I bet Hitler had Celiac Disease, which was only discovered later---ironically due to Hitler's blockade of the Netherlands. During this manmade famine, Dutch people could not obtain wheat. A small number of people felt much better, which made doctors focus on wheat intolerance.
@@nickisnyder3450 But Celiac Disease *was* discovered and named via the Dutch famine. That means the wheat they had in 1930s and 40s Europe was sufficient to cause it.
@@darlenelarochelle4011 From Wikipedia: "While a role for carbohydrates had been suspected, the link with wheat was not made until the 1940s by the Dutch paediatrician Dr Willem Karel Dicke.[152] It is likely that clinical improvement of his patients during the Dutch famine of 1944 (during which flour was scarce) may have contributed to his discovery.[153] Dicke noticed that the shortage of bread led to a significant drop in the death rate among children affected by coeliac disease from greater than 35% to essentially zero. He also reported that once wheat was again available after the conflict, the mortality rate soared to previous levels.[154] The link with the gluten component of wheat was made in 1952 by a team from Birmingham, England.[155] Villous atrophy was described by British physician John W. Paulley in 1954 on samples taken at surgery.[156] This paved the way for biopsy samples taken by endoscopy.[147]" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeliac_disease#History
I'm filled with a mental image of the mighty feuer having a shart in the middle of a big important war meeting and needing to excuse himself while his henchmen are too afraid to say anything. And that makes me smile.
Morrel, to put it correctly, 'blitzed' Hitler, and then, after the abortive assassination attempt, another doctor prescribed him cocaine to help with the ear damage he had suffered! By the time he was stuck in his bunker the supplies were running out fast - and let's face it, we ALL know what happens when a junkie suddenly loses his supply. By the time he shot himself and his new wife bit down on a cyanide pill he almost certainly didn't know the difference between down and up - and it gives you a warm feeling to imagine the hellish pain he was in!
There has been reports that Hitler escaped to South America and lived happily ever after after the war. I don’t really believe that scenario, because Hitler according to other reports, wasn’t healthy at all. I have seen documentary footage of Hitler’s hand shaking (Parkinson’s) as he held it behind his back and walked in front of troops. With all his health issues, I think it is highly unlikely that he ever made it to Argentina to live out his life in peace.
People need to understand the official report of Hitler's suicide is 100% bullshit. The remains found were never positively identified as Hitler's. The Soviet's claimed in the 80's they had his skull, but when it was DNA tested it was not only not his, but it was a woman's skull. All the eyewitnesses interviewed were die-hard Nazi fanatics, they lied. According to the CIA & MI6, the most likely scenario according to actual eyewitnesses who were not Nazi's but either Berlin citizens or just regular army, it went down like this: Hitler and Eva Braun left the bunker sometime between April 18th & 20th via a small plane which landed and took off on the street now called Wily Brandt Strasse. The pilot flew the pair first to Switzerland, than to Madrid. The plan was for Hitler and Eva to be transported from Spain via U boat to South America. Unfortunately for Hitler, and fortunate for all other life forms, Franco was scared shitless the Allies would find out Hitler was in Spain and invade. Franco had both Hitler and Braun shot, cremated their remains, and dumped them in the sea. This info is corroborated by German army soldiers who saw Hitler & Braun leave the bunker, get in the described plane and leave. Two liaison officers with the Red Cross witnessed the plane land in Bern and identified what appeared to be Hitler & Braun, boarding another plane and leaving. Hitler being in Spain and being whacked by Franco was corroborated by several OSS operatives in Spain working with (spying on) Franco.
Another reason he went out like he did. Injection of meth every day and the extreme paranoid thinking that could happen in a normal mundane surroundings would not have helped either. He definitely went out in that bunker.
Agree. Just like if Elvis really did fake his own death in 1977, he almost certainly would not have had to fake it for very long. BTW I'm comparing Elvis to Hitler strictly in terms of their health, nothing else.
I believe many Nazi officers ducked out with premeditated exile plans Hitler himself didn't know about. Imagine at least half the officers at all levels would be appalled by Hitler's evil insanity and personal perversions. To South Americans, every other Nazi officer in exile probably "must have been Hitler!" simply because at that time, pasty white Brits and a few surly Americans hunting or doing trade in South America would have been quite different from the Germans in exile in many ways. Aloof and intimidating, probably well armed. Just picking land to squat on and buying off local officials with stolen European gold and treasure. Probably they thought anyone with such treasures could be Hitler under cover, but they all probably were sandbagging their stolen inventory for 10 years before fleeing on stolen German boats reflagged to Spain most likely.
Something not widely known is that his poor health was probably a result of the fact that his parents were second cousins. This is due to the fact that the region in Austria that his parents were from was extremely remote and had a very small pool of people to meet one another,...which also means a small gene pool as well.
He was likely born with a venarial disease. Or certainly acquired them with his habits with young Jewish boys who were heading to the gas chamber afterward Hitler got off.
Let's hear it for Time Traveller Of The Century, Theodor Morell! Some people would travel in time to kill Hitler, but our awardee sensibly sabotaged him instead.
The," Twilight Zone" had episode of a time traveler attempting to shoot Hitler with a high-powered rifle from a window in a high-rise apartment window. (Similar to Lee Harvey Oswald's vantage point.) It starred Dan Andrews as the assassin.
Of course the unhygienic doctor wasn’t a war criminal. He was an unsung hero.😂 And all the while hitler’s cronies had to smell the doctor’s BO along with hitler’s constant farting. This was a heart warming story.
True that, but he had intestinal problems since he was a child. I've had similar issues all of my life except the gas lol. My anxiety has caused a lot of the problems.
I remember a Robot Chicken skit where a guy goes back in time and ends WWII early by showing Germans a video of Hitler taking a violent dump, humiliating him to the point no one listens to him anymore. Funny to think a time traveler may really have had plenty of material to work with on that front.
