i'm one of those people that get one hour of sleep and wake up fine. sure that's not healthy but I can't sleep for 5-8 hours. my body is not program that way.
He is also a illiterate who cant read or write apparently. I thought the US requires experience in politics for presidents but i guess i was wrong. Even i would make a better president...
Well, his supporters actually _wanted_ someone not experienced in politics (drain the swamp). I don't get it - I wouldn't let a taxi driver perform a heart transplant (no insult to taxi drivers intended). I actually want someone who know at least a bit about the job he has to do.
I have heard that technically if the queen killed trump...no one could convict her because it's her justice... ..is he sure he wants to meet her? We are sorry he is visiting. Maybe someday we'll figure out how to house train him before sending him to foreign nations, but ..apologies in the meantime!
Sssssshhhhh! Don't give him ideas! He'll think that giant iceberg about to break loose up there thanks to climate change is an aggressive attack by making the oceans rise! :-p
+Boris Klyukin Just so you know, Svalbard is in the Arctic region not Antarctica. Arctic = North Pole, Antarctica = South Pole. Arctic = Polarbears, Antarctica = Penguins. Learn some geography please..
Its hard being half American: - gets called a terrorist by americans - gets blamed for trump by foreign friends edit: wtf i wrote this in middle school just trying to be relatable, please stop liking this.
louisanna30 ..... lol, EXACTLY, DT mentioned that a couple of times on the campaign trail and during the Debate, now look who needs his burp and a nap.
Nope, he is home free for four years, because we thought that enforced term length was a good idea, and the only other way to get rid of Trump requires Republicans who are either afraid of him or agree with him to fight back.
HAHAHAHA You're waiting on line by the hundred thousand to get a job with Apple or Amazon. AMERICA KEEPS YOUR COUNTRY FLUSH IN CARDBOARD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT RECYCLE. I bet your popcorn is full of Leprosy.
ABlazeWM People bitched about Hillary and WW3 but I rather have someone who had experience and go to war than having a 70 year old man child and go to war. This is ridiculous.
Spookwagen You are fucking in denial. People voted for Trump because he didn't want war. Now him "putting Iran on notice." Him wanting to send troops to Mexico. And breaking ties with Australia is threatening. You Cuckservatives were desperate to have a dumbass as the president you got what you want now you're going to pay for it.
@Cupash It's not the funny that gets me watching them...it's their level of intelligence on political matters. In that regard I have always thought Stewart was top but Noah is definitely someone I consider to be in the same class as Stewart.
But he is kicking ass and US is thriving in every damn sphere. Only black people and the Hispanics hate him. US belongs to the white people more than anybody else. The only issue with Trump is that he forgets to butter his words like all assholes like Obama the asshole or the two Bushs the Anti-Iraq but ex-Arab employees did. Trump is a great president. See where the dollar is right now if you understand what I mean.
"He was a little fatigued." Aww, was the president all tired out because he is actually having to do work and potentially just caused one of our allies trouble? Tough shit, Oompa Loompa. Don't fuck up our relations with allies because you needed your hourly nap.
Eh, since it gets Trump supporters so mad ... #notmypresident (Be warned: I will NOT respond to all your stupid comments. I will merely sit back and laugh lololol) #notdowntoyourlevel
Unfortunately, he is our President. Because half the electorate sat it out. He will test the Constitution, but I have faith that what the Founding Fathers hammered out in Philadelphia in the summer of 1787 will stand up to him. Now, if only he doesn't cause any real damage before the checks and balances rein him in...
Iyant Z the damn Ghouls and Super Mutants coming into NCR land. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists; and some I assume are good people.
On the plus side, we definitely will have a lucrative career making mentats... God knows there will be plenty of customers in need of a intelligence boost.
1250 refugees? So few? For a big country as the USA... 2015 we got almost 163 000 refugees, 39 000 in October. We barely had enough shelter for them and people opened their homes so they wouldn't have to sleep outside. I do not see why it is such a big problem for you to welcome 1250 refugees.
*+Unshaved Malevolence* I gotta disagree with you there-at least with the insinuation that it doesn't exist. (Ones preferences are ones own prerogative!)
LA Fresh Life seth has literally stepped up his game n Im so enjoying him. I so hope he could bring Stefon as his political correspondent that would be so gold!!
Hillary: if you vote for me I will make sure no one get cold.(lie) Trump: I WILL FCKING CURE CANCER!!!DAY ONE CURE CANCER!! Trump supporters be like: damn son this guy can cure cancer, vote for him! Trump now: IF YOU ALL ARE DEAD THEN CANCER IS CURED!
