The coop, Haley's dark room, Maru's basement are all weird temp-maps that I can't actually warp the player too. I would have loved to add those. :/ I'll also double the drop rate because apparently I just got really lucky in my playtesting.
this makes me laugh harder than it should because i saw the version of pam as shrek, so i have VISUALS of what the transaction would actually look like if pam was shrek LMFAO
Stardew Valley: "DF! We all signed this petition. We want you out, you just: bother us, break our hearts and now even break into our houses? OUT! Your granddad was a good man, you? His grandson is not!" DF: *wipes memory of everybody in Stardew Valley* Stardew Valley: "Welcome new farmer! Hey what's this... I don't remember a petition. Why would we chase the new farmer out anyhow? We don't even know him yet."
You should make a mini series or an episode with another youtuber! You and the other person could work together to marry the whole town 😆 they could be your apprentice
Just destroy the game and the townspeople with mods. If I'm actually serious I wonder if instead of being married to a creepy af Jas, there'd be a mod that would turn Vincent into a murderous and psycho crotch goblin.
It'd be nice if the mod did something with morning/evening hours, heart required doors, and add new content to doors that are only there aesthetically. I'm pretty sure that door in Marnie's house leads to a cellar with Lewis' "missing" items. Oh, also add in a way to steal animals from Marnie's shop. She's barely around to sell them anyways.
Me as soon as I get the key to the town: breaks into people's houses past bedtime On fall 9th, apparently: Decides to go into marnie's to talk to her and sees Lewis in her bed, breaks out laughing Also me: Doesn't realize that was a less than 1% chance
Hey DF got a piece of dialog that might disprove the "Abigails the daughter of the wizard" at one point Caroline told me that she wished Abigail would go back to her natural hair color. Don't know the circumstances of how I got that piece though :( sorry
I found a way to trap npcs, first you open a door and place something where the door was. Then you go out and back in to reset the door before they can destroy it. Also if they sit on a couch and you put something in front of them they can't get off the couch. Thats how I permenently trapped pam on her couch.
I don't know, if other people encountered this, but seeing Kent in this video reminded me, that in my current file I'm on year 1 summer, yet Sam once told me that he hears his father walking around the house during the night and no one tells him anything....
I do not think caroline ever slept in pierre"s bed. Also what is the explanation for lock picks being absorbed in use. Do they bypass cavern and sewer keys.
As the author of this mod, I love you
The coop, Haley's dark room, Maru's basement are all weird temp-maps that I can't actually warp the player too. I would have loved to add those. :/
I'll also double the drop rate because apparently I just got really lucky in my playtesting.
Thanks
You are awsome but I play on Nintendo switch so I can’t download sorry
Are you planning on updating it in the future? I believe 1.5 has broken your mod, a shame because it seems super fun to try out!
@@coencastiel9560 what the fuck is wrong with you man
Pam: "Thanks, kid."
DF: "Thanks, Shrek.
Classic.
Amín it’s you’re welcome, Shrek not thanks, shrek
this makes me laugh harder than it should because i saw the version of pam as shrek, so i have VISUALS of what the transaction would actually look like if pam was shrek LMFAO
Ya. I saw pam as shreck soon. She looks even stupider 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shrek is cute
@@coqru”sweet home Alabama”
Stardew Valley: "DF! We all signed this petition. We want you out, you just: bother us, break our hearts and now even break into our houses? OUT! Your granddad was a good man, you? His grandson is not!"
DF: *wipes memory of everybody in Stardew Valley*
Stardew Valley: "Welcome new farmer! Hey what's this... I don't remember a petition. Why would we chase the new farmer out anyhow? We don't even know him yet."
Lol 😂😂
Lmao
lol
Lmfao
Lel
And now we need a Steal Things mod so it'll be Thief Simulator.
And a jail mod XD
It’s a Junimo! They are rare here in the comments
You break in to steal things but the dwarf beat you to it.
Ghoul Pen
DF and Dwarf are two rival mob bosses
H E L L O
F E L L O W
S T A R D E W
V A L L E Y
D W E L L E R
I need some video ideas! Mine have all been failing lately
DangerouslyFunny full walkthrough of a new account
You should make a mini series or an episode with another youtuber! You and the other person could work together to marry the whole town 😆 they could be your apprentice
Mby you can show us how and where you get all these mods
DangerouslyFunny there should really be a mod at makes all the villagers do want ever you want them to
(That would be fun)
Just destroy the game and the townspeople with mods.
