Another fun fact - all those pictures of the executioner holding the head up to the crowd.....they are actually showing the head to the headless body, so you could argue that there was a little of the torture element, however it was psychological.
Would you still be able to form memories in these last 30 seconds? If so wouldn’t you eventually get to the last memory of you going through all your memories in an infinite loop?
@@Saedris I'm pretty sure they would be. Plus, you actually need air to pass through them to make sound, and you need your diaphragm for that, which is beneath your lungs
It wouldnt hurt because the nerve route for all pain receptors is through the spinal cord which is cut off aka you are very unlikely to feel pain unless the cut wasnt very clean lol
I'll never forget the story I read, reported by a U.S. Army veteran who had been stationed in Korea, who watched his friend get decapitated in a car crash and apparently understood what happened to him before dying. I actually tracked down the story to make sure I didn't get any of the details wrong here: In June 1989 the taxi he and a friend were riding in collided with a truck. The man was pinned in the wreckage while his friend ended up being completely decapitated. Here's what he reported happened: "My friend's head came to rest, face up, and (from my angle,) upside-down. As I watched, his mouth opened and closed no less than two times. The facial expressions he displayed were first of shock or confusion, followed by terror or grief. I cannot exaggerate and say that he was looking all around, but he did display ocular movement in that his eyes moved from me, to his body, and back to me. He had direct eye contact with me when his eyes took on a hazy, absent expression... and he was dead." • So apparently the man who was decapitated was unlucky enough to have his head fall between his own legs in such a position that he was able to look up and actually see his own body and understand what had happened to himself before he died... True or not, I'll never forget it.
Marlin Brando described his death in a seen from the Movie "Apocalypse Now" after he had been fatally sliced up by a machete attack and was about to die as; "the horror...the horror." I think that pretty accurately sums up how a person would feel or what they might say, if they were able to talk, in the brief seconds following decapitation by a guillotine. Actual horror I believe, is truly indescribable!
That’s gotta be one of the most horrifying and bizarre things to see, a decapitated head looking at you and focusing it’s eyes on yours after you call their name.
@@abandonedaccount123 No, I think BEING a severed head and looking up at the guy who cut your head off is more terrifying. The advantage is the terror won't last very long.🖤
We are truly lucky to be living in an age where we'll likely die at our own volition because of disease or immediately in a nuclear hellstorm. But what if life isn't the end, and reincarnation is the truth? We could have been some of these people (possibly even one of Vlad the Impaler's victims). We could have been aliens who lived even worst lives, and feel even more suffering than what humanity has ever experienced. Really makes you think, and gives you very strong panic attacks. I really hope I'm born into a post-scarcity alien race in my next life and hope I have the option to choose when I die. I don't want to end up in another "Dark-Age" race thousands of light-years away, or be another victim of religious doctrine.
TenThumbs Productions yeah, when you are eatting a chopped pig head with your family "hey, do you wanna know about that decapitation vídeo i saw the other day?"
FYI: When Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded by Queen Elizabeth I in 1587AD, the axeman was so nervous it took something like six swings of the axe before her head came off. Brutal stuff.
@@ericaonline3739 Before the execution the axeman knelt down beside Queen Mary to ask her to forgive him for what he had to do. She was gracious to him and told him to proceed. This was one of those moments that stood out in the biography of Queen Elizabeth I, which overall was a great read.
If you die from blood loss you're aware you're dying, but after a time you cannot seem to summon the will to care about it. It's kind of peaceful. I almost bleed to death about 15 years ago, it was only 4 units of packed red cells that saved me. Much of what happened is lost to me, but I do remember realising I was dying but surprisingly didn't care. It was bloody odd.
Yes, thank you.. I had this similar experience of peace when I almost accidentally suffocated during a seizure and a lot of people surprisingly feel that they wouldn’t have this same reaction
Same here. Lost several litres of blood in a matter of seconds from a burst blood vessel in my stomach. I fell to the floor, remaining conscious for a few seconds, not exactly sure how long but somewhere between 20 and 30 seconds. I remember feeling comfortably warm, the stone floor felt soft and I felt perfectly calm and content, fully aware I was dying and that these were my last seconds alive. Woke up in ICU a week later. I have lost all fear of death as a result.
6:05 "You'll be in some state of shock". Yes. This seems very likely. The shock might also be fatal if not treated rapidly. The fact that your brain has been catastrophically separated from your central nervous system and irreparably severed from blood and oxygen supply might also prove problematic. But shock, yeah, that will be a big issue when it comes to recovery.
They’re immortal and they’ve been beheaded before and all the history that they’re teaching is just things that they’ve experienced cuz they’ve lived for thousands of years
Theres an actual way u can be beheaded and still live. I've heard about it. Your head is not severed though but is detached in a way and can be put back on. I know it sounds nuts but I've heard of it. It's under the skin
Almost assuredly they would have brain damaged. So now you got a frankenstein super robot human that is very pissed of and brain damage. I see nothing wrong with this.
STORY TIME: So waaaaaaay back in the day when my grandma was a kid they obviously had no television or internet so her only form of entertainment was watching chicken get decapitated than run around while being headless, she wouldn't find this amusing now a days but back then she did.
I can vouch for that. 5 kids, including 2 sisters, running around squealing and giggling while getting sprayed with blood every time we had a chicken dinner. Feel squeamish about it now but at the time, not at all.
@@catherinebirch2399Hey, Don't know which country you belong,but I assume that you are atleast a human who is most conscious animal on earth...Human is so conscious that he can feel bad after killing...But does he feel bad or not, it totally depend on his natural perception about animals...Yours perspective and mine could be different ,but between these things we don't even consider animals perspective,which is going to be slaughtered...They are same like us...They want affection from us...Only difference is the brain only...Dogs are worldwide pets and everyone loves them..But go to china you will find horrible scenes of killing dogs...You eat meat from your childhood that these things becomes hardwired to your brain to take this as normal...We also have other stuffs to eat ,so we could minimize animal consumption... Please try some more vegetables ,they will not kill you...and if you get some time ,think about it ,, bcoz you are what?? (HUMAN). ...............,P.S ..My English is very bad .A 20 yrs old Indian.
It's actually not uncommon for that to happen since where a chicken's neck and head end and start is less obvious than with a Human; Mike the chicken lived for 6 months after he was beheaded.
W Little It happens when a person gets shot in the head and much of the skull is blown off. You can shout their name and they will respond with movement for a short period. The hardest part is if you know the person. That’s what changes your life forever.
I know I have a dark sense of humor because my brain instantly went to a joke of the guy doing the execution getting to the 3rd swing and thinking "don't fuck this up - my neck is on the line here" or that this was where the "three strikes and you are out" rule came from. yeah...I'm going to hell for sure.
Imagine an executor accidentally executing someone in more than three swings, and then *his* executioner takes more than three swings, and then *HIS* executioner...
“The First Deadly Sin”, a book by Lawrence Sanders, is an excellent read. The killer decapitates his victims, then holds their head up so they can look at their own headless body as they’re dying.
Me: Gets executed and my head rolls away (fades to darkness) Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
agreed,,, don't you love TH-cam, one second it is videos about UV light, then its funny game videos, and finally it is the lovely topic of,,,, How long does a severed head remain conscious.