Hillary lying and being crooked it way overblown and filled with false news ontop of false news on drama on purpose to begin with. Remember the fbi found nothing, after on purpose starting an investigation 11 days before the election. then again that shipment of america hats had maybe something to do with it.
The thing I don't understand is why people saying Hillary is a liar, it is true that all politicians lies, but to me Trump is giving false hope, and that is not politician level liar, that's a cult level liar.
Zhenyi Zhu well if bernei sanders won this would not hv happened. Plus how shit do have to be to lose to a pussy grabbing war monger? this shows how shit hillary was, if u have a bad image do something to fucking correct it, what did she do? brand trump supporters as racists, homophobic, islamaphobic etc etc etc. You don't do that fuck's sake. Blame the trump supporters why? cause its easy to do so. Trump supporters, most of them were conservatives, so it was like team support for them, Some were those who hated liberals so they were like fk them, some thought non political background and money will not let this guy be a puppet so its a good decision. Some thought that this guy is stupid he can't do damage he is just a guy with nuke buttons that's all plus he is a businessman might do something good.
Roland Deschain What makes you think he wants to be there? He's already a successful comedian, he could give the show to someone else and nothing would change.
No we aren't. We're just going to laugh quietly and let him keep doing it. Like when I was driving a school bus and someone thought he was insulting someone in spanish..calling them pencil sharpener. I told our kids that spoke spanish to never tell him what he was really saying. Let them make fools of themselves.
Trump throwing a reporter out of a presidential press conference for being foreign and then a Trump Aid telling the reporter to get out of his country is disgusting.
Can we stop acting like the emails aren't a big issue. This whole election was Hillary's fault. If you read the emails you know that Hillary and news outlets pushed to have trump given more air time because they thought trump was the easiest to beat. On top of that the DNC which was under the control of hillary cheated Bernie out of a primary victory. The DNC chose someone that gets booed when she takes the stage over the person that gets a 5 min standing ovation. They handed trump the victory.
The glass is FAKE, not even a real glass. Important people, very important people said that. We bring a new great glass and we make the Mexicans pay for it.
And somehow people still think this was the lesser of the two evils. We'll be in some kind of war, whether it's a world one or civil one, at this rate.
Please Note: "Hambre" means hunger (i.e., Tengo Hambre = I am hungry for real facts). "Hombre" ("Yoga" Ohmm + Bray) means man (i.e., la ‘caída’ del hombre ya empieza con la bestia de la casa blanca). Aloha. Make it a great day.
2time_gamer dont insult oranges. oranges are actually good for you. hes more like what oranges look like a day after they pass through your digestive tract.
most people did, he only won because of the electoral college with old fuddy duddy white people. A system that is so asinine backwards, that it gives way to much power to a small pool of people. (they are not obligated to even follow voting results, and more than once they have changed the electoral map so that their lobbied candidate can win.)
They're kind of the same. Pay-to-play positions for donors, connections to the most corrupt. America is clearly moving towards numbered days. Hopefully we get someone worth half a shit next election
If Trump comes to the UK we will all be there. I haven't been out on any kind of demo for years but my pals and I are already planning on a day out for a nice day long peaceful protest. We know that he is desperate for approval and we can't wait to show him how very much we disapprove. Should be great fun - bring it on Donald!!
I'm Colombian and this is worrisome, we have pretty strong relations with the US, we are even on military support in case on war, but, we are sister nations with Mexico and this kind of behavior on the government's behalf is reprehensible to say the least. Those threats put most Latin America in a very difficult position
Yep, German time requires 90 seconds per minute. I remember my math teacher from 11th grade who somehow managed to stuff 120 minutes of material into a 45 minute lesson.
When you get 60 yr old apathetic white men like me learning to tweet to tell Trump and my senators our vapid views you know you have opened Pandora's box. Anyone for the Grandpas Buick Drive on Washington?
I WISH I was this eloquent and freaking great at delivering the point. He says the most scandalous and aggressive things but he still maintains that professional persons/ spotless image AKA can't see him as vulgar or sleazy. Amazing.
Why's trump acting like a little kid in a playground. On the bright side kinda makes me feel I can be anything if that joke of a man can be President of the US
Anarchy_Tect Trump is a narcissistic, everyone have to praise him, everyone have to see how great he is. Everyone who says he is great can manipulate him in any way they want to.
