'I'm Making History!': Man Goes Berserk in Jail After Drinking 40 Instant Coffees

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  • @RadahnCrossSlashCounter
    @RadahnCrossSlashCounter ปีที่แล้ว +453

    He is a man of sheer focus, and willpower.

    • @maxbang1813
      @maxbang1813 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Maweena
      @Maweena ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just imagine him retiling your bathroom 😂

    • @louniece1650
      @louniece1650 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maweena 🤭

    • @NegiSpringfieldTV
      @NegiSpringfieldTV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bane?

    • @9876543211138
      @9876543211138 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NegiSpringfieldTV John Wick

  • @drakea.5816
    @drakea.5816 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I'm a city bus driver. We get those kind of guys tripping out like that on the bus all the time. Most nights it's like driving an ambulance for a mental hospital.

    • @frogbones1968
      @frogbones1968 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You guys should get hazard pay!

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hats off to you. My city used to have a free bus that did a circuit of the central city, which was a very useful service for legitimate passengers. Unfortunately, it turned into a merry-go-round for people who caused a variety of disruptive issues. Thus, the free city circular is no more.

    • @Ronniemc1999
      @Ronniemc1999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should see the buses that go down Colfax in Denver lmaoo

    • @jayjaydee1556
      @jayjaydee1556 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you should be grateful, they are just having fun, we need more people to do crystal meth so that people can have more fun.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember in the 1980s seeing people hallucinating on the bus.
      Really inspired me to get my own car.

  • @PotatoeJoe69
    @PotatoeJoe69 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    Quite frankly, I don't understand how he didn't go into cardiac arrest.
    Also... Caffeine is a drug, it's just legal.

    • @samanthatheowlbear2003
      @samanthatheowlbear2003 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah caffeine poisoning is a thing, right? I know I'd have had a heart attack, I can barely drink Yerba Mate

    • @octoberwildsmoke9065
      @octoberwildsmoke9065 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@samanthatheowlbear2003 yeah it can cause multiple organ failure if you ingest the overdose amount which is super high I believe

    • @Weed69420
      @Weed69420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The weed

    • @chanceadomeit4909
      @chanceadomeit4909 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I drink like 10 coffees every day. I think this guy is just nuts

    • @jegr3398
      @jegr3398 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      His heart is already used to everyday meth use, so it can handle all the caffeine? I guess?

  • @ArizonaAkinTv
    @ArizonaAkinTv ปีที่แล้ว +397

    “They ask me what branch of the military I served in, tweaker paramilitary” 😂😂

  • @Dr.T5949
    @Dr.T5949 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Thank you for sharing this historic moment with us.

    • @Gump-tion
      @Gump-tion ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, the day coffee got the best of mankind.

    • @river8760
      @river8760 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gump-tion 🤣

    • @mickeyballoons3963
      @mickeyballoons3963 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@headingnorth9689 this doesn't happen every day.

    • @Gaelicgirl725
      @Gaelicgirl725 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Legend has it he's still singing Johnny Cash songs ...

    • @midnyte6195
      @midnyte6195 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarcasm

  • @YuckFou0x0FFFF
    @YuckFou0x0FFFF ปีที่แล้ว +652

    The funny thing is, he is making history. I don't think anybody has ever drank 40 instant coffees and managed to go viral on the internet for it all while incarcerated.

    • @stoveboltlvr3798
      @stoveboltlvr3798 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3:13 not the best shirt for lockup.

    • @michaellovegrove9467
      @michaellovegrove9467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You made me wipe my phone screen

    • @floatingshoppinglist5193
      @floatingshoppinglist5193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaellovegrove9467 ew that means you're not using dark mode 🤡

    • @fannyboni472
      @fannyboni472 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on people ! You really think its coffee!?🤦 You know that you can find drugs in prison!?

    • @FUKOFFPAYUZ
      @FUKOFFPAYUZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      JUSTIN Smith was my boyfriend HE went viral on the Las Vegas jail house I have been videotaping Justin for a minute and they're watching those videos too the sad part is he don't even know

  • @user-ellievator
    @user-ellievator ปีที่แล้ว +863

    That is exactly how I'd act after drinking a sip of my mom's coffee when I was 8.

    • @rainfeathermedic
      @rainfeathermedic ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Roflmao

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My mom is 75 and she still drinks it all day long. I have one cup and I'm shaking for 2 hours. Lol

    • @Paulena_Marion
      @Paulena_Marion ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same!!!

