Awful Dating Profiles
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Today I'm rating and reacting to your dating profiles
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George’s dating profile must destroy the app with the sheer amount of 4 foot females matching with our masked king
What about all the ones below that 4 foot dead line
4 foot females sound like Dan Schneider‘s dream match
@@finalfight505 Bot account...
@@MassiveM-bj5gn I know I hate bots
I’m sure
As an Australian, George’s pronunciation of Geelong is something I will find in my nightmares 💀
literally i was like 😟😐 the whole time he was saying geelonh like that
@@Skyy3075 🙋♂️
As a Geelong resident i 100% agree 🤣
@Svenskanorden1 its a city in australia
@@Skyy3075 im not from geelong but i know of it cause ive been there lmao
I would like to see a video compilation of every time George has ranked something out of 10, with things having the same scores being side by side. His scoring system is unique to say the least
“I was suffering from a heroine addiction for 2 years and I lost everything”
George: Oh look it you! So quirky! Just can’t get off those needles amirite?
george roasting my fridge i could've handled but george roasting my dating profile would just crush my soul so these were some very brave individuals
George: suspects someone could be a killer “That’s a solid 6!”
Nah travelling back in time to watch horror movies in their prime would be dope. Getting to see people’s reactions when we actually got scared from horror films, the atmosphere must have been awesome!
I didn't think of it that way! I love that.
@@LaurenTheorist Huh, I used to have someone comment on my videos with that exact same profile picture many many years ago so I got really confused for a moment haha! I suppose Max is a pretty common avatar for understandable reasons though ^^
THANK YOU!!!!!!! See, someone gets it!
George giving people low scores/bullying them just for being tall gives me serotonin
"🍃 connoisseur"
"Omg you smoke weed, you're so quirky"
"Smoke weed with me"
"I would take you up on that offer"
George be consistent with his points/opinions challenge (impossible)
Wasn’t the weed smoking it was the movies watching if you’re easily triggered and a softie just say that
@@varialfx. He's not going to shag you mate
@@varialfx. they were joking u silly silly man
Cheers for the 8/10 Mr. George, love from the 6’3” Paddington fan ❤
George getting annoyed at those weed smokers is so true. You're not cool or unique you probably smell 😭
Weed is legal in the states mate
@@bee1501That makes it even less cool or unique and increases the probability of you smelling
@@bee1501 So are cigarettes and alcohol, neither make u look cool 🤨
The weird blue rubbery cat thing at 6:55 is Stouffer. He is a character Harry Hill used and is fantastic. Please add 2 more points to his score for this
Alternate title: george removes 90% of his Audience
3:57 George trying to pronouncing Geelong is hilarious lol
George definitely gonna have high blood pressure soon 😂
george constantly fighting the gay allegations
I love how many people from Geelong have just been summoned by his mispronunciation.
The way you pronounced Geelong will forever be in my nightmares
Omg I’ve been a resident my entire life, it’s horrific like nails on a chalkboard
Seems to be a few Geelong people here which is interesting
I find George's way of saying Geelong very entertaining
Hey george, you should watch every wallace and gromit movie and drink every time they say cheese or crackers or shows them
that horse picture is iconic how dare you give me a 5/10
george when he constantly says he is against vaping but that one clip of him telling will to take his vape off charge and hitting it exists 😭
I love he takes the mick of the “I’m a mess and I have this crippling addition uwu” ones because like bro I don’t want to only know what’s wrong w u/worst parts of u/your red flags 😭 especially when they put it in like it’s a good thing like no 💀😭
8:44 lmfao damn, aged perfectly that
I’ve been waiting for this
I wanna see George’s dating profile “3 foot 2 is great in bed like so good at falling asleep and definitely didn’t kiss James marriott “
congrats on minion suit from twitter who made it onto the thumbnail. amazing work.
I want him to make this a series, him ranking peoples dating profiles is fucking hilarious!!! He'd roast the shit out of mine lolol
George will literally make fun u for anything💀
My profiles are all misc info of me, like height weight and bod shape, and "Netflix & Chill?" Because nobody bothers to read my goddann bios... nor does anyone ever bother to fill out theirs. (How am i supposed to star a conversation without anything to go off of?)
No success in meeting anyone so far, and i really went all out on the simplicity because im a REALLY talkative person and i have the tendency to cram my bios with useless information that i'll just repeat anyway in the conversation.
Im not a bad looking dude either, closest thing i can describe myself as is "Nappa" but not that muscular and way worse mustache, pretty damn tall too.
Current issues, everyone keeps ghosting me, or doesnt tell me that they're busy rn, they take litterally forever to respond when they do say something back, and or i get criticized about my job and lack of profession despite it not being their business cuz they aint my girlfriend and never will be.
Id love to be Georges neighbour. Every day I get to listen to such gems “weed, weed, I love weed Im so quirky” being yelled in a weeb voice
3:06 perfectly timed disgruntled Scorsese 😂
George is such a keen businessman he has found a way to get paid and write the tax off while searching for someone to date, pre sorted by people who'd like to meet him.