6:35 "[...] then maybe it's time for you to ask the question: IS Trump REALLY going to make America First, or is he just going to make America *ALONE?*" ~Trevor Noah 02.03.16
If The US did not have such influence Trump would be another Robert Mugabe, but because if he fails then everyone fails I am wishing he gets impeached or somehow does well, but Iam hoping for the former to occur.
Donald Trump: put Iran on notice! Mike Flyn: Sir, we already put Iran on notice. Donald Trump: Oh well put them on double secret notice. I saw that in a movie once!
what i think the countries should do is just ban together and put baby trump in time out bc not only do these leaders cant stand him his own country is asking for him to get an ass whooping. Its not just those countries he mentioned its also canada , chainaaa, Japan, and south korea. So somebody pls im begging you put him in time out.
Please...help me move to Sweden. The irony of it is, with how many countries Trump is going to fuck up relations with, I feel like Americans will actually need to seek refuge somewhere else--and no one will take us. It would only be fair.
How so Mr.Skobe? Imgur pictures with false statements about "Swedistan"? lmao Ironic how anyone that trashtalks Sweden is either foreign or an alt right voter.
I fucking can't believe he pissed off Australia. Like omfg didn't think that was possible. Please fucking impeach him! At least Pence could conduct himself properly in diplomatic situations!!!!!!
That's racist. As if white people are the only people that hate immigrants and refugees. Because what? Black people cannot be racists ? This white people bashing has got to stop. Plenty of black people voted for Trump.
Australia is a great country, having a much more higher level of life than in the US and education rate... Come on, Australia gave us the cola bears, platypus and kangaroos! They are all cute. We Americans love Australia!
he got upset because he didn't get nap time? this is the same guy who question Hillary "stamina" WTF i'm done....I am so done.....
lol it's like college students barely get nap time and they still function alright.
i'm one of those people that get one hour of sleep and wake up fine. sure that's not healthy but I can't sleep for 5-8 hours. my body is not program that way.
He is also a illiterate who cant read or write apparently. I thought the US requires experience in politics for presidents but i guess i was wrong. Even i would make a better president...
@Sarah I thought so too. and if you decide to run, you got my vote. anyone is better than Donald. my dog can run this country better than Donald can.
Well, his supporters actually _wanted_ someone not experienced in politics (drain the swamp). I don't get it - I wouldn't let a taxi driver perform a heart transplant (no insult to taxi drivers intended). I actually want someone who know at least a bit about the job he has to do.
This show is slowly but surely becoming one of my absolute favourites. The jokes are impecibally well crafted and executed!
overTIMe the jokes are as clever as they are true.
what else do you watch that is good aswell ?
Trevor has nailed it since Stewart left. I'm so glad the daily show is still around-we need it.
Colbert, Trevor and Seth Meyers .... TOP 3
You do realize you're getting news and opinion from someone who is not even that great of a comedian? Joke stealing and I'm a black guy y'all.
We are fucked. Oh my god, I can't believe this happened.
The founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
Aaron Withers Honestly I would believe it if they came back from the dead to school that Orangutan!
Sir, please do not insult Orangutans! They are a highly inteligent species. Thank you.
Mopunkscene thanks you just made my day^^
attach an electric generator and it sounds like a possible renewable energy source
GladkyAndrey other leaders are being careful and diplomatic....Can you blame them?
The queen is too good for trump. We don't want him here
Perdunn long live the queeeeeen!
I have heard that technically if the queen killed trump...no one could convict her because it's her justice...
..is he sure he wants to meet her?
We are sorry he is visiting. Maybe someday we'll figure out how to house train him before sending him to foreign nations, but ..apologies in the meantime!
Perdunn - the random dog shit I occasionally step on is too good for Trump
AmaranteStryfe that was a spoof article
Roland Deschain Actually, Britain's taxes go down by like 2% each year thanks to the Queen.
Trump could probably find a way to start war with Antarctica
technically he could start a world war by nuking the plant seed bank in antarctica aka Svalbard Global Seed Vault.
Sssssshhhhh! Don't give him ideas! He'll think that giant iceberg about to break loose up there thanks to climate change is an aggressive attack by making the oceans rise! :-p
Svalbard is in Norway, not Antarctica.
But he'll probably manage to piss off Norway nonetheless
AtomicGiraffe he already did by choosing an oil exec to head the EPA.
+Boris Klyukin Just so you know, Svalbard is in the Arctic region not Antarctica.
Arctic = North Pole, Antarctica = South Pole.
Arctic = Polarbears, Antarctica = Penguins.
Learn some geography please..