    • @Lola_Nico
      @Lola_Nico ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember one time my sister had a Pepsi as a little girl and she got so hyped up like this lol.

    • @jwill294
      @jwill294 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then she tells you it’s decaf …

  • @kenyattafoster8951
    @kenyattafoster8951 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    40 days worth of coffee at one time turns you into the JOKER?!

    • @claudguto
      @claudguto ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Absolutely. Coffee turned him into Joker....Watch out guys☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ = 40

    • @virginiaordaya
      @virginiaordaya ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh no. Please don’t encourage him. He probably wants that comparison. He’s one of *them*

    • @miarawks
      @miarawks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlanTClark
      @AlanTClark ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking he was either portraying The Joker or the Penguin Maybe a combination of both.

    • @moderndayzhane4618
      @moderndayzhane4618 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAOOOOO this was the best comment because that’s exactly it 😂😂😂😂

  • @34577245
    @34577245 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    this guy drank so much coffee he transformed into The Great Cornholio.

    • @badabing191919
      @badabing191919 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      🤘🤘🤘TP for my bunghole

    • @tinaanthis8598
      @tinaanthis8598 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dude lololol 🤣 😂 😆 😅 💀 that got me screaming

    • @skipnasty8057
      @skipnasty8057 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In this lobby, will there be TP?

    • @samuelsturgill6825
      @samuelsturgill6825 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reminds me of the Joker 🃏🤣

    • @perunlowtuned
      @perunlowtuned ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder how many people will know what you're talking about?

  • @MOEWETTA23
    @MOEWETTA23 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Richard shaming that poor man sitting next to him is hilarious!😂😂

  • @LiveRad24
    @LiveRad24 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Richard is the only person I’ve ever heard describe a Prius as “badass” 😂

  • @professoroak8896
    @professoroak8896 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Second guy had me absolutely hollering when he went in on the guy next to him

    • @HTV315
      @HTV315 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The criminal told the Other Criminal to stop being a Criminal and be a father not a crack head

    • @hollyfranke9683
      @hollyfranke9683 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me as well 😅

  • @9o261
    @9o261 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "DONT. TALK TO ME." I feel you. Zero tolerance for idiots.

  • @mateomcbride981
    @mateomcbride981 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Singing Johnny Cash while getting wheeled away 🤣 just perfect

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates6380 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    LOL @ the one prisoner giving the other one life advice, complete with a critique. 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!

    • @commanderalphaturkey
      @commanderalphaturkey ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Right, he was so disgusted with the other inmate..he even turned away and shunned him 😂 had me rolling. Dayum

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think it was fair enough actually. He’s not going to listen to the cops. He might actually listen to someone who can actually relate to him. He definitely needs a wake up call if he thinks his life isn’t truly that bad

    • @carmenb0001
      @carmenb0001 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But he is such a character... I couldn't take my eyes off his eyes... rofl

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was priceless!

    • @Paperclown
      @Paperclown ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The quote he used to the prisoner, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecing different results" was taken from the video game Far Cry 3.

  • @jeannette.sgili.132
    @jeannette.sgili.132 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Do they seriously believe nobody can get drugs in jail?

    • @melissab1360
      @melissab1360 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol apparently. Between visitors, attorneys and crooked CO's, it's not that hard

    • @disneylandon
      @disneylandon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Right!?! I saw more drugs then I did on the street in jail!

    • @jeannette.sgili.132
      @jeannette.sgili.132 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Once I went to an NA meeting just to see what it was like, I saw everyone on their phones texting each other in the meeting making drug deals. There's more drugs in the system than out. Incredible but it's true. My niece had her baby in rehab and one in jail and both poor babies tested positive for drugs. The "system" is so broken.

    • @karinpawluk4376
      @karinpawluk4376 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this dude certainly did

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cousin just got out after doing 19 years. He said there's more drugs in jails and prisons than on the street.

  • @_Arko44
    @_Arko44 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dude, I sometimes miss working in corrections. You really meet some of the most memorable people that you will ever meet in this line of work. As long as you always remember that you are dealing with real people from all walks of life, and you don't lose that, it is one of the most rewarding careers in the world.

  • @alejandraponce6214
    @alejandraponce6214 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Casual conversations at the local jail:
    ‘I’m a criminal; they’re cops. I run they chase.’
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @goldngrl1
    @goldngrl1 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    This could have been a true medical emergency.

