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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 เม.ย. 2019
- "How long have you lived down here?
11 days!
How long do Kobolds live?
11 days!"
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I love how everything he said was literally true:
- He lived 11 days (despite having the ability to live way longer)
- He saw the light at the end of the tunnel (and ran toward it)
- He won (our heart)
"I'm very quiet"
@@bishop1412if only he got to meet kiri
@@bishop1412 - He was very quiet (did stealth by the giants)
Spurt was the best guest character.
good things end fast
*billowy whisper* SHAKÄSTE~
Literally the whole cast: He's so cool tho! And he like, calls everyone baby...but not in a demeaning way. Like, I was kinda down with it
"that's not just 'some bird,' baby"
The best character in general!
Indeed
“Spurt, how long have you lived down here?”
Spurt “11 days”
“How long do Kobolds normally live?”
“11 days”
He wasn’t wrong
I'm a fan of the theory that he said 11 days because that's the longest he'd ever seen a kobold live (himself)
@@blazitty8467 perhaps the little kobold was a prophet?
Kobolds live longer than the human race but they don’t often.
I think Deekin must be an exception to that rule, then. That little kobold has stood up to a Dragon and even freaking MEPHISTOPHELES HIMSELF....AND SURVIVED! :P
Kobolds take much longer than 11 days to reach sexual maturity
I personally wouldn’t say humans live 22 years (as that is totally my age and not a random number close to it)
He died as he lived. As a spurt.
This is *spurt*
And throwing insects at strangers.
In the spurt of the moment
@@pointlesswithcircles6409 he went splat
*Spurt* became _splurt._
He was too good. Too pure. Too squishy.
Too Squished
Poor baby
He started my love for kobolds.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Super super squishy
Now super super squished
It really was his swan song
When Perkins showed up as a Kobold I was hoping so bad that he was actually just playing a base kobold and not a player version. I was not disappointed at all.
He actually was, right? This was a kobold with the kobold inventor stat Bock iirc.
@@Aquila009 Yep
@@Aquila009 Perkins said on twitter he was handed the stat block like 5 minutes before the session
The difference between the two is mortality rate.
Kobold Inventor is LITERALLY an NPC guys.
"Would you like to accompany us to the light at the end of the tunnel?"
_Karma has heard you_
Dangit, i tought that was in the animation
@@TheDisquietingNight Since it was my favourite moment, I wrote the comment.
I love how Taliesin is completely destroyed by Marisha's joke.
@@nairocamilo I actually assumed it was Caduceus in character
@@flamecho5220 Completely allowed as well
"You dead! I WIN :D"
*plop*
Best last words ever!
You said “plop”, but you meant “spurt”
*spurt*
I will forever love the fact that Chris, almost unintentionally, call his own death in this episode with the "11 days" line
We see you there, Chair. You can't fool us.
I was about to ask if anyone saw the chair.
( Chair'atoa )
+
I hate that gag.
@@NoSkillzGC I too dislike fun
The fading of Matt's voice and zoom on Spurts face before he throws the bag of wasps is a cinematic masterpiece.
All their reactions to the sudden passing of best boy, Spurt.
Fjord: Yeehaw-verload
Jester: No, not my baby!
Beau: >: 0
Caleb: No, not more guilt, didn’t I have enough already!?
Nott: *crying* NOOOOO!
Caduceus: ... : o
Yasha: War... war never changes.
Gold! ^
Yeehaw-verload?! XD
While mourning the death of Exandria's greatest hero, spare a thought for the skunk on his back. He truly had no idea that the end was coming.
"I WIN !"
Best last words. Also fantastic job on the animation you did well.
Hehe! Aww, thank you! :D
The snoot occasionally popping into frame melts me with cuteness and giggles.
must boop!
I love the little action sequence of shock after he gets squashed lol
The Yee Haws behind fjord crack me up
You mean "Gallagher'd?"
Okay but that was kinda legit tho
I love that you hear Jester say she loves Spurt right before he gets splattered and then everybody is screaming.
Oh cool Chris Perkins saw this and tweeted it
I saw and squealed in pure excitement and happiness! xD
Link?
@@davidparkes7741 Here it is: twitter.com/ChrisPerkinsDnD/status/1118281842283565057?s=20
@@saddlescout Oh thank you.
@@saddlescout The comment attached to his link wasn't wrong. lol
1:45 "You dead... I win!"
-This, this is why I love this kobold, and will forever miss him.
