my brain be like- context in the description

my parents are getting me and my sister a microcar cause we both are too young to get a driving licence, we are getting this car cause my parents can't pick my younger brother from school so my sister will take care of it this year and next year I'll be the one driving the car since my sister will be away for her studies.
but once I was told about it, my very first thought was to crash it :) so pretty much oof myself-