    • @ClydesBonnie007
      @ClydesBonnie007 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yes, sometimes people die because police think it's a joke. It's sad.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have severe cardiac issues and if I drink 2 cups of coffee I'm feeling it.
      I'd be beyond dead with this guy's amount.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ClydesBonnie007 They have medical staff there

    • @BEAUTIFULNERD76
      @BEAUTIFULNERD76 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They have nurses that check on them hourly or a set time depending on severity of prisoner.

    • @Gfysimpletons
      @Gfysimpletons ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And?

  • @painterabc123
    @painterabc123 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Lesson: Kids, don’t do drugs and stay in school. Otherwise you might be in a cell with an over-caffeinated commando wearing a ‘get hard’ t-shirt!

    • @matthewmcpherson2488
      @matthewmcpherson2488 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow...just...Wow... I have no words...

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That makes me want to do drugs and drink 40 cups of coffee

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkclaws1234567891 SMDH

    • @ericougel7858
      @ericougel7858 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my teachers used to pop percocets in class. Only had one leg and wasn’t shy about his pain control. Cool guy

  • @aerynstormcrow
    @aerynstormcrow ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Dude has the Joker laugh down pat. 🤣

  • @Crackle-Crackle
    @Crackle-Crackle ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That officer is hilarious standing there drinking a coffee telling him he doesn't need anymore coffee. And then the other guy "well stop being a criminal."

  • @hikikomori5
    @hikikomori5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Give coffee guy his own show

  • @Oliviaandtrina
    @Oliviaandtrina ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "He just came from jail, so it's not drugs" uh huh... yeah.. there's definitely no drugs in jail.

  • @Cheeto_Fingerz
    @Cheeto_Fingerz ปีที่แล้ว +208

    My God, this was something straight out of Arkham asylum with the way he was laughing.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seriously

    • @wildflower1397
      @wildflower1397 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ikr? Any actor wanting to play a crazy man could watch him for tips. 🤣

    • @thisisme3238
      @thisisme3238 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have to admit, it was an eery laugh, I think they call that "insanity" coffee or no coffee.

    • @mickeyballoons3963
      @mickeyballoons3963 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thisisme3238 reminded me of the Joker a bit🤡

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thisisme3238 His voice and laugh I agree.

  • @Jennylouise87
    @Jennylouise87 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I actually love how he yelled at that guy, everything he said was true!

    • @ErickaLDC
      @ErickaLDC ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and i think he has his own wiki

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Really? It’s pretty ironic when he’s sitting right next to him, and he admitted to snorting coke and driving drunk that night.

    • @Jennylouise87
      @Jennylouise87 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@roems6396 He's a hypocrite yes, but at the same time that doesn't make what he said untrue about the other man. It was true, he just needs some awareness about himself is all!

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jennylouise87
      That’s what makes his comment ridiculous though. The utter lack of self awareness makes his comment pointless to that man....even if it’s true.

    • @dmc73
      @dmc73 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roems6396 thank you lol

  • @lilfaded247
    @lilfaded247 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    How do those cops keep a straight face with the coffee guy?

    • @jayonkfire8541
      @jayonkfire8541 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They was laughing lmfao😂😂

    • @rz5b1qszkdf44
      @rz5b1qszkdf44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they were thinking of their paycheck constantly

    • @graysonwilliams4826
      @graysonwilliams4826 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rz5b1qszkdf44 they barely get paid anything. Definitely not enough to deal with jackasses like that.

    • @rz5b1qszkdf44
      @rz5b1qszkdf44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@graysonwilliams4826 that's why they keep a straight face with the coffee guy instead of bursting out laughing

    • @DunsfordFarnsworth
      @DunsfordFarnsworth ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s Vegas…they probably see stuff like this a lot

  • @gloriouspurpose_
    @gloriouspurpose_ ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Youre cool when you're sober, WHOA you've never seen me sober!"
    💀

  • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
    @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    He should have been medically checked out.

    • @Juliet475
      @Juliet475 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes a drug test...EKG- ETC. NO WAY that was just coffee...he'd be peeing up a storm.

    • @hairslayer2638
      @hairslayer2638 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was ..than what ?? They release them .Cant force them to take meds

    • @islanderbyrd1881
      @islanderbyrd1881 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They called a nurse.