In fact Reinhard Heydrich was according Nazi race regulations a Vierteljude. This was widely known in the marine forces of the Weimar Republik, where he had to leave in dishonour. Literature (in German): Sigfrid Gauch; Vaterspuren; Suhrkamp Taschenbuch 767; 1982; page 101 see too Sigfrid Gauch; Fundsachen; Die Quelllen zum Roman Vaterspuren
Heydrich was thought to be partly Jewish . The whole nazi thing was a mass of contradictions . The so called ideal german soldier , his name being Adam Goldberg , i kid you not , was applauded to the skies , until it was discovered he was half jewish . As for their leaders ......
The reason for "traces of Benzene" in decaffinated coffee was because Benzene was actually used at one time to remove caffeine from coffee. This was stopped when it was discovered how toxic (Benzene is a top-tier Carcinogen) it was. It's a good solvent, but.... Benzene also actually used to be used in other consumer products like after shave lotion!
@@lawrencefox563 Benzene was used as a solvent to remove caffeine. Many companies now use methylene chloride as a solvent. The chemicals used to remove caffeine are harmful. Do not drink decaf coffee.
You can buy CO2 decaf coffee, there are more benign ways to strip coffee of caffeine these days. A decade or so ago I avoided decaf coffee because I read somewhere that the chemicals used (at the time) for stripping coffee of the caffeine content was like paint thinner... Nowadays there are far gentler ways to strip caffeine from coffee, just the more gentler ways make the decaf coffee more expensive to buy. Worth it though.
I saw the title and despite there being other Simon owned channels with videos out earlier, this had to be the first i watched today. Farts. Farts may have helped save the world.
"Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let's have beans for every meal." ---Albert Einstein
It sounds very much as if he suffered from ulcerative colitis and, as someone who has been plagued by this condition most of my life, it is no joke! I would never do anything unless I knew that there was a thunder room nearby and, honestly, some of my farts are ejeculated with the force and noise of a jet engine. Colitis was poorly understood in the Fuhrer's time, but the condition is now treatable with a range of anti-inflammatory and immuno-suppressant drugs.
"Wars are never won or lost by a single factor" hmmmm "Wars are not won by the side with the most brains but lost by the side with the most dopes" Eric Frank Russell.
@@ytcensorhack1876 In a long painful process… there should a statue for him (the doctor, not Hitler). Lol, it just occurred to me that the doc performed weird medical experiments on him just to see what they’d do AND he messed with his mind. Forget the statue, he needs a national holiday!
Good point, his allure through the decades would probably not persist (maybe me being hopeful?) if he’d been exposed as a person with severe medical issues as well as a drug-addled dupe who was killed by someone he trusted. Note: I’m not making light of people who have serious medical issues as I suffer from some thankfully minor ones myself, but the Nazi myth of being supermen is pretty tarnished in such a case.
Benzine abc chloroform (both toxic) were common for decaffeinated coffee until they technology allowed economical use of liquid CO2. CO2 I’d the go to for decaffeination. The thing is caffeine is water soluble. If you extracted the caffeine with water you would take Al kinds of water soluble compounds important to flavor abd mouth feel. This would not be practical at all. However benzene only strips the caffeine some oils and any soluble compounds. But not many compounds dissolve in benzene.
My ex would raise the blankets and laugh. I would beg him to stop and he wouldn't so one day farted right over his face. He was mad at me. I told him I said don't raise the blankets. We were very mature for our age. We broke up over other issues later on.
His problem sounds like IBS/Ciliac Sprue. All he had to do was to eliminate grains from his diet. Reading the symptoms of ciliac disease shows a one for one match with his symptoms.
Except Most celiac disease is from genetically modified Wheat which wasn't being done then. As a medical professional sounds more like lactose intolerance
@UberLummox No, but did live there for a while and am very familiar with current US politics. Yes, Trump definitely shares a lot of traits with narcissists/dictators. He has a sort of God-delusion about himself. I think it stems largely psychologically from his desire to please his Dad who I've read wasn't exactly father of the year. I think he learnt a lot of his ethics/moral codes from him. His Dad was pretty racist, sexist and knew how to work the system, only difference is his father really did build a big financial empire, but Trump/Drumf should I say(?) just inherited it. He failed at many businesses & I know his Dad had to rescue him financially. I think a lot of his complexes stem from this and a weirdly overly-doting mother. Every time I feel sorry for him I have to remind myself how much damage he's done to America & the democratic process. I mean there are cranks in all countries, but they seem to have exploded exponentially since his rise to fame. He's a walking clusterf*!k leaving a constant trail of destruction behind him, and instead of being ashamed of anything negative he's helped create he acts like a big toddler proud of their first stinking p*#h they made. I sometimes wish we all knew less about him...
Hitler's burst of confidence and hope of a cure is familiar to all of us with chronic GI conditions. He was still Hitler, so I can't feel too bad for him.
You mentioned just a few of his many disastrous decisions. Thank God Hitler made many armament decisions - the allies would have been devastated by the many excellent German weapons.
German weapons were too hard to build, too big to transport, too unreliable, too hard to repair, too varied to maintain and needed too many resources to develop. US and Soviet mass production beat German precision 100 to 1.
I always thought it was great irony, that he was merciful with animals (he loved dogs), but killed humans en masse. Now I find out that it was just for his stomach. Makes more sense, I suppose, if anything can make sense with him.
Yes, his chef said in a Good Housekeeping interview in the mid-1930s that he liked to put ham in soups so it wasn't so "boring" and his favorite dish was stuffed pigeon. That ain't a vegetarian.
if he really did escape from germany in a U-boat to south america i wouldnt have liked to be confined in that U-boat with him especially if the cook's speciality was egg curry
When you're so consumed by race hatred, weighed down by a deadening belief in Racial purity, have a pantheistic religious outlook, and wholly lacking in spiritual virtues, flatulence and irrational thinking are just some the consequences of all that bile.