If I'm actually serious I wonder if instead of being married to a creepy af Jas, there'd be a mod that would turn Vincent into a murderous and psycho crotch goblin.
Welcome back to another episode of:
DF invades a peaceful valley and makes everything a living hell
I love the implications of Louise going to the clinic before heading back to Marnie's place.
I'm so impressed they actually animated Lewis getting in bed with Marnie. Wow!
Demeitrus: Hey df! I'm always glad when you come for a visit
You: So does your wife
Me: WhEeZe
*_Now you can look at what Mayor Luis is doing with Marnie in his bed_*
That sounds ‘GREAT’
BatteryBoi oh god,NO!
Oh but yes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now he has 24/7 access to his one true love!!
PAM! 😄 LOVE OF HIS LIFE!
Already had, his own personal thrashcan/garbage bag is equal to Pam.
UH NU
I know, now he can file for divorce any time he wants!
Ahh yes, the trash can with a full trash bag inside, Pam.
"You're welcome, shrek."
Nice. Just nice.
*you're welcome Shrek*
That's compliment for pam that she was called someone as cool as shrek
Oh I just commented that then I scrolled down well uhh crap
@@plum727_ We all knew that that was an insult for shrek that he got compared to pam
@@shinyduck258 Yeah
I'm a simple girl. I see a notification for a new DF video. I stop everything and click it.
Yes I would stop child birth for this video
@@bells1016 IKR?
artchic528 I guess you’re also seeking attention by not saying ‘person’ but specifically saying girl
@@cykomiko6924 Think whatcha want. I just come for the laughs. I have my fiance for romance.
The usual phrase literally is "I am a simple man"... I don't know how this is any different, haha
I knew Lewis wanted to be in Marnie, but that's a bit too much.
Pam: Thanks kid.
DF: You're welcome Shrek.
Omg u r literally my idol
Now you don't need this mod, for the key to the city can be earned through Qi
anyone notice how the ptsd house has 3 singles beds with only 1 pillow when there are 4 people? DF, analysis
classy corgi isn’t it bc Kent isn’t in year 1 so they don’t make room for him?
How dare you insult Shrek at 3:26 like that?
5:40-5:50 this is why I watch your channel 😂
Hellooo robin... I didnt get a chance to talk to you but what your mother did was entertaining in itself... 😂
Mumps is still a better love story than twilight
I’m surprised Gus just stands up and makes us wait until 12:00 pm to actually open shop unlike normal people who open shop at 9
It'd be nice if the mod did something with morning/evening hours, heart required doors, and add new content to doors that are only there aesthetically. I'm pretty sure that door in Marnie's house leads to a cellar with Lewis' "missing" items. Oh, also add in a way to steal animals from Marnie's shop. She's barely around to sell them anyways.
that locked door in marnie's actually leads to where shane's chickens are, but lol thief mods would be great
3:27
Don't call Pam Shrek it's a compliment
This is now Canon
The reason they don’t care is because they don’t feel anything
Anyone else think his voice is so warm and soothing? When I’m having bad days I always watch his videos😢
I personally watch him for all of my stardew help and funny things about stardew
Mumps looks like the hamburgerlur in the thumbnail
If you could make more stardew valley videos about literally anything with your humorous commentary it would make my life complete.
dAd GeT thE caMrA Df iN OuR HOuSe
So long into making these stardew valley videos and you still haven’t had a mod made to disable heart events?
I love how come he got a soft voice in a manly body.
DF:”Has Jodi been standing here the whole time?”
Jodi:”yes?”
Perfect timing
“You’re welcome Shrek”
XD Best Pam joke ever
i think that df is just trying to learn how to lockpick and using this as an excuse
I love how now you don't even need the mod, u just have to play 1.5
Me as soon as I get the key to the town: breaks into people's houses past bedtime
On fall 9th, apparently: Decides to go into marnie's to talk to her and sees Lewis in her bed, breaks out laughing
Also me: Doesn't realize that was a less than 1% chance
Hey DF got a piece of dialog that might disprove the "Abigails the daughter of the wizard" at one point Caroline told me that she wished Abigail would go back to her natural hair color. Don't know the circumstances of how I got that piece though :( sorry
Sir Guinea Pig There’s another dialogue from Abigail that she dyed her hair purple and now it grows that way, so maybe not lol
Give Df the achievement for divorcing the most people ever.