    • @evanp6389
      @evanp6389 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The instant coffee is a powdered form so he could have just eaten it with a little water

    • @wioi
      @wioi ปีที่แล้ว

      He made it up. He lied about it

  • @Goto10Gaming
    @Goto10Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I can’t count how many times someone has knocked me out and planted meth in my shoes :(

  • @honeybunch5765
    @honeybunch5765 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    When one impaired convict judges another.

  • @stephencrisson3595
    @stephencrisson3595 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That's funny the CO comes up with a cup of coffee saying you don't need no more coffee bud🤣

  • @bearcatcow
    @bearcatcow ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the two dudes drunk arguing while in cuffs was hilarious,

  • @deputy3690
    @deputy3690 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The denial in people is off the charts.

  • @toomanyhobbies2011
    @toomanyhobbies2011 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Sad thing is that jails have become defacto mental wards. Unfortunately, it's fairly common for drugs to get passed to inmates.

    • @thomasanderson6008
      @thomasanderson6008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly! They get it anywhere they go including jail, prison, & Rehab…

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're exactly right.

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which is why the justice system does nothing for the people who just need help. And why prison reform is critical. So many people locked up for a mental illness they can't help, or non violent drug charges.

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also almost every jail/prison has drugs in it. It's more than common, it's happening constantly. So the fact that his reason it's not drugs because he was in jail is just laughable - and he knows it.

    • @claytonblanchard4451
      @claytonblanchard4451 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inmates in almost all jails are served only decaf. Stimulates of any kind are strictly outlawed. So, he had forty cups of flavored water.

  • @PrincessZelda_is_My_Side_Chick
    @PrincessZelda_is_My_Side_Chick ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My favorite was the guy who didn't know how the meth they found ended up in his sock...lol
    He's the same type who gets searched and has drugs in his pocket, and tells the cops he "borrowed" those pants from a friend.
    He'd probably cry like a baby about that too

  • @lanceurwin3368
    @lanceurwin3368 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    We quit selling Instant Coffee on commissary when we had to take inmates to the Hospital. Their blood pressure shot through the roof and they were kicking 160-180 bpm. Regular coffee was fine. The instant stuff messed them up.

    • @reneet5858
      @reneet5858 ปีที่แล้ว

      People forget that Caffeine is a DRUG. Just like Alcohol is, and Nicotine is. They're just Legal drugs. Doesn't change the harm it does, and can do to your body. A d, yes..if that dude really did drunk 30-40 packets of Instant Coffee in one day, he should hVd been medically cleared. Wouldn't be so funny when he dropped dead from Cardiac arrest, or full on stroked out right there in the intake unit.

    • @anjarae8828
      @anjarae8828 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I remember in county jail my cellmate would drink a ton of instant coffee and she would be talking superfast and loud and laughing and speed walking around the jail . she was in jail for crack and after 60 days without crack in jail she said chugging multiple cups of instant coffee made her feel like she hit a big bowl of crack . i even heard some inmates were snorting it trying to get high

    • @realcanadiangirl64
      @realcanadiangirl64 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anjarae8828 Wow. I would hate to have an addiction like that

    • @toussaintlouverture5149
      @toussaintlouverture5149 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ramen are ten times as bad.

  • @ajthegreat4863
    @ajthegreat4863 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I literally love the DUI corvette guy yelling at the junkie like a drill sargent

  • @spuddspudd
    @spuddspudd ปีที่แล้ว +375

    The meths fine, I gotta stop drinking coffee. The meths fine I drink the coffee then I’m a crackhead.. 😂😭😂😭😂 whoa 😂😂

    • @shadowstalker1515
      @shadowstalker1515 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Caffeine just hits some of us differently. When I was younger, I used meth a few times and handed it just fine. A few years later, I tried a four espresso shot mocha and thought my heart was going to explode. I remember thinking to myself, “I can’t believe THIS is legal!” 😂

    • @JudelovesRiver12
      @JudelovesRiver12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am laughing way too hard at that guy 😅

    • @JahBreed
      @JahBreed ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's actually a real phenomena.😂

    • @Jo-dz9iu
      @Jo-dz9iu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've got to be honest, when I was younger, if I had fizzy orange, Coca-Cola or coffee,I would be like a mad thing!

    • @AmericanAutonamousQueen
      @AmericanAutonamousQueen ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I gotta tell you I'm the same way on coffee but I didn't ever do meth yet. Coffee is my crack.

