to admit he lost even in his own diary
@@seriousserialcereal5388 now I'm just wishing Jeff Kinney was the father Greg hated so much and that the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books were literally about Greg as a way to low key roast him
I feel like Onision is that kid is high school which deeply misunderstood Nietzche and mainly learned his philosophies from pop culture references and movies
he's that dick you went to high school with because he watched pulp fiction, fight club, and the dark night that one time and only half remembers what happened in each.
@@sweethysteria8737 I love 'Stargate' for having epic, well-deserves Character-Developement, not only for the Protag's but also for Humanity as a Whole.
I want to write a book that's completely the opposite. "This is why I love you." Where I'll show the brightest part of life, the most wholesome facts, and why we should love each other despite everything.
@@esteban8471 alrighty then. Method 1: I tell all the bad things that happened to me, but on an optimist point of view (loss of loved one, bullying, constant sadness, etc). Then I give more importance to happy, fortunate things. How does that sound ?
So get this, "in his honor" his girlfriend and his girlfriend's girlfriend finish out the book in his writing style, because Greg is incapable of writing in any voice but his own
I love every fight that apparently plays out perfectly in someone's head as if it's a damn anime, or they are Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock Holmes, I allowed him to hit me a couple of times, before I used my arm against blah blah blah, stompdown and then broke his arm while he screamed, i teleported behind him, nothing personal.
fun fact the parts about his dad is how onision ACTUALLY views his dad. that "choking" incident is an actual event that onision lied to the police about when he attacked his dad.
Little Star if you look up “TH-camr Onision's Dad Wants to 'Set the Record Straight' About Their Relationship” there’s an article from NewsWeek that explains a great deal of their time together
Is no one going to talk how in "Stones to Abigail" he legit roller blades into a *school shooting* and afterwards has a talk with the president of US?? My dudes, Onision is like the defenition of April 1st
Not only that, he roller blades into a school shooting, to SAVE SOMEONE (I think his girlfriend) and TAKES THE ROLLER BLADES OFF cause theres blood on the floor. Instead of you know, using them to get to the person hes saving faster. The roller blades were literally just there almost like it was intended to be a joke but it WASNT
What gets me is how Greg is such a terrible writer AND person. “Here, allow me to have several moments where my main character, our protagonist, is insanely homicidal, even going so far as to fantasize terroristic events and idolize/imitate school shooters (literally the Columbine shooters did the whole trench coat and face paint thing that Greg goes on and on about). What’s that? I need character development? Oh he gets a few girlfriends and suddenly has a change of he-SIKE! HE’S A MARTYR NOW BABY! OF WHAT? IDK! DESPITE HIM BEING AN UTTERLY SHIT CHARACTER AND PERSON HE’S A MARTYR CAUSE I SAID SO.”
The book could have taken such a great turn. Imagine everything up until the fight with the jocks is real, then instead of winning je gets OBLITERATED by them, his gf stays out of pity and his guildtripping and the rest of the book is the characters (his dad with anger issues, the girlfriend, the jock and the neck guy) trying to find out if there will be a school shooting while Arthur's perspective keeps showing him as a delusional wimpy kid who couldn't hurt a fly but constantly fantasized about it. Book ends with the jocks killing him out of fear.
The language of this book reminds me that scene from Jimmy Neutron that became a meme when someone calls Jimmy out on his insistence on using big scientific words for everyday conversations and common items.
Could you imagine Onision in an actual fight? He'd get his ass kicked, but the whole time he'd been going "I'm not losing! 'm winning! You're not rally punching me at all!" even as the teeth get knocked out of his face. "I won! He lost and I won!" he could declare as he lies there, his limbs broken, his attacker just shrugging and walking away.
He's actually working on a fourth one right now. Two chapters are already available online (found it somewhere on kiwifarms, buried deep on the onision thread, but the first chapter is on krimson rogue's channel if you wanna watch it and there's a censored version of chapter two floating around on twitter) It's incredibly disturbing and disgusting, so I recommend you don't read it (you really, really don't want to, trust me)
@@jameisname6177 yeah, it's like he's describing his worst fantasies. Reading the second chapter actually made me want to vomit and commit toaster bath, the details that were described were deeply troubling and absolutely gross
its so weird how he sees every person as just ONE thing. "if you're a sports fan, it doesn't matter what else you are, your life is worthless to me." like, most people enjoy more than one thing Greg, you don't have to threaten their lives
It's easy to distance yourself from a caricature. They're basically human shaped paperweights. People unironically fall for, like, NPC theory because of this. It's just easier to exist in a world where you (and/or your close friends) are the only Real Person TM.
It’s a form of narcissism, I think it’s called Main Character Syndrome. Basically the person believes the world revolves around them like a movie, which definitely seems to be the case here.
I remember in Life is strange the girl Chloe( I think, its been a while ) does something similar, I just loathe writers who manage to fuck up making a character sympathetic so much I actively want to just kill the characters instead.
@@ryanbyrne8730 Oh yeah! And at one point she point blank shoots metal and is surprised when it ricochets into her fucking stomach. And when you rewind time, Max blames the gun because of course she does
I love Mr. Greg Onison Banana Heffley so much he brings me such joy. The fact that he thinks he has a big galaxy brain by saying things like, “If our species collectively lost love for children, our species itself would begin to die off” yes onion. If we didn’t care for children they would die. How profound! Us mere mortals are NOTHING compared to your wisdom.
The funny thing is that wearing all black doesn't actually make you look bigger, it actually makes you look smaller. Luckily for us Arthur is a big boy giga chad so that's not a problem
as a strong reader who made the mistake of reading this whole monstrosity, it's around 120-150 pages, but there's only 100-175 words per page. if it was formatted properly, it'd probably be under 100 pages. 100 pages of trash
Damn that's like, the length of a kids book. Makes sense that the benchmark Greg was using for his book was for kids, he probably "borrowed" his inspirations from his victims
@@temporalCaster When he wrote Stones to Abbigale didn't he say he hadn't read books in like 15 years? The last things he ever read might have been kids' books
do onion boy's parents read his books? why is he so afraid of swearing or mentioning slurs? he's so edgy but he can't even tell us what word goths get called????
Bro really thinks it's alright to gr00m kids in his audience, but won't say no-no words in his horrendously sexist/ generally hateful book in case mommy tells him off
Probably cause he wanted to murder people. No disrespect to our soldiers who genuinely care about serving our country, but there's a portion that are just way into the idea of killing people and need an excuse that pays them.
I heard he did get in but he got in big trouble for just being a general dickhead and not listening to orders? It lasted like months, so not much better than what you said lol
"Unfortunately for Asher, I had to kill him creatively using my bear hands." He has bear hands? That's the most creative and interesting thing in this book so far! Oh ... wait, never mind, it's misspelled. False alarm.
Arthur secretly having animal shapeshifting abilities like Chuck Norris or some shit would've been way more interesting than literally anything in this book.
I was bullied and had many of the same views this guy had, in fact I'm ashamed to say this is almost exactly the book I would have written when I was 15... but this guy is more than double that age, which is what worries me, though I don't know how old he was when he wrote it, I suspect even 15 year old me would have had better taste than... _this_
It's hilarious seeing Greg try and make like.. a Big Bad Racist, Homophobic Villain in his books, as if he isn't.... all of those things and more. As he clearly demonstrates in the very same book.