Me too.just finished work ...did have a Chinese to get through .....but nah.....FUCKING THANKS RECOMMENDED.........BUT IM THE FOOL ....WHAT DID I EXPECT.
Jesus imagine trying to die and some guy keeps calling your name and is trying to make eye contact with you like Christ man can’t I die without being bothered
That's awful. How was that legal? Chickens only continue moving around if the decapitation is incomplete, meaning part of their brain is still attached to the body.
The cells in the brain will have residual oxygen to respire with for a short while, but I think the drop in blood pressure will have a significant effect on consciousness and therefore lucidity. In other words, you may be conscious, but probably not fully aware. This can be seen in intensive care patients, where their conscious state seems to run in correlation to their arterial blood pressure, visible on a monitor. So it may not be as bad as is first imagined. It's just my opinion based on circumstances I have witnessed, but I hope I'm correct for the sake of the victims. It is a very different set of circumstances, so there may be mechanisms at play which I haven't considered. Great video, very interesting. 😀
I was thinking the same thing. The already perfused brain tissue, nerves and muscles could conceivably maintain consciousness and function for a short time before oxygen is depleted.
Wrong... You lose consciousness before the act is even completed. There is a protective mechanism in all living creatures called; shock. Lies, lies and lies to induce fear, and hinder meaningful protest.
@Orauk Wrong watch videos of people losing consciousness on slingshot rides on TH-cam. It is not a voluntary thing... This is a biological function that you have no control over. The only reason that some people that ride those things stay conscious, is they don't feel there is any real danger. But when you under a huge blade, there is real danger. The second the blade hits you, the brain starts the process. It is the same reason that when they use local anesthetic, they keep you on monitors during surgery. They need to know when you go into shock because you can loses consciousness and die very rapidly from that shock. Sorry to ruin your fun... but facts matter.
I grew up with a guy who, while pretending to play Russian roulette, found out the hard way the gun was in fact loaded in the middle of a party no less. Friends seated at the table said he inhaled sharply as if shocked and got that heart just sunk/OH SHIT look on his face before slumping over. Stuff of nightmares.
And this is why no sane society let's its citizens arm themselves to the teeth. Frankly, most people are far too dumb to be given unfettered access to firearms. Russian roulette during a party? Jeez ...
Not my story but I was reading some comments on Reddit of a similar story. Accept the person that was shot actually survived and was telling the story from her point of view. Long story short she was in a a crazy argument with someone and took a round to the head, all she said she remembered was falling on the ground, and being super confused and indescribably dazed.
@@rorykeegan1895 Citizens ARE Society. A sane Society arms themselves against tyrannical government. Those too dumb to understand that, shouldn't be given access to firearms.
@@bazerk1572 A sane society doesn't need this shit, 'cause they focus on improving their society instead of just falling back on violent uprisings. That's why the US is pretty much the only first world country that still has firearms handed out like they're toys, and why the US has shootings every single week while most European countries might have one shooting per decade, if even that.
I think its more like: "Finally!!!,its over". You have enough time to think about leaving life and being afraid of death while you wait for them to cut your head off.
Most of the prisoners were probably locked in pig like cells for weeks before, starving, getting beat/raped everyday. It was a probably a moment of relief.
It's genuinely impossible to say. Would they have been excited to die? Would they have simply been overcome with every single nerve ending of their body sending signals to their brain all at once? Would they just feel the senses that were still running as the blood rushes into their nose and falls out their brain? Would every single sense just stop functioning so that they're left witb only their thoughts? Honestly - it's probably all of these, in the most overwhelming 30 seconds ever to be experienced.
I think at that point since death is absolutely guaranteed and you can't fight it or stop it that you would be really quick to accept it as you drifted off into its cold embrace...
It makes me sad to imagine those moments of terrors and sadness that those people had to feel. And it's unimaginable to think that those moments had to be endured by hundreds of thousands of people (at least). That's a huge amount of terror.
@Dog Faced Pony Soldier I thought they inject heavy sedatives before the lethal stuff goes in. So you fall asleep gently then die. Guillotine if this is true youd be shitting yourself for what seems like eternity and die 30 seconds later.
"Dead is less like falling asleep and more like a quick journey through your entire life, before you get to your very last memory." This had me thinking.
Wow, now Google is listening not only to everything going on in my life via my phone's microphone, but now they're listening to my thoughts as well! It was no more than 3 days ago when I found myself seriously (but silently) pondering how long a brain/mind/person can remain conscious after being severed from the rest of their body.... and then within a couple of short days this video showed up in my recommendations. I didn't do any sort of search to prompt this recommendation on any device, I didn't mention my curiosity to anyone, I didn't have a conversation resembling anything even close to this subject matter... it was a private thought. Another one of life's mysteries...
Marylen, I couldn't believe it either but it's apparently true: www.wired.com/2007/09/dayintech-0910-2/ 1977: France stages its last execution using the guillotine. A Tunisian immigrant living in Marseilles, Hamida Djandoubi, was executed for the torture-slaying of his girlfriend. He had killed her in revenge, after she reported to authorities that he had tried to force her into prostitution.
Sagres d'Amor, You shouldn't be so Islamophobic. It's not so long ago that Christians were up to the same sort of behaviour!!! Remember the Spanish Inquisition??? I guess not. The Roman Catholic Church tortured and murdered more people in the Middle Ages than were ever murdered in The Holocaust. Your name gives me the impression that you may be French???? Maybe Catalan???? Another group of individuals who took torture and murder to a new dimension!
A man was born with just a head and without a shoulder to stand upon. For several years as he gets older his loving parents gave him presents each time. But on the last one he got very upset and angry at both his parents over a birthday gift. "What?!" he says, "a hat again?!". The end.
I travel to Tudor England. I commit some terrible crime for whatever reason and sentenced to death. A crowd of people walks up to the stand where I am about to live my last moments. The headsman asks me if I have any last words or wishes. I look to him, my head on the block and say with one last breath: "My ancestors are smiling on me, imperials. Can you say the same?"
Course not, hell some scientists in real life did a successful dog head transplant, the dog died after a week but, it’s definitely somehow possible to give a head a new body
When you are sleeping and having a dream (which may last only a few seconds) the dream may seem like an eternity. Maybe the headless person spends 30 seconds in this physical world dying but in his/her mind it is a lifetime. How horrible would that be?
For me it's always been the other way around: My dreams have always been short, feeling like only a minute or so before I suddenly wake up and realize it's morning.
My kids talk in their sleep. I can state from listening to them that single dreams can last several minutes or longer; the longest I ever heard a kid narrate their dream was at least half an hour (with me trying desperately to laugh silently so as to not wake them up). Sadly the video didn't come out properly. But dreams can happen in real time.