  • @summerruby201
    @summerruby201 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Next time my kids ask me why I won't let them drink any of my coffee, I'm just gonna show them this video. 😆

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sitting here having my morning coffees. 2 down, 38 to go. I’ve got time to ponder…

  • @onlygodcanjudgeme936
    @onlygodcanjudgeme936 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “They asked me what branch of the military I served in… TWEAKER PARAMILITARY” lol

  • @mreko1566
    @mreko1566 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I like how the cop didn't look into the camera and had to turn away while saying there's no way he could be high, because there's no drugs in jail. He confirmed it. 🤣

    • @mahaffeyjason9643
      @mahaffeyjason9643 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also math wiz oinker said he drank 40 first, and 45 at the end. Don't know how many days is in a 🐷 month 😆

    • @Streetwalks513
      @Streetwalks513 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There is no drugs in jail yeah right

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @realcanadiangirl64
      @realcanadiangirl64 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Streetwalks513 Exactly. Here in Canada the government actually supplies the inmates with clean needles!

    • @hippie6972
      @hippie6972 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAhahaha!

  • @mysteryof7
    @mysteryof7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Fact is stranger than fiction. I’m really just high on coffee.” 😂

  • @michaelriegler2594
    @michaelriegler2594 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    He wasn't an evil man. I hope he gets better

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes a drug addict with 40+ trespasses lol.. sounds like a real good guy...

    • @Sleepyshy712
      @Sleepyshy712 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea he’s just a coffee attic or just hyper

    • @Bbfishman
      @Bbfishman ปีที่แล้ว

      bro hes completely lost in the sauce.....dude is beyond getting better or receiving any meaningful help. his mind is totally shot

    • @michaelriegler2594
      @michaelriegler2594 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Bbfishman He is alive. He can heal. All this pain may indeed make him a very wise man one day. Don't lose hope in people so quickly.

  • @ActuallyAwesomeName
    @ActuallyAwesomeName ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "it's rolling down the bend. And I haven't seen the sunshine since... I don't know when..." Guy got pipes. Got it stuck in my head now 😁

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa ปีที่แล้ว

      That was maybe no not maybe, THE WORST version i have heard 🤣

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is literally Beavis the Great Cornholio

  • @Johnnybananass-_
    @Johnnybananass-_ ปีที่แล้ว +36

    " I am Cornholio" " Bring me your TP" coffee man reminds me of beavis and butthead

    • @dyates6380
      @dyates6380 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? I had NO idea that was from that show. VERY good at figuring that out .....................

    • @scottdiamond74
      @scottdiamond74 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beavis and Butt-Head were right. There's lots of sluts in Vegas!

    • @Johnnybananass-_
      @Johnnybananass-_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dyates6380 yeah cos hes actng like cornholio when he takes the pills. its ok your a bit slow,

    • @3amMONDAY
      @3amMONDAY ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CLASSIC

  • @kimkelly5512
    @kimkelly5512 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whoever thought that drinking instant coffee would be like this, he also has to stay away from drugs!

    • @claytonblanchard4451
      @claytonblanchard4451 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Inmates in almost all jails are served only decaf. Stimulates of any kind are strictly outlawed. So, he had forty cups of flavored water.

    • @legendcrump2375
      @legendcrump2375 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@claytonblanchard4451 that's not true at all LOL..Institutions have some of the Strongest coffee Available just ask someone who really knows

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legendcrump2375 so you get stronger coffee in jail welp I need to try some lmao

    • @legendcrump2375
      @legendcrump2375 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkclaws1234567891 are you kidding me? They call that coffee Mud for a reason! It's called Keefe coffee instant it's so strong

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claytonblanchard4451 I spent 13 months working the kitchen at DCP in prison and we stole coffee everyday and it was super strong. Instant garbage taste but very strong.

  • @Marylandterpenes831
    @Marylandterpenes831 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He was in jail so he’s only high on coffee! Must be the most naive CO to ever turn a key!

    • @thomasanderson6008
      @thomasanderson6008 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly! Probably doesn’t want to admit how prevalent drugs are in jail & prison, on Camera!

    • @gballs007
      @gballs007 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He ain't naive...he knows what's up...just not gonna admit to it

    • @jayonkfire8541
      @jayonkfire8541 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s barely drugs in county and plus he was locced in a cell by his self for 40 sum days 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @thewolf2153
      @thewolf2153 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayonkfire8541 Lol. It’s nothing to be proud of, but I’ve done time and the county jails are filled with drugs just like the prisons. K-2 thru heroin are in there.

    • @woodsmanthepeasant
      @woodsmanthepeasant ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know haha! I was going to say, why do people think you can't get meth in jail?