Its hard being half American:
- gets called a terrorist by americans
- gets blamed for trump by foreign friends
edit: wtf i wrote this in middle school just trying to be relatable, please stop liking this.
Safiyyah Conway rivonfl
Safiyyah Conway I understand that struggle
That just sucks. :( Good luck!
They don't represent America. Please ignore them.
Safiyyah Conway tell me about it 😂😂
I've never been more glad to not be American.
Patricia A I was going to move to America, not anymore.
Patricia A a few years ago I would have said you're missing out
Sadly i have to agree. I wanna move there after Trumps regime is gone.
Trust me PAT we are too. I assure you.
I live in Texas so I'm surrounded by Trump supporters all the time😫 they follow him like a cult and will defend literally anything he does
He picked a fight with Australia..... how do you do that????? What next??? Canada?
Halo Evolved nope, next up: Antarctica
Halo Evolved - Next Trump will pick a fight with the Aliens who landed in Roswell.
Halo Evolved Apparently, yes. Two months later, but...yes.
Halo Evolved I bet he can find a way to start a War with antarctica
Word.
Didn't Trump questioned Hillary's ability to work long hours and now he is using fatigue as an excuse!
louisanna30 ..... lol, EXACTLY, DT mentioned that a couple of times on the campaign trail and during the Debate, now look who needs his burp and a nap.
louisanna30 wow. You're right.
Can you guys, please, do something about your president?
Wlp Crepper the system prevents us from impeaching him unless he breaks a law which he has not yet done because he can influence the laws heavily.
I vote for a time out for toddler trump
Nope, he is home free for four years, because we thought that enforced term length was a good idea, and the only other way to get rid of Trump requires Republicans who are either afraid of him or agree with him to fight back.
Wlp Crepper sadly, white people will endure anything if they believe he'll make this country white again. sorry mates.
MisMediator C'mon. "white people"?
I think the fault is of the stupid ones.
We Indians are just eating popcorn.
Karan Chaphekar Indian Indians, or Native American Indians?
Karan Chaphekar Karan... hahaha..... really... cheese or caramel?
as a mexican a can say, we're just eating tacos hahaha
HAHAHAHA You're waiting on line by the hundred thousand to get a job with Apple or Amazon. AMERICA KEEPS YOUR COUNTRY FLUSH IN CARDBOARD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT RECYCLE. I bet your popcorn is full of Leprosy.
Karan Chaphekar
Yeah. As long as your PM Modi has his head way up Trump's orange flabby arse you have nothing to fear.
It's a sad day when comedians use more logic than leaders. Ironically, it was the same day when leaders forgot what comedic timing is.
That's why there should be a national Jester among the Cabinet posts, no?
Noah's comment on US spring breakers bringing drugs, rapists, and "some great people" to Mexico is nothing short of brilliant.
and true by the way
I just got back from Cancun, Mexico and let me tell you, Trevor’s statement is 100% true
Wait are people still defending Trump, just wondering?
well you know that it is a alternative fact that all true Americans love and still support trump
Nvghts because he is our president!
Well, sure. Every president gets a honeymoon period. This effect spares no one; not even Trump.
Because trump is that amazing. Even though he won't give us jobs. Still he is amazing
Spookwagen Are u so CV STUPID... now that he is "the President"doesn't give him the right to unsalted the world 😤
I should be Top comment, because i am german so i invested german time in wrtiting this comment. What makes it extra valuable.
@@RedButtonTV1 I am Swiss and I spent my precious time reading irrelevant comments. And now I even write one,.. damn it!
Me too. I am german and I like this show!
I can't believe all this shit is going down after only like just over a week of Trump being president
ABlazeWM People bitched about Hillary and WW3 but I rather have someone who had experience and go to war than having a 70 year old man child and go to war. This is ridiculous.
Gary Allen SO YOU WOULD FUCKING DIE THAN HAVE TRUMP. YOU LIBERALS ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT...
Spookwagen You are fucking in denial. People voted for Trump because he didn't want war. Now him "putting Iran on notice." Him wanting to send troops to Mexico. And breaking ties with Australia is threatening. You Cuckservatives were desperate to have a dumbass as the president you got what you want now you're going to pay for it.
Gary Allen if those things did start war, the countries would be wiped swiftly with the help of Russia.
***** your evidence? Putin has said himself in conferences that he will form relations with america and aid them.
this Noah guy is the funniest late night host by far, better than his predecessor even. i don't laugh easily but every video of his cracks me up!
thanks for your input, it's obvious that you're so cool and edgy.
