This is footage from over several months through many patches, I hope you enjoy! Please join my discord server :) discord.gg/fbPMnc8 Also, don't send hate to anyone in this video, I could care less what people call me in a game, I find it funny.
my discord is in a wierd font and my name is glacer it will be at the bottom of the list most likley(yes i spelled it that way on purpoise) and my steam is porkmiester
@@darakin5172 Basically you attack after they could attack gambling that they don´t hit you first. There isn´t really anything wrong with it salty Mordhau players just like to use it as an excuse when they loose.
What's wrong with dodge? I use it a lot, in front lines at least. Seeing folks say it's a crutch makes me roll my eyes kinda, as long as you do well with it, what does it matter how 'crutch'-y it is?
@@TekRobo it's annoying because it enables an easy playstyle that forces your opponent to stick to you. When you do a nice drag or anything and you see your opponent parry too early, only to press spacebar to avoid the punish is really infuriating.
Random guy: Morning star is noob weapon lol Ranked Champion: Morning star is A tier weapon, would be S tier if Mail didn't exist Well clearly the guy isn't a Ranked Champion, so clearly he doesn't know shit XD
man I havent watched in a little while but its crazy dude I swear last year you had like 15k subs and youre already at 200k, I mean this so genuinely I hope you continue to grow and make a name for yourself on the platform
Abraham Thomas and boyyyyy is it a steep one. You cant casually play this and still be good. It has to be the only game you ever play. You must dream of Mordhau. Or you will be like me and go 18 18 each match. Neither bad or good 😂
@@44Jimboslice yeah same. Once in a blue moon I'll have a Frontline match where I'll feel like a god and go 40 - 10. But then usually the next match I go 13 - 20. What is your typical weapon of choice? I like the exec or heavy hand axe.
@@abrahamthomas7481 I've gotten to the point finally that I normally have a 2/3 to 1 kill ratio, but it's just so dependent on how the lobby and teams are stacked. I've been maining Bastard Sword (one handed) and Axe for a while, but just started with great sword and am having a good time. GS is solid all around, and I'm trying to improve and be more consistent
Abraham Thomas i dont have a preference, i like to switch it up each game. Bardiche always fun. And then its fun to troll people witha. Crossbow and a arming sword 😂 they think all ranged people cant sword fight so it catches em off guard lol
I just love how ppl ask him if he is real, and ofc he says no. And then later, when these videos appear, the people that played against him, lost, called him terrible things, but still are a viewer of his, gotta feel extremely dumb when they watch these clips in the videos later
just as i tought it wasnt enough watching this salty compilation , i checked the bar and i was only on 5 min mark and when i saw i had 8 more min i said to my self "well...i guess i have no choice do i.." great video doe
Amazing vid man, really enjoyed watching! I sorta know Cornellyo, the guy that asked to take a screenie with you, played many times against, he is damn good.
I agree only to one thing - maul is so chees and requires just basic skill and it is always what the most toxic players of the match use . This dudes dont want to have fun and dont want u to have fun - everything they need is farm kills to prove something to someone
Gotta say, I don't play this game, but your meme usage is very classic and I love it. The guys clapping, the painting of the guy looking at the paper. *MUAH excellente
It hurts to watch you beat the opponent, to then have them be unable to accept that they have room to improve. Just because you lost doesn't mean the games broken, it means that there's room to learn.
Failing to acknowledge the skill of your opponent makes beating him meaningless, and likewise if he beats you, denying him any tallent highlights that it does not take tallent to beat you.
@@Gromek999 I mean to say, that when the salty sally you beat the crap out of starts bad-mouthing you, every insult to your skill insinuates that an opponent without said skill can still beat them. Basically, if they insult you for your performance, they insult themselves inadvertently.
This is footage from over several months through many patches, I hope you enjoy!
Please join my discord server :) discord.gg/fbPMnc8
Also, don't send hate to anyone in this video, I could care less what people call me in a game, I find it funny.
Hell yea
i joined the server and the steam chat :D
my discord is in a wierd font and my name is glacer it will be at the bottom of the list most likley(yes i spelled it that way on purpoise) and my steam is porkmiester
Gromek999 to be fair you gamble a shit load
@@kimgugelmeier9808 What does that mean? I've never played Mordhau
Alright, but that moment with the fan who wanted a screenie was wholesome af.