  • @supra1jzed
    @supra1jzed ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy Richard's conversation. That was comedy gold. It's better than you would usually find in a TV sitcom LOL

  • @river8760
    @river8760 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “The Colombian horse “😂.
    He’s quite the guy 😂

  • @eustacelongbottom9672
    @eustacelongbottom9672 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guy getting mad at the guy that does sprigs is great

  • @tonykennedy8592
    @tonykennedy8592 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This guy seems to be having a manic episode

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A manic episode or maybe a psychotic break

    • @capefear56
      @capefear56 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, classic bipolar mania.

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@capefear56 Not really. The guy literally said he does Meth all the time. This is more like Meth-induced mania or psychosis. That's what happens when you do Meth all the time and your Dopamine and Norepinephrine levels are always higher than they should be. That's why meth users get paranoid after long term usage, just like Schizophrenics can be paranoid. Schizophrenic people usually have higher than normal amounts of neurotransmitters like serotonin and dopamine. Thats why you would give both a schizophrenic and a meth user an antipsychotic possibly to calm down and help "level" them out.

    • @alloralou4722
      @alloralou4722 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capefear56 I’m bipolar and that was not necessarily classic mania. One time a drank quite a bit of coffee while manic and hit the stop sign at the end of my road and I couldn’t calm down. I was really buzzed but I didn’t act like that at all.
      It actually does look like a meth problem or a LOT of coffee on top of mania.

    • @realistically9091
      @realistically9091 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enjoi62137 are they gonna come back to normal? I been experiencing bad paranoia months after meth and addiction to anything that gives me the slightest of dopamine, it’s as if I’m a slave to my desires , sucks

  • @Rr-qz5rc
    @Rr-qz5rc ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don’t understand why he wasn’t taken to a hospital. I feel like that amount of coffee can be lethal

    • @deviljes666
      @deviljes666 ปีที่แล้ว

      cause its fake ?

    • @krystingrant6292
      @krystingrant6292 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss on the heart

    • @krystingrant6292
      @krystingrant6292 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deviljes666 has to be because no way his heart wasn't beating fast or hurting

    • @carmenmacon7901
      @carmenmacon7901 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is probably fake.

  • @mountainman5173
    @mountainman5173 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is heartbreaking really. 😓

  • @michaelcooper1142
    @michaelcooper1142 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was not expecting the 40 days of instant coffee haha 😂

    • @cbrreezzyy69
      @cbrreezzyy69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess you blindly clicked the video?

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cops were barely holding it together from laughter. The coffee guy was singing Johnny Cash LOL. The Great Cornholio!

  • @dannybaseball2444
    @dannybaseball2444 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Look on the bright side. He showed good discipline saving up for 40 days. Could have gotten a pretty good ride at day 20, but waited for the rocket. Probably a good guy underneath the meth addiction. Hope he kicks it.

    • @commanderalphaturkey
      @commanderalphaturkey ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHA

    • @mikew3194
      @mikew3194 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No didn't you hear him? It's the coffee that's the problem not the meth

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a respite from the tragedy of crime and it's victims, this episode was a hoot!
    "Can I have-a SOOP?"

    • @cindirizzolo7233
      @cindirizzolo7233 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha! i was rolling on the floor when he said, "hey! can I have a Soup?!!" and sang Johnny Cash's song: "I'm stuck in CCDC, and time keeps DRAGGinn On!"""

  • @Cautela
    @Cautela ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Fact is stranger than fiction, I'm just high on coffee"
    -Me pretty much every morning

  • @keon1776
    @keon1776 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This man would have been a great voice actor. so sad

  • @jetjohnston8164
    @jetjohnston8164 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    This is just sad 😔 I hope he gets the mental health help he so deserves.

    • @justinahmann9482
      @justinahmann9482 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not mental health, cocaine is literally coffee refined. They are pretty much the same thing, imagine him literally doing grams of coke at once. Not his mental health it's his alternate cocaine personality

    • @earthquake69
      @earthquake69 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@justinahmann9482 coffee is different from cocoa

    • @eedobee
      @eedobee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He certainly won’t

    • @eedobee
      @eedobee ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@justinahmann9482 they’re nothing alike.