Weirdly enough sauerkraut is considered a probiotic & recommended along with food like kimchi and other fermented foods to help repopulate the gut with good bacteria. Yoghurt and kefir do so also. So does eating kiwi fruit, interestingly enough.
I love a Hitler story along this line. Morel stitched him up a treat and knew he had. Having one testicle was the very least of his problems, lol. Thank you for this very enlightening video.
CO2 is often used these days. It is a far gentler, more natural way to remove the caffeine. There are some very good varieties out there now using more benign processes, but they tend to be more expensive than regular coffee...
Having recently watched Downfall, it now makes me more uncomfortable knowing everyone in Wolf's Lair was personally being hotboxed by their beloved suicidal Fuhrer.
In the video you say that by the time Hitler was in the bunker he was not even able to sign his name, but his signature appears on both the marriage document between him and Eva Braun and the so-called political testament. These signatures appear to me as consistent with other signatures of his from earlier in the Third Reich.
Maybe he wrote these after taking some drugs? I give credence ro the shaking of his hands because historically it has been mentioned many times about Hitler. It was known that he often placed his hands behind his back when inspecting troops to avoid other people noticing his very shakey hands.
Nothing to do with his gas, everything to do with Hitler being a strategic and tactical moron. Bonus points for starting a two-front war when your country has no natural resources to support that war. Germany had until 1943 at the very latest to win the entire war, after that, no matter what happened they would lose due to attrition. The idiot was 11 miles from the heart of downtown Moscow and just stopped. Then he split Army Group Center, sending half to St. Petersburg to screw up even more, a very screwed up siege. He then split the Army Group Center again sending 1/3 of the force to join with Army Group South which was actually doing really well on their way to the Caucuses. By the time Army Group Central had been reorganized and ready to begin the offensive, the Siberian forces had arrived and outnumbered the Germans 3 to 1. In spite of those odds the Germans inflicted a 2 to 1 to 5 to 1 casualty rate among the Soviets, due to a brilliant tactical withdrawal. Still too little too late, the Germans lost the advantage and would be slowly pushed back. Army Group South was advancing toward the Caucus very quickly when Hitler decided he wanted to take Stalingrad, a completely useless city. His general suggested just bombing the shit out of it and keep on truckin' south but Hitler insisted on taking Stalingrad because of it's name. The fact they succeeded as well as they did for as long as they did with a complete idiot like Hitler in charge is actually amazing. Fun Fact: The allies could have taken Hitler out any time they wanted from 1942 on but refused to do so. Reason being is the Allies feared with Hitler dead, the Wehrmacht would have taken control and drag out the war for years, likely resulting in a forced peace with a greater expanded Germany controlling most of Europe with a devastated Russia on one side, and a demoralized UK and America on the other. We wanted Hitler alive to the bitter end.
This flatulence title sounds like clickbait to me??? I mean he had Parkinson’s(or some neurological issues) as well as a meth cocaine and opioid habit!!! I know many don’t believe he was an addict) for various reasons. To me personally meth and opioids fit for Hitlers behavior. As a former addict I can say it makes absolutely perfect sense. I’m not claiming I know I’m absolutely correct. However I feel like those who doubt his drug use don’t understand drug use or addiction and they assume things that aren’t true. I think you need to understand drug addiction isn’t what the popular notion tells you!!! DEA is a horrible resource unless you want to learn to make drugs (they put out information packets more though than any internet source). Although how the drugs work they are worse than street info at times.
It really doesn't matter. I enjoy the Hallelujah Chorus without believing a word of the mythology. The tale of Farty Hitler is fun regardless of the level of its veracity.
I don't want to be one of those actually kind of guys but actually you're really incorrect about the Stalingrad situation. There is a ton of research and many channels that spend a lot of time on that and it wasn't really Hitler's mistake to not pull the troops out. Actually leaving the troops there which there was no other option any how did delay the rest of the German troops being eventually annihilated. Later in the war he would have many issues with holding onto areas that needed to be left behind and forcing divisions to stay in festoons which were soon to be conquered a complete waste of quality soldiers who could have been used to better purposes. Stalingrad was actually not a situation like that and they did not know that they were going to be overwhelmed until it was too late though there were clues that should have been deciphered. There was no actual way to get the 6th army out of Stalingrad after it had been surrounded because it was thoroughly surrounded and the forces trying to rescue it were being overwhelmed.. There is also a lot of research done on why Dunkirk happened the way it did and there were very solid reasons for not attacking into the pocket. It was not even completely Hitler's decision. There was a fear that they could be attacked on the flank and so they spent some time to get their forces into the lineup that they felt was the best way to tackle the Dunkirk scenario. I have left both of these explanations pretty loose but these are supposed Hitler mistakes that always gets brought up and it's not quite that simple. It's funny because there's another channel that I watch a lot and I'm always attacking him for defending Hitler too much and here I am defending Hitler's decisions on two different occasions. Fair is fair though. He made enough mistakes, especially later in the war, to compensate for the few decisions that he got right along the way. I think all of that early success went to his head and he became a demigod in his own mind. Perhaps he always was always right in his own mind.
Airmen's statements about Dunkirk assert that they weren't apparent in the sky over the beaches because they were engaging the enemy aircraft before they got that far!
I've read that Hitler was a stickler for hygiene so the fact he did not mention this to the doctor & tolerated his BO surprises me. Ava meticulously took daily baths.
The only reason that Moscow didn't fall to the Third Reich was the lack of speed...they had run out and the rations couldn't get through the Russian winter, nor did winter clothing and food, so the Nazi's didn't beat Russia as far as the modern suburbs of the Russian capital...
