oof! pootis! pootis! pootis! HERE I COOOME! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! MOVE GEAR UP nyom nom nom...om nom. TAKE THAT AND THIS AND THAT. да :D TO RIGHT! TO LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! Pootis! Pootis! nyom. nom. Pootis! I am giant :D Kiss me! HWOOO HWOO HOO HOO HOO! WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU D:< COME TO HEAVY!
I love the sniper and heavy part, and the engi part was HYSTERICAL, now all i here is left, right, left, right, left, right, pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis, and gottam gottam gottam gottam gottam, whenever i hear birds
And it's not a terribly inaccurate phrase for what the bird is actually trying to say! The male puffs up while he dances to look as big and impressive as possible for the female, so he can get laid.
GlaDOS bird got me laughing more than everyone else XDDDD "Stop what you are doing" "Maybe you think you are helping yoursef... but you're not" "If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket"
I saw this on Animal Planet tonight. When the blue bird was bouncing around, I couldn't help but say "Gottam! Gottam! Gottam! Gottam! Gottam!" each time it bounced. XD
Oh! Well, if you want to hear those voicelines and more, go to the official TF2 wiki and look up each class's Responses page. Be warned, they're not perfect; some links lead to the same voiceline within the same section, among other dumb mistakes. You can also look at the Taunts page for each class.
That Sniper bird.
"ROIGHT, LEFT, ROIGHT, LEFT!"
Oh my god, that killed me.
Actually a riflebird
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Even 11 years in the past this guy knows what we need in 2021
And in 2022.
And in 2023.
And in 2024
@@Tf2_scout-f7f How this lasted this long, I'm not sure.
Hello i am from 2024
The pootis bird is the best.
d va lol
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS.
Yes
@@Yougotcaged102 Yes.
@@Bengy. VERY *yes*
GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM
captainprotag0nist gottam bird
rrr
2:01 OMG THAT SCARES ME 😂😂😂
GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM
Engineer flirting with GLaDOS!!! I love it!
Administrator, Medic, and Sniper killed me.
ikr
and heavy
And engineer
_OCKOCKOCKOCK_
Caelus5 VOUSVOUSVOUSVOUS
Dat Engineer scared me with his "gottam" xD
No
@@maurice9864 Yes
@@andrewcurtin7003 no
@@maurice9864 Perhaps
when a bird asserts their dominance, but looks stupid
*BOOGHYAH!* *HAYHGOOB!*
Let's do this.
Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Left! Right! Left!
*This is getting embarrassing...*
HYOHOHOHO! WONG! EY! HOW HO HOW HO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOWOOO
i make it look easy :]
oof! pootis! pootis! pootis! HERE I COOOME! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! Pootis! MOVE GEAR UP nyom nom nom...om nom. TAKE THAT AND THIS AND THAT. да :D
TO RIGHT! TO LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! Pootis! Pootis! nyom. nom. Pootis! I am giant :D Kiss me! HWOOO HWOO HOO HOO HOO! WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU D:< COME TO HEAVY!
George Kincaid Ah, good night Irene!
George Kincaid Presume the position.
GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM
is nobody talking about how sarcastic the female bird is with those GLaDOS lines
I loved that!
Well portal and team fortress 2 is in the same universe as the Ap-Sap description is *"this nice lady gave us this"*
@@thearch-vile8232 they’re not, GLaDOS was built in the 90’s, while team fortress is set in the 50’s-60’s.
@@gavinbrown216 what if it wasn't glados who gave it.
@@thearch-vile8232 GLaDOS was the incentive for building the cores - including Wheatley - in the first place
0:36 The sniper bird saying repeatedly right and left caught me off guard. I legit can’t stop laughing lmfao 💀
GOOD LORD! I never laughed that hard ever since Sniper replaced Scout's bonk with jarate!
Red Scout: "Go to hell, Spy."
Me: "Scout, please, go f*ck yourself."