    • @robertcuratolo5339
      @robertcuratolo5339 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😬😬😬 ☕☕☕

  • @Relaxingsound5667
    @Relaxingsound5667 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    tweaker paramilitary got me dying

  • @scoon2117
    @scoon2117 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The maniacal laugh is great

  • @francevenezia
    @francevenezia ปีที่แล้ว +195

    You know, anyone with even the most rudimentary medical knowledge knows that there's such a thing as caffeine poisoning, from injesting too much caffeine. This prisoner should be in an ambulance on his way to the hospital actually. This is how people "accidentally" die in custody, from well-meaning but uninformed police officers.

    • @rz5b1qszkdf44
      @rz5b1qszkdf44 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reminds me of the story of Randy Cox who got paralyzed by police

    • @claytonblanchard4451
      @claytonblanchard4451 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Inmates in almost all jails are served only decaf. Stimulates of any kind are strictly outlawed. So, he had forty cups of flavored water.

    • @redfs7414
      @redfs7414 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ingest

    • @Insidious_Rage
      @Insidious_Rage ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@claytonblanchard4451 not true

    • @ryancole4893
      @ryancole4893 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@claytonblanchard4451 not true. You can buy regular instant coffee from canteen in prison. It's the same folger's you can buy at Wal-Mart.

  • @amandak3198
    @amandak3198 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dude has got a lot more than coffee on board.
    Its funny how they think being in jail for 30 days means he didn't have access to drugs lol

  • @tracemiller1519
    @tracemiller1519 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This dude is like the Joker with that laugh 😂

  • @amythus6139
    @amythus6139 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He still could be on something else, it's not like you can't get drugs in jail.

    • @april1945
      @april1945 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either that or he's just got a lot of mental problems

    • @FunYl
      @FunYl ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, just saw a a video of a bunch of prisoners doing a vídeo of them smoking K2

  • @jamesplymire5342
    @jamesplymire5342 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He's speaking truths though!!😆

    • @bellaklava600
      @bellaklava600 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right? He's like an oracle. 😂 "The only people who complain about the police are criminals or criminals' families." I literally spit out my coffee.

  • @lalotime
    @lalotime ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He's a good example of someone who never should have ended up the way he did

    • @loki48209
      @loki48209 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Th coffee guy?

    • @jess3840
      @jess3840 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loki48209 yes that is who I believe that person is talking about

    • @Bbfishman
      @Bbfishman ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you figure? if you're talking about the meth guy, he admits to doing large amounts of meth every single day, to the point that he says hes never not high. thats actually exactly how people deserve to end up in the situations they're in as a direct result of repeated bad decisions

  • @HalfBakked218
    @HalfBakked218 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The caffeine crash would be next level lol

  • @yamigurl822
    @yamigurl822 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The two criminals talking and one of them giving them a intervention session is kinda cute

    • @cherrybaby7774
      @cherrybaby7774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounded like two toddlers arguing lowkey 😭

  • @AnaA1992
    @AnaA1992 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is so sad.

  • @sadem1045
    @sadem1045 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey, can I have a soup? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
    One of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

  • @Scraggledust
    @Scraggledust ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I got a coffee addiction. I had to switch to light roast and decaf. He’s gonna have a helluva brutal migraine when he comes down. Especially if he doesn’t regulate his caffeine levels. People die from caffeine overdoses quite a bit. This guy is skating with death daily

    • @padenvan
      @padenvan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m pretty sure that light roast coffee is more highly caffeinated…

    • @peterliebezeit5636
      @peterliebezeit5636 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a nurse on a neurological unit, and we frequently administer Fioricet (which contains caffeine) for intractable migraine headaches. This guy is gonna need “the hair of the dog that bit him” pretty soon lol

    • @noahchase5985
      @noahchase5985 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hugh Jarse caffeine doesn’t degrade when exposed to heat. There is no difference.

  • @WanderingFireOG
    @WanderingFireOG ปีที่แล้ว +28

    With my ADHD at this point I'm probably having 40 coffees a day. & then you know what I do - SLEEP!

    • @itzjess88
      @itzjess88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow.. sounds like me. Is it really adhd?

    • @aleafazio6431
      @aleafazio6431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itzjess88 I also get the same reaction

    • @itzjess88
      @itzjess88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aleafazio6431 maybe I need to see someone and find out if I've had adhd this whole time. It would explain a LOT.

    • @WanderingFireOG
      @WanderingFireOG ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itzjess88 It’s definitely something to look into do some further research 🧐 you’d be surprised at what you may find.