Also yes kobold can generally live to be over 100, if they are smart enough to... but good luck with that.
Sage Schispell my kobolds usually live that long... Except Gretch. Unfortunate run in with an invisible giant spider...
There are many reasons why I don't like wild magic sorcerers, especially in Homebrew games.
I like kobolds just because I like dragons and lizards, and I've never played Dungeons 'N' Dragons once in my life! (Roast me all you want, but I don't know anyone who HAS played DnD nor can I find it anywhere.) Now that I know that they're all so juvenile and accident-prone, I like 'em even more.
"....Deekin?"
:P
They can live to be over 100, generally though they live to 20 years and win a fight against a fire giant or some equally glorious activity.
11 days. Kobold's can live up to ~130 years. He was a child. Those 2 questions meant the same thing to him. "How long have you lived?", "How long do you live?"
they mature very fucking fast though, they wouldn't survive as a species if they didn't
lol poor lil guy
They reach adult hood at 6. It would be if we matured at 1 instead of 20.
Maybe his perception of time was warped since he lived in a cave with no daylight cycle and he was actually a middle-aged kobold?
Or the guest knew his character was only going to be there for this session and wanted him to die because it would be funny. He was letting everybody know that his character was going to die.
Easiest race change ever. Going from a kobold Spurt to a blood spurt.
Oh, I get it now.
They live for 11 days, meaning he was never intended to survive.
It was a foreshadowing!
Actually they can Live till 120 but few rarely do because they are so dumb that they run headlong into Death.
@@cartoonking1895
No, what I meant was, he was giving them a foreshadowing of Spurt's inevitable death.
XX XX Indeed. This guest player does not intend for his characters to survive.
It's like the time he played a one armed elderly goliath woman with a bo staff.
She really wanted to die in battle against that ancient black dragon.
@@MalevolentDivinity instead she just fell off a cliff as soon as VM left
1:32 - CURRENTLY LOADING Self_Preservation.exe:
1%... 2%... 3%... 4%... 5-
Self_Preservation.exe HAS EXPERIENCED A CRITICAL FAILURE AND MUST BE SHUT DOWN.
I love that the guest straight up played a kobold inventor, stats and everything. Spurt is THE most kobold was thing to ever kobold.
I *hope* when caleb learns true res that he thinks back to this moment and brings Spurt back for the highest level of shenanigans
Wizards don't get True Rez. Have to be Jester or Cad. I bet Jester would.
But I guess the campaign didn't go that long.
"You dead! I win!"
*SPLAT!*
The entire party's reaction: tragedy
Me: laughing so hard
1:27 is that..... the chair?
You don’t want to know about the chair! xD
OMFG O_O
chair-a-toa
Jason Stevens (chair-a-toa chair-a-toa)
Oh my god its real!!!
"You're dead!! Dead!! I WIN!" yelled the small kobold, for in his 11 days of life, he never once faced anything 10 times bigger than himself.
But we musn't feel pity, because his next and last 0.72 seconds were full of glee and personal satisfaction.
The triumph in his heart and mind is what we must remember.
Let us tackle the immense and often unmovable nature of life, with as much optimism and wonder as he did while braving the unknown.
Caduceus's reaction killed me. Appropriately enough.
Caduceus: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
The best part is how slow it is. Everyone else is freaking out while mr. low Int is slowly coming to the realization that a friend just got smooshed.
Man I loved that little ball of chaotic energy. He was here for a good time, just not a long one.
The reactions are amazing! I especially love the slow realization on Cad's face, as well as Yasha's slight look to the side. Excellent work, good sir
Hehe, thank you! :P
Ohhh You make Spurt look so cute. Now I actually miss him!!! *sad face*
"I love him!"
Half a second later:
*splat*
Chris Perkins is the best unexpected guest.
Fjord Yee'd his last haw right there 😂
We straight up derailed an entire campaign in an almost identical situation to go resurrect our Kobold friend. His name was Dizzy. His voice was all but identical xD
I like how a character who appeared for 25 minutes became a character in an official D&D mobile game
I love the angle you chose for his death.
You made him so cute! I knew it was coming but wow, poor spurt. The brain echo really made it. Excellent touch
1:26 THE CHAIR
I come back to this video a few times a year just to re-live the moment and laugh. 🤣🤣🤣
They each have their own breakdown style. Caleb just walks away, Nott goes wild, Fjord goes small
You drew him so cute :3
So sad to see him go splat...
I want to take my daughter to a con dressed up like Spurt and have her run around going, "Eleven days!" "You're dead, I win."