The internet should make a book titled "This is why we hate you" about all of the terrible shit Onion has commited and send it to him. 1. Write the book, possibly from Onions POV, parodying him and his style of "humor" as well as just his... Edginess. 2. Rewrite it in that ancient language where you replace letters with numbers and symbols to seem edgy. 3. Find his adress. 4. Someone in his state send it to him through mail, or possibly just yeet it at his door. 5. Observe.
Being a good fiction author means having the ability to put yourself in the shoes of someone else who a lot of times has completely different life experiences and world views than you do.. Greg doesn’t have the ability to see outside of his small bubble of a world view.. it’s laughable how childish and ignorant he comes across and his books are stunning examples of this.
Ah, so it's like Naruto getting to cure Sasuke's childhood trauma at the end of _Shippuden_ ... he spoke like a truly good writer... I always knew that you didn't have to live through the same things to understand, and therefore empathize with others
@@White_Recluse lmao why would I? I didn't even know who onision was before this video. It's just funny to me that he says "it’s laughable how childish and ignorant he comes across and his books are stunning examples of this." like he actually read the book.
Onision is the best motivator a writer could ask for, because no matter how cringey my ideas are they'll always be better than his nihilistic garbage. So thank you Onion soup, for giving me the courage to start my fanfic where Darth Vader ends up in Overwatch.
> "i am an alpha male" > constantly cries > has tantrums like a toddler > wears makeup to school jokes aside this book provides a lot of insight into onisions twisted ass mind and his view of the world
This book is basically if JD from heathers kept a diary. He has a girlfriend, hates humanity, has murderous intentions and wears a trench coat. Also his mother is dead and he has daddy issues. I cannot believe the similarities between Arthur and JD, it's hilarious. This book sounds awful to read.
at least JD actually had a thought process! it was wrong and horrible and he was horrible, but he also got SUPER CLOSE to his goal and he only doesn't succeed because Veronica outwitted him. He had a brain and he actually got shit done
yeah except JD was an interesting and well thought out character (even if he was a terrible person) unlike Arthur who is just a bad character and doesn’t have any weaknesses and is basically god
42:54 Hi, actual Veteran here, UCMJ stands for Uniform Code of Military Justice, it's basically the all eaching law that applies to all service members regardless of branch. I'm also fairly confident that UCMJ doesn't state what he claims in the book, and definitely not in that language. If it did or does no one cares. I'm fairly certain Greggy got this wrong because 1. he's an idiot and 2. he never finished his training and wasn't even honorably discharged, I.E. he was shit at the military. Heck, I'd have to go out of my way to look into it, but I'm pretty sure he can't even claim himself as a veteran as a legal status. So this already dumb shit where he cited a portion of UCMJ but had been set up for failure by not being told the whole thing (not that someone in Greg's (or whatever he called his self-insert, I've already forgotten because I can't be bothered.) position would have any sort of real specific education on UCMJ since it wouldn't be relevant if anything he would be maybe aware of and citing Air Force Regulation here) is actually way fucking dumber because as usual, it's Grongger pulling shit out of his ass. Yes, I am aware the above is probably a nightmare to read. I'm lazy, there's no excuse, just laziness. Edit: Hi again, I actually want to point out that basically every military-related part of this book, at least as shown in this video because I'm not subjecting myself to reading this shit, can be rebutted with "That's not how that works, that's not how any of that works". It's basically all wrong and misconstrued and misrepresented, it's a joke. A sad pathetic joke that earns no laughs. And I still grammar not so good.
I’m pretty sure grog was in the military for a week or so. I’ve heard that he got naked in front of some official to prove that he wasn’t a robot or some shit and got discharged for that. Not sure how true that is, though.
On the plus side, I feel a lot better about all the fanfics I wrote when I was 12. Edit: rewatching the video. 35:16. ITS OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN MY OLD FANFICS. At least I know when to use ‘breathe’ instead of ‘BREATH’. What the actual HELL Greg?!?
The way he handled the reveal that Arthur was molested by his father makes me think that at some point Greg realized not everyone intrinsically hates fathers as much as he does so he had to find a way to make Arthur's hatred of his own father justifiable and he had to go straight to him molesting his own son because it's the quickest way to put his main character automatically in the right of any confrontation they have
Brillford Wimley It’s almost sad. If anything it’s Lainey that needs help after everything, naturally she should face consequences for grooming children as should Greg but Lainey was literally taken on as a child by Greg. How fucked do you think her psyche would be? I’d
"if free will was real i could choose to be gay"
he could also choose to be a better writer but here we are
omg 😂😂😂
Nice.
Oof man. Got a liscence to,burn that hard?
Jesus, I think you just killed him.
"If free will was real, I could choose to be a lemon."
-winston Churchill
if onision was good at romance he wouldn't have like 17 divorces and 22 paedophilia cases
If Onision was a decent human being, we wouldn't be shitting on him.
DoubleSloth Gaming if onision was a decent human being, Greg would probably have better writing skills
@@thebiolibrary5572 if onision was a good person he wouldn't exist
@@DoubleSlothgaming don't know about that the internet is retarded
@@matthewrivera288 that's true, i guess we'd have a less legitimate reason either then him being a shit writer
The cover looks like a fan fiction an edgy 14 year old wrote after seeing Joker and being a little too into it.
This isn’t even Joker tho it’s just whack 😔
AppleBeats 100% agreed
I’m just gonna ignore the fact that I’m only 16 and still decided to shit on people only two years younger than me.
Waffles how did you describe my hella manipulative ex???
Even I write better stories.
(Sorry for flexing, I don’t even think my stories are good but ya, thanks for your time)
“I wore all black to look bigger” is the single stupidest thing onion boy has ever written. That’s literally the exact opposite of how that works.
As a chubby person, can confirm.
@@graysonrogers-barnes6302 Have you tried wearing no black clothing
You must not have heard of his third book
@@graysonrogers-barnes6302 Hi.
I ask around:
Shouldnt we report/flag
Onisions Channel on youtube?
I mean, i would never ask that if it just
were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not?
I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that
Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'.
Is our disagreement with Greg just 'taste'? Or is it 'He's objectively
hateful'??
@@loturzelrestaurant it’s that he abuses the women in his life
Just to be clear, this isn't a fantasy for him, this is probably how he views himself. A victim but also a fighter, an aggressive person but also the most kind caring person ever, the best man a woman can ask for while also viewing them as little more than sexual objects.
And of course he dies at the end so he can really hammer in the messiah complex he clearly has, what a piece of shit.
little less*
Sphyme Celestait
...what
Spoilers, Bro!
no one:
greg: aRGH gOd iSnT rEaL aNd i dONt rEsPeCt pEoPLeS bEliEfS
Blue Shell “little less than than sexual objects” compared to “little more to sexual objects” i think...
Onision still can't move on from highschool so he wrote a y/n character to finally feel cool
I mean he's dated girls who would be high schoolers
Arthur is what every neckbeard wants to be😂
@@axeljm1976 When Author gets rejected by the neckbeards- The sequel
What does y/n stand for?
PixieDust if I remember correctly, Your Name.
"Mom, can we get Joker?"