Nobel Prize Laureate Heinrich Böll has also been an addict to meth for a certain time: in his letters to his family he begged for Pervitin as soon a.s.a.p.
I have been binge watching historical videos about Dr. Morrell, and all of them state that he was in fact, German, and not Jewish. That was why he was able to join the Nazi party early on. Secondly, I have never before read or heard that Hitler had a heart attack and/or stroke. It is known that at the end of his life he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s, and had the classic Parkinson hand tremor, even seen in the last video, which was filmed outside of the bunker.
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Napoleon wore a red coat so his men wouldn't see if he got injured. Hitler wore brown pants...
Very funny indeed!
Fake President Joe "Bidet" Biden should always wear brown pants as well...
😂 nicely said
Das Brauntrausen.
Nice one 😂
So it wasnt a briefcase bomb it was someone striking a match too close to him. 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL!
HAAA!
That’s great!
Best line ever!! Bravo
I bet Hitler had Celiac Disease, which was only discovered later---ironically due to Hitler's blockade of the Netherlands. During this manmade famine, Dutch people could not obtain wheat. A small number of people felt much better, which made doctors focus on wheat intolerance.
Except that celiac disease is caused by genetically modifying wheat which was not being done yet at last time. Lactose intolerance is much more likely
@@nickisnyder3450 But Celiac Disease *was* discovered and named via the Dutch famine. That means the wheat they had in 1930s and 40s Europe was sufficient to cause it.
Really? That's incredible.
@@darlenelarochelle4011 From Wikipedia: "While a role for carbohydrates had been suspected, the link with wheat was not made until the 1940s by the Dutch paediatrician Dr Willem Karel Dicke.[152] It is likely that clinical improvement of his patients during the Dutch famine of 1944 (during which flour was scarce) may have contributed to his discovery.[153] Dicke noticed that the shortage of bread led to a significant drop in the death rate among children affected by coeliac disease from greater than 35% to essentially zero. He also reported that once wheat was again available after the conflict, the mortality rate soared to previous levels.[154] The link with the gluten component of wheat was made in 1952 by a team from Birmingham, England.[155] Villous atrophy was described by British physician John W. Paulley in 1954 on samples taken at surgery.[156] This paved the way for biopsy samples taken by endoscopy.[147]"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeliac_disease#History
@@nickisnyder3450 You are just completely wrong with that statement.
I've seen Hitlers speeches and I can attest that his flatulence came out of BOTH ENDS!!
He suffered from mental constipation and verbal diarrhea. 😏
Both ends!!😂😂😂. I see what you did there! 😂😂😂
Indeed it did!
Now we have Pooper Joe.
@@8avexp Yeah but that's better than having Poop for Brains Trump!!!
cramming a pineapple in that backdoor would significantly slow the flatulence...
a very guilty pleasure movie. lol "You cant be snerious!"
Pineapple fulfills every need!
And you know this how?
@@mikestewart7338 It's a Little Nicky reference, love to see it and I may have to go watch it now
@@mikestewart7338 little nicky hitler pineapple, use Google, you'll find it
The irony is that the Nazis waged chemical warfare on themselves.
I'm filled with a mental image of the mighty feuer having a shart in the middle of a big important war meeting and needing to excuse himself while his henchmen are too afraid to say anything. And that makes me smile.
You better believe it happened 'cause it almost certainly did. More than once.
Now you know why they invented gas masks.😅
Makes me think of Joe Biden
@@JohnSmith-fl6qd please explain yourself, good sir
@@willowmoon7 whereas Trump fills stadiums, Biden fills diapers
Morrel, to put it correctly, 'blitzed' Hitler, and then, after the abortive assassination attempt, another doctor prescribed him cocaine to help with the ear damage he had suffered! By the time he was stuck in his bunker the supplies were running out fast - and let's face it, we ALL know what happens when a junkie suddenly loses his supply. By the time he shot himself and his new wife bit down on a cyanide pill he almost certainly didn't know the difference between down and up - and it gives you a warm feeling to imagine the hellish pain he was in!
Knowing that arseholes suffer does nothing to improve things.
When the Allies saw Hitler's medical records they thought his Doctor might have been an Allied Agent.
That doctor was playing the long game, kill him from the inside and make a buck doing it.
There has been reports that Hitler escaped to South America and lived happily ever after after the war. I don’t really believe that scenario, because Hitler according to other reports, wasn’t healthy at all. I have seen documentary footage of Hitler’s hand shaking (Parkinson’s) as he held it behind his back and walked in front of troops. With all his health issues, I think it is highly unlikely that he ever made it to Argentina to live out his life in peace.
People need to understand the official report of Hitler's suicide is 100% bullshit. The remains found were never positively identified as Hitler's. The Soviet's claimed in the 80's they had his skull, but when it was DNA tested it was not only not his, but it was a woman's skull. All the eyewitnesses interviewed were die-hard Nazi fanatics, they lied. According to the CIA & MI6, the most likely scenario according to actual eyewitnesses who were not Nazi's but either Berlin citizens or just regular army, it went down like this: Hitler and Eva Braun left the bunker sometime between April 18th & 20th via a small plane which landed and took off on the street now called Wily Brandt Strasse. The pilot flew the pair first to Switzerland, than to Madrid. The plan was for Hitler and Eva to be transported from Spain via U boat to South America. Unfortunately for Hitler, and fortunate for all other life forms, Franco was scared shitless the Allies would find out Hitler was in Spain and invade. Franco had both Hitler and Braun shot, cremated their remains, and dumped them in the sea. This info is corroborated by German army soldiers who saw Hitler & Braun leave the bunker, get in the described plane and leave. Two liaison officers with the Red Cross witnessed the plane land in Bern and identified what appeared to be Hitler & Braun, boarding another plane and leaving. Hitler being in Spain and being whacked by Franco was corroborated by several OSS operatives in Spain working with (spying on) Franco.