I AM GIANT, kiss me
MMitchel I feel like that should be on a t-shirt XD
Le Gentleman piemations
GLaBOS
Genetic Lifeform and Bird Operating Sustem
XD XD
GLaPOS Genetic Life and Potato Operating System! (I'm $t00p1d)
OMG SUS PREDICTION
"Sus"tem
@@ZILLYZILLED01 pretty sus tho ngl
I am charged, OKOKOKOKOKOKOOKOKOK
RAUS RAUS RAUS RAUS RAUS RAUS RAUS
"B O O G H Y A H !"
"H A Y H G O O B !"
This is what happens when the metamorphosis that started in Scream Fortress 2013 ends.
@TopBunkProductions
They solve practical problems, they'll figure it out.
I love the sniper and heavy part, and the engi part was HYSTERICAL, now all i here is left, right, left, right, left, right, pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis, and gottam gottam gottam gottam gottam, whenever i hear birds
BLU MeeM same
Same here, even the maya birds in the Philippines
Every morning, I'd hear these instead of the normal bird chirps
Same,man..
xD
You have new items:
Pootis Bird !
Nanakon i got the GlaDOS bird :D
I have a gottem bird :D
I got a meem bird
I got woo hoo bird
@Ron😎 me tho m8
Everything heavy saying "Pootis" and "This and that" Killed me so much I couldn't stop laughing
"I AM GIANT. KISS ME."
Oh gosh, I lost it at that part.
And it's not a terribly inaccurate phrase for what the bird is actually trying to say! The male puffs up while he dances to look as big and impressive as possible for the female, so he can get laid.
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
Ghost Rider Vivivivi-victory, Vivivivi-victory
GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM
+X Matheus X Omnomnom
+X Matheus X LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!
Bio Hazard 0.o
I remember watching this years ago, and even now it STILL hasn't lost its awesome and funny flavor!
I have no idea what I just watched.
But I loved every second.
2mlg Cartoon Network
.
I totally burst out laughing at the heavy birds "HERE I COOOOMEEE!" while seeing the bird hopping around.
0:55 - the legendary pootis-bird!
GlaDOS bird got me laughing more than everyone else XDDDD
"Stop what you are doing"
"Maybe you think you are helping yoursef... but you're not"
"If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket"
The mere fact you had the idea to splice TF2 voice clips with a documentary on birds, of all things, was genius. XD
“But what does he have to do to really impress her?”
GOTTAM!!!!
I Am Giant!
Kiss Me!
+phoenixfirex medimedes: ja
Whats the matter with you? Come to Heavy! 1:33
I love how the [animalname] fortress 2 videos always have barely any dislikes
I saw this on TV the other week, and I couldn't stop laughing for the whole 3 minutes.
Those birds seem to be trollers
They're spamming random things into their soundboard
Funny trivia: the actual name of the species of the Sniper bird is "Riflebird of Paradise".
engie trying to seduce glados in bird form was not what i was expecting to see when i popped this edible earlier but you know what, now im glad i did
Happy I could help!
@@rushnerd damn you are dedicated. Respect.
GOTTAM.GOTTAM.GOTTAM.
Foxy the Animatronic Fox POOTIS. POOTIS. POOTIS.
Last year we watched the original Planet Earth and I kept hearing the Engineer's "Gottam!"
for some reason getting these in my recommended 12 years later, never thought birds of all things would fit TF2 voice lines so well
Soldier getting revenge for not being in this document?
Litten the Fire Cat Pokemon spy too.
PokeTrivia Ch. ポケtりゔぃあ and demoman
He would’ve been a bald eagle
@@nickmiyuki2634 I'm pretty sure Demo was in this.
I seriously watch this daily.
i lost in Medic-bird...and Engi-bird
Thelicone and sniper and heavy
the scout bird is the only one that actually sounds like a bird XD
Pootis
Save the pootis bird!
PrinceWaffles is ht
#makethepootisbirdextinct
Also spycrabs
Watching these type of videos at 4 in the morning makes them funnier to me for whatever reason lmfao
i don't know why but it kinda makes sense that engineer bird would be trying to impress GLaDOS bird
The TF2 community is one of the best communties in existence and I don't even play TF2
Tweet Tweet MAGGOTS!! - Bird Soldier
Mmph Mmph OOMPHHPH!!!-bird pyro
crab crab IMBECILES!! - Spy bird
"if you want my advice: u should just lay infront of a rocket"- GLaBIRD
0:45 Weird Scout acquired.