@Cupash
It's not the funny that gets me watching them...it's their level of intelligence on political matters. In that regard I have always thought Stewart was top but Noah is definitely someone I consider to be in the same class as Stewart.
Super Saumon I knew I love this funny funny guy
With Trumpty Dumpty as president of the United States, we need as much humor as possible.
He is also a stand up comedian. You wanna be rendered a laughing barely breathing mess, you should check them out 😆
sometimes it's not even the politics of trump that piss me off, it's that the man is incompetent as not only a president but as an adult human being.
patrick watkins I agree with you
WORD.
patrick watkins yet the electoral college gave him the presidency to further their agenda of intolerance and arrogance
I guess that's why he owns a $100 million plane
But he is kicking ass and US is thriving in every damn sphere. Only black people and the Hispanics hate him. US belongs to the white people more than anybody else. The only issue with Trump is that he forgets to butter his words like all assholes like Obama the asshole or the two Bushs the Anti-Iraq but ex-Arab employees did. Trump is a great president. See where the dollar is right now if you understand what I mean.
This Trump show is getting better every week. I can't wait for the series finale. I hear someone's getting impeached but I don't want to spoil it.
jeff ghant or may be bombed
jeff ghant More like a race will be extinct.
@Mayur Bhedru, thankfully it's an AAA production. With that budget, we can get both!
NO NO NO NO STOP no spoilers dammit
"He was a little fatigued."
Aww, was the president all tired out because he is actually having to do work and potentially just caused one of our allies trouble? Tough shit, Oompa Loompa. Don't fuck up our relations with allies because you needed your hourly nap.
We did try to warn him that being the president was a lot of work didn't we?
AmaranteStryfe He didn't listen...
the irony - the man for the working-class people ...... in his first job
shadowdemon1375 "Tough Shit Oompa Loompa" LOL I will have to start saying that.
Trump doesn't like the fact that he has to actually work.
Eh, since it gets Trump supporters so mad ... #notmypresident
(Be warned: I will NOT respond to all your stupid comments. I will merely sit back and laugh lololol) #notdowntoyourlevel
That moment when no one replies
the journey is long #notmypresident
Unfortunately, he is our President. Because half the electorate sat it out. He will test the Constitution, but I have faith that what the Founding Fathers hammered out in Philadelphia in the summer of 1787 will stand up to him. Now, if only he doesn't cause any real damage before the checks and balances rein him in...
Lynn Martz n
Suicide is...
*BADASS*
German time = super precious
And so precise.
It's amazing when "Fallout" looks more like the future than just a videogame.
Is it bad if I Laughing at your comment?
I hope its not true though... I haven't registered me and my family to the vault nearby
Iyant Z the damn Ghouls and Super Mutants coming into NCR land. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists; and some I assume are good people.
Riley Kard For real. I had to play some last night to prepare myself for what the world might be like soon.
On the plus side, we definitely will have a lucrative career making mentats... God knows there will be plenty of customers in need of a intelligence boost.
William Costigan + Shots Fired!
1250 refugees? So few? For a big country as the USA... 2015 we got almost 163 000 refugees, 39 000 in October. We barely had enough shelter for them and people opened their homes so they wouldn't have to sleep outside. I do not see why it is such a big problem for you to welcome 1250 refugees.
"Bad hambres down there"
Bad hungers down there?
Bad hungers for some fajitas. He wants to invade Mexico for the food.
+GreekDudeYiannis Well it'd certainly be an step up from american cuisine. If such a thing even exists.
*+Unshaved Malevolence* I gotta disagree with you there-at least with the insinuation that it doesn't exist. (Ones preferences are ones own prerogative!)
Exkaliber does trump want to end world hunger? actually thats a good idea
Man. This is cool.
I have a suggestion. Give Trump a mirror and see if he picks a fight with the person inside that mirror, like my cat did last week!
Me Too Nah, that's the only person he cares about.
The Arceus Nova.
You are 100% correct.😃😃😃
The Arceus Nova that's true, he represents america, and he cares for America
Spookwagen Funny joke there pal. What I meant was, the only person Rump cares about is himself.
The Arceus Nova - true. I don't think that spookwagon is aware (of much of anything) that one of Trump's major character flaws is narcissism.
The world is laughing at the american so-called leader. And it is completely justified.
Noah, Samantha, Steven, Seth & Alec are getting me through this!!
LA Fresh Life dafuq
I knew the rest but, who is Alec?
Prepare yourself next Saturday...