Another reason he went out like he did. Injection of meth every day and the extreme paranoid thinking that could happen in a normal mundane surroundings would not have helped either. He definitely went out in that bunker.
Agree. Just like if Elvis really did fake his own death in 1977, he almost certainly would not have had to fake it for very long. BTW I'm comparing Elvis to Hitler strictly in terms of their health, nothing else.
I believe many Nazi officers ducked out with premeditated exile plans Hitler himself didn't know about. Imagine at least half the officers at all levels would be appalled by Hitler's evil insanity and personal perversions. To South Americans, every other Nazi officer in exile probably "must have been Hitler!" simply because at that time, pasty white Brits and a few surly Americans hunting or doing trade in South America would have been quite different from the Germans in exile in many ways. Aloof and intimidating, probably well armed. Just picking land to squat on and buying off local officials with stolen European gold and treasure. Probably they thought anyone with such treasures could be Hitler under cover, but they all probably were sandbagging their stolen inventory for 10 years before fleeing on stolen German boats reflagged to Spain most likely.
I think only his Nazi 'buddies' got to South America.
With all that intestinal gas, I take it Adolf's body went up a treat when his men burnt him to a crisp!
Well, he had Parkinson’s I’ve been a registered nurse 35 years I’ve seen the symptoms many times. Incidentally, Putin has the same issue.
Lol. Many *much* more qualified people than you would not say that with such certainty.
Putin also has flatulence. That's why he has to sit at the end of a loooooong table. Silly little man.
Poo-tin.
@@randomname4726 35 years as a nurse, no matter the degree of study, is a high qualification in itself, as long as one continues to observe and learn.
It's funny how all of the West's enemies have all these weird diseases and metal illnesses, etc. Very interesting how that works
Looks like Dr. Morell was in fact an unsung hero of WWII.
"The Morell of the story", as it were.
Yes!
"The island of Dr. Morell"
Something not widely known is that his poor health was probably a result of the fact that his parents were second cousins. This is due to the fact that the region in Austria that his parents were from was extremely remote and had a very small pool of people to meet one another,...which also means a small gene pool as well.
Wasn't it thought that his actual father was his grandfather, not the man he believed to be his father? He also had Jewish blood on his mother's side?
@MsAli0 So much for the mAsTeR rAcE…huh?
He was likely born with a venarial disease. Or certainly acquired them with his habits with young Jewish boys who were heading to the gas chamber afterward Hitler got off.
I'm not suprised there's a correlation between racism and the level of inbreeding in your family tree.
He was a drug addict….full of gas.
Much like the title Atlas Shrugged, this gaseous tale should be investigated and recounted in a book called: Fuhrer Farted.
Let's hear it for Time Traveller Of The Century, Theodor Morell! Some people would travel in time to kill Hitler, but our awardee sensibly sabotaged him instead.
What if someone traveled back in time and warned him off Barbarossa and told him to press his initiative at Dunkirk?
Too bad Gaydolf Hitler didn't evaporate passing wind around oh, 1931. One nearby match igniting his SBD, boom!
The," Twilight Zone" had episode of a time traveler attempting to shoot Hitler with a high-powered rifle from a window in a high-rise apartment window. (Similar to Lee Harvey Oswald's vantage point.) It starred Dan Andrews as the assassin.
Of course the unhygienic doctor wasn’t a war criminal. He was an unsung hero.😂
And all the while hitler’s cronies had to smell the doctor’s BO along with hitler’s constant farting.
This was a heart warming story.
Or perhaps a fart warming story 😜
Stomach craps and intestinal issues are a side effect of Methamphetamines.
Oh street jargon is that speed?
@@lawrencefox563 yes. Hitler took speed, or crystal meth.
True that, but he had intestinal problems since he was a child. I've had similar issues all of my life except the gas lol. My anxiety has caused a lot of the problems.
@@thecodemachineamphetamine (speed) is a different chemical than methamphetamine, with different effects.
@@maryeckel9682 Clinical classifications, effects of illicit drugs I probably shouldn't comment on having only comedic knowledge .
He also allegedly had one testicle and was a drug addict brings new meaning to High Germany
Of course why do you think he did that salute, it was to keep the balance since he only had one ball 🙃🙃
I remember a Robot Chicken skit where a guy goes back in time and ends WWII early by showing Germans a video of Hitler taking a violent dump, humiliating him to the point no one listens to him anymore. Funny to think a time traveler may really have had plenty of material to work with on that front.
The only member of the Naz in top echelon who resembled the Aryan ideal was Reinhard Heydrich...who was assassinated by the Czechs in May, 1942
I thought Heydrich's eyes were too slanted to be a PURE Aryan.
In fact Reinhard Heydrich was according Nazi race regulations a Vierteljude. This was widely known in the marine forces of the Weimar Republik, where he had to leave in dishonour. Literature (in German):
Sigfrid Gauch; Vaterspuren; Suhrkamp Taschenbuch 767; 1982; page 101
see too Sigfrid Gauch; Fundsachen; Die Quelllen zum Roman Vaterspuren
Heydrich was thought to be partly Jewish . The whole nazi thing was a mass of contradictions . The so called ideal german soldier , his name being Adam Goldberg , i kid you not , was applauded to the skies , until it was discovered he was half jewish . As for their leaders ......
Contrary to popular belief, most Germans do not fit the "Aryan" ideal. They're rarely tall and blond. Usually one or the other, but not both.
The reason for "traces of Benzene" in decaffinated coffee was because Benzene was actually used at one time to remove caffeine from coffee. This was stopped when it was discovered how toxic (Benzene is a top-tier Carcinogen) it was. It's a good solvent, but....