He had to throw in one glimmer of hope lol
I enjoyed that moment quite a lot
He was the only one, who doesnt started to be a dickhead, when saw a Gromek :^
Always respect the opponent :D
I think I've met that player before he is lovely and rly good
"You really can do nothing besides feint"
Ah yes, I say terms I dont understand to sound good at the game too
I was wondering if that guy knows what a morph is. I'm guessing not, because those chamber morphs ruined his day.
Loses* "wow game bad"
Wins once after* "noob bad lol"
It's a routine at this point
The rule of any competitive online game; Anyone worse than me is a trash noob, anyone better than me is a tryhard abuser.
@@TetramentTea They're always pansies like that.
I honestly cannot fathom their mentality.
This sorta thing is Literaly every game that have any weapons.
And it have the ranking system
grom:gg
other player: leaves*
9:40
*A Friendly person appears*
"He then proceeded to destroy me"
The friendly ones are always the most dangerous. No rage only cold calculating assassination.
@@flyingdeathcatsgo I feel called out :P
Tends to be how it goes.
They can *afford* to be friendly, you see.
@@flyingdeathcatsgo spooky
They have the power of friendship which, if anime has taught me anything, is the key to winning no matter the odds
I can respect a man that answers glhf with "no thank you".
I mean, I disagree with that guy's attitude, but at least he was polite about it.
@red kane good luck have fun.
@@deathslicers nty xD
No one really says that genuinely though, so its kind of like saying fuck you in a passive aggressive way
Gotta love how he was a chad
Rando: "ur bad"
Gromek: "what does that make you?"
*Destruction 100*
It's even more insulting because of the speed at which he got destroyed not even 5 seconds before.
There is a myth that Mordhau has enough salt to rival the dead sea
And cs:go
Only in duels, the rest of the community is really funny
In terms of a fighting community I wonder if mordhou is on par with for honor with salt
All the salt passed from For Honor to Mordhau, I've seen my fair share
@@Max78000 nah. they're all toxic.
Opponent : being salty
Gromek : *destroy them*
Opponent : being nice and wanted a screeni
Also opponent : thank you, you now have 10 second to live
People be like: Any build that I loose against must be cheese and literally unreadable, there is no other explanation
@Bilbo Fappins like toxic dickheads?
No but bastard sword and buckler is actual cheese though.
Warhammer buckler and bastard sword buckler are super cheesy though, even top players have said bastard sword is unreadable
Honestly they perspective a lot of people have is pathetic and just..sad.
*lose
When Gromek failed in class, he asked his teacher why, his answers were perfect.
The teacher said: "Unreadable."
Consequence of being in casinos gambling too much I guess
@@Gromek999 hey is it free and for Mac book pro I like it
7:03 this guy isn't salty, he's just having fun
where will you be when nature calls?
@@tulipbalm hopefully not in the middle of a duel but you know...shit happens
He just vibin
Did u play mordhau?
@@devinwhite5064 Nobody respects that pun as much as I do.
9:38 of course the actual good players have a good attitude.
Why would you be mad about kicking ass anyway?
tilt and ranked duels name a more iconic duo
Fortnite and For Honor Ranked matches... ;)
rage and csgo
Stouty and Jumping overhead attacks
Stouty and eu elitism.
The man... The myth... The legend... Stouty
I love the cat outros so much. The game is so crazy and fast, and then there’s just a bit of calm at the end with a cat and some nice music.
Mordhau in a nutshell:
*Down here, salt is a way of life*
@Jacob Holman yes
The floor is salt, the walls are salt, and to an extent, the air is salt. When you breathe in, you can taste the salt.
Must be medieval melee combat that does it, For Honor has a lot of this too.
Mordhau *duels
"Those are some crazy gambles"
"I sit in casinos all day" LMAO
What even is a gamble, I've yet to figure it out
@@darakin5172 Basically you attack after they could attack gambling that they don´t hit you first. There isn´t really anything wrong with it salty Mordhau players just like to use it as an excuse when they loose.
@@XMysticHerox i can tell lol. I probably be the type to feint a lot anyways if i buy it with some buddies
Why travel to the Dead Sea when you can just watch this video
If a roman saw this video they would play it and try to farm the salt from it so they can be rich.
5:57 can't believe Gromek encountered the wild Australian on a European duel server, complete with the worlds worst boomerang.
5:56 admin he's throwing it sideways
It still boggles my mind how this guy managed to get a boomerang into the game
"he then proseeded to destroy me"
_WHOLESOME 100_
Calls someone bad...