"No, we have Joker at home"
Joker at home:
the main character is literally named arthur too
Joker being compared to Onision is the sickest burn of this life and the next. Contrary wise, Onision being compared to the Joker is a complement far beyond his worth.
Dude don’t to Joker dirty like that 😂
Jk I love this joke
This is my favourite comment
plot twist: joker is actually based on this book
"Dressed like a depressed librarian." Me, a depressed library employee, looking down to see that I'm wearing a very similar top: "well, FUCK"
Well consider this
You're not Onision.
@@MediaGhost_ thanks for the positive reinforcement
@@MediaGhost_ Hi.
I ask around: Shouldnt we report/flag
Onisions Channel on youtube?
I mean, i would never ask that if it just
were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not?
I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that
Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'.
Well?
@@loturzelrestaurant I wouldn't do that because it's best to ignore him and move on with your life, knowing no matter what you do, at least your not onion boy
@@MediaGhost_ I see your point; i really do,
but even just looking at his channel: He has still gullable people AND YOUNG PEOPLE who fall for his manipulation.
So i wonder if he shouldnt be removed from youtube (which i dont wonder light-heartedly),
as he's really spiteful and bashed religion and vegans and whatnotelse.
ALL VIdeos on his channel, to your info, are all 'Fund-Raising', ya know.
...
So i dont think 'looking away from the issue' is the right thing here. I think its better to think about acting.
When he said "you can't talk, you're a camera"
I felt that.
Cameras rise up
guess im a camera now
I felt it when he said "I'm a fraud"
Shut up, camera
Camera lives matter
Onision is so hateable even Jacksfilms can't do lighthearted satire on him and just screams whenever he's brought up
LMAO
I can hear this comment
I mean I don’t blame him
@@wakisabe Me too.
@@thatoneguy6146 HONESTLY
imagine living 40 years as a tree only to be used as paper for onision's book
milk steak boiled over hard
Your profile picture brought me back to sixth grade.
Imagine, a forest burning down in smoke and flames.
You know this is your end but you are assured that your offspring will live on
They will grow, stronger after the burning of the forest
Forty years later you still watch them fondly
You see with great sorrow that in which disasters
Will be the only way your generation will live on
But you hear, "We need more paper! We need more trees!"
"We have permission to chop down the forest over there."
"Good! Get this down by next month."
You feel panic and happiness run through your non-existent trunks
You knew this would happen one day or another
This is alas the end to most trees
You feel great happiness because someone else will now treasure your offspring as you do
But you, see your offspring turn into....... *WHy I hAte YoU*
You commit seppuku soon after
*TL:DR I wrote a cringe worthy of a short story, in which is probably a little above Onison's book*
Edit: Spell check.
@@halfway7690 This is a beautiful short story. Please write more.
@@FlareJollyDragoness ヽ༼⁰o⁰；༽ノ
@@halfway7690 I'm serious, please keep writing more wacky stories. I enjoy reading them as I am a (part-time) writer myself. How do you do? ^^
“I can write catcher in the rye”
- someone who can not write catcher in the rye
BrownCoconut man I was surprised nobody mentioned this because...THIS, this is it right here
What is Catcher in The Rye about?
n99cents m “I can’t get my rocks off, time to look at some grass”
**billie joe armstrong would like to know your location**
and the third one is him trying to write stranger in a strange land
So this book is basically the ultimate incel fantasy.
This guy saved us money and time from this dumb book
Calling him an incel is an insult to incels
Reedboi1703 uncle is a good term for this sense he is something different
Incels aren't real
Nah incels have shot up schools, he hasn’t done that yet
Those chapter names read as unused cards against humanity cards
Christopher Walken, UNDERRATED COMMENT!!!
8:48
Perfect description
@@ieatgarbage8771 definitely adding these to blank cards
XDDDDD
Fun fact: one of Onion’s fans kindly offered to edit his book for him and he went absolutely apeshit, taking it as an insult. That’s why his books have so many typos and grammatical errors: he is so bad at taking criticism he can’t even handle someone helping him fix a comma splice.
i am convinced onision is a troll
He is bad at handling criticism because the guy has some serious case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. That's why he goes after teens and mentally week women, that old man is way to incompetent to even handle a woman of his age. Even Blaire Shite kept him on his place.
@@Mariet31 alright good point I retract my previous statement
There's a Spanish TH-camr that's exactly the same. He didn't have his books edited because they would lose his touch I think. The best part of this is that the fucking book got printed and shipped across the ocean all the way from Spain to South America and the dude who's an abusive disgusting man is still out on the streets abusing minors.
oh my god
he's the Spanish version of onision
Really?? Can I ask where you heard this??
I just told my wife her facial proportions are beyond sufficient, that she looks generally healthy and I could listen to her for some time. She called me an idiot and left the room.
Relationship goals
@@pickleman_has_urgesoh yes
this is absolute peak relationship, it does not get better than this
I said this to my partner and they laughed and said "thanks babe love you too" and walked off
Do you think i should beat up random people for their honor next?
@@artsyscrub3226 You should fight someone that they kinda know after they were in close proximity to them
onision is the personification of that picture of the video tape that says “the bible read in a condescending voice by a 14 year old atheist”
Exactly
Personally I atleast find that somewhat amusing. Like there is atleast a little bit of self awareness.
Not even the actual video just a picture of the tape
Edit:grammar
HA you call an atheist self aware
@@Thorbrine no, I called a single atheist self aware.
Greg: Calls humanity sexist
Also Greg: Objectifies women for the entire book
Yeah it's strange considering he's trash, not human
@@kushagratripathi7444 that's an insult to Trash. I've seen Trash that's better than him.
It's not even just in this book...it's all of the books! Hell there's a rape hero fantasy situation where he finally dies saving two women (who he's fucking) from sexual assualt at the hands of his enemies. The scene is so graphic.
@@MidnightWanderer00 he's gone so low that he has reached below bedrock
@@God-ch8lq Onision fell into the void
It's scary how he writes his protagonists as these violent, hateful people and wants us to believe they're the heroes.
Well that is possible if you're a good writer but this...no
Anti heroes exist but Greg didn’t write an anti hero that people could sympathize with.
It's really to the point where it wouldn't take much tweaking to turn Arthur into an unreliable narrator - like if he gave the people around him realistic reactions to his nihilistic garbage it'd almost be a decent plot.
Wicked Minish agreed
zachisonfire amazing example, Greg could only wish to reach that level
“I bet if you offered my roommate 100 million dollars to smother me, he’d do it the first chance he got” bitch, I’d do it if I was offered 35 cents and some pocket lint
It’s onision, we’d do it for free.
personally i'd pay to do it
"you disrespected a future american soldier"
Wait that was him?
But the guy actually became an actual soldier right?
Tostper no.
@@ileanabriannemari he joined the airforce and got chaptered out for not confirming.
@Ordonity He joined but dipped after a few months because he didn't like being told what to do. There's a scene in this very book that's really really specific about some details of the military (like code or something) which basically just means it actually happened.
Greg thinks of himself as the Joker, but is actually just a joke
damn
Not even a good joke.
holy fucking shit .
Even Jared Leto is more of a Joker than Onion boy. I'm actually surprised he didn't get "damaged" tattoo on his forehead yet.