LA Fresh Life seth has literally stepped up his game n Im so enjoying him. I so hope he could bring Stefon as his political correspondent that would be so gold!!
who's Alec??
When Angela Merkel has to school Trump on how to be a president....
Why would we cut relations with Australia?! 😕
Because Trump is an idiot?
BMoney8600 show trump crocodile Dundee again, he will love Australia again.
BMoney8600 because Australia are useless
_is_ useless. There's only one Australia, and please, don't confuse it with Austria.
FriedrichHerschel sorry, my mistake. I wasn't thinking.
Hillary: if you vote for me I will make sure no one get cold.(lie) Trump: I WILL FCKING CURE CANCER!!!DAY ONE CURE CANCER!! Trump supporters be like: damn son this guy can cure cancer, vote for him! Trump now: IF YOU ALL ARE DEAD THEN CANCER IS CURED!
Hillary lying and being crooked it way overblown and filled with false news ontop of false news on drama on purpose to begin with. Remember the fbi found nothing, after on purpose starting an investigation 11 days before the election. then again that shipment of america hats had maybe something to do with it.
The thing I don't understand is why people saying Hillary is a liar, it is true that all politicians lies, but to me Trump is giving false hope, and that is not politician level liar, that's a cult level liar.
Zhenyi Zhu what the fuck? Did you even read what you wrote? Or you just put all together in the translator?
there is a double standard for trump
Zhenyi Zhu well if bernei sanders won this would not hv happened. Plus how shit do have to be to lose to a pussy grabbing war monger? this shows how shit hillary was, if u have a bad image do something to fucking correct it, what did she do? brand trump supporters as racists, homophobic, islamaphobic etc etc etc. You don't do that fuck's sake. Blame the trump supporters why? cause its easy to do so. Trump supporters, most of them were conservatives, so it was like team support for them, Some were those who hated liberals so they were like fk them, some thought non political background and money will not let this guy be a puppet so its a good decision. Some thought that this guy is stupid he can't do damage he is just a guy with nuke buttons that's all plus he is a businessman might do something good.
Bruh even I KNOW what the Geneva accords are and I’m 11.
Do you realize that President Trump is a very bad example of an Americlean President?
Ok I'm early. Hope everyone has a great day!
You know what, punk? I hope you have a good day.
Hyplexity and you too! ❤🍨
Hyplexity don't tell me what to do
Thanks!!
Same to you
At 2:14 ...Bruh! Way to bring that back around.
RdyPlyOne that was amazing. Trevor Noah is the man.
Trevor wont be here when his visa is gone. ;)
Roland Deschain What makes you think he wants to be there? He's already a successful comedian, he could give the show to someone else and nothing would change.
Roland Deschain I hope not, he ruined the Daily Show. Unfunny.
I would love to laugh at those people who took Obama for granted
Is no one gonna call out him continuing to use "hambre" (hunger) instead of "hombre" (man)? It's such an easy joke and no one goes for it
skippykipper101 lol yeah
No we aren't. We're just going to laugh quietly and let him keep doing it.
Like when I was driving a school bus and someone thought he was insulting someone in spanish..calling them pencil sharpener. I told our kids that spoke spanish to never tell him what he was really saying. Let them make fools of themselves.
,
skippykipper101 well I've lost every shred of human decency because I read harambe the first few times lol.
Trump throwing a reporter out of a presidential press conference for being foreign and then a Trump Aid telling the reporter to get out of his country is disgusting.
Carl Cremona Yep it was inhumane. Don't worry soon Trump, his administration and his followers are going to get their comeuppance .
We tried warning you people but you were mad over a couple emails
Can we stop acting like the emails aren't a big issue. This whole election was Hillary's fault. If you read the emails you know that Hillary and news outlets pushed to have trump given more air time because they thought trump was the easiest to beat. On top of that the DNC which was under the control of hillary cheated Bernie out of a primary victory. The DNC chose someone that gets booed when she takes the stage over the person that gets a 5 min standing ovation. They handed trump the victory.
Obama
The glass was full
Election
The glass was half full
Trump
The glass is empty
Soon there will not even be a glass
Ally Baket more like Trump: The glass is full of piss.
the glass is full of "alternative facts"
The glass is FAKE, not even a real glass. Important people, very important people said that. We bring a new great glass and we make the Mexicans pay for it.
haha that's good.
It's been 2 weeks 🙄 .......it feels like forever
In France his been in the news every day it's getting annoying
I knew he'd alienate our Allies... never thought it would be Australia of all countries. They're the most friendliest and calm people on the planet
Feathered Filly apart from us in kiwi land.....he upset our lovely PM Jacinda by the way
...Did Trump ever grow up?