Uses rapier and dodge
THANKS
Honestly this combo is so bad, I avoid people using it in frontline
Anyone who uses dodge and says that they're good are mentally ill
@@slucal8313 dodge is the Mordhau equivalent of being physically disabled irl, because it's a crutch
What's wrong with dodge? I use it a lot, in front lines at least. Seeing folks say it's a crutch makes me roll my eyes kinda, as long as you do well with it, what does it matter how 'crutch'-y it is?
@@TekRobo it's annoying because it enables an easy playstyle that forces your opponent to stick to you. When you do a nice drag or anything and you see your opponent parry too early, only to press spacebar to avoid the punish is really infuriating.
"i lost and am bad, but i convinced myself i won" -everyone in this vid
Most people*
>rapier user
>"no skill" sob sob
I know, the irony
"Sorry I don't speak old god".
That made me giggle like a little girl.
opponent: you noob
also opponent: *dies 3 times in a row*
I've seen competitive players do this 😂
"They're not on my level bro. I'm farming them" *proceeds to loose 5 matches in a row*
U know u made it as a TH-cam when people ask if you’re real
I remember the time sime guy tried to sell me drugs in the middle of a ranked match
Wow lol
I hope you buyed them.
@@ТефтеляТефтелианский nope im clean
@@klpihl Pussy
Boooooring.
"go hell"
Eh, I'm more of a purgatory kind of guy, but no hate, man.
Kek
Eh, I could go for a beer anyways.
Imagine being so emotionally weak you feel compelled to moan to your enemy about your weakness lol
[gets his ass removed]
"noob"
classic denial tactics
Just like the flat earthers
Yoooo that's is some real star wars anakin vs obi wan there in 10:10
that was epic!
It's funny they get mad at you and that one dude is chill lol.
This game is so salty that I can smell the salt through my Phone XD
HEY! YOU DID FEINT ONCE THOUGH! YOU DID A COMBO FEINT TO PARRY AND IT WAS VERY WELL TIMED!
I am confirmed scumbag, brb deleting my youtube channel
Your opponents had such
*big brain*
3:27 the Tomas the tank hammers aura just straight up gave this man a heart attack
Damn that screenie guy made me smile :)
Truly wholesome
Dweeb:"You're bad"
Legend:"What does that make you?"
That👏sh*t👏was👏NASTY👏.
Random guy: Morning star is noob weapon lol
Ranked Champion: Morning star is A tier weapon, would be S tier if Mail didn't exist
Well clearly the guy isn't a Ranked Champion, so clearly he doesn't know shit XD
Gromek is actually chill with new players. Unlike some people... he was like the only person not bullying me when I played for the first time. :)
"Down here salt is a way of life."
Im a bit mad at myself for laughing so hard at that.
9:54
"Salt is a way of life down here." "The walls are salt, the floor is salt, even the air is salt."
Oof I only now realized someone beat me to the quote.
It's ironic how gromek finds these nice servers and then in ranked salt is just a way of life
"he then proceeded to destroy me"
My sides
No matter what game I play even if I get salty as hell i always trie to say gg because that's the gamer way
Down there, salt is the way of LIFE
man I havent watched in a little while but its crazy dude I swear last year you had like 15k subs and youre already at 200k, I mean this so genuinely I hope you continue to grow and make a name for yourself on the platform
i was thinking about buying mordhau, now i want it more
Be prepared to get your butt handed to you for awhile. Once you overcome the steep learning curve it is totally worth it imo.
Abraham Thomas and boyyyyy is it a steep one. You cant casually play this and still be good. It has to be the only game you ever play. You must dream of Mordhau. Or you will be like me and go 18 18 each match. Neither bad or good 😂
@@44Jimboslice yeah same. Once in a blue moon I'll have a Frontline match where I'll feel like a god and go 40 - 10. But then usually the next match I go 13 - 20. What is your typical weapon of choice? I like the exec or heavy hand axe.
@@abrahamthomas7481 I've gotten to the point finally that I normally have a 2/3 to 1 kill ratio, but it's just so dependent on how the lobby and teams are stacked. I've been maining Bastard Sword (one handed) and Axe for a while, but just started with great sword and am having a good time. GS is solid all around, and I'm trying to improve and be more consistent
Abraham Thomas i dont have a preference, i like to switch it up each game. Bardiche always fun. And then its fun to troll people witha. Crossbow and a arming sword 😂 they think all ranged people cant sword fight so it catches em off guard lol
Gromek: trying to be nice
Almost every opponent: *angerye*
It's been so long good to see an upload
I love your editing it is definitely some of the funniest I have seen in a while, keep up the great work!