This is interesting because it also seems to speak to how Alzheimer's patients go! They almost all return to dreamlike versions of their childhood, often muddling them up with more contemporary, but significant episodes of their lives! Bizarre? Certainly! Unexpected? Of course! But in retrospect and how one has dreams, maybe not so much... I've gone through dementia with my mother, and then full-blown Alzheimer's... She had episodes at 2:00 every afternoon where she had an uncontrollable urge/need to get home to babysit the 'twins'! She went to High School in a Catholic Convent overseas. She never babysat anyone as a teen, but DID have twins as her first kids! She would panic every day at almost precisely at 2:00 in the afternoon, no watch, nothing to make the time, and when she experienced this, she was living in the Caribbean and nowhere close to LA where she actually was! Before we'd found her this home, we were checking out suitable places in Nor-Cal, and my brother and I went to see the Activity room for the folks. There were wedding dresses for the ladies to do needlework or whatever in prep for their imaginary upcoming marriages! A tall guy standing next to me, starts talking about our last mission and what a bitch it was! It turns out that he was a Mustang Fighter pilot in WWII and somehow thought I was his wingman or something!!!! Now, I hardly look like a WWII pilot! I look like a guy with a ponytail who rides a Harley! I just went along with him because... what else are ya gonna do?!? "It was brutal, man and those fucking Krauts were giving us hell!!! I'm glad we got home though"! He shook my hand...! The mind is a lot stranger, and there are so many aspects about it that there is no AI that can outwit us! That's my belief! AI mat get intent on doing evil to humanity, but it can never match the human mind. IMHO...
Hiya Chris! I'm from tbe Caribbean. Gran used to have similar episodes. She'd wake up in the dead of night, with no idea where she was, asking for her baby Nd saying that she needed her baby. She had 9 children but also lost 1 or 2 i believe via rape and domestic abuse. She'd literally be upin the dark searching her bed and bedroom frantically. Most times we could convince her that she was dreaming or just had forgotten.. strange times She died in 2020 at 98🙏
@@krakmynutz I actually have a bag of that in my kitchen! Mom used to use Turban Brand but I don't think it's made anymore and I couldn't find it anywhere!
Your head wouldn’t fall at 9.8 m/s, it’d accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2 , it wouldn’t fall at a constant speed and it’s speed would depend on how far its fallen at any time. Not that important but still thought I’d correct 😁
Bryan Bell ok fine , fair enough, but it’s close enough, on a head that’d make very little difference, it’s also technically 9.81 if we’re being that accurate
In my near death experience. I was able to hear and see for a long long time. However, after leaving my body and falling backwards through, the only way I can explain a tunnel. A tunnel with such force that even jumping 360 ft by bungee, didn’t compare. I could still see. I saw from a far a light that was through my eyes on my body. So not sure if senses go first. Just my experience
'Ah hello Doctor Beurieux, what kind of research do you do?' 'Oh I talk to recently decapitated heads... wait, where are you going?... please come back and talk to me...hello...hello...'
I still think it's bull shit. If you're conscious it would be for no longer than maybe 2 or 3 seconds. As someone who has trained in bjj a blood choke is able to render someone unconscious in seconds. Taking this to the extreme a decapitation would be a blood choke on steroids, adding that to the incredibly sudden drop in blood pressure there's no way you would be conscious. Additionally all the stories surrounding decapitated heads looking around before dieing have to be bullshit. Your eyes need a very constant supply of blood in order to function. Any small dip in blood pressure can potentially cause you temporary blindness, think about when you get up to quickly and your vision gets extremely blurry. And that's just getting up to fast, imagine being decapitated. There's no way you would be able to actualy see anything instantly after decapitation.
Famous last words: “don’t get your heads cut off”! Well, guess what’s just happened to me! Bloody typical! My final 30 seconds of consciousness are beings used to type this. I wonder how much longer I have le.....
i had one too, by train no less. Very lucid and realistic dream. The pain was regrettable, mostly due to the crushing, but shock set in and it numbed after a few intense seconds, like when you pull your hand away from a burn.
@@dawnjackson6299 Never underestimate the human imagination. We simulate actual experiences in our minds, and sometimes it may be pretty accurate to reality. Some people can even feel pain in their dreams.
Was it just me or were you not able to breathe too when the countdown was going on.. it was like there was something blocking my breathing, like literally.
He just broke physics in the first 30 seconds.... ACCELERATION due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2; that’s not the speed. Joules are a unit of energy, not force... all that was pretty bad...
Ben Wilson you are absolutely correct. I had a defibrillator implant at one time in my teenage years and the energy to jolt me was measured in joules. I caught that myself.
Llama Boi I would advise you to be careful of who you call a nerd “Llama Boi.” Why don’t you go back to second grade to learn real life facts before insulting people.
"Any last request?"
"Yeah, would you mind setting a pillow down there for me?"
No doubt! Love it!!!
Emilis2023 My last request would be let me go free LMFAO.🤣🤷🏽♂️
Or put a helmet on me.
I laughed at that 😂 But now I'm think what kinda sicko I must be... 🤔
FUNNY!
Another fun fact - all those pictures of the executioner holding the head up to the crowd.....they are actually showing the head to the headless body, so you could argue that there was a little of the torture element, however it was psychological.
you mean showing the headless body to the head ?
ohhhhh - damn!
haha imagine getting your head cut off and then seeing your body from outside for the first time in your life ;DD
while yout blood is pumping out of your neck of course lol
@@TheChangeYT Blood wouldn't be pumping out of the head, just leaking. The heart is what pumps blood. And that's not in the head.
Answer: Too long.
I have never seen you before, but today alone, I've seen you 9 times.
Wholesome Lad truth
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Thank you for answer. Didnt wanna waste 6 minutes watching the vid
Can you give a quick summary then?
Would you still be able to form memories in these last 30 seconds? If so wouldn’t you eventually get to the last memory of you going through all your memories in an infinite loop?
Well it wouldn’t be infinite if you were dead in 30 seconds
need some futurama now. why'd I watch this before sleep?
i'm glad it's only about 30 seconds. i can probably hold my breath that long.
Hwhat?? That journal entry... oh my god!
That image is going to be burned into my brain now... for all eternity.
I pressed subscribe using my head :)
lanceresultay014 I liked your comment using my head :D
Did you press, click or touch?
Same
I used my dick.
I hope it was still on.
Why recommended whyyyyyy
Well I'm hungry now.
RunOs you ... you okay buddy?
If someone keeps calling my name after beheading me i would be really pissed, like dude just let me die in peace ffs
Right? I'd spend my last remaining bit of energy to roll my eyes and mouth the word "cunt"
maybe if your vocal cords arent cut you could still talk
Head rolls and says to a person *Sup*
@@Saedris I'm pretty sure they would be. Plus, you actually need air to pass through them to make sound, and you need your diaphragm for that, which is beneath your lungs
Ieuan Mills This made me snort-laugh. Thank you!
@@susieqz813 let me snort your laugh
Anyone who has ever warmed up coffee in a microwave , knows 30 seconds is a long time .
What kind of barbarian would warm coffee in a microwave?
Underrated comment.
What about milk it seems long as well
#truth
Anyone who uses a microwave knows 30 secs is a long time
"Don't get your head cut off, because your head will hit the ground, and that's gonna hurt." - Joe
lmaoooo
🤣
Better keep a cushion down there
It wouldnt hurt because the nerve route for all pain receptors is through the spinal cord which is cut off aka you are very unlikely to feel pain unless the cut wasnt very clean lol
@@nulled7888 lmao, i guess the joke's on the executioner then!