Kanra his forehead *will be* damaged, when Chris Hansen and the FBI throw their asses in prison
Onision gives me immeasurable confidence that my writing will never be the worst books released
You're right, damn
Even if I wrote a book with just blank pages it would be Shakespeare compared to Onision's book.
For someone having a writer's block this made my day
@Daddly Lou Gerera ayy thanks ur a true person of culture
I'm sorta on the borderline here, still worried my writing could be worse lmao
Honestly as an aspiring writer, onision is one of my main role models. Mainly because if I ever get in my own head thinking that what I'm writing is dumb or bad, I just have to look to onision's dumpster fire of a book and I'm just filled with confidence
Heh, same. :)
Dude same!!! Im usually worried when it comes to "if I actually finish writing, how can I even publish? Is it hard? How do I do that?" and then Onion come sour with 3 books and I'm like "ah,,,,, not THAT hard I guess-"
Honestly, same
Same! If Onion Fucker can get his awful shit published, my homoromantic high fantasy can too!
@xewoiurowieue It really depends on the author. I‘ve read some incredible fanfiction, which would make good novels, if not for the fact their entire premise is built on someone else‘s ip.
All stories worth reading aren’t „literature“ anyways. They’re prose. =D
This book reads like “mein kampf ” if hitler had blue hair and a drinking problem
CaptaTech
bold of you to assume that Onion is even human
@@linkinlog8543 I think it's more bold to assume he is a legal citizen
@CaptaTech nah hes just flesh
@@silliestnico yeah just a pile of bloody flesh
@@khatunamezvrishvili6211 he is only rotted meat
The whole character of Arthur is just r/iamverybadass
And r/Iamverysmart
@@dilophosaurussk4333 and r/iamveryedgy
@@beanzed538 Yes.
i think the whole sub was created for him😂
Also r/im14andthisisdeep
Please read Stones to Abigail. Ya boy skates into a school shooting.
I wish I was joking
_SKATES INTO A SCHOOL SHOOTING_
he eventually has to take them off because the floor was too sticky with blood.
I'm still disappointed there's no school shooting in Reaper's Creek.
That one was my LEAST favorite
@@mar6488 I wish he killed God with some SiCk sKaTe tRiCkS
The whole "If humans weren't able to speak they wouldn't be able to be racist, homophobic, etc." is in my opinion the epitomy of Greg's "deep thoughts" and perfectly encapsulates how fake deep he is.
old comment but to add on to this, it's as if Onion boi never heard the phrase "actions speak louder than words". You can still be racist, homophobic, etc without verbal communication, so if anything it solved literally nothing
@@MinatheRaichu well the action of writing this book has far reaching effect on me now, sorry old coment
Fr you can still be offensive to people without saying a single word. General body language and expressions can show how someone feels and then there’s also physical hate crimes and such. Onion boy didn’t think that out very well
He’s acting like our pre-evolved ancestors who couldn’t speak didn’t kill each other on sight 💀
if anything having no language would lead to more racism as communication is the best way to understand others and de-escalate situations, of course the same can be said for the opposite effect
That book reads like an abusive, gaslighting partner.
Rather befitting considering the author.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird *self insert
perfect, since that’s the author.
Did you mean: My best friends ex named Zach?
well said lmao
This book reads like and incel forum condensed into a novel.
Sadly he seems to have bred
@@jaysun8942 nah dont call Onision the devil, he'll like that too much because it fits in with his teenage edgy personality. Better yet call him fucking crusty the clown because hes nothing but a hot topic bozo
@@jaysun8942 good on you for seeing through eventually
Sam Markby I mean Onision is pretty much an Incel at this point
“Condensed” is a very generous word but I very much see what you mean
Arthur: "I have a degenerative disease"
Also Arthur:"I am strong enough to snap necks with only 50% of my power and can beat up multiple highschool athletes"
Nothing like forgetting plot points in your own story because you're too fucking arrogant to *write down* the major plot points in your own story.
(I think that's basically how Onision writes stories lol: just freestyle except with 0 considerations given)
When you wanna be an alpha but also want sympathy lmao
It's probably about his brain. Reminder, Onion had multiple head traumas during his childhood.
The "degenerative disease" thing was metaphorically talking about being lazy and how he rarely is lazy. Still a shitty book but that isn't a plot hole.
Arthur is a chuunibyou
"Chris has an adorable neck. This is not going where you think it is."
Proceeds to go where I think it is
Dang, you're edgy
@@nabeelnitro6447 we all are
@@nabeelnitro6447 I mean, if you know Onision well enough, ofc it'd take a violent turn
I mean, I don't know which way it could've gone
@@communistpropaganda3629 The homoerotic way
"She taught me not to feel sorry for my self" proceeds to write a whole journal that is all self-pity and complaining about everything.
She was clearly a very good teacher
Did a bad job there onion broodmother
@@SunnyDragonfly "onion broodmother" What the fuck is this arcane creature you just name dropped.
@@user-jq1if7ue1e what the hell you made a whole Cryptid
Omion
onision: bold and brash
everyone: _belongs in the trash_
I Don't Know You, but i love you
Correction! "Belongs, up his ass!"
At least Squidward's painting looked kinda good. This book should be burned.
This couldn’t describe this book better.
@@jacknapier8201 agreed, set the dumpster on fire after putting him inside too
Onision sounds like a 14 year old deviant artist who's favorite hobby is drawing his OC beating up his school bullies alongside Shadow the Hedgehog and Altair Ibn-LaʼAhad.
Nah, that's an insult to Shadow. He wasn't born an edgelord. It's just that one game that won't just get away and that different writer who didn't get him.
Don't do Altair like that, man
No, he's worse. I've seen 14 year olds on deviant art with actual talent.
Ayy don't do my man Altäir like that
Give deviant artists credit, at least they have a modicum of talent to actually DRAW OUT their edgy OCs.
all the romance in this book reads like an AI dungeons campaign where the bot tries to develop a relationship
As someone who experimented with how quick I could get my character into a sex scene this is very true.
Fallout 4 sex% speedrun
@@Rainbowthewindsage im interested in the result of this
@@von0312 you can literally start the prompt with a sex scene. You could, anyways, rip AI dungeon.
Your couch looks like it’s made of cobblestone from Minecraft
I don’t know i stg I kept thinking it was a special effect or background thingy
@@djreems8813 That would be a weird vagina
Grayscale glowstone
I think it’s the point
Jasper Stuart pff omg
Onision isn't a comedian, his mom is because she made such a joke
Damn
She was laughing so hard after the fact she died from oxygen loss
a joke that has been going on for too long
Best “ur mom” joke I’ve ever heard
SomeFilthyCasual it’s like that joke that’s really fucken bad but you laugh anyway
"if humans didnt have mouths we wouldn't be racist, homophobic, ablest, misogynistic, all those awful things."
then proceeds to be racist, homophobic, ablest, misogynistic
*sign language has entered the chat*
...
*physical violence have entered the chat*
@@tomgeytenbeek2207 *Text To Speech has entered the chat*
...
*Text has entered the chat*
I think the whole "you have to not speak in order to not be horrible" meant that he can't open his mouth without "triggering the libs." Because he says awful things.
sounds like onion boy needs to have his mouth privileges revoked, stat :)
Cause he has a mouth sjjsjss
Things Onision writes about but has zero idea how they work, a short list:
-butterflies
-free will
-the human condition
-fighting
-women
-dating
-marriage
-the legal system
Feel free to add more
-the police
-morality
-high school principals
Taxes and gay people
-The military
He writes like an edgy 14 year old “atheist” kid that gets made fun of and threw a tantrum when his dad told him to go to Church.