The audio edits and mixing were exquisite, the animation and style lends itself amazingly to the humor and cuteness of Spurt, I love this so much
I have watched this at least 7 times within the same day, its so good
This animation is so smooth, there really feels like there is some life to it. Amazing job I loved every moment
Aww, thank you so much! :D
That moment
"Ooohh I love him :')"
"I win! *SPOURT*"
That was hilarous well done
1:33 dat face😂😂
I know right? So cute.
He was the true MVP that episode
I've seen several Spurt animations and this is easily may favorite drawing of him
You forgot to add the part where Beauregard asks spurt would you want to follow us to the light at the end of the tunnel?
I really was looking forward to having Spurt around for the entire episode, but his character arc is freaking perfect as-is.
awesome love how you cut out the rolling and it gave it a easy narrative to follow
So many beautiful bonus mini-jokes in this, especially towards the end.
R.I.P. Spurt the Kobold
Monday - Thursday the next week
"The smol guy decided to yet a bag of bee toward a fire giant about 2000 times bigger than him"
Omg their expressions are amazing. I love this so much.
Duecy's reaction is priceless!
Omg this one is so good and lively! I love how cute everyone's expression is here ;w; you've done a super great job.
Aww, thank yoouu! Glad you like it! :D
The sound effect of the hammer sells this so well
Spurt, we hardly knew ye
The angels in the astral plane are having a wonderful time with this joyous little guy right now
Whenever I finish an episode of something that ends poorly, but it’s too late to watch another episode to hope for a better resolution, I come and watch this video. It’s so pure and funny; a perfect end to the day.
"Hey! It's dark down here!" said the creature with darkvision.
A quiet ''I love him'' and a *plof*
Spurt was a candle that burnt twice as bright but for half as long.
I've seen this video 4 times now, and rising.
The only side character more beloved is Kiri. This ridiculous little kobold captured our hearts in only half an hour.
I miss spurt, they should resurrect him if they ever get the chance.
Not much left of him to resurrect.
He wasnt here for a long time, but it sure was a good time
The reactions have me *dying,* great job!
As Dan Harmon put it, he had the spirit of a guest character.
He wasn't here for a long time, but he was here for a good time
"Yee haw" XD
The most panicked Yee Haw
Hands down one of my favourite animations from Critical Role, you did an awesome job!
Thank you so much! Glad you like it :D
It is now 2023, and we have just received word about the new "Mighty Nein" aminated series coming to Amazon Prime, and, honestly, this is the way I wish they would do it!
You have completely made my week, thank you so much for making this!
Aww wow, I absolutely love that this was the first of your videos I ever saw - perfection!
I love this so much! When I have to introduce to friends what d&d is like I'll just show them the 11 min Spurt was on critrole 😆❤️
Haha, yeah, the bit with Spurt is so funny! I couldn't get over it first time I heard it. xD
Spurt "Light! I see a light!"
Me "Yeah, that's it spurt follow the light *holds back tears* go to the- *breaks down into tears*"
I love this art style! the subtle emotions portrayed are so good!!!
1:25. Nice touch sneaking the real big bad in the shot.
this is so amazing. one of my favourite scenes and your animation flows so well and has so much detail and humour to it! i love it, thank you!
Hehe, aww, bless you! Thank you so much! :D
Great animation of a classic CR moment!
I see that *evil* chair with the fire giants! Nice touch.
This animation was really good. Fairly simple, but still very good. owo
Your animations and the editing of their voices were flawlessly done! Great job and thank you for the laughs!
Aww, thank you so much! :D
Just got to this episode and never knew about this legend.
Thank goodness I didn't know it was coming, that was awesome!
Spurt should show up as a ghost cameo. Make it so he doesn’t even realize he died.
Your animation of this is amazing. i can't wait for you to make more!
Love the art style here! Keep up the good work!
Spurt is my all time favorite thing from critical role 😂
Silly Kobold, 11 days is your AVERAGE lifespan.
Absolutely fantastic job! I wouldn‘t even be mad if this was the animation quality of the kickstarter :D
This animation is exactly how I saw it going down in my head! Thank you!
I love this so much, you have a real talent ;)
Very smoothly animated, great job!
I love Cad slowly going from :I to :0 to :O
I love how you added the chair in the cavern 🤣
This is gold and I am glad I found it. Thank you
The sound editing is excellent in this video.
I love spurt so much. This animation was superb as well, hilarious!