"-He's still blinking!!!"
"-What amI suppose to do? Kill him again?"
obviously..
Hit him in the eyes , he cant blink if he has no eyes
"im being paid per decapitation so throw his head back up here it's your money" lmao
Força Aero Naval i am only liking your comment cause its now 666
Restomp
I'll never forget the story I read, reported by a U.S. Army veteran who had been stationed in Korea, who watched his friend get decapitated in a car crash and apparently understood what happened to him before dying. I actually tracked down the story to make sure I didn't get any of the details wrong here:
In June 1989 the taxi he and a friend were riding in collided with a truck. The man was pinned in the wreckage while his friend ended up being completely decapitated. Here's what he reported happened:
"My friend's head came to rest, face up, and (from my angle,) upside-down. As I watched, his mouth opened and closed no less than two times. The facial expressions he displayed were first of shock or confusion, followed by terror or grief. I cannot exaggerate and say that he was looking all around, but he did display ocular movement in that his eyes moved from me, to his body, and back to me. He had direct eye contact with me when his eyes took on a hazy, absent expression... and he was dead."
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So apparently the man who was decapitated was unlucky enough to have his head fall between his own legs in such a position that he was able to look up and actually see his own body and understand what had happened to himself before he died...
True or not, I'll never forget it.
Nick C Damn!.. 😳
Pretty sure anyone killed with a guillotine would be aware of what had happened also.
You’ll never forget it! And now neither will we!! FGSakes!!
Marlin Brando described his death in a seen from the Movie "Apocalypse Now" after he had been fatally sliced up by a machete attack and was about to die as; "the horror...the horror." I think that pretty accurately sums up how a person would feel or what they might say, if they were able to talk, in the brief seconds following decapitation by a guillotine. Actual horror I believe, is truly indescribable!
Nick C that is so sad and a horrible for that person. I can’t even grasp it.
It musn't be forgotten that some heads remain unconscious though standing on shoulders.
A common occurrence.
And giving press conferences.
Lololo
Some Senators have been paralyzed below the neck - more seem to be paralyzed above the neck.
@@saginawdan lol
That’s gotta be one of the most horrifying and bizarre things to see, a decapitated head looking at you and focusing it’s eyes on yours after you call their name.
Not NEARLY as terrifying as looking up at him for a half minute.😱
@@Davethreshold not even CLOSE to as terrifying as a flying severed head!
@@abandonedaccount123 No, I think BEING a severed head and looking up at the guy who cut your head off is more terrifying. The advantage is the terror won't last very long.🖤
“MIMIR!”
(sorry i had to)
Then there was a water park in Kansas. Odd that it came up in my feed the same day this did.
If i called out a beheaded man's name right after being decapitated, and he looked at me, then closed his eyes, i would just leave him alone.
Lmao
… and have nightmares forever.
no, you ask for lottery numbers.
That is a " deep thought"......Jack Handy style!!
I thought sth along those lines… but I'd thank him for his contribution to science, trying to make him feel sorta good…
Ok I just discovered this channel about an hour ago & now I've gone down a helluva rabbit hole
Gopher b
Ittall in the timing 🤪.
same
U good g?
Same lol
I'm starting it now
Sounds to me like Mr. Languille got very annoyed with Dr. Beurieux for disturbing him in the middle of his intense dying... twice!
😂
"Listen doc, I'm trying to see my life flash before my eyes & your running it"
666th like lol
"Lucid Decapitation" will be my next death metal band name.
I'll trade you " Deviant Burial" for it....
Let me know when your album drops
ROFLMFAO!
Ey I wanna join this band lol
Need a guitarist/vocalist 😂
Don't get your head cut off because your head will hit the ground and that's going to hurt.
Well that's some life advice.
I thought they had a basket under after a while
Thanks for this lol
Life hack
Rolling Head: How To Get Your Head Cutoff With Joe Scott
Hurt without a nervous system? Okay if you say so.
The 30 seconds demonstrated made me feel really uneasy and disturbed. Good job.
He would have been a great executioner.
I felt physically weak and ill. Wtf
I thought it was guiltfully funny..and now i am ashamed
Right!! Kicked in major anxiety lol
We are truly lucky to be living in an age where we'll likely die at our own volition because of disease or immediately in a nuclear hellstorm.
But what if life isn't the end, and reincarnation is the truth? We could have been some of these people (possibly even one of Vlad the Impaler's victims). We could have been aliens who lived even worst lives, and feel even more suffering than what humanity has ever experienced. Really makes you think, and gives you very strong panic attacks. I really hope I'm born into a post-scarcity alien race in my next life and hope I have the option to choose when I die. I don't want to end up in another "Dark-Age" race thousands of light-years away, or be another victim of religious doctrine.
Imagine you gotta cut someone's head off, they step on your foot, and then they apologize. "It's alright don't worry about"
Marie Antoinette accidentally stepped on the executioner's foot and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it."
She wanted him to make it a clean cut so didn't want to offend him before.
Let them eat cake
_Let them eat cake_
@Arturo It wasn't already?
Lucid decapitation, my kind of small talk at dinner.
TenThumbs Productions yeah, when you are eatting a chopped pig head with your family "hey, do you wanna know about that decapitation vídeo i saw the other day?"
Lucid Decapitation would be a sick name for a death metal band.
*sitting around the table, pig stuffed on platter with Apple in its mouth*
Grandma?! Did the pig just move?
Just discuss that family-friendly suicide song.
Its my Tinder username
I'm in "that part" of TH-cam again.
Damn- I keep finding you here!!!
I'm on the way out xD
Just passed the demonic stage and are returning to creepy science xD
Yeeeeesssssssss - and isn't it awesome?!
EJECT EJECT EJECT
This is the part of TH-cam that I tend to start at
FYI: When Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded by Queen Elizabeth I in 1587AD, the axeman was so nervous it took something like six swings of the axe before her head came off. Brutal stuff.
Oof
Anne Boleyn looked around and her mouth moved after she was decapitated.
OMG How awful...
@@jellyfishi_ Saarrryyyy!
@@ericaonline3739 Before the execution the axeman knelt down beside Queen Mary to ask her to forgive him for what he had to do. She was gracious to him and told him to proceed. This was one of those moments that stood out in the biography of Queen Elizabeth I, which overall was a great read.
If you die from blood loss you're aware you're dying, but after a time you cannot seem to summon the will to care about it. It's kind of peaceful. I almost bleed to death about 15 years ago, it was only 4 units of packed red cells that saved me. Much of what happened is lost to me, but I do remember realising I was dying but surprisingly didn't care. It was bloody odd.
Yes, thank you.. I had this similar experience of peace when I almost accidentally suffocated during a seizure and a lot of people surprisingly feel that they wouldn’t have this same reaction
I heard the same thing about drowning. The sister of a friend of mine ALMOST drowned and it was apparently a strangely peaceful experience
Same here. Lost several litres of blood in a matter of seconds from a burst blood vessel in my stomach. I fell to the floor, remaining conscious for a few seconds, not exactly sure how long but somewhere between 20 and 30 seconds. I remember feeling comfortably warm, the stone floor felt soft and I felt perfectly calm and content, fully aware I was dying and that these were my last seconds alive. Woke up in ICU a week later. I have lost all fear of death as a result.