Benzene also actually used to be used in other consumer products like after shave lotion!
Thank you for providing me yet another argument for when somebody suggests I drink decaf coffee.
It *obviously* no longer has Benzene left in it...
@@randomname4726 benzene is gasoline/petrol in German language that is in coffee?
@@lawrencefox563 Benzene was used as a solvent to remove caffeine. Many companies now use methylene chloride as a solvent. The chemicals used to remove caffeine are harmful. Do not drink decaf coffee.
You can buy CO2 decaf coffee, there are more benign ways to strip coffee of caffeine these days. A decade or so ago I avoided decaf coffee because I read somewhere that the chemicals used (at the time) for stripping coffee of the caffeine content was like paint thinner... Nowadays there are far gentler ways to strip caffeine from coffee, just the more gentler ways make the decaf coffee more expensive to buy. Worth it though.
@@randomname4726Oh no, my reason is because that very unfunny Charlie Chaplin impersonator was such an advocate of it.
I dig your videos, man. Keep up the good work! Your presentation is very even and mellow. It's engaging and easy to listen to. 😊
I saw the title and despite there being other Simon owned channels with videos out earlier, this had to be the first i watched today. Farts. Farts may have helped save the world.
😂😂
"Uranus is a gas giant."
---Albert Einstein
"Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let's have beans
for every meal."
---Albert Einstein
"Gas is gaseous because it's gassed with gassiness."
---Albert Einstein
Brilliant 😊😊😊
It took me a moment.😅
Thank you, Dr. Morrel.
It sounds very much as if he suffered from ulcerative colitis and, as someone who has been plagued by this condition most of my life, it is no joke! I would never do anything unless I knew that there was a thunder room nearby and, honestly, some of my farts are ejeculated with the force and noise of a jet engine. Colitis was poorly understood in the Fuhrer's time, but the condition is now treatable with a range of anti-inflammatory and immuno-suppressant drugs.
Amazing title, I was not dissapointed by the video either. Good stuff.
Well researched and presented. Thank you!
"Wars are never won or lost by a single factor" hmmmm
"Wars are not won by the side with the most brains but lost by the side with the most dopes" Eric Frank Russell.
I loved this quirky look into Hitler’s life. More content like this, please. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Well in his defence he did kill Hitler
@@ytcensorhack1876 In a long painful process… there should a statue for him (the doctor, not Hitler). Lol, it just occurred to me that the doc performed weird medical experiments on him just to see what they’d do AND he messed with his mind. Forget the statue, he needs a national holiday!
He was half Jewish after all. It’s nice to imagine that he pulled this scam on purpose. Joke’s on the nassies
The other thing about assassinating Hitler, in the end.
Was that it would make him a martyr.
Good point, his allure through the decades would probably not persist (maybe me being hopeful?) if he’d been exposed as a person with severe medical issues as well as a drug-addled dupe who was killed by someone he trusted. Note: I’m not making light of people who have serious medical issues as I suffer from some thankfully minor ones myself, but the Nazi myth of being supermen is pretty tarnished in such a case.
Hey! I saw you in early Simon's Videos! Nice to see you again!
The " Hitler Rants Parodies " channel does a couple of hilarious videos about this
Benzine abc chloroform (both toxic) were common for decaffeinated coffee until they technology allowed economical use of liquid CO2. CO2 I’d the go to for decaffeination. The thing is caffeine is water soluble. If you extracted the caffeine with water you would take Al kinds of water soluble compounds important to flavor abd mouth feel. This would not be practical at all. However benzene only strips the caffeine some oils and any soluble compounds. But not many compounds dissolve in benzene.
I wonder if the doctor wasn't intentionally trying to kill him
"Don't talk to me until I've had my benzene!"
Really enjoyed this video. Keep up the good work.
Ernest Borgnine ruined his marriage because he refused to stop with the flatulence under the covers thing
Did her hold the covers over her head?
I heard he and Ethel Merman were married for four days in 1964. They woke up, looked at each other, screamed and ran in opposite directions.
I went to college whose uncle was Ernest Borgnine
@@PaulVanFleet okay then we should be able to verify the story
My ex would raise the blankets and laugh. I would beg him to stop and he wouldn't so one day farted right over his face. He was mad at me. I told him I said don't raise the blankets. We were very mature for our age. We broke up over other issues later on.
Damn, Keeps has really worked on Simon!
His problem sounds like IBS/Ciliac Sprue. All he had to do was to eliminate grains from his diet.
Reading the symptoms of ciliac disease shows a one for one match with his symptoms.
He took Belladonna which causes farting.
Except Most celiac disease is from genetically modified Wheat which wasn't being done then. As a medical professional sounds more like lactose intolerance
Who, really, cares? The goofball’s where he belongs now. Who cares if he died of diarrhea or dandruff?
In fairness, Hitlers speeches showed a huge tendency towards flatulence aswell.
So Spike Jone's 1943 recording of Der Fuehrer's Face was a more accurate depiction than anyone knew at the time.
Crazy how much of his personality trait(ors) line up with Agolf Twitler's
In what way?
@@j.w8680 Both thought/think they were/are king. I assume you're not from the US of A?
@UberLummox No, but did live there for a while and am very familiar with current US politics.
Yes, Trump definitely shares a lot of traits with narcissists/dictators. He has a sort of God-delusion about himself. I think it stems largely psychologically from his desire to please his Dad who I've read wasn't exactly father of the year. I think he learnt a lot of his ethics/moral codes from him. His Dad was pretty racist, sexist and knew how to work the system, only difference is his father really did build a big financial empire, but Trump/Drumf should I say(?) just inherited it. He failed at many businesses & I know his Dad had to rescue him financially. I think a lot of his complexes stem from this and a weirdly overly-doting mother. Every time I feel sorry for him I have to remind myself how much damage he's done to America & the democratic process. I mean there are cranks in all countries, but they seem to have exploded exponentially since his rise to fame. He's a walking clusterf*!k leaving a constant trail of destruction behind him, and instead of being ashamed of anything negative he's helped create he acts like a big toddler proud of their first stinking p*#h they made. I sometimes wish we all knew less about him...