Have you tried Oxygen not included or Rimworld? Those games are a bit different but your commentary would make it all the more entertaining.
Man, I never thought Lewis was the type fuck and truck, but here we are
Oh DF is finally Breaking in some where I wonder what mod is next
*Bad news for the people of stardew valley*
WAIT A MINUTE
I love your Stardew valley vids! Keep it up!
“Thanks kid.”
“You’re welcome Shrek.”
This guy is unnecessarily funny, it’s great.
The good boy maybe even _dangerously_
Run. Mumps has a more power. No one is safe...
I found a way to trap npcs, first you open a door and place something where the door was. Then you go out and back in to reset the door before they can destroy it. Also if they sit on a couch and you put something in front of them they can't get off the couch. Thats how I permenently trapped pam on her couch.
Fill your field with stone owls or strange capsules
Ooooh heeel naw
DF plays another game, like Harvest Moon? Oh wait, there is none of those on PC. Unless...you'd want to get a console to record one of those.
You should use the journal trick to keep watching Marnie and Lewis
Yayyy new stardew valley video but where are the divorces at?
so many videos that are corrupted-
somebody needs to do Yoba a favour and sacrifice DF (the stardew DF, just to make sure everybody understands that)
All I'm saying is I'll never kick Df out of my bed am I Right ladies ?
Is it a coincidence that marnies birthday is exactly double the date of when Lewis sleeps with her
Hey DF taking a break? well I broke a few lock picks if that's what you mean.
We need the new expansion DF needs to explore new content!!
So many secrets in stardew it’s scary
I don't know, if other people encountered this, but seeing Kent in this video reminded me, that in my current file I'm on year 1 summer, yet Sam once told me that he hears his father walking around the house during the night and no one tells him anything....
I find you voice soothing lol
You should upload an un-edited video of the game skipping through a whole year, so we can share your pain.
with all these mods, isn't there a single one to skip to a specific date?
I'll Be Myself No he has to sit through the animations
Guy sounds like griffin from tobuscus.
Wow I haven't thought about tobuscus in 13 years. He still makes stuff?
Lock picking is a fine art.
I was wondering how long it would take for Mumps to start breaking into the villagers homes 😂
Wait do npcs like demetrius and robin have heart events? how do i get them because im at 10 hearts with demetrious and no heart event
he has one at 6 hearts where robin asked him to buy fruit and he bought tomatoes, then they ask you what you think
When is the next live stream?
P.s. I love you
I do not think caroline ever slept in pierre"s bed. Also what is the explanation for lock picks being absorbed in use. Do they bypass cavern and sewer keys.
Don't forget to grab the toaster!
Get a mod where you don't faint at 2 am and people wont kick you out of their house at night and just stay the whole night.
Try to uncover mono or mona whatever her name is shes jazz's mother on the grave stone. Also wtf is with the toy house in jazz's room?
Is this a mod or on the normal game ?
I have a video idea: maybe try a new non modded world and try to get to 10000 as fast as possible in 1 week or something. Hope you get more views!
Lockpick increased to 100
*I like this mod*
I love how he has a naruto mod 😂😂
Gus is a robot? Maybe he was recharging?
Is this a mod?
The reason why I have TH-cam is you...
tube...
What’s behind hayleys cupboard door?
Bros a menace to stardew
have you ever thought of getting the map mod??? it tells you where everyone is,it might be helpful XD also loved this video
df hasnt swore in a looooong time, i only remember one video where he swears...
its a shock to hear such an permanent calm voice swear
How many pams can fit the pam's natual habitat
Shoplifter mod + lockpick mod
oh, good. the power to terrorize the villagers after hours. just what DF needs!
mumps multiclasses into rogue
1st Robber/Thief
“I wanna be just like my big brother when I grow up!”
Enjoy being a failure Vincent!
People with android phones can now pre-order stardew valley for mobile
Thanks Shrek
You should play subnautica
That would actually be pretty great XD
No views, 16 likes?
*twilight zone theme plays*
See I told you he the most corrupt person in stardew valley
you are right, Lewis is friggin corrupt!!
the river ....flood the town
10 minute exactly video. ya cheeky fella
Your videos are so awesome😂
Didn't you already do this ?
Who is your favorite person in the valley?
This was awesome. I love your videos, and it is kinda cool to see the npcs in bed and stuff, like normal people. Except the mayor. Odd
Came when I saw the notification 😱