@@PersonalityMalfunction that’s both terrifying and very comforting. Not sure how to feel about that but glad you’re here to share the experience
"It was bloody odd"
Lmao very punny
I know a 400 pound dude at work whose head I’m positive is over 8 pounds
I've seen people with quite large heads, definitely bigger than average....you know, like when it's such a difference that you cant help but notice.
You stole my name
I think it’s the average
Now it'll hurt him more.
I went to school with a boy we called pregnant head, I'm positive his head was more than 8lbs
"a letter for you my lord"
"Put it in the basket, I'll read it later."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Priceless!
Hahahahhahah amazing 😂😂😂
I laughed my head off
Shit that was funny M 🤣🤣🤣😳🤣
"Ok Languille, blink once if you are dead and twice if you're alive"
"Come on Languille _I don't_ have much time!"
*severed head raises eyebrow *
Dosnt blink to troll
How can he blink his eyes if he's dead?
They should have just asked him: "blink twice if you're still conscious".
Robin r/wooosh
@GutlesCombisNinja - I feel stupid now.
6:05 "You'll be in some state of shock". Yes. This seems very likely. The shock might also be fatal if not treated rapidly. The fact that your brain has been catastrophically separated from your central nervous system and irreparably severed from blood and oxygen supply might also prove problematic. But shock, yeah, that will be a big issue when it comes to recovery.
Shock in this sense refers to neurological shock, not the feeling of surprise
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R Barnett, I never thought I'd have a favorite comment on a decapitation video, but you proved me wrong. I bow to your glorious sarcasm.
@@valkyrie9646 It's getting worrying how often people bow to my glorious sarcasm but thank you for your comment
Hypovolemic shock I guess 😢
My history teacher in 1991 told the class that getting your head chopped of is a very COLD feeling. I thought, “How would you know this?”
Source: dude trust me on this.
They’re immortal and they’ve been beheaded before and all the history that they’re teaching is just things that they’ve experienced cuz they’ve lived for thousands of years
Because your blood completely stops circulating
Because you're no longer connected to the parts of your body making you feel warm. Or any parts of your body for that matter.
Theres an actual way u can be beheaded and still live. I've heard about it. Your head is not severed though but is detached in a way and can be put back on. I know it sounds nuts but I've heard of it. It's under the skin
In the future, 30 seconds should be plenty of time to attach it to a super human robot
@G3n4o Ive never actually played the game. But watched the scenes on TH-cam. Wolfenstein is well written.
Cyberman? Sign me up!
Almost assuredly they would have brain damaged. So now you got a frankenstein super robot human that is very pissed of and brain damage.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Barry and Other Barry say it'll work out just fine.
David MacPhee You win the Internet. By far the most optimistic comment I could ever read.
“Don’t get your head cut off.”
Thanks, important safety tip.
RobynHarris, That could be very dangerous! Hhhhhlet me show you something!!!!!!
STORY TIME: So waaaaaaay back in the day when my grandma was a kid they obviously had no television or internet so her only form of entertainment was watching chicken get decapitated than run around while being headless, she wouldn't find this amusing now a days but back then she did.
I suppose it would be awesome watching your dinner running around the henhouse.
Childhood memories of a neighbour come flooding back ಠ_ಠ
I can vouch for that. 5 kids, including 2 sisters, running around squealing and giggling while getting sprayed with blood every time we had a chicken dinner. Feel squeamish about it now but at the time, not at all.
@@catherinebirch2399Hey, Don't know which country you belong,but I assume that you are atleast a human who is most conscious animal on earth...Human is so conscious that he can feel bad after killing...But does he feel bad or not, it totally depend on his natural perception about animals...Yours perspective and mine could be different ,but between these things we don't even consider animals perspective,which is going to be slaughtered...They are same like us...They want affection from us...Only difference is the brain only...Dogs are worldwide pets and everyone loves them..But go to china you will find horrible scenes of killing dogs...You eat meat from your childhood that these things becomes hardwired to your brain to take this as normal...We also have other stuffs to eat ,so we could minimize animal consumption... Please try some more vegetables ,they will not kill you...and if you get some time ,think about it ,, bcoz you are what?? (HUMAN). ...............,P.S ..My English is very bad .A 20 yrs old Indian.
It's actually not uncommon for that to happen since where a chicken's neck and head end and start is less obvious than with a Human; Mike the chicken lived for 6 months after he was beheaded.
The part that freaked me out was when he called out his name and the eyes opened and fixed on the other man's eyes.That would just ruin my day.
That would ruin my year,
@@stroys7061 That would ruin a lot of my nights
W Little It happens when a person gets shot in the head and much of the skull is blown off. You can shout their name and they will respond with movement for a short period. The hardest part is if you know the person. That’s what changes your life forever.
Imagine what it feels like on the other side ,believe me your day is fine haha
Master Sergeant
Damn dude! No wonder you guys experience PTSD! May you live long and prosper. Thanks for your service.
Heck 30 seconds is a long time when you're alive
Seized Cheese it would be a waste of ammunition
Not once you're past your 20s, then time passes fast.
And much more when you beheaded :O
I’m guessing you posted 2 comments on purpose
600th like yay
Fun fact, if you were to execute a noble in the middle ages and take more than 3 swings to do it, the penalty was death
I know I have a dark sense of humor because my brain instantly went to a joke of the guy doing the execution getting to the 3rd swing and thinking "don't fuck this up - my neck is on the line here" or that this was where the "three strikes and you are out" rule came from. yeah...I'm going to hell for sure.
@@Darkwolfhellhound ayo wtf lol 🤣🤣
@@Darkwolfhellhound the three strikes is dad joke gold
Imagine an executor accidentally executing someone in more than three swings, and then *his* executioner takes more than three swings, and then *HIS* executioner...
@@Darkwolfhellhound i wanna follow you on reddit
“The First Deadly Sin”, a book by Lawrence Sanders, is an excellent read. The killer decapitates his victims, then holds their head up so they can look at their own headless body as they’re dying.
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thank you come again!
@@debbieflaherty1975 hahahahhahahhaha so clever
this is the exact scene described by Brad Dourif's character in the movie Exorcist 3
I’d be like, just as well I didn’t bother to start that diet
I almost got my head cut off but then a dragon interrupted.
aahh, you're finally awake
Is that a Skyrim reference?
Me: Gets executed and my head rolls away (fades to darkness)
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
Nice
Something very similar happened to me
That's enough TH-cam for me today
KB Moc you lie.
KB Moc go to ph
I agree
Aguy namedSbanibani 😂
Aguy namedSbanibani Yeah me too, how I ended up on this video is beyond me. Going to watch me a movie.
"Giving you the impression your no longer in your body" Yes, that is kind of the reality of the situation...
WTF why is this in recommended?
agreed,,, don't you love TH-cam, one second it is videos about UV light, then its funny game videos, and finally it is the lovely topic of,,,, How long does a severed head remain conscious.