Certified 💯% genius plays....
6:40 George's type is ginger bear got it got it 📝📝📝
George please stop calling us the females. 😂😭
No
George was out for blood on this one
"Not gay not gay not gay" George, you got something to say?
“Take better photos” 😂
"weed connoisseur" is pretty wanky but to be fair, I think it's important to share smoking habits as it can be an instant deal breaker to some
I'd love to see that guy do a pull up with ME on his back 😂😂😂
I was waiting to get roasted but I got rated 8/10. I'm quite happy
Next video: George watches Der Untergang lol
howdy!!! im early as but i can already tell this is gonna be a banger thanks george
"females" 😭😭😭
Australian here:
pronunciation of Geelong is geh-long
have a nice day yall
George watch the classic Little Britain 👑
Jack here, Got 2/10, More than I was expecting, Cheers George
Long day if you watch this and just see your own profile
4:52 Look mamma I made it! Glad I don’t need to use Bumble anymore if I’m that bad at making a profile 😭😭
I will not accept you clowning me for liking Ed Sheeran 😭🤚🏼🤚🏼
THE JINGLE BALL CONCERT ONE WAAAAAAAAA
What about it?
It’s ‘juh-LONG’. It’s in Australia, the reason it sounds wierd is a lotta places in Aus are from aboriginal Australian languages
thank u for the 7.5 mr george memeulous we can smoke weed and watch obscure tv anytime ;) x
3:57 Geelong is a Australian place, pronounced as juh-long
Can't belive there is another MinecraftKid72 video out already
you never miss
so lets see yours then 👀
Omg famous era 💅🏻
watching this when picking uor you dad and having to go on like a 1 or 3 hour drive ☠️ thanks for entertaining me
EDIT: ALSO WHY DID YOU SAY GEELONG LIKE TAHGT I GET THAT YOU ARENT AUSTRALIAN BUT JT ANGERED ME SO MUCH
LMAOO
i saw kwite’s vid so it was so funny seeing jaclyn again
6:54 i can now add 6/10 as reviewed by George Memeulous to my profile thanks lad.
I've heard people from Melbourne relentlessly bully and mock the town of Geelong and it's people, so this must be an even bigger L for the town of Geelong.
What if he actually showed his face as one of the dating profiles?
Unbeknownst to us as a face reveal lmao
Its the fact that I was in the same primary school class as the Will smoking weed TV guy.
lmao oxon represent
@@wongerspongsrs6833 oxon elite
I feel like most of the girls here sent their profiles in with the hope that George will want to date one of them
6:16 honestly I deserve the one out of 10
George when r u gonna do a video with will we need him back on the memeulous channel. Hilarious video though
You neeeedddd to do a rating rizz vid😭
the way george pronounces geelong is painful
How are you supposed to pronounce it?😭 I never heard of that area💀
@@riannawalker5904juh-long
Hearing George repeatedly say females nearly made me shoot myself in the head
I dropped my child to click this …
Hope it has brain damage
Same but I have a disabled child
@@JudithGrimesTWD it definitely does
Ohio moment
@@s_taffs I'm from Florida
he didnt notice my redbubble alpha male shirt, oh man
GeorgeM, it's my birthday today, can I get a happy birthday from the big man himself?
Happy Birthday
3:57 George discovers that places outside the shithole that is England actually do exist (its name is derived from the Wathaurong word for the area)
black panther is good for a marvel film. like just above mid, which is fantastic by their capacities. like... they made Age of Ultron bro
i was wondering why george posted at 23:30 but then i remembered that the uk is in a different time zone :/
Hunter 💀
As a film student, I take offence to this
Didn't know George was mates with Orr
who thinks being drunk in Exeter is a good thing is tapped😂😂
Being drunk at all is tapped
My guy, 5'8 is average height, you're not a short king you an average king
not here for the black panther slander
Lmao
I swear George has been saying he is moving in three days for the last montg
i cant believe i got roasted by memeulous, told to get a grip and a 2/10. im devastated, how will i ever recover
hello george.
Yes there is a place called Geelong. I’ve been there 4:00
how very dare you slander cars like that 😡 first, the actual dish ratatouille is disgustinggg, and second!! the movie 'ratatouille' is just about the world's biggest health code violation, aided by a man with suspicious hair 😤👎🙄
It’s 5:00 in the morning in Nevada and I’m here for the content. I fucking guess.
Bro we ain’t never met
Geelong is a place in australia, we say it like gelong with a soft g not geeeeeeeeeeeeeeelong haha
This whole video made me very anxious at the thought of returning to dating.
My girlfriend is the fucking shit.
She made me coffee just now cuz my back hurts.
I’m only now realising that the rock at 6:03 is a fucking among us meme
BEFORE ONE HOUR GANG!!!!!!!!!
I thought gorgeous would come up
WAIT YOURE FRIENDS WITH PINELY IHDKSKAK
2:46 pinely
star signs 🤓
i did fall off a cliff i promise you can ask my mom
George is pulling a willne
2:12 Wow look, margot from despicable me is on bumble
i can’t do this anymore