Vogue Ball Tango by Kemar Jewel

What happens when you mess with the wrong voguing diva?! Well you're about to find out!
From the creative team behind Voguing Train & The Runway Museum...Vogue Ball Tango by Kemar Jewel puts a new and creative spin on an old classic by combining Cell Block Tango (from the smash-hit Broadway musical Chicago!) with the popular dance style of vogue to show you what happens when Broadway meets Ballroom! Vogue Ball Tango by Kemar Jewel features an-all LGBTQ people of color cast that will surely blow your mind and have you singing "Bitch I was voguing!"
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***LYRICS
Vogue Ball Tango by Kemar Jewel
Lyrics by Ibrahim Vicks & Kemar Jewel
*Intro:
Hands
Catwalk
Spin Dip
Uh uh
Old Way
Duckwalk
*Announcer:
And now, the 6 baddest bitches in the ballroom scene
in their rendition of...The Vogue Ball Tango
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was serving on the floor. *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Intro:
Hands.
Catwalk.
Spin Dip
Uh uh
Old Way
Duckwalk
*Hands:
You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like Bernie...Bernie liked to be rude, no, not be rude, throw shade!
So I came to the ball this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Bernie standing around doing hand performance and being rude, no not being rude, throwing shade! So I said to him, I said "Miss Thing, you throw shade at me one more time..." and he did.
So I battled him that night at the ball and of course I snatched grand prize...just with my hands!
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was serving on the floor. *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Catwalk:
I met Isaiah Young from New York City about two months ago, and he told me he was legend, and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. We'd go to the balls, we'd come home, I'd pump da beat, we'd vogue down.
And then I found out...legend he told me. Legend, my ass! Not only was he not legend, oh no, he wasn't even in a house; one of those 007's you know? So that night, we went out late to the ball, late as usual...I guess some guys just can't handle my catwalk!
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was serving on the floor. *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Spin Dip:
Now I'm standing at the ball, getting ready for my category, minding my own business, in storms Kevin Prodigy giving me my LSS.
"Bitch you ready to vogue?!" he yelled. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming "Bitch you ready to vogue?!"
And then I did a spin dip...I did a spin dip ten times!
*Chorus:
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes*
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Uh Uh (broken English):
So I was at the ball and I got chopped.
They told me to vogue really dramatic but that's not how I vogue.
They said they wanted me to bring it like Alloura but I just couldn't do it.
I really tried my best but they didn’t like me.
I had never ever been chopped before
(Yeah, but are you dramatic?)
Uh uh, soft & cunt.
*Old Way
My brother Santigo and I always walked team performance,
and my husband Charlie always went to balls with us.
Now, we planned on walking this big ball and we had our routine down to the tee.
One, two, three, four, five...splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
Well, this one night at the ball, we’re waiting for our category, the three of us smoking, having a few laughs and we ran out of weed...so I go out to get some. I come back, walk in the ball, and there's Santigo and Charlie walking team performance, doing...the spread eagle!
Well...I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can’t remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was watching Ballroom Throwbacks that I even realized I had stormed their battle!
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And giving fever from the door. *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes*
if you'd of seen it,*2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was really going in, *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
if you'd of been there, *2 crashes*
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would give me my tens!
*Duck Walk:
I hated my best friend more than I could possibly say.
He was a real asshole...mean, always taking.
And he was always trying to copy my moves. He'd come over and watch me practice every night and along the way he found my hands, my catwalk, my dips, and my duck walk.
I guess you can say we stopped being friends because of our differences...I always got my 10's...and he got chopped!
*Outro:
Chanting
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was serving on the floor. *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
If you'd of been there, *2 crashes*
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would have wanted more.
*Chorus:
Bitch I was vouging. *2 crashes*
Bitch I was voguing. *2 crashes*
And I was really going in, *Rat-tatta-tat-tat-tat!*
if you'd of been there, *2 crashes*
if you'd of seen it, *2 crashes*
I betcha you would give me my tens!
*One
Miss Thing you throw shade at me one more time
*Two
Legend my ass
*Three
A spin dip ten times!
*Four
They wanted me to bring it like Alloura
*Five
They were doing the spread eagle
*Six
because of our differences
Announcer:
1001, 2002, 3003, now hold that pose for me.

[@daltondalton72]

This was amazing!!!! me and tazia are so happy and proud of you! Keep making awesome videos.

[@skeever]

LOVE!

[@tinybikebell]

This is awesome!!

[@RobertExpression]

Bravo! Super creative, funny and real to the scene. I can imagine the detailed work and hours put into it. Standing O, can't wait to see more. . .or collaborate one day ;)

[@jaciaracoelho8330]

Wonderful

[@ttocs973]

IG brought me here. . . new subie

[@saytenstudios9901]

Stuuuuuun!

[@xypowerpop]

this was so iconic

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Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

[@shonroyale1550]

Gave me CHIILLLLLZAH!!!!

[@djmajinbu]

;-) ;-) lol cute

[@Faustobellissimo]

The moves were good, but the lighting was very wrong...

[@djmajinbu]

;-) ;-) lol cute