Just wait and see what comes next, now that you clicked on it :p
Ivan Stupar Your STUPIDDDDD!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Me too.just finished work ...did have a Chinese to get through .....but nah.....FUCKING THANKS RECOMMENDED.........BUT IM THE FOOL ....WHAT DID I EXPECT.
Same
When he said “or would it” I was expected VSauce music to start playing
It also crossed my mind, that his style and face expressions are actually a mimicking of VSauce's Michael.
Now my neck hurts.
Matt C me too haha
Is it just me or I read it as "Now my heck nurts"? Lol
Lol me too im checking my neck now
Same lol I grabbed my neck
Marxs Escondo B O I 😂
Jesus imagine trying to die and some guy keeps calling your name and is trying to make eye contact with you like Christ man can’t I die without being bothered
How the hell did this video end up on my recommend list? It was however fascinating (although very morbid). Instant sub lol 😁
Jon Collins that’s exactly what I thought to but it was awesome 😎👍
I’m in the same boat too. Never once watched a video similar to this. Fascinating is correct tho.
Jon Collins samee
yeah xd
Stop researching how to get away with murder ;)
don't get your head cut off because your head is gonna hit the ground and that's gonna hurt.
Savitar GodOfSpeed last thing i would notice lol
Your head by itself is light and won't hurt as much.
Id put a pillow underneath
Sorry...
As if you had nothing else to worry about in that situation...
Gread vid. Truly cutting-edge.
Oh no you did NOT just go there hahahahaha
Tousche'
Slick. Nice one.
You got a sharp sense of humour there.
He really did have a point in the video.
I went to a market once and saw a headless chicken running around. That was traumatic in and of itself.
That's awful. How was that legal? Chickens only continue moving around if the decapitation is incomplete, meaning part of their brain is still attached to the body.
@@Niobesnuppathey still move around even when they r fully decapitated trust me i have seen it.
@@Niobesnuppa yep it is very common to see the chicken body run around after decapitation.
I tune into the whitehouse and see the same thing..l
The cells in the brain will have residual oxygen to respire with for a short while, but I think the drop in blood pressure will have a significant effect on consciousness and therefore lucidity. In other words, you may be conscious, but probably not fully aware. This can be seen in intensive care patients, where their conscious state seems to run in correlation to their arterial blood pressure, visible on a monitor. So it may not be as bad as is first imagined. It's just my opinion based on circumstances I have witnessed, but I hope I'm correct for the sake of the victims. It is a very different set of circumstances, so there may be mechanisms at play which I haven't considered. Great video, very interesting. 😀
I was thinking the same thing. The already perfused brain tissue, nerves and muscles could conceivably maintain consciousness and function for a short time before oxygen is depleted.
Wrong... You lose consciousness before the act is even completed. There is a protective mechanism in all living creatures called; shock. Lies, lies and lies to induce fear, and hinder meaningful protest.
@Orauk
Wrong... ever heard of shock? Maybe look it up?
@Orauk
Wrong watch videos of people losing consciousness on slingshot rides on TH-cam. It is not a voluntary thing... This is a biological function that you have no control over. The only reason that some people that ride those things stay conscious, is they don't feel there is any real danger. But when you under a huge blade, there is real danger. The second the blade hits you, the brain starts the process. It is the same reason that when they use local anesthetic, they keep you on monitors during surgery. They need to know when you go into shock because you can loses consciousness and die very rapidly from that shock. Sorry to ruin your fun... but facts matter.
@@g4macdad Mate, those aren't facts, simply your opinion. We cannot prove definitively one way or the other. Sorry to ruin your fun. Facts matter.
I grew up with a guy who, while pretending to play Russian roulette, found out the hard way the gun was in fact loaded in the middle of a party no less. Friends seated at the table said he inhaled sharply as if shocked and got that heart just sunk/OH SHIT look on his face before slumping over. Stuff of nightmares.
And this is why no sane society let's its citizens arm themselves to the teeth. Frankly, most people are far too dumb to be given unfettered access to firearms. Russian roulette during a party? Jeez ...
Not my story but I was reading some comments on Reddit of a similar story. Accept the person that was shot actually survived and was telling the story from her point of view. Long story short she was in a a crazy argument with someone and took a round to the head, all she said she remembered was falling on the ground, and being super confused and indescribably dazed.
darwin award lol
@@rorykeegan1895 Citizens ARE Society. A sane Society arms themselves against tyrannical government. Those too dumb to understand that, shouldn't be given access to firearms.
@@bazerk1572 A sane society doesn't need this shit, 'cause they focus on improving their society instead of just falling back on violent uprisings. That's why the US is pretty much the only first world country that still has firearms handed out like they're toys, and why the US has shootings every single week while most European countries might have one shooting per decade, if even that.
Believe me, the only horrifying thing during that short time would not be the pain from the cut but the fear of death and leaving life forever.
I think its more like: "Finally!!!,its over". You have enough time to think about leaving life and being afraid of death while you wait for them to cut your head off.
Most of the prisoners were probably locked in pig like cells for weeks before, starving, getting beat/raped everyday. It was a probably a moment of relief.
It's genuinely impossible to say. Would they have been excited to die? Would they have simply been overcome with every single nerve ending of their body sending signals to their brain all at once? Would they just feel the senses that were still running as the blood rushes into their nose and falls out their brain? Would every single sense just stop functioning so that they're left witb only their thoughts? Honestly - it's probably all of these, in the most overwhelming 30 seconds ever to be experienced.
I think at that point since death is absolutely guaranteed and you can't fight it or stop it that you would be really quick to accept it as you drifted off into its cold embrace...
@@vanyel_etc8695 well said
0:04 The average adult human head weighs 10 to 11 pounds
The rapid eye blinking at first was him thinking ow ow ow my neck.
Yes that would definitely be my response.....
nerve reflex prob.
I like talking about stuff like this at partys with random strangers..
Lmao! I’m sure the life of parties! Great ice breaker!
Do not trust any strangers!
Okay TH-cam. I'll watch it, you know, for possible future use.
Davidci Codex lol
9.8 m/s with joules -_- RIP physics
It makes me sad to imagine those moments of terrors and sadness that those people had to feel. And it's unimaginable to think that those moments had to be endured by hundreds of thousands of people (at least). That's a huge amount of terror.
That a person shouted your name twice and made you look....
Oof
Ironically guillotine is still more humane than lethal injection
Zebra Hack or hanging.... hanging is just awful
@Dog Faced Pony Soldier What about the wrongfully convicted?
I suppose it would depend on the drug. Thousands of people nearly overdose every year and seem to enjoy it because they keep doing it.
@Dog Faced Pony Soldier I thought they inject heavy sedatives before the lethal stuff goes in. So you fall asleep gently then die. Guillotine if this is true youd be shitting yourself for what seems like eternity and die 30 seconds later.
@@lamar5665 that's because they inject drugs that they enjoy so much that they're addicted to it
"That guy listened to disco..."
Which is why he was beheaded.
Disco will neva die
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(Unlike a beheaded person)
@@irmese06 I believe we have our next victim.
Kathleen Muchka
[Dances carefully away, casual-like]
"Dead is less like falling asleep and more like a quick journey through your entire life, before you get to your very last memory."