Simon didn't give up on this channel, just turned his minions loose on it.
Hitler's burst of confidence and hope of a cure is familiar to all of us with chronic GI conditions. He was still Hitler, so I can't feel too bad for him.
I just feel so very good knowing he suffered tremendously before he died.
You mentioned just a few of his many disastrous decisions. Thank God Hitler made many armament decisions - the allies would have been devastated by the many excellent German weapons.
German weapons were too hard to build, too big to transport, too unreliable, too hard to repair, too varied to maintain and needed too many resources to develop. US and Soviet mass production beat German precision 100 to 1.
The Germans never stood a chance against Allied power and determination to destroy the evil nazi idiots
@@donrobertson4940exactly
Der Farter only had one Matzah ball.
Caffeine can also make people more alert which is why many truck drivers drink coffee.
I'd wondered where the term Kaffee Hag came from, plus the bonus of where the name Sanka came from.
Small thing, he technically wasn't vegetarian. He continued to occassionally eat bone broth, occasional sausage and a pigeon dish...
Tiktok vegetarian
Also tee-total but had the ocassional glass of wine.
That's not true
I always thought it was great irony, that he was merciful with animals (he loved dogs), but killed humans en masse. Now I find out that it was just for his stomach. Makes more sense, I suppose, if anything can make sense with him.
Yes, his chef said in a Good Housekeeping interview in the mid-1930s that he liked to put ham in soups so it wasn't so "boring" and his favorite dish was stuffed pigeon. That ain't a vegetarian.
Daven, your beard has become so epic, Simon's beard will soon cease growing out of deference.
That is almost blasphemy. Get back in the blazement lol
Meth is rough on racist tyrants too.
if he really did escape from germany in a U-boat to south america i wouldnt have liked to be confined in that U-boat with him especially if the cook's speciality was egg curry
Imagine Hitler and Goering together. Talk about explosive atmosphere 😀
Thanks Daven
I nearly didn't watch this because I don't like the title, but the content was interesting.
When you're so consumed by race hatred, weighed down by a deadening belief in Racial purity, have a pantheistic religious outlook, and wholly lacking in spiritual virtues, flatulence and irrational thinking are just some the consequences of all that bile.
Well said.
If people whose diet was heavy in sausage, sauerkraut and beer thought Hitler was flatulent, what was his gas really like? The mind boggles.
Good thing their future diet is halal.
@@conveyor2 that's right- no more sudsy brew or greasy pork sausages.
Weirdly enough sauerkraut is considered a probiotic & recommended along with food like kimchi and other fermented foods to help repopulate the gut with good bacteria. Yoghurt and kefir do so also. So does eating kiwi fruit, interestingly enough.
@@j.w8680 I knew someone who lost a lot of weight on a diet based around sauerkraut juice, but it made her fart all the time.
@@steve3131 I believe you! 😆🫠
I love a Hitler story along this line. Morel stitched him up a treat and knew he had. Having one testicle was the very least of his problems, lol. Thank you for this very enlightening video.
Imagine him saying Sieg Heil followed by a giant fart 💩💩
life must have been hell in Hitler's bunker
He did it for the Farterland...
Perhaps he inspired the jet engine, he wasn't half-farted,shall I go on.
Strychnine, cocaine, meth...but knock off the coffee?
Got to have some boundaries you know 😅
@@ladycake1515 LOL
Decaffeinated coffee might have made Adolf Hitler less alert.
So I guess the reason the allies won is because Roosevelt and Churchill held it all in.
A lot of combat veterans develope IBS. It sounds like Hittler may have also had IBS.
Damn, I knew there was a reason I detest decaffeinated coffee.😝
CO2 is often used these days. It is a far gentler, more natural way to remove the caffeine. There are some very good varieties out there now using more benign processes, but they tend to be more expensive than regular coffee...
Having recently watched Downfall, it now makes me more uncomfortable knowing everyone in Wolf's Lair was personally being hotboxed by their beloved suicidal Fuhrer.
The advice against caffeine was also a form of window dressing. Chocolates with added caffeine were handed out to combat troops for endurance.
Also Pervatin, (Christal Meth) helped also
@@bogusmogus9551 Yes, I know. It was all one big con.
Whoawaitwhut? No coffee??? I didn't know that! Good God, no WONDER they lost the war...
And were so angry!
and how Churchill's alcoholism extended the war by at least a year.
So ironic, to ban caffeine while taking amphetamines, cocaine, morphine, etc. Crazy!
Knew the drug story but had no idea about the farts🤣🤣🤣
Now you know why he was actually called the "furor".
I still find Hitler's flatulence problem hysterical. Is anyone with me on that?
Wow. The more you know...
There was methane in his madness...💩.
You could say he was gassive aggressive.
In the video you say that by the time Hitler was in the bunker he was not even able to sign his name, but his signature appears on both the marriage document between him and Eva Braun and the so-called political testament. These signatures appear to me as consistent with other signatures of his from earlier in the Third Reich.
Maybe he wrote these after taking some drugs? I give credence ro the shaking of his hands because historically it has been mentioned many times about Hitler. It was known that he often placed his hands behind his back when inspecting troops to avoid other people noticing his very shakey hands.
So the TH-cam video, "Hitler Rants - Farts" is a documentary?
Neat!