Aren't they all like that?
@@m0vnt41n5 no.
[MTs] MOUNTAINS I’m 13 but I’m not like that
@@m0vnt41n5 Not really, and even the ones who are grow out of it. Onision's still stuck in that edgy 14 year old phase though
@@thebaIding yh
So basically in this story:
Greg wrote a Mary Sue in everyone’s eyes, but a self insert to his own
he essencially wrote a fanfic about his own life.
So he wrote Gary Stu
Correct. It's a self-insert Gary Stu story
A Mary Sue that's a psychpath that hates literally everyone. This dude wrote a White Supremacist.
Most Mary Sues and Gary Stus are self inserts.
onision is the only person that said "it's not just a phase, mom" and it's actually true
Unfortunately.
What mom
@@korinnichi8311 lol
He's literally worse though.
I never thought about it but, that is so fucking accurate. I hate it honestly. 😂
Onision: "Children are just legal slaves of their parents, nobody listens to them!"
Also Onision: "Adopts" a kid with his co-groomer.
He also has kids.
Apparently
he had to prove that he didn’t throw one of them out of a window??
Also sad to know that his Co Groomer was also groomed by him,, mans a monster
Groomed co-groomer
Arthur: Doesn't get in trouble for breaking arms, ripping eyes out or literally murdering people.
Also Arthur: almost gets arrested for not eating the food his dad prepared
Does Greg even know how the authorities work?
Of course not. Have you seen his legal troubles? 😂
I have read this, and from what i understand, his dad overblew the situation.
Or I'm filling the gaps and I just don't understand
He served the wrong Chris Hansen, he clearly doesn't
Ha no he doesn’t, he’s a damm moron remember?
Greg wouldn't be Onision if he did kekw
"They get millions for just kicking a ball around."
Meanwhile Greg used to make thousands on his patreon for videos of him making out with his toilet.
@iit’2 2ollux bruh We can only hope lol
His
*w h a t*
CheriiPasuteru excuse me, what the fuck
He gets millions for just licking a stall around 😭
OOOOOOHHHH BOY! This line is so dumb.
Let's assume he talks about soccer. Sure, you kick a ball around, but there is also maneuvering, forward thinking and strategies in order to win in soccer.
*as a 17 year old Arthur is the most unrelatable person ive ever heard of.*
Same
Same.
(I’ll be back in 2 years when I turn 17)
Agreed.
A disgrace to Arthurs everywhere
A principal freaking out because of some teens fighting over a girl is hilarious. On her first month as a middle school teacher, my friend had to separate two teenage girls fighting over a Popsicle... twice.
was it the same teenage girls? or were they two separate girls? and more importantly, what popsicle
I mean, if it was a cherry popsicle, I totally get it.
@@jacksongreen4107 it was
@@victorianeechan yeah, see, that's completely understandable. I'd fight someone for a cherry popsicle
@@KralisedraNah. I mean, I get it, but lime is best, IMO.
Onion boy should quit writing and go back to running from Chris Hansen.
Aidan Seay he should then proceed to get caught by Chris Hansen (Kai too)
This whole book is those "daydreaming" scenarios every teenager has like owning up to their bully or your crush asks you out and such
"And then I was super cool and beat up the kids that were mean to me and my pretty girlfriend who loves me by the way but I looked super cool and they were scared and all the jocks were afraid of me so fuck you Brian from school and you're stupid girlfriend Ashley you don't deserve her >:(" Is pretty much how I imagine the teenager fantasizing scenario
May daydream were always comebacks I could have said in a conversation that happened two days ago.
@@Rainbowthewindsage i relate to this on a spiritual level
@@Rainbowthewindsage My daydreams are just what Jojo outfits I think I would look cool in
I have those and they're more blended in reality than anything in this book
On behalf of all atheists/agnostics:
We don't like him either.
Seconded
I did it guys! I did the "nice" number
@@Cumdaemon Congrats, now join the dark side!
Kadie I was raised catholic and when the (modern) christians abandon you you up fucked up big time
Edit: minor grammar
@@anthonyminarik1962 ?
You, StrangeÆons, and KrimsonRogue reviewing his terrible books gives me so much life.
However, learning of these books drains even more life
Watching people rip these books to shreds is giving me new life
All of them have their own methods.
StrangeÆons focuses more on how the content of the books reflect how bad of a person Greg is.
KrimsonRogue gravitates more towards how awful the writing is.
And Kappa exposes ALL of the unfiltered cringe.
@@TheGardiner And each, I live for. 😂❤
@@smileplease_91 Shouldnt we report/flag
Onisions Channel on youtube?
I mean, i would never ask that if it just
were a lot of Typos and Grammar Mistakes - but its not?
I mean, he's a sexist Racist who bashes Religion so hard that
Atheists all over the world say 'STOP ALREADY!'.
I mean, i would never even bring this up,
but youtube has a flag-button; shouldnt we use it
against this sexist Racist who bashes Religion
SO HARD that Atheists all over the world
say 'STOP ALREADY!'?
Oh you should see what leaked in his new book
FPS DIESEL I am intrigued but at the same time I don’t want to buy anything even faintly related to Greg
@@grinchgames98 michelle reviewed it so you don't have to th-cam.com/video/ncQStmuwJRY/w-d-xo.html
Was it poo? I bet it was poo.
krimsonrogue has a video w more of the book in it too th-cam.com/video/3n86cPyyyaU/w-d-xo.html
Lord of Tartar Sauce It’s way too descriptive porn
Onision's books read like minecraft school roleplays.
At least more than one person has fun in minecraft school roleplays
Even those had better writing than whatever garbage Greg wrote
Even those shitty wattpad fanfics have better writing than Onision's book
@@zoeas_if i'm on wattpad & can confirm that at least some of them have VASTLY better writing than mr önion's book. some are equally shitty tho & and, in terms of writing/grammar quality, most are much worse 😭 tbh his book reminds me of My Immortal if it was written by a wattpad school shooter
Unismoonis LMAO yeah that’s about everyone’s initial reaction to discovering that
this book sounds like a origin story for a creepypasta oc
YandereMedicine I do get Jeff the Killer vibes from it.
@@KM-hv1jg "He got a feeling"
A Ninja “a feeling so complicated”
Not even a good one! Like a Gary sue oc who's gonna marry Jeff the fucking killer
@@KM-hv1jg REALLY? HERE? A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
This book is written from the perspective of the main character, so I think he actually got his ass kicked throughout the book but his ego was too fragile to admit he lost even in his own diary
If you want an unreliable narrator just get The Diary Of Wimpy Kid books
@@WorshipperOfKhone
Think about it, they’re both named Greg…
@@seriousserialcereal5388 now I'm just wishing Jeff Kinney was the father Greg hated so much and that the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books were literally about Greg as a way to low key roast him
greg's acting like he's so tough but if a kid came to my school wearing skeleton face-paint and a trench coat, he would get bullied to the ground-
very.pansexual hello Kevin, we meet once again
@@lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128 c u l t ?