0:53 Gets me every time
1:52 Whoa whoa, Engie! You totally just triggered Glados.
watching planet earth right now and I couldn't stop laughing at the bird bit because of this, damnit!
Dat sniper bird :') Never laughed this hard since i saw my bro fall down the stairs.
I remember owning this on Blu-Ray (when Blu-Ray was new) as a kid and this entire sequence always cracked me up.
I saw this on Animal Planet tonight. When the blue bird was bouncing around, I couldn't help but say "Gottam! Gottam! Gottam! Gottam! Gottam!" each time it bounced. XD
This is what happens when the respawn don't work.
“I AM ARCHIMEDES!!!!!”
1:54 engineer:g-gotam gottam 9x
glados:the hell shes doing???
I laughed so hard at the sniper and the engineer bird annoying the gladosbird. XD
The scoutbird sounded like a real bird o_o
The only thing that made my day even better was the fact that I heard David Attenborough's voice
HAHAHAH HELLO FRÄULEIN
"A U G H-"
Medic bird from the begging got me holy shit
Scream Fortress 2013 in the nutshell:
“I am ze angry bird!” *-Medic, probably*
This made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt.
“Left right left right!”
No words for this but beautiful
Pootis... pootis, pootis, pootis, nom!
Behold, the video that popularized POOTIS as a TF2 phrase.
Ahh yes, the rare Gottam bird's mating dance is a beautiful thing to see.
It's nice to see this gold again through the youtube algorithm.
The best performance by far was definitely Heavy’s
0:54 friendly hoovies literally when they reach to the water parts in 2fort and Egypt
@The Spy from TF2
Unfortunately, no one was there to witness it.
im glad this pop in recomendation after 11 years
pootis bird is good bird
My festive learning before i started tf2 was this entire quality wholesomeness lol
far out, that sniper bird hahahaha
I’d wake up early every morning is the birds outside my windows sounded like this
That is the most creepiest bird I have ever seen.
TF2 new update kinda looking good
0:25 fraulien means “young lady” in German. Accurate.
*Fräulein
Omg the right left part was the best :3
Awesome job rushnerd
This video is now 10 years old.
I can't believe it...I have to post this to twitter haha.
The heavy birds saying pootis when they throw stuff was funny.
Pyro sounded so cute when he said silently in the backround Balabalemb and heavy POOT POOT POOTIS
OMG I did not know how much i needed this thank you
v-v-v-victory v-v-v-victory
That bird that used Engie's voice lines used to terrify me when I was a kid.
There should be an actual Pootis bird misc. for the heavy in TF2. XD
...There sort of is.
Yeah, but it should be called that.
ABlindSniper115 You can always use a nametag. :)
*****
True, but still. :P
Yep, a real POOTIS bird misc would be awesome! XD
Oh my God, I love you. XD
These goofy-looking critters are my favorite birds in real life.
2:24 footage of the first texan fail in a try to filter
Wow even after 10 years this video is a beautiful gem
you predicted the bird head update :3
I lost it at "I am giant" and busted out laughing so hard I farted XD
2:12 what is the bird have blue smile name ?
Loved the administrator one.
2:03 looks like an :()
How has this not broken a million views?!
Lol I laughed so hard to this XD
that "goin up" gets me everytime
0:06 CAPTURE THE POINT YOU MAGGOTS! pyro is soldier?!
It's Pyro trying to do his best Soldier impression.
engineer trying to rizz up glados is amazing
I exploded at 1:27
These new nature documentaries sure are interesting...
0:52
I don't know why, but this part cracks me up every time.
Hilariously, some of the characters would get voicelines to go along with bird-headed cosmetics years later.
I didn't know that! Amazing.
I, um, can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. :
I haven't played TF2 before the F2P update. I'm just glad people still enjoy the video!
Oh! Well, if you want to hear those voicelines and more, go to the official TF2 wiki and look up each class's Responses page. Be warned, they're not perfect; some links lead to the same voiceline within the same section, among other dumb mistakes. You can also look at the Taunts page for each class.