This had me thinking.
Live today my freind
なに?????じゃすちね that's kinda trippy
Knight Jent “And everything gets dark....”
damn, I'll need to watch it all over again, how boring, wait, damn, that's my fault my life was boring
Wow, now Google is listening not only to everything going on in my life via my phone's microphone, but now they're listening to my thoughts as well! It was no more than 3 days ago when I found myself seriously (but silently) pondering how long a brain/mind/person can remain conscious after being severed from the rest of their body.... and then within a couple of short days this video showed up in my recommendations. I didn't do any sort of search to prompt this recommendation on any device, I didn't mention my curiosity to anyone, I didn't have a conversation resembling anything even close to this subject matter... it was a private thought. Another one of life's mysteries...
Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
This happens to me quite often
Same here. Sometimes I wonder "maybe I shouldn't be so close to my phone when Im just thinking" but, nah. Surely that's crazy or maybe not
It's 30 seconds. If you didn't actually want to watch a long video and just wanted the answer
For 10 whole seconds I thought ur profile pic was a hair on my phone screen. I AM CONFUSION
Byte*
Do yourself a favor and watch the entire video though, it was very interesting.
PrankByte we meet again Prank. I almost swiped my phone but i have learned! Muhahaha😎
wtf is your definition of long ??
not my proudest fap.
Dead.
Gross. Get help.
Dude, what the.....
How original
Not gonna lie: I laughed out loud. Now I have to explain to my wife why...Thanks
I can't believe someone was executed with a guillotine in 1977 😳
Marylen,
I couldn't believe it either but it's apparently true:
www.wired.com/2007/09/dayintech-0910-2/
1977: France stages its last execution using the guillotine.
A Tunisian immigrant living in Marseilles, Hamida Djandoubi, was executed for the torture-slaying of his girlfriend. He had killed her in revenge, after she reported to authorities that he had tried to force her into prostitution.
Sagres d'Amor,
You shouldn't be so Islamophobic.
It's not so long ago that Christians were up to the same sort of behaviour!!!
Remember the Spanish Inquisition??? I guess not.
The Roman Catholic Church tortured and murdered more people in the Middle Ages than were ever murdered in The Holocaust.
Your name gives me the impression that you may be French???? Maybe Catalan????
Another group of individuals who took torture and murder to a new dimension!
Golden Retriever,
That's the sort of comment I'd expect from a Poodle!!!
In the 'Greater Scheme of Things' 500 years is nothing - a mere blink!
BudG=perfect example of delusional liberal...…...
jptang1701,
1. What sort of name is that? Strange name for a Poodle!
2. Don't talk shit!
A man was born with just a head and without a shoulder to stand upon. For several years as he gets older his loving parents gave him presents each time. But on the last one he got very upset and angry at both his parents over a birthday gift. "What?!" he says, "a hat again?!".
The end.
Science is getting ahead of itself.
Edit: No pun intended
A HEAD
Unyt I don't get it?
Kelly Robinson the science of decapitation is getting *a head* of itself
Unyt I see what you did there lol
The Real Jesus Yeshua its just a comment dude relax
I travel to Tudor England. I commit some terrible crime for whatever reason and sentenced to death. A crowd of people walks up to the stand where I am about to live my last moments. The headsman asks me if I have any last words or wishes. I look to him, my head on the block and say with one last breath:
"My ancestors are smiling on me, imperials. Can you say the same?"
frigging Stormcloaks!
You know, there are mods that let you skip that whole thing. Saves you about a damn hour every time you wanna start a new character.
On this day... I go to sovngarde
I was gonna rush and help you but I took an arrow in the knee....
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
'a dull blade or a bad swing could quickly lead to a game of JUST MAKE IT STOP MOVING'
hahahahahhahahaha im dying
😂😂😂 literally rolling on the floor...
Best part of the video lol
Rolling on the floor laughing pahaha
@ Michele Parker literally rolling on the floor.....just like the head that's been chopped off
ItsMeExn I’m*
Watches Attack on Titan.. this video mysteriously appears in my feed 🧐
So wolfenstein 2 didn’t get it wrong...
I was thinking the exact thing lol
ikr
Course not, hell some scientists in real life did a successful dog head transplant, the dog died after a week but, it’s definitely somehow possible to give a head a new body
".. or would it?"
*Vsauce music starts playing*
DerSibbe and 2 minutes into the video -
"But are we alone in this universe?"
When you are sleeping and having a dream (which may last only a few seconds) the dream may seem like an eternity. Maybe the headless person spends 30 seconds in this physical world dying but in his/her mind it is a lifetime. How horrible would that be?
all things gumball WOW!... Now that’s deeeep! 🤔
For me it's always been the other way around: My dreams have always been short, feeling like only a minute or so before I suddenly wake up and realize it's morning.
Yea, dreams are short. When i get one, i literally wake up couple of minutes after that and see that it's a morning.
Lazar It depends, sometimes I have really short dreams as well but sometimes my dreams last hours. One time I had a dream that spanned two days
My kids talk in their sleep. I can state from listening to them that single dreams can last several minutes or longer; the longest I ever heard a kid narrate their dream was at least half an hour (with me trying desperately to laugh silently so as to not wake them up). Sadly the video didn't come out properly. But dreams can happen in real time.
This is interesting because it also seems to speak to how Alzheimer's patients go! They almost all return to dreamlike versions of their childhood, often muddling them up with more contemporary, but significant episodes of their lives! Bizarre? Certainly! Unexpected? Of course!
But in retrospect and how one has dreams, maybe not so much...
I've gone through dementia with my mother, and then full-blown Alzheimer's... She had episodes at 2:00 every afternoon where she had an uncontrollable urge/need to get home to babysit the 'twins'! She went to High School in a Catholic Convent overseas. She never babysat anyone as a teen, but DID have twins as her first kids! She would panic every day at almost precisely at 2:00 in the afternoon, no watch, nothing to make the time, and when she experienced this, she was living in the Caribbean and nowhere close to LA where she actually was!
Before we'd found her this home, we were checking out suitable places in Nor-Cal, and my brother and I went to see the Activity room for the folks. There were wedding dresses for the ladies to do needlework or whatever in prep for their imaginary upcoming marriages!
A tall guy standing next to me, starts talking about our last mission and what a bitch it was! It turns out that he was a Mustang Fighter pilot in WWII and somehow thought I was his wingman or something!!!! Now, I hardly look like a WWII pilot! I look like a guy with a ponytail who rides a Harley!
I just went along with him because... what else are ya gonna do?!? "It was brutal, man and those fucking Krauts were giving us hell!!! I'm glad we got home though"! He shook my hand...!
The mind is a lot stranger, and there are so many aspects about it that there is no AI that can outwit us! That's my belief! AI mat get intent on doing evil to humanity, but it can never match the human mind. IMHO...
Hiya Chris! I'm from tbe Caribbean. Gran used to have similar episodes. She'd wake up in the dead of night, with no idea where she was, asking for her baby Nd saying that she needed her baby. She had 9 children but also lost 1 or 2 i believe via rape and domestic abuse. She'd literally be upin the dark searching her bed and bedroom frantically. Most times we could convince her that she was dreaming or just had forgotten.. strange times
She died in 2020 at 98🙏
@@krakmynutz The disease is really weird, man.