Nothing to do with his gas, everything to do with Hitler being a strategic and tactical moron. Bonus points for starting a two-front war when your country has no natural resources to support that war. Germany had until 1943 at the very latest to win the entire war, after that, no matter what happened they would lose due to attrition. The idiot was 11 miles from the heart of downtown Moscow and just stopped. Then he split Army Group Center, sending half to St. Petersburg to screw up even more, a very screwed up siege. He then split the Army Group Center again sending 1/3 of the force to join with Army Group South which was actually doing really well on their way to the Caucuses. By the time Army Group Central had been reorganized and ready to begin the offensive, the Siberian forces had arrived and outnumbered the Germans 3 to 1. In spite of those odds the Germans inflicted a 2 to 1 to 5 to 1 casualty rate among the Soviets, due to a brilliant tactical withdrawal. Still too little too late, the Germans lost the advantage and would be slowly pushed back. Army Group South was advancing toward the Caucus very quickly when Hitler decided he wanted to take Stalingrad, a completely useless city. His general suggested just bombing the shit out of it and keep on truckin' south but Hitler insisted on taking Stalingrad because of it's name. The fact they succeeded as well as they did for as long as they did with a complete idiot like Hitler in charge is actually amazing. Fun Fact: The allies could have taken Hitler out any time they wanted from 1942 on but refused to do so. Reason being is the Allies feared with Hitler dead, the Wehrmacht would have taken control and drag out the war for years, likely resulting in a forced peace with a greater expanded Germany controlling most of Europe with a devastated Russia on one side, and a demoralized UK and America on the other. We wanted Hitler alive to the bitter end.
This flatulence title sounds like clickbait to me??? I mean he had Parkinson’s(or some neurological issues) as well as a meth cocaine and opioid habit!!! I know many don’t believe he was an addict) for various reasons.
To me personally meth and opioids fit for Hitlers behavior. As a former addict I can say it makes absolutely perfect sense. I’m not claiming I know I’m absolutely correct. However I feel like those who doubt his drug use don’t understand drug use or addiction and they assume things that aren’t true. I think you need to understand drug addiction isn’t what the popular notion tells you!!! DEA is a horrible resource unless you want to learn to make drugs (they put out information packets more though than any internet source). Although how the drugs work they are worse than street info at times.
It really doesn't matter. I enjoy the Hallelujah Chorus without believing a word of the mythology. The tale of Farty Hitler is fun regardless of the level of its veracity.
@@jacksimpson-rogers1069 well I completely agree with you in that man!!!
Take care
Danny's looking good! Clearly, the basement life agrees with him 😉
I heard Hitler only had one ball😂
Very interesting video.
they called him the ''imperial injection master'' wearing a fantasy uniform of sanitary officer's of nonexistent rank
I don't want to be one of those actually kind of guys but actually you're really incorrect about the Stalingrad situation. There is a ton of research and many channels that spend a lot of time on that and it wasn't really Hitler's mistake to not pull the troops out. Actually leaving the troops there which there was no other option any how did delay the rest of the German troops being eventually annihilated. Later in the war he would have many issues with holding onto areas that needed to be left behind and forcing divisions to stay in festoons which were soon to be conquered a complete waste of quality soldiers who could have been used to better purposes. Stalingrad was actually not a situation like that and they did not know that they were going to be overwhelmed until it was too late though there were clues that should have been deciphered. There was no actual way to get the 6th army out of Stalingrad after it had been surrounded because it was thoroughly surrounded and the forces trying to rescue it were being overwhelmed..
There is also a lot of research done on why Dunkirk happened the way it did and there were very solid reasons for not attacking into the pocket. It was not even completely Hitler's decision. There was a fear that they could be attacked on the flank and so they spent some time to get their forces into the lineup that they felt was the best way to tackle the Dunkirk scenario. I have left both of these explanations pretty loose but these are supposed Hitler mistakes that always gets brought up and it's not quite that simple. It's funny because there's another channel that I watch a lot and I'm always attacking him for defending Hitler too much and here I am defending Hitler's decisions on two different occasions. Fair is fair though. He made enough mistakes, especially later in the war, to compensate for the few decisions that he got right along the way. I think all of that early success went to his head and he became a demigod in his own mind. Perhaps he always was always right in his own mind.
Airmen's statements about Dunkirk assert that they weren't apparent in the sky over the beaches because they were engaging the enemy aircraft before they got that far!
His doctor was the equivalent of New York's "doctor feel good."
Nice content. Hitler's first name is NOT A-dolf, but it is pronounced AD-olf...My German friends go crazy about this!!!
Morell's personal hygiene was so bad that members of Hitler's inner circle actively avoiding being in his presence.
I've read that Hitler was a stickler for hygiene so the fact he did not mention this to the doctor & tolerated his BO surprises me. Ava meticulously took daily baths.
@@j.w8680 Eva. As long as "Dr. Feelgood" gave the Fuhrer what he wanted, he didn't care.
morrel himself was a notorious farter - so far to the effectiveness of his medicine !
Lifes a gas.
Aspirin and beer. Hitler took them both every evening. Painful. Chronic. Long lasting.
History channel at 1 AM be like:
The only reason that Moscow didn't fall to the Third Reich was the lack of speed...they had run out and the rations couldn't get through the Russian winter, nor did winter clothing and food, so the Nazi's didn't beat Russia as far as the modern suburbs of the Russian capital...
Nobel Prize Laureate Heinrich Böll has also been an addict to meth for a certain time: in his letters to his family he begged for Pervitin as soon a.s.a.p.
I have been binge watching historical videos about Dr. Morrell, and all of them state that he was in fact, German, and not Jewish. That was why he was able to join the Nazi party early on. Secondly, I have never before read or heard that Hitler had a heart attack and/or stroke. It is known that at the end of his life he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s, and had the classic Parkinson hand tremor, even seen in the last video, which was filmed outside of the bunker.