U are a nice guy dude i like the way u respect animals.
I just love how ppl ask him if he is real, and ofc he says no. And then later, when these videos appear, the people that played against him, lost, called him terrible things, but still are a viewer of his, gotta feel extremely dumb when they watch these clips in the videos later
Then he proceeded to destroy my hopes and dreams.
just as i tought it wasnt enough watching this salty compilation , i checked the bar and i was only on 5 min mark and when i saw i had 8 more min i said to my self "well...i guess i have no choice do i.." great video doe
4:34 That weapon is inspires me to commit not living
I love when a game settles out after launch into an amazing small community full of great people
“I don’t speak old god” lmao
I just found you, and now I shall watch your channel grow into a... a... BIG channel!
Can u try Crossout and do a reaction on what changed
"what does that make you" is my new favorite comeback for when someone who lost says I'm bad.
7:20 I'm dead
Nothing has made me laugh so hard recently as "Go hell"
4:39 the good ending
Watching that fight I was like, "wow he isn't feinting at all". The replay really confirmed it lol
Epic gamer: Looses.
"I'm gonna say the n-word"
this is why i love front line shenanigans, the salt monsters are all in ranked que
5:18 i was the one that said "I'm gay" at the bottom
Was this on Feitoria RP?
@@hoganbentle3582 yes
Gromek: glhf
Opponent: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
bruh i cant overstate how much i love this mans end screens
I literally can’t stop watching this, I can’t stop, your a legend bro.
I'm surprised gromek can handle this. I'm too emotionally unstable to handle that kind of hate in a game. I applaud you
Amazing vid man, really enjoyed watching!
I sorta know Cornellyo, the guy that asked to take a screenie with you, played many times against, he is damn good.
9:55
That DID escalate quickly, dang.
We Need To Sugar This Saltiness A Little
Bruva that palpatine ironic meme after he said eat shit broke me man
You're using a maul so any salt you get is completely justified
"She proceeded to destroy me "
Her: MOM GET THE CAMERA I GOT THE TH-camR!
the reason why i finish every gromek's video is just to see the cutie cat
I like how the only chill people was the dude who wanted to commit die and scared Gandalf with a 2x4
gromek without a doubt you never cease to entertain me at my core
I agree only to one thing - maul is so chees and requires just basic skill and it is always what the most toxic players of the match use . This dudes dont want to have fun and dont want u to have fun - everything they need is farm kills to prove something to someone
Another round of "gambling hackusations"
As always, quality content 👌
Keep up the great work man, your content is hilarious and fun to watch
I became so dehydrated from the amount of salt that radiated off this vid
Looks like this was his final Modhau video... well it was fun :)
Thank you for showing me this absolute masterpiece of a game!
Gotta say, I don't play this game, but your meme usage is very classic and I love it. The guys clapping, the painting of the guy looking at the paper. *MUAH excellente
Im glad your still getting views :) you deserve it
Yup
That one scene where he throws your dagger. I just picture this. "YOU THROW MY DAGGER!?, WELL I YEET YOUR FACE!"
I had to watch the periodic song and now I can’t get it out of my head when ever I listen to this song
Honestly, this is just a good video, idk why but it gives me good vibes
Rank is basically sea salt plant, ppl pile up there and eventually being baked by the sun (get rekt in rank) and they produce even more salt.
The sword that bounced off the pillar hit my engineer in space
Hey gromek, I suppose there will be no more Mordhau content any time soon?
From what I've seen so far this game is basically, the enemy can't know what I'm doing if I don't
It hurts to watch you beat the opponent, to then have them be unable to accept that they have room to improve. Just because you lost doesn't mean the games broken, it means that there's room to learn.
Failing to acknowledge the skill of your opponent makes beating him meaningless, and likewise if he beats you, denying him any tallent highlights that it does not take tallent to beat you.
...what?
@@Gromek999 I mean to say, that when the salty sally you beat the crap out of starts bad-mouthing you, every insult to your skill insinuates that an opponent without said skill can still beat them.
Basically, if they insult you for your performance, they insult themselves inadvertently.
ah that makes sense, thanks for clearing it up
omg the editing is perfect I was cackling the whole time