I'm from T&T, BTW.
Mom woke up with new friends every day!
@@chrislong3938 shout out to all you out there! If u know Chief curry then we can be friends 😂
@@krakmynutz I actually have a bag of that in my kitchen!
Mom used to use Turban Brand but I don't think it's made anymore and I couldn't find it anywhere!
@@chrislong3938 we family for sure! I'm just barely able to grab hold of chief but when i do i use it grain by grain
Most television commercials are 30 seconds long. Coincidence? I think not.
Dignitas.
ok doc present your medical evidence you and the other 84 doctors that agreed with you at the time of this post.
Life insurance advertising 😁?
National geographic : forests with deer and beautiful scenery with a kayak on the shore of a lake :)
Jimmy Parris - Hhmmm... 🤔
Languille at the second time was like "WUT ? CAN'T I JUST GO ?"
TH-cam recommended some weird and dark sh*t.
I guess I'm some weird and dark sh*t for subscribing.
Yeah, I don’t know why they picked this out of all my videos to get behind...
Joe Scott I have seen darker
Haha guess you better make some more videos about limbs and appendages being chopped off Joe, it's the way forward!
Joe is fine. You both just have some deranged scat fetish. How weird and dark do you guys want the sh*t to be?
Shit just say shit.
0:38 instead of dark could have been "a bit of a head roll"
When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my great-grandfather. Not screaming and in a panic like the passengers of the car he was driving...
Il Cuggino Canadese that’s a good one
Il Cuggino Canadese Original 👌
Il Cuggino Canadese ..
What the hell, I wrote that joke yesterday on a communal board at my office!! I'm so happy to see that other people actually know that joke!
Joshua Lessore incorrect
"JUST MAKE IT STOP MOVING"
WHY AM I LAUGHING
Your head wouldn’t fall at 9.8 m/s, it’d accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2 , it wouldn’t fall at a constant speed and it’s speed would depend on how far its fallen at any time. Not that important but still thought I’d correct 😁
Erty Berty not to mention he used the wrong units for force 😂
Assuming the head is falling in a vacuum. Otherwise you didn’t account for atmospheric resistance.
Damnit.. I was looking so hard for this comment. Finally i found someone😂
Allison Garippo Oh shit yea he is, didn’t even notice that, should be Newton’s too
Bryan Bell ok fine , fair enough, but it’s close enough, on a head that’d make very little difference, it’s also technically 9.81 if we’re being that accurate
In my near death experience. I was able to hear and see for a long long time. However, after leaving my body and falling backwards through, the only way I can explain a tunnel. A tunnel with such force that even jumping 360 ft by bungee, didn’t compare. I could still see. I saw from a far a light that was through my eyes on my body. So not sure if senses go first. Just my experience
Holy Guacamole Batman!!! Talk about "painting with words". That physicians journal entry was so visual!! Great Video, Joe.
So you'll have a headache .
Only for 30 seconds garuntee
But I'll bet your nagging backache goes away
At least you won't be butthurt about it.
HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW FOR SURE....i mean..it is not like anyone has ever said.......
'Ah hello Doctor Beurieux, what kind of research do you do?'
'Oh I talk to recently decapitated heads... wait, where are you going?... please come back and talk to me...hello...hello...'
I still think it's bull shit. If you're conscious it would be for no longer than maybe 2 or 3 seconds. As someone who has trained in bjj a blood choke is able to render someone unconscious in seconds. Taking this to the extreme a decapitation would be a blood choke on steroids, adding that to the incredibly sudden drop in blood pressure there's no way you would be conscious.
Additionally all the stories surrounding decapitated heads looking around before dieing have to be bullshit. Your eyes need a very constant supply of blood in order to function. Any small dip in blood pressure can potentially cause you temporary blindness, think about when you get up to quickly and your vision gets extremely blurry. And that's just getting up to fast, imagine being decapitated. There's no way you would be able to actualy see anything instantly after decapitation.
Famous last words: “don’t get your heads cut off”! Well, guess what’s just happened to me! Bloody typical! My final 30 seconds of consciousness are beings used to type this. I wonder how much longer I have le.....
jokar jokar well they do have keyboards that work via eye movement now.
I had a dream I got decapitated. I remember the world spinning and being conscious for a bit. Pretty much like you described.
Well I don't believe in past lives but that definitely gives credence either that or you have a pretty dark researching Hobby
i had one too, by train no less. Very lucid and realistic dream.
The pain was regrettable, mostly due to the crushing, but shock set in and it numbed after a few intense seconds, like when you pull your hand away from a burn.
@@dawnjackson6299 Never underestimate the human imagination. We simulate actual experiences in our minds, and sometimes it may be pretty accurate to reality. Some people can even feel pain in their dreams.
Back here again after the latest AOT episode
German engineers....
The beste in der world
Atlantic Film ... are always ahead.
I'm so proud of my country
The original design was just meant to be a nail cutter for elephants. It was the French and the English who misused the thing.
....and by the way: Simpler things like concentration camps were rather invented by the English....
This makes me feel uncomfortable
Robbee this video is not for children
@@bigboy6191
I'm not a child fyi
nate Johnson You're*
nate Johnson *Individual
Orion >> Nice thumbnail!! 🙌
The real question is: How did this end up in my recommendations!
Me too
You know why... you know what you did
ikr
It just happens sometimes. Nothing to lose your head about.
@@weaselqueen220 well.... Viva la revolution
Was it just me or were you not able to breathe too when the countdown was going on.. it was like there was something blocking my breathing, like literally.
like in movies when the actor goes under water
Like
"this one is gonna be a little...dark"
Me: *popin´some corn*
He just broke physics in the first 30 seconds.... ACCELERATION due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2; that’s not the speed. Joules are a unit of energy, not force... all that was pretty bad...
Nerd
Ben Wilson you are absolutely correct. I had a defibrillator implant at one time in my teenage years and the energy to jolt me was measured in joules. I caught that myself.
Llama Boi I would advise you to be careful of who you call a nerd “Llama Boi.” Why don’t you go back to second grade to learn real life facts before insulting people.
Imagine your whole life right now is actually just memories going through your brain and right now you're actually dying.
Yooooooooooo, good point. That's a crazy thought!
And it just keeps repeating
When you get to the end of your memories, would you also remember the remembering of your memories?
Yugo we are.. As soon as we are born we are literally dying.
Yugo How does that makes sense
Another "shouldn't have watched before bed" video. That 30 seconds made me sick to my stomach. Really well done video, just yikes.
“Then you will just sit there....” but you’re a head, how can you sit 🤔
X-Files theme plays
Your head will just set there meaning it will lie there staring off into the one direction that will be the last thing that you will ever see.
Checkmate Atheists
Headass
Iamyouonlydifferent you don’t get it
Why did I watch this before I was gonna sleep
E-Ma same
Shhhhh... sleep just go to sleep.
You are right. Me watch before sleep
E-Ma i did it too
Google Fish please, please please please! Dont just dont