    • @itzjess88
      @itzjess88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WanderingFireOG do certain things bother you like the way it feels washing dishes? I avoid it because it gives me extreme anxiety. I know for sure I have ocd but my house a mess cuz I get anxiety thinking about cleaning because i want everything to be perfect or its no point. Idk but I'm a recovering addict and I'm struggling without the drugs because I can't focus or finish anything

  • @MeyerBen27
    @MeyerBen27 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I get knocked out and have meth planted in my shoes at least twice a week, I'm constantly cleaning the meth bags out of my socks, so annoying I feel this guy's pain.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Must be tough when people plant drugs on you constantly 🙄

    • @shannonhawkins3296
      @shannonhawkins3296 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. 🙄

    • @sidthekidfan01
      @sidthekidfan01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes probably tryna fake a concussion cause his pupils 😂

    • @Chris-yi4pj
      @Chris-yi4pj ปีที่แล้ว

      Sell it on Instagram

  • @crazylegsmurphy
    @crazylegsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That coffee guy... this is a supervillain origin story if I've ever seen one.

  • @kirbywaite1586
    @kirbywaite1586 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm beginning to think that coffee has perhaps merely accentuated what is wrong with this person.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like with many drugs & alcohol 🤷‍♀️

    • @thisisme3238
      @thisisme3238 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allisonjames2923 👍

  • @34jared
    @34jared ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Consuming extraordinarily large amounts of caffeine can do serious irreversible damage to several internal organs. It can also be fatal. This should have been treated as a medical emergency.

  • @BillyG563
    @BillyG563 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear I saw that same coffee guy get booed off a stage at a comedy club once.

  • @chocella
    @chocella ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hey, could I have a soup?"
    🤣🤣🤣 lmao

  • @chriscolbert2188
    @chriscolbert2188 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "My callsign is blackjack" 🤣🤣

  • @yamigurl822
    @yamigurl822 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s like the joker of coffee

  • @jimmyneutron9364
    @jimmyneutron9364 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Get this man another coffee!

  • @angiedillman7963
    @angiedillman7963 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "All I need is 1 shot of coffee!!!" "the Colombian horse" I can handle crystal meth, but I can't handle coffee, LMAO😭

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not putting someone else in a cell with him was a good decision

  • @daisysdaily
    @daisysdaily ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Recently I was concerned that I started to consume three 6 oz cups of coffee. I will now limit to two.

  • @Thefadedfairy
    @Thefadedfairy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My other personality taking over after having a few sips of coffee:

  • @aaiaaiaa
    @aaiaaiaa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the positive vibe

  • @postedinthecut1565
    @postedinthecut1565 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:08 bro did he say " tweaker paramilitary " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nenblom
    @nenblom ปีที่แล้ว +10

    40 days of instant coffee? I’d be bouncing off the walls for sure!

  • @BovisStercus
    @BovisStercus ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Once, as designated driver on girls night out, I drank too many espressos. I was the loudest and most obnoxious of the bunch.

  • @steviasativa9803
    @steviasativa9803 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Richard was so funny 😂

    • @tomatoenthusiast
      @tomatoenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Mister Richard, tone it down”
      Killed me 😂

  • @tracemiller1519
    @tracemiller1519 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “It’s a Prius, it’s pretty badass” 🤣

  • @reuniteamerica
    @reuniteamerica ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We’re going to control you. That’s all I needed to hear

  • @meowmom3296
    @meowmom3296 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His shirt says GET HARD 🤣😂😅 but the Johnny Cash song took me out 💀

  • @fleetwoodray
    @fleetwoodray ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I OD'd on coffee once. Drank 2 pots at work. When I got home, didn't feel right and my heart started palpating and I was sweating profusely. Ended up in ER and received a valium which neutralized the caffeine effect. Won't do that again.

    • @bigtime4794
      @bigtime4794 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a terrible feeling that won't wear off fast enough!

    • @davedavidson7059
      @davedavidson7059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next time save yourself the med bills and grab a bottle of booze it does the same thing trust me...

    • @codybarry8204
      @codybarry8204 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davedavidson7059 that sounds dangerous but I think I've done worse. I love my Clonazepam. Can't use my hands or anything without it. So helpful

  • @MaulerMyers
    @MaulerMyers ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I do my meth and I go to my slot machine"
    What a 9-5 that is.

  • @steviasativa9803
    @steviasativa9803 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I don’t what the coffees done! The meths fine!” 😂

  • @bruh-pl2ls
    @bruh-pl2ls ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is litterally the Joker