Elisha E I don't think he ever matured past 12 years old.
12? I'd say 3 at best. He has tantrums like a 3 year old. I expect any time to have the phrase "big meanies" show up in one of his tweets. LOL
@Elisha E) What AragonKillswitch said.
He never needed to because of his family fortune.
He has one of the cleanest arseholes in the West, it's the sheeple who protect these privileged lunatics, you love corporate capitalism.
Trump saying bad hombres has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard haha
I swear Trump makes Bush look smart.
this is a nightmare how have we fallen so deep into his world.
Ethan Parada. The stupid people voted for him thinking he was thier saver
William I'm with you in that to me he was already a tyrant like Mussolini. I feel very afraid with what will happen now.
Before you know it, he'll start wars with other planets claiming there are aliens who are illegal immigrants plotting to get into the U.S.
Man this show is awesome!
Greetings from germany.
#WeFeelWithYou / subed.
I didn't like Trevor Noah at first, but I've really grown to like him.
"........because he missed nap time!"
Priceless!!!!!
And somehow people still think this was the lesser of the two evils. We'll be in some kind of war, whether it's a world one or civil one, at this rate.
NODAPL, Free the falsely arrested Water protectors!!
Hey, Trevor! Your Trump's imitating is very good. I like it!
Please Note: "Hambre" means hunger (i.e., Tengo Hambre = I am hungry for real facts). "Hombre" ("Yoga" Ohmm + Bray) means man (i.e., la ‘caída’ del hombre ya empieza con la bestia de la casa blanca). Aloha. Make it a great day.
Donald trump is such a great pers😂😂
I can't even say that 😶
He's just an orange in disguise 🍊
2time_gamer dont insult oranges. oranges are actually good for you. hes more like what oranges look like a day after they pass through your digestive tract.
itzbebop true 😂😂
2time_gamer fucking racist
Spookwagen how is that racist 🤔😂
2time_gamer you're calling him an orange based off of his skin colour...
We should have voted for Hillary.
most people did, he only won because of the electoral college with old fuddy duddy white people. A system that is so asinine backwards, that it gives way to much power to a small pool of people. (they are not obligated to even follow voting results, and more than once they have changed the electoral map so that their lobbied candidate can win.)
*WE. DID.*
They're kind of the same. Pay-to-play positions for donors, connections to the most corrupt. America is clearly moving towards numbered days. Hopefully we get someone worth half a shit next election
If Trump comes to the UK we will all be there. I haven't been out on any kind of demo for years but my pals and I are already planning on a day out for a nice day long peaceful protest. We know that he is desperate for approval and we can't wait to show him how very much we disapprove. Should be great fun - bring it on Donald!!
I'm Colombian and this is worrisome, we have pretty strong relations with the US, we are even on military support in case on war, but, we are sister nations with Mexico and this kind of behavior on the government's behalf is reprehensible to say the least. Those threats put most Latin America in a very difficult position
Yep, German time requires 90 seconds per minute. I remember my math teacher from 11th grade who somehow managed to stuff 120 minutes of material into a 45 minute lesson.
I love you shows. Humor is great! I want to thank my service men and women who, in this political turmoil, stand strong, brave, and loyal.
Trump really lost his fucking mind.......... I'm just waiting on the days till his impeachment
Not impeachment, resignation. He will quit the job, mark my words.
Besides it will much more humiliating if he does. lol
Hey Trevor,
I love to spend my "German time" watching your show :P
Greetings from Germany :)
When you get 60 yr old apathetic white men like me learning to tweet to tell Trump and my senators our vapid views you know you have opened Pandora's box. Anyone for the Grandpas Buick Drive on Washington?
thumbs up for the WoW reference, and other obvious reasons.
I just love this show
I WISH I was this eloquent and freaking great at delivering the point. He says the most scandalous and aggressive things but he still maintains that professional persons/ spotless image AKA can't see him as vulgar or sleazy. Amazing.
This feels like a bad dream. Everything about Trump, pardon the pun, is bananas.
hahahaha I'm the 666 viewer, how fitting for a trump video...
Why's trump acting like a little kid in a playground. On the bright side kinda makes me feel I can be anything if that joke of a man can be President of the US
Anarchy_ Tect It's decided. I'm going to become a lobster.
Anarchy_Tect Trump is a narcissistic, everyone have to praise him, everyone have to see how great he is. Everyone who says he is great can manipulate him in any way they want to.