This is literally taken directly from a show on netflix I just cant remember the name. It was some ghost boy who shot up his school
Sam Tourville American Horror story season 1
All hail the dear leader.
Honestly this book should just be called “Rants and Sex”
More like Rants and Sexism
Daddy Meme Master that too
Larps and Sexism
Why is this /b/?
Or 'I Attended One Psychology Class Online and Think I Know Everything Now'.
True tbh
Onision Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
STRANGE ÆONS
At least My Immortal was funny and not creepy 😭
AJDKDHAJSDJJS
“Hi my name is Greggory Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way...”
My Immortal is infinitely more entertaining than this book
Going through Onision's work is like watching a playthrough of a Telltale game by a player who can't help but make all the wrong decisions.
But even less entertaining
Funny you mention that ‘cause in a Telltale game, Greg’s rant about lacking free will actually makes sense.
nice profile pic!
so this book is just "and then everyone clapped"?
@Untitled Title i-
@Untitled Title NO-
@Untitled Title I know what you're going for, but I just imagine the whole cast of people barging into the bedroom and applauding
@Untitled Title You bastard you made me laugh
Lol
I feel like Onision is that kid is high school which deeply misunderstood Nietzche and mainly learned his philosophies from pop culture references and movies
how much you wanna bet onision had a fight club poster in his room at one point
Checks out
he's that dick you went to high school with because he watched pulp fiction, fight club, and the dark night that one time and only half remembers what happened in each.
Only he never grew up
This is as true, as it is sad.
In his other book he also takes the whole “god is dead“/ “we have to sacrifice god“ thing waaay too literaly.
What a joke. The only person Greg beats up is his girlfriends.
Don’t forget his kids. He beats them too
@@anissalouise6496 nah he left that to gravity
@@JohnDoe-vw4zf lmfaoo broooo
@@anissalouise6496 Greg has kids?
@@freeze2869 Somehow he managed to do it, but yeah he has like 2 I think
"I hate everyone and I want them to die"
*Pages later*
"I don't want anyone getting hurt and I must do everything in their power to protect them"
Onision learned Everything he knows from Tiktok.
In most other book, I would call that character development
But because it’s Greg, it’s just inconsistency at its finest
@@sweethysteria8737 Yep
@@sweethysteria8737 I love 'Stargate' for having epic, well-deserves Character-Developement,
not only for the Protag's but also for Humanity as a Whole.
@@nenmaster5218 jesus stop spamming ads in the comment section.
I want to write a book that's completely the opposite. "This is why I love you." Where I'll show the brightest part of life, the most wholesome facts, and why we should love each other despite everything.
You really should.
@@esteban8471 but I don't have any writing skills.
@@choccocker You're better than this trash book, and that should be more than enough for you to write anything competent.
@@esteban8471 alrighty then. Method 1: I tell all the bad things that happened to me, but on an optimist point of view (loss of loved one, bullying, constant sadness, etc). Then I give more importance to happy, fortunate things. How does that sound ?
@@choccocker Yes. That's the most important thing about a wholesome book: positivity.
Is no one gonna talk about how Arthur somehow wrote about the fight that he died in?
I was just going to say that! It's hilarious, I'm picturing this guy writing about his death in his diary from the afterlife.
@@klg9549 honestly such a nerd move for such a "tough" guy
So get this, "in his honor" his girlfriend and his girlfriend's girlfriend finish out the book in his writing style, because Greg is incapable of writing in any voice but his own
I love every fight that apparently plays out perfectly in someone's head as if it's a damn anime, or they are Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock Holmes, I allowed him to hit me a couple of times, before I used my arm against blah blah blah, stompdown and then broke his arm while he screamed, i teleported behind him, nothing personal.
It was noted, but I was so happy the book was ending and Arthur was dead, that I stopped questioning.
fun fact the parts about his dad is how onision ACTUALLY views his dad. that "choking" incident is an actual event that onision lied to the police about when he attacked his dad.
To have his self-insert cry about the police not believing him when the real him actually *lied* now makes this even worse.
@@klg9549 are you surprised? This is Greg were talking about
I was waiting for someone to point this out. it's so blatant that he's the main character.
Then how is his relationship with his father?
Little Star if you look up “TH-camr Onision's Dad Wants to 'Set the Record Straight' About Their Relationship” there’s an article from NewsWeek that explains a great deal of their time together
A Team Fortress 2 meme can summarize Onision's writing
-This...is a book
-Dear God...
-There's more
-No!
Link?
@@banjofangirl3458 th-cam.com/video/JmSqorj-EC0/w-d-xo.html
@@banjofangirl3458 *It came to me in a dream...*
@@WorshipperOfKhonebest answer
Is no one going to talk how in "Stones to Abigail" he legit roller blades into a *school shooting* and afterwards has a talk with the president of US??
My dudes, Onision is like the defenition of April 1st
April Fool's Day is funny though and he's not. He's not just a joke, he's a BAD joke.
April first except it’s edgy as hell and wearing all black to make yourself appear bigger is mandatory
Onision is the joke that went on for too long
Not only that, he roller blades into a school shooting, to SAVE SOMEONE (I think his girlfriend) and TAKES THE ROLLER BLADES OFF cause theres blood on the floor. Instead of you know, using them to get to the person hes saving faster. The roller blades were literally just there almost like it was intended to be a joke but it WASNT
@@RainbowAnimeCupcake
That's a big bruh moment
What gets me is how Greg is such a terrible writer AND person. “Here, allow me to have several moments where my main character, our protagonist, is insanely homicidal, even going so far as to fantasize terroristic events and idolize/imitate school shooters (literally the Columbine shooters did the whole trench coat and face paint thing that Greg goes on and on about). What’s that? I need character development? Oh he gets a few girlfriends and suddenly has a change of he-SIKE! HE’S A MARTYR NOW BABY! OF WHAT? IDK! DESPITE HIM BEING AN UTTERLY SHIT CHARACTER AND PERSON HE’S A MARTYR CAUSE I SAID SO.”
At the end we should add "and you can't do anything about it so there!" To really get his five year old attitude
Hemingway was a shitty dude, but goddamn, that prose!
They didn't wear face paint at Columbine though. They did shoot themselves in the face, and that's kinda like face paint.... right?
@@Rabbit-the-One I was referring more to the dark cloaks as I’m pretty sure they wore dark clothing and such, but sure
The book could have taken such a great turn. Imagine everything up until the fight with the jocks is real, then instead of winning je gets OBLITERATED by them, his gf stays out of pity and his guildtripping and the rest of the book is the characters (his dad with anger issues, the girlfriend, the jock and the neck guy) trying to find out if there will be a school shooting while Arthur's perspective keeps showing him as a delusional wimpy kid who couldn't hurt a fly but constantly fantasized about it. Book ends with the jocks killing him out of fear.
The language of this book reminds me that scene from Jimmy Neutron that became a meme when someone calls Jimmy out on his insistence on using big scientific words for everyday conversations and common items.
It’s sodium chloride
@@sharlene3819 actually dude, it's s a l t
@@miichan1819 that'swhatisaid-
Having worked a restaurant job that episode made me fucking hate Jimmy
The fast-food guy was speaking _facts._
Could you imagine Onision in an actual fight? He'd get his ass kicked, but the whole time he'd been going "I'm not losing! 'm winning! You're not rally punching me at all!" even as the teeth get knocked out of his face. "I won! He lost and I won!" he could declare as he lies there, his limbs broken, his attacker just shrugging and walking away.