6:35 "[...] then maybe it's time for you to ask the question: IS Trump REALLY going to make America First, or is he just going to make America *ALONE?*" ~Trevor Noah 02.03.16
Third! Oh wait no one gives a shit
If The US did not have such influence Trump would be another Robert Mugabe, but because if he fails then everyone fails I am wishing he gets impeached or somehow does well, but Iam hoping for the former to occur.
you should look into the #everysecondcounts project against trump a lot of EU comedy shows habe going. its hilarious
5:39 Am I the only one constantly gets distracted by Trump's hand gestures in that corner?
Donald Trump: put Iran on notice!
Mike Flyn: Sir, we already put Iran on notice.
Donald Trump: Oh well put them on double secret notice. I saw that in a movie once!
JUST When You Think He Can't Make Shit Worse He Actually Does Make It Worse.
NEENA LEEVINA hold on tight i think he just said 'here, totally hold my non alcoholic beer... '
Thank God I only live a mile from Canada.
Hearts, Trevor. Keep making us laugh, saving us from potential heart attacks.
All this is not funny it's worrying!!!
+Mashedpotatoe1000
I have NEVER lost sleep due to politics, until now.
leave poor australia alone we were perfectly fine away from the rest of the world
what i think the countries should do is just ban together and put baby trump in time out bc not only do these leaders cant stand him his own country is asking for him to get an ass whooping. Its not just those countries he mentioned its also canada , chainaaa, Japan, and south korea. So somebody pls im begging you put him in time out.
Oh come on... why Australia? Don't piss off one of our most dependable allies.
i love this show, it`s the best hybrid of news and satire, well done, i also liked this „swiss time, german time, hammer time“ and i am german.
The greatest thing about this is that Liberals and Conservatives, to equal extent, created this monster. Cheers from Sweden!
Please...help me move to Sweden. The irony of it is, with how many countries Trump is going to fuck up relations with, I feel like Americans will actually need to seek refuge somewhere else--and no one will take us. It would only be fair.
metafiction26 u are so right. we would be afraid u start another trump movement
metafiction26 well tbf sweden is not that good either
How so Mr.Skobe?
Imgur pictures with false statements about "Swedistan"? lmao
Ironic how anyone that trashtalks Sweden is either foreign or an alt right voter.
Pontus Lundgren well I'm swedish myself
Can someone please get a leash for this man. One does not go around ruining relations without suffering serious consequences.
this video is still relevant today
Trump thinks he's in a Southpark episode. Only we can't just turn the channel on his destruction of America.
Noah please come to the UK to do stand up! or start your own chat show,you would kill!
"The gray cordi" best name ever I'm dying xD
Hum...it's grey Corgi (breed of dog preferred by the queen)
I fucking can't believe he pissed off Australia. Like omfg didn't think that was possible. Please fucking impeach him! At least Pence could conduct himself properly in diplomatic situations!!!!!!
President trump, a toddler.
America's kids - Alaska and Puerto Rico - are going to ask about what America's most embarrassing moment was.
As a German citizen I have to admit that our time is not as precious as everybody says it is.
But the joke is still great!
Why does everyone hate immigrants and refugees?
"Everyone" doesn't. Only white nationalists who are convinced that their race is the only one that deserves to live in their country.
That's racist. As if white people are the only people that hate immigrants and refugees. Because what? Black people cannot be racists ? This white people bashing has got to stop. Plenty of black people voted for Trump.
Ionlymadethistoleavecoments They're sexier than I am
Nice Guys Yeah, a whole less than 10% of eligible voters of that race
It's not even "their" country. Other people were living here well before the good ol' white boy network arrived. :-p
Donald Trump Tweet
Queen disappointment, only member there was an old Brian May. Played none of their greatest hits, Sad.
Every time I see something on Trump, I remember that Bane line from that Batman movie "Now is not the time for fear.... That comes later"
Watching these videos of trump now & i just cant believe that the US people still elected that guy. no offence but Really? WTF
Let it me say from Germany Trevor - you made TH-cam great again
German time... extra precious
Swiss time - german time - HAMMER TIME 😂
Australia is a great country, having a much more higher level of life than in the US and education rate... Come on, Australia gave us the cola bears, platypus and kangaroos! They are all cute. We Americans love Australia!
I'm afraid if Donni-Boy did make it to the UK, when he meets HRM, he will expect HER to bow!
oh my gawd XD
queen: i have ruled these lands now i have to have tea with a pumpkin ):C