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"
'Tis but a scratch.
@@zeroattentiongaming820"we raised him wrong, as a joke"
-Onion boy's parents
“You fool, it was my plan to get kicked in the balls this whole time!”
Sounds like the ending of Wendy vs Cartman in South Park.
And this is actually his second book, dear lord. The first one is like slightly, s l i g h t l y better, and the third is just disgusting dogshit.
He's had a whole bunch of books actually check out strange aeons videos on his books
He's actually working on a fourth one right now. Two chapters are already available online (found it somewhere on kiwifarms, buried deep on the onision thread, but the first chapter is on krimson rogue's channel if you wanna watch it and there's a censored version of chapter two floating around on twitter)
It's incredibly disturbing and disgusting, so I recommend you don't read it (you really, really don't want to, trust me)
@@neonnightskies Bro I actually watched Krimson's video on it and I was in physical pain from how uncomfortable it made me feel.
@@jameisname6177 yeah, it's like he's describing his worst fantasies. Reading the second chapter actually made me want to vomit and commit toaster bath, the details that were described were deeply troubling and absolutely gross
@@neonnightskies And throughout is just the absolute glaring misogyny, and man oh m a n do I hate Onionboy.
For the love of god, never write the words 'shaved' and 'fluids' during a sex scene
F l u i d s
S h a v e d F l u i d s
* U N S H A V E D F L U I D S *
Never write sex scenes again*
At least it isn’t the word chunky
He is so alpha that he was able to write his final moments in his journal.
Alfredo Gaitan this is extremely important and nobody has mentioned it
@@hand13932 absolutely nobody. It's a travesty.
Alfredo Gaitan I wasn’t being sarcastic, it’s incredibly lazy and bad writing that nobody but you seemed to point out
@@hand13932 gotta be honest, phrased the response in a schrodinger's cat way so I could plausibly go either way.
Alfredo Gaitan I like your honesty
its so weird how he sees every person as just ONE thing.
"if you're a sports fan, it doesn't matter what else you are, your life is worthless to me."
like, most people enjoy more than one thing Greg, you don't have to threaten their lives
It's easy to distance yourself from a caricature. They're basically human shaped paperweights. People unironically fall for, like, NPC theory because of this. It's just easier to exist in a world where you (and/or your close friends) are the only Real Person TM.
It’s a form of narcissism, I think it’s called Main Character Syndrome. Basically the person believes the world revolves around them like a movie, which definitely seems to be the case here.
Greg: threatens person with gun
Other person: tries to defend himself
Greg: shoots person
Aah, yes. Self defense
I remember in Life is strange the girl Chloe( I think, its been a while ) does something similar, I just loathe writers who manage to fuck up making a character sympathetic so much I actively want to just kill the characters instead.
@@ryanbyrne8730 Nah, Chloe just gets shot
@@ryanbyrne8730 Oh yeah! And at one point she point blank shoots metal and is surprised when it ricochets into her fucking stomach. And when you rewind time, Max blames the gun because of course she does
I love Mr. Greg Onison Banana Heffley so much he brings me such joy. The fact that he thinks he has a big galaxy brain by saying things like, “If our species collectively lost love for children, our species itself would begin to die off” yes onion. If we didn’t care for children they would die. How profound! Us mere mortals are NOTHING compared to your wisdom.
That won't happen because he loves kids a little too much
T jinkies
@@dank-n-clips got to it before i could, but indeed, guess he didnt lose love for kids at all.
Throwing some Strange Æons insults in huh?
Danny Bad Time DeVito who
As a person named Arthur I apologize for this book personally.
If anything, though, Onision should be apologizing for dragging all people named Arthur through the mud
its not your fault, friend
It's okay. You never asked to be desecrated.
@Nega
See yourself more as Arthur Morgan and not Arthur Gale.
(Canon Morgan not the genocidal cowboy I know you played as your first time)
@@pugasaurusrex8253 LENNNNAAAY!
The funny thing is that wearing all black doesn't actually make you look bigger, it actually makes you look smaller.
Luckily for us Arthur is a big boy giga chad so that's not a problem
yeah, that's what I was thinking, black is slimming
as a strong reader who made the mistake of reading this whole monstrosity, it's around 120-150 pages, but there's only 100-175 words per page. if it was formatted properly, it'd probably be under 100 pages. 100 pages of trash
Just about the length of a Rainbow Magic Fairy book, except he's the goblin
@@noellepierdolla9164 omg i used to live rainbow magic fairy books! i might reread them if libraries reopen
Noelle Pierdolla holy crap you just unlocked a secret memory of my childhood, I loved those books!!!
Damn that's like, the length of a kids book.
Makes sense that the benchmark Greg was using for his book was for kids, he probably "borrowed" his inspirations from his victims
@@temporalCaster When he wrote Stones to Abbigale didn't he say he hadn't read books in like 15 years? The last things he ever read might have been kids' books
Imagine trying to make your character so cool that even gay women like him romantically
AAAAAAAA
Greggy Sue
@Anne TheReader What was it? I don’t want to click the link.
My teacher used to play that video in class. He was a weird guy.
@Anne TheReader Unrelated, but I appreciate that you used a gender neutral honorific because you don't know their gender.
Well, I personally swing both ways. But I still wouldn’t date this goth man thing.
Onision literally doesn't know what a likable person is.
He's never tried to be one.
Everything he writes is doomed to fail.
Everything he does*
And that's on narcissism
do onion boy's parents read his books? why is he so afraid of swearing or mentioning slurs? he's so edgy but he can't even tell us what word goths get called????
His parents probably read his books, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the truth
His mother has gotten onto him for being too explicit on twitter before so there’s a real possibility
@@annadean387 he, what
Yet he is 100% fine with writing elaborate sex scenes
Bro really thinks it's alright to gr00m kids in his audience, but won't say no-no words in his horrendously sexist/ generally hateful book in case mommy tells him off
Fun Fact: Greg actually tried to go into the military
He didn’t pass basic training.
Probably cause he wanted to murder people. No disrespect to our soldiers who genuinely care about serving our country, but there's a portion that are just way into the idea of killing people and need an excuse that pays them.
@@CanterlotCrusader See the difference between them and someone like Onision is that they were probably capable of being made into good soldiers.
I heard he did get in but he got in big trouble for just being a general dickhead and not listening to orders? It lasted like months, so not much better than what you said lol
やった-アリアナ
I heard the same but he refused to train because he was offended. Keep in mind that training is only a couple months.
I keep forgetting about this
"Unfortunately for Asher, I had to kill him creatively using my bear hands."
He has bear hands? That's the most creative and interesting thing in this book so far!
Oh ... wait, never mind, it's misspelled. False alarm.
you never know. he might actually have bear hands
@@letsnotdothat975 would make for a great plot twist.
@@letsnotdothat975 sounds like something he would have put in reaper's creek
😂 I would've scratched the word and wrote "*bare"
Arthur secretly having animal shapeshifting abilities like Chuck Norris or some shit would've been way more interesting than literally anything in this book.
Im against bullying, but jesus christ this guy wasnt bullied enough
He'll never get bullied enough, or bullied in general. Onision's self-inserts are Mary Sue incarnate.
I was bullied and had many of the same views this guy had, in fact I'm ashamed to say this is almost exactly the book I would have written when I was 15... but this guy is more than double that age, which is what worries me, though I don't know how old he was when he wrote it, I suspect even 15 year old me would have had better taste than... _this_
I know this is a joke, but no
Has anyone else have their brains create copies of yourself and have them relentlessly yell your flaws to you, wishing for relief, no?
Yeah let's bully him more
It's hilarious seeing Greg try and make like.. a Big Bad Racist, Homophobic Villain in his books, as if he isn't.... all of those things and more. As he clearly demonstrates in the very same book.
The internet should make a book titled "This is why we hate you" about all of the terrible shit Onion has commited and send it to him.
1. Write the book, possibly from Onions POV, parodying him and his style of "humor" as well as just his... Edginess.
2. Rewrite it in that ancient language where you replace letters with numbers and symbols to seem edgy.
3. Find his adress.
4. Someone in his state send it to him through mail, or possibly just yeet it at his door.
5. Observe.
L33T is the language
"possibly just yeet it at his door."
out of everything, why did this make me laugh?
my humor is utter shit lmao
He apparently doesn’t read though
it's not even worth giving him any effort or attention unless you're putting him in jail
@@demdem7946 not as bad as his though.
Being a good fiction author means having the ability to put yourself in the shoes of someone else who a lot of times has completely different life experiences and world views than you do.. Greg doesn’t have the ability to see outside of his small bubble of a world view.. it’s laughable how childish and ignorant he comes across and his books are stunning examples of this.
Ah, so it's like Naruto getting to cure Sasuke's childhood trauma at the end of _Shippuden_ ... he spoke like a truly good writer...
I always knew that you didn't have to live through the same things to understand, and therefore empathize with others
Did you read the book?
@@alvin_row It's one of the main problems that everyone notices when criticising his book.
Un Usuario did you?
@@White_Recluse lmao why would I? I didn't even know who onision was before this video. It's just funny to me that he says "it’s laughable how childish and ignorant he comes across and his books are stunning examples of this." like he actually read the book.
Onision is the best motivator a writer could ask for, because no matter how cringey my ideas are they'll always be better than his nihilistic garbage.
So thank you Onion soup, for giving me the courage to start my fanfic where Darth Vader ends up in Overwatch.
The climax better be Darth Vader bitch slapping reaper, because there can only be one edgy granpa.
See that actually sounds pretty creative, with likable characters
After your done can you link?
@@cynicaluwu7536 I'm still trying to figure out the outline besides like three scenes but yeah
don't be surprised if it takes a while
@@XamiNaxamis good luck
"Is it a male friend? Don't be stupid."
Laughed out loud, good joke
*KrimsonRogue and StrangeAeons have entered the chat*
ah yes, they are now the holy trinity
@@kuromez5560 Oh boy, imagine a collab.
@@jameisname6177Name I'd watch it. all of them collectively shit on the onion and he just copy strikes the video because he can't take criticism.
Kuromez The original trinity was with Repzion. With Kappa throwing his hat in the ring it’s gotta be more like a coalition now
@@johnnyjoestar1080 Oh my, we'll have a full roster eventually.
> "i am an alpha male"
> constantly cries
> has tantrums like a toddler
> wears makeup to school
jokes aside this book provides a lot of insight into onisions twisted ass mind and his view of the world
I mean those 3 things are generaly true for people who claim to be alpha males.
This book is basically if JD from heathers kept a diary. He has a girlfriend, hates humanity, has murderous intentions and wears a trench coat. Also his mother is dead and he has daddy issues. I cannot believe the similarities between Arthur and JD, it's hilarious. This book sounds awful to read.
atleast JD was an interesting character and served the plot of the story
at least JD actually had a thought process! it was wrong and horrible and he was horrible, but he also got SUPER CLOSE to his goal and he only doesn't succeed because Veronica outwitted him. He had a brain and he actually got shit done
yeah except JD was an interesting and well thought out character (even if he was a terrible person) unlike Arthur who is just a bad character and doesn’t have any weaknesses and is basically god
Naomij Davies nah jd is a well written character also hes hot
If JD had a shittier, uglier, super uninteresting far far far away cousin,, yea thats pretty much arthur
Also atleast JD loved veronica :00
42:54 Hi, actual Veteran here, UCMJ stands for Uniform Code of Military Justice, it's basically the all eaching law that applies to all service members regardless of branch. I'm also fairly confident that UCMJ doesn't state what he claims in the book, and definitely not in that language. If it did or does no one cares. I'm fairly certain Greggy got this wrong because 1. he's an idiot and 2. he never finished his training and wasn't even honorably discharged, I.E. he was shit at the military. Heck, I'd have to go out of my way to look into it, but I'm pretty sure he can't even claim himself as a veteran as a legal status. So this already dumb shit where he cited a portion of UCMJ but had been set up for failure by not being told the whole thing (not that someone in Greg's (or whatever he called his self-insert, I've already forgotten because I can't be bothered.) position would have any sort of real specific education on UCMJ since it wouldn't be relevant if anything he would be maybe aware of and citing Air Force Regulation here) is actually way fucking dumber because as usual, it's Grongger pulling shit out of his ass.
Yes, I am aware the above is probably a nightmare to read. I'm lazy, there's no excuse, just laziness.
Edit: Hi again, I actually want to point out that basically every military-related part of this book, at least as shown in this video because I'm not subjecting myself to reading this shit, can be rebutted with "That's not how that works, that's not how any of that works". It's basically all wrong and misconstrued and misrepresented, it's a joke. A sad pathetic joke that earns no laughs. And I still grammar not so good.
Grongger
@@chronica6457 It just feels so much more fitting than Greg, you know?
I’m pretty sure grog was in the military for a week or so. I’ve heard that he got naked in front of some official to prove that he wasn’t a robot or some shit and got discharged for that. Not sure how true that is, though.
'Rejected' That's not so bad-
'-and AROUSED.' Oh there's the Greg
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On the plus side, I feel a lot better about all the fanfics I wrote when I was 12.
Edit: rewatching the video. 35:16. ITS OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN MY OLD FANFICS. At least I know when to use ‘breathe’ instead of ‘BREATH’. What the actual HELL Greg?!?
they are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than this and I know how you feel so ye
Same here
Nooooooooooo 😭
I was edgy but i didnt put a mary sue self insert and insult every person ever
Same
The way he handled the reveal that Arthur was molested by his father makes me think that at some point Greg realized not everyone intrinsically hates fathers as much as he does so he had to find a way to make Arthur's hatred of his own father justifiable and he had to go straight to him molesting his own son because it's the quickest way to put his main character automatically in the right of any confrontation they have
Apparently Greg’s REAL father did such things so maybe he just thinks dads are like that.
Yeah from what i gather he may have been abused
@@EtherDais i really believe that unfortunately.
@@lilgorgo he is an easy target to dislike, but he really needs help that he will never accept
Brillford Wimley It’s almost sad. If anything it’s Lainey that needs help after everything, naturally she should face consequences for grooming children as should Greg but Lainey was literally taken on as a child by Greg. How fucked do you think her psyche would be? I’d
“Faith in humanity is just another religion” with the annotation “